RAT is QFADvimima OlM t,aar, M bw, M iMfrttomjr.?..-! J M OMlquiM taca, MUilt.. ....... SM Oa. Bqaaro, on. lnea, thru Bioatks. I On Sqaera, on. Inh, CM roat ....... Two Sqnsrcs, 00 year. ....... " H Qoarter Colama, on year. Half Colama, oa rear..... -- On Couubb. oao yeas .....1 lrtliMtmertta ill FOREST EEPDBLICAH U published rrtrf Tdaeaday, by J. E. WENK. nolo In BmoarbnuTk C.'s Building KJl nUKKT, T10NE8TA, F. Fore EPUBIICAN. Termt, I.BO Marries m a eats aotlea graMs. At Mm ten yaarly mi srtlei ts otlfto ri,. Temporary adTorU-.au aw k. i 1 Ne innaeripttnTis reelT4 for A shorter porirfl thsn thrro mnnlhm, OnrrmpontUnre lolleltRd from all parts f ths '"'.nir.T- No notlc will b taken of aaoaymoa U It) unlCStlOU. VOL. XXI. NO. 19. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 5, 1888. 81.50 PER ANNUM. oaeotlrory. JR Chicago is the fifth Scandinavian, city in the world, and Minneapolis tli Mith. Baa Francisco declares sho has been r-hnken 417 times by earthquakes la the Ust eighty years. F.lghly publio buildings, costing the Government 1)2,000,000, are now in uise of orection. The total rote of these United States the Presidential election of 1831 was "',(01,851. This year it should reach .s.000,000. Jtclva Lock wood, the Presidential mdldateof the Equal Rights party, is i n!? to stump the States, and will "go an admission fee to her meet- In Brar.il some of the Senators hold ";r term for life. One of them has ; shown himself ia the Sonate for rty years, and there is now due him a salary of $000,000. X aplendid mine of molybdenum, a iial more precious than silver,' has ''it found in the Cascade Mountains, ir Tacnma, Washington Territory. It north $50,000 per ton. wenty-six members of the Unltod byterian Church at Bellovue, Pa., ) favor the use of unfermented wine !ia sacrament, have withdrawn and mixed a church of their own. e body of a Parisian dude was 1 in the Hiver Peine a few days The youug fellow was dressed in iip.it fashion, and round his heart I tattooed these words: ul'out ' anne Granier" All for Jeanne 'phone has been fitted up between "tice on the Great St. " Bomard Swiss Alps and the valley below, : monks are now informed when ts start to ascend the pass. If lo not appear within a proper timo ts are sent to meet thorn. 'tic show that about $00,000,000 Mod in tho hotel business ia New ftte; ihst the hotels employ over -the thousand persons, and that utertaia eighty-seven thousand daily, at an averago exense of -00 a day for supplies alone. Uore are," says the New York Trl " 'about twice as many women as in Yucatan, notwithstanding which lie whole social system of the coua rcmr to be constructed for the espe 1 . iicfit of the masculine third of the miuity." N. 11. The men made it." t unquestionable that the straw or t'.s worn by American men during minor is an insuffcient protection . -t extremo heat Sunstroke is al- ' unknown among the natives of i rn countries. The coiled turban i the he id and the general use of . ellasare protection which people live ia American cities do sot .9, or quickness in raising money for iuess enterprises Hutchinson, Kan., us to outrank so ne of the large ;e. They called a meeting out there r such a purpose, aud, after the hall was filled, locked the door. A local j a;er tells that work then began, and in just one hour and fiflocn minute (he sum of $!3 1,090 was subscribed. Sable Inland, on the coast of Nova Scotia, is gradually disappearing, and in a few years more will be totally sub merged. During one gale iu 1881 a strip of land seventy feat wide and quarter of a mile long was washed away, la 1773 the island was forty mites long and two and a half miles wide. It is now only- nineteen aud a half mile? long and less than a mile wide. i " j It Is now possible to travel from Lon don to Famarcand, in Central Assia, by rail and steamboat In eight days and twenty-two hours. It was not very long ago that a European was unable to visit Samarcand at all without incurring great risk of being ki led, and until the build iug of the Trans-Caspiau llailroad th best time that could be made between St. Petersburg and Samarcand was on mouth. On April 20th, when off the Westraan Island, Iceland, the captaiuof the Danish mail steamer Laura threw overboard a let ter written in Danish. On May 0th the let ter was found in the stomach of a cod caught by a French fisherman o'l Iteyk janas, about 120 miles distant. The man showed it to the French Consul at 