iu.r-jf mourn s I pt.-'liilii-d rrny W.1hmJi j, y PUB j J. C WCNK. rtf . In Bvnrh-.igo ft Co.'a Building '. I i . -4 stti.;.. ... tiosimta, r OnsOotw TOrrr, , . I. BO par Year. rwwtvei for 1 iUerlmr parlod mlir.(t4 from rK pftrta f h VOL. XXI. NO. 3G. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, JAN. 2, 1889. Sl.50 PER ANNUM. ron4t will M Ultra of ftAonjmoui adnaea, Jek wark-eata w MUtt ) i The European rowers have come to a agreement to exterminate the African elave-trado. In the not very remote future all vexa tions Indian question may disappear for lack of Indians. Mr. flondiKn, English Chancellor of tlio Exchequer, ha decided to abandon tlie proposed wheat tux, .. t . ' . Tl-o ranches and large farms of South ' em California are slowly but sloadily oi ing cut up into small farm. The Farmer? 7J.ri thinks there is no longer reason to doubt that the potato crop of the present season is the largest ever grown In the United States. A society lias been formed in Ger-."s-!r,under the rrc.43sBCj of rrofosoi Cnoi'-t, to introduce sauitary improve incuts i u small dwelling la Berlin. Acr.ordingto tin judicial statistics of England $ut issed, fifty murders are aiinually ommiltod in London, the per puuaters of which e-caps and are novcr dc'fctcd. . As an crldvao of tho fact that Ira- 5 uid has quieted down very considerably of lute the operation of the crimes act 1ms been suspondod in certain portions of the County of Clare. - - Fete Olslon, at Los Angolas, Cal.,1Tie othi-r tried to commit suicide. He shot himself in the abdomen. The bul let went Jhrough aud struck byitandcr named Gillespie, killing him mttantly. Olston will live. Tha To 'i: to- -wj.i says: "Small lost would, '.' be if Ainoiicans dls- curded it. It is r absolutely without meaning in its current use, and does nothing to compensate for the time it takes to write it.-' Tho'new cniitilever bridge at Mem-jihit,-Tn.,-Vill be immense. It will ronsisttif a channel span 770 feet in leneth. There will be two other spans, a Ir 020 feet in length. The bridgo v ill le thirty-two feet in width. The i-ot will be $ J, 2 50,000. A Brooklyn man Intends to start goat farm, which he thinks will bring him so a day. lie will stock it with revenfy-five goats, and as the ordinary ;'"Rt will give three pints of mil a day 1 o calculates upon ninety quarts per day .,: twelve to fifteen ceuts quart. The announcement of the death ol ' Schlpycry'tue Inventor of "VcHapuk," coutiadicted by Mr. Schcyler himself his papor, the I' lupfi ka'Ud tnodik. s iva he has been dangerously ill, and i received the last sacraments of the I., but he has been cured by 'the ! of Baden. leading minds of France have to the conclusion that the natiouat l of education is defective on its i side, and efforts are now bo'nsr "acclimatize cricket, football, American baseball in French Minister of Education has favor of athletio ex 's recalls , in that ar days, , . oi a sail he .trinutes at Kiltery, i was the only time that his . touched the soil of the Fine f election incidents runioi nia, where one (har.os fouyh tuit against he au ifi rofiised his vote. Ho was a buliy In a cabbage field, p as "vabbnge" till he called ills and the election folk va h i ballot because they VtJuid could not know his - there, are now 18,000 'O.O'lO pupils, 17, emu lA igb schools, fshjppcrs in the -ty normal schools, Vimiveritios, and l seijiiiiuries. They LOOO.UUU worth of Southera fitates, 'Northern States, if valuation. t'y and nud vha ed if J 'unctuui y v it muki?? irds in his king n at the Duuioh vereiga is not ttis. second, to follow his i f. for auv iiiu. The m e rather an M him, hulf iu nuuyuuce, ti:u.)e has V V lor L TIS BETTER TO FORGET. I've seen the household dark and lone ' Where once the friendly aatrala shone, And to the haunts of hirpand hymn There earn no tone. Oh, vanished forms of bowor and hall, That Memory's fadeless lamps recall, The myrtle twine around your graves, And snowllakes fall I Bo near the doors of Ood we live, Bo near theearth, ah, who would give A single word to draw a tear, Or one receive! Bo near the earth where graves lie wet, Too near for heartache and regret; 'Tis better to forget each wrong, And all forges. Trust on and wait, whate'et befall, Iet Memory's lamps but love recall; Live thou thy better self thy wrongs, Forget thorn all. So near to earth, so near to heaven, Forgive them all, and be forgiven And other hearts shall nobly strive, Where thou hast striven. Time tolls the truth, and pleas.intly The winters change, aud o'er the sea The purple swal ows singing come, ' Unloosed and free. ' Bo hnppler days await tby trust; Though others wrong thee, yet be just, Bo near