RATES OF ADVERTISING. On. Sqnira, one Inch, one Insertion 1 00 One 8qnare, one Inch, one month '.. 1 00 One Sqnire, one Inch, three months. 1 00 One Sqnire, one Inch, one jcr o 00 Two Sqnsres, one year is 00 Quarter Column, one jour SO 00 Half Column, one year so 00 One Column, on. rear 100 00 Legal adrertlsemcnti ten cent! per line each In sertion. Ajarrlagva and death notices gratis. All bills for yearly advertisements collected nnar. ten 7. Temporary adrertliementa mint be paid Id advance. Job work cash on delivery. T5E FOREST RKFDBLTCAN b published trnj Wednesday, kf J, E. WENK. Otflotln Bmearbaugh & Co.' Building VM STREET, TIONKSTA, T. Term, . . . f I.BO pr Year. REPUB ORE CAN. No snWrtptlnns ranlnd for a shorter period tttAn ttlrr months. Oitrrpipe'iKlenr ollelted from til parts of the enntry. N nilc will bs taksa of anonjmous .(muolCMtotti. VOL. XXII. NO. 5, TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 20, 1889. S1.50 PER ANNUM. American capital is rushing iuto Ccr trnl nnd South America. Undo Sam makes a profit of four rents on every nickel jmt in circulation. I : ! There is n strong movement, intimates the Chicago .Vim, to establish subsidies with stwamship lines to foreign countries. ! An English mining expert declares Hint there is just enough coal to hisf Great Britain 102 years, no dayshours or min utes.. j A Bulmlo tS. Y.) Judge refused to is uo Murnlization papers to a man on the ground that lie -,Vas a common drunkard and wifo bentor. ' Palmyra, Neb., must be Khort of Bibles, remarks the Chicago Timet, as the local paper the other week published tho ten commandments "by request." The Japanese experiment of employing French and German army officers simul taneously has worked badly. Tho two races clash and trouble lias arisen. Tho builders in about twenty of the largest cities of the country predict that 1889 will bo a larger year than was ever cxjiciieiiced in building operations. The method of monthly payments lately introduced in the United States itrmy seems to be more and more favor able indorsed as its workings becomo better known. The Western Union Telegraph Com pany has had fifteen different fights with tho city of New York in regard 'to putting it wires under ground, nnd has won i!s case in every instance. - Tho Mexican Consul at Los Angeles, Oil., turned a nice little penny by charg ing from $3 to $1 for passports to cross Tlin linn ntwl .nnAml In .. horns. No passport is needed. I "'' . . .... The Hartford (Conn.) fiat has como to tho conclusion that abducting children who uro heirs to fortunes is a thrifty, growing business out West. No less inau uvc such abductions occurred Inst year. Tho Yieomto Eugene Mrlchior do Vogue says, in Ifirjicr't XngaxM, that there are 2500 in St. Petersburg "society." "Tho 2500" compriso those who are in scribed on tho lists of tho grand fetes of tho Court. Tho Washington,, correspondent of tho Baltimore American declares that "Presi dent Harrison now sleeps in the same room" in which his grandfather is sup- posed to have died, nnd possibly tho same bod.J' ' C'njl,tr st" monopolizes the attention of financiers, nnd in Franco has become a political factor. Tho New York Herald declares that the year 1SS0 will justly claim hereafter to bo known as the "copper year." Probably not one in a thousand realizes tho fact that, next to England, littlo Holland, is thf greatest colonial power in tho world, observes the New York U'ljr,im. The Dutch colouies liavo an tir of 'nearby 800,000 squaro miles, w hich include some of the finest colonial possessions in tho world. The Cherokee have in operation over one hundred common schools, with nn aggregate attendance of 4051) pupils; a high school for Lny3 with nn aggregate attendance of 211 students; a seminary Hearing completion, with a capacity for 165 students; an orphan asylum contain ing 1-16 children, besides a number of charitable institutions. The committee of Australian scientists, appointed to investigate the discovery of M. Pasteur for the extermination of rabbits, reports that it found .that rabbits which had been inoculated with the virus of chicken cholera or which ate food which had been infected with the virus died, but that the disease was not com municatcd by one rabbit to auothcr. Suva the Chicago Xvic&: "European lnu-ii i:us como to this country in droves every spring to wander through our cities nnd toot their wofulwiud instruments for small change and beer. Then they go back homo late in tlio fall. Four huu- . l f. ,i.rt... ...n "'....I.. 1.... 