P 7 RATES OW ADVCRTISINO. On Sqnare, on Inch, on lnnrtlos 1 00 On Sqoare, on Inch, one month 1 00 Og. Square, on. Inch, thro month.. 00 Ob. Bqnira, one Inch, on. rear 10 00 Tro &)oare, one year 15 00 Qoarter Column, one rear........ MOO air Column, on Tear (0 00 Ore Column, one year . 100 00 Lerl tdrertlMments tea cento per lino Men la eerlioo. Marrlaget aad death notice, gratia. All bill, for yearly adrertlarment. collected qnitit terly. Temporary advertleementa mnM h. paid la adrance. Job work eaab on delivery. w mm REPUBLIC U pabUtbed reij Wdoeidj, fcf J. E. WENK. tSo la Bmoarbaugh o Co.'i Bulldlii XLM ITRXBT, TIONE8TA, fa. :publican :OR Term, I.DO ptrYur, He (nkwrlptlofii received for ft shorter period than thm months. Gnmtaponilenre aolleltod from a parts of the TIONESTA, TA., WEDNESDAY, NOV. G, 1889. S1.50 PER ANNUM. VOL. XXII. NO. 28. country, no nouoo wiu do lun 01 ai aaoayinoue ouiunlcalio&e. RE If there is any country in the world) here food ought to be cheap for the" masses it in ours. The Forttm says that the wealth of the United State in $00,000,000,000, and lint half of it is owned by Ipsa than 25,-, 000 people. Thefts ere the men to put the world'i fair on its feet. Cordelp, one of Georgia's newest cities, is a plnce with a population of 3000. A year and a half ago the site on which it is built was a cornfield. It is already as- piring to havo a street railway and clec-1 trie lights. Last summer New York dumped large quantities of frcsh fruit into the bay to keep up market prices. San Francisco has been doing the same thing1. Ono day recently dealers dumped 6000 mel ons into the bay. Official statistics show that 25,000 people are. killed annuully by wild beasts and reptiles in India. Of these about 20,000 are slain by snakes. Tho Gov. ernmeut offers rewards and makes other effort to reduce tho danger, but the peo ple are indifferent. .Ten million dollars make a pretty large sum for tho city of London to lose because a handful of dock owners held out against paying their workmen reason able wages. It is no wonder that the feeling is growing there that it is time for the public to take its turn at running things. At the congress of the advocates of cremation held in Vienna, tho statement was brought out that there exists at present throughout the world fifty cre matories, most of which are in the United States, twenty in Italy, and one ' h in Germany, England, France and . ii erlund. v nn'or Sherman, in a recent speech, said iliut while "we boast in America of tho rapid jirogrcss wo have made in growth, population, wealth and strength, jet it is equally true that some of tho oldest nations in the world nro keeping paco with us in industry, progress and even in liberal institutions." The deep-sea researches made by the United Slates Fish Commission with a viow to discovering the temperature of the fishing grounds and thus learn the causes that lead to tho fish migrations are attracting great interest, not ouly among scientific men but among those interested practically iu trade. To those who can read the signs of the times, it is obvious, says tho Commercial , -Ail cert utr that a great change is coming into the relations of the two great schools of medicine,. Surgery is constantly be coming a more and more -exact science, but medicine is constantly slutting her ground, and the lines between allopathy and homa'puthy are not by any means so closely drawn as they wed to L-a. It has been estimated that the capital ization of the various corporations and concerns in this country dependent upon electricity for their business, irom the Western Union Telegraph Company down to the-humblest maker of electrical appliances, is not less than $600,000,000. This n o ms that the people now pay an annual tax of lwtcewn thirty-five and forty millions for a convenience which forty years ago had scarely beguu to at tract attention as something more than a scientific toy. The London docks, tho scene of the recent strike, art one of the greatest systems of docking to be seen in the world. Upward of $130,000,000 have been expended in their construction, and hundreds of acres are covered by them. They are built of stoue and concrete, and are as substantial as such work can bo made. Many of them date back to the beginning of tho century. The amount of traffic upon them is enormous. It is estimated that in the warehouses of single dock company there is at all times at least fi5, 000,000 worth of goods. "Don't bra if and strut so much, Chicago, " facetiously remarks the De troit Free lrett. "You are getting to be a big, overgrown town, but there are dozens of cities to which you would not make a rcsi Citable suburb. Your ' little million could be added to the five and a half millions of London without increasing the