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TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27, 1889. 91.50 PER ANNUM. kFFTTRT J j r.lrctrlc lighting wires have killed over 200 persons during (he pnst tw , years. ). The fires in London Inst year averaged ubout fivo a tiny a mntorinl decrease romjiareil witll 1897. la Taris, France, a big company has a Monopoly of the funerals. This com Irauy handles 50,000 bodies yearly. , J General Boulniiger seems, according to tho Chicago thrall, to have won the greatest victory ever recorded in politics. j r-; Jho United Slates, with over 0),000,- 000 population, has COi 0 students of theology, v,hilo Germany, with 4,000, Ims 7000. j 'Ijie United states Court' at Mont pomory, Ala., holds that cotton-futuro ontrncts aro not gambling transactions, lt valid trades. Tho mild winter of lRfS-O has not proved nn unalloyed blessing. I'.ight . 'slp:gh,iuiiniifactureia in and ubout New York State have failed. In some parts of the West they dofine White Cap as nu iinin'ir.il ami good -I fornothing mini who takes upon him- solf the duty of punishing all other ira- mor.il ami good-for-nothing men. r . r- Last yc.ir fiftec. Chinnmon wcro . marrred in Quec ai d ona to a nativo' of tho colony, .10 to a Victorian native,'' two to Scotch wonirn, thrco to Irish women and eight to Knglish women. " Water, compel it 'on Is felt by F.uropean " sis Well as Aniericnn laiiway lines. In Franco it is the canal-cVhieh cut under tho railroad taiills, and tho French lines nre urging taxes on tho canal '.o oven up Ihingi. . lleccnt statistics show that tho num ber of colleges and institutions in tho country is tho sumo as it was ten years Ago, but the number of students has in-. .ymreased from 11,1(11 to 112,310 in the. . VTiiv period. ; Pars tho New Orleans 7m-l) nvrral : "III tho prefect ctate of our coast de - ''fences a' foreign forco would find but '.' littlo dilllcuity in entering any of our; . roat ports or landing on uny eligible part of our coast." '. Tho Corean Kingdom bachelor is not .'spoken of us a man but a "person." lie ' becomes a man only when ho marries.' i " r-tudi a rule iu tho United Rates would jiromoto marringo, declares tho X York Ontihie, fa lure or uo lailuro. ; Philadelphia .; believes that if ..the plan of instructing pupils in tho af .fairs of the day with the aid of tho daily " newspapers were moro generally prac ticed, we should have fewer juvenile prdagogues aud moro bright scholars. ' A .correspondent of the Loud n Tim't says that the word "teetotal" hail its origin through a stuttering temperance orator, who urged on h's hearers that . nothing less than "tc-to-tu total" absti nence would satisfy temperance reform ers. Rome one at once adopted "teeto tnl" as a 'suitabio word, and it sprang into general use. A. singular exhibition has just been held at Meningcn, Germany. It consist ed of 2.T0 newspapers containing articles upon tho death of tho Km per or William : I., representing no fewer than fifty-four language, among which, of course, all the Kurfynan, with their dialects, were fepresented; while Lenguli, Hindi, Guz- ' zuruti, Chinese, .Japanese and Hawaiian may also bo foucd. i . . . old 'fTjltw In a Wisconsin town who m been running a private bank for . ouK.smaBwas recently reijuosted to peTiUewom'e stirt of a statement. Ho lie postedthe following on the door of his bank: "NolL e This 'ere bank bus . got .")(), 000 behind Iter. Hho don't owe nobody a rod cent. Good paper dis counted as heretofore, and nobody pro poses to cut sticks for. Mexic o or Cana da." There was no run on that bank. According to the report of Adjutmt . General Drum the organized militia force of tho l ulled States consists of 10l),30ti men, of whom Bull? are commis sioned officers. Hut back of this force stand f, 101, li-'S available men subject to orguui'atiou in case of war. This showing, -tho NowYol'k Wor'd thinks, ought tocuuee foreign nations to think twice before knocking, tho chip oil our broad shoulder. tl There will bean important congress of X:the Scotch-Irish race in Columbia, Tenn., ; on tho Mb of. next Slay. LUtiuuUhed orators aud scholars of that race will read papers commemorating the deeds of . the Scotch-Irish. Columbia was chosen qTuo pluce of uuctjsig because it iscen tral in lAxtiou, an was the home of Iwojsniicjus (Scotch; Irii-hiuen, Andrew ..'ackswaiHl Jynes K. Polk. The date choten is the' most delightful sea-on of tho year i4;fiat latitude, and every effort will nile to'iilsure the comfort and pronnnr tho pleasure of those who Uknd. iyliii con'-: ess will bo a reveltt- 40'in.tuy peojjfo, iu that it will show nunerous aud luilueutial the Scotch- l this country arp. THE DRUM. Oh, the drum! There is soma Intonation In thy grunt Monotony of utterance thatstrikos the spirit dumb, As we boor Through tho cloar And unclouded atmosphere, Thy palpitating syllables roll in upou the en r! There's a part Of the nrt Of thy music-throbbing heart, That