11IVM ,11 IIIV1I, UUM .1 111 VitMIU UUItlCU 1U one immigrant vessel the other day. Yet tome people wonder why so many thou - sinds of Americans, habitually spend their summers in Europe." lbiblin, Ireland, his had a remarkable , dog case iu one of its courts. Two men claimed the tunic, dog. Oue, to prove liis ownership., trld tho animal to fetch his tune. The doy Ihcycd. The other said that he had owned the dog in Asia, where W .heard only lliudostanee spoken. yt language he told the dog to V -uat. The dog obeyed. No re- r. the decision of the Judge has yet ceived iu thin couutry. THE THREE RIDERS. Three riders set out for tlio temple of Fame, Each booted and spurred and equipped the same. The first rode forth at a rattling pace, Like a jockey who wins an exciting race. The second net out with caution, slow, So thnt, when need wns, he might faster go. The third rode steadily, quietly on, At a quick jog trot ho could reckon ti)on. And which do you think will the winner lie: The hare, the tortoise, or nunllwr three? The first ono soon broke down, of course. Ho saved the saddle, but lost his horse; The second met the regular fate, Dallied too long, nnd was just too late. Thoird. I grieve and regret to say, Did not get there, for he lost his way. He-thought so much of his regular trot, That to look at the signs he quito forgot. See how strangely things befall. Another, not thinking of Fame at all, Who wus on his woy to the breadfruit tree, To provide for his wifo nnd children throe, Went straightway iuto the tninplo of Fame, And Innocently asked its name! They answereil him. With a quir.r.icnl face, Ho remarked: "It's a most uncomfortable place." Then ho wont on to the breadfruit tree. And home to his wife nnd children three. The moral? Well, if you can find it, Writo it out, for I sha'n't mind it! Tarfor Jenks, in Christian Union. AN ARTISTS VISION. How ninny sleepless nights and wearv. wandering days that haunting face had cost me, nnd yet I seemed ns far from its discovery as ever, while tho picture on which my hopes of fame were built, and iu which so nuiuy beautiful thought and (I reams were cushnned, stood un finished on my easel. I strove again and again to paint the face I had seen in my visions, hut alas! the moment 1 seized mv brushes and palette, I found nivself painting au ordinary woman's beauty in stead of that soulful and invsticul loveb ness grown perfect nud precious through centuries of spiritual communion with tho denizens of tho dim laud of dreams. At last, one night, after painting all day in vain, 1 threw myself down on a tiger skin in front of the picture, utterly wearied out, and fell asleep, though to tins day 1 am not sure if what seemed merely sleep to the material part of me was not really a spiritual experience sent by those unseen helpers who are ever near us, to prepare nud strengthen me for the future pam. I saw a mountainous coast, with deep purine inns melting into tender lilacs and faint blues as thev met the sky, already breaking iuto tho golden radiance of dawn. Gradually, ns I gazed, the fairness of the golden dawn changed into a lurid copix-ry hue, and save the bells, not a Mound was heard, while I felt a growing Horror and terror in that heavy stagnant air. 1 strove to fly, and iu the darkness. which was growing slowly, suffused with a weird unearthly light, us if the pitiful stars had faltered back into the morning sKy to comfort the wailing people, 1 stumbled over something in my path, und peering dowu, saw it was un open cotliu, wherein lay a veiled woman. Half un consciously I stretched out my hand to raise tlie veil, nnd saw the hunting face I sought everywhere in vain for my picture. 1 sprang up with a cry of terror, nud awoke in my darkened studio! Hut the face was as clear now ns if she really lay boforo me in her coffin, and still very faintly 1 fancied I could hear the clashing of thoso weird bells iu the distance. I lighted my lamp nnd worked ou and off, with that strange feeling of posses sion one has sometimes us if some mighty powel outside us were guiding our hands and inspiring our thoughts. Gradually the dawn, faint and pale und ghostly, as it comes to us in London, stole into my room. I extinguished my lamp, but still worked on, and at last there lay the lovely face, clear nud dis tinct. Jly picture, "The Yision," was duly sent to the Hoyal Academy and accepted ; not only accepted, indeed, but actually hung in the place of honor in one of the best rooms, and 1 was overwhelmed with tho generous congratulations of my brother artists, mingled with inquiries about the model who sat for my princess. I could see very few of them believed my story, that I had painted from no living model, but only from a dream-face, and my closest friend, Heginald Doone, ex pressed the general feeling, when he said : "Ah, well, old man, you want to keep her to yourself. I don't blamo you, for there is not such another face iu England, lly Jove!" he broke off under his breath, with a mischievous look at me, "look there; is that a dream, too?" And following his glance, I saw, to my amazement and delight, tho original of my picture. Involuntarily I glanced nt it. Yes; every line, every curve of tlio sweet face was reproduced with absolute lidelity, and 1 stood as if turned to stouo us she paused before the picture, und an old gentleman w ho was with her said, in a tone of surprise: "Why, lna, that is your portrait!" "Oh, no, papa; 1 am not beautiful like that!" "1 must have that picture," he added, as, alter another long look, they passed ou. I had placed a price of 8000 guineas ou my picture, wishing to keep it for myself, ami thinking no one would be likely to gic that sum for the work of a comparatively unknown artist. How ever, 1 found shortly afterward that it was sold to a well-known dealer. 