1'eykjavik, who submitted it to the cap tuiu of the Laura. It was much decom posed, but still readable. The danger of somnambulism is well known. A writer in the Century tells of a piece of good fortune coming from the habit A young lady, troubled and anxious about a prize for which she was to compete, involving the writing of au essay, arose from her bed in sleep and wrote a paper upon a subject upon which she Laji not intended to write when awake, and this essay secured for her tho prize. DEATH AND JUSTICE. Death doth not claim Us with the pa-s'ng breath; Before our Lady Justios ca'm he stands To bear hnr grave, Immutnb' commands; "Wait, I shall tell you presently," shesalth, "Walt but a moment's space, my brother, Death, While Time, our kinsman, shakos his silent sanda" She hold the balance true, with steady hands And strong, the little while it wavcreth. Hatred and Envy must lie still and wait, Bo, now, must Love and Borrow stand aside In breath Inss alienee, pale and eager-eyed, Till, through th Hps of Justice, speaketh Fate "Death.in thy keeping must the man abide;" Or,"He shall live for aye h:s work Is great" Graham li. Tomton, in Scribner, TtfO SHIPS. Two cirls in the kitchen of a plain, old-fashioned house were bmy sewing, tho elder rapidly running a machine, the younger trimming a straw hat with odds and ends of ribbons, which sho tried in vain to coax into some appearance of i res nn ess. "How docs It look, Mattief" she asked anxiously, holding it off a little, and slowly turning it around. ' Mattie looked up from her machine without stopping its quick motion, turned one comprehensive glanco upon mo nac ana saiu, :iinpulsively : "Like a Jast year's bird's nest" )"Oh, dear," said Dolly, flushing all over her pretty, worried face, and toss ing the poor little hat into a corner. "What is the use, any way We may as well give up and go to the poor house first as last.'' Til novor give up, first or last," said Maltie. " Somewhere and somehow I know thore must bo something better for us, and we are sure to find it sooner or later; but in tho meantime I can't afford to waste any of my sticnth in pretend ing. Our clothes are old and shabby and dingy, and it's of no use trying to make them look anything else." Dolly gave a sigh that touched Mat- ue s ncart. "Poor little Dol!yI It's too bad for you; your e so sweet and pretty aud pa tient Just wait till my ship comes in, "An' you shall hoe siller. And wear a goold ring." Dolly smiled. "That was what father always said when we wanted anything. I used to believe in that ship as much as I believed in next year, and sometimes I indulge uiji.ii iu urenming auoui ic now and fancy what it will bring us." Mattiesetthe last stitches with Kns compressed, and began iolding thecoarse shirts on which she working into a com pact pile. "Arothey finished!" asked Dolly. ".No; I'll sew on the buttons to-night; Pm going out to look for our ship." Mattie put on a hat older and more openly ugly than Dolly's aud walked down tho street with her firm, rapid tread. Once she turned to look back at the smalt brown house that was the only inheritance her father had left to his wifo and girls a fortuno that seemed indefinitely smaller, now that the mother had gono also, after a protracted sick ness that had consumed the last dollar from tho salo of he orchard and garden. Tho coarse sewing, with which the girls managed to keep soul and body together, was certaiuly better tbnn nothing, and was considered a rcspcctablo resource, but at best it was working with starva tion swinging a merciless lash over their heads. - t-ho went where many a poor soul had Ce with perplexities that seemed no y's business to the minister. No. doubt in that penurious, poverty-stricken community the good man had perplexi ties of his own, but that only helped him to sympathize with other people, and few households held any secrets from. The old housekeeper, knitting on the porch, welcomed Mattio kindly. The minister was away; "gono to South Adams to 'lend a funeral," but she was looking for him every minuto. Matt e went to the study, and turned wear ly from tho rows of solemn old books to find refreshment in the papers upoa the table that seemed so much more modern and human. There was a story that looked tempting with its spicy bits ol conversation, but this was Chap ter XX. Then there was a sermon, letters from a traveler, answers to miscellaneous queries, household hints and economics, at