THE FOREST REPUBLICAN Ii published rtrj WtdneicUy, bf . J. E. WENK. Offlo la Bmearbaugh & Co.'a ullding " KLM STRICT, TIONEBTA, Ft, Terma, ... tl.BO par Year. ?lWr1ploTiwtelTed for a shorter period RATES Or APV6RTI8IHO. Oo. Sqnare, on. Inch, one lDMrtioo $ 1 00 On Square, on Inch, on month I 0 On ?qnare, on Inch, three month. t M One R'lnir., one Inch, n jur ION To Hqntrea, on your 15 no Charter Column, an. jesr SO 0 Half Column, one year OM On Column, one year 100 OO Jjtal tdvertlMraents ten cent per IId. ech In sertion. Marrlagee and death notlcea gratis. All bills for yearly advert! merita collected quar terly. Temporary advertisement muat he paid in advance. Job work caah on delivery. ' JHOR ICAN OorVeapottdence aotletted from ajfj mi nntilrj. No italic will be Ukoo of a -1,1,'llllia. iru of (he VOL. XXI. NO. 50. . TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, APItIL 10, 1889. S1.50 PEIl ANNUM. eniinfrv. "atninalcttloas aaoajmoiis RBPTJBL EST 7 3 France needs no colonics, becnuso she has no surplus of pooplo. An over-production of draft horBos ii not probable scarcely possiblo in ten years to como. Lord Wolseloy, Commandcr-In-Chicl of tho British Anny, declares in favor ol cotnpulsory military sorvico. Wh:lo Vermont is almost stationary, Nevada is tho only Ftnto in the Unior thnt is actually declining in population , Tlio Emperor of Japan is tho firs' Asiatic ruler who has promulgated aeon stitution punrnntccinji certain rights tc his subjects. China irtjmlling upon oilier rations to aid her starving millions, and vet $IV 000,000 are to bo spent on her young Emperor's marriage. . About ?10, no:,000, 01)0, or ono scvonth of our total national wealth, is invested in our railway system, which comp iles more than halt tho total milcngoof the world. The Courler-Jmirmt' ?ncot:ously an nounces that "tho King of Samoa is dis oriented, not derail- e li is salary is only f 'iu a month, but hecauso he has to take part of it in cocounuts." All European Govormnents acknowl edge that Undo Sam has tho strongest weapon of war in tho Xnliuski dynamite gun. A French paper says every one such gun is e iual to five iron clads. . Ft. Lru' rev set tin tts claim to be tho leading marl for the tale- of staple cotton goods in the country, not except ing cither New lork or I blcago.ntid her newspapers present facts and tigurcs to provo it. Leprosy is dying out in Canada. Tho rcprt of tho Agricultural Department shows that there are nineteen patients, eight males and ilo.cn females, in tlic I.aarctto at Tweed o,. New Brunswick. f- . ' In its early history iho institution con tainod twice tho pieseut number oi lepers. , We have all hoard of buildings in Eiiropo which are cpici in stone, but it iftaiucd for an eccentric l'hilndelphiau to construct a remarkable structurr which he calls a "poem in brick." '1 he style of ihe architecture is a mixture ot arabesque niul very early American. Ant "It is tomplctcly covered with stiicer work, representing eagles, animals, (low ers, fruit and go. Messrs of liberty. The great Eiffel tower at the Bnris T.x position stands USI feet high and wcighi 8000 tons. The committee have selectee thictf dilTerentnodc!s of elevators. Tw( elevators wilj go UK to tho first plat form, two others to tiro second, and an other lift willjuove between the secont a ud third plutfo.m in a vertical- line Tho wfsolo trip will lake five miuulei and tho cages will bo able to takc'up To( persons an hcnir. There wcro 19:5 accdentsvon the railroads of the United States during l-s; Thero wero ;01 collisions, lOUi derailments and li!) other accidents. CI tlijj collisions -101 were from thu rear, Sill were butting and 89 on closings, -Defects in road caused IS dcruilmeiits ilcfepts of equipments 'caused Ji, and neglect in operating caused 117. The killed numbered ill?, of 4'houi 434 were employes and hiS passengers. , No Government on the European Con tinent, according to tho New York fJTiine; has dono moro for tho develop " tticnt of heavyotdnaiice f jr naval pur poses than that of Italy. Tho national policy for twenty years hat been to ob J tain great war ships, arm them with monster guns and give her vessels en. --- giues of prodigious powers. So well has Italy suieeeded in carrying out these pro ' jWi that her naval, strength is of vast ortiong, cnibud in war vessels Nm K17A Anil fmiii ha o but few so latcU'lea rianters (I.im iw Hit 1 UUUVU I ilHIU. 1 ail undents iatf with a capital of J ."0,Oi;o in 5 shure'n, whose object is to establish . markets in theVnitcd Males of America 'and iu Canada for the bale of tea grown ion, .plantations iu the East,, Indies. It does not appear that anylhiiiga the shape of puichaie money is to bo paid, bjit intending investors will reijuiro to know the nature of the agrcomout u Inch hat been entered into with Mr. W, Macgregor, "a gentleman who has been extensively connectjfkwitli the tea trade ' in Jew York Despke all tho means of popular education, asserts the San Eraucisce t'nun 'c'e, illiteracy is increasing iu this touutry, and, what 4u a far worst . symptom, the ratio of criminals con victed of giave crimes is growing every year. The epiicial figures show thest facts: In 1850 there were 2 no piisoneri In our penitentiaries to each million ol population. Iu ten jears thii ratio ban' grown to 007, and iu anotheV decade t , l!y 1880 this ratio had been swollen uni if thn h.iliif! iwrfi-iittifrA i. , .... 