streaming city's central roar to any appreciable extent. The city at the base of the Eiffel Tower is twice uud a half your size. The suburbs of New York contain as large a population as you have on all your valleys and prairies. Eveu Mongolian Canton could swallow you twice in rapid suc cession. Boochow, Ilanehow, King tchching uud Changehow all lap over you, and towns that are your equal iu sue and superiors in virtue .swarm all over tho Middle . kingdom from the A moor to the B.ahroapootra and from the, njpuutaius of Thibtt to the YiJllow UO lo, Chicago. WHAT t (j 0b, what Is the love or tho bate of menr What is their praise or their blame? Their blame is a breath, but an echo of death. And a star tbat glows bright and is (one from the sight Ah I such Is the vanishing guerdon of fame. Oh, what la tho grief or tho joy of life? What is its pleasure or pain? The joys we pursue pass away like the dew; And though bitter the grief, time brings re lief To the heart th,at is wounded again and again. Oh, what is tho loss or tho gain of tho lime? And what Is the suoceas' fair crown? Tho gain that we prise lo! it fades and it flies; And the loss we deplore as quickly is o'er. There is little to choose 'twixt life's smiles and life's frowns. Oh, men they may love and men they may hate, It matters little to me, For life is a breath, and hastens death To gather in all, from the hut and wall, To the home that is narrow the house that is free. Boston Transcript, A BRAVE DOCTOR, When Herman Dean was in college and tho medical school, he was so timid and so slow of speech that his fellow-students uiado bun the butt of frequent jokes. He seemed to know his lessons, but in endeavoring to recite them he floundered about and clutched at his words desper ately and awkwardly, and made but a poor appearance. One could not help smiling at tho tall, clumsy, blushing fel low. But he worked at some of the prob lems that discouraged tho rest of us with ft stubborn courage that enabled him more than once to surprise us and put us to shaiue. "Thorough" seemed to be his motto. Ho took his degree of M. D. with honors, and soon afterward we heard that he had been appointed a United Slates Medical Inspector on the Maine frontier. lie entered upon his official duties in 1865, the year of the memorable small pox epidemic whicli in Montreal and the surrounding villages raged destructively among the French Canadians. With al most incredible fanaticism, thousands of these people refused to be vaccinated. They declared that to vaccinate was to oppose the Divine will. God had sent la picotte, and to try to prevent its spread was wicked. The Canadian health of ficials, in attempting to compel them to be vaccinated, were fiercely assaulted, their flags and placards torn down, and the people rioted in the streets. Uuder these circumstances, it was almost im possible to check tho epidemic. Tho American health officials estab lished a rigid system of inspection along tho Canadian border, and required that all passengers on railroad trains coming from Canada should be fumigated. Surgeons with tho necessary appliances were stationed at the railroad Ntutions, and on the wood roads and forest trails leadiug across the boundary, to vaccinate all people arriving from Canada who had not already been vaccinated. Young Doctor Dean was directed to make a tour of the logging camps in the Moosehcad Lake region, aud to vaccinate every man iu their crews whoso aim did not show a fresh scar. Among these loggers were many ignorant, lawless fel lows, some of whom had the stupid pre judice against vaccination which had led tho French people across tho border to resist the efforts of the Canadian doctors. Their employers and the foremen, how ever, were heartily in sympathy with the work of the surgeon, uuci did their best to compel their men to submit to his lancet. Iu one of these camps Doctor Dean encountered a French Canadian called Pierre Couteau, who was unusually obstinate, and showed a vicious temper in his opposition to the doctor's pur pose to vaccinate him. Ho was a huge fellow with a black beard, and a great red scar on his forehead. "Its of no use for you to hang off you've got to have the job done, said Dixon, the boss of the camp. "No 1" answered Pierre, crisply aud doggedly. "Don't make any fuss about itl Roll up the sleeve of your frock !" ordered Dixon. Dr. Dean took a step toward the Can adian. "No "growled the fellow, with an omin ous emphasis, at the same time grasping his axe as if to strike. His eyes flashed, the scar ou his forhead grew redder, aud he fairly bristled with determination. Dixon was furiously angry and burst into a torrent of profane exclamations. "Leave this camp and don't you ever come back, you brute!" he cried. "We don't want any