THE FOREST REPUBLICAN Is pablfih.d tverf Wednesday, ky J. E. WENK. Olflo In Bmearbaugh & Co.' Building ELK BTRKST, TIONK8TA, Fa. Terms, . I. BO per Tear. Ne tnhMriptton recited for a ihertv period thfin (tare, months. Onrnxponderr .ollelted from all part of the Courtly. No nolle WUl bf taken of kaoaymoua nisuiuulcallou. RATES Of ADVERTISING. On Sqnare, on Inch, on Insertion I 1 M On Square, on loch, on month IN On Sqo.re, on Inch, thro month. f 00 Ono Squire, on Inch, on jew 10 00 Tito Kqn.rot, on year It 00 Qnarlet Column, one year 80 00 naif Column, one year MOO Ob Column, one jrer 100 00 Legal adTertltem.ntf tea cent par line tacb. la eertion. Marriages and death notice, gratl. All bills for yearly nertlf mente collected inar lerly. Temporary advertlaemenU must be paid ia ad ranee. Job work caab os delivery. . r ORE ICAN VOL. XXII. NO. 20. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPT 11, 1889. S1.50 PER ANNUM. REPUBL vk3 JL ; ! . It ia proposed to reopen the Paris Ex position next year. Tho Standard Oil Company is now acquiring numerous natural gas wells. After n struggle of eighty years tho French law has sanctioned cremation. As nn agent of destruction, the cloud burst scents to have usurped the place of the cyclone. It is estimated that tho country's total revenue for the next fiscal year will reach $440,000,000. Fishermen ou tho New England coast state that the mackerel are not "school ing" iu those waters this year. There arc 45,000,000 people in Mexico, Central and South America representing n commerce of 1511,000,000,000. Itussin, Germany and Austria have warned the Swiss Government to deal more harshly with Socialists and Anarch ists. Tho return of laud grants made in western Australia shows that ono man owns and controls nearly 4,000,000 acres. Annexation to the United States has become so popular in Newfoundland, as serts tho Chicago Jhrahl, as to cause anxiety in London. f The wholesale merchants of Cincinnati hitvo started a fund to supply their coun try customers with railroad tickets. Tea merchants have subscribed 5000 each. i Belgium, of till nations, has the great est density of population, the largest di versity of occupation, tho most uniform distribution of wealth and the minimum of pauperism. The average annual death-rate iu this country from cholera, yellow fever, small pox, typoid fever, diptheria, and scarlet fever, nil combined, does not reach tho enormous total of deaths from consump. tion. j Nearly all the suburbun towns ia Eng laud and'Irelaud aro becomiug absorbed into tho larger towus. One reason ud vanced for'this is that workiug pcoplo of nil kinds obtain higher wages in the largo cities and are migrating to them in numbers. ' The sending of fresh troops to Egypt is not viewed with much pleasure by the English masses, who consider the country as n mere trap for simpletons, where death and pestilence are forever lying in wait. If it comes to a large levy for an Egyp tian campaign there will be trouble. Tho New York Olterccr says that the number of murders committed in the United States during the first half of 1SS7 was 807; of 1888, 941, aud of 1SS9, 1547. It is further stated that during ' the!) rst week in July, ninety people were . yeken down by murderous hands. i The City of Pisa, Italy, recently wcut into bankruptcy. Now it appears this is not, the only Itnliau town similarly situa ted." News comes from Home that Lodi, Bosa, Descura, Sicato, Calsanisetta, Suiu nioute, Paolu, Foteuza, Teranio, Pcscara ct Curotb have also suspended payment. . Most persons will be surprised when they hear that the report of the liailictiy A'je concerning tho amount of railroad track laying iuthe United States for tho first six mouths of 18S9 shown that of the total number of miles of track laid, namely, 1523, the South is to be credited with DOS). . . mtj&y.i '. i i i The enterprising citizens who invaded Oklahoma before the time specified by law and squatted on choice pieces of laud, now rind that it is often best to make hasto slowly. Tho Land Commis sioner got u list of these trespassers, known us "signers," and refused to issue patents to auy of them. A cuse has just been decided iu the New rsey Court of Chancery, iu which Vice- Chancellor Van Fleet holds that a woman's marriage to licr step-grandson is valid iu spite of the fact that the Catholic priest who married the couple, ou learning ol their relationship, informed them that tin marriage was void by the laws of tin Church. When George Muth, a Ciueiuuati con fectioner, was brought before Judge Armsten, of the police court, for selling ice cream ou a recent Sunday, he pleaded guilty. The prosecutor suggested that he regard that pica as a demurrer, am' lita court accepted the suggestion. The jus tice said tho use of ice cream was nc longer to bo classed us a luxury and itg sale on Sunday could easily be regarded as a necessity. "No man was ever iueited ..