1 "-ow iued the opening of tho nel will c-a tho rati) reach tl. ' n nouiber of 1D0. MOTHER'S SONO. Bleep, Baby, deep! . Fear not the night-bird's rail. Nor fitful shadow on the moonlit wall; For angels still their watches keep, And guard sweet Irinoconces sleep Bleep, Baby, sleep lkk. It. Bream, Iinby, dream 1 As yot no shadows riso. To mar the beauty of thy dreamland skies; Apd angel-faces fairstill seem To shed their lustre on thy dream Dream, Baby, dream! III. Post, Baby, rest! W'hilostill somo rest Is found; Before thy cradle is the silent ground; Bctjre tliou hast no mother's breast, No angel -smiles to calm thy rest Peat, Baby, rest I Jama Cameron. A ROMANTIC AFAAIR. V M.IUAUKT EYTIN'GE. "Yes, my dear, it's n case a decided ono. Heart, or whatever stands in its place, very much atrected; but, let us hope, not incurably so," said Kalo Gor don, shaking her head with mock grav ity, to her cousin Lilian, who turned from the window, out of which Bhe had been gazing, and looked inquiringly at tho speaker. ""1 saw him over your shoulder," con tinued Kate, "as he Wjdkcd slowly away up the slrect, and 1 also saw the blush that instantly crimsoned your pretty face (how do you manage to have that blush como at your call?) and the light that sprnnit to your lovely blue eyes. Again, you'ro in love, or fancying your sclf in love, Lilian, having ulrcady for gotten the young artist that sailed for home only a inouih ago; and this time it is with a poor professor of music iu a great city, where there are sullicieut of his kind to convert a great country into a muni al Iiedlnm." "Why, Kate!" "I'm sine I don't know why," said Kate, pretending to take tho exclama tion for an interrogation, "unless it is because he has large, dark eyes, a fine form, an aristocratic face, a relined air generally, and !at, but uot least, ap pears to 1)0 highly sensible of your fasci nation. And, then, you've always been ready to fall in lovo with any interesting person that came ii your way since your lirst teen, especially when 'distance lent enchantment to the view.' " "What a romance, or semblance of a romance, to adopt your own mode of speaking, you nre making out of noth ing, Kate," Bays tho younger girl, with a toss of her chestnut braids. "Out of nothing." repeats the other. "Given, a preUy, a very prctiy girl, watching at her window, half hidden, in tho regular poetical style, by its luce curtain?, at nine in the morning and juur in me aiiernoon ; a linndsoiue, a VrrV ItHlllI tfimn Vmini mnn aa...1h a... "at the door of a dv-'ellinir opposite punc tually at the lirst hour and going in punctually at the la-t, eucu time casting profoundly respectful but unmistakably tender glunccs at the watcher in tho window. A pinlrrosebud in her light tWiwn hair in tho morning is duplicated in his buttonhole in the Evening. Sho stops one wintry day at tho corner of the street to buy a bunch of violets, apd unconscious, of cour'so, that she is ob served, presses ihem to her lips. That tamo night a mysterious messenger leaves aft exouisite basket filleil with the fragrant things at her door. No doubt l he young professor went without his lunc h for a week to buy thcin.for hot house violets a:;d ex ,uisiU baskets" "Kale!. How can you? 1 "Hecanse I can," answers ICute coolly. "And what's moro, I can ask how is it all to end t I know it is nothing but romance on your part, but it mav be reality on his, and allow mo, if'your delicate seusibility will admit of it, to recall W your miud the fable of tho boys and tho frogs, whero what was fun on ono side was death on tho other, and to kindly suggest that you tind somo new ore patiou at the hours of i) and 4." I "Kate, I never was more deeply im pressed in all my life, that is, never as deeply impressed th at is -oh, pshaw! you know what I mean. Don't you be lievo mo.'' Disregarding tho question, Kate went on: And Jiinting that your aro in earne-it this time, which I -don't grant, by the by, nothing could como of it. 1 our positions in life aro far apart that is, society decrees that they are and being a-ve!l bred foreigner, he no doubt accepts such a decree us inevitable, and unless you meet him half way lyuu have already taken the first stepi, he will go beyond the tender glance and the basket of Towers. Aud besides all that, you will remember that 'J.ady flare ere cle ere' did uot monopolize all the pr.do. Tho yocman had hU shine, and the bettor part, to my way to thinking. And, if I'm not mistaken, your handsome professor is just as proud." "Kate, how do you know all this?" asks Lilian, ri-ing and coming to stand beloro her, "Vou say 'no doubt' unci 'if I lim not mistaken, but tho tone of your loite 6iiys jpVkuuw." "Because, uiy Vr, while you