nil FOREST .EEfOBLICAi- Is ol!hd rrrrf Wadaaidar, bj . J. C. WENK. - OtrJoa is Bmaatbaugh A Co.'a Building , " KLM STREET, TIONK8TA, Pa, Term, II.BO perTtar, RATES OF APVKWT18IHO. Oft Bqaara, lach, nw iMerttom. 1 1 M Oiia &jiira, oaa toch, o inoata.... ........ IN One Bqoara, one loco, thrae tnoatlu.... fM On Square, on Inch, on jr.. .... M M Two Sqnarea, one rear. It Quarter Column, on rear.. ...... M 0 Half Column, on jrear. ...... .......... M M On Colama, on year .10 M Lrptl adrartlMamu tn anrt r tta. aack fc. arUoa. Marrtaaja art 4atk nUoaa tntla. All bin for yearly sdverttMatcaU ooUaeto rw tarty. Tmprarj advarUMSMau auat ka paid I advanoa. Job work eaah ra dalhrary. ORE CAN. Ha inhuHplioni received for 1 shortar "period thM Ctirf months. . Oomapcndnir solicited from til parts of the ("oustrr, h-moKca wUl be takaa of anonrmous "SMuiiontcstloa. VOL. XXI. NO. 37. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, JAN. 9, 1889. Sl.SOyPER ANNUM. I ' The Feminole Indiana In Florida seom to bo increning in number. Tlio European crop Of sugar beets ( many thousand . tons greator this year than usuaj, and this willroost of it be mado imto sugar.- "'' It i rumored in European court circles (hut tho Kinfr of Greece will abdicate his throne early next summer. V nM purchased a rcsidcnno in Donmnrk. A Tondon author, has writto'n thfrty novels in throe years. This beats the- moid xit any living mnn, but tho writer's cucmu'ous labor has brought him. only fiuoo. Vnder the laws of France a person who is reported doad by a legal oftlciiil must lemaia dead, no matter how-much he comes to life. If ho. wants to livo he must tiiko gome other nnmo. , Thejotpf Gloucaster (Mass.) fjtiher- y njjii cannoj, ko a happy "ono. Iourtcou of the Coats and sixty-three of tlie crews . who wt 'out of1hat port this season wHi never come back to the town." A uian at Laramie, Wyoming, laughed V .Indian who fell do.wn on thoatr t) r .years ago, and the other day the red man -got around to stab him in tho back " itTifovYard. Tlie Imliau is no jokor. "1 ha iow York natfts4.tlTfet' . jmivi jtu ..nut. .,iu AMii.-iii.itii imv ui real precrlj enables the Govornmont to tako harge of land in which tho copper is found... This is the doctrine of eminent iloma n. , ' . v..-. ) TiiaMhitinj J!criew takes up the news paper alnrrhirt's favorite bugaboo, the y 1.1-1 tiii.l irf'Ktij i'ijjn WorM's fuel supplies, and kuoclv?t intVin a cocked li-u so iar as mo npxt lew million, years ;, concerned. Marriage must be a failure among ' :ho I.ussian peasantry. Upon a "con vict ship conveying women only to ,. Sn'anen tcH-cnty-tive per cent, of the i.eisoh(jrs had been convicted of killing . iheir husbands. i'rV.V-"- . 4 rlip potato cjoji is larger Uian over bo 'ire known, it be'iif yearly -SljOOO, 000 Wiiftii. With au avenige of over thrco bushels fo each individual in .this coun li f. there U no inxuediatu danger at any . body starving . " ' The QueenslaJdors pro"oEo using heroic methods for tho discouragement cf '.' Chlnoso fmmigrafion.- Slongollnns i iitcrlng tle colony 'illegally are to. bo nnprisonei for life, if -the Queen gi.es consent to ihVUw'.' ; ' -I, l''! . . . ' n, an frrriclon immigation the Chil-. iua TUiut eirffifcs ye .opinion that it is inexpedient for-ky more i:uro 4JjtTiu . P'?ats to settle jiu Chili at present oi e gronnd thutifo cbnlcra will ro-ap r I'-at in Umt cpuutry in tho spring. -V : j . lo offsettue Ctiilttn'i article; onfi - tberia, sonro faigii'.inb'will duubtlcss in V vcsligatc the French penal-system. She i 5s trading thousands to New Caledonia '''3f v'J-ca' ani' '. "-sid flint their suffer '"ovum mucn worso than me liussians are-obliged to emhtfu. f ' L. . ' On account cf the gieat magnetic iu- .' fiuorce of the,va-t (piantitics of iron and ,, steel in the Pittsburg mills, the magnetic ; "VeedTo is of nQ practical use in that city. '. CuHeujliiucrs, when surveying land in 'ttlhu-c.tj, arolliged tdj abandon the use , ,iEfJh,l.ordiuary compass. -! .Tberurtfest artificial basin for docking tnrld repairing the hulls of ships in the 'nircd Mates i beingTompleted at Ke w . ' fort i'ews, X..It is 000 feet long, i;!0 fecitiifcbv, with a depth of i't feet, over . U.ctlrft hih tide. It is furnished' with A 'jAimps tliat can empty it in two and a i S half hours. ' - ! : ? Yankee inventive genius, reports the' - Kew York Tdnjram, has made the Cape Cod fisherman independent of our Cana dian neighbors. The great bait question has beenjiettled and Now Kngland fac- tories wiiTnow turn out the squid in . quantities which tho Kuuuck fishermen , found it so prolitablo to catch for sale i. toother flsliermcn. . J : i .' The Catholic Church iu Tireat Britaiu is keeping pace with the increase iu pop ulation. There are now 5,041,000 com municants in tho I'nited Kingdom. Of these Englaud and Wales-claim l,:i?3,- OJ0; ScotlanJ, 2tl,000, and Ireland, J61.000, There are also now in Kngland nnd Wales ',311 priests,as against 1 in lSTiyserviug 1!01 churches, chapels and missionary statious. Iu Scotland there , j fiie bishops and 3;U priests, serving 'i L'T uhapels, churches and