the doors of Ood is life, , Bo near the dust Live oa-hy toroti.of life must fade, Love on fy,th'will fall the shade, Trust on, till each withholds hand In thine he laid. Bo shall Hji4rtTtiar no regret, , Be tore thy lapses will forget, And violets kiss thy grave at last, ' " . With tear drops wet '-tttftkiah' fridttricoi th, in Youth's Com panion. . ..STELLA'S; ENGAGEMENT. . "It's too bad ; . . Pretty Mrs. Marth.sittlng on the edge of the bed in her hundsomely-furnished room, gave vent to the warmth of her supposed feelings in this time-hnnorod decimation of displeased people. She said it with excitedly flushed cheeks, and with tears in her fine, black eyes. -What's too bad." Philip March de manded, striding in from tho hall, with his hat in his hand and overcoat on his arm. This," aaid his wife, in a voice that trembled touchingly. She indicated tho album lying "tm her lap-. 'Well, what's tho matter with that';" said her husband, patting a sympathetic arm about her. They had been married only four years, and he was still guilty of An oc casional act of the aort. "Look atMlmt:" was the" tragic re spoure. " Mrs. March's finger touched, with shrinklug repulsion, the photograph of a gentleman. It was a gentleman of apparent middle age, with an astonishingly broad fuce, above which a forest of hair stood in perpendicular stiffness. The chins there were two distinct chins were orna mented by an ungraceful tuft of scraggy beard. The eyes were so light in color that they had made no particular impres sion on the fdiolographer's pUto. The note was broad and fiat, and the ears prominent. Trolly tough customer. Odd he didn't break the camera," Philip ob served. "Well, what about him?" "What? Btella'a engaged to him:" Mrs. Match burst forth. Iter bust and stared at her in silent consternation. The notes of a piano and the sound of two voices, in talk and laughter and snatches of aduet, floated up from below. 'Oh, I do wish I hadn't invited her bere!" cried Mrs. March, tremulously. "Hear her down there with Avery Wil son! Howranshet It's perfectly plain that he's awfully in love with her, and she's been deliberately encouraging him and leading him on over since she's been bere. It will iut break his heart, and be the ruin of him I I'm perfectly sure he'll either take to drink, or shoot him selfand he's $o nic and all for that heartless gH. I don't care if she u my cousiu, she's a heartless ereature. And he's seemed so sweet aud lovely all this t:;ue." "Well, but you don't mean 'it?" tatd Philip, slowly, gazing down incredu lously at the photograph. "C h, there s no mistake!" said Mrs. March, with the hardness of despair, "She was showing me her album just be fore Avery came, and when she got to tbia this thing! (she's got her own op posite It see '.) she stopped artd said: 'Oh, I haven't told you about dear ofcl HliimeaberKcr, have I?' JJlumentwger, Philip! .And alio said that he's tho orginist of the fhoir of which she's soprano, and that he got her the position in the first place, and how perfectly lovely he h yes, she called him lovely, Philip, and fairly raved about him, aud declared she thought everything of himl Hut I hope she doesn't think I believe that. And she went on to say it made me almost faint, Philip thas-they're engaged, and are going to be for a year longer. I should want to be engaged fifty year bcf. 1 1 married him. 'Engaged, Stella II ik ?ey?' 1 sa d, just gasping. 'Why, yet.' she sa'd, ju t as sweet! 'You don't . think I'd have rofused an offer like that, do you, dear? Pro . a. great deal to'V mercenary.' Those are her very words. Aud she looked so aweet -ud iutiocent! How I wanted to shake her! Oh, of course it's his money I You'd know that when you'd seen his dreadful photograph, if sue hadn't said so. l isten to them down there in .the parlor. I juit don't know how I'm go ing to stand it !" "Well, I'm up a stump," said her hus-i-and, with foiceful inelegance, looking in dazed astonishment fiom the elderly and strikingly ugly countenance of Mr. blumenberger to the round,' fretb, charming fuce opposite. "It iau't Ste'U I'm concerned about horrid girl I" said Mrs. .March, severely, snapping the album together, "it's poor Aiory ." Poor A very stayed to lunch; he very commonly did biuce Siella Harvey bad been iu the house. Ua wa nice a bloudeyouug man, lather stout aud ex $tediuiy jo"- He " " mood to day ; he joked and laughed un ceasingly. Mrs. Marsh look t him pityingly from behind the i pot. Mr. Marsh distributee a ciiops with a grave face. Stella, silting calm and pretty in a red, lace-trimmed morning-dress, laughed and chatted with all her usual gaiety. The stern regard of Mrs. March, and