have been (beaming 1 Tmo been acting. I felt a sorrowful interTt in the poor fel low as soon as I discovered that you had made up your mind to look at him, and so I went lo work and found out all, abcJut him." Down on the floor beside her sank pretty Lilian, saying as she soied one hand: 'noon, Kate; that's adarliug." "That he is a professor of music you discovered yourself at the LuttreU's, wnere the dull-haired and envious-com-lilexioncd Mi-s Gertrude condescends to Lo taught by him. To me belongs the credit, if it bo a c redit, of iindiug cut all the rest, aud at the risk of shocking juii. i win proceed 10 leu you How X did it. I made frieuds, at the confec tioner's one day, with Ids landlady, that funny little i renchwouiau with the corkscrew cur's and the very much up tilted nose, and I told her :' J ilian madca geotu'e of impatience. "Well, I'll skip that find come to what she told me. Now. what should you guess his name was.' ilia lirst name, of course, for it 1014) J n't be expected that you could guest, his last." "Wultc, Hubert, Lcginuld, Boderick, Sebast an," 'Wrour, tvery one. It's Robert not a bad name as names go, that is if they don't shorten it. to Bob and it harmonizes Tory well with his last name, which is bear. And he's poor, as I said boforo, so poor that he and the tra ditional church mouso might Bhake hands and call each other 'brother, if the mouse happened to bo that kind of a mouse is pnrt French, part German; goes nowhere but where duty calls; sings rn the solitude of his own shabby room 'Achl wars't du nur mein eigeu' and songs of that ilk, as you have heard, and is fast falling head over heels in love with my gentle cousin Lilian nn exceptionally prcyy girl, who really don't and never would rare two straws about him, being at the core of her heart devoted to the purple and fine linen of life, and only uumarried as yet, because, as she horsolf has confided to me, none of her admirers could oiler a million." "Stuff and nonsense," says tho "gen tle" cousin in no gcntlo voice, as she rise! from her lowly position, and lenn ing her elbow upon tho mantle and her head upon her hand, looks down where she has I ecu looking up. "Vou know nothing about it, Kate. I never, never, never was so attracted toward any one as I am toward Hobert why couldn't it have been Kudolph or lieuinald so much more poetical, you know toward Bobcrt. Lear. He's just like some one out of a poem Sir Lance lot, for instance so handsome, so melancholy, bo graceful." "Lilian, what would your father and mother and sisters and brothers say if they heard you? They'd shut you up in your room and give you nothing but beefsteak and fried potatoes for a monih. Think of that? What a dreadful pun ishment for one who is as fond of broiled birds, roast turkey and cocnanut tarts as you are." "Vou may laugh as much as you please Kate," says Lilian with a frown. "Vou always were a matter-of-fact creature, with not a bit of sentiment about you. You cannot understand the feeling that sprang up in my heart the first moment that 1 Belaid him. Had 1 your fortune " "It's only a few thousnnd, my dear," interrupted Kate, "and you know your own is a million. But, to he serious, if you had it you'd bo looking for two million instead of one. There, there, don't burst into tears. I will, I vow I w ill be serious this time. And I ask you, granting that you are willing to admit him into the favored circle that pays you ho:nage, how is that admit tance to be managed without your over stepping the bounds of maidenly pro priety? To be frank with you, ho be lieves as I know you needn't shrug your shoulders as I know, I say, that your interest in him it only a girlish fancy, and the little Fren hwoman tells me, jjio is in his confidence, being an old friend that in a month or so, to broak tli6 fetters your witchery has thrown around him, he returns to his own country." "Kate, have yop no feeling? Do you want to break my heart? Yes, brik my heart. You need not look at me in that incredulous way. When you speak of his going ruvay forever I feel as though all the light and beauty were faded out of my life. And if at this moment he and a millionaire stood " "No rash vows, I ilian," interrupted Kate. "I must and will bid him hope. I must nnd will, I say. Kate, how shall I doit?' "l-liith.I don't know," says her cousin, with a delicious mimicry of tho brogue and an air of meek resignation, "unless, mo dear, vnu semi him r vrI pn t inn 't There was a largo aud fashionable party at tho Luttrel's. And "queen rose of tho rosebud garden of girls" was pretty Liiiau C'reighton. So thought, though not precisely in thoso words, for he read no verses with tho exception of comic ones: Allen Ingram, owner of theyacht Farewell, tho fast horse Neverbeat, a town-houseuu-rivalcdt magnificence a country-houso unequitTed in splendor aud thousands at his banker's and elsewhere. With a world of admiration in his very light blue eyes, he followed tho "queen rose' about, happy to play, for the timo being, tho part of her slave. Mr. Ingram was small and ignoble