stations. . . f The Chinese vote in New York city , numbers forty-five. Of these thirty ,',iegUtered at the last election, but the ''iiuiribei of votes they influence Is far I j;reaer than an ordinary oocerver would Suppose. Tom 1 ee', tho ( hine,e deputy sheriff,' VfT"i" a German wife, lives in I :ght-l3rot street now, auH U a power- ul factor in the allairs of the Twenty '"'Assembly District. William ring, t 'fie ri:hot Chiuamaa in America,- UaMiAUlt Minn lllfl f lin.l 1 j in fourth W,i:d IN THE WINDOW SEAT. One evening iri an autumn old We in the cushioned window seat Sat side by sido in convene sweet. As that old tale our young lips told We watched the shadows away and greet Upon the walls. The burning lojrs Lay crackling on the big brass dogs. Far bark within the window seat, Half hidden by. the curtain's fold, You sat and swung your dainty feet Our brown eyes tenderly did meet As low we talked, the story told, That evening in an autumn old. Things did not chance as they were told Within the cushioned window sent That autumn time Our story sweet Is like some vague romance of old. Here In tho after yearn we meet, When shadows oft from burning logs Have Iain athwart the grent brasi dogs, And clung aliout the window seat Half hidden by the curtnin's fold. The paths we trod have led our feet, Apart till now; and years full fleet Have drifted by. Binoe we are old We smile at that old tale we told. But hist! Within the window seat, H.ilf hidden by the curtain's fold, Your daughter swings hor dainty feet; And, madam, bear my boy repeat, With crjper lips, a s'.ory told , One evening la an autumn old. C. V. Coleman, Jr., fa Lippincolt. CAPTAIN TREVOJR'S GIHDE BY JENNIE 8. JUDSOtf. The bees-watf light in the wounded flickering low; (1 nr'o .11 ; , ..i. sun i 1'Kt.,..-u i .i , . :t . . " "S m iiiu ttujoiuiae apartment could hoi out near them, whothor she desired oi not. She tried to resd fis she kept hor lonely vig 1, but waa that her name inamaa Dcen mentioned f She lifted her head in wondering excitement. ' . "I met her at Inka Springs," said tho young odiccr, "two years aio. She was the bedo of tho 6ciison there, and a belie -wortny tbstitle, I assure ou. 1 never saw a more beautiful girl. 'Her hair was as soit and dark as a midnight clond, her eyes were like flashing jewels, and her lipi as red as a coral spray. I!ut the color m her cheeks" reflectively "ah I thavts something lovely. It reminded mcWf- tho light in a tiro opal, which flickers gently lor a time, then breaks into a name." t,ri. .. n ii uy i re voir, .you actually grow mmriicu my wounaea comrade. uvcr tiro sit&Vj beauty, Edwin not over the ubect herself," with slight bitterness of tone. - . .. "Mliynottho subject herself? Wai sue nopaitractivof". is, a piquant, bright, and spark- ting as you can imagine. A perfect little iiuiiiiniug uirn, scintillating her beauty here and there.- but with aimnt. heart as one of those tiny creature might possess. .At first I enjoyed watching her us one in gut a ..rfely butterfly gathering :"v"" iverj rower. Biie seemod so innocent, so joyous, so intoxicated with ner on( success. Hut I soon saw there w as a meinou' in all tins 'summer mad iica. j-ne was alter all," with a slight sneyr, wii:il is called 'deep.'" The listen in L'irl clnaii,.,! l,r i,nn,io t Uu-r heart at th-e words, as if to que!l a iicn-u anu smuiou pain. "The wealthy young man of tho set was oy iar tlie plainer and least inter esting of them all. I.ea,t inclined too apparently, to pay Jliss Garrett the hom age she had crown to consider At first I thought this seeming indiiicr'. t-ucu piqueu ner to unusual action in wiiimng.uis ie.,'aril; but I found uftcr ward the motiv was a more sordid one. piie naa aetermiued to marry him for ins weaun. How white the n-irl's lorn frlnom riil the feeble light: How hard and set her ic&iures! "I was a semi-invalid at the time, and as a looker-on could seo all the points in the game. Consequently it became one vi unusual interest." "Of too much interest for his hapni culTy fri(!nd thouht yupatheti- "A valued friend nt ...in. Harry Ycrger, who had just graduated from the I niversity of Mississippi, was nriu n I .I,a m..:....: I . i i ' . inutuiai actors, i never saw young iciiow more mfatuatcd. Happy as if m heaven when she was kind; in- icny cast aown if she wcro cold or care less. I could but remonstrate with him once or twice, on his complete absorb tioo, but I might as well havo talked to younder imago. And when I called : , f4.0.0 -'arr(ilt heartless coquette, and tola him of hor design to capture Wbit t omb and his wealth, he turned upon me like a tiL'er. r ;Thrce weeks later, Yerger came one .uuiumg wan wnue lace and anguish stricken eyes to say good-bye. llu had been discarded, as 1 had so surely pre dieted, and was to start directly for the i.ast. " 'I do not blame her,' he said loyally; 'the dud not love me.' "'Aud yet she led you on I replied, with heat. r ' " 'How hard you are, Trevoirl how harsh you have always been toward her! lovea ''cr for what she was, and not because of any eHort she put forth to make me.' " 'Wind