-..I"11 " "i.'nt' 'ee crealn t g home aud ' kll'M .'us wife aud break up the furniture, uud I have no sympathy with the efforts of saloon men to mako the law against them odious by pushing the enforcement of the common labor law." Mr. Muth ' IIS dysmjiStid, . SOME DAY. "They'll all come back again," she said, That by-gone summer day, The while we watched the goodly ships Upon the placid bay. "They sail so far, they sail so fast, upon their shining way, But they will come again, I know some day some other day." Borne day ! So many a watcher sighs, When wind-swept waters moan, Wttli tears pressed back, still strives to dream Of tho glad coming homo. Good ships sail on o'er angry waves, 'neath skies all tempest gray, For quivering lips so bra vely tell : "They'll come again some doy !" Some day ! We say it o'er and o'er, To cheat our hearts, tho while We send our cherished ventures forth, Perchance with sob or smile; And tides run out., and time runs on, our lifo ebbs fast away, And yet with straining eyes wo watch for that sweet myth some day I Full many a true and heart-sped bark May harbor find no more, But Hope her beacon-light will trim For watchers on the shore; And those who bide at home and those upon the watery way, In toil or waiting, still repeat: "Some day some blessed day !" Lucy R. Fleming, in Harper" Bazar. A FADING PICTURE. BV OEOllOE n.U.E. It was a brilliunt day in early summer, but the outer bliuds on the windows of tho waiting room of Henry Milford's photographic establishment were closed so that the room seemed almost dark to one just come in from the sun-lit street. As thc eye crew accustomed. however, to the semi-twilight, the relief from the outer glare was grateful. At one side through an opening partially closed by a heavy curtikiu a little glimpse could be had of the operating room, or stiulo, as jUilforit preferred to have it called. Mr. Milford wus busily engaged in pre paring for the printing of some pictures wmcu secmel to him to require more par ticular care and attention than usual, and it did not please him to bo interrupted, huh a day for work seldom came to him. Ft did not allay his irritation any to be iskcd abruptly, as ho was, upon entering he waiting room. "Mr. Milford, can you take a picture or mel'1 The young lady who asked this turned ier attention almost immediately to some xamplcs of Mr. Milford's work hanging n the walls. "It is almost impossible to see these, It s so dark," she said, "but it is so pleas nt to escape tho horrid glare of the treet." Henry Millford was fond of his work, which he considered urt, and ho had car tied it to a rare degree of perfection, lie was very conscientious, too, and in pos ug his sitters before the camera ho would alee as much cure and exercise us much ntelligeuce as could any artist iu nrrung ng his models or draperies. He was iroud of his finished work, and always inpatient of criticism. It was for this euson, perhaps, that he hud made him elf somewhat exclusive. At all events, vhalever the reason, lie would discrimin itc as he pleased among the many nppli :auts for sittings. To those whose an earuncc or mauncrs did not please him, le would always say that he had too many engagements to take their pictures. Iu truth, he had obtained such a reputation and hud so many applications that he was almost compelled to select from them. "I am very busy I do not know," he replied. Miss Mitchell, his present culler, was a little annoyed and perhaps a little sur prised ns well. "You si-V Mr. Milford continued, "Iu this climate of our one has ro few days iu which he can work. Unfortu nately, I am compelled to think very much ubont the weather." On this particular day there seemed to bo very little reason for this backward ness. Indeed, inasmuch as he had made up his mind that he would really like to take Miss Mitchell's picture, this pretence of not wishing to do so was folly ; but habit was much too strong for him. "Pardon me!" sliu said. '! did not know. I thought that this would be just the sort of day." "And so it really is." he said quickly. "If you sit here a lew minutes I will ar range the room and camera." He answered with such alacrity and bis manner had so changed that Julia Mitchell was surprised more than ever. She was not sure that she was not fright ened a little, lie, however, had carefully studied her und had decided just the pose which he thought would suit her. lie was now as enthusiastic as he hail before been otherwise. "These perhaps will interest you while you are waiting," he said, as ho placed iu her hand several photographs. 