1 followed my "Vision" ut a distance through the gallery, Hsking every one I kuew who she was, but no oue could tell uio anything about her; and ut last, when they left, I was faiu to follow still, thinking from thcircarriagel might be able to discover some clew. However, to my surprise, they walked some little distance", and then got into u huusoin. I Jumped iuto uuuther, and ordered the driver to follow theirs and stop where it stopped. Much to my disgust, I'uddmgtou tation seemed their destination, and when after paying my mnn I hurried into the station, 1 was just in time to see them disappear into a first-class carriage as tho train steamed off I I had lost her for that time, but I com forted myself with the idea that wc must meet during the season, and determined at once to look up all my old friends, and accept all the invitations I got, for until now, wrapped up iu my art, 1 had rather neglected the first, and always declined tho last. Hut everything had changed; since my dream had been the shadow of this sweet reality 1 seemed to have reached at one bound the very soul of life. After some months of solitary wander ings, I began to journey homeward, pausing at each picturesque village which took my fancy, and crossing the rich Lombard plain to Milan, uud so to Genoa and the Kiviera. It was lute on Christinas Eve when I reached a quaint littlo town near Bordig hcrn nnd d. jve to the Hotel Francia. I was very tired, and after supper and a busty gluncc at the beautiful bay, nnd the whito moonlight shining on the rugged Kochcr Rogue, and mingling with the glancing lights flitting nbout in the steep, arched little streets, I went to bed, feel ing n strange sense of fuiniliarity and ex pectancy, which I strove in vain to ac count for. However, I soon fell asleep, and then once more tho old dream came to me. There was the violet sea thundering on tho beach, tho shadowy purple hills growing pnlor against the clear gold of the dawn, and the strange, wild chorus of the bells surgiug nnd quivering through the hushed nir; and then, with a gathering sense of terror nnd fear, the darkness, and that dead face veiled in its coffin lying before me. With a sharp cry 1 awoke to find this was no dream, but a horrible reality, for tho room was rocking and trembling with that sickening motion oue grows to know nud dread in countries subject to earth quakes, and terrible sounds of falling buildings were mingled with cries and groans of those buried beneath the ruins, 'fhe sea broke on the shore with a sound like thunder, and above us the peaks seemed to shiver und crack, as huge bowlders came tottering down on the lit tle city. I sprang up, nnd hastily dressing, groped my way out of the hotel; and not a moment too soon, for as I reached the road, which here sloped sharply down to the sea, the ground again quivered and rocked slowly backward and forward, and the whole building fell into a mass of shapeless ruins, and as the steep litt'.o streets seemed leaning together, tho un enrthly chorus of bells rang out again and again, half drowning the cries of the terrified people. It was all exactly as I had seen it in my dream, and J turned away with a shiver, noting how familiar was each de tail, nnd feeling sick and dazed, and helpless, when u voice near recalled nieto myself. "Iua, where nre you? My God ! where can my daughter be?" I recognized the voice ut once ns thnt of the old man I had seen looking at my picture, und the girl's sweet name sounded like a hymn of peace amid the horrible scene. "Was she ill the Francia?" I gasped. "Yes," ho replied eagerly ; "she was with mo as we groped our way down stairs, but a blow from some falling beam hurled me here, uud she where is she?" Ho strove to rise, but even us he spoke another fearful shock came, the ground opened at our feet, and with a terrible cry and hopeless clutch at the yielding masonry of the wall by which he stood, disappeared, swallowed up before my very eyes I Had 1 been a foot nearer I must have gone, too. As it was, I stag gered und fell heavily, but only to struggle up again, haunted by the hor rible thought that she was lying buried, perhaps dead, underneath those cruel stones. I must find her! And nerved to greater haste und energy by the awful sight 1 hail just seen, I rushed iuto the ruined house, culling: "lna! Iuu! Where are you?" Alas! there was no