the awed and bewildered glances of her husband, passed over her graceful, fluffy head with utter lightness. Her chief attention, indeed, was cen tered upon them. She was listening to Avery Wilson; laughing at his witti cisms, which were copious, and rospon'ff ing to his badinairo with prompt and appreciative brIgtMiess; behaving, in short, as a chnrmiiijjlk girl inevitably be haves with a charming young man Who openly admires her. "Delightful day for sleighing," Avery observed, with his eyes on Stella. "Isn't it." she murmured, without looking through the window. "What do you say to a turn up the road, March 'V A very pu.sued, as he folded up his nljjWdu. "I'll get a double sleigh, and we'll take a spin up, stop at the Half-way House for something hot, and be back by rive. Glad I thought of it!" he said, aa he rose, with an unblush ing attempt to imply that he had not been thinking of it all the morning, "I'll be round by the time you've got your things on. Bundle up, Miss Hitrvey." The hall door slammed behind him a moment later. "How nice !" cried Stella, clasping her annus in impulsive joy. "is n t ne ue lightful?" She floated to the door with a waltz ing step, looking back, sparkingly, over her shoulder, and Hew up stairs. Mrs. March stood in stony horror. "How can Bhe?" she cried, in poignant despair. "How can she bo so unprin cipled, so conscienceless? She isn't dull; she knows perfectly that Avery's in love with her, and that she's leading him on. i can t understand it; she seemed so sweet. And I am sure Aunt Clara is strictly religious. She couldn't have brought her up so to be merceuary,and shallow, and a heartless rlirt. I'm ashamed to think that shc a relative of mine, Philip I" It was a delightful "spiu" to the Half-way House; but the Half-way House was at a distance of some five miles, and they were all chilly when tlioy entered its spacious, many-tabled dining-room atthreo o'clock. Chilly; but, so far as Avery and Stella were concerned, extremely lively. They had had a standing joke all the way up about the blueness pf the letter's nose, which Avery had insisted upon, and which Stella had aa strenuously denied. They had bowed to parties they didn't know, and laughed with puerile gaiety at the effect of the performance. They had eaten a marsh-mallow philo poua, the bet being a polka-dotted calico neck-tie agalnBt a bottle of bandoline, and bad conducted themselves generally in the senseless, mirthful manner which, regretably enough, is so deeply enjoyable during the period of youth. Mrs. March sat in cold silence, while they drank their hot lemoLade and ginger; and while Avery Wilson and her pretty cousin continued to "carry on" with subdued hilarity. Philip looked pained and puzzled and deprecating. The two were relieved whon the glasses were finished, and they had sent something comforting to the driver, aud sauntered into' the parlor for a Inst five minutes by the stove. Mrs. March grasped her husband's arm determinedly as they entered' its door. "I ahull not endure it, Philip," she whispered. "1 can t see her going on so; and poor Avery I am going to tell him. There now! And I hope he will have the good souse to be glad of his escape" And while Fhilip stared in apprehen sive alarm, and Stella straightened her boa and twisted her veil into a yet more coquettish combination before themirror, Mrs. March talked in low and earnest tones to a white-faced young man in the corner. ' . . t Whether it was the Wg, cold ride, and the succeeding hot drinks, or the wearing strength of her painful emotions, or a mixture of both, is a subject for speculation; but certain it is that Mrs. March doed all the way home. She was conscious unpleasantly and yet proudly conscious of Avery's pale and stern-set face opposite her, and of Stella's soft eyes raised to him in fright eued appeal ; and she was conscious of nothing further. She was cozy and comfortable, and the aoap-stoubs were hot; aud she sauk into a peaceful sleep, witn ner lieau on ber husband's arm. She was awakened by the clash of the bells as the sleigh came to a standstill at bur own door. It was almost dark, but Mrs. March could make out Avery's well enveloped form in the act of lifting Stella to the ground ; and she heaved a sigh of relief. . . Sho hud been roused from a dreadful dream that Avery had poisoned him self in her kitchen closet and that Stella had laughed immoderately at the in cident. Indeed, Stella was laughing; so was Avery ; so was Philip. Mrs. Jiurch stared at them all in the licht of the front parlor. Moreover, they were all look In if at her with peculiar brightness. Mis. 51 arch, s latent ana certainly much-tired