'But," she replied, "I ought to make sour) preparations, too." "Oil, your hat," he said, "and your hair. But I wish you would let me take the first one of you just as you are." It seemed to him that he could not quickly enough make the necessary ar rangements; but at last everything was ready and Julia Mitchell' wish was grati fied; at least, four negatives had been made and she hoped toon to receive a finished picture of herself which would pic ve her. Time went on and Miss Mitchell did not receive her pictures as promptly as she had Imped she might. She culled upon Mr. Milford to urge him to greater haste, but he met all her complaints with good humor, yet made very little effort to please her. In truth, he enjoyed her visits, and, perhaps, he purposely delayed the coinoleiiou of her pictures in order that she might be led iu as often us pos sible, ller impatience with the delay rather amused him, uud their talk whs in teresting to hitu. And so. indeed, it was to her, although, it may be, she would not have so acknowledged, if sIio.LasJ. been questioned. It especially pleased her when he showed her pictures, from time to time, as ho finished them. ' There soon came a day, however, whed he had to confess thut although her pic ture were not finished, the negatives promised well. "I think," said Mr. Milford, "wcBhall have somo very good things there." "Oh, let mo see them," Miss Mitchell answered. "I want to know what I look like." Tills was going ahead a little too fast to please Milford. "I do not thiuk you can tell," he said, "I would much rather have you wait till they are quite completed. There is so much m the printing, you know." "Yes," she replied dolefully, "I sup pose 60, but do let me see the nega tivos. Then perhaps I shall know just how much there is in the printing." Milford demurred, but finally yielded. She took the negatives and looked them over critically. When she handed them back she expressed her gratification with them. Milford kept one of the completed pictures and guarded it with jealous care. He was, it must be confessed, sometimes tempted to exhibit it as an example of the perfection to which his art could be carried, but this temptation never lasted long. Ho kept it by him, however, as much as he safely could. At his break fast, which ho took in n lonely way in his apartments, he had it before him at the table; and, ns often through the day as he could, ho would hasten from his studio to steal a parting glance at it. It seemed to him that il varied in np pearnnco from day to day. He thought that he could read iu it of Miss Mitch el's changing moods. If tho eyes lost their sad expression, uud were smilinjr. as they sometimes were, he felt that she was happy; if they were more sad than usual he wondered what had happened to distress her. And sometimes, too, he would discover it in other signs, and then he feared that she was ill. Alarmed at its growing power over him, and annoyed that ho was so littlo able to resist its influence, he at lust placed it iu a seldom used portfolio. He was deter mined not to look at it again. This de termination he adhered to for some time, perhaps a week or longer. In the mean time Miss Mitchell's visits had entirely ceased. Milford knew thut there was no reason why she should call, and he laughed somewhat sadly as he admitted to himself that he wished it had beeu otherwise. llo now resolutely deter Ttiiued that he would forget her, und that he would not again look upon the picture; . but he found himself thinking much more of Miss Mitchell and of tho picture than of matters needing' his attention. One day he took the portrait from its hiding place aud examined it carefully. He was startled. It seemed to him that the picture was less distinct than it had been. So much was he impressed that he looked at it frequently thereafter, und was soon convinced that he had been right, that it was growing less and less dis tinct. Though interested more than ever, and puzzled aa well, he again determined that ho would think of it no longer, and replaced the picture iu the port folio, llo busied himself so successfully that ho wus able to overcome, in some measure, his longing for the picture and its original; but for a few days only. Then he hastened agaiu to the portfolio. There could be no question about it; tho picture had perceptibly faded since he had last looked at it. It was now barely dis cernible. "It has almost gone," he said to him self sadly, "aud she cau it bu that she is going too?'1 This thought almost unmanned him. Now ho realized for the first time what her loss would mean to him; now he knew how empty would be his life if she should be taken away. He was at this moment called upon by a gentleman who surprised him by ask ing: "Will it be possible forme to procure some duplicates of the pictures you re cently took to Miss Mitchell?" Milford's auuoyunce wus appareut, hut he tried to say, politely: "1 should be glad to oblige you, sir; but of courso it would not be proper for me to do as yon ask." "Indeed! AVhy, may I usk?" "You can readily see that 1 cannot dis pose of any duplicates except at