answer. I groped my way over the great heaps of debris through what had been the hall of the Francia. Great jars of rude native pottery, in which grew orange nud palm trees, camellias and myrtles, had been set ou tho wall ou either side. Most of these were now crushed and broken, but at the further end close to the solid stone staircase, stood two, apparently unin jured, though half buried, uud in the dim light of the returning duwn I caught a glimmer of something w liite underneath a heavy wooden beam which appeared resting ou these two immense vases, its fall having beeu broken by the balustrade of the staircase. I hastened forward, and as I reached tho spot the first ray of the Christmas morning sunlight rested upon it, and showed me a sort of rough tomb or al cove formed by the Immiiu resting ou the two unbroken orange jars, aud in it lay the girl I wan seeking! There she was, exactly as 1 had seen her in iny dream, apparently dead, the lovely face as white us the draK'ries around her. The huge block of wood hud probably knocked her down, und falling atxive, had been caught by tho jars, ami so protected her from ull the other debris scattered around par tially walling her in. I tore away the stones uud broken frag ments with frantic bauds (the beam it self, of course, I could not move by a hair's breath), and at last was able to draw her gently from underneath it, und carry her tenderly out ou to the road, which was now rapidly tilling w ith car riages, into which wounded ami sick people had been lifted, for greater safety thau could le found in tho tottering houses. In one of these carriages, to my great joy, I recognized the face of Reginald Dooue's mother, a lady who was almost as dear to me as my own, and who ulwuys looked ou me us one of her boys Regi nald uud I having been so much together. She was now looking out anxiously, and lei ogni.ing me, stopied the carriage. Iuu wus still perfectly unconscious, and with a few words of explanation I left her in my old friend's motherly care, promising to come buck to them as soon as all possible help had been given to tho unfortunate people, many of whom were still half buried beneath the ruins of their homes. I feared to face Tnu, knowing what her first words would be, and the terrible an swer I must give to them, nnd strove to forget the inevitable pain by hurrying from place to place, assisting as best I could those in need of help. It was a very desolate scene, amid nil the beauty of purple mountains nnd blue sea, that Christmas day sun shown down upon. The little city lay in ruins, with scarcely a house still firm on its foundations. The cathedral alone seemed to have es caped, and its bells kept up a monoton ous ringing, nnd the chanting enmo down to us in snatches of melody, the blessed Christmas hymns sounding unutterably sweet and comforting amid all the pain and desolation. At last some one suggested that the cellars of the Francia were very largo and solidly built, and probably many people were in hiding there, waiting to be re leased; so a party, including myself, be gan removing the tons of fallen stones, bricks, etc., and after great labor suc ceeded in making an opening into the fust cellar. We soon found our labors were not in vain, for wc could hear voices long before any one became visible, and nt last we reached them. There were two cellars.one opening out of the other. e had succeeded in reaching the inner one, nnd found it crowded w ith people. Many of the hotel servants had gone there on the first alarm, and a few of the visitors had been guided by them, or had found their way thero also; aud as these people were gradually lifted out through the hole we hud made, what wns my umazement to recognize lna s father among them I I rubbed my eyes, and thought the agony of the night must have turned my brain. But no, thero he was, covered with dust, indeed; and with bleeding face and hands, but alive nnd compara tively uninjured. "Thank Heaven!" I exclaimed as I seized his hand. "Dure I believe my eyes after having seen you swallowed up close to my .-(et? Thank Heaven, for Iua 8 sake! .. . - "Ina." he answered huskily; "where is my child?" N- "She is safe. I found her after you disappeared, and sho kuows nothing of thnt horrible time. She is with friends I will take you to her. But I cannot un derstand " "My being iu that cellar?" he inter ruptcd. "No, I um not surprised, for I cnu senrely understand it myself. I only know that I lost my consciousness in that terrible moment when the ground opened and 1 slipped in. When I came to my self I was lying on the floor of the cellur with many people around me, and they said that one of the earthquake shocks had shaken down the outside wall of the outer cellar, throwing in a great quantity of earth and stones, nnd with them my unconscious self. I was stiff and bruised, but otherwise uninjured. Thnt is all 1 know. At such time all