o THE FOREST REPUBLICAN b pnblUhed every Wednesday, by J. E. WENK. Offlot la Bmearbaugh & Co.'a Building XLM BTMBT, TIONR8TA, P. Term! I. DO per Year. H (eriptltma receive for a shorter period ifcjm urn mentlie. Ooraunl'iio lollclted from an parts of the .nnntlT- X netfc wU be taken of MOBfmout ORE 8 JL T(H AM VOL. XXI. NO. 20. TIONESTA, FA., WEDNESDAY, OCT. 24, 1888. S1.50 PER ANNUM. rates or ADVgynsiiia ... c... lark, .a. uuertlemC. T.. 4 1 On Sqoar, !. " 011th On. Bqnare, one Inen, thre moat..-.. . On Square, on loon, one year, Two 8qnm. ono year. Qnarter Column, one year. Half Colom, on year On Colnmn. out jm. Ml I III. Hurt et notices ptM. AB .ID. for rTtSTZ. terly. Temporary advertieeeseats advaae. job nrk-wli lrf7. I M I M MM . 1 W M M M M BLIND MAN. hoiseholb An Iowa judge lias decided that a man cannot muke cider to be mod 1 "lis own family. A young Arab in Algiers has discov ered in a hole in a rock napoleons to tho value of $100,000. Something now in Chicago. A doctor of that city makes dimples for young voraoo at $30 a dimplo. Seventy-fivo miles an bour or a mito n forty eight seconds is tho astonish ng rate of speed which hns just been at (alned by the British "West Coast Ex press. " France will tako prompt and encr- tic measures to stop tho uso of her llag id of papers in her namo by native ves- '. engaged in tho slave trado between omba and Madagascar. Since oyster-planting and tho leasing f oyster beds ha been regulated by tho lovernment, tho industry bus grown ,,pidly in Importauco, until now in New ";rk Btato about 7000 men and $0,0)0,. 00 capital are employed in it. " "Rattlesnakes bavo been unusually nu nious In Georgia this year, and their reuse is attributed by tho newspaper " tho State to the enforcement of tho u k In, which prohibit tho hog, tho tlesnuko's greatest enemy, from roam ; at largo. nionumeut to tho memory of Dr. ha Mitchell has recently been erected tho summit of Mitchell's l'eak, in th Carolina. The mouumont is of nzo, mid is probably the highest mo i.d shaft in the world, this mountain ig a gieatcr altitude than nuy east ho Itoekios. Another fortunnto follow has got a i efsion from tho Hritibh. Crown. 1 chard Morgan i his namo, and his ce-sion Is tho right to dig for gold where in a tcrrito-y ot flfty-nino ire miles in County Wicklow, ho i. Ho thinks that gold reefs cross 1 Wales under tho channel. 1 re arc still on tho pension roll ol ountry tO i moil who served in tho it 1M2, which ended scvouty-thrco ago. It has lejn computed by the v York World tlvit if a proportion y large number of soldiers of tho Into live for a like poriod thoio will be 0 surviving vcteraus in l'.l3J. , Pari correspondent speaks of having -iy seen a paper left by M Lo Vcrrier, -! astrouo:per, on a probability of nu-iu-r partial dolugo arising from nn uc imulation of ico at tho Nor.h l'ole. 1 hia is certaiuly a curious idea, observes i Chit ago Hi mil, and one to tho con Uration of which scientific, persons ''lit well direct their attention. HEAVENLY MESSENGERS. Oh, lnvoly sunbeams through the meadows dancing On golden pinions all the livelong day, Kissing young leaves, on crystal streamlets glancing, Changing to living gold their silver spray; Woe amorous elves, coquetting with the rosos, Wooing tho daisy in her grassy bed Till tho shy flower unconsciously uncloses Her dew-gonimed leaves, and blushes rosy red I Gilding gray rocks, on rugged mountains streaming, Bidding tho flower in sholtored nooks awake, Calling young song-birds from their happy dreaming, Waking tho laughter of the dimp'ing lake; riavinff "Bo-peep" amid the white Luis blowing In pearly clusters on the hawthorn troe, To the round eyes of wondering childhood showing The rapid journeying of the wandering boe! Shedding a halo bright on youthful tressos, Bidding young hearts for very rapture sing. Touching tho brow of care with kind caresses, Or glinting lightly on tho skylark's win?. Ah, mnrrv sunbeams, like sly Cupids straying In the glad footsteps of the rustic lass, On sun t limed cheek and snow-white kerchief playing, Twinkling l ko fireflies in the emerald grassl Oh, lovely sunbeams, like blest angels glid ing Through courts of squalor, sickness, want, and gloom. Telling of clouds like goldon chnriots riding rroudly majestic o'er a world of b oom! Of winding lanes, and milk-white homesteads peeping Like modest virgins from secluded bowers Of shallow pools, and baby stream'et) leap ing In giddy gladness 'neath down drooping flowers. On the poor children playing In the gutter, Nut-sod amid hardship, bitter tears, and rglin. Kissing their rags like loving friends ye flutter. Warming their limbs, and sparkling in their eyes! Wbon from the dust they raise their beaming faces, Once pinched and wan, now radiant with delight, Yo love to show a thousand fairy graces That want and squalor have no power to blight Punce, lovely sunbeams, through fair coun try meadows, Bathe hall and cottage