to the last,' I muttered. "He joined tho Egyptian army that fall, and a month later was killed. lean but bold Clayton Garrett responsible in a measure for his death." A groan es aped from the girl's pallid lips. VI w? vcry loncly ne' H"rry left and feeling my health restored, entered more fully into the gaycties of the plea sure seekers than before. Miss Garrett w phased to be very Kracious to me and that I did not readily respond to the witching wiles which told so tremendous ly on others seemed to cause her some ei'ut cuiignn. "Once 1 found her gazing at me ear nestly, as if she would fathom the reason why I aione should be so impervious to berchaims. Heavens!" he added, re flectively, ' how could she have been so lovely, yet so devoid of heart? I some times wonder if it could possibly be that Harry was right after all. Ou the day that I received the news of his departure lor tho .Egyptian army, twayed by regret at his exile and resentment at its cause, I uiude a remark in her heariug which may have seemed a little harsh. It was to the effect that I fe!t nothing but contemptuous scoTH-for a . - - 1 -k woman who encouraged tho honest love of a poor man, when she had no thought all tho while but to sell herself to a rich one. She turned on me for an instant with hurt, wounded eyes, and 1 saw that my shaft had struck home. She was kinder than ever to Whitcomb after that, and when we all left a week later Bhe woro a handsome diamond ring, nnd it was currently reported that they were engaged. , - "No doubt she lives in elegance now in hor Now Orlaans home, and is able to gratify every wish of her worldly heart. A humble home with one she loved and who loved her would be nothing to a woman like that," he added, bitterly. "Such a home and such a love as you could have offered her," thought his friend. "And did you never ask whether they wcro really married or not(" he asked. "Why should I r" answered the olieer, wearily. "It is something I've tried Aht havn Villi linntll " ha intnrnintnil 1 himself hastily, "that the Waohinctun Artillery has been ordered to our relief, and that Whitcomb is in command? 'Hence these tears,' or rather this retro spect of two years agone." "Are they needed?" "Great heavens I Edwin, has no ono told rou that we are in a desperate strait; The bridge is burned before us, tho enemy is at our backs, and unless we escape by some ford to-night we shall be attacked in the inorning and com pletely overcome. At nine o'clock, which is near, I am to meet atthishouso 'a friend so the noto is signed who is to show me the way to the ford. It was a courageous offer too, for much of the track, it is supposed, lies under tho enemy's fire. . But it is time for prepara tion, and I mustsay good-bye. God bo with you, dear friend; I will write you in a few days if we aro rescued from this anaro." And with a hearty hand-shake he was gone. A figure on horseback stood at the gate. "Is this the guide;" asked Cap tain Trevoir, as he advanced. "It is," was the reply in a woman's sweet, low voice. "There is some mistake, " cried the young man in surprise. ""JJo, there is no misttke," the lady replied. "I came for this purpose from my father's nlantati on. three miles lielnw hand near tho ford, this afternoon, and iiuve oniy ueen waiting until the hour arrived." "How did you reach here?" "I made a detour through the woods on the south side of tho stream, and crossed to this point in a skiff." "Did you come alone f" "Yes, for I could not trust the ser vants in such a case, and my father and brothers are in the armv. No one knows it my intention but yourself and my mend." "Then I beg of you, madam, to give me directions as clearly as you can, and turn back at once to tho home of your friend. It is more than possible that the path lies near the line of tho enemy's picket. 1 could not think of permitting you to accompany mc." "And I," she answered firmly, "could think of nothing that would induce me to return." Ah I that sweet, tantalizing voice, where had he heard it before? "We must stnrt," slio said. "Follow me closely. Should I fall, pish on as best you lan until you see a largo house well lighted. The ford is near. Should you fall," with a breuk in the soft tones. "I will turn back to the enmn nnd unidn another." . What a brave, unselfish spirit this was ! What intrepidity was shrined in this weak woman's form I lir, athlcsslv and in silenco thev tr.i. ersed the threatened path. Tho durk river rolled at one side of them; on the other, any bush or tree might hold a lurking foe. The night was dark and still. 1 ach sound could be heard with startling distinctno-s. Suddenly a voice ouite near cried out: "Who goes there?" The two urged their horses wduly for ward, and a bullet whi.cd nast i.i the air, then another, and another, but now they wore at last out of rango. 