0CS THE FOREST (EEFDBLICAN b published STsry Wdnetd.j, by J. E. WENK. OtBo In Bmearbaugh & Co.' Building kji iTRirr, tionestjl, m. RATES OF APVEWTISIMO. On, "awrs, ens saeb, lrerUsW.'..'..4 1 On. Square, owe Inch, cm montb On. Bquare, on, Incn, thres momtto.. . " On Square, one lush, on year Two Bqnares, on ear. - " JJ Quarter Column, on. year. " j Ualf Column, on rear ... Ons Column, ono year ...Me Lmral sdvwtlsensenU Urn seats F eeca fa portion ctarrlac deals nettoss gratia. AH bin. for yearlT d"" StSTu tori?. Tmporrj adverUaeawnU BUM U ft W tVlTsMIOsV Jon work eaan on strrttT republican KOR Term, tl.BO pr Year. N mbKilptlont ncelved tot a shortsr period than three months, Onrreiomlnee solicited from an Mrta Af th VOL. XXI. NO. 23. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCT. 3, 1888. $1.50 PER ANNUM. country. No relic will b taken of aaonf mout Experiments at Chicago prove Tcxai fover to bo contagious. .., . The longest ocean cablo In the world ia to bo laid from Canada to Australia, 7300 miles. Statistics of the cost of publis educa tion In Prussia has just been published. The; show that tho cost is fifteen cents per head. A Kansas ranchman predicts that cheap beef and mutton of the future will come from tho immenso grassy plains of J rft.il and the Argentine Republic. Tho German colon; In China is said to number about GOO mombor. Tho number of German inerenntilo firms is ! out sixty-five, larger than that of any other nationality excepting England. Competout authorities cstimnto tho totnl area of 'and in British India ca i nblu of producing wheat at nearly 70, 000,000 acres, lets than one-third of which has as yet been utili.ci for the purpose, The only recognized G. A.. K post outside of the United Statos is said to be '" in Honolulu, Sandwich. Island J. It is ailed Post George W. Do Long and nl- ays observes Memorial Day with fitting re monies. California now ranks sixteenth in the t of States arranged from a point of : lway mileage Illinois to ids with COOO ,les of road, closely followed by Iowa a, and Kansas, while Ca'ifornia i.k sixteenth with 3077. 'i lie California State Board of Horti : 'ito offers prizes for essays on tho t methods of crystalizing fruits. Tho ;'id flavor of most crystali.ed fruit lie objection. Whon this is over , tho sales will largely Increase. tiring the last five years -lil lives o been lost at sea among tho English ing fishermen. There are 40,'.! 2 1 mien and boys regularly employed. niiml:cr of boat is 15, 1:1.1, aud . tin nl invested in tho:n und in their ttid lines exceeds 8, W000. ts school census of Ch'cugo shows a population of 802,651, an increase i.e last two yoara of OP.Siil. Tho ..:;e yearly increase of tho city is 'iij. The total tor Cook county 1 1,1)83, an Increase iu two years of . S;', aud iu eight years of 434,401. lU's tho Chicago suburbs contain it 150,000 peop'dj railing Chicago iiy to near 1,000,000 souls. nl aa hunting is, according to tlx snta Cini'itutton, the popular amuse :it iu Biazil. On the frontiers it is a tmon thing for parties of white men attack Iiidinn villages and slaughter i inhabitants. When this U impossl e. they poison tho wells with strych ie, and in this way murder helpless . d innocent victims by wholesale. The .ittcr will be brought to the notice of .t) government. Fays the Few York Sun: '.'Now thero s another rush of invalid like that of ne consumptives who go to the abat , o r to bo eu ed. This time tho rush is by rheumatics, who believe that they can be cured by standing near tho dynamos in electric light establishments. This new fad grows out of the idea that moo employed in tho munufuctu o or u 0 of electricity novcr htvo rheumatism or neuralgia. It U said to be a fact, and another statement 1s that if a rheumatic yets work thaftakes him constantly bo tide dynamos, hit disease, quickly leaves hni." Port Huron, Mich., has a gas well (but is six years n'.d. 'Ilia Under did not know what it was when they struck it. It was p it down for oil, aud us the Timet eays, the objects for which the work was undortaken not hav'ng been reached, it was abandoned, und by sonio strange phase in this wide-nwuke com rounity it is being forotteu. Tho silo of the hole was orig'ually a hollow basin. It is now a mound. The a tion of the gas through thosa years has forced over 600 tons of matter out of Iho bowels o! the earth and is still at work. A powet that might have been used in I'ghting and heating our city is thus miming to waste in buldiug a miniature hill. The practice of sub-irrigation by meant of tiles, says the New York Tim'4, is the exact reverse of tilo dra'uago, watei being supplied to tho land through the tiles iuatead of being drained away from it. But theie is uo economy in the quantity of water used ; the ground must be saturated anyhow, and it makes nc matter how the water is supplied. Twenty thousand gallons would supply an acre of land with three-fourths of an inch of water, and this would be sulli c ent iu Florida, if given once a week, so that a