conventional barriers are forgotteu, and as Inu's father and I wrung each other's hands and looked straight into each other's eyes wo under stood each other's hearts better thuu if wc had been friends for years of every day life. I need not dwell on the joy of fathei and (laughter, as Inn, rushing into his unns, described the sudden blow that tore her nwny from him us they tottered down the staircase. She remembered nothing more after this blow until she found herself with Mrs. Doone, and learned from her how she had been res cued . We returned to England together, and I found courage as we stood before "The Vision," which held the place of honor in their drawing room, to tell Ina the story of my dream and its strange fulfill ment, together with my luckless senrch for her all the past summer. "Since that night I have loved you, dear. Can you love me?" I asked as I finished my tale, and Ina, as she turned that beautiful haunting face toward me with a smile which was, indeed, like a benediction, whispered: "Yes!" Once a Wut. Six Boxes of Oranges to a Tree. James Andrews has about five acres of orange hind, three acres of prunes und two acres of nectariues, besides twenty five lemon trees. He has given his orch ard unusual care for several years, and has made fruitgrowing his whole care and attention. The result is he reaps a splendid financial reward for his work. Mr. Andrews sold his oranges on the trees (nine years old) for $1.40 a box. On Thursday tho packing begun. Up to KnturtTuy evening 387 of tho 490 trees hud been picked, and fruit packed in 2;i.'W boxes. This nntkes an average of six boxes of oranges to the tree, and 21140 boxes to the 4110 trees. At $1.40 a box, the amount that Mr. Andrews will therefore receive for his orange crop this season is $4116. That is $S23 for each acre of oranges. Ho received a check for $2500, iu partial payment for the crop ou Suturday. Lust year he sold the i rop from the same trees for $52H5, uud then, as now, did not pick, pack or haul any of tho fruit. Ltn Aide (G'aZ.) firwjitti. Whence Most of the Earth Can lie Seen. , I'rofet.xur Whitney says that from the summit of Mount Hamilton iu Califor nia more of the earth's surface can be seen than from any spot on tho gkjbe, though it is only about 4500 feet hih. The view extends around iu every direc tion, and the snow-capicd range of the lofty Sierge, can be plainly seen 200 miles uway against the northern sky. To the south, nearly us fur away, the Sau Hcrnudino range limits the view, uud be tween the two lies room for ull the East ern States, with their rivers, lakes, mountains, and sea coast. Twenty min utes lie fine reuc hiug the summit, a heavy white cloud tloutcd up ami treated us to u drenching shower of r:'iu. We were well prepurcd, however, uud niw -'t suf fer uuy iucouveuieuce beyond loss ol view. H'smVrr fyy, k .... SLAVES OF THE BETEL NUT. PECULIARITIES) AND DAILT LIFE OF THE SIAMESE. Feminine ncantjr Mnrrctl lint hers in the Kiver Mciihim Siamese Chil dren Floating Homes. The betel nut, writes Frank G. Car penter from Siarn, is a native of Siam, and immense quantities of them are ex ported to India and other countries where the chewing of it prevails. It has a green skin and is of the size of a black walnut. It is sold in pieces the size of a hickory nut and is of a soft, spongy nature, hav ing a bitter astringent taste. The Siam ese mix it with lime colored red nnd a bit of tobacco. The red lime is wrapped up in green leaves, and every one in the country has a betel box near him. He chews and spits all day long, and it is said that this habit costs the people fully as much ns their food. It has much the same effect as tobacco in that it takes away hunger aud produces a stimulating and soothing sensation. It is used every where nnd tlip bridegroom gives a pres ent of betel nuts to his bride. Bubies are given it and I saw a young Siamese boy of ten squirting betel juice between his teeth and aiming nt a mark. It is a vile, filthy habit and it turns the Siamese from a moderately handsome nation into a most ugly oue. The Siamese girls have beautiful eyes and tho plump, olive chjeks of maidens of fifteen would be very attractive were it not for the betel. Their eyes nre black, lustrous and full of soul. Many of them nre pcddlurs, and they sit iu tho long, narrow eunoe-like boats and paddle along their wares from house to house. They seem to bo the managers of the store ; aud these river shops of Bangkok are out of the water and the maiden storekeeper squats down on the floor with her goods all around her und with her betel box aud tobacco beside her. Her husband is usu ally lying in a back room or loafing. Her stock is very small, and there is nothing for the foreigner to buy. The wants of the people uro few. Siamese washing takes neither soap nor starch, and vege tables and rice constitute the most of the food of the people. When they