in your holy light, From city shuns go chase the mournful shndows That 1111 jioor homesteads with eternal night To those who pine in ignorance a:id sorrow May all your ten lerest, holiest gifta be given, That sorrowing hearts one ray of hope may borrow In the sweet knowledge that yocome from heaven. Chamber! Journal. Do you up ran The pnirof trousers wh'ch J. "V. iggance, of (lallatin, Tonu., wear on ite occasions wero made for him by i molhor in lfilS. Site gathered the ttoa on her own farm, spun it into ,t; n, dyed it and wovo it. Thetrou ers com to bo in as good a condition as if 1 hey had only been made last year, and Mr. Ilriggauce is proud of them. A DOMESTIC EXPERIMENT. Two English syndicates own 7,500,000 a ics of land in Texas. Another own 1,1-00,000 Fir E. J. Feid, the famous English naval constructor, has ?,0;)(',000 acre in Florida. Two London firms own 8,050,000 acres. An English company h s 700,000 acres in Mississippi a id an- olher company h is 750,000 acres. In dividuals and companies of other nation alities are a!so large holders. The Aini'rLcirclo in London, so an English is, Is beginning to attain an important position, owing to tho fact that so many American ladies have mar ried Englishmen of title, "and are, on this accuuut, us well as for their personal atti actions and accomplishments, well received everywhere Ultimately tho American circle will, if it manages with tact, and consents to glide, become a great 'influence' in London." .As there are over 153,000 milos of rail way in the United Statm, on which 10 ", 000,003 wooden tic3 are laid, nnd assum ing the life of an average tio to bo six years, it will be seen that one-sixth must bo renewed each year, which will tako 07,000,000 tie i for renewals; estimating that 8000 miles of new roads are con structed yearly, requiring 21,0)0,03) tie3, the tojal yearly tie requirement are found to amount to 8H,0)0,OOJ t'.e These tiguiei a e startling, remark PMic Opinion, and make the subject of metal ties one of live presoat interest. According to an English paper, if tho children of Israel ever return to Jerusalem they will have lo drive out the Germans who are cutting out everybody 'else there. They havo invaded the Holy Land as the Goths of old did the lauds of Southern Europe. There they settle und there they stay. Th -y are teaching tho people better manufacturing habits and a love of German wares. The trade of Jerusalem is now done lurgely, and is likely to be done almost exclusively, with Germcuy. The Germanization of l'alestine is proceeding so rapidly that the P.fitish Consul ut Jerusalem calls the htteution of the Government to it. 11Y HICI.KN KOUKEST GRAVES. "I don't think," aid Mr. White, "that hay crop ever promised so tiucly.'' "InuccU. saia ins wile ausenny. "And if their isn't any fall in tho prica of fruit," he said, "our peach ore-ha d is going lo net us a cool hun dred dollars." As he spoke ho flung his homespun towel with which ho had been wiping his hands over the back of tho chair. "Oh, t-'corco, do hang up the towel," said .Mis. Wluto, "the nail is just as near ! as tho chair-bark, aud I have enough I steps to take in tho course of the day without waiting on you." "You are nlwav grumbling about n.,iniLi,.i l D.,i,l vni.iin fnrnlltr na I he jerked the towel to its nad. "lucre! Docs that suit you;" "Here is a letter from Cousin Dora. Gcorfio," said Mrs. White, w sely avoid ing tho mooted question, "ho wants to ome here and board here for a few weeks, ' "Well, let her come," said White. "It won't cost us a great deal, and a little extra money always counts up at the year' cud." "Hut, George, I was thinking " "About whnt;" "Why, I am so hurried with the work, and there is so much to do " "That is the perpetual burden of your song," said Mr. White, irritably. "Wo men do beat all for complaining.' "Wcn't you hear mo out;" a!d Mrs. "bite. "Sol thought it would be a good plan to givo 1 ora her board if she would help me with tho housework a little. It would accommodate her, aud It will accommodate me." "Hut it wou't accommodate me!" said Mr. White, cavalierly. "Jcal'.y, I etty, yon are getting abso'utely lazy." Mrs. White crimsoned. "No one ever said that of rao before," raid he. "Lut just lcok at it," said the farmer. "Tell mo of any other woman in the neighborhood who keeps a girl! Why, they make a boast of doing their own work." "They all have sitters, or mothers, or grown up (laughters: 1 huvo none." "1'shaw '.'' said White "iiidiculous! Of course you have to work. We all do, don't we? Hut your work don't amount to a row of pins I don't know of any woman who has it easier than you do." "That issll you know about it!" said ' Let ty, in a choked voice. "Wiite to l'ora that we'll board her for five dollars a week," said White, authoritatively. "We must earn all the money we can while there is a chance. Make the hay while the sun shines, eh) And I guess you'll do 113 well ni