temper rose. "What ia the jokei", she queried, severely. "1 tie. jokes on you, my love," her husband responded, unsteadily, drawing her down btusido him on the sofa "Decidedly on you," said Avery,glee fully. Mrs. March noted that his hand rested on the further side of Stella's wa st. "Stop, both of you 1" cried Stella.. She looked at ber cousin with her eyes shining with a sweet sympathy, and sud denly broke- away from the detaining arm, and threw herself down beside her, graining her bunds in her own. "We've hud an explanation, Mrs. March," Avery observed, nonchalantly. "We'io engaged." Mrs. Mar.h drew her hands away. "Stella." she cried, "what are you do ing what have you doue? It won't make up for the wickedness of tri)ho' with that poor old wretch to g ve in to Avery now. un, tut now. Oil, what as.; yuii coiuin ; iud I believed bo fldly in you '' joor Mrs. March. iu ai. tot A cried po But .-tella atopptd he yub a lath protesting cry. if !Vou'rWroo drea (Sally w r she gasped. "I never was engaged to dear old Mlumenberger. How could you think it? You mistook me horribly I" she panted. "He's the organist, you know, and I'm the soprano, and we're both engaged for another year; not to each other oh, dear I but to play and to sing. How could you but I won't say that; of course yon didn't know but I would. Aud poor old Blumen berger why, he's poor as a church mouso, or organist, and ho's married, anyhow, and got eight children I" Avery Wilson burst into a roar at the climax, and Philip guiltily joined him. rather pale, nut Mrs. March looked grave and "I'm so clad!" she murmured faintly. "But, oh, I never shall forgive myself!" "But I forgive you'." cried tell a, sweetly and gaily. "Me, tool" said Avery, graciously, joining the three on the sofa with a blissful laugh '."Saturday Ni'jht, A Romance of the War. A gentleman from' Missouri, who is now in Washington, tells the Baltimore Ameri-an correspondent of a romantic incident that fell under his observation in Western Missouri during the war. About forty miles east of Kansas City, and near the little village of Kingsville, in Johnson County, there lived a man named Harris, who had two daughters. The elder of tho two was called Miza. Those ware rough times, and very few" people were permitted to live in that part of Missouri. Quantrell recruited most of his celebrated guerrilla hand from that section. One of his men was Si Porter, a tall, straight, athletic young man, pf quiet demeanor, but great courage. Quantrell counted him one of his best men. He and Eliza Harris met and fell in love. She was a bold, determined girl, of strong physique, and she resolved to marry Porter and share his fortunes in the saddle. She did so, and was a sort-of daughter of tho regiment to Quantroll's command during one entire summer of their lighting and raiding on the Mis souri and Kansas borders. She endured all the privations and dangers of one of the most reckless forms of guerrilla war fare ever known, and escaped with her husband unharmed. When the war wai over they wont to California,- where Porter fell into a profitable business and made a fortune, and to-day that same Eliza Harris and Si Porter are in IV : looking after the education pf tin r children. - This ia one of the romances of the Quantrell command that has never been published. ' Wolf-Nursed Children. In "An Account Sf Wolves Nurturing Children in their Hens," published in 1853 by Colonol Slccman, an experienced officer of the Indian army, are recorded a number of such cases as are indicated in the title. In one instance, near Sul tanpoor, in 1847, a wolf was seen to leave her den, followed by three wholpa and a l.ttle boy. The boy went on all fours,aud run as fast as the whelps could. Ho was caught with dilliculty, and had to be tied to keep him from rushing into holes and dens. He was alarmed when grown-up persons came near him, and tried to steal away. But if it was a child, he would rush at it with a fierce snarl, like a dog's, and try to bite it. He rejected cooked meat, but seized raw m at greed dv, put it on the ground under his hands, like a doz, and ate it with evident pleasure. He would not let any one come near hijn while he was eating, but made no objection to a dog coming and sharing his food with him. He died in August, 18 10, and after his death it was remembered that bo had never been known to laugh or smile. He used signs when he wanted anything, but very few of them except when hungry, and then pointed to his mouth. When his food was placed at some dis tance from him, he would run to it on all-fours, but at other times he would occasionally walk upright. He shunned human beings, and seemed to