'Are yon hurt?" asked Captain Tre voir, with trembling anxietv. n then slai kened a moment their pace. "No; but that was very close, was it noti" Vou should never have subjected yourself to such terrible possibiti ties," no uuswcreu, almost angrily. "I was not tliinkhi! of ir myself," she said. ilore than a mile of the winding. ' danger-beset path had been passed, and the worst would soon bo over. 15utj scarcely had Captain Trevoir nml li-:1 guide started on the second mile when ! again the command "Halt!" was heard' and so near that they could dimly dis- j cern the figure of a man but six feet i away. Again they urged their hor.-cs : forward. Again cvno the singing bul- j let, but this time it found a mark, nnd j its course was followed by a groan. I "iou are nurt: cnou tlie young ofli- I iu gruvesi souciiuue. "Jly nirht arm is slit?htlv wound,.,! I will guide the horse with mv left," the lady replied. "But for heaven's sake let us push on !" ti, tue airouy of the next few inn. incuts for the wounded guide! How hard to throw oil the deadly faintuess which threatened each moment to over whelm her I She heard ns in a dream tho words. "We are safe at lust." when ih lighted house came into view; then knew no more until she awoke to rind her head, with its mass of soft, loosened hair, pillowed on the young olliccr's breast. Ho held her tenderlv. and guided his horse as best he miijbt. "Iou can turn back now." she said. rousing herself; "the ford is near, and though the way has been tortuous, vou can surely find it again. I will keep tho tires iu the house blazing, and when you arrive with your troops, a guide will con duct you to the ford." I will never leave you, madam, ex cept within your father's door. You have been wounded, and for us. No matter what the urgency of our cao, I W'll see you where you can be cared for." "This is nothing," she auswered quietly; "Ihave suffered from far deeper wouuds." The pained significance of her tone sharply touched him. "Will you tell me your name?" he asked earnestly. "Your voice is like that of a former frieud. Beside, I must know to whom we are ao immeasurably in debted." ".My name is lot unknown to you, Cuptaia Trevoir; I have even heard you mention it this very night." A quick and fatal rcvcalation stunned him. "Is it Clayton Garrett or Clayton Whitcomb?" ho asked huskily, after a moment's pause, while his heart stood still for the answer. "Clayton Garrett." coldly. "Arnold Whitcomb was for years engaged to my cousin, who is now his wife. I was never influenced by tho motives which two years ago, and again to-night, you so freely attributed to me. You labored under a mictake." "Good God I Clayton, do you ppcak tho truth? Havo I iu thought and deed so cruelly wronged you? If so" after a pauso filled by tierce mental conflict "my suffering for the pist two years will be but slight indemnity for the in justice I have done." "I did not love your friend," she con tinued, in quiet vindication. "If I had, rich or poor, I should have married him; and heaven is my witness," earnestly, "that I did not Mead him on.' I was too absorbed, perhaps too thoughtless as to results; but, oh: I was not a 'heartless coquette.'" "Say no more," he answered, with a groan; "every word you utter enters my heart liko a two-edged blade. My own weapons have been turned against me. How harsh, how unjust 1 have been I How cruel to the oue who, despite all the unkind thoughts I hav endeavored to foster against her, has been dearest of nil the world to me fot more than two years I My punishment will bo bitter, but, Miss Garrett, you wilj have tho sweet satisfaction of know ing that you have been and yet will bo avenged." "ho not speak to me so," she cried; "we have come through great danger together. You have yet to go and come again. l et us be at peace iu the short tune lofu" "At peace!" bitterly, "when my whole heart is filled to breaking with love foi you, and yours holds nothing but resent ment for inc." They were riding now up the avenus to the lighted house. For an instant she lifted her eyes to his, but in tho half-light he conld not read their ex pression. "Please set me down near this rustic bench," slio sa d; ".twill least alarm my mother if I enter alone." Ho lifted her gently from the horse. "And is this good-bye?'' ho asked with whitening lips. "It is," fhe answered coldly, "foryou must hasten on. There is need for great dipatch " "Then good-byo, Clnyton,"in broken tones. ".Slay God bless and restore you, darling, and may He see lit to reward you nobly for this night's brave work." JSo other word of tho sorrow gnawing so cruelly at his heart, and he was gone. ilo had mounted his horse. "Arthur," she cried wildly, "come back." In nn instant he was at her side. "I may never see you again," she panted; "there must be truth between us now. It wasforyoursakethati acted as guide to-night. Vou have vouchsafed ; mo nothing but pain from tho first, but, oh! my lo.e, I have always loved you." "Clayton, dearest, can this be true? 1 j do not deserve such happiness. But, if ! I am spare I, a whole lifetimo of love nnd : devotion si; 'I atone. This is our be trothal as v 1 ns good-bye," he whisp-cred,-as he cla-ped her close to his pas sionately throbbiug hcart.und left a kisa i ou tho tender, upturned lips. And on the morrow thu enemy heard i that a part of 1 orrest's troop, w hom they : had considered as snared and hemmed in. h id been guided to a ford, and had thus escaped in the night. Mjird't Maja zine. ' The Madeira Arcliipelngo. Though Madeira is tho chief of the Madeiras, it ought not to make one qnite oblivious of the rest of tho little uri'h pelago Away to the East of it are j some islets rising steeply from the water so steeply, indeed, that except on the i calmest days it is impossible to laud ou ! them. These are tho Dcsertas. The largest of them is sk mi'cs aud a half in i length. Not a soul li.es upon them, i This is rather odd when one remembers how the tiny, infertile rocks of tho j Faroes iu ihe stormy North are peopled j with hardy and happy men and women, i Tho De-ertas, however, aro devoted to j wild goats and rabbits, who are rarely ' disturbed even by an adventurous geologist, or naturalist, or the crew of a ! smack Irom tho island bent upon picking ; the orchil weed from its rocks. North east of .Madeira is I'oito Santo, about as long as the largest of the Dcsertas, and three miles wide. Its hills re bold and jagged, lismg to about 1 "Midfeet. But where tlie land falls to a level by the sandy shore is a group of houses which goes by the name of the Villa. Hero a lieutenant-governor holds proud rule over the 1 (0 inhabitants of the island, who earn a living by the grapes and grain they coax from the ruddy and olive hillside, nude of trees, l'orto Santo received its name, as a mark of their sanation, iroin certain Portuguese mann ers who in II I'J were driven out to sea as far us the Madeiras. In I l.'O the 1'iinceof I'ortugal sent au expedition to investigate ihee island, new to man kind They were then coio.ii.ed, and I y annexed to the crown of i'ortu- , . It is i-uiious that the Madeiras should have been found completely destitute of hum in inhabitants at a nine when tho Canaries their near neighbors were all peopled by so called barbarians of aveiy le.narkable type. Cummtrciid Aicertiser. Tho Pulse of Domesticated Animals. The puhe iu all animals varies some what even wheu in lull health and at rest. A full stomach may iucrejse the number of beats and so will high tem perature, but, as a rule, we must say that the pulse oi a healthy horse w hen at rest should rauge between thirty-six and forty-six about forty beats may be con sidered normal. Iu the ox and cow abmit forty to forty-five, but after a full meal it m iy increa-e ten beats or even more without indicating disease. In sheep, goats, and p if the pulse is from sever. ty to eighty beats, and in the dog 1 ..I. . . I .1 .. ,1 ,r eighty to one nuuureu. 1 he puhe may be leu wneiever a large artery crosses a bone, nnd iu the horse it is geuerully ex amined ou the (ord which crosses over the bone of thu lower aw iu front of its curved position, or on the bone ridge over the eye. A rapid, hard, and full pulse is an indication of h.'.i fever oi iutiumiuation. hfl irregular puUa indi cates heart disease. A'-w Y-ik iu.i. HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. Home-Made Lamp Rhade. Lamp shades are made now in all sorts of designs and variety of color. Some' of the prettif'st are home male. They aro made of a plainly colored slindo, those of a dark back groundbeing the better. On this arynasted figures cut from vari ous engravings. Human figures have tho tJtaaslfcct. Met , women, horses, dogs, or anything in various positions neatly cut out, look very pretty when shown up with a light underneath them. They remind ono very much tfJlie old shadow pantomfcakc. After they TTuve been se curely pasted on the shade the figures may be colored or not, according to the tasto of the designer, but they must be covered with shellac or some "line varnish. An old lamp stand that has grown shabby may bo made to look very pretty, ami old work boxes, or acrcens, on which larger figures can be used, "will look ar tistic. Mail a id Exire t, ' Mock Turtle Soup. Put a well-seasoned calf's head in a soup kettle with two quarts of cold water and some salt to three pounds of head, and set it on a good liio. At the end of half an hour, the scum will ha-o risen to the surfnee and the water will begin to boil. Set the kettle back: add a gill of cold water and take oil all the scum. Now add one carrot, half as much tur nip, o"e onion, with two cloves, one leek, one stalk of celery, one of parsley, ono bay leaf and two cloves of gnrlic. Sim mer until the head is cooked, but is not toosoft; strain the broth and set the calf's head aside to cool. When cool cut four ounces of the skin into dice. Put two ounces of butter into a saucepan and set it ou Ihe fire. When melted add one tablespoonful of flour, stir, and, when turning brown, add three pints of broth and boil for five minutes; add the fout ounces of calf's head dice, four ounces of tru lles or mushrooms cut into dice, or two ounces of each, and boil five minutes. While boiling cut two hnrd boiled eggs and half a lemon into dice nnd put them iu the soup tureen, pour tho boiling broth over them and serve. Brooklyn Citi.en. How to Use Stale Bread. Slices of bread, no matter how stale, make good