thrills a something in us that awakens w ith a start, And In rhyme With the chime Ami exactitude of time, Goes marching on to glory of the nie'ody sublime. And the guest Hi tho lrr-nt Thnt thy rolling robs of rest Is a patriolie spirit as a Continental dressed; And he looms From the glooms Of a century of tombs, And tho blood he spilled at Islington in liv ing beauty h'.ooms. And his eyes Wear the guise Of a purpose pure and wise; As the love of them is lifted to a something in the skios, That is bright Red and white, With a blur of starry light, ' As it laughs in silken ripp'.es to the breezes day and night. There are deep flushes crjep O'er the pulses as they leap, And the . murmur, fainter growing, on the silento falls asleep, While the prayer Hising there Wills tho sea and earth and air As a heritage to freedom's sons and daugh ters everywhere. Then, with sound As profound As tho thundorings resound, Come thy wil l reverberations in a throe that shakes the ground, And a cry Flung on high, Like tho flag it flutters by, Wings rapturously upward till it nestles in the sky. Ob, the druml ' There Is some Intonation in thy grum Monotony of utterance that strikes the spirit dumb. As wo hear Through the clear . And unclouded atmosphofe Thy pa'pitating syllables roll in upon the ear! Jama Whilcomb Riley. CATCH I KG A GORILLA. I havo seen nearly every one of tho gorillas on exhibition in the zoological gardens of tho world, and in only one instance huvo I found an animal in any way up to the standard of tho beast as found in the African jungles. That fellow I helped to capture while in the employ of the Hamburg house, and the Bultan of Turkey paid a fabulous price for him. If Du Chaillti exaggerated at all in his stories of tho gorilla country, it was in the number oi animals he killed. No writer can exaggerate the temper and licrconcss of the dangerous beast. Men who havo encountered him in his wild aud savage stato have lived to tell of it more by good luck or accident than by nerve and judgment. This is so because the beast Is never met with except by ac cident. You can hunt for lions, tigers, and elephants and find them, but the gorilla always .finds the hunter. We were about seventy miles inland from the coast, on tho I.uligi Hivcr, where we had a permanent camp, when I received word that a lull grown speci men of the gorilla family was wanted, aud was authorized to spend three months' time and employ a thousand natives, if uocessary to secure one. We hud been in camp ten weeks, capturiug serpents and a variety of animals, and ouly once had s:gns of tho presenco of a gorilla been detected. Two miles to tho north of us there was a heavy jungle, and if there were any gorillas in the neighborhood they were hidden away there. Ugly as ho is, the beast hasn't tho nerve to attack a camp or a large body of men. One had come down with in half a mile of us, probably at night, and had stood beside a lone tree and had broken off branches and then broken the branches into fragments to show his temper and courage, but we neither saw nor heard him. When I found what was wauted, I called some of the oldest and wisest na tives to counsel, but none of them had ever heard of a full-grown gorilla being captured alive, aud none could suggest what steps to take. Therefore, to make a beginning', I sent out sceral parties to scout, and on tho second day one of these located three of tho beasts, father, mother and a baby g'orilla, in a thicket about five miles away. It was a piece of rocKy ground covered with a dense growth, and from a biding place the men had seen the corillas enter the thicket by a path. The cl 'phant and buffalo una the various species oi deer are al ways on the move, and have no fixed place for even a day. Lions, tigers, serpents, eorillus, leopards, couuars, panthers und bears wilt make one par ticular spot at home until the presence of danger or the absence of water or food forces them away. The gorillas seen by the black scouts would not run away until disturbed, and I gave orders that no ouc should go in that direction with out my permission. I could thick of only one way to effect a capture: by setting one of our largest traps. We had them stout enough to hold a lion, or bear, and one of them had once held a bunalo all day lone The strength of a full-arown male gorilla is something wonderful. One swipe of his open hand will knock an ox down. He cun bend a gun barrel double with his hands alone, lie has as much cower in his aws as a lion. I was. un fortunately an eyewituess to some feats of strength which lost me several valua ble men. We were in no hurry alter locating the animals. I sent out other men to watch, and after three or four days it was found that the thicket had scvornl paths by which the gorrillas left and rctiirnod. Jt cot smut of them my self, and I found the male to stand about five feet eight inches high when erect. Ho was terribly broad and heavy, bad muscles like