want a dainty they take a little raw, rotten fish and mix it w ith their curry, and the ma jority of them do not know what meat is. Tho Siamese wash their clothes aud their bodies at the same time, and this River Memuu is always full of bathers. The girls step dowu into the water and roll about like mermaids. The men bathe in tho same way, und they delight in tuking a vessel and filling it with water and standing or sitting ou the wharves of their houses nnd raising it high above their heads and letting the cool stream pour over their warm persons. After they have had a bath they stand a minute to let themselves dry, then slipping another cloth loosely about the waist, over their wet garment, they let the other fall to the floor, wring it out nnd dry it for second wearing. Iu the evening you see this bathing going ou everywhere, and the playground of the children of Bang kok is iu the river. Children of the poorer classes under ten wear no clothing, but nearly every baby uud every boy or girl has gold or silver jewelry upon its body. The most of the children have anklets and brace lets, as well as necklaces of gold or silver, and the boys wear around their waists a string of charms of silver and stones, while the girls have simply a string, to the centre of which n silver or gold heart, perhaps two inches in diameter, hangs down. Of late the children of tho better classes, thoso of the princes and nobles, have taken to wearing bands of woven gold and silver about the waist, nnd ns 1 patted the son of the Governor of the city on the head yesterday, I noted that around his waistcloth of bright green silk was buckled a heavy silver belt of woven links, ut least au inch wide, uud of the most beautiful workmanship. The children seem to be quite as happy, however, as though they hud pantaloons, vest, underwear aud overcoats, and the music of their voices is as sweet here tho waters of the Meuam us it is any where. Ou their flouting homes they have not more thau ten or fifteen square feet as a play ground, uud many of them have never beeu upon tho laud. These flouting homes are more like cot tages or huts than houses, the average size of them is three rooms, uud you could set one roof ull down within u good-sized American parlor. First, there is au outer ledge covered with a roof aud open to the river. Inside there is a kitchen and bedroom. ''They have no windows, and iu Bangkok I don't suppose there are a hundred puues of w indow glass. Tho climate is so warm that the people want every breath of nir they can get, uud when you pack the survivors of two or three generations of one family iuto one of these huts you have no need of either win dows or doors. There are no chairs in these floating homes. The people sleep iiM)ii mats, or straw, or skins, and their pillows are stuffed w ith cotton or are mere pieces of wood. A Siamese kitchen has no chimney and the peoplo never need a base-burner. The cooking is all done over coals in a box filled with earth or ushes, nnd tho chief culinary articles uro u rice pot, a kettle and a frying pan. Many of the eatubles uro bought cooked, and the rice is first boiled and then set to steam in an cuitheu put. Rice forms the bread of the country, und the Siamese kuows nothing of tho ufter joys of the underdone Ameri cun pie or tho oily Boston baked beans. These Siamese girls never learu how to make cake or pudding; they have roasts und no soups. They squat ou the lloor, uround a little table no more thau a foot high, w hen they eat, and each put her own hands into the conuniui dish aud picks out. tho morsel which pleases her. Ill eating . rice they put tho whole hand into tho .steaming kettle, und rolling the mass iutom hard ball between their fing ers, they crowd it into their betel stained mouths. The men, as lords of the family. get the first bite and tlio womeu take what is left. There is, however, no fixed dinner hour, and gastronomy has a long way to go before it will become a scieuee .' "'am. HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. TO CI.EAJ TlTE POTS. The natural color of iron is gray, and a little care will keep iron vessels this color. If they are black, it is because they aro dirty. It is a good plan, oc casionally, if you must use iron ware in stead of lighter vessels, to plungo such nrticles as baking pans, spiders, griddles, etc., in water: with ono tnblespoonful of soda to each gallon of water, cover close, and cook them for two hours. Then re move one at a timo and wash each piece before it dries. You will bo amazed at the changed condition of your wares tho first time you do it, unless you aro ono among ten thousand of our housekeepers. Yankee Blade. ANGRY BEEB Recent articles regarding injurious ef fect of excitement upon quality of beef reminds a Country Oentleman correspond ent of a circumstance, in London, Cau ada, of a housewife, long the meat-cook of n large hotel, who