tank of this capacity filled ever twenty-four hours would supply tivt acres. At first a much larger quantity of water is required until the soil is tilled, and then the quality evaporated only needs to be restored. This quantity de pends, of coifree, upon the dryness of I ht weather and upou tho nature of the soil, i-uudy land aud porous subsoil iis'riu in ji e wuter by percolation than hta;ei Jaud with clay under it. MOSS. Strang tapestry, by nature spun On viewless loams, aloof from sun, And spread through lonely nooks and grots Where shadows reign, and leafy rest On, most, of all your dwelling spots, In which one are youjovelieitl Is It when near (rrlit-rthat coil Their snaky hlrSfoiigh humid solll Or when yotPwrap In woodland gloom, The great prone pine trunks rotted redi Or when you dim, on timbre tombs, The 'Toquieseats" of the dead! Or is It when your lot is east In some tpiaint garden of the past On some gray, crumble I basin's brim, With conches thnt mildewed tritons blow Whila yonder, through the poplars prim Looms up the turreted clint-aol Nay, loveliest, are you when time weaves Your emerald films on low, tlark leaves, Above where pink porch roses peer. And woodbines break in fragrant foam, And children laugh and you can hear The beatings of tlie heart of bom. Edgar Fuwcttt, in M til and Exprttx. CAUGHT N A STORM. "We might just as well have been standing behind tho counter in Jew Yor.i all theso ten days," sighed Barbara Hale, "for all tho out-of-the-way advent ures we've had:1' "Who wants out-of-the-way advent ures!" raid l)orca Dunn, scornfully. "Behind the counter, indeed !" chimed in JInry Vnnnecker. "Can you breathe in clover scented air like this behind the counter) Can you get a mountain view like this from Sixth avenue? What more would the girl want, I should like to knowf Bnrbara sighed once more, and shook her head. "It isull so tamo," said the. "Itisn't what 1 expected at nil." Tho three girls Barbara, Dorcas and Mary were sitting on a side hill, under the sh.itlo of a gram! old cedar tree. Banmrn, who had once tai-cn a ntiaiter's lessons in drawing, had a sketch ard in her lap, nnd was trying with but ill success, it must be owned to reproduce tho lovely, rihboc-like curves of the river that wound its way through the valley below. ilary had her needlework iu her lap, and Dorcas, with her hands clapped under her head, had long given up all attempt to rcd the puper cotered novel that tho bad brought with her. "Tho y and the sunshine are so much better 1" she said. They were three shop girls bright, amWtiou', spirited young things, full of life and aspiration,,- oven though they were kept down by th; force of ciicum stancet; nud llicy hud c ubbed together thoir slender resources, in ordor to enjoy their vacutiou to bettor advantage. Dprcas, the Im-iuess member of tho firm, had bought an excursion ticket firxt. ami traveled out to Svhcpp's Valley to soo w hat could bo done. But it is needless to say that the hotel and board ing house prices were far beyoud their simple meaus. "Js there no plate," said she, "where wc could obtaiu one room auci the very simple-it fare, for less money!" "Vou nvghl try old Man Morris's," said the portly duum who kept the Vnllcy House. "IiV a tjuiit place, and Mrs. .Morris she ain't iio great of n cook, but there s them us has boarded there, I'm tjld." "Where is it." eagerly askel Dorcas. Aud the land ady went to tho door to point out a lender blue thread tif smoke that was curling up licavcuward from a m ss of woods on a distant hill, and once mote 1 orcas set fonh on her pilurim ige, this time with undoubted success. Mie engaged one room. Tho board, to-be-sure, was plain, the bod a coarse husk mattress, with a blanket spread on the Moor for Dorcas herself, the furniture home-made aud unpuinud. But there was a grove of p ne woods in the rear; the blackbirds piped their siliur liutes all day long, and the bees darted in and out of the red lilies by the garden wall, and our three heroines believed them tcUci to be In Paradise. But even as Barbara Hale thus be wailed herself, a portentous ahadow crept across t lie sun, and looking around, they enw that a mas, of livid purple thunderclouds h id piled themselves up along the western i-ky, while distant muttering, antt not, and then a sudden Mash, Announced the coming of a storm. 