murderers here!" Pierre muttered a few words iu his na tive patios, flashed a defiant look at the foreman, dropped his. axe with a scorn ful gesture, aud turned to go away. Iu a second Dr. Dean sprang upon him, tripped him, threw hiut to the ground, face downward, aud jumped ou his back, Dixon came quickly to his assistance and helped to hold the man down. "Throttle the scouudivl!'' exclaimed the excited foreman. "No," said the doctor, coolly, "I'm going to vaccinate him." A friendly wood-chopper happened to come along. Ho helped Dixon to hold down the struggling, cursiug, frothing man, while Doctor Dean cut away his frock and shirt, criscrossed his skin with his lancet, and rubbed in the vaccine. In less than a minute the operation was over. Trcrubliug with rage, but cowed, the Canadian jumped up, flung buck an angry threat at the doctor, took his small pack of clothing, aud, still breathing veugeance, strode away from the camp. "I duuuo; I guess you made a mis take," said Dixon. "Why!" aked the doctor. "That critter is liable to kill you. He's a bad one ! I rather think 'twould have beeu letter to let him go without trying to vaccinate him.'1 "If I'd let him go hu d ho liabls to kill a hundred hicn instead 6t one, 're plied the doctor. "He might be the very one to spread the small-pox all through this regon. One unvacinated man is ft constant menace. The only safe way is for mo to obey order, and see that everyone is vaccinated." A few weeks later Doctor Dean was ordered to take his station at a point where a much-traveled road through tho woods crossed the boundry between Maine and Canada. The Canadian Pacific Railroad had gangs at work in Maine, and many men were going back and forth across the border. A log cabin was build for the doctor's habita tion, a turnpike gate was put np, and no man was allowed to pass without first having bared his arm. The cabin was furnished with a stove, bunks and a few necessary pieces of fur niture, and was well stocked with pro visions. A young man known as Dan wo engaged to stay with the doctor as his cook and companion, and he also had the company of a large mastiff and two less sociable friends, a pair of rifles. The cabin stood in the midst of a dense forest, in which were many wild animals; the nearest human neighbors were the men in a railroad camp, twenty miles away. The trout which abounded in a stream that flowed past the cabin often contributed to the bill of fare of the doctor and his assistant. Once Dan shot a deer, which supplied them with venison for several weeks. Their table was at no time scantily furnished, they had a col lection of books, the air of the woods was invigorating, and they enjoyed their wild life. Almost every day men with packs on their backs came along the road from Canada, and were stopped and vacci nated. Sometimes they grumbled, but for a long time no one resisted the doctor outright. At night the two young men took turns at watching the gate, and the traveler over tho turnpike to Maine, at whatever time he arrived, had to stop and be examined. Week after week passed, and still the young men had no serious trouble in the performance of their duties. One forenoon the doctor's assistant took down one of the rifles, and saying that ho would'try to get some partridges for dinner, started into the woods. The doctor was sitting' on the door-stool of the cabin, reading a book. 'I wouldn't go very far away, Dan," he said. "Oh, pooh! You won't have any trouble! ' "No, but our instructions, you know, aro to stick right here," said Doctor Dean. "I shan't run off," laughed Dan. "Better not go so for that you can't hear me it I should cull. ' "Well, if you want me, you halloo, and I'll come." Dan had been absent for more than half au hour, when the doctor heard voices, and soon saw three men coming up the road. He took his case, and went out to the turnpike to meet them. "Gentlemen," said he, politely, "I'm a Governinent'surgeou, aud have orders to vuccinate you. "Huh!" grunted the foremost of the three men, a stout Canadian in a red shirt and knit cap. "Qu est ce que c est? The doctor explained the situation to them in French. The three men chattered with each other in their peculiar Canadian French dialect for a few moments. The doctor pretended to pay no attention to them, but listened iutently, and caught nearly all they said. "Let's keep right on," the rcd-shirted man finally stud. "Break the man's head!" exclaimed a scrubby littlo man, with a large brass buckle on the belt of his frock. "But the dog!" said the third man. The mastiff was a quiet but attentive listener to the colloquy. "Who cares for the dogt He can't stop us!" said the littlo fellow with the big buckle. Doctor Dean wished that he had brought one of his rifles out of the hut