whip cords, and I saw that he had the strength of any four of us. In about a week wo found that one path led to a spring where the beasts quenched their thirst, and another to several trees loaded with peculiar soit of pea or beau enr'-fd in pods, of which the gorillas sc very fond. It was while thej -e eating this fruit that I caw , the little fellow was just learning to alone, and the mother carried him much of tho time. The old tellow maintained a pretty sharp watch, though he did not appear to be particularly suspicious, and now and then he unbended his dignity and played with tho little ono in a manner to make us laugh. About twenty days from tho timo wo located the gorillas we set our traps, ono on each path. The onoon the path lead ing to tho spring was within thirty feet of tho water and carefully concealed just below the surface. The beasts, as near as our scouts could determine, visited tho spring only every other day, and it was on the oil diiy we set that trap. There were seven of us, I being tho only white man, and as we returned to camp wo took a different route from the one we had come. It was a very hot day, and when half way back we stopped to rest. It was in a beautiful grove, pretty clear from underbrush, and most of the natives at once fell asleep, as is their custom when making a halt, even if only for ten minutes. Only one of them, so far as I saw, was awake when I rose up and walked away about a hundred feet to examine a curious excrescence on the side of a tree. From where I stood I thought I could distinguish the figures ob" standing out on tho tree, but when I reached it I found only a wart or knot. This tree was to the right of tho party, and as I started for it one of the natives sleepily cautioned me not to go too far alono. I was stauding bcsido the tree, looking upward ana around, when 1 heard a shout of alarm, followed almost instantly by a shriek of pain and terror. I saw tho men spring up, ea h uttering a yell, and then camo tho sounds of blows and screams and the angry and de fiant roar of a gorilla. It was all over in a minute, and before I had time to ap preciate the situation two of the natives camo running toward me, half dead with fright, and 1 heard another roar and saw a dark object moving swiftly away. As well as could be ascertained a big gorilla had been passing through tho grove, and he had stumbled upon the men just as the one who had spoken to me rose up. This action was su licicnt to arouse the ire of the beast, and he had seized the native and Hung him ten feet away. The second one received a blow which knocked him fiat, and tho gorilla then lot himself out to kill. The other four men were dead when we approached. One had his neck broken, a second had half his face torn off and his breast crushed In, and the other two had their skulls crushed as if by blows from tho hand. JWy rille and the muskets of the natives had not been meddled with. The two natives who escaped were lit tle better than jabbering idiots for the next hour, and it was only after our re turn to camp that I learned all the par ticulars It all happened in fifty or sixty seconds, and the attack had come so suddenly that no oue thought of de fence. The adventure so rattled the cam;i that I had gieat difficulty next day in persuading any one to accompany me to the trap. I got tivo men at last, by arguments and threats, but when wo came to examine tho path we iound thnt the beasts had not traveled it. They had either decided to skip a day, not be ing thirsty, or else had suspected some thing and avoided the path. On tho next day, however, tho natives having meantime recovered their pluck to some extent, a party of ten of us set out, and when within a mile of the spring we had reasons to believe that one of them had put a fool in tho trap. Yells, roars, and screams reached our cars, and at the distance of half a mile several small ani mals passed us in affright. "We have got the big fellow!" whis pered my head hunter to me as we pro sed forward. "We must be careful now, for the sight of us will make him strong to break away, and he will want ah our lives to pay for the insult." The pow-wow grew louder as wo neared the spot, and the cries and wails of the mother and offspring mingled with the snarls, growls, barks and roars of the father. When we finally crept forward to a spot whence we cduUI ob tain a view, we found the "old man" fast iu the trap by the right hind leg. The trap was a toothless one, with tiio faces of the jaws covered with felt, but it was strong enough almost to hold an elephant. We had to bend down the springs with levers, and it was a good weight, for two men to carry. The chuiu attached could not have been broken by a horse, and wo had securely fastened it to a treo. It was well we had, and it was well that the beast had been caught by a hind leg. I do nut th nk ho had been in the trap long when wa first heard him, perhaps not over five minute. He was, doubt