other women do, l.elty. Now run up stairs to tho garret, dea-, and get me my blue jean overalls, that's a good girl!" I.etty obeyed, but the tears were in her eyes, and a big round ball was rising up in her throat, and she could ha'dly seo the jean overalls, as they hung up high on the end of the Leums. As sho reached up a loose board in tho garret floor tripped her; her foot slipped through on tho laths and plaster below, and, with a groan, she sauk to the floor. Tho time passed on, nnd Gcorgo White grew tired of waiting. , Ho shouted up tho stairway: "Look alive there, Lctty! mean to bo all day '" Hut no answer came. lie stairs to find Lctty lying on the floor, with one leg broken just above tho nnklo. "Now you'll have to get some one to do tho work," snid Lctty, not without spice of malice, as ho lay on tue calico covered settee, with her poor ankle duly set and bandaged. Not if I know it," aid George Whito. "Hire a lazy woman who'll want a dollar and a half a week ana her board into tho bargain to do tho work of this house? I guess not! ' Hut what are you going to do?" asked Letty. "To da it myselt, to De sure, nan an hour every morning, and half an hour every evening ought to bo enougn to square up accounts." 'Well." snut .Mrs. mute, "l sniu like to seo you do it." "Then you'll havo your wish," sua her Ini-band. Ho roe early the next morning and lighted tho kitchen fire. "l'sliaw, saia ne, as no pi ca on me sticks of wood, "what does a woman amount to. anyhow? What's tho next lesson. Lctty?" "I nlwav skim tho cream and strain the milk." said I cttv. who was bolstered up on the lounge, and was combing her hair with more deliberation than she hart practiced for a year. "Well, here goes then," said George. And a period of silence ensued. Presently ho shouted. "I haven't got milk-pans enough!" "Of course you haven't," said Lctty. 'You must scald your yesterday's. You know you snid you couldn't set up a tin sh p when 1 asked for a dozen moro last month." "They smell like a fat-boiling factory," said George, disdainfully. "What ails 'cm!' "You should have scalded them lat night," sighed Letty, wishing that slio had wings like a dove that she might soar into the milk room, aud restore orderout of tho chaos.- "Here's a go." said George. "There isn't hot water." "Oh, George, you've forgotten to put tho kettle on ." "So I did," snid her husband. "And tho sticks, hang 'cm, are alt burnt out!" "'ou know I wanted you to get a ton of coal." said Lcttv. "but you said as long as wood cost nothing but tho chop ping and hauling, wood it would be." "Have I got to wait for that con founded water to heat?" groaned Georce. "ldon't know anything else for you to do." remarked Letty, drily. "Humph!'' observed that lord nnd master. "What's for the breakfast?" "Ham and eggs, I suppose." "Well, I'm up to that part of the pro gramme, at least," said ho, cheerfully. "Oh, the dickens! What is the uso of keeping your knives so sharp? I've nearly cut my thumb otl ! Where do you keep the oatmeal? 1 can be nttending to vour old milk pan while the breakfast "is cooking, I suppose. There is nothing like economy in work." Hut it was a mortal bour before tho milk was stra;ned and tho pigs fed. aud by that tiino the house was blue with a sort of a smudgy smoke. "Hullo," shouted Gcorgo, coming in. "What's all this is tho house on tiro." ".No," said Lctty. calmly, "ouly the breakfast has burned up." George uttered a long sigh. "Who M havo thought the tiro was so hot?" said he. "What am I to do now;" "Jes' as your order is," Ann. "And I say, Letty!" ho added. "Yes! George." "Write to your Cousin Dora. Tell her we'll bo glad to board her if she will as sist you about tho house." "Hut you've hired Mary Ann!" "There's work for 'em both," paid Mr. Whito. And he sat down and took refuge in last week' paper whilo Mary Ann wrestled with the charred remain of tho breakfast and cut fresh slice of homo-cured ham. In this world there are bloodless bat- ties and victories won without a clash of steel; nnd in this category may be classed Mrs. White' victory over her husband, in respect to the question of hired help." V HELPFUL THE LACK OF EYESIGHT DOES NOT MAKE HIM HErLESH. Celery's Mcdicinnl Qualities. New discoveries or what claim to bo discoveries of the healing virtues of plants are continually being made. One of the latest is that celery is a cure for rheumatism; indeed, it is asserted that the disease is impossible if the vcgctablo be cooked and freely eaten. The fact that It is always put on the table raw prevents its therapeutic power from being known. The celery should be cut into bits, boiled in water until soft, and the water drunk by the patient, l'ut new milk, with a little Hour and nut mei. into a saucepan with the boiled celery, serve It warm wan pieces 01 toast! cat it with potatoes, and tho pain ful ailment will yield. t-'uch is the declaration of n nhvsician who has acain and a;ain tried the