in person but his fcrtune was grand. His eyes were faded; but the diamonds that awaited his bride were bright. His brain and voice wetto weak but his family was strong. Only for a few moments that evening did he le.etho enchantress, and then it was to ok the supper room. , At that time Hobert Lear left nis scat at the piano. Lilian's companions were clustered together before a piefhre at tho other end of the room aud sho stood alone and with his proud faco all aglow he sought her sido aud in a deep, rich voice he said: "Blessed forever bo ho postman. He brought mo your precious message this moruinir. and mv hoart has I danced in my breast ever since 1 read these words : "Nay. fly not from the spell of love Le.t 1 should pine 111 vain regret, 1 But stay an con this lesson o'er j Faint heart ne'er won fair lady yet." It was a verse from a valentine a ; violet scented valentine that ho had re j ceived that day. j 1 ilian t'reigbton looked at him with j haughty surprise in her face, wraiif ed 1 her white satin cloak about her as though she felt a sudden chill in tho air aud turned away. j Back to his place the pla'ce he was pain 10 occupy tne young man went while all the brightness faded from his face and the beautiful dream that he had been dreaming so long died out iu utter darkness. "Could I have been mistaken?' ho murmured. . Not about the valentine," said a low sweet voice, and looking up he met Kate ' uoraous lovely, pitying, brown eyes, j "not about the valeutTue but about I everything else. What to you has been , so serious, to her has only couuted as i one of her many romantic nffairs. The j reality of her life will be Mr. Allen In- j gram or one very like him." j As she ceased speaking and turned ' away, Kobert I ear flung back the long ' hair from bis brow aud striking with firm, powerful touch tome graud full chords, burst into a triumphant march, a march that said to ut least two listen ert. "Slight was the wound that I feared would be so deep, for feeble, most feeble was the hand that struck it. And though for one short moment I faltered, 1 lost no strength, but, strong iu heart and spirit as ever I again take my place in the grand army of the battle of life." And fitting reward awaited so true a soldier, for in n year he held a beautiful, brown-eyed woman in his arms, close to his heart, and whispered "many a griel is joy in disguise. Had it not been foi false Lilinu's false valentine, I should have never won true Kate for my wife.' Delruit Fire iVe.i. WISE WORDS. Nypocracy is sin in tho worst form. It is easier to lay plans than to hatcl them. 1 ho world at largo judge of us by oui success. Work like a man, but don't be workec to death. Tho web of humnn fortunes is wovet for elcrnity. Never intrude ill health, pains, lossci or misfortune. Spend .less nervou) energy each daj than you make. Tho reward of one duty done is thi power to fullil another. A grave, wherever found, preaches i short, pithy sermon to the soul. No pleasure is comparable to the standing upon tho vantage ground o) truth. Tho poorest education that teaches self-control is better than the best thai neglects it. Thero is no (It seArch aflpr truth which ! does not, first of all, begin to live the truth which it knows. ! 1'urity of heatt is that ipjick and ! sensitive delicacy to which even the, I very thought of sin is offensive. L'nlcss we can cast off the prejudices of the man and become as children, doeilo and unpervertod, we need never ! hope to enter the temple of philosophy. 1 Nothing is so narrowing, contracting, hardening, as always to be moving in tho same groove, with ro thought be; yond what we immediately see and heai j close round us. 1 What needeth a man to seek things that are above him, whereas he knovvcth . not wh it is provable for him in his life, in all the days of his pilgrimage, aud tho timo that passes like a shadow. Men are made to be governed by thcii ideas, the r conduct should be the elTtcl and exponent of their creed, and where the creed is really believed and not J merely nominally held, this is ever the I case. j Victims or Hie N'aplitliu Habit. I The latest female vice is intoxication . by naphtha. It is not drunk. The fumes of it are simply inhaled, inducing, sc the inebriates say, n particularly agree able exhilaration. Not even hasheesh, it is understood, begets more fascinat ing dreams or moro gorgeous visions ol splendor. The girls in the rubber fac tories, of which there ai9 a great num ber in Boston nnd its neighborhood, ar greatly addicted to this novel form ol drunkenness. In such establishments . naphtha is used in enormous quantitiet to cleanse tho rubber, being kept in big boilers closed against the air. To th valves of these boilers the young women employes' readily obtain access and ! breuthe tho exhalations therefrom, 501111 I unlucky accident having betrayed to 1 , cbanco experimenter the abomirnbh : secret. The notion is sjiid to have beer brouirht oriiriuallv from Germany hi immigrant laborers iu petticoats. Now the manufacturers propose to nut a stot to the evil