care for nothing but eating. Papular Scienct MontJdy. The Icy Sahara or the North, . The safe arrival of Dr. Nan-en and his follow explorers at tiodthaab, Green land, it a cause for rejoicing, but whether it is an eveut of much scientific importance is yet to be determined. When the little band of mountain climbers set out on tbia expedition, the plan was to traverse Greenland, the "Sahara of the North," at its widest part, for at least as far north as tho seventieth parallel. That is the region on the Last coast visited by Koldeway and Kcoresby. A march across country would have brought the explorers out on Haiti n Bay at I i ernavik, or at least at Godhaven, aud such a trip, of seven or eight hundred miles, would have laid open to the eye' of science the very hsart of tho mysterious Arctic continent. In stead, the party has appeared at God thaab, on Davia Strait and near the northern point of Greenland. If they struck in at the same latitu le on the other sido, they have merely tramped for a couple of hundred miles across the snow far south of the Arctic Circle, in a country already pretty well known an achievement of no especial value or interest. On Or. Nnnsen'a return to Bergen we shall know whether his expe dition hai been merely a snow-scrambling frolic or a conquest of tho last Hntraveled continent. Veo Yurk. 2i bun: A Victim of Quinine. Marshall Sappington, a police officer in St. l.ouis, has just died in the insane Asylum in that city from the excessive use, it is said, vf quinine, which de ranged his mind. A number of St. Louis physicians who were interviewed in this connectiou g ive it as their opinion that a large number of people in that city are sulTering, not only from amaurosis a bliudness caused by the excessive use of quinine but also from ciachonisiu or quinine deafness. One of the physicians said: "Twenty to forty grains, taken within say ten hours, aie su'licieut to cause amaurosis, and the tegular use of quinine in much smaller quantities dally for a few weeks is almost sure to produce deifnes-i, which sometimes is permanent. I ti.j u'.ry among occulists aud u.ir.Ms ilc- 1 statement that quinine Lhnd I !i prevail ia St. Louis to tfW".; diseases h.iv been he ml of 1 1 r ivf - n i i HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. To Make Fire Klndlera. Take a quart of tar and three pounds of resin, melt thorn, bring to a cooling tern- Scrature, mix with as much coarse saw ust, with a little charcoal added, as can be worked in ; spread out while hot upon a board; when cool, break up into lumps of the size of a large hickory nut, and you have, at a small expense, kindling material enough for a household for one year. They will easily ignite from a match, and burn with a strong blaze long enough to start any wood that i lit to burn. llvuteicifa I A Noted Chef Coffee Recipe. A noted French chef makos coffee by pouring boiling water on the ground berries; after filtering, the water is again boiled and again poured on the collee; and finally a third time. He does not boil the coffee and water together, nor put the coffee in cold water and let it come to a boil. To make good tea, ho says, you must pour boiling water on it and throw it out immediately. Then pour one-third of the boiling water required, put the pot over a steaming apparatus and then add another third, and finally the last third, repcuting the steaming, in order to let it diaw without boiling.- Receipt for Corned Ref. First cover the meat with brine just jtrong enough to barely float an egg, for twenty four hours, take it out and wash it in cold water to take out all the blood, throw : the bloody brine away, and for 100 pounds of beef, or in the same pro portion for other quantities, make a new pickle by dissolving aix pounds of salt, two pounds of brown sugar and two ounces of saltpetre in water sufficint to cover the meat; skim it well before pour ing it on. and if much scum rises on it afterwards before the meat is used up, scald it, skim it and pour it back when cold. Keep in a cool and well ventilated place. For summer keeping or for the Southern States a little more salt should be used. . How to Carve. Poultry requires more careful carving than anything else brought to the tab o. A chicken roasted may be tcmoved from tho dish to the carver's plate; and as fowls are generally served in couples, thia docs not disarrange the coonomy of the table. The fork should be placed on the centre of the breast, and the knife be carried down along the a'.de. - Thon, inserting the knife under the leg, cut down ward i as far us the tail, and beparating tho ligature near the point, when, jerking the leg back, the parts will