less surprised and frightened for a time, but by the time we had reached a poiut where we could see him his terrible anger was fully aroused. His mate and offspring stood by, wailing and growl ing, and just as we got settled in our places the female lifted up the trap and wrenched at it with all her strength. Then both seized the chain and tugged and pulled and growled and roared, but it was no use. What I feared was that the old fellow might gnaw his leg off, as coons cr muskrats or beavers will do when trapped, but he showed no inten tion of the sort. Indeed, it would have resulted in his death, and he doubtless so figured. For a long hour he refused to give in, biting, leaping and tugging, and another such p cture of ferocity would be hard to find. He frothed at the mouth, exhibited his great fangs, and his eyes glittered like diamonds. I should have been willing for the mate and her little one to go, but as they re fused to leave the spot, and as the natives said that the mother would not hetitate to attack us iu her excitemtut, I pushed forward my rille and gave her a bullet, which dropped her dead iu her tracks. The youug oue immediately tpiang to the father's shoulder, aud was uttiug there when we advanced. , The resemblance of the b-g gorilla to a native wax so striking that I paused to wonder if a mistake had not been made. When he saw us ho stood upright, arms hanging down by his sides, and be lookedr far moro like a human being thnn some of iho natives in my camp. He was so mad that he did cot know what move to make first, and as he stood thcro clots cf foam lcll upon his breast and down to the earth. Ily and by ho seircd tho young one and Hung it away. Half a dozen of tho men rushed to seize it, and as it scrambled back one of tho natives pursued it too far. The gorilla uttered a terrible roar, mnde a savage spring, and the native was caught by the hair. I was not over twenty feet away, and I saw all that happened. He Was flung down, and the gorilla stooped and gave him a blow on the chest which crushed it in. He then hit hiin right and left on the sides of the head, and tho man was dead. This did not satisfy the monster. Ho lifted the body up and literally tore it to pieces, pulling off the arms as you would pull a stick of kind ling wood out of a bundle. It then seized the young one by a hind leg, and slammed it on tho earth and flung the body away, and then beat its breast and roared defiance at us. By tho advice of the natives I decided to let tho old fellow alono for a while and allow hunger and thirst to work on his temper. We mado a temporary camp half a mile away, and did not go near him again for two days. During the first day he roared at intervals, but on the afternoon of tho second he was very quiet. One of the men went to take a look at him, and reported tho captive as sitting down on the trap and crying with pain. Kext forenoon we went out with nets, ropes, nooses, and chains, and, after a long, hard fight, tang' led him up and secured him. When we sprang the trap off his leg we had his hind feet shackled together, his fore feet, or arms, secured with a chaiu, two ropes around his body, and a muzzle over his jaws. We then bound him to a litter and car ried him to the main camp, where a cago had been made. His leg was badly swollen and he was pretty well beaten out, but three days alter we got him in to the cage he was all right and as mad as ever. I sent him down tho river and around to Zanzibar, and after months he brought up in Constantinople, so fero cious and dangerous that the utmost precaution had to be taken by those who came near him. lie was living during the llusso-Turkish war, aud ono who saw him informed me that there was no hope of sweetening his temper or subduing his ferocity. See York S.m. 'V 11 Future Land Unities. Speculating ns to what the future land battle will be like, Lord Wolseley says: "Tho battles of the future will be very different from even those of 1870, and will bear very little resemblance to those of Crimean times. Ono remarkable chnngo will be tho absence of nearly nil that terrific noiso which the discharge of five or six hundred field guns and the roar of musketry have caused in all great battles. We shall have, practically, no smoke to mark the position of the enemy's batteries and troops in action. Tho sound of cannon will be slight, and will no longer indicate to distant troops where their comrades ore engaged and the poiut upon which they should con sequently march. Our sentries and ad vanced posts can no longer alarm the main body upon tho approach of tho enemy by tho dichargo of their rifles. Tho camp or bivouac will no longer bo disturbed at night by the spluttering flro of pickets in contact with the enemy. Different arrangements for giving the alarm upon the approach of hostile columns will have to be resorted to. The main column on the march cannot iu future be warned by tho shots of Hank ing parties, of tho enemy's