'Dorcas sprang to her feet. Barbara began hurriedly to fold up her sketching apparatus. Mary put her thimble and tt i-sois in her pocket, "Wo must get home as quickly as possible!" cried a 1 three. But iu availing themselves of a "short cut ' a ross a palcli of woods, they got hnpelciuly lot. The suu set behind the purple battlement of clouds, the dusk fell rapidly in these dense woods, and tl.o rain began to patter down in huge dro s. Barbara, the uspirant after adventuro, begun to cry. "Wc are l"ott." said she. ".'ost! Nonsense!" said brave Dorcas. "When I can sea the inilway track shin ing dotvu below. Who ever got lost close to a railway Hue? Let', make for too. trac k." "Aud get run over," lamented Bar bara. "'ot likely, when there's only one train a day, and that at noon," laughed Dorcas. "If we walk along the railway liue, we must come out somewhere, dou't you ee?'' "And besides," added Marv, 'there is a little ruined cabin not far from here, where the railroad flagman used to live before they changed the location of the station. I remember Airs, ilo ris showing it to meonce." h: oh!" shrieked Barbara, "I couldn't go there! The flagman was killod ou the tra k. There's a k g ghost there!" "Would you rRther stay here and be drenched through w.th rain." severely demanded Mary. "Or ttruck with lightning!" added Dorcas. Aud the upshot of it was that the three fugitives took refuge in a misera ble old shanty close alongside of the railroad track, where weed wore grow ing up through the cracks of thu lloor, and a pleutilul portion of rain came pat tering through the leaks iu the roof, while the old atone chimney, all settling to one side, looked as if no stroke of 'ightuiugcou,ld h'0 it very much "But it' FOine shelter," said Mary, cheerfully. "We'll stay here until the shower is over, nnd then make the best of our way home." The shower, however, showed no in dication of abating in its vigor. Tho raia still poured down in sheets; the thunder still bellowed through the rocky gorge where the cabin had been built; the lightning stdl lit up everything with sudden spurt, of blue name, like panto mime effect,. "Oh, dear) oli, dear 1" f aid Barbara wringing her hands; "it must be mid night I" "It can't be but nine o'clock yet," said Mary. "And I'm so hungry! Oh, howl wish I hadn't eaten the last of those sand wiches 1 Oh, oh! what is thati" flut tered Barbara. An- unusually vivid electric flash had revealed something white and spectral at the window. All three girls jumped at once. "The ghost!" shrieked Barbara, stop ping her ears and shutting her eyes as tight as was practicable. "A stray white cow," suggested Mary. "A young man in a llunnel tennis suit," said Dorcas, the closest observer of ell. "Don't let him coino in," said Bar bs ra. "We shall be robbed and mur dered ." ".Xot while we aro three to one," said composed Dorcas. And at the same moment a voice sound ed hurriedly at.the door: I "Ploaer may I' como in. I know it t seem, intrusion, but it's raining a deluge, unit l ni wet inrongn. - "Come in by all means," said Mary. And the ghost entered, dripping like a fountain. ,- "All in the darki" said he groping his way. "There are uo gas jet, here," said Dorcas, ironically. "But we might have a little blaze of sticks," ha.arded the new arrival, shak ing h mself like a Newfoundland dog. "1 saw by that last glare of lightning, that there was a heap in tho corner, and I've got my match. box intact." "Oh, thut would be aplendcd!" cried Dorcas, w ho was wot aud shiverinir. "And I've got some l.sh on a string outside, and we could liavo lorao sup per," suggested the ghost, cheerfully. "I'm so-o o hungry!" wailed Bnrbara. The stranger was evidently used to mountain camping. He had a fire kin dled iu no time, and the fish, cleaned by aid of his pocket-knife and washed in one of the pool, outside, were pres ently boiling over the coals, emitting a most savory smell. " Vou must bo a good genius!" cried Mary. "I'm only a tramp," said the ghost. "And I'm ever so much obliged to you young iadies for letting me in :" ' "Wo couldn't havo kept you out if wo had tried," said Dorcas, frankly. ' You don't think I would have thrust mys!f in here against your wishes.' Even a tramp wouldn't do Uat," said the young man. The sticks blazed cheerfully- up; the ghost economized them to keep tho Haines alive as long as possible. He told thrilling tales of his experience in these woods; he made himself a most agreea ble companion. "Are you from the Valley House?" asked Dorcas. 'No; I am campiug just where it happens." ".ih!" said Mary. Then you are poor, like nsf We are shop-girls, on our vaca tion." "Eor," she said to herself"I am de termined he sha l not tako us for other than we are." "And," observed the ghost, "I should think you were having a very jolly time ' of it! A little more trout. Miss Miss Hale! And how did you come out in these wildernesses?'' i ho then, of course, little Barbara, who was generally tho spokeswoman of tho assemblage, related all her e. Torts to secure summer board. "You see," said she, "Mr. Archer pays us so small a salary that we haven't much margin for luxury." ! , "He ought to pay you more," said the ghost. "I'm in business myself. I kuow how it is. People can't be ex pected to live on nothing." "I do believe," crietl Donas, "you are th'J tailor's young man from Cut A' Fitt's, next door to Archer's 1 I thought I had seen jour face before! But if you ever get to the head of the firm and a muu can achieve almost anything he please, - -dj pay your employes a decent sum !" ' I will," said tho young man in the white rlauuel tennis suit. And he spoke as if he meant it. And then Dorcas discoursed still more learnedly about tho rights and vViongs, the in uslices and petty trials of lite be hind the couuter. 