which Mattio smiled grimly, w.th the feeling that she could open some depths of experience in that line herself, and at lost a letter from a woman addressed to the editor, complaining thut tho world was out of joint and in need of regulat ing. "So it is," thought Mattie, nodding assent as heartily as if the writer had been sitting there in the leather-covered chuir opposite her. As she read her dark face flushed, and her breath came more rapidly. Why, here was a woman in desperate need of help, and here was she, asking only the chance to holp her, and they were but twenty miles apart. But then, perhaps, the letter was just made up and put in the paper; perhaps there was no Mrs. K. L. Howe, aud ut the thought Matt e threw down the paper and went to meet the minister who was coming in at the gate. He smiled at her impatience and seated himself very amiably to read the letter, which would never have attracted his notico. He smiled again when he look up at her and quite agreed with ber that the writei was probably a fiction of somebody's brain, created to make forcible the undoubted truth that there were scores of women with beautiful homes whose wealth brought them nothing but bondage, be cause of the impossibility of obtaining the help of intelligent, dependable caio taking servants, while there was a great multitude of women in need of homes and driven to all manner of muket-hifts for a mere livelihood, who might, if they would, supply just this service, with mutual satisfaction and benefit. The problem was to bring them together. "Iiut if the letter were geuuine, my child, "asked the minuter, "what theui" "Then," said Mattie, promptly, "I would write to the womau and ask her to let me try. I should like nothing better than to be her housekeeper. I de light ia housekeeping; )'m a born 900k, and Dolly would be perfectly happy with two babies to cuddle and sew for." The minister looked at her doubtfully. "1 suspect it is only the rosy side of her work that ths lettor writer describes; there must be a Rood many disagreeable things about the position of cook or nursery matt." "There are many unpleasant things about our present position," began Mat tio, but stopped abruptly. Not even to tho minister would sho have owned that thry were actually pinched sometimes for suitable food. "Do you think," she asked, hesitating ly, "there would be any impropriety In my writing to this lady to inquire!" "Not in the least; I will forward your letter with a line to the editor. Why not write horei" he continued. And with the promptness of despera tion Mattie seized the venerable goose- quill with which alone the minister thought it possible to write his sermons, and penned upon a if i eat square sheet a brief, ladylike lotter. Tho minister' endorsement was also brief, to tho effect that the writer was a sensible, practical girl, tolerably well educated, and would, in bis estimation, be a benediction in a family such as that described in the communication signed Mrs. . L. Howe. The joint letter found its way in due time to tho sanctum of a-puzzled and amused editor, who frowned and laughed alternately over its contents, naif ctis posed to toss it into the waste basket, but finally nut it iu his pocket with dozen other documents. It might have remained there indefinitely, lor trie ed itor was a young man, and had no per sonal interest in the domcstio problem, but, dininir that day with his s'ster, his serene enjoyment was suddenly disturbed by a series of dull thumps apon the stairs, followed by piercinor screams. "There 1" said Mrs. Lattimcr, rushing away, "blic s let the baby fall down stairs; I always said she'd kill itl I shall dismiss her the minute Fred gets back !" she punted, rettirninjr with the baby. never draw an easy, breath except when tho children are asleep. "Oh, by the way, Florence," replied her brother, "I've got hold of a solution for all your domestic difficulties. Never say I'm not practical again. Here are two servants for you made to order a cook and a nursery maid natives, sis ters capabiej educated, warranted by the minister; what more could you ask!" "liaymond, what on earth are you talking about!" "It's all here, you can see for yourself. The fact is, I've been thinking a good deal about this labor ouest ion; and one evening I wrote a letter for tho Journal purporting to have come from Mrs. E. L. Howe, letting forth her troubles with servants, and appealing to the host of