one day refused to accept an ordered roast: "The butcher called for explanations, when Mrs. A. replied thnt she could not cook the meat, as was 'angry,' refer ring doubtless to omo peculiarity she observed in its condition. Tho butcher finally admitted that tho cow, nftcr being struck on the head in tho slaughter-house, escaped, but wns recaptured after a long nnd worrying chase. Mrs. A. had no theory to offer on. tho subject, but her practical eye detected, nt a glance, the peculiar condition of the meat which ren dered it unsuitable for cooking." WASHING WINDOWS. There is a right and wrong way to wash windows, and as this operation is usually dreaded, the following method will doubt less be appreciated, as it savo3 both time aud labor: Choose a dull day, or at least a time when the sun is not shining on the wiudnw, for when tho sun shines on tho window it causes it to dry streaked, no matter how mucn it is rubbed. Take a painter's brush and dust them inside and out, washing nil tho woodwork in side before touching tho glass. The lat ter must bo washed simply in warm water diluted with ammonia ; do not use soap. Use a small cloth with n pointed stick to get tho dust out of tho corners ; wipe dry with a soft piece of cotton cloth ; do not use liuen, as it makes the glass linry when dry. Polish with tissue paper or old newspaper. You will find this can be done in half tho time taken where soap is used, and the result will be brigther win dows. New York Herald. now to reu feat-hop. The wings of turkeys, geese, and chickens may be utilized, instead of be ing thrown nway or burned up, as is usually their fate. It is a recognized fact in tho country that there is nothing bet ter for brushing off the stove or brushing up tho hearth, but here their value is usually supposed to end. Few city bred people know they nre useful for even these purposes. They nre excellent to dust furniture with, unless it is highly pol ished, then they might scratch it, in which case, for pianos, etc., wo would recommend tho duster mado from the line, soft feathers of the peacock. For gilt frames these dusters are also desira ble. A cloth should never bo used for diMing gilt frames, as that presses much of the dust into tho tinevcu surface of the gilding. For washing windows there is nothing ns good as wiugs, far excel ling tho ordinary scrub brush or even chamois skin. Cloth will leave lint in the comers of tho glass, which it is al most impossible to entirely remove. Wings mny also be used to spread the paste in papering. Ji.ifn Home, Lettuce Salad Take crip heads of letttucc, wash and dry, tear tho leaves iu pieces, cover with French dressing, turn upside down to mix well, set on ice ten minutes and serve. Stewed Parsnips Scrape nnd boil tender, mash, and to n pint of parsnips add a beaten egg, one tablespoon of flour, salt aud pepper to taste. Form intoiound cakes aud fry brown in buttur. Meat Croquettes One pound of minced raw beef, one egg, oue onion, chopped line, ono bunch of chopped parsley; pepper and salt In taste; mix all together; form iuto small cakes, dredge with flour mid fry in butter. Baked Spanish Onious Peel four Spanish onions, put them iu cold water with n small lump of soda, place on the fire nnd lei them come to the boil, nnd then simmer them gently for half nn hour; drain thoroughly, and put them iua bak inr dish with a little ''"JV nnd bake till browu. 'J'". ' Boiled Asparagus- tho tough ends, put in boiling , which has salt in it and cook lit .. cudcr. For a bunch of asparagus make a sauce of npint of milk, a tablespoon of butter, pepper and salt to taste, and a heaping table spoon of Hour; have ready a few slices of toasted bread, ou which lay the asparagus, well drained; pour over all the boiliue; sauce uud serve. Oyster Plant auGratin Take six stalks of oyster plant, scrape them aud dip them iu half vinegar and water as fast as scraped. Cut them ill quarters length wise, then in inch strip.-; wash them and boil one hour in slightly sailed water. Boll hall' a pint of milk, add a tcatpoou f ill of di-solved flour to it ; add the vege table ami put in a small baking tin ; season with salt and pepper; strew over the dish a layer of bread crumbs; add a little but ler and bake to a delicate brown. Rhubarb Tarts One pound of sifted Hour, a quarter of a pound of lard, a quarter of a pound of butter; work the llour aud lurd toyei her; add water enough to make a doiu li, roll it out, spread a portion of the butter over it, fold uud roll again; add more butter, and so ou until ull the butter is used. When wanted, roll it half ioi inch thick, cut it into round-, with a fluted cutter, brush a littlo ci'4 over the top edge and bake. When done till them with rhubarb, stewed nud swceti'ucd, . i. . ,. i THE BLUE BIRD. When the welkin rings so gladly with the plow men's voices cheery, With the young lambs racing madly in the fallows making merry; And