'We are ladies, you see," said she, "and we evpect to be treated like ladies." But I suppose you have your troubles, too." "Lots of 'em," said the young man, gazing absently into the fire. "Evory one ha", I suppose." So that they nil became great friends. At midnight the rain ceased, and the moon burst in a flood of glory on '.ho dripping scene. "We fun go home now," said Dorcas, clapping her bauds. "And 1 dare nay, youuj' mail,'' with a pretty air of patron age, "Mr. Morris could make you up a bed on the kitchen, floor at our house, without charging very much for it. ' "1 should bu delighted if he could," said the young man, meekly. And so it was arranged. The girl, nude au extra toilet next morning, to meet "the ghost," us they called him, at the breakfast table. But to their infinite disgust, ho was gone when they descended. "Ye see," said Old Man Morrfi, "that there white thinning suit o' his'n bad shrunk up with the wet, so it wasn't fairly presentable, and lie just cut across lots afore daybreak, tin' cleared out." "I told you so," said Barbara. "He was a ghos'. and being such, he dis solved into thin air at cock-crow !" "And I hud put on my blue cambric gown," sighed ilary. "And my hair was crimped so nicely!" said Don as. "But he gave me this 'ere," said Old Man Morris, displaying, on the horny palm of his band, a gold half-eagle. "Bather extravagant for a tailor's clerk," said Mary. "That is just the class of people," said Doicas, loftdy, "who doa'tknow how to peud mputy properly.'1 "I thought he wrw very nice." said Barbara; "and I thought, perhaps, he was going to be the beginning of -a real adventuro." September set iaa sultry a, the tropics this year, and thdUstrce girls returned to Archer's great stoft with unwilling foot steps But the cashier met them with a smil ing face. "I'vo received instructions," said he, "to raiso the salaries of nil the girls in this department ten per cent. Young Mr. Archer himself told me to do so." "Young Mr. Archer?" "There he i, now!" said the cashier. And the next minute the hero of the rainy nijjht had como up, and was cordially shaking hands with them. "Then you are not tho tailor's young man after all? ' said Mary, a little taken aback. "Did I say I was?" said Archibald Archer. At the end of the autumn little Barbara Hale had a confession tj make. "Girls," said sho, "when I thought that young Mr. Archer was going to be the beginning of an adventure, I wns right. He has asked mo to marry him, and when we go on our summer vacation next year, we shall go together 1" And Mary and Dorcas kissed little Bnrbara. and congratulated her from the very bottom ot their hearts. "This," said they, "is an adventure worth having." .inlurdai Night. Dogs ah Motive Power in Germany. Some philanthropist in Germany should scntl his name reverberating down the age, as the friend and protector of overworked dogs. The condition of these poor animals throughout Germany, writes Blakley Hall iu the New York V i, i, a blot upon nineteenth coLtury civilization. They passed a law in Ei::r land prohibiting the u e of dogs for draggiug vehicles, but there is no such law in Ucrmauy. A customary sight is a woman seventy -five years of nao har nessed to a cart with two dogs, drawing it wearily along country roads or througU the streets of the cities. Very often the woman gives it up or is too fee bio to bear her share, and then she varies tho journey by alternately pushing tho cart and whipping the dogs as she walks by their side. A cart about the si.o of a street cab in New York, aud often loaded to the height of five or six feet by merchandise, is the usual load for an old woman and two dogs. A cart of smaller dimensions is often dragged by tho dogs alono, and sometimes one poor beast is seen struggling along uulcr a load thut an American would consider up to the powers of nn average horse.' The dogs are of all sorts of breeds, but invariably largo aud strong. They are muzzled for they grow sarago under their harsh treatment and are harnessed a good deal after the fashion of a Iioieo. The faithfulness and industry of the poor creatures are wonderful. They will toil along the dusty roads straining every muscle iu their bodies until they drop dead iu their trucks, and dead dog by tho roadside in this county are by uo means uncommon. At night iu the streets of Beilin aro countless venders' carts d'spliying fruit, nnd to every one U attached a dog or two. As soon as they have dragged the load into Beilin, the woman who is celling the fruit takes a small square of carpet out of the cart and places it on the patcment. The dog then roll, himself up on it nnd is tenderly CoTOred w ith another rug to protect him from cold. Ho sleeps there till it is time for him to begin h's jouruey home. Very often the coats of the auimals exhibit big sores whore the harness has chafed them.' A Crab's Antipathy t9 IHrt. Habits of thorough cleanliness