toast, if held for an instant over glowing coals. Pile them neatly on a plate aud send to thu table hot; or dip each slice quickly in a dish of boil ing water to w hich has been ndded u largo lump of butter and a little snlt This is called water toast, and should be served in a heated, covered dish. If milk toast is preferred, pile these dipped slices in a deep dish; boil a pint of milk, stir in a teaspoonfnl of corn starch moistened with cold milk or water, a largo lump of butter and a lit tle salt. Stir all together until it bo gins to thicken, then pour over tho toast. Slices of stale bread are delicious spread with butter and browned in a quick oven, with a thin slice of cheese laid on each, and put back in tho oven long enough to melt the cheese. They are nice also dipped in a batter made of one egg, one cup of milk, ono cup of flour and one-half teaspoouful of salt; fried in hot butter or dripping until a light brown, and used as a bteukfast or tea di:h, or eaten with molasses or sugar as dessert Slices of toast are appetizing with poached eggs on top, or a spoonful o Lash, minced fish, Welsh rare-bit, as paragas, etc. Or they may bo cut in small 8 juarcs and ndded to the soup as it goes to table. Croutons, used with strained soups, are smull squares of stale bread fried brown. Slices of bread spread with butter may be laid on top of a good custard and baked in the usual manuer. Or tlioy may bo laid in a dish alternately with stewed or preserved fruit, a custard poured over them, and baked. Bits aud broken pieces of bread should be spread on a pie plate or baking-pan, and browned slowly in an oven, with the door open; rolled (while still hot) on a bread-boaid, and put away in tin boxes or air tight jars. They will be found far nicer than cracker crumbs for dip ding oysters, chops, cutlets, small fish or anything else which is fried in egg and cracker. They are also delicious stirred in browned butter, nnd sprinkled over tho top of meat dumplings; or used for potatoes au grutiu, tomato farci, etc. They a'so make delicate and delicious puddings. Juu.vtciJi: 1 tec I pes. Giiaiiam C'aki-. Ono cup of brown sugar, one cup of sour cream, two eggs, two cups of i raluiin llour, ono teaspoon ful of soda, a little salt and cinnamon if liked. If thu cream is not sour, use les-i soda. Do not stir toe stilf. Hickouy-m r Caki-'. One-half cup of butter, two cups of sugar aud four eggs, beaten separately; thtee cups of tour, one half cupof sweet milk, two teaspoon fills of baking powder, two cups of hickory-nut meals, minced, one teaspoou ful of extract of vanilla. Coki i:i:. Tako one tablespoonful of oolTec for each person, put in a thin muslin sack and pour s!o ly over boil iug water enough to make tho umouut required; let stand ten minutes, then take out the sack containing the grounds and thecoilee is ready for use. Bnmv.N Bi;i:n. Scald oue cup of Indian meal, add to this one piut of sweet milk aud stir tdl the meal is welt mixed, three fourths cup of molasses, oue teaspoouful each of suit and soda, aud giahain meal, enough to make a batter that will pour with great dif ficulty. This makes oue laige loaf, l ake one and one-half lours. Bl.u k Si'K k Caki:. The yolks of ! four eggs; mix two tea-poonf'uls aud a half of baking powder in two cups aud a half of Hour, oue cup of brown sugar, half cup of syiup, half cup (if milk, half cup of butter. The butter must be melted after being measured and stiried with the sugar ; two teaspoonfuls and a half of powdered cloves, one teaspoou ful of cinnamon, the same of allspice; the spices must be put into the Hour, the syrup added alter tho sugar and butter aro stirred together, then the eggs and milk. The papers say that "wine is disap pearing from tlie table." .Mis. Iluisihe, who keeps a boarding Louse, suys she has Dot iced ihe mine peculiarity in bread, butter, beef, potatoe and other eatables. .V rots'. rtcix JUratd, INDIA RUBBER HUNTERS. GATHERING CAOUTCHOUC IN THB SENSE BRAZILIAN FORESTS. The Simple rrocesjT of Obtaining the Valuable Sap The Final Op eration of Slaying anil Smoking. The valuable India rubber tree is found on the.Amay.on, in Bra.il, and on all rivers nributary to it. It is found in great abMidance on tho rivers Xinqu, Peru tfnd Madieras, and is also found on the islands at the moal'Jtta.the Ama'on, aud on many islands up the great Ama zon lliver. The e tall trees are found isolated from one another in the midst of other trees of the forests, always in a swampy soil, generally near the liver banks, and grow to various hcightlyi and diameters, with spreading branches and small, bright, green leaves. The bark is of a gmiy color. In theirier rivers the gatherers must wait untykthe high waters or floods reach a keijfct of til ty or sixty feet, while in others much less. The gatherers in the rivers below must wait until the floods reach them, and then, as with the gatherers on the rivers above, they grasp the opportunity thus afforded every six months of floating or conveying by boat the results of their accumulations of India rubber gathered during the one half year. This is