with him, aud that Dun was at baud. He shouted "Dan!" loudly, thinking that Dan might hear him, or that the call might at least serve to intimidate the men. The three travelers listeucd for a mo ment, and looked sharply about them. They heard no answer to the doctor's cull, aud saw that nobody came. "Laissez nous passes!" (Let us pass!) the first speaker said in French, with a threatening look at the doctor, who stood unflinchingly at the gate. "It's a very simple thing," said Dean, without raisiug his voice. "The Govern ment requires me to vaccinnate you. It won't take me five minutes." He spoke pleasantly, as if he had not heard their threatening talk as if he did not see i warning in their eyes. He saw that he was about to have se rious trouble, but he made two resolves; one was to make every effort to keep those men from passing the gate iu defi ance of his orders, and the other was to manage, if he could, to get his rifle fiom the cabin. AVith that in hand he felt that he should be master of the situa tion. It was possible for the men to escape him by turning from the road into the woods, but they were too surly to take so much trouble iu maiutaing their diso bedience. They had determined to defy the doctor, and to pass along the turn pike in spite of his opposition. Suddenly the man in the red shirt moved towards the gate. At the same moment the doctor heard footsteps of some one approaching down the road. "Perhaps it is Dan," he thought. The red-shirted man started to climb over tha gate, but Dean grasped him aud pulled him back. With au angry hiss the fellow aimed a blow at Deau. The doctor dodged quickly aud then straight from his houlder come a blow that laid his assuil aul ou the ground. The two ether men, cursing, sprang upon tha doctor. "Take him, Lion!" Dean cried to tha growling mastitl and iu an instant the dog was at the throat of the man with the brant buckle, who yelled With terror. Dean, meanwhile, was wrestling des perately with the third man. If he could ouly shake uun on ana get his rifle I But his first assailant was up. lie rushed to the succor of the screaming wretch who was strugging with the mastiff. Dean was left to battle singly with the third man. His courage rose. They were whirling around, panting and kicking, each trying to trip the other, when a new-comer rushed into the melee. It was the man whose approach ing steps had been heard. Dean saw a great red scar burning over a face covered with black hair, and his courage left him all at once. The man was Pierre Couteau I The doctor ceased to struggle, and dropped limp to the ground. His antagonist aimed a kick at his face with his boot, that, if it had reached hun, would have disfigured him for life. At the same instant the doctor saw something pass between himself and his assailant like a Cash. Pierre Couteau grappled with the fellow and threw him. Amazed, Dean sprang to his feet. "1 11 help you I ' Pierre cried in French ; and he yelled to the other fellows to desist. The poor mastiff had received his death blow from a stone. Dean rushed into the cabin and brought out his rifle. At its appearance the three fellows sur rendered and were vaccinated, and allowed to go on their way. Then Dean learned from Pierre the secret of his unexpeted behavior. He had gone from the Moosehead logging camp to Canada. While he was there, the small-pox attacked his village. Many of his friends died; but he, thanks to the doctor's vaccine, escaped' with a mild attack of varioloid. "I have often ask dose saint to bless dc good docteur," he said in his broken English. When, on his way back to the States, he saw his good doctor in trouble, he was glad to do him a service, and thus help the saints to answer his prayers. "Some good luck dat I come 'long, n'est-ce-pas?" "That's so, Pierre! Can you stay here with me a while?" Pierre said he would be glad to stay. AVhen the delinquent Dan came back with his partridges, he was dismissed for disobedience, aud Pierre was installed in his place. All through that trying season, Doctor Dean and Pierre guarded the turnpike iu the woods, and the doctor found in tha Frenchman a most tractable and useful assistant. Touth'i Companion. A Good Story Told of a Congressman. This story about Congressman Frank Lawler, of Chicago, is printed in the JVewi, of that city, as being told by Amos J. Cummings, the New York editor and ex -member of Congress: "Lawler came to me one afternoon last winter and said: 'Cummings, I'm going to have the Agricultural Department in vestigated. I've stood things as long as I'm going to! I shall introduce a reso lution calling for a committee to-day." "I saw that he was pretty mad. 