proximity, and a battle might possibly be raging within a few miles of it, without that fact becoming at once apparent." It can hardiy bo exaggeration to as sort that the invention of a noiseless and smokeless powder will change the aspect of future battlefields and the conditions of future war, fully as much ns the original introduct on of tho "villainous saltpetre" changed the warfare of a past ngo. Titnca-DtiHucrnt. Llvins Cheerfully on Two Cents a Dny. Dr. T. It. Allison has been trying the experiment of living on meal aud water for a month. His daily allowance was one pound of wholo meal, made into a cake with distil ed wator. His account of his condition after a week is cheering. In the first few days ho felt hungry, but about the fourth day this disappeared and he had no craving for other food. His brain was clear, his lung capacity had increased five inches, and both his sight and heating had improved. He had lost seven pounds weight, but seems to regard this as rather an advantage. Altogether ho feels thoroughly satisfied with his experiment. It is a very econ omical one, the wheat for seven days hav iug cost only sixteen cents. This, he says, is living on almost two cents a day, aud enjoying it. I.viiJvh Jlotjritttl. Au Army in Miniature. A gentleman by the name of Lawrence, living at West tulem, 111., has produced a remarkable piece of mechanism. It represents an urmy, and consists of 400 pieces. Horses, men. cannon, cavalry, artillery, infantry, and a band of fifty two men, each holding an instrument, are represented in this wonderful mechan ism. Many of tho figures move auto matically, tho power beiug obtained from a miniature windmill, propelled by the heat of candles. Galileo's cowled monk was not iroro strange iu structure. Most of the work, stiango to say, was done with a pocket kuife, aud although Mr. I awience exercised his ingenuity for a year in the construction of the marvel ous mechanism, yet he disposed of it for a meie nominal sum. ludiihtivlU Juur- Utll. A reiTect Model or African lleauly. Paradoxical as it may seem, writes the veracious .loe Howard, tho prettiest model in New York is a colored yirl who lives in Yonkers. r-he is a perfect type of Africa's golden sand, with a low forehead, jet black eyes, extended nos trils, thick lips, while teeth, but for all that, tho most attractive in appearance, with a figure that is statuesquely superb. She stands straight as au arrow, is tweuty years old, weighs l;i" pounds, aud is as full of life and blood as it is possible for human nature to be. During the months of October, November aud theuee on to May, the readily uiukes from $ J to $10 a day five days in the week. A BOY RULER'S NUPTIALS. HOW THE EKPEROB OT CHINA'S EBIDE WAS SELECTED. The Dowager 1 Impress's Selection of a Mani-liii Maiden Present for Unsuccessful Girls. All Tcking is excited to-day over the boy Kmperor's marriage, says Frank O. Carpenter in a recent letter from China to tho New York Worhl. The bride was selected a few days ago, and the first oiticial announcement appeared in the Peking Ihize'lr. It comes from the innermost recesses of the imperial circles, and it was dictated by the Empress Dowager herself. 1 quote it in the trans lation which tho Chinese writer of our American Slinistcr has prepared for tho State Department at Washington. It requires only ono page of the Peking (luzitte to print it, aud this means a space not longer nor wider than tho back of a long ollicinl euvelope. It reads : Piiecial edict of the Empress ilowagor. Tne Kniperor having reverently succeeded to his exalted inheritance and increasing day by day in maturity, it is becoming that he should Felei t a virtuous consort to assist m the administration of the palace, to control the niernners of his household and to encour ngt the Kmperor himself in upright coniuct. Let, therefore, Tet ilo-Na La, a daughter of lieputy Lieutenant General Kuoi llsiang, whom we have Relected for her dignified and virtuous character, become Empress. Further edict Let Ta-Ta I.a, aged fifteen years, a daugh ter of Chang iisii, formerly ice I rosident of a Board, become tho secondary consort of the first rank, and Let Ta-Ta-La. aged thir teen, also (laughter of Chang lisii, lormerly Vice-Presiilent of a Board, become imperial concubine ot the second rank. licsnect this Thus is settled a question which has been agitating the Chinese Court for tho past year anil has cost the families of tho Manchu nobles months of trouble, hun dreds of thousands of cash nnd au in calculable amount of bitter disappoint ment. China has been ruled for more than two centuries by Manchuriaus. Peking has its Chinese city and its Tar tar city and tho Lmperor is a full blooded Vanchn. It is prescribed by tho laws of the court that he shall wed no one but a Manchu maiden, and during tho past year the distinguished Manchu papas, having daughters between the ages of twelvo aud eightcon, have been required to scud them to