are not only requited by good taste and good breeding, but are essential to health. Those enemies to life and health called "germs," are always fouud in connec tion with dirt. MoBt nniiuuls inst nct ively avoid unclcanliness. The bird takes its morning dip iu th) like or stream; the elephant treats himself to a shower bath as often a, he likes; dogs love to bathe aud switu in the water, as do many other animals. Kveu so hum ble a creature as thu crab, which docs not recetvo credit for much intelligence, has a great antipathy to dirt. The-e curious creatures havo a singular habit of tearing o f their legs on sundry occa sions. ! or instance, if a crab gets badiy scared at a thunder-storm or a loud noise in the water, it 'straightway tears o;f a leg or two. A crab often loses.one or more legs in combat withoElier crabs. A still more curious thing is, that when a crab's legs aie lost in this way, they grow on again in a few week's time, or, nil her, new ones grow out in place of the old ones. Perhaps this is why the crab values a leg so little: he. can get a new one just ns good a, the old one by simply wailing for it to grow. But we said that crabs are extraordi nariry neat in their habits. These creat ure, have such a dislike for dirt that if, by chauec, one of them happens to got one of his leg, toiled in any way, he im mediately pulls it off. A missionary iu the Namoan islandi tells a story of a crab that was going out one moruiug iu search of foitl, when it accidentally soiled one of its legs. It immediately wrenched off tho leg, and hobbled bacK to its hole, to rema u iu solitary confine ment until it should grow agniu. It is claimed that crabs have been known to pull oil all thoir leg, iu the same man ner, and then laboriously drag them selves home by their nippers to wait for new legs to grow. Farm, Field and Stork inaa. A Polish father's Curse. There lived at bhauiokin, Peun., some time ago a 1'ole named Limbski, who by the industry of himself and his five sou, accumulated considerable property. Beceutiy an appeal to the sous for money to pay a debt caused a serious dispute between father aud sous. The old mau sold the property aud prepared to sail, ni'compauied by his wife, says the Bethlehem (Penu.1 i ar, to the home of his childhood. Before leaving he expressed a wish thut the boys might ali be killed in the ni'ties. A few days ago, Thoma, his youngest son, was killed at Cameron colliery, and at the iostnure of the other brothers tbo crushed body was photographed as it lay on tiro tooling board, aud the picture seat, labelled "son No. 1," to his falhei iu Poland. Ppeliu is the rival universal laoguago (o Yolapuk. MISSOURI MEERSCHAUMS. MANUFACTURINO THE HUMBLE CORN COB PIPB. The Only Factory of the Kind in the World Turning Them Oat by the Million. The handsomest houses here come of corn cob pipes, writes a Washington, Mo., correpondent of the St. l.ouis QIM-Vtmo'rat. The most pretentions business building is given to corn cob pipe making. The principal business of Washington, in fact, is the turning out of tbeso adjuncts to a smol.er's outfit, which are familiarly called "Missouri Meerschaums." Beyond all this Wash ington enjoys tho distinction o? being tho only possessor in the world of n corn cob pipe factory. In 187(5 H. Tibbo secured tho patent for filling tho interstices of a cob with what is described in the application for the patent as "a cement-like substance." The substanco is simply plaster of paris. The manufacture of pipes wa, then be gun in a small way. In 1882 Upton L. Weirich, of Kansas City, had some thought of going into the same business, but, "with several others, took nn interest in the Washington factory aud organized a stock company. Tho operations then became more active,and have so increased that Mr. Tibbe now receives 3J0 a month royalty on his patent. Beyond this he holds ono-third of the stock, the remaining two-thirds being divided between Mr. Weirich and three others. The exact amount of tho annual prolits is not known to the public, bnt the best posted claim that each one of the Are stockholders pulls out about $10,000 a year. By the arrangement under which the pipes are made, the company is re lieved of the responsibility of selling tho product or of investing nny lareo sum in stock or machinery. The solo care of the members is to buy the cobs as they are offered by farmers. They are turned over to the outside party, who contracts to make the pipe, at to much a gross. The finished pipes are taken by ono St Louis wholesale house, which agree, to take all the compauy can produce. The only nnnoyance experienced by the com pany is now and then a scarcity of cobs. Neighboring farmers do not seem to "catch on" to the fact that they can make moro from the cobs raised . than from the corn itself. Th3 kind known as the Collier cob is preferred, as it is larger and the corn is not set in a, deep as in other varieties. For good cobs one cent apiece is paid, and many a loud is known to have realized 6), Farmcis