by keeping tho valves care 1 fuller Inr-Woil. fully locked. j An overdose of naphtha fumes bringi ! on hysterical convulsions and 1 ther un j pleasant symptoms. The habit, lon ; followed, causes a swelling of the fac i and other pints of tho body, with drops) j to follow,and sometimes epilepsy. n tin I whole, It is diMcult to know which ol i these new fangled vice3 for women tc I re ommofid. There is ether drinking, j laughing gas and tea eating, beside th ; naphtha. The conscientious pursuit ol any one of them wi.l surely lead to the 1 lunatic asylum. You pays your mono) ! as ono might remark--aud you take! ! your choice. AIImiivj Anjut. j The l'ig's l.'tiiimiuiiHi Career. The pig, says William Houseman, tho I well-known writer on domestic animals ! in O'ootttih's Huh, is born to bo a laugh i ing stock and a butt, to live a priscetrer, I waiting to bo eaten and whiling away : his blauk timo in sleep, nnd to die a i violent death after a few short mouths : of joyless existence, or, at best, ignoble enjoyment of his life, tho poor is iu ; deed a most useful servant. If ho can- I not labor he waits; aud if we reckon up ; all we can get from him the tasty sp ire rib, tho delicious ham (smoked or mildi, tho cured slii cs frem his Hitch, his cheek , (bonedi with a blush in it an exquisite jiaie pniK nue, ueiicaie as mat o bliisli-rose right throu h, to sav nothing ' eoliarcd brawn, with sausages and their kindred; and then there is tho val liable help be gives in other matters be sides food, from saddling a hunter to greasing a saw. ct not. satisfied with poking fun at him, laughing at his ab s rd facp.whiifli our system of treatment has made so it is terrible in bis native forests and tickled, too, with his hab itual snoring w hat else can he do but snore.' wo accuse him sometimes of a Perverse disposition to "run to fut,"asi( he could' run to Hiiythinir, whilst he can scarcely even walk, and certainly never can run, in any sense of the word, im.l melted by liie. . A Ten 1'ortrult of Itoiilanircr. When I entered he wus lifting at a long table covered with b ioks and papers, but ho immediately aroso, came forward w ith a pleasant "bon jour" nnd a heaity grasp of the hand, and led me to a seat. It was the t'r-.t time 1 had seen him, and 1 observed with some sur- prise that he was uot in the least like tho published portraits that are to be teen 111 every part of I'aris. Ho has uuthinij of the dapper look of tho photographs and engravings. His hair is not dark and nicely combed, as vou see it iu the "pictures in little," but it is iron gray, aud it stands "cropped" ami eiect. His beard, too, is tawny and slightly mixed with L'ray. Iu physiouu he is of middle height, well filled, and neither stout noi slender. He has a stronger face and more intellectual head than the popular portraits credit him withal, aud the lines iu his face aie distinctly marked there is quito a deep line ruuniug across hit lorelieaa. 111s eyes are Kteu aud gray Ilia fftat W:ia Bi'lii i . m i I i t u r a i cut l.nl not in color, lor, 1 ke Ins trousers, it was a kind of yellow-brown. --JJito-i HOW SAFES ARE BROKEN. THE ART AND APILIANCES THE MODERN 1URGLAR. OP No Safe Can Resist His Tersuaslve foot Methods of Robbing si Rank Vault A Cracksman s Kit. The Boston lleral l gives an interesting account by a Pittsburg authority of the burglar's art : There are in this country just about an even score of men whom no bank vault or safe, however strong, can resist. To reassure society, I will sny that more than half of these are safe behind prison bars. Safo breakers have more than kept pace with improvements in safes, including time locks, chilled steel chests of eiphtornine thicknesses and electric protective attachments. Thcit tools are made by somo of the finest mechanics and inventive geniu'esof the world. A lull kit of tho most approved modern safo workers' tools costs about g.iOQO. The modern safe burglar is an exceed ingly keen, intelligent man. Ho can open a safe having all modern improve ments in from ten minutes to two hours without the aid of explosives, and by only slightly defacing it. Sometimes he leaves scarcely a mark. A first class modern safe, whether lnrge or small, generally has double out side and inside doors, with a steel chest in the bottom, forming really a safe within a safe, the inside one being the stronger. The outside door is usually either "stuffed'' or "skeleton." The in side one is made of eight or nine sheets, of different temper, of tho finest ttcel. These sheets aro bolted together with conical bolts, having left hand threads, after which the beads of tho bolts are cut off, leaving what is virtually a solid piece of steel, which no drill can pene trate The best locks are of tho combi nation type, with time lock attachment. In both cities and towns safes contain ing the most valuables have an electric alarm attached. Any tampering with it will communicate the fact to the owners or the safe's guardian, which iu cities is cither an electric protective bureau or a central police station. Weeks, and