Peking in or der that they might be inspected by the Empress Dowager with a icw to the selection ot such ns teemed good for tho imperinl harem. The first inspection was held last spring. The maidens came by hundreds from Peking aud from other northern parts of the Kmpire. They were conveyed in carts from their hemes to the palace, ana their delicate frames were jolted like jelly through tho ruts of the Peking Btreets on the springlcsj, heavy, box-like vehicles. Kach girl was dressed in all tho ex travagance of Chinese costume. Her hair, rich, b'aek and lustrous, was combed out over a bar a foot long at the back of her head, so that it stood out for six inches on ea h side. Her face, originally of a deli ato ream, v erg ing upon tho bloom of the largo yellow peach, was overluid with rougo and paste, aud her eyes, coal bla k, wore heightened in color by artificial means. The Manchu girls are the most beautiful in China.audau unadorned maiden with her soulful eyes looking out of their nar row, almond shaped slits is enough to stir the blood of the coldest Cnucas'au. She is plump, and has not the disgust ing compression of foot which is always associated with her ( hinese sister. There are no mutilated feet about the palace of the Kmperor of China, and the Kmpress will probably wear a No. 'I shoo. Those hundreds of mandarins' daugh ters were Manchus, ami they wero the prettiest Alan bus in China. Their carts were led through wall after wall through tho great city of Peking, and they ar rived nt the palace at v! o'clock iu tho morning. .Vu h of tho work of the Chinese Court is done iu the night, and it was dark when they were carried across the little lako inside the alace grounds, and they ato their breakfast at a . v., when the rest of Poking was Btill sleeping. After this they were given a little time for primping and powdering, nnd they were then ushered luto tho presence of the Frupress Dowager iu gioups of four and five, l ach girl carried a tablet hearing her camo aud nge, and these were handed to the Kir.prcss, who put questions to tho young ladies and passed upon their beauty. The only men present were the court eunuchs, of whom I will speak further on, and tho unsuccessful candi dates were passed over to these with orders that each should be given a piece of silver in tho shape of a shoo, which weighed exactly one ouuee, and be sent awuy. The great ma ority ol tho maidens were discarded at this first inspection. The remainder were asked to come again. At the second inspection a closer ex amination was made, and there was a further weeding out of tho least beauti ful of the maidens. At this time the un successful andidtttes were each given a roll of tilk, and at the third inspection, which took place in the latter part of last month, the hundreds had been re din ed to fifteen, and it was Irom these fifteen that the above tin co were finally chosen. The marriago preparations have been going on for months. The Hoard of Kites and Ceremonies have decided thut it shall bo as economical as possible, but they agree that it must cost at least H, 000,ouu taels, which is considerably over $10,00i',ouo. A tjueer Old Piano. In a New Haven (Conn ) auction room an old piano mauufacturcd by liroad head A. to, iu Loudon, about tho year 1 1;!!', has just been ;old. The piauo is ouly four and a half octaves, aud the ca-e is correspondingly shorter than the modern square ami consideiably shal lower. The case is of mahogany inlaid with maple, and must have been a very handsome piece of cabinet work w heu riist built. Theieareno legs, the Ki strumeut having been intended to be placed upou a stand like a music box. Neither are theib pedals, two registers like organ stops taking their plaies. One legister transmits a heavy volume of sound, while the other gives a baujo like melody, which is very pleusing. f-ir Charles Blight is credited with much of the success of the first transat lantic cable. HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. Delicious Mode of rtoastlnif. lloasting is a very delicious mode of cooking meats, but it is almost unknown in thoso days, unle-s an open fire-place is convenient; for such the following rules may be given: Keep the meat at a moderate distance from the fire, tee that it is kept continually turned and well basted with butter or meat drip pings, ns much of the richness of flavor depends upon this matter. When nearly done, put the roaBt close to the fire to rend'-r the outside brown and crisp; and add salt and pepper to the grnvy. Iluuseirit. Thrco Slmplo Desserts. Following are some nice simple des serts: .lain ifoll three eggs, one cup ful of sugar, one cupful of tlower, three tenspoonfuls of baking powder, and one tablespoonful of milk. Bake in shallow, oblont; tins; while hot spread with jam and roll up. Orango Pan Cnkc ine pint of warm milk, ndd ono tablespoon ful of melted butter, one pint of ilour, two eggs beaten stiff, two tablcspoonfuls of sugar nnd juice