in the vicinity of Washington aro urced to grow tho Collier corn and bring in the cobs. An insight into the man nor of manu facture, obtained after considerable troublo: The accessories ate of the simplest kind. They aro so simple that there is only wonder that so good a thing could have been kept in one company's hands so lonir. The cobs are delivered at the factory and -are dumpod under cover. They are then sorted and the good ono's couuted and paid for. The desirable size is ono und five eighth! inches in diameter, farmers being sup plied with iron rings of that si.e through which to try cobs. Those rejected are invariably left by tho farmer, not being worth carrying away And are used in the factory furnaces for fuel. The good cobi are then sawed by small circular saws t tho right length for turning, one big cob making two pipes. Tho boring fol 'ows. The piece of cob is placed in a :up that holds it tightly, aud an inch sugcr connected with a rapidly t evolv ing shaft is brought down tbtougli the cob's centre for a specified distance. This is done wondorfully fust by the boys, who are proficient from pructlco. With one hand they jam the cub in the cup, bring down tho auger with a move ment of the levor by the other hand, and in a twinkling it is over. Almost ns fast as thev can bo counted the sawed pieces of cobs are bored. Tho turners next take the pieces. Thore are two shapes to the pipes, the "pear" and "straight." Tho first swell in tbo centre aud are rounded at tho bottom; thu others are only smoothed, the natural contour of the cob being left unchanged. Tho tumors aro experts. They have no patterns, but arc guided by their eye and the condi tion of the cob. Tho piece already bored is placed on a spindle, the other end having a spring bearing that cives the pressure to hold it steady. With a turn ing tool tho cob is cut down to the firm body and tho shape given, exactly as in wood turning. Tho fastest turner in the factory can do H000 pieces in a day of ten hours, but tho average for the six men engaged in th s particular puitof the work is 2100. 'They are paid 1 per loon. The next step involves the patent looked upon ns throwing the law s pro tection a ouud thu company's interests. The fillers, so-called, curry it out. They are boys, who fix tho bored and turned pieces of i obs ou spirdles similar to those used by the turner, grab a hand ful of plaster of paris and clutch tho re volving embryo pipo. A jar of water sits over their bund, so tiled that a tiny stream flows down nnd moistens the plaster. One grub, presto! all the irreg ularities of iho cob are tilled with plas ter. The pieces are then drhd, sand papered and shellacked. All is by machinery, and wheu the shellac ia dry, tho pipes are ready for packing. The a mount of plaster or shellac used is trif ling. One barrel of plaster will till 'M, 000 pipes, and one gallon of shellac will cover them; tho stems tiro of Arkansas cane, ind come already cut Of the fac tory's capacity, Mr. Weirich said it was intended to make 'o"0 gross of pipes a week, and the shop would ruu through tho year if a stttlicieut supply of cobs could bu had. There was never an ac cumulation of stock, as the cobs usually came iu by thu single load aud were worked up very fast. For tilling the interstices of tho cob the compauy looks upon plaster of paris as the best thing possible. Many cobs do not have to be tilled at all, beiug large enough to tusdown smooth. One early preparation tried was of cornstarch and gamboge, but this was not satisfac tory. Nothing is d ine to the inside of the pipes, tho cob being left in a natural conditiou. The new patent tilling has chalk, pumice-slcne and sulphate of pot assium umoog its ingredients. There are uow about SoO.OOO boo keep era in the I ui'.ed States. Many of them are procuring several tons of honsy An ouafiy from their bees. IIOrjUEHOLD AFFAIRS. A Pret ty Plaque, Take a piece of stiff pasteboard tho size of a cabinet photograph, and on one side place a layer of wadaing. Cover with dark blue velvet, being careful to have it he perfectly smooth, aud taste n on the wrong side. Take another piece of paste board a little smaller than the first and cover with black cambric. Sew or glue this to the wrong sideof the larger piece of cardboard. Buy a small bunch of field daisies, and around their stem tie a bow of dark blue satin ribbon. Fasten this to the center of the plaque. This makes a pretty ornament, and may be placed nn a wire easel or hung on the wall. If the latter way is liked, attach to the center of tho back a tiny brass ring, through which run a loop of dark blue satin ribbon by which to suspend it. Amtriean t'u'.ticator. In the Kitchen. Scvcrnl things are indispensable for convenience in the kitchen, first a small keg of soft soap will be found more economical and do its work better than hard soap, t-hould the latter be preferred though, it should bo bought in the green state or newly made, so to speak, and placod in a dak tool place lor two or three