cxperimcnt.and with uniform success. Ho adds that cold or damp never produces but simply develops the disease, of which ncid blood is the prime and sustaining came, and that whilo tho bbod is alkaline there can be neither rheumatism nor trout. Statistics show that in 0110 vear (18 TO) 2U40 per sons ditd of rheum itism in this country, nnd every ense. it is claimed, might have been cured or prevented by tno adoption of the remedy mentioned. At least two thirds of the cases named heart disease are ascribed to rheumatism nnd its agon izing ally, gout. Small-pox, so much dreaded, is not half so destructive as rheumatism, which, it is maintained by mnnv physicians, can bo prevented by obeying nature' laws in diet. Hut, if vou have incurred it, boiled celery pronounced unhesitatingly to be a speci fic. Tho n oner way to cat celery is to have it cooked as n vegetable after the manner above described. The writer makes constant uso of it 111 this way Trv it once, nnd vou would sooner do without otiy xegctubics, witu tne single exception of the potato, rather than celerv. Cooked celery is a delicious dish for tho table, and the most condu civo to health of any vegetable that can be mentioned. L eUi hmjland) Mercury, auothcr, I suppose," said "Cook Lcttv. "And what next?" demanded George, fiercely. "Why. set the tab!e, and then clear it away and wash tho dishes." With this cut linger?" complained the husband. "I was obliged to do it all the weeks I had a felon 011 my littlo fincer," re marked Letty. "The young geese and the turkey ought to have been let out and fed long before this; and tho three calves in the bnrnyar.l to be attended to. And then there are tho kitchen and sitting-room to be swept and dusted and tho beds to maUo. and the string beans to be picked, and tho bread to bake.and the hu' kleborry pies to make, and your white vest to be ironed, and the potatoes to bo pealed, and the preserves to be scalded over, and tho cheese to bo turned, nnd the table to be cleared and the dishes to be washed " "Hold on!" cried George, "you've said that once. ' "Very likely, but it -has to be dono three times a day and the chickens to be looked after, the linen pillow-cases to bo nut to bleaching, aud tho windows washed, and your trousers to be patched nnd the stockings to be darned, and the tire to be ma to up again, and tea to be prepared you know you always want something hot for supper. And there the night's mi k to be brought in and strained, and the pans scnlded and the geese and turkeys to bo fed and put into their coops: and, oh, dear! I forgot the churning! That will take nu hour at ! least. Hut, dear George, I am gut tang j hungry I and I don't seo tho least signs of breikfast. George! Where am you going? 1 want my breakfast." For George had disappeared in the 1 midst of her exordium, i In twenty minute or so he returned, ' and by hi side trudged Mary Ann Pult, I . J . 1.1 A ... -.1.1 the nearest neiguoors iweuiy-jcar oui daughter. "I take it all back," said Mr. White. "I lower my color, Letty. Your work is harder than mine. I'll be everlast ingly blest if it ain't. Why, I couldn't take care of the milk and cream for the wages a girl would ask. I never real i ed before how much a woman had to do." "Are you quite sure that you realize it now, asked Letty, mischievously. "Well, I've got a pretty fair idea on the sub ect," nodded George. ' Hut vou should be here on washing day," said I.etty, "or on ironing day, or ou the day when we chop sausage-meat, i or mako soft soap, or " j "Stop, stop." shouted George. "If ! you say another word I'll go for Mahalia ' Hinks, too. Haven't 1 said 1 11 take it all back? What more would you have:" i "Wal, 6quire," said Mary Ann, who by this time had removed her hat and shawl, "what'll I do flints" "Do!" echoed Mr. White. "Do every thing and let me get otl to the hay-tidd I as fast as I can." ... Origin of Two Invention!". Several years ago a member of a firm of glass manufacturers was trave.ing through the West. While on a railway which skirts the shores of a great inland lake, he observed that tho pinto glass in the windows of tho Pullman car was marked with mysterious figures, unde fined in shape, but ot a singularly airy aud delicate lightness. On inquiry, ho learned that the marks were made by the sand, wh'ch was blown against the windows f:om the be'. n as the car passed. Upon returning home, he be gan a scries of experiments in directing 11 shower of fine sand against the surface of glass in tCetiuite shapes. The result was tho dis -ovcry of the sand-blast, by which the most delicate figures are out lined upon gliv-s with exquisite lightness and accuracy. Tho discovery of a nrorcss of engrav ing was due to similar keenness of ght, aud readiness in using a hint. Prince Kupert, a quick-witted, scientific man, who lived in an unscientific age. once stopped at a forgo to have his horse shod, und laid his gut upon a damp bench