some times even months, are spent in putting up a :ob of magnitude, and often a num ber of smaller jobs are done to carry out one where the proceeds may run up into the tens of thousands of dollars. Keys are fitted to every door which stands between the street and the bank vault by means of a thin sheet of brass, as near as possible the same size as the keyhole, nnd covered with a thin coat of carbon, which may be applied with 0 match. A dozen entrances may h ive to bo mado to the bank before it is finally robbed. A key is fitted first to the outer door. This course is confined until keys are hod cf every door lead ing to tho vault. Having the watch man and officials of the bank down fine, one of tho last things to do is to select a favorable night. Then the bank burglar proper appears, lie has usually three assistants. The gang neve appears until tho night ol the robbery, and then not till 11 or li o'clock. If thero is a watchman, his habits and disposition have been care fully noted, and, having access to th bank by keys, it is nn "easy matter tc surprise and overpower him. A "crow'' is next planted outside, or in an uppei window, if thero bo one, to give notice, by means of signals or a cord reaching to the workers, of the approach of pa trolmen or chance passers-by. A regu lar codo of signals is used, telling when to ceaso operations nnd seek cover, aud when to resume work. Next is brought into use tho simplest and yet strongest nnd most complete tool for tho purpose. It is si c inches in length and two inches in diameter al one end, tapering to nothing at the other. It is pear-shaped, and a thread extends from end to end. It is made of Muchet's tool steel, the best in the world. A second wedge shaped tap works insidt this tool. Whon this tap is screwed home it exerts a spreading force of many tons. This tool, "the persuader." is in serted in tho most miuuto cack or drill hole, and, prope:ly blocked at tho right time, will force the strongest safe door open with a sound no louder than nn ordinary firecracker will make. The outer and inner doors open, if thero be a time lock on tho chest, a small dynamite cartridge is placed opposite, a detonat ing fuse lighted and the outer door closed. Tho nrring caused by the ex plosion, which makes a noise scarcely as loud as a pistol shot, disarranges the works of the time lock, which runs down and is useless, the clock running down with exactly a clock's sound, when it is doing the same. The heavy outer door of the vault being closed, scarcely an audience sound reaches tho street. Whero drilling is necessary a light, compact machine, which fills tho com bination handie, and which rapidly drills a smalt hole above the water rim of the combination dial plate, is used. A small steel broach is then inserted and the combination knob turned uutil the tumblers are brought ito position, thus permitting tho "dttg" or bar to drop. A turn of the h uulle shoots tho bolts back and the door swings open. If the operators find on entering the vault that the steel chest is an improved one, they then proceed to "strip" it. Sheet after sheet is taken oil until the works arc ex posed. This is done by using a "crow," which is sectional that is, it may be extended or contracted, as may be necessary. To an ordinary observer the "crow" looks like the bar which holds the "manhole" plate of a steam boiler iu place, und is worked ou pie cisely the same principle Should it be necessary to "wed"e ' a safe open, a modified form of the old "drag'' is used. It is a light but rigid and strong steel bar, sectional, us to suit different si'ed safes, aud for ease iu transportation, which clamps tho outer side of the sale. Through the bar is run a screw-threaded bolt, w.tha ball joint at one end for a icreiving wedije. t'n the other end is worked a railroad wrench used by truck hands ior tightening rails, and which cau bo procure ! from auy railroad section house. W ith wedging and blocking, uo door can resist this in strument. Munetl 1 es a miniature rail road "iack," such as engineers carry, is substituted. A heavy cleat is firmly fastened in proper position aud placed ou the l oor. The wedge in the crack, the " ack" in place, the result is but a ques tion of time. t I be longest railway tangent in tho world is said to have run from Buenos Ayresto the foot of the Ande, a distance of 311 milos, HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. llr-storlnjr Whiteness to Dingy Lace. Lace may 1 e restored to its original whiteness by first ironing it slightly, then folding it and sewing it into a clean 1 nen bag. which is placed for twenty four hours in pure olive oil. Afterward the bag is to be boiled iu a solution ol soap and water for fifteen minutes, then well ringed in hikcwatra water, and tin- ally dipped into water containing Might prooortion of starch. The lace ii then to iie taken from the bag and stretched on pins to dry. Corn Starch Illanc Mango. Tnke one quart sweet milk, and pul one pint upon the stove to h"at; in the other pint mix four heaping tablespoons corn