'Frank,' said I, 'what's the occasion for this sudden outburst? Colman is a good fellow, and his Department generally ha! given satisfaction. What cau he have done to offend you?" "Then Lawler explained that oue oi of his most influential constituents had written him three times asking him for a sample paper of seeds ; each of these let ters was referred to the Agricultural De partment, but to none of them had the Department paid any attention whatso ever. 'When the first came,' said Law ler, 'I sent it to the Commissioner of Ag riculture with a noto saying: 'Please re mit.' The second letter complained that I had probably not received the first, and would I theiefore not send the seeds by express at once. This letter I seut by messenger to the Agricultural Depart ment, with a pretty stiff note intimating that there were no flies on me. Well, sir, to-day I gets a third letter, and my friend is madder'n fury all about there seeds says I've got the big head so bad I won't pay any attention to letters writ ten by old friends. I was so paralyzed that I just indorsed the letter over tc Colman in theso words : 'If them seedi aiu't sent to-day there'll be a committer on your tracks to-morrow.' " " 'Tell me, Frank,' said I, 'what hai caused all this uproar? What kind ol seeds did your friend ask for?' " 'He wanted mushroom seeds,' saic Lawler, solemnly, 'and he's going to ge 'era, too, or I'll know the reason why.' ' He saw the Gorilla. The Fort Wayne (lud.) correspond ent of the Cincinnati Enquirer says W. H. Stewart, proprietor of a museum, residing in this city, has a very largi gorilla, noted for his strength and feroc ity, caged, and at present the cage is ii his barn. This afternoon a man namcr Isaiah Slade, of Akron, Ohio, desired U see theanimal, and visited Stewart's bun during his absence. The animal hut just been fed and one of the iron bars o the cage was left open. As soon a Slade eutered the burn tho gorilla force his way through the opening aiic sprung upon the man, forcing him dowr aud punished hiin frightfully. His yelh brought Stewart, who with great dilii culty drove the auimul into his cage Slade had his whiskers all pulled out, om ey gouged out and his nose badly torn A Meteorological Mystery. A remarkable air-wave has attractet much attention from meteorologists, win are stiil unable to explain the phenome non. At several stations in Central Ku rope the barometer recorded a suddei dip of about four-huudredths of an inch followed by a corresponding rise a fe minutes later. Dr. K. Hermann ha' traced the disturbance from Pola to Kei turn, separated by about five degrees o. latitude, the rate of translation betwcei these places having beeu about seventy one miles an hour. In an easterly au( westerly direction the disturbance vai confined to narrow limits. Ther wai no earthquake iu Europe. Arkmm Truitlr.r. HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. TKAST CAKF.9. Two quarts of water, two cups and a half of boiled mashed potatoes, one cup of sugar, two tablcspoonfuls of fine flour and half a teacupful of salt. Take a tea cupful of hops and boil in a pint of wa ter; strain off and pour boiling hot over the mixtures of potatoes and flour; then ndd the warm water, sugar and suit and have a cupful of yeast to raise it. When it begins to ferment stir in fins corn meal, enough to make a stiff dough, roll out thin and cut in small cakes as large as ft teacup ; spread them out on plates and dry quickly, taking care not to let them scald; dissolve one in a teacup of warm water; one cake will raise four two-quart loaves of bread. Keep the cakes in a box where they will not mold JIOAST TURKEY. Select a turkey with thin skin, bright, clear flesh and white fat of a moderate amount. Dress carefully so as to remove the gall bladder whole. Save both gir. zard and liver. Let a stream of cold water run through, wipe dry inside and out, and singe any hairs with a white paper flame. Break the leg bones and draw out the tendons from thighs. Fill the breast and body with a dressing oi bread (entire wheat is best), using only butter of the best quality, with pepper and salt for seasoning. Sew close with twine. Firmly truss, putting the liver under one wing and the gizzard under the other. Dredge with flour, salt and pepper. Koast iu quick oven. Put a largo piece of butter in blasting ladle. Baste frequently until well browned and frothed. Serve with stewed cran berry sauce. ROME rHACTlCAI. DOJj'TS. Don't give a child any sweets except molasses candy or chocolate caramels, and these very rarely. Don't permit a child under five to re main out of bed after eight p. m., even if you have to forego social duties you think most sacred. Dori't thiuk that a child needs food each time it manifests hunger. Try to assuage thirst by several tcuspoonfuls of boiled and cooled water. Don't hold a child in convulsions in your