the re quest of tlie sitters themselves." "Oh, certainly! But I come at the re ipiest of Miss Mitchell." "Is she not well, theu?" asked Milford in quick alarm. "No; indeed, she has been very ill." "I will prepare them for juu at once," Milford said, uuxious now to be rid of his visitor as quickly as possible, and hurriedly making a uote of the order giveu him. "At least," he said to himself, "at least, I shall kuow ubout her." Yielding to his suddeu panic, he seized his hat anil rushing from his studio, with little thought of tho crowd ing carriages, he ran across Broadway, und theu, almost disregarding the people against whom he jostled iu his hurry, he hastened on to the street iu which Miss Mitchell lived. As he ran ho would not permit himself to tell what it was he feared ; but as he ueared the house there was tho very sigut he had most dreaded. That long lino of carriages could have but one meaning; aud now he hoped ouly to see her face once more. Eluding tho grasp of the attendant at the door ho entered the house, aud tho sound of music reached him, music that he knew to be full of joy aud hope to others, though to him it seemed a knell. As Milford turned to go sorrowfully away, realiziug now the truth, Miss Mitchell, leaning ou another's arm, canu out into the hall and bright and happj faces crowded about her, while luughiug voices wished her happiness and good fortune. The Epoch. President Camel's Luxurious Train. President Curnot has a particularly luxurious train in which he trsvels from one end of France to the other. It con sists of five carriages, all furnished with thu greatest elegance and each costing OB an aywage, 116,000.. .l-m! HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. ITISTS TO HOME DRESSMAKERS. Surplice waists of thin dresses have the fullness from the shoulders prettily shaped into a pointed yoke by drawing ribbon through a casing made of facing an inch wide strip from each armhole to a point lower down on the edge of tho front. The ribbons meet at tho point of the bust and arc tied in a bow. Surplice waists of embroidered muslin have their front edges straight from the shoulder down, then edged with a Valenciennes lace frill, and crossed at the waist line. This haves a V space nt the top, disclosing the pretty plain white lawn lining, with its tiny thread buttons, and above is a turned-over collar of the embroidery and lace, which is first sewed on a high standing collar of the lawn. Eight or ten rows of shirring around the waist line arc employed by French modistes to hold the fullness of blouse waists of sheer white lawn. The mate rial then falls two inches below the shir ring, and lace or embroidered edging, also two inches wide, is sewed to the edge of the muslin. Full straight skirts of lawn arc puth efed to a belt of lawn, and the ribbon belt and snsh are then set permanently outside of this lawn belt. Tho skirt is put on after the waist is on, mid there is no ugly opening between the waist and skirt. A French fancy is a new way of using ribbons on white lawn skirts. The skirt is straight, und is deeply shirred be low the belt, haviug six rows of shirring done in pairs, leaving a apace an inch und a half wide between these double rows. Uibbon an inch wide is then passed in and out in the spaces between the pairs of shirring. Courier-Journal. HFXIPKS. Stewed Potatoes The French cull this way of cooking potatoes "a la bonne bouche." It is a very nice way to cook the small new potatoes, which are some times quite cheap, when larger ones are too high-priced to purchase. Jjcrapc them ; this may be done quickly by put ting them in a pail with cold water, tak ing half a brick and rubbing them vigor ously with a sort of twist of the wrist, then finished with a knife and drop into clean, cold water. Boil, and let them get cold. Place a quart of them iu a stewpan with three ounces of butter und a pinch of mixed sweet herbs; season well with salt and pepper and shake fot live minutes over the fire; sprinkle with minced parsley, squeeze a few drops of lemon juice over them, aud send to the table. Pigs' Feet These are nutritious, and if you don't buy them ut a restaurant, where they somehow seem to retain tht flavor of the farm yard, they are nppctiz ing and delicate. Let the cleansing pro cess be a thorough one, first scraping aud washing, then soaking iu cold water foi a few hours, and washing and scrubbing again. Tie each one iu a separate piece of thin old muslin ; cover with boiling wnter, add salt, and simmer until tender about four hours. If you want them pickled, pour hot vinegar over them, add ing salt, pepper and whole allspice. They arc also nice if set aside until cold, split in two, dipped in a thin flour paste, rolled in crumbs aud fried iu hot drip ping; garnish with parsleyandnlii.es ol lemon. They can be broiled, after which cover with u sauce made of a