starch; when the miik is hot, pom in tho cold milk with the corn starch .thoroughly mixed in it, and stir all to gctbor until there nre bo lumps and it is thick; flavor with lemon ; take from the stove, and add the whites of three eggs beaten to a still froth. A custard foi the above: One pint milk boiled with a little s.iit in it; beat tho yelks of three eggs with half a cup of sugar, and add to the boiling milk; stir well, but do Strawberry Shortcake. Two heaping teaspooufuls of baking powder sifted into ono quart of Hour, scant half teacup of butter, two table spoonfuls of sugnr, a little snlt, enough sweet milk or water to make a soft dough; toll out almost as thin as pie crust; place one layer in a baking pan and spread with a very little butter, upon which spriuklo somo llour, then add another layer of crust and spread as be fore, and so on until crust is all used. This makes four layers in a pan fourteen inches by seven. 1'nko about fifteen minutes in a quick oven, turn upside down, tako off the top layer ithe bottom while baking), place ou a dish, spread plentifully with strawberries previously sweetened with pulverized sugar, pines layer upou layer, treating each one in the same way. and when dono to be served warm with cream nnd sugar. Tc have light dough, mix it quickly nnd naudio as uttlo as possible. Oranges can be used instead of strawberries; re move the peel and white skin, cut iutc small pieces, spiinkle with sugar, and let stand a short time before using. JStu iurc Jres. Meatless Soups. Soups should be largely used by the economical housewife, lhey are cheap. nutritious, and excellent in taste. Most important arc those made from the dried bean, pea nnd lentil, the three pod cov ered vegetables. Ingredients One pound of the dried vegetable, ine onion, two tablespoon! beet lat, salt ana pepper. Additions To be made according tt taste. une-ouarter pound pork, or t ham bone, n pinch of red pepper, or, an hour before serving, dillereut vegeta blcs, as carrots or turnips, chopped nnd ined. To Make i-'oak the beans over niirhl in two ciuarts water. In the mormn pour off, put on iresh water and cook till very solt, then masli or press turouixh cullender to remove tho skins, und adJ enough water to make two quarts oi somen hat thick soup. Season. Th s soup may also be mado from cold baked beans. Jloil half an hour, or till the) fall to pieces; then strain and season. The water in which vegetables have been cooked should never be thrown awav, with '.ho exception of beets and potatoes boiled without peeling. Even cabbage water can be made the basis of t good soup. General Method Boil tho vegetables until very tender, mash or press through a cullender, tain sumcicnty aud season. JV:U York JlcialJ. Household Hints. A layer of leather on tho iron holdor makes it cooler to use. To prevent a door from creaking apply a little soap to tne hinges. Soda crackors are much better if heated in the oven just before using. To e'eau steel, rub tho articlo with a p'ece of wash leather dipped in . kero sene. A raw egg, if swallowed in time, will effectually dclach a tish bono fastened iu the throat. Mildew is removed by rubbing on comii.on yellow soap, then a little salt and starch. 1 he white of two eggs will render the deadly coirosivo sublimate as harmless as a dose of ciiloniul. If pin cushions nre filled with well dried coffee grounds, inh e or moths will never touch them A good egg bus a clean, healthy look ing shell, wiiilu a bad ouj hai a dull, porous looking shell The best thing to clean tin ware is common soda; rub on briskly with a damp cloth, alter which wipe dry. l or ink spots ou floors rub with sand wet with watei and oil of vitriol und af lurward rinse with pcarlino water. Silver ran be kept bright for months by being placed in an rtight case with a good sized piece of camphor gum. Macraine lace is almost as easy of exe cution as old lime knitting, aud, fortu nately, is coining again into popula favor. By using hot, m jderutcly strong soda water to c lean ihem, the bristles of hail brushes will remain white and still' fort long time. iiange peel, when thoroughly dried 01 baked, is a in ital thing fur lighting tires. It bums fiercely and gives out au intense beat. A speed eruud cleaner way to remove the skin of new potatoes than the com mon practice of M-iapiug w ith a knife is to "Use a scrubbing brush." Old stains on carpets can be removed at once by scattering corn meal upou them, also by applying a hot 11011 through a heavy sheet of blotting paper. Boiling 1 milk will take out most fruit stuiii' :p thu artic les in several times; another way is to dip iu sour but termilk and dry in the sun ; wash in cold water and dry two or tl.r o times daily. Stains ou marble aie the most obsti nate. Tako ox gall, a wineglassful of turpentine, and mix iuto a paste with pipe clay; spread this paste on the stained marble ari l let it remain several days. AUNT MARTHA'S SPINNINd. WHEEL.. With spider-welibing tattered ',. ' In trave'ties of lnce, Slid treasures years have scattered Onco miracles of grace