whilo he waited, until tho blacksmith should have finished his work. When he took up the g.in he observed that a piece of white paper on tho bench bore in line dotted hues the name of the maker which h'j cut on tho metal. Out of this hint, ho evolved the process of etching on copper known as .Mezzotint. Yuutk'i Companion. Punishing Wooden Idols. In Foochow, China, a prominent mili tary man died suddenly a short t;me ago. The people believed that his death was the work: of the idols i.i one of the temples. These idols wero supposed to perform feats of vengeance for all those who were afraid to go into the business personally. The Viceroy of Foochow ordered the arrest of the guilty idols. The prefect, armed with a warrant, en tered the temple and arrested tho wooden gods: but before taking them to their judges, the o:licial poked out thoir eyes, so that they wou'd not be ablo to seo their enemies and do harm in the f u -turo. Tho wicked things were found guilty, and tho Viceroy ordered their heads to be cut olf. IL order was piomptly obeyed. Then tho bodies of tho gods were thrown into a pond, aud the temple in which they wero worshipped torn down. Scu Yuri; tun. Poor IT Single, KicJi if Married. James S. Habcock, of Chicago, has been left a large estate by his uuelo on strange conditions. Luther .Tamos, tho testator, recently died at Waukesha, Wis., and his will wis admitted to pro bate at Ann Arbor, Mich. Hy it Hab cock is left .i0.uil- and the interest on over $ iV'.OUO. Tiiis arrangement last for rive years, wheu liiibcock, if ho is married, obtains control of the e tate; if not married, the properly will be divided among tweuty o ic uieces and nepnews. t1io also uet 15. 000 apiece by the will Kubciick is thirtv-eiuhl years old. He was his uncle's piivalo a cretary, and has had "eneral control of his a lairs for several years. Xeir York W'-rhl. ted the ll;y to the '1'lnvslier. While John Haker was feeding a threshing machine 011 a farm neur Guide Pock, Kansas, he was accideiually cut OU the baud by the baud-cutter boy. In a ia '0 be grasped the lad aud deliber ate! fed him into tho mus-hiue. Tho boy's screams attracted the attention of the other hands, but before they could interfere, the boy's body had half dis appeared in the machine. The enraged men seized Haker and bunged him to a ttraw carrier. The boy was tut tii pieces. .Xc e Yvi b bun. An Kipert BookVocper, Typewriter and Organist Ho Can Weigh Coal and Make Change. The Hcv. E. H. Donehoo, Secretary of tho Pittsburg Association, which propo ses to erect an institution for the in struction of the blind, has received a remarkable letter from Aldeu F. Hays, a prominent blind citizen of Sewicklcy, Penn. The letter i in the clear and pretty character of the typewriter, and us written upon ine iMtiunc j gentleman himself. In it mt. nays , nh tn id Mr. inni iau 11 in unu moiwji . . 1 l..l tn show wnat wonucrs may o numo m, i1,r blind nennle bv education - ., s ,, iio wtis inreuriu vears n uuim m Philadelphia Institution for the Blind, l,nre so nvmv blind girls and boy from Ailnohnnv were trained. He is now a . . . ... .1. B-noKa " f a ft I. man nt niirniL LnirLY-eiuiifc tmiwv. -" His career since leaving school anu ins nretiMit mode of life present some mar velous facts. A few of these ho relate inVr linnehoo ns an evidence of tho britrbt fntnre that is possible lor every . . . " . e 1 i: mltiontarrnl it mil ni'tson li bcuuuuuk '"""'o won nnltr mnrfi common. r lliivs is now. nna lifts vcen iot nnst. n coal merchant, sup- J i ... -.1. r I II. ,1 nn-mnst Ol SeWICKICV Willi mei. no conduct tho entire business Iiiniseu nriihniit rlnrirn assistance. He i totally blind, yet 110 writes nu hi own orders by typewriter lor coai from the mine operators, takei the car number when the coal arrives; wcigin tlin rnnl bv the wagon load for custom era; gives the drivers properly filled out Cobxia or makes out the receipts; re ceives money, counts it nnd makes change; keep a set of books; walks to and from his Home wunoui compauy, and, in fact, goes anywhere in Sewickley by h'mselt, and without a cane. He is nn accomplished musician. For eighteen years past he has been organist in tho Presbyterian Church, nnd he still takes every Friday afternoon from his business to rehearse the music for this church on Sabbaths. He plays the piano with even more versatility than the orgt n,nn 1 hns handled the clarionet and other instruments for the Sewickley brass band frequently. One would never suspect Mr. Hays was blind to see him in his ollice near the Sewickley station. Whilo a corre spondent was present he left his desk to get a day-book. He crossed the largo room to a bookcase, fitted n small key in tho door without hesitation, and found the right aperture in a moment, returning with the book. Opening it at random, he stopped at an entry maae in February, 1877, about several business transactions. These ho read aloud to the writer, rnpidly, but correctly. 