arms, but strip it quickly and im merse it to the neck in a hot bath, to which a tablespoonful of mustard may be added Don't allow a patient with colic to suffer until the physician arrives; give large injections (two quarts of warm wa ter with ten drops, adult dose, of tinc ture of opium). Dou't seek relief for burns by the use of cold water; if nothing else is obtain able use warm water; better still, keep the part wet with sweet or linseed oil. Don't lose your head when with cases of bleeding from the lungs; they very rarely prove immediately fatal. Prop the patient up in bed, and give him small pieces of ice to swallow, aud tif- teen drops of tincture of ergot (no sugar of lead or acid) every hour, uutil your physician arrives. Don't imagine tbat sunstroke (heat prostration) follows exposure to the sun exclusively. The same may be produced by excessive heat even at night, es. pecially when the person is much fatigued, or in a crowded room. Don't allow meat aud vegetables to be placed in the same compartment of the refrigerator. Don't wear high heels. Women who wear them publicly advertise the fact that they seek or wish to maintain serious in ternal troubles. Don't mistake weight for warmth in clothing. Feeble people may be worn down by heavy clothing, and yet be less sheltered thau those who wear light woolen fabrics, both as inner aud outer garments. Don't read, write or do any delicate work unless receiving the light from above und over the shoulder. Don't read in street cars or othpr jolting vehicles. Dou't rub the eyes, except with your elbow. Don't attempt to clean the ears with anything but the tip of the little linger. Don't attempt to remove hardened ear wax by picking it out. If you canuot reach a physician when hardened ear wax becomes troublesome or painful, you may gently inject (by means of a fountain syringe) warm water, to each pint of which half DSMunce of bicarbonate of soda has been aQi'd. Don't believe that catiug fat will make you fat; quito the contrary holds true. Don't eat gamey meats; remember that "ganicy" is the hyper-refiiicd word for rotten. "Don't pour a mouthful of coffee into an empty stomach, even if you must tear a button from your coat aud swullow it before," says un Arabic proverb. This applies to tea as well. Dou't attempt to remove foreign bodies from tho upper part of the windpipe by trying to reach them with instruments of any kind. Try giving a violent blow ou the back immediately after tho accident. If this does not succeed, have the patient held suspended by the feet, head down ward, and moved rapidly from side to side while you strike between the shoul ders with the palm of the hand ; stop this at once if the patient shows evi dences of suffocation. If these continue, or the foreign body is not dislodged, send for a surgeon to perform tracheoto my or laryugotomy as quickly as possi ble. J'hrewtoyiatl Journal. Clay Pipe Muklut;. The cluy pqie industry is remarkable from more than one point of view. The manufacture is essentially French and its importance is daily increasing, despite the formidable competition of wooden pipes and cigarettes. One pipe manu factory occupies au area of ubout one hundred thousand square feet and give employment to from five hundred to six hundred persons, exclusive of children less than twelve veur of age. The annual product is 120,000 gross. The number of styles is infinite and is duily increasing, as the dealers are continually Uug for new models, THE GOVERNMENT HORSES. IT TAXES PRIDE IN ITS FOOTED STOCK. FOUR- All tlio Animals Have to Conform With Certain ItcgulRiion A Horae Generally Lasts Six Yen in. Whenever, upon the occasion of any public parade, the cnvnlry stationed at the garrison at Fort Myer forms part of the procession, the magnificent appear ance of the horses excites the universal admiration of the spectators. Their size, for they are above the ordinary build, suggests in itself tho idea of strength, while the uniformly shaped head aud large, prominent eyes tell of the intelli gence of the animal. The horse is as much of the cavalryman's outfit til his sabre or his carbine, and ho must needs possess the strength to endure long forced marches, aud the understanding to be of the most possible benefit to his rider in fighting by requiring the least attention. Congress annuully appropriates about 200,000 to be expended in the purchase of horses. This amount is expended pro rata among the divisions of the army, those on the Atlantic coast not requiring as large a sum as the cavalry on the fron tier, where the life of the animal is not altogether one of lazy contentment. In Arizona, especially, the equine mortullty is greater than in any other section, and more horses become disabled and unfit for further service. The burning