month, uciore using it. It can be bought hardened but will cost a trifle more than in the fresh state. Next comes a tin can of washing soda for cleaning greasy kettles and pans. for sweetening sinks, for scouring out all dark corners and closets that do not get much air and light, nnd for washing olf dusty and dirty brushes and brooms. Some people forget that tho tools they work with need cleaning very oitcn. Tbey will scour thoir knives every day, but forget all about their brushes. From the hair brush to the scrubbing brush, from the dust brush to the broom, all need to be frequently cleaned with soda and ammonia. Dish-cloth, are quickest sweetened by being boiled with soda. Borax is a convenient and rafe article to strew about where there are roaches. In the laundry it is also useful. For washing the baby's flunnels uso two tablespoon fuls to three gallons of hike warm water, and no soap. The garments will be found soft and clean nudwid not shrink. Detroit Fret Preit. Pickles of Many Kinds. Tickled Pepper: Tako large green pep pers, take out the seed, soak in strong brine ino for two days, stulf with chopped cabbage and preen tomatoes, sniccd: tie up, place in jars aud cover with vinegar, Pickled Onionsr-felect small " white onion,, and skin. Put them in strong brute for three days. Boa tho vinegar with mace, red pepper, cloves nnd mus tard seed. Pour over the onions while hot. Cucumber Pickles Wash nnd wipe one hundred small cucumbers nnd place them in jars: cover them with boiling brine and let them stand twenty-four hours. Tuke them out, wipo, placo iu clean jars and cover with best vinegar, Bpiced with cloves, mace and mustard seed." Set away for two weeks, when tbey will be ready for uso. Spanish Pickles : Ta'o two dozen largo cucumbers, one peck of full grown green tomatoes, stand in brine three days; cut the same up and sprinkle with salt; tako oialf a gallon of vinegar, throa ounces of white mustard seed, oue each of turmeric and celery seed, one box of mustard aud ten pounds of brown sugar: simmer half nn hour, nour over the cucumbers, put in ajar and seal. Green Tomato Pickles: Slico a peck of gieen tomatoss and a fourth of a peck of onions. Put a layer of each in the bottom of a jar; sprinkle with salt, aud continuo until full; let aland over night; in the moruing drain and put in a kettlo with viuegar to cover, in which put two O'.mcei of black pepyer, ono of alspice, three of ground mustard; let simmer ten minutes. Put away in stone jars. Indian Pickle,: For one gallon of vin egar put four ounces of curry powder, four of mustard, three of bruised ginger root, half an ounce of cayenne pepper, two ounces of tumeric, tw of garlic, and a quarter oT a pound of salt, i'utiu a stone jar, cover and keep by the flro thiee days, shaking occasionally. Take cucumbers, put in sodding brino three days, drain, und drop iu the spiced vin egar. Pickled Cauliflower Cut up and throw in boiling salt water, set on the stove until tbey como to tho boiling point, take up and druiu. Put in stone jars; boil su.ticient vinegar to cover them, seasoning with one ounce of nut meg, one ounce of mustard seed and half nn once of mate to every half gallon of vinegar. Pour hot over the cauliflower, adding a little olive oil. Put in jars and seal tight. Chow Chow Pickles. ( hop in large pieces oue peek of green tomatoes, half a peck of ripe toinatoot, hair a dozou onious, three beads of cabbage, oue dozen green and oue doon red peppers. Sprinkle with a pint of salt. Put in a j coarse bag and drain twenty-fojr hours. Then put in a kettlo, with two tiounds of brown Mi:;ai', half a teacup of gruted I horse radish, oue ounce each of black j pepper, white mustard, mace aud celery sued. Cover with strong vinegar aud ! boil until clear. Mustard Tickles: Take two gallons of viueur, two largo cupfuls of mustard, two lablespooufuls of sal id oil, a little salt and a tablcspoouful of tumeric pow der. Mix together and let stand lor a week. Iheu take three hundred sma'l cucumbers, six cauliflowers, half a gal lon of mu iII ou oris, one quart of nastur tiums, six heads of celery, and soak them all over night iu stioug brine. Steam ull ihe vegetables, except the cucum bers, mil il lender. Put nil iu the mus tard, aud h:t stand ouo week ; then put in a kettle, add two cups of brown sugar and half a cupful of corn starch. Boil well; skim; add red pepper; let the viti"gar boil, aud then pour over the pickles. WttUhluf the Heart. A novel rase has been brought t the notice of the Paris Academy of Medi cine. A mun's breast bone was nearly all letnoved, with parts of several ribs, in order to stop the progress of boue disease. The experiment lesulted not ooly iu saviog the patient's life, but has given several physiologists au opportun ity for direct investigation of th living heart aud great artery, parts of which have been wade readily accessible. VACATION. . . O, worker, weary with thy work,' Worn with the dally strife, S Who knoweth that success is vain, TliAt rlmnmH futA nut of