'I hia hook is of whito blotting paper. By means of the Braille system a French idea - ho can "write" in this book fa-ler th in penmen who aro in full possession of their sight. He takes a double ruler, which is made of brass, about two inches wide. This is perforated with narrow slots. A page of tho book is slipped between the two rulers, and with a small awl Mr. Hays, with the speed of an expert, pricks so many dots in each slot, moving rnpidly from ono to the other. A combination alphabet of dots something like tho telegraph system is the underlying principle of the method, and, removing tho rulers, he reads from the indentations en tho reverse side of the paper by running his fingers along each line of dots. Files of scratch paper on hi desk enables him to use the i-ystcm for nnvlhinir. Hy 'his manner of bookkeeping he keeps a complete schedule of car num-Iihi-h. nn d once he discovered by check ing olf the railroad company' monthly state nent by his accounts that the cor poration had made a serious mistake in charges. Tho matter was investigated and it was ac tunllv found that the blind man's nccounts were more correct than tho sharp-sighted railrond clerks. iot only that, but tho loss of misshipment of two car which the mistake disclosed wero traced un and found through the deft discoverv made by Mr. Hays figures, The blind coal dealer doc an 111s own corrcsnondenco. using the typewriter. .. . . v.- . lie 1 do expert Willi mis luucmuu iuui few professional typewriter operatives can pass him in speed. His lingering is di lerellt irom that Ol mosi writers. 11 is by tho systematic uso of eight fingers that ho knows the exact position of every letter's key. liters w ho see use ouiy two, fourorsix nngers. lie ins ins paper, postal cards, cuvelopes, etc , to 1110 ma chine perfectly, the lining biing beauti ful. Mr. Hays says the typewriter i much cas'er to opeiato than a p ano, because thoio are fewer key. In weighing coal by tho wagon-load the gentleman runs his fingers along the scale bar from figure to figure, and knowing the size ol each iron weight, ho is able to arrive at tho exact amount of the burden even to the smallest fraction. Tim other dav. whilo a wagon was ou tho platform, the scale would not settle. I "Tom, your horse is pulling against the brea-t'str ip," he called to the driver. ";,'uiet him (low n." So slight was the horde's movement that the driver beside the animal had not noticed it. Yet the blind man in side tho ollice did. A customer entered at this moment to pav a bill of $.:(!. He gave Mr. Hays j:i"in co ns of all denominations. Not a word was spoken. Mr. Hays quickly counted the money -by tho sense of touch made tho exact change, rattled olf a receipt on the typewr.ter, and the customer left the building in four minutes from the time he entered it. Mr. llay .'s musical methods are en tiicly diflerent from those of the cele brated Blind Turn. The latter learns by air. Mr. Hays does not, although he has a tine ear for music. He was a natural born inusiciau. He bundled in struments w hen a hild. I!y an accident when ven eirs old he lost one eye. Sympathetic influence ruined the other eye bv 1 lie uiueue wus eiguiceu jcun 01 age, and he went totally bliud. For efght years he was 1.11 inmate of the Philadelphia institution. His special line of study lay in the direction of music. Iu those eight years he leceived a most thorough course iu classic music by the best teachers. He came home as thorough a piuuist u Ives in the Sewickley valley. His techuiquo was prououueed by the critics faultless. Fur ten years he taught music, aud ouly gave up the pruloaiou wheu comiueicial busi fjto pressed him too hard. AFFAIRS. Ivory Glos on Wood. There are two kinds of varnish usei to produce this white gloss one a so lution of colorless resin in iiirpeimuu, the other in nlcohol. For the first, pure copal is taken; for the second, sixteen parts of sandarnc are aissoiveu in sm ticicnt strong alcohol, to which aro added three part of camphor; ana lastly, when all are dissolved by shat ing.five parts of Venetinn turpentine are added. In order to cause the color to remain a pure white, care must be taken not to mix tho oil with tno wnuc potui previously put on. Best French zino pinnc mixcu wun mrpem-mc " employed. When dry, this is rubbed down with Band-paper, and this i fol- lowca wun ine nppncuiiuu 01 mo nish above described. American Culti-tabr. Game Fowl for the Table. The Farmer'! Maguzine holds that the game fowl is superior 10 an oineis ior tho table. Being a strictly thorough bred fowl, it has consequently bred true for more than a hundred years, anti, ns it has been used for tho pit, the objects sought by breeders to tit it for such a purpose have been 'the cause of its superiority for the table. Hard, coin pact, but light bono was required, and therefore the o'Tnl is lessened. Strong muscular development became prom inent, and