respectable, unemployed women for help." "You miserable humbug! I read it with a sympathizing heart, and meant to write to her myself our cases are so much alike only I forgot it" "Well, here comes a letter from a rus tic maiden, who speaks for her sister and herself, and proposes to undertake the job. She in serious earnest ton, and I'm quite impressed by her letter. JuU read it." V.Mrs. Lattimer read with a critical not to say skeptical air, "I'd sooner have Bridget with all her peppery temper. Deliver me from supe rior, I'm as-good -as-you-aro. servants. I intend to bu mistress in my house, and I want servauts and not companions and friends." . "All right, you have my approval there; but I thought the trouble was you were not niistro s. They obey just far enough to oiaoie tnem to Keep their places aud draw the r wages, and they have no conception of any Other kind of service. Now, if I were a housekeeper I should try these girls; certainly you couidu t be worse oil. 'If you wore a housekeeper you would do just as tho rest of us do bear the ills wo know rather than tempt the un known." "Perhaps so; I'm profoundly thankful I'm not a woman, to go on doiug a thing to all eternity because my grand mother did it before me, and my neigh bors would th'uk it 'so queer' of me to try any now way." "What are you going to do about tho letter You really ought to answer it." "So I shall. 1 shall tell the minister I have forwarded the letter to Mrs. K. L, Howe, who will correspond with him if she decides to pursue the matter." If the editor's letter, proving that Mrs. E. L. Howe was no myth, created deep and profound excitoment in the little circle ol tnreo, what can Le said 01 the effect produced by a letter addressed to Miss .Mattio Harper, offering to her and her sister service in the household of the writer, with wages and conditions very carefully specified? To be sure, it was signed Mrs. Frederic Lattimer, but of course one would use a fictitious name in a paper. The letter was written in very plain terms; it said servants, and not "hired girls" which was supposed in liingham to lie a title of greater tespect, and stipulated that the engagement was only for a month of trial, at the end of which tune, if Airs. J.altimer be not ploased, she would pay their expenses home. "it'll come pretty tough on you, Marthv Harper, being looked dowa on as a servant," said the kind old house keeper. "You wou't have any 'sociation with the fain ly. ' 'I don't tare to associate with the family: we dou't associate with the men we make shirts for. suiu Mattie. shall have Dolly, and Dolly will have me, and we shall both have tho babies. I dou't think we shall care for much more." It was only at Mattie's earnest entreaty that the minister forbore to accompany them to their new home. "It would look as if we expected to be received as something more than we are," she said to Dolly. tnd I want har . ViW ,. . . understand that all we ask is fair wages for fair work." So they went alone. - A smart looking maid answered their ring at the door bell calculated their social standing at a glance, and left them in the hall while she went for her mistress. Presently the girl came back and conducted them to the kitchen. Muttie's eyes noticed that the floor was unswept, the range greasy, and a pile of unwholesome looking tow els lay ou the table; for Bridget bad been goue a week, and a procession of supplies, each one worse than the last, had held brief possession of her king dom. "I am so glad It isn't a basement kitchen, aud see what a large nice yard," she said to Dolly, whose eyes were ready to overflow. Something came clattering along thfl hall, and the door was pushed open to admit a beautiful boy of four, drawing a tin horse after him. Oh, you darling 1 exclaimed Dolly, rapturously. Uut the boy drew back little, fay ing: "Where's Bridget?" And in a minute the nurse pounced upon him and dragged him off, calling him "a little torment and a bad, naughty boy." Mattie's first bread, rashly andertakea with Bridget's home made yeast, was an utter failure, and tho baby clung obsti nately to Johanna in spite of Dolly's blandishments, while Mrs. Lattimer, knowing nothing of housekeeping her self, hnd not a particle of.paticnco with ignorance in others, and clung to her deep persuasion that nothing but the most vigorous putting down could ever keep those girls from disagreeable as sumption. Iiut long before tho end of the month