teaspoonful each of butter and parsley, seasoning with salt, pepper and a few drops of lemon juice. They may also be dipped in a batter and fried. Salt Mackerel Choose a large, fat, white mackerel weighing from a pound and :i quarter to a pound and a half; soak it over night in a large pan of cold water, laying il skin sido down. The next morning put it over the tire iu cold water and let it come to a boil. Taste to see if it is too salt ; if it is, change tho water; if not, simmer un til with u fork you can raise the bone. Drain olf.the wuter; lay the fish ou a hot, dish; lift oil' the bone and season with two tablespoonfuls of cream made hot, hits of butter, pepper and miuced par!y. With this serve stewed potatoes. Slieo cold boiled potatoes iu thin, even rounds; season each layer with salt, pepper aud bits of butter as you drop them iuto a wide saucepan. Cover with cold milk; tcw fifteen minutes, aud thicken with a teaspoonful of corn starch wet with cold milk. If it is baking morning, mold small llat muffins from the light bread '.lough, and let them raise fof three .uarters of an hour; fry ou n griddle on top of the stoe, using u very little hot fat. When done tear apart with the fingers und drop bits of butter inside. Beef With Macaroni This is au economical und excellent diiiiier. Buy a flank steak, costing accord ing to the market from lifuen to twenty-five cents. With a sharp knife denude it of the bits of fat, and then spread it with a force incut made from two ounces of uit pork mim ed fine and fried, crumbled stale bread, a minced onion fried with the pork, uud a season ing of salt, pepper uud powdered herbs. You will need only a cupful of the dressing, uud the onion should be u very small one. Lay two or three thiu slices of fat salt pork over tho dressing, und theu roll up the steak, tying or skewering it firmly. Put a little dripping in tho bottom of a pot, and when hot lay iu the meat and brown all around; then set it back ou the range aud let it cook very slowly un til perfectly tender, adding little if any water, but letting it simmer in its ov.u juices. Toward the last add a cupful of stewed and thickened tomatoes. Cook iu another vessel half an hour before, the meat is done, some macaroni of the broad ribbon variety; drain it; pit a layer ti.this ou a hot platter, sprinkle it with grated cheese; over thisa ladle full of gravy from the pot, and so continue until the mucaroui and gravy are all used. Lay the meat on top, and carve down through the middle in thiu slices. What is left is nice sliced cold for tea, or made into a mince for breakfast with corn dodgers. American Ajriculturiit. We exported last year inure petroleum than eier beiuiv. Il 1 .'.(piHI.I)lMI gallons of the utimatcd vulue of 4'J.420.bl7. THE INDIAN MEDICINE MEN. AltMT SURGEONS ARE OFTEN AS TONISHED AT THEIR CURES. They Maintain Their Influence Over Tribe by Iiicantntions Scenes at a Council. The habits nnd customs of some of the Western tribes are so little known to the general reader that, perhaps, a de scription of some of their curious practices tnny be of some interest. Mr. Paul Beck With has published an interesting paper on the Dakotuhs iu the last riiport of the Smithsonian Institution, aud among other tilings he remarks that the medicine man or high priest in invarihly a chief, and although he maintains his sway by the use of mysteries and incantations, never theless nt times shows a power which is not understood by those outside of tho cult or brotherhood, aud through a know ledge of the medicinal properties of herbs often performs cures that lead one to be lieve lie is not altogether the charlatan he is represented. His cures are often the wonder of of the army surgeons. An incident in point is cited in the case of an Indian who one day came stagger ing into camp with his leg horribly swol len from n bite of a venomous snake. The camp surgeon could do nothing for the sufferer, but he was completely cured by the medicine man. Another case is quoted iu which a cataract of the eye was cured by inserting brass filings into the affected organ. To impress upon the mind of the patient the divine nature of of his medicine, the medicine man adds to the efliency of his remedy mysterious pantomimes, contortions of the body nnd features, always to n drum accompani ment. If the patient is affected with a erious ailment, he places a paper or bark figure on the ground, and, while the pa tient is held over it, he fires a gun, by which act the sickness passes iuto the im age in the ground and is killed by the discharge of the gun. They claim that all this power is received from the Grout Spirit, who confers upon them a spiritual medicine so powerful that they can kill at will, resuscitate the dead, and cure the sick. This spiritual medicine is repre sented by anything that strikes the fancy, as a bunch of feathers, a