tho bones wero thus heavily covered with llesh of a rich, juicy character, the thighs being particularly so, and the breast full.' There is an old proverb that "the game possesses more meat for its weight than any other fowl," which is true. Those who have used the coarse-grained fowls, no matter how fat they were, will at once distinguish the flesh of a game fowl, if a comparison could be made. The games grow slowly, but they are SDlid and firm, for it seems ns if naturo intended to pack every ounce of ficrh on them into the smallest space. For market, they are perhaps not as prolitnblo as soino oiner kiuus, utti iu places where the chicken must supply the place of the turkey, tho game comes nearer the desideratum than anything else. Puddings mid Pies. When boiling puddings be sure that the puddle" !ag is perfectly clean. Din it iu hot a 1 r. then dredge it well with flour. If a bicad-pudding tie it loose; if a batter-pudding tio it nearly cloc: fruit middiii:: -. -liotild be tiod nude close, When you make a batter-pudding first mix the flour well with milk aud stir in the other ingredients by degree ; yon will then havo it smooth and i.uitc free from lumps. Another good way is to strain it th ouch a coarse hair sieve. Ho sure the water boils when you put your pudding in and that it keeps boiling all the time. Keep it well covered with wntcr.aiid move it about several times 01 it may stick to tho kctt e. hen you tako "it out dip immediately in cold water, which will prevent it fiom adher ing to the bag. If you boil tho pudding in a dish or basin, butter the inside be fore putting it in; the same should be done lor a baked pudding or pie. The quality of pie crust depends a great deal on the baking. If tho oven he too hot. paste, besides being burned, will fall: if too cool, it will be soddened, and. of course, heavy. Paste should be made 011 a cool, smooth board or piece of marble, with a light, cool hand. Some cooks mix it with a steel knife. Great nicety is required in wetting the paste; too little moisture makes it dry nnd crumbly, whilo too much makes it heavy and tough. Practice alone can tell tho reuuired nmoiint lo us.-. Before commencing to make paste foi puddings or pies it is necessary to place . . 1 i ...,.i i.i,,.. i;i,i i 1, near ut mum u ci jr iu.u8 ii.j ,:,,,,.. lieeucu, iu iii;ii;ii an niu , prepare nil the ingredients, and, most important of all, to wash tho hand and nail nerfeetlv clean. Always use good sw eet butter, drippings or lard for paste. Somo persons think that butter which cannot be eaten on bread will do very well for cooking purposes, which is a ureat mistake, as the b iking or boilin of rancid fat increases the bad flavor. Mako two or throe holes in the cover of .. . m. pies that 1110 steam may escape. 10 make good puff paste rub a quarter of a pound of butter with a half a quart of flour, very fine; make it into a light paste with cold water; roll out a quatter of an inch thick, put a layer of butter all over, sprinkle on a littlo Hour, double it tin aud roll it out again, repeating four or live times, using iu all a half pound of butter. Detroit Free Pre. CRICKET SONO. Chirp, mad cricket, in the grain Chirp, thing garrulous and free; If thy chirping could be words, Tell me what the words should be. Chirp shrill, chirp soft,k. Pipe high, pipe low; In vines, aloft, In grain, below; Only tell were kind words spoke, If in words thy tumult broke? Cricket, would thy words be wise, Or of tender things, and rweet, If you sent out verbal song, And no clatter, from the wheat? " Chirp shrill, chirp soft, Pipe high, pipe low; In vines, aloft. In graiu, below; Only tell wore kind words spoke, ' If in words thy tumult broke? Dealest thou In memories Dost thou know of ancient thing' Anyhow, I love thy note More then any bird that ing Chirp shrill, chirp soft, Pipe high, pipe lowj In vines, aloft, ""v. In grain, below; - Only tell were kind words spoke, If in words thy tumult brokof OictiaO IIlilOR OF THE HAY. A sisterhood A bonnot. A shocking trie Electric. A circulating medium Blood. A dead beat A mulllcd drum. A gardon party The gardener. Signal service Flag talk at sen. A murine auction A sail at sea. In a regular picklo Corned beef. A disagreeable chap Hugh Middy. For crying children The spanking breeze. The equilibrist's life hangs in tha balance. Notes for travelers Bank notes aro the Lest. The oldest verse iu existence Tho universe. Well earned The fortune of a petro leum producer. Pil'Murq Vir ntrfe. It is the poor struggling attorney who is dressed in a little "briet" authority. Somn one savs that w ealth is a shadow. It is a pleasant reflection to many of us. There is always trouble whenever tne red l.ng is run up. 11 means nuctiuu ui anarchy. A tree is like the man in a hurry. When be leaves ho makes a good uso ot hi limbs. Whv is it that when a man "erects' a house he give it a stoop? Dinyham'.oit l!eiutiltMii. If. is n