repeated twice yearly. The swamps whsre this work is carried ou are generally haunted by fevers, the food supply is irregular and tho water is full ol impurities, so that the rate of mortality is high. The people are, how ever, fond of this pursuit, because of the freedom from restraint, tho regi.lar hours of work, and the compensation of very high wages per day. A gatherer will earn enough in two days to keep him tho remainder of the week, hence the industry is a demoraliz ing one, und it is properly regarded as the bane of agricultural pursuits in the valley of tho Amazon. The export of India rubber is subject to a heavy gen eral government and provincial tax. The attempts to form rubber planta tions on the Amazon have met with suc cess. The trees require twenty years from the timo of planting to reach a size sufficient for tapping, after which they yield constantly for many yeurs. The returns arc thus slow, but as there are no land taxes and plantations re quire so little care, the investment may be regarded as a good one. Whilst tapping may be going on in one section in others the floods may prevent it. The trees are being tapped the year round, but the receipts of rub -bcr at Para perceptibly diminish in tlie months of May, June, July and August. The new crop may be said to commence arriving at Para about the 1st of tep tember. The process of tapping is simplo nnd is accomplished by taking a hatchet es pecially adapted to this purpose and striking the bark in such a manner ns to produce a perpendicular incision two or three inches in length and one-half inch in width. Before cutting the bark a small funnel-shaped cup is stuck to the tree with the aid of a sticky mud below where the point of incision is made. Iinmcd ate y after this incision is mado a milky white fluid begins to flow into the t.n funnel, which has a ca- Eacity of one pint of the fluid. A nuiu er of incisions may bo made iu each tree, this depending on the skill of tho gatherer. The cups are left to fill, from 8 .. v. until 4 p. v., when the gatherers col lect the fluid in a ten-quart iron bucket. The cups are then replaced and their collection at the same hour every even ing goes on for several days. Then the gatherer passes to another tree and con tinue the same process. The iron bucket is carried to the outside of the huts and the contents thrown into oue large galvanized iron basin, lioldug many gallons. Close to this is constrm ted a large lurnace.made especially for th. ir purpose iu Knidand. with au inverted funnel on the top: inside of Ihe oven aro thrown the steds of palms called ru cury" and "lraja," whichever may bo most conveniently lound at baud, but the "Lrucury" is tho best. Paddle', with lonu handles and rounded Hat'enla'gement at the end, are then taken and dipped into the basin of fluid continually and held iu the smoke caused by tlie burning of tlie palm teeds la process which gives elasticity to the rubber), and is constantly turned, until the milk becomes dried on the paddle.aud is of "n dark black ""color; this ope ntiou is coiiiimitju iiiiiu a large lump oi r.ib ber is formed by the constant dipping and drying in the heat and smoke com ing from the funnel. 'I his lump weighs irom ten to uiirty pounds. ' im work must bo done within two hours, or ti e fluid in the basin will coagulate and give an inferior quality called coarse or "ser nnuiby," this is foand at the bottom of the basin of coagulated juico, aud is mixed with that which drops around thu basin and furnace during the smoking arid drying process. This inferior quality is better thau the be-t qualities brought from Honduras, Africa, etc. The first grade, called "Fine," is thu most thoroughly aud uni formly smoked, and, therefore, has the most elasticity aud is perfectly smooth. The second quality, called ".Medium," has white spots through it, caused by uuskillful smoking and slaying, though the elasticity is the same. The operation of slaying and smoking is not a healthy one, owing to the smoke arising from the palm seed. .Yew (Ji Unni Tini's-I) Morrn'. A Talented and Garrulous Crow. l''ive and forty years ago .Mr. Adams, of Georgetown, Ky., had a crow that was next to Henry flay in the alfei tious of its people. Though wholly ef. taught, it could talk well enough to outswear the army iu Flanders, auswered to the UHme of Pete, went to every race meeting thereabout and shouted "(io!" so naturally that the jockeys ofteu took a false start. In addition, he delighted equally in musters and bog killings, would hover over the soldieis or ll:e porkers in equally e'tish glee, and if anybody displeased it would scream out. Pete was al-o u terrible thief and au inveterate drunkard; yet, withal, such a merry sprite, that when he was shot by accident Iij was giveu the largest fuueral ever seen in Georgetown, lie was buried in a small, hsndsoino coMiti with tolling bells and minute guns--uud all the chil dren, far aad near, wore uiouruiug for many days. k,'itrtitra , I A'tttrtin-r. THE SURPRISE. Joy met Sorrow In a place Where the branches interlace. Very secret, still and sweet. Safe from