claw, a bird, or the head of an uniinal. When a couucil is held, a barricade is erected in the form of an ellipse, and n tent is raised nt each end of the inclosure, one for the high priests or medicine men and tho other for ten men who have been selected to keep order nnd conduct the ceremony, acting ns n sort of police. The high priest, from his seat in the medicine tent, appoints four assistants, one bearing a drum, one a pillow und stick, one a rat tle, and the last assisting by grunting. A big drum in the center of the circle is be ing constantly beaten by several drum mers. The high priest then speaks to them of the holy dance which was founded centuries ago, aud tells them of the power of the medicine of their ancestors, and waruing skeptics not to scoff ut them or their craft, as they have tho power of thrusting u claw or stone through the body of any one at will, causing instant death. Iu proof of this assertion, he calls one of his assistants to him and points to ward him with the medicine bug, at tho same instant puffing nt him with his lips, whereupon the assistant falls to thegi ound uppureutly senseless. Then the priest salaams to the four points of the compass, nnd invokes the Great Spirit to aid him aud the other members present in bring, ing the dead brother to life. The drums are then beaten aud u frantic dance is begun, when the lifeless form gradually return to consciousness and spits into his hand a mass of froth und blood, in which is found a claw or a stone. The high priest now dances around the circle, uud waving his medicine bag, blows upon some one else, who, in the same manner, falls to the ground sensehvs. The chief continues, uud the "dead men," reviving, assist iu shooting others, until the inclosure is full of howling savages dancing, yelling, uud shooting each other. The dancing is kept up in the most frantic manner. Af ter u certain length of time the four as sistants, who have been trolling around the ring faster aud faster, form iu line, und after advancing and retreating sev eral times, thrust the instruments i.su. the hands of others who become theii successors aud theu take seats, and now represent the Gods of the North, South, East and West, the high priest represent ing the Great Spirit, or AVau-kan-tan-ka. When a new member is initiated, he is taken into the council tnt for in struct ions, which are secret, lie is then stripped of his clothing, excepting an apron and moccasins on his fiot. lie is then painted entirely black except a small red spot between his shoulders. The candidate is exhorted to be good, and is told that his medicine w ill b( correspond ingly powerful, und he must also give a feast once a year. If he don not, he will meet with misfortunes, sickness, or death. The candidate now receives the holy claw or stone. The medicine man, upproaehing him from the cast, de scribes the course of the sun with tho medicine, bag, and bowing to the four points of the compass, mutters au incan tation, and thrusting the bag toward him says: "There goes the spirit." 'i'lio candidate then falls prostrate, and blankets, skiu, ornaments, etc., uru thrown as offerings over the candidate. At command of the high priest the novice recovers and is presented with the medi cine bag, becoming a recognized member of the older. A fter these ceremonies the feast begins, and the food w hich has been cooking before the tents of the assistants is distributed among the people. The dance lasts from daybreak to daybreak of the day following, and as these dances are frequently given iu winter with the thermometer ultra far below zero, it may easily be imagined how the candidates must sulft r, clad as they are iu a cout of paiut. It is generally understood that the members of the order have secret signs and passes, but the penalty of exposure is so sure aud swift, that none of the secrets are ever divulged. KUnlijic Amtricuu. The Shah of Persia sits on u tlnouu of gold uud gems worth JU,0U0t000. SELECT SIFTINGS. Epinach is a Persian plant. .. Horse-radish is a native of England. Oysters deposit about 1,000,000 eggs. A singing mussel if found on the coast of Ceylon. The American silver dollar first mado its appearance in 1794. A tax upon playing-cards is universal in Europe, with the exception of Spain. Fish were created first, and they aro the lowest and most numerous of animals. Seals will follow a boat a long distance in which some one is playing on a bug pipe. School district libraries were first es tablished in the Stntc of New York in 1837. Next to music the weather probably af fects the animal creation more than any thing else. Two hundred and fifty thousand per sons perished iu Autioch by the earth quake of 526. The Stoics lauded suicide ns n praise worthy action, nnd the Roman law did not look upon it is a venial crime. The tendency to suicide is more preva lent among the educated