imploring Time to spare it With 1 u'ity tonguo of steel, Deltoid it in the garret Aunt Martha's spinning-wheel. ft ith slow and pensive fingers I wipe tne webs away, While loving Fancy lingers To paint an olden day. Whon youth and beauty crowned it What gay songs used to peall Now crickets wail around it Aunt Martha's spinning-wheel. I softly touch the treaJle; It gives a plaintive squeak; It be;rs me not to meddle, In murmurs sad and meek. Alus! tho feet that lithely Once twinkled through the reel, No moro shall pat it blithely Aunt .Martha's spinning-wheel. How olT its noisy turning Hath served a lover's need, And kept Ago from discerning What only Youth should heedl 'Twoul 1 drown both vows and kisses That lovers love to steal; A dear old treasure this is Aunt Martha's spinnhrj-wtaeol. For fear of house adorner In search of bric-a-brac, Far in the garret corner With si-hs I put it back: And there just as I found it, I I -ave for wo or weal Withghost-i to 'lido around it Aunt M trtha' spin'iing-wUel. -Samuel .li' ifiii'i ZVcfc, in ZiicfTyKiiuVuf. HIMIOR OF THE DAY. A cold deal Tho ice trust. Current literature The theory of the tides. A pig is well supplied with brains; in fact, he has a hog's head of them. Isaac Walton did not spoil the child at least he didn't spare the rod. The most melancholy spectacle in tho world is a cold pancake. t-ir'linj. Thero aro few brass bands who can play as many airs as the drum major puts on. The mirror, unlike many of its adher ents, doesn't force its reflections upon us. L'f. Many people are still keeping diaries for 181, but they are stationers. Ncta A pupil iu a boys' school lately defined numeration as "the proccs of multiply ing one number together." He "Why can't you love me?" She "Because I hear some other girl re fused you." Alio Yur.'c ,sp'(i. When Hismiirck grasps Samoa's Ule, And fr.un her rulers frees her. 'Tis that hu may in great south seas Be called the Great South Seier. 1 iitcte Wade. Now we know why a Jap wears such a pained look on his face. Tho Jnpaneso cucumber is over tbreo feet long. Yt.o ' ii .oiirnnL Malicious. "Tell me, is your wife curious?" "i-hel I ieally believe she came into tho world only out of pure curiosity." FHojen.e llliietter. Stranger (in the court room) "What time hive you got, jtleasef" Trisoncr (at counsel's table "1 can tell you better nftertho tiial."- J.iccltr'i ll'cJci'y. lle'tl studied till wiKilotii 1 ad Hiwikeil him elenp thronirh. """V Yet h-i never cou'd K-uru When his hoard bill was due. X 1 Mrivliunt Titivrlt'r. Mother (to seven-ye tr-oUl daughter) "Carrie, what m ikes you look so sad?" Carrie "I'm thinking w hat a bother that little brother of mine will bo to me about ten years from now, when I enter society and have a beau." tfitimja. It seriptions often tell amiss '1 he jest.-r shows a wordy tspnrt, For palest men nre sometimes Hush, 'i he tallest man isotten short. l.Vr. ht in ZViiiv- r. Te icber--"What does Condillac say about brutes iu tiie scale of being." Seminary li ill "He says abiuto is an iinpo fcct man." Teacher "And what is man:'' (-'culinary liirl "Mini ! Oh, man's a perfect brute!" Sji,lt,,l Cayum: I'olito (. lerk 1 showing goods) "Hero is something I would like to rail your attention to, lady. It's the very latent thing out." .Mrs. Bounder (absently) "If there's anything out Inter than my husband 1 11 tako it, if only for a curio-ity." We are never weary of reading a good epitaph one wh ch indicates tho work of a lifetime in a few short, rrisp wi r Is. lure none, ter instance, which ueedsuo exp ana'.loii. it was inscribed on a tomb of a cannibal: "Ho loved his fellow- men ." Mbs Caenovc "Who is it, 1'nrkcrf" The .New Man "It's that l.or-id Seven rich, me leddy. " Missel Caenove ibreathlcss'y 1 ".-how him upl" The New Man "AU th daily pipers did that this mor-rniu', saviu' yurc presence, but Oi'll do it again, if ye Miy so. " - Tina: Dealer (to clerk) -"What did lhat young J lady want, .'nines :" Clerk - "She asked for anatomical brusse'.s car pets, und 1 told her we hadn't such a thing." Dealer "Great Soott, James, that young lady is from Boston! Mio wanted body brns-i ls, and we've Jgot au overstock of 'cm I Even fowls vt 1 apo humanity; two roosters iie-t ait I p i.cd Tho t ine of .1 iv, us .-.a lly as if each breath u ero I II--H' la-( ; Each was ton f it lo 1 row; but said "As sure us 1 am I r 11. All I can smuv tor my year's work is a good eri'P ot corn.'' Stl'U,l'IH "And so," -aid h?, bitterly, when ha realiid thai shu had rejected him, ' and so you have been llirting heai tlessly w ith me all the while. Well, thank Heaven, 1 have found you out at last " "H'S," she replied, "you have; and, what is nmre. 1 think vou will always find me out heiealter when you call." The tirt chapter in a novel has the following: "And so the fair girl con tinued to sit 011 thu sand, gaiug upou Ihe briny dci p, ou whose heaving bosom the lull sli ps went merrily by, freighted ah! who can tell with how niueli of joy aud S'lrow, and puitt lumber aud emigrants, uud hopes aud salt ti-h ,'" . Mtrr'Jr';, I