all profaning fet. "Why art here!" Joy, startle-!, cried; "Why art here:" gray Sorrow sighed. "I cams here to weep," said Joy. "Tears nre ever my employ," Murmured Sorrow. "Yet I see Tears as grateful were to thee. Come, young novice, and be taught How to ease thy heart o'erfraught,' Joy sat down at Sorrow's feet. And was taught a lesson sweet. Fain would he make kind return; "Sorrow, art too old to learnt Jsoy: Then tarry yet a while, Tdl I've taught thee how to smile'." Since that hour the two have leen Hound as by mysterious kin; Since that hour they so exchange 7enrs and smiles, 'tis nothing strange If sometimes n puzzled heart Scarce can toll the twain apart. -Kdith Thomas, in Boston Transcript, Ill'MOR OF THE DAT. (Jot the stuff in him An effigy. Babes in tho wood Wooden dolls. Potomac flats Washington dudes. All poets have trouble with their feet. Cuts a good figure An expert sculp tor. A raco across the Atlantic The Eng lish. The still alarm An overwound Ameri can clock. " Tho Port of London Logwood and currant wine. ' A matter of some weight Fropos'ng to a 1 )t'-poutid widow. A touching sight A small boy ic vesti gating u newly painted door. The immediate delivery swtcm Your money or your life. llo Um (Ja:e'ti: A woman should bo able to do moro than a man. She has a slighter hand. A neighbor had so natural a picture of a hen that it laid in his drawer for a week. The reason why a sailor is called a tar is because he is constantly pitched about by the ocean. No matter how good a man may be, wheu he ships as a seaman he gets into a mess. (he in. At a Montana wedding: Justice "Arise! Crab hands! Hitched! Six dollars. Cash up; no trust " A wave on which many a poor follow has been carried away is the wave of a lacc-edged cambric handkerchief. When ball nnd bnt are put away, And icy winter's here. Tlie chilis have plenty lime to braa; Of what they il do next year. There is a man iu New York who, it is said, can cat nine pouuels of steak at a silting. Hois the greatest steak-hoi U?r we ever knew. Kdisou's phonograph has one merit that is worthy of consideration. It never talks unless talked to. But, on the other hand, it talks back. Xew York Xeim. Do Smithville (at the theatre) "Do you like tragedy, Miss Butcher." Miss Butcher "tdi, I dote ou it. I aways attend papa's s'aughtei-houso twice a week." The funeral of a Colorado editor who charged a State olliciul with being such n dastardly robber that he would rifle a cannon, was largely attended. UVu'u ing'on Critic. . 'O to One of the saddest sights in thisrV of ups and downs is to see au "I KnoW Sly liedeemeth l.ivcth"' motto exposed for sale iu a pawnbroker's window. Ace Y-.rk Mer ury. In Iceland it is tho custsm for every body to kiss everybody else he meets, it re quires a good deal of skill in Iceland to meet only the people you would really like to see. & mo mile Journal, A St. I.ouis physician has cured a woman of chronic nervousness by com pelling her to spend four weeks in a boiler factory, where she couldn't hear herself talk. Detroit Fre' VVc.i. There is a wealthy man uptown who doei not hire a pew iu church, becau-o he believes iu paying ns he goes. Ho goes twice a year and drops a nickel iu the box each time. Mi id York ,v. Hi.sband (severely) "What! mrro mcney. Suppose I was dead you'd have to beg for jour cash." Wife (ialmly) "It wo ddu't be a i though I had never had any practice, sir." I'liiwjo Mule. Young TiTcs ifaiut hearted, "Just think, angel mine, how poor 1 am. Why, what could 1 iiiaka of you?" Shu (bravely "Well, you could make Mrs. Tillies of me if you had any nerve." Wttslitnytoii t'ritie. "llull'a'o! Buffalo !" shouted the biake man, looking iu the car duor as thu train reached that city. ".' y Jove! 'ex claimed the excited llnglish tourist, "my gun is in the luggage room, you know !" -Mail ait I l:'rj, irm, A cat sat ou the old tuiek feuee, his eo mades all hu l lied, Audttsa natural conse Uciie things t!ew aiitmt Ins hiad tlo;tjacks, buttles, stools and bricks, tb, iteulilmrs wild did lire,' Hut h Ins i h ifs u.,1 e iliuly lick an I ioidly yelled .Ma ri a!" "-see bete, my friend," said a farmer to a tramp, "you've been lyiu' in ihe shade of that fence lor over th tteen hours. Ain't it 'bout time to move on;'1 "If you sny so," replied the tramp.strug gling to hi feel, "1 s'pose it is. I'm only 1 1 y in' to make my shut "t as long ns possible. ' ' . Asa specimen of the ponderous legal witticism, Mr. Barou Huddleston's 'atest obiter dictum is not bad. ".such was the iutiicacyof the lunacy laws," said his lo:dship, 'that ibeyhada teudency to reduce persons who guve au abstruse study to ihcm into persons for whose benefit they were intended." Tore Off Her Buoy's Eyelid. The thiee-year-old daughter of Mr. aud Mrs. Pat Carroll, of Kast -Ninth street, Sprin .tii Id. Ohio, was playing with a button hook, and iu some way got it raugbt in an eyelid. The mother did not know it was hooked iu tlie flesh uud grabbed the child by the arm to take the l ook from it. This act caused the hook to actually tear oi the loer lid of the eya. Cmrin nat i l.ii.vrer. . ' 0