nnd wealthy than among the poorer and middle classes. The Grecuhindcrs bury with a child a dog to guide it in the other world, say ing: "A dog cau find his way any where." A remarkable cave in Stone County, Kan., is said to have been explored for twelve miles, to have two rivers and mill ions of bats. High heeled shoes are no modern in vention; they go back to tho curliest Henry; and the top piece was often no bigger thau a shilling shaped like a heart. Snails will come abroard just before a rain, and begin to climb trees aud plants, concealing themselves on the under-sido of a leaf if it is going to be a severe storm. Mis. James Gallagher, a resident of Brooklyn, began sneezing the other even ing, aud she had got the tally up to 2040 times when the doctors finally found a remedy. The name "United States of America" was first applied to the colonies in the famous pronunciumento for American lih erfy, the Declaration of Independence, made July 4, 17715. When a Chineso girl is married, she must wait four months before etiquette allows her to pay her first visit to her mother; but, after this iuitiatory call, she may go to the home of her parents at any time. At jone factory in the United States there are manufactured between two and three tons of postal cards a day oil the year round. The largest order ever filed for ono city was 4,000,000 cards, orabout twelve tons of paper for New York. Japanese oranges are as different from our idea of an orange as they can well be, separating from tho peel almost as easily us a grape, dividing into sections ra the slightest pull, each section like a separate fruit, and dissolving in the mouth with a flavor of cherries, leaving no pulp behind. The native doctors of China are to n great extent self-constituted. Any per sou who is in want of a livelihood, uud who can read aud write sufficiently well to be able to copy out prescriptions from a medical book, cau set up iu practice without fear of Government or other in terference. Beethoven' Practical Joke The New York &ua calls to mind tho practical joke the great composer Beeth oven played ' ouo evening on his old friend and master, Joseph Ilaydu, the famous wheelwright's sou, who became in 1700 the Kapel-meister of Priuce N. Esterhazy. "I have just composed au aria," said Beethoven to Haydn, in the presence of many princely ladies and gen tlemen, "and I wonder if you would bj able yourself to play it at first sight without stopping." Haydn was some what provoked ut such an intimation from his favorite pupil, aud proceeded at once to play the aria, which at first proved to be as easy as a beginner's exercise. But suddenly he came to a point when, every one of his ten lingers being at once en gaged on both cuds of the key-board, there still remained one note to be struck right in the middle of it. lViuce Ester h izv's kupcl-iuristcr became us pale as a sliest, and, to the stupefaction of tho lool;ers-oti, abruptly left the piano, mut tering some unintelligible but undoubt edly stilphurious German imprecation. JSccthovcu did not mind it a bit, but sat down at the instrument, played the alia with the utmost brilliancy, und when he came to the perplexing point, coolly struck the awkward middle note with his nose, amid tlie plaudits and bursts of 1:, lighter of the Prince and his friends, in which Haydn himself could not help joining heartily. Pathetio Story of u Dumb Mother. One of the most pathetic stories of the dumb is that told of tho Countess of Ork ney w ho was married iu 175H by signs. Shortly after the birth of her first child, the nurse, with considerable astonish megt, suv the mother cautiously approach the cradle in which thu infant was sleep ing. The Countess wiij evidently full of some deep design. H iving a-surcd her self thut the child really s'.cpl, she took a larg.; stone which u: had hidden un ler her iihuwl, and, to the honor of tlie nurse who was fully impressed with au idea of the peculiar cunning and mulig uily of "dummies" raised it with an intention to fling it dowu vehemently. Before tiie nurse could interpose, the Countess had thing the stoue not ut the child, but on the flour, where it made a great noise. The child immediately awoke uud cried. The Countess, who hud looked with maternal eagerness for the result of her experiment, fell upon her knees iu a transport of joy. She hail di.-c ivered that ;ho child possessed tho tuuio wanting iu hClecli'.