tho sunlearas, mirth provoking, cbaso the tantalizing shadows; Then in winsome measure mocking comes across the distant meadows, "Twittory tweet, tweet, tweet! Live is sweet, so sweet ! Twittry tweet, tweet, tweet ! Twittery tweet; twittery tweet; twittery tweet! Life Is fleet, life is sweet, so sweet!" Building boughs by flashing fountains, laughing wind9 that sway and toss them When tho sun is on the mountains and tho dew is on the blossom; When the mist wraiths seek the dingle when the rosy dawn is breaking. And the woods are all ajinglo with the songs the birds are making "Twittery tweet, tweet, tweet! Life Is sweet, so sweet! Twittery tweet, tweet, tweet! Olndly greet! Life so sweet! Life is sweet! Life is fleet! Twittery tweet, twittery tweet, twittery tweet ! Life is sweet, sweet, sweet, so sweet!" Happy bird! your notes are laden with a sweet soul promise bringing Mo the hoo of some sweet Aiden with its joy bells ever ringing Where this passion tortured spirit shall find rest from pain and sorrow. And life's twilight shall inherit all the wealth of heaven's morrow! "Twittery tweet, tweet, tweet! Life is sweet, sweet, sweet! Twittery tweet, tweet, tweet ! "We repeat; wc repeat; Heaven's retreat; promise sweet ! Twittory tweet; twittery tweet; twitWy tweet! Life is sweet, sweet, sweet, so sweet !" 31. 3T. Fohom, in Atlanta Conttitvtivn. HUMOR OF THE DAY. Post haste The fust mail. "Very shocking" An earthquake. Forever "on the jump" The toad. A green conspiracy The grass plot. Debilitated time A clock run dowi:. Takes in the whole range The kitchen. The Chinaman says that marriage is the splice of life. Tho more a man raises his beard, the further down it gets. The people who never get right in this world are those who get left. The less head a man has the more fic qilenty he loses it. Bliaard. Among dead languages the French we'll ekss : No language has more murdered been, alas ! Judge. Love-making is one of the arts iu which experience is not essential to suc cess. He said in tones of soitow, No "friends in need" for me. The friends that want to borrow I do not wish to see. A scarf-piu shield that will protect its wearer from entanglement with a girl's hair would bo a boon to mankind. Jti' elers' Wetkly. A debatiug society is debating the following important question : "If a man builds acorn crib does that give him a right to crib corn?" A Western undertaker advertises that he furnishes "every requisite for a fun" era!." He must be a doctor as well as nn undertaker. Sij'tiii'jt. "A mean man?" exclaimed Captain Norris, "I should say so. 'Why, if you wero to put a rat-trap in his mouth, baited with a nickel, you'd catch hia soul!" Stranger (to cashier, iu restauruut) "Is the proprietor iu?" Cashier "No, sir; he has gone out to get somethiug to eat. Back in a few minutes, sir." AVmi York Sun. ' George "Won't you be niiuc, dear?" Clara '-I think I should have to be hard pressed i ml cod to take you." George (equal to the emergency) "Oh, if that's all, here goes." Munmt Weiki. "Do you think your sou has the neces sary qualifications to become nn artist;" 'I'm sure of it. He can do without food for three days and he knows tho position of every five lunch in the city." Life. "Do your shopping early in the morii ini.'," sa.s a New York fashion paper. This may be good advice, but it is rat her hard on the salesgirls, as it will prevent them from exchanging confidences con cerning the social experiences of the previous evening. At a Kansas wedding the other day the bride's father gave the happy couple v cheek for Si. 10. The urbane bridegroom raised the check to $1500 and started off ou a solitary wedding tour. Auoihercase of "Where is iny wandering boy to night J" njtilt) E.ijtrut. lie "Where's my bootjack, Maria:" Shi "Oh ! must you use it f What a pity ! I've covered it with pink satiu and iuititcd a spray of w ild flowers on it, and hung it up iu the parlor by long satin bows. What a pity one can't be artistic without haviiiL everything spoiled." Juiljt. ManatfiT don't like the dude iu your play.' Author "What's the mat ter w ith him .'" '-lie is not suilieieiuly stupid. Von must throw more iiloey,aud imbecility into the role of the dude, for there will be a lot of experts from l-'il'tb avenue iu !! audience." .V if I'm! .J,r--ii)-)j. A Disappointed Husband. Citizen (at lliai-t's) -Have you any plants with buys on tilt mi .'" Florist "Xu, indeed! I don't keep such things." I ilit n (dis appointedly) "I was iu hopes you tiid. My wife never lets me smoke in the house except when there are bugs oil the plants." liurlihijt'nl 'Vic I'li. School Teacher (to new pupil) "We are taught in the Bible that whin some one smiles us on one cheek we should turn the oilier to him. Isu't that a Ihiiu tiful senium nt .'" " Yt . ma uin." 'Now, if Charley Junes were to Miiitc you on one check w hut would you do!" "J dpouud del top of his head oil,"