give way. Next separate the wing with the edge of the knifet and carry it through to the other side, when the wing is easily detached. Separate the other wing and leg in the aame way. The wishbone is easily removed by in serting the knife under it and bending it back. Kemovo the nock bones by putting the fork through them and wrenching them carcf .illy away so as not to break them. Tho breast must next be separated . by cutting through the ribs. Turn the fowl back upwards on the plate and cut it up. Turkey may be served the aarrie way aa chicken, excepting that as the breast ia the most delicate part and alfords many good slices, these should bo cut lengthwise, and with thin portions of the dressing hunded rouud first. When the turkey is largo the whole of the breast may be served in such slices. When carving a duck the slices from tho breast are cut, then the leg is re moved by cutting, then the wing. Ducklings are carved in the same way as pigeons. Pigeons are usually carved in four pieces, dividing each piece in ha f. Many persons cut them through the middle lengthwise and serve half the bird to each person. D.trolt Frit Vn. Recipes. Corn Bread: One cup of flour, three cups of cornmeal, three egg's, one table -spoonful of sugar, one-half cup of butter, two teaspoons of baking powder, one pint of milk, a pinch of talt. Iiaisih Pudding; One half cup of mo lasses, one cup of milk, one cup of rai sins, one half cup of butter, two eggs, two cups of flour, two teaspoons of bak ing powder. Steam one hour. Cookios: Two cups sugar, half a cup each of butter and sweet milk, two tea -spoons baking powder, four eggs; roll out, sprinkle with white sugar and roll again; bake in a moderate oven. Wheat Gems: Two cups and a half of sifted l our, one cup and a fourth of milk, three eggs, sugar to sweeten, ono tablespoon melted butter, two teaspoons baking powder; bake in gem pans. Cocoanut Pie : One cup of white sugar, two eggs, one cocoanut grated tine, two cups of sweet milk, three tablespoons of flour, one tablespoon of butter; favor with nutmeg. Bake with ono crust. Bye Fritters: One and one half cups flour, one egg, one hulf cup rye meul, one tablespoon sugar, a littlo salt, two teaspoons cream tartar; mix with milk and drop from a spoon into hot lard. Cream Pie: One pint of sweet milk, white of ono egg and yolks of three; two tablespoonfuls of sugar, two of corn starch; beat all together; let it cool and flavor. Make a rich crust and bake se parate and till ; beat the whites of two esgs to a fioth, spread over the top and set in the oven to brown. A House Built of Paper. Theie is a paper house in Atlanta. No wood, brick, iron or other material is used about the building. At lot Deca tur street a neat little store, painted sky blue, hus attracted consldoiable atten tion for tho past week. The gaudy color is not the cause of the littlo bu.lding being the object of to much atteutiou ; but the material of which it is con structed makes it a novelty. It is mads entirely of paper. The store is owned by Mr. Augubt Sincova, and wus built by a Frenchman named Smith (spelled of course in a French wayi, who is agent for the paper of which it is constructed. Tho rafters, the weatherbourdiog, the roof and the flooring are all made of thick, compressed paper bourds, imper vious to wutcr and as durable as wood. The htu-.o cutiiitit catch on tire as easily as a woi-.i.-u I-udding, because the .- i l(-t- ' r 1-- mmo"'! i" I ' l- ELECTING A LORD MAYOR. BOW THE CHIEF MAGIBTHATE OF LONDON 13 CHOSEN. Ceremonlns That Are Interetln, Rnt Have a Mntllncval Flavor Taking Office In the Gnlldltall. The Lord Mayor is elected from the twenty-six Alderman or heads of the wards into which the city is divided by the votes of the livery; that is, of the members of tho several guilds of the city. He is elected at the Guildhall, on the feast of St Michael, the Archangel. Few more interesting ceremonies are tj be seen in England. A wooden screen ii erected outside the Guildhall, with many doorways in it. At each is stationed the Beadle of a guild, who is expected to know all the Liverymen of his company, and so to prevent all un authorized persons from entering. Tha floor of the Guildhall is strewn with sweet herbs, perhaps the" last surviving instance of the mediirval method of carpeting a hall. The twenty-six Alder men come in, all in scarlet gowns. The Hecorder, or law orlicer of the city, rise?, bows to the Lord Mayor and the assembled Liverymen, and makes a little speech, declaring how from the time of King John they have had grants of cer tain rights of election. The Lord Mayor and Aldermen then go out; an other law officer, the common