-jK(7,--( - THE THYSTING PLACE. Westward over tlie pnle green sky The rosy pennons of mnset fly; AVestward slowly the great rooks hie, With cowling and labored flapping; The bushes blend in a vagueness dark, Aud the further trees stand tall and stark;' I hear the rushes wnisper and shake, As a flutter of wind begins to wake, And louder grows In the quick repose ' The sound of the river's lapping. Still half an hour, by the abbey cliinie! I come to the tryst, before the time; I hearken the l iver's rippled rhyme And the sedge's rust'ed greeting; And I cheat my heart with feigned fears, -And sish us I wait (for no one henrs). To make the joy more rich and vast AVhen I feel his lips on my own nt last And hear no axur.d As the world goes round Tut the throb of our two hearts meeting. HUMOR OF THE DA V. The rule of three One too many. An I-gluss The mirror. A Glass I Iu the mirror. The stepping-stones to success are "rocks." Life. It is the bearded lady whose face ia her fortune. Life. First in war and first in peace The letters "w" and "p." The good die young. This is particu larly true of chickens. "Not in our set," as the false tooth re marked to the old grinder. A man experiences that "sinking feel ing" when he falls overboard. Two heads are better thau one Ou the shoulders of a museum freak. No wonder time is so often killed; it is struck every huur. St. Limit Magazint. A youth the subject of the rhyme Spent all his strength in killing time. . As years rolled on the truth is grim Time took his turn and slaughtered him. Merchant Traveler. There is no reason in the world why a 'baby show" shouldn't be a howling suc cess. A real lifc-saviug station is ulways managed by sailors, and not by doctors. Pic.tyunc. This is the turning period in the life of the farmer's boy if there is a grindstone on the place. Hinihaiiitun Republican. When n washerwoman changes hei place of residence one may ask her "where she hangs out now" without using slang. When the maiden dona a muslin gown, And the dog has a muzzle on too, 'Tin then we sigh to get out of town Aud down by the ocean blue. litis! un Courier. Mrs. Parvenu (to the maid) "Now, Lucy, you may do up my hair." Lucy "Yes, mum. Shall I do it up in paper or get a box?" A hard storm is often alluded to as a rain of cats and dogs, but a biting storm is probably when the fall is coufiued to cauincs exclusively. Hurper't liazur. A man was arrested the other day for stcaliug nn umbrella und tried to get oil by saying that he was trying to lay some thing by for a rainy day. &ston Post. The sheriff's notice thus supplies A moral aud a tale; The man who faded to advertise, is advertised to fail. i'hilatlephia Press. 'Post no bills!'' ejaculated Fleecy, readiug ihe well-known sign seen in many parts of the city. "Humph! 1 never do; I always prefer sendiug them by the collector." Jmhje. When it ain't rninin' it's bnkin'; When it. ain't ba kin' it blows. AVueii it dim't blow it'sa-hailiu', fc'o get in your coal 'fore it snows. Detroit free Presc. A I the Jeweler's "But, Max, dou't you think it extravagant to give $300 foi a diamond to wear on my hand?" "Not nt all, my dear; you don't consider how much 1 shall save ou your gloves." l'lie'jtiulc Hlitttter. Herd lies a man who laughed at death, For many yean, he uuieked her Some say lie died tin-lack of breath A ad njjne accuse tile doctor. AVio York Sim. "Yuu mii-t stop this smoking during business hours," said the head clerk. "What's the matter?" inquired one of the boys. "Tin! boss says lie can't appreci ate his five cent cigar when you clerks are pulling your Henry Clays." Eporft. Mr. Swallowtail '-Sir, 1 come to con fes a great w rong I was about to do tc you and to beg your pardon. 1 was about to elope i itli your eldest daughter.'' Papa Come again; what wr.s the diffi culty, my dear fellow? Didn't have enough money? Let me lend you a couple of hundred." (' (;) Jl.'ruh. A ter.ilerfo.it whittled bsidea wood hed. Whr.i some iMwImyx of Sasafrass City Canccd a :n..vi v of IicII 'Ih to whin rctmd his I. -a. I, And l.elo lii',l on their efforts with pity. For he t:;nt from his dream ith a beauti ful -a:i!e On the demons of earaaB aad bloodshed. And murmured, "A lniss is us fc.-i.nl as a idi'' As lie carved the ball out nf the woodshed. itlliprc' i'o ie. Voting by Electricity.' The plan of voting iu assemblies by mentis of ihe electric current, and thus avoiding the time lost in making divi sions, has been before the French Cham ber of Hepiuies, and a report on the sub ject was pn -euted by M. Montani. Ill that report the ndvinhiliiy of emploj ing a mat hiac which would ind'eaie not only the total votes pour" or "conlre" a measure that is to s:iy the ny.'s" uud 'noes"- but ul o tli" number of volun tary abstemious from voting, as distinct from the number id' absentees. Such au apparatus has been deviled by M. l.e Goaziou. tin every desk iu front of a member is placed a -null box titled with two handles, which the memln-r works w hen legist, ring his vote. Th" right handle registers his "aw," the left his j "no,'' and both moved simultaneously indicate hi- ab-lentiou from voting. Tho results are priuied by meaus of electro liiaguels in receiver, ami are visible at u glance. Provision is made for a member to recall ulnl cor'vet his vote during thy lime uilowcd for hv uuruvae, ..