sands and alkali deserts lead to blindness and diseases of the hoof, and the animal has either to be shot or sold. The lack of proper pasturage and feed aIo cuts an important figure in the life of a cavalry horse in the remote garrisons of the West, for while his Eastern brother is feeding luxuriantly on a full allowance of oats aud corn twice a day and sleeping in a comfortable stable, the Western horse is making a scanty meal on huski and Bleeping in a ramshackle building that seems to have been especially con structed for a free circulation of air. There are nearly 10.000 horses in use by the United States Army. Of this number about ten per cent, are sold annually because of their uufitness fur further cavalry or artillery duty, and about five per cent, are lost by death. So, in order to maintain the staudurd, it is necessary to purchase about 1500 animals every year. When a stock of a garrison needs replenishing the Quartermaster-General's Department is notified. An advertisement inviting bids is in serted in the prominent papers and a con tract entered into with the lowest bidder to deliver the horses at the desired point, if, after a suitable inspection by the Secre tary of War, they meet the requirements of the standard fixed by the army regula tions. The regulations require that the horse shall be a gelding of uniform and hardy color; from fifteen to seventeen hands high; from four to eight vears old, and weighing between 000 and 1200 pounds for a cavalry horse and between 1050 and 1300 for srtillery horses. There arc other requirements necessary, such us the general build of the animals and their health. V henever it becomes necessary to purchase tho half-breed horses of California or Southern Texas the standard of the height is reduced to fourteen and a half hands. Long-legged, loose-jointed, long-bodied aud narrow-chested horses, as well as those which are restive or vicious, are rejected. Most of the horses used in the army arc purchased iu St. Louis and Louis ville, although tho general rule of late has been to obtain the animals iu the ueighborhoood in which they arc desired for use, the idea being to obtain thoroughly acclimated auiaals. The avaragu cost of a horse is a trifle over 13J. As soon as the purchase is completed the horse is branded with tho letters "U. S." on the left fore shoulder, aud a com plete descriptive list is made of him, which always accompanies hun where ever he is transferred. Tho horses are distributee! by the regimental comman der, and the riders or drivers are not al lowed to exchange them or permit any one vise to use them. With every troop of cavalry a record of the animal is kept, containing a des cription of every ono received and trans ferred, showing the kind, name, age, size, color, marks, brands, or other peculiarities, how and when acquired and disposed of, the name of its rider and driver, uud the use to which it is ap plied. The forage ration for a horse is four teen pounds of hay and twelve pounds of oats, corn, or barley, and in special cases of hard service or exposure the graiu ration is usually increased three pounds. Iu localities where gofid graz ing is practicable for a considerable por tion of tho day, or during seasons when little labor is required of the animals, the ration is usually reduced. The animals usually last about six years, and at tho end of that time are sold at auction, or before, if they are dis abled so as to be unfit for service. When sold tho officer puts another brand on the horse, making it impossible for the horse to be sold to the Government at some other poiut. Condemued animals do not briug very much. They are worthless for carriage purposes, aud are too much worn out to be tit for the more arduous work of street-car hauling. They are usually sold tocoutractors, who employ them in hauliug tmall loads. But the army horse doc not last long after he drops out of the service. Usually he does not amount to much when the Government has no further use for his services, and his career thereafter is a short as it is uneventful. Wathinitm Pott. Ou the day that Simon Cameron was buried the Court House bell at Em porium, Cameron Couuty, 1'euu., was tolled ninety times. The bell was a gift from him at the time the county was formed. The African Methodist Church, which has not a white man among its uituiUy or any organic relation wi;h auy white church organization, reports a member ihip of 40,iniu. r OR WANT OF BREATH. ' A poor city babs lay dying ono day On a ragged aud dirty cot. Lay quietly gasping Its life away . In a basement squalid and hot; O God! for a sniff of cool, sweet air Just one for the child and it mother: For the heart that bleeds so helplessly there. And the balie that must He there an l smother! The fanner's boy