Sergeant, repeats what the Becorder has already said, and tells tho Liverymen that they must name two for the office of Lord Mayor, of whom the Lord Major and Aldermen will select one. Two names are then chosen, and are carried to the Aldermen by the heads of some of the chief guilds. One is selected, and there upon the Lord Mnyor and the Aldermen return to the Guildhall and sit down, the chosen future lord mayor sitting on the left of the actual lord mayor. The recorder again rises and reads tho two names and the one sele. ted. and asks the liverymen if it is their free election : "Yea or No." They ahout "Vea," and the sword-bearer thereupon takes oil the fur tippet of the lord mayor to be, and puts a chain around his neck. On the tth of November thero is another meet ing in tho Guildhall. 'I be old lord mayor rises and gives the new one his seat. The chamberlain of the city then approaches with three solemn bows, and hands to tho new lord mayor a joweled scepter, the common seal of the city, and an ancient purse. The iword-bearer next advances, and, bowing three times, each time with increasing reverence, gives the lord mayor elect tho great two-handed sword of State, which symbolizes justice and legnl supremacy. The crier, with bows equal in number and profoundity to tho.-e of the sword bearer, next approaches, and presents the mace. The aldermen and sheriUs then congratulate their new chief, who proceeds to sign certain documents, and among them a receipt for the city plate. Last of all, he is presented with the keys of the standard weights and measures, deposited in his custody. The meeting then breaks up, and the old lord mayor goes back to the Mansion house, his official residence, for the last time. The next day, the t th of November, is known in London as Lord Mayor's Day, because on thut morning the new lord mayor takcsollice in the Guildhall, lie drives thence through the ward of which he is aldciraan, and proceeds in gaudy procession to the courts of law within the bounds of Westminster. Bo fore his coach are running footmen, and there is a long procession of tha car riages of the aldermen and of the heads of the several guilds, and of the main body of his own guild, all in thoir best o:licial gowns. The banners of the guilds, their beadles and pageants, which vary according to each lord mayor's taste, make up a wonderful show, which, as it winds in and out the narrow streets of the city, enlivens them with brilliant color. Though often dociied becau-o it obstructs business for one day, should the progress of modern times abolish the custom, it would be regretted by all who have witnessed it. The lord mayor is presented to the lord chief justice of Knglund, takes an oatli of fidelity, and calls on the judges of tho several divisions of tho h'gh court of justice and invites them to din ner. The judges always reply somewhat haughtily that some of them will at tend, and the lord mayor then returns to the city, iu which for a year he is to be the greatest person, obliged to give place only when the Queen heiself comes. CtiUunj. (lathering Lider Down. Theeldor duck constitutes the wealth, and may be said to make the prosperity of the Icelanders. The three islands, Videy, Lngcy and Ahrey, in front ol the harbor not fur from Heykjuvik, are the favorite haunta of tire ducks. Here they pair and muko their nests evary yeui ubout the beginning of June. Whon the female has chosen tho place where she wishes to lay her eggs, she plucks from her plumage the feathers which she uses to line the bottom and sides of ber nest; then sho generally lays six eggs, rarely more. During this time the drake, like tho good father of a family that he i, cea-ca not for a moment to keep a watchful eye on bis consoit and fetches her bi.ck in stantly if she give) the slightest indica tion of wishing to take a walk. The next day (he owner of the land comes and rxrVies away at the same time both the down aud eggs. The unfortunate couple, which some times make a stout resistance, clinging to the clothes of the robber with their beaks, go oif a thort distance, and be gin ax'uiu; but thebondi (farmer) comei once more and take the precious de posit. The indefatigable mother goes to work anew, and tins time only a part of the eggs are taken ; for if all were re moved from the nest the dpielator, in desiring too much, wouid luse all. But this resnrve is insde solely as re gards the eggs, for the duwn is removed once every week, aud tli poor mother continues to strip hertc I, until she finds herself so bare thut tb has no Un:'-r wherewithal to line tie i;i ,i-,t I . contains her eggs. - Th male, near her, theu comes t l 1 aud