oncer coincidence thnt red 1 iniido from madder, and bulls arc rnado madder by red. .: The fizzical proportion of n soua fountain are not to bo measured uy a tape lino. JJos'on Herald. To havo one's nose to tho griudstoue must bo what is meant by grinding poverty. Al'u Cuttjornia. There is a great deal of billing turn cooing dono at the seaside. Tho hotel men do the billing. Life. A "Joint" debate ensues whenever a Chiuese opium den is raided by the po lice. C'neijO lutir Oemn. Talk is cheap iu this world, becauso the supply is so much larger than tho demand. Unit i more Aineric tn. "Have vou traveled n good deulf" "I should say so; I have been around the world so often that my heads swims." l!ich Chinamen go to Tartury for their wives, their wealth enabling tnom to se cure the very crciiiu ot Tartary. Siftinyi. The youth has thoughts of filicide. Ilpclpe. Fi.ax Seed Tk a. Cover two tublc spoonfuls of whole flax seed with oue pint of boiling water, let it siaud where it will keep warm for th ee hours. Strain, add the juice of a lemon and sugar if liked. Serve ico cold. Toast Wati.ii. Cut a th'n slice of stale bread and toast itcaiefuily until it is well biowned on each side and dry in the middle; put it iu a pitcher and pour over it one pint of boiling water. Let it cool ami serve iced as it is not good when tepid. Omu 1 r. Take three egg aud beat the yolks lightly, add tlnee tablespoon fols of milk to each egg, a little salt aud pepper. Hake in u hot, buttered pan; when done, beat the whites to a still' froth nnd spread over the omelet, and brown in the oven. Bun. Ei) Kick Pi DIUxo. Pick and wash the rice, put into a saucepan with plenty jt water; let boil till the grains are swelled and soft ; straiu oil the water and set on the back of the tiro till the nce becomes dry ; put into a buttered aoid to set, then turn it out and pour a sweet sauce over It. Swi El' Potatoes. Half a dozen me dium ized potatoes, parboiled, skinned and sliced half au inch thick. 1 ut these in layers in a baking dish ; between cacti layer sprinkle about a teaspoouful of mgar and a little ground cinnamon. So ouuntil the disli is tilled. Set iu the oven and wheu thoroughly browned send to the table in dish it wus I aked in. These me veiy line. ItetiOjiTCSstve Fxolisni. At fifteen it win "I '' The world to nia Conveyed no meaning of iiiiuieusity. At twenty-one my scorn enough uucui l'il To loudesi-oud to suy : '1 ami the world." At thiity-flve I channe l, I know not why, My luodo of speech into ' 1 Iib worlj au l J.'' At sixty-odd, with iraghuj! locks of gray, Aloue, "lhe world, ' 1 urn content to suy. His heart s received a reu'lar twister; 1 He thought she would become his bride She can be nothing but a sister. Hotloa Courier. First Rurglar "What's your favorito game;" Second Burglar "Well, crib btigo, and yours;" First Burglar "Grub." Iktroit Free Prti. Old tiriiin, since his daughter has grown up, Siys he doesn't get any repose, All the itay time lie's tooling her bills, Aud at night he is toothix her beaux. iteltoit tree 1'i tn. ' In French the same wonUneans to lovo and to like, consequently wheu mademoiselle says she can uuver lovo any more, wo may infer that e shall never, see her likcugain. S'4;.. "TalK is cheap. It is silence that costs," as tho blackmailer a d when he acknowledged a remittance of f 10,000 from a man lie knew too well for the other's comfort. .Se e York Sun. He "And suppose while lilting serenely here some onesh mid be wicked enough to steal a kiss?" She - "I should certainly scream for help." (The steal fo'lows. ) She "Carlo, lie down and bo still." Time. It makes a man almost sorry that ho moved when ho reads iu the advertise ment in llie piper next day tho real cs tuteugeiit'silcsciiptiou of the advantage of the resideuce he has just giveu up. , Jo 1 null ot Fdiieutivii. Aggie "ilow did George propose li you." Nellie "Ho rushed iuto the, parlor the day after we had been iutro dm ed, Hung ."o,iOO worth of bonds in my lap, kissed 1110 eagerly seventeen times, und cried out: 'Darling.you musfr be mine!' So I became his.'' lime. A Dishful Bridegroom. In Alph.i'-etta, Ga-, Es uire Ludiidgfl was engaged to perform a inariiuge ceio inouy. 'Ihe groom was Alexander Jaiue and thebiido Miss Edith Smyth. While) the bridal party stood iu the F.squiie'a otiico uwailing th pel formal ce of the) (eremouy, Mr. James excused himself from the company, aud, lU'Uintiug 1 horse which he found outside, gal loped u ay ut u furious rate. lie had whispered to tile gi ooms.iian befom lio lelt that he was usbuin-d to get iiiar r e l beloie so uiuuy people. Tho biide, with the utmost compouiu, turned ti the groomsman andsuul: "Vou helped lo bung me here, and uow you must tak h's p'.u.e.'' The groouuuiuu readily did so aud the marriage ceiemuuy v.'.vt ou. 11- . Iiwi. ii the bride said : "When I make u.i iuy mind to dj anything i'ou never let anything Huud iu the w )'.' -A'ce York World.