is a cheerful sight As he sits on the floor in the sun; How he doubles Irs Bsts In mimic might, How lusty his grief and fun! Oh ! Full of life all day Is tho breeze From the fields of the farmer oomiua", For it dallied awhile 'mid leafy tree. And a while where bees were humuiiug. The fisherman's boy I at ploy on the sand Hnw nl ii id v and nliimn he erows! There is strength in the grip of his chubby hand, Aud his lips are red as a rose. Oh ! rweet are the breezes born at wi And era (Ilea in white foam AoeT 1 1 ,wl Sweetly cool, when waves are like grass on a lea. Cool and keen when a tempest lowers. The babe in the tenement house ia dead, With none but its mother to weep; Then lay it to rest in that narrow bed Where the sleepers breathe not lu their sleep. Oh I breeses that wander at will alway. It ashore or where sea-scud is flying. There are thousands of poor city babes to-day Tbat are smothering, fainting, dying. George llorlon, in Ckietuo Hemlil. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Burs to matrimony The front gate. Life insurance in some cases is merely a matter of policy. The young man who is in love is con spicuous for his courtly manner. A hero is a man who refrains from eat ing things that do not agree with him, A man is not necessufily mean liecausc he will jump on a feather bed when it is down. Some men are born rich, some achieve riches and some get into fat government offices. Goes without sayiug The young mau too bashful to pop the question. l'ejwi Siftingi. These times suit the scissors-grinder. He likes to find thiiigs dull. Sin Fran eiffo Alto. The stiuup-wiiidow of any postoffice it a sort of Lick observatory. liothttter Fott-Esprett. A man is known by the company he keeps. That' why she prefers to be a sister lo him. Meu will strike for shorter hours, but the earth continues to revolve at the same old speed. Judtje. Republics were ever ungrateful. We put our great men on postage stamps, aud then punch their heads. Because a bald-headed man doesn't happen to keep a lock on his head doesn't signify that there is nothing of value in it. Cupid is doubtless known ns the God of Love iu this day because the seutimeut of love has become largely a sentiment of cupidity. Queen of Spain "Good gracious! The baby King has the btomaeh-ache." Lord Chamberlain (excitedly) "Call the Secretary of the Interior!" 'The sunset lingered o'er your hair," Was what her ardent lover said; But other maidens young and fair Said, "Gracious, but her hair is red." Wanhiinitun C'upitul. Fat Woman "Oh, uin't these mos quitooa awful!" Thin Womau "They never bite me." Fat Woman "Of course not.. They live on blood, not bones." Oitre a Weel. Misunderstood. Pop-eyed Photog rapher (about to remove the cap) "Look this way, please." Sitter "Not much, I wouldn't look like that in a picture for uothiu'." Litlit. It is rumored that Queen Victoria thiuks of bestowing the Order of the Bnth ou Thomas A. Edison. Iu order to make him feel perfectly at home, she will probably make it' an electric bath I'ecl'i Sun. A Chicago bearded woman made a snug fortune out of the show business in about twelve years, aud now lives in comfortable luxury with his handsome wife and five beautiful children JJing hamton fiepubliain. "I'm all broke up," ho badly sighed, As he returned to towu. "A love affairr" "Jio," he replied; "A hauuuut k let me down." Bau,: Boston Mau "Well, my boy, how ia real estate in the West, active?" Drum- . mer (just back from Kansas) "Active! Well, I should say o. A cyclone car ried a 150-acro farm forty miles the other day. It's a little too active for me.'' Ktarnty Enttiyritt. A naughty little boy one day eluded punishment by creeping uuder a table, where his mother could nut reach him. Shortly after his father came iu, and when told the state of affairs crawled on his hands und knees in search of his sou an i heir, when to his astonishment, he was greeted with this inquiry: "Is she after you, too, father?" . Au Kuglishmun has written a book, entitled: "Two Thousand Miles on :i Camel's Buck." We believe we can beat that iu this country in half the space. Ix-t some oue come out with "One Thou sand Miles on a Fence Rail." There arc lots of people who have had the experi ence, with tar and feathers thrown in gratis. Detroit Free Ire. Au Electrical Drill. Au uitercstiug electrical machiue can be seen in operation on the framework of the new war ship Muiue, iu the Brook lyn Navy Yard. It is a drill. Instead of the slow and tedious paid and ratchet haud drill commonly ued, is one that is set a whirling by an electrical current seut through curefully insulated wires. A three-quarter inch hole in a three quarter inch plate cau be dulled iu lcs than a minute. The chief objection u that the Drop-line current ia deadly.