be, too, etrin; I n.r IN THE WOODS, Every hollow full of ferns, T : nnllAV ( ,h.l.,im. Btragling brambles fierce anjd )- Yielding berries to the child ; Oak ball tumbling from the tneA Beechnuts dropping silently, Hosts of leaves come down to die Leaving oienings to the sky; Bluebells, foxgloves, gone to se- Everything to death decreed; Nothing left of flowers or buds ; 8ucb is autumn in the woods. And so Is there an autumn knot- To the heart. It feels alone. Fearing its bent days are pant; Bees the future overcast t Fond acquaintance broken throu Friends departed; friends untruo. I Human flowers are cold and dead, Covered by a grassy bed; Hopes, late blossoms putting out, j Withered soon, and flung about By cruel win Is; doad doubts and feat Finding vent in sudden tears, j Yes, there is an autumn known To soma hearts thus left alone. 4 Yet there's this thought after all, .v Ferns may fade and leaves may fall, Hearts may change and prove untrue, ' AU may look as these woods do--Though sad autumn here is given, Springtime wait the just in heaved. Chambers'! Journal. HUMOR OF THE DAT. An ill-word Sick. A serioua blow A cyclone. - Moving wax-work Bee-hive, - Hair may bo plaited and yet be golden. -The banjo player picks his way through life; The light fantastic tow A blonde wig. Hyphen is the god of typographical marriage. She stoops to corncure The female chiropodist. A circus tumbler should never be full. Boilon UIo'm. A domestic broil usually makes a very unsatisfectory meal. "Wet we her, " as the sheep said when it fell into the creek. What the farmer requires is mower cultivating facilities. Passengers musn't expect to hear the jib boom in culm weather. Whon he lores his cow' is when an un dertaker tries to overtak'er. It is the tillers of the soil who steer the ship of state. 4rta iy Journal. The cowboy is like a dramatic star no is supported by a stock company. Canoeing is- something a man knows more about after he has been given a "tip." ' fait air ia oftentimes trying to the voice, yet most singers like to go to C Ocean. Some men are always willing to stand t up for the Indies excepting, perhaps,in a horse-car. The worst motto a dentist can have it: "Try, try again" the .worst for the" other fellow. Few Indies have the courage to fare an unsympathizing world with their hair done up in curl papers. Lots of old-time theories have been ex ploded; but eomo of them were so weak they made no noise. J'tiytiunr. There's nothing like leather, exj, ing, of couise, the upper crust of t. young wife's first pie. Juura-d of Edit cation. - . Bustles are going out. Five huutlr dozen went out from a sing ' Jnctory in -Bridgeport the other Vrakt't Mujiuiiie. - ''This is a sad and bitter world," re marked Sir Boyle Ho. he, "We never strew (lowers on a man's grave until after he is dead." A man who formorly acted as fireman to a locomotive refeis to his recollections of that time as tender reminiscences. '' Merchant Traveler. : Poor Father Time I What a horrible o'd inebriate he must be ! that ia if it be true that time is money and that money is always tight. "Are you the brakeinan," asked an old lady of a seedy-looking individual on a train. ".Win, I'm the broke-man," he answered sadly. Not York Sun. Kow doth the little utehin With tha trim bUck walnut tight, And don a ntir of bluck kid gloves 'iliut ha cau take olf at nitchk ijunvit llrrezr. "Biches tuke unto themselves wings and lly iiwuy," said tho teacher. "Wha kind of rtchos is meant?'' And '' smart boy at the foot of the class caiu "reckoned they must be ostriches." Absolutely Correct "What type i face should you call that?'' said one por son to another iu the photograph gal lery. "That," replied the other, alter examining tho picture closely, "is a tin ty po." Jud(jr. A subscription apor for some re ligious object wus passed to a zealous church member in town recently, when he remarked: "Well, I can give $1 aud not feel it." "Then," said the solicitor, "give 10 and feci it." The point was . seen at oucc, and the "ten spot" was forthcoming. (,7u? t'er Ailttrlur, A Loudon Policeman' Way. In St. Petersburg if a policeman ii pr ived to have dealt a prisoner a blow l.eneral Grosser puui hes.him severei The constables iu St. Petersburg a armed with revolvers which are unluaied and swords which aie seldom drawn. , In London the constable has neithc sword nor revolver, -ut he isumicvi with a truncheon whii h ho uses with a free dom and an impunity that would make the Bussiau i'lefect of Police stand aghast, lieebntly, for instance, it was proved before the Greeuwich Magistr" that 1. C. -iWi M. h id threatened to ' a prisoner arm with ii.tfrumi1 I had the" I 1 which '