life. - "1 Go to thy mother's heart for rest, f Deep as thy childhood's slecj., i Her tired children safe and close - . Thy mother yet can keep. For stlU'tis true, as in those days Long past, ot mirth and song, . Calm Nature great all-mother is, With love and memory long. . Find then, thou canst, on Nature's heart, ' Thl, solace for thy pain The joy that blossoms with the grass, The gtadness of the grain. ( The happy breaking into song Of brook, and bird, and bee, And on the wind that lifts the wa.fj ' And bends the willing tree. On silent pools beneath the hills, Where quiet shadows lie. On waters swift, and changing bus L t fall thy line and fly. Let thy heart dance with dancing leaves, And with the pattering rain Bo shalt thou find, though day decline, Thy childhood's rest again. Edward Carlton. IllMOR OF THE DAY. Glucose is a sugar beat. A hand-spring The pump. The moose has a great head. An ink-convenience A pen. A sin of commission More than tea per cent. Milk that is absolutely pure, must be) milk of the first water. Life. The lighthouse keeper ought to ba ! well posted in light housekeeping, I t is not surprising that an alma mater i ihould give her students a diplo-ma. Time. New York can stand the rag and tag, but it can't endure the bobtail car. LoteeU Cuttri r. When a man sits dowa and reflects, it doos not always prove that he is brilliant. Jmhjf. A manse, little triend, is a house, and a romance ought to be a boat house, but it is not. Jlurjier'a liautr. An Exchango says: "The buttermilk habit is spreading." So is tho butter habit, for tliat mutter. l'icwjuar. Bill collectors sometimes imitate tho promoters of a colonization scheme ana offer special inducements to settlers. A Pittsburg man has a parrot which can say "Polly wants a tracker!" in throe different languages. She is a Polly Riot. it is hardly fair to sneer at a carpenter because you sco him driving every day. iJriving nails is not a luxurious pastime. Jltu'jter' Iluiar. "Mamma," said littlo Willie, inspect ing a porou, plaster, "are them holes wherj the pain comes through?" Drakt'4 Majajiue. Ono of the parachute jumpers his been killed out West in falling from his lalloon. Ho took a drop too much. . I'hiUiddphia Pro: A Boston weighing machino has this inscription over it: "Insert a half-dime in the aperture and ascertain your avoirdupois. JJ-uar. 'I hear you have had an addition to , your family, Mr. Brown." Mr. Brown (6adly): "Multiplicotipn, my Madam twins !" Life. Guest "Isn't my dinnor ready yet?" New Waiter "O, certainly; it was ready yesterday., It is just beiug warmed over a little." Sil'tinni. Tho recent net which nrevents tho VViding of dunning postal cut ds through"? trie mails should have been entitled: "Post No Bills" Kmo Yvrk Ktitt. Kastern people are discussing the question: "Who is the g cutest living novelist!" Thu correct answer is that there isn't any. Ddroit Fret t'ren. "She's ihe ovenest temper ever you saw" He s ti'l as he saw me wiueo "Shu got mad ouee at seven years old, An' she's stayed mad ever since." Tim. Pe Smith "Hello, Travis! You look awfully cut up about something.0 Travis "Yes; shaved myself for the lirst time this morning. Iturlintjton Fr't I'rem. "These are hard times," sighed the young collector of bills. "Every place I w ent to day I was requested to call again, but one, and that was w hen I dropped iu to seo my girl.'' si'tiiiy.-. A young I hiladelphiau perceives the disadvantage of living iu tho "(junker City," wheu ho gets a letter Horn his liest gir', addressing him as "Friend Charles." Life. "That's it!" exclaimed Mrs. Bascom at tho concert, ns iho sing -rs caino nut aga'u in lesponsa to an en ore. "Muko 'e n do it over again until they get tho thing ri'ht." Jittrlitytoii Fit 1'ie t. A cynical man says that there aro two occasions when be would like to be present. One is wheu the gas company p.iys its waler bill; tho other is wheu tbo water company pays its gas bill. Sift i..v. K.iyi Willie to Clara: "You Llusb, maidtu meek; 'Twas my glance that planted the rosa in your cheek. Let me lu k it." Her lashes the blush-rosa SWiJcp Kays she: 'fis but right where you sow you should reap." Jud'jt. Pro-ecutiug Attorney (selecting a juiy) "Isn't the prisoner a relative of yoms?" Juror "No, sir; ho is a rela tive of my wife's." Prosecuting Attor ney "Your Honor, the pro-ecution ac cepts this gentleman." A Yuri Huu. 1 cader of .Street Baud (looking iut the sky w ith cxtn ino disgust, and speak ing in stentorian voice) 'Half an hour's playing und ouly thirteen', 'ills! We will try oue of Wagner's grand com positions." Shower ot silver coin from neighboring window and fifty voices iu ugouivd entreaty Move ou! t'liiaiy 'J riant. "Why, sir," said the lireiuuu, "the iogiatituda of some people is way be youd understanding. At the Skyhi Hat, last week I saved a stock-btokei's daughter carried her down a spliced ladder seveuty feet long, and now" thu houeat fellow gasped for breath "I'm blowed if he doesn't want me to marry her." A'm "ik Yi', K3