of one orange. Hake on griddle. lluiter nnd sweeten. Hickory Nut Cake Two cupfuls of chopped meats, two cupfuls of powdered sugar, and the unbeaten whites of three pggs, two tablespoonfuls of flour, threo fourths of a teaspoonful of baking pow der. Bake in patty pans. Ilecipo for Corned Deer Directions for making corned beef: First cover tho meat for twenty-four hours with brine just strong enough to float an egg. TnUe it out aud wash it in cold water so as to tako out all the blood; throw the bloody brine awny, and for 100 pounds of beef, or in the same proportions for other quantities, ma'. e a new pic'le by thoroughly dis solving six pounds of fait, two pounds of brown sugar nnd two ounces of salt petre in water sufficient to cover the meat: sim it well before pouring it on, and if scum rises on it afterward before tho meat is used up, scald it, i .im it and pour it back when cokl. ixecp me meat alwavs covered with the brine and in a cool aud well ventilated place. For summer keeping or for tho Southern States a little more salt snouia oe usea 1ft 10 York 11'cWcf. Blanojuctto of Veal. Cut three pounds of tho breast of veal in pieces two inches square, put inem in enough cold water to cover thein, with one sultspoouful of whito pepper, ono teaspoonful of Bnlt, a bunch of sweet herbs, half a carrot scraped, a turnip peeled, and an onion stuct with three cloves: brine tlowlv to aboil, s'.im care fully till no more tcuni rises, and cook gently for thirty or forty minutes until the veal is tender; then drain it, return ¬ ing the broth to tho lire. Meantime ma' c a whito sauce bv stirrins together over the fire ono ounce of butter and ono ounce of Ilour until they are smooth, then addiuL' H pints of the broth gradually; sciLsnn with a littlo more salt and pepper aud a quarter of a saltspoonful of gruted nutmeg; when the same has boiled up well stir into it wnh auesg; whip tho yelks of two raw eggs, put in the meat and coo: lor ni luiuuics, oumug vv. casionally. rnnn ami btrcude. Lime-Water. An exnerienced housekeeper cave me a valuable piece of information a short time ngo. Miesald: i-niic-waxer,wucu one understands how to use it, is vory useful in housekeeping. Prepare it for use by putting a stone of fresh lime about tho size of a half-peck measure into a largo stone jar, and pour over it slowly a tea-kettleful of hot water, nnd stir it thorougnly. Let it settle, then stir again thoroughly, repeating this thrco or four times during the day. llottle carefully all of it that can be poured off in a clear state." it is useful in cleansing bottles or miik vessels. A cupful mixed in the sponge of bread or cakes over night will prevent souring. A little put into milk or cream, after a hot night, will prevent its turning when put into tea or coffee. A little put into milk, that might curdle when heated, will prevent curdling, and the milk can bo used for puddings or pics. Prairie Farmer. Household Hints. T'suo or printing paper is tho best thing for polishing glass or tinware. The best of tea makes but an in different concoctiou unless the water is fresh. Puint made with turpentine is abetter protector for iron work than when mixed with linseed oil. I gg shells crushed and shaken iu a glass bottle hall filled with water will cleau it quickly. Kerosene is unexcelled in starch to give polish; also to polish glass; it will make your windows shine like silver. When ivory handled knives become yellow they cun be cleansed by rubbing them briskly wi'h emery or Baud paper. To clean ornaments of alabaster dis solve borax in boiling water and apply with a cloth or soft brush ; rinse carefully and dry iu the sun. A small piece jf salt pork boiled wilh fricasseed chicken w ill impart a richness to the gravy and the flavor will be bet ter than if nothing but butter is used. Horseradish cut in thin strips length wise aud a dozen or more of these snips placed on Iho top of each keg of pickles will keep them from becoming stale or moldy. Pneumonia, says Dr. Seibort, is a house diBiase, originating, wilh diph theria and inflammatory rheumatism, iu damp, airty, or unveulilatcd rooms and ( cllars. P geous arc good when the breasts are plump and red lookiug. The tleh of an old ono is dark, aud the bicat is not so plump. Squabs are plump, soft skinned, with utmost pink hV-h. Now that it is customary to have fruits, flowers, tho vinegar cruets, or salt and pepper bottles, placed in tho centre of the table in lieu of a large castor, pretty devices are made of linen to lay upon tho cloth. Some of these are elaborately embroidered. Here is a use for old paper which may be new to some of the ladies. Fold old, 6oft newspape s iu several thicknesses, place iu a pan of water until thoroughly wet, then wriug out, tear in small bits, pick up tine uua throw over your turpt-t instead of wet tea leaves, and see if you do not like it better. OMNIA VANITA3. " What I write shall live forever," said the poet in his pride, And ho wrote w ith the blood of his bosom a song that straightway died. ' I will make my name immortal," said the artist w ith a sob. With his soul for a brush he painted what tho critics called a daub. " My words shall startle nations" (the state- man's blood was stirred), Then he from the rostrum thundered a speech that no one heard. " The world shall wake with wonder at th conquests I shall make," And the soldier led his army to a fatal, black mistake. " I'll overwhelm the scholars when I show how N'ature acts," And the scientific doctor rehashed up an cient facts. In time each strong desire shall strike upou some reef, In time each high ambition shall surely come to grief. Susie M, li st. II I'M OK OF THE DAT. Handy things Gloves. A disagreeable vice Advice. Whooping 'em up Tho coopers. Down in tho mouth The palate. Keeps his spiiit level Tho carpenter. A strong attachment The constables. Death's door is locked with a skeleton key. A ghost of a show The living skele ton. Don't get "short" if you want to get tlong. Paying tho piper Settling tho plum ber's bill. Beyond the pale of civilization The barbaric bucket. Since life is but a span why should a man want a four-in-hand.' A criminal may not court death, but in New Vork State he Bparks it. Don't bo on amateur physician. Don't even doctor your aecouus. jVito York Sun. Tho fellow who beats tho weighing machine, like tho Arab, silently steals u weigh. ",'apn, why do they call a beaver hat ahighhat?" "Because, my son, it costs iS."- Jkr.ar. There's nothing like leather, except ing, of courso, tho upper crust of tho young wife's first pie. If the Beer Trust keeps on growing it will soon bo at lagerheads with the public. Xetio York Acitj. We are told of a chiropodist so expert that he claims to have extracted corns from a mistletoe. Bazar. .ludgingfrom the almost daily defal cations announced iu tho papers, this is tho shortage. Huston Time. The man who discovers a granite quarry on his vacant building site has reason to rejoice that his lot is a hard one. Tim.: Tho Bowery tramp remarked, at the Tombs recently, that ho never felt so mu h put out as when ho was taken in. -Yew ork JVeic. "Bo sunny, girls, be sunny," says Ella Wheeler Wilcox. Wo don't see how they can, but still they daughter be. Lot AitytLt Triliun. Soarimdtlop (grandiloquently) "Yes; it navs to do riht. Honesty is the best policy after all." I'arjJTV:Ul don't you havo it renewed." Tr-JV At tho water-color exhibition. "Who is that fellow over there looking so in tently at Hack Hankiuson's picturei" "That's Hankinson."- --Vei York Sun. Lady "I dou't think these pictures do mo justice." Artist ,','Well, madam, if you insist upon thoir being absolutely correct, I can put back the wrinkles." The ice that we've tasted May sometime return; But thi coal when once wasted Suy, how cati it buiut UoodaWn .Van. .. r . "Vtlliii is a uiau -oi - war. sum a teacher to his class. "A cruiser," was the prompt reply. "What makes it go.'" "Its s row, sir." "Who go with it:" "Its crew, sir." Omih. Shu was a modest aud timid girl, Ittitiring, weak aud shy; But sho knew now to talk till your hair would curl. On the wheiiceness of tho why. Mrrehant Traveler. "Gracious uie!" said uu old lady, "they're dis overing new explosives ull tho lime. 1 see in tho paper that au of -ticer was killed yesterday while dis charging his duty." ,Slioe and leather lit jioi te . A Nihilistic speech. "I wish it would stop raiuiug," remarked a St. Petersburg geuileinuu tho other day, uf ter a weeks storm, und a detective promptly arrested him for referring to tho C ar as "it." JUirjier'i J!a:ar. A gentleman was met by a stiaugei who politely a.-ked : "Would you be so kind a-, to lend mo $2(1:" "My dear sir, 1 have not the honor of knowing you." "1 hat is why I request you to give mo an opportunity to extend my reputatiou for honesty.1' - Cd aao Ulole. Test for the Purity f Water. A s'mplu and convenient test foi water is as follows: Fill a perfectly clean quart bottle half full of water; cork and shake it, leuiove the cork and see if any odor can bo detected at the mouth of tiie bottle. Cork the bottle and place it in a waim place for a few hours or set into a pan of hot water for au hour. Miakc, uncork and uguu test by Miiell. If uu uuplca-uut or faint or musty o liT is perceptible, the water requires more minute iuve-tigatiou. The second simple tc-,t is to ctapuiatc a quart of water to dryness in a new tin pau or cup, aud uote the ch trader ol the residue aud what happens when it i strongly heated iu a metal spoon. If tin sedimiut lelt afyer evaporation U small and on being burnt iu a metal spoon gives rise only to such odor as come fiom burning vegetable matter, tho water is not greatly contaminated with eewage. But if the sediment is iu con siderable quantity aud burns, giving off tho peculiar odor of burning hair or other uuiuial tuattor, then the water is foul. Lither of these tests you can easily apply, iSrovk!yn Kaa't. t