Dolly reigned sweet and se rene in the nursery, wore her nurse's cap without an uncomfortable thought, and drank in delight from the shaded park, with its flowers and birds and fountains, as unconscious of bitter servi tude as the children she loved and guarded. "As for Mattie," Mrs. Lattimer con fessed to her brother, "she's invaluable, and I shall never be able to endure an ordinary servant again, but if she hadn't known her mind better than I did mine we would have parted the very first week. That's one blessed thing your old journal has done for the labor ques tion, and if my ship ever comes in I'll endow the paper out of gratitude." "Ah, I always felt that I teas born to be a benefactor," said the editor. "Your ship would have come iu long ago if you bad called me for a pilot." "And which ono did he marry?" asks the saucy girl at my elbow. Neither f them, my dear. Pretty Dolly, in the course of time, went back to Hiugbamand married a farmer's boy, who had worked his way through col lege, and was not shamed of his wife for having made her way in the same fashion; and Mattie, for aught I know, is a middle-aged and respectable old maid, living oa her savings, and edu cating heathen ia Africa. For this story has nothing to do with marrying or giving in marriage, but with the fact that a good many ships that are Con tinually at sea might oma prosperously in, if they would join comany with each other, without regarding tli fact that one might be a merchant vessel, and the other simply a lugger. Congregation' alitt. Implements of the National Game. The national game of baseball has taken so deep a hold upon the youth of this generation asserts the New York 2'riliuns, that to keep pace with the de mand for balls and bats big 'factories have sprung up in many localities, and hundreds of working men and women gain a liveliMiPd turning the bats over their lathesTSS sewing the covers by hand over the inner core of the sphere, which is now made by machinery. Bats are shipped to this city by the carload from Michigan and West Virginia, and it is estimated that 50,000 cords of ash and willow wood were thus used last winter for this summer's trade. The bulk of the bats are used by amateur players, of course. Willow is the favorite material for the popular bat, as)ts lightness is combined with a sufficient amount of strenth for youthful players, and West Virginia turns out tho best grade of this variety. Tho superior toughness of ash makes it indispensable for the great strain which a professional player subjects it to. and Arichigan's forests furnish nn inexhausti ble supply of this tough wood. The manufacture of balls demands more care. The better class of balls, those of regu lation size and weight, as prescribed by the professional rules, are covered with horse hide, stretched with double linen thread, well waxed and smoothed by machinery.- The inner core is of rubber carefully wound about with yarn by hand until the correct size is obtained. The practice ball, or boys' ball, is cov ered with sheepskin, and is more cheaply and roughly made. The core is usually compose anf leather scraps, which are pressed into a spherical shape by ma chinery and have no more yarn wound around them than is necessary to hold the scrauTtgeth6r until the cover is put on. Tafesiga of cover now iu uni versal use differs widely from the old "star" pattern. It consists ot two strips of leather cut something like the figure eight, or even like the heelless sole of a baby's shoe. These, when laid over the sphere, exactly cover it and are more easily sewn together than any other pat tern, and if the man who invented it had only patented his idea he might have been reaping a fortune for hi pains. The City or Quito. If it were not for the climate, Quito would be in the midst of a perpetual pes tilence ; but notwithstanding the pre vailing tilihiness, there is vory little sick ness, and pulmonary diseases are un known. Mountain fever, produced by cold and a torpid liver, is the commonest type of disease. The population of the city, however, is gradually decreasing, and is said to be now about sixty thou sand. There were five hundred thou sand people at Quito when the Spaniards came, aud a huudred years ago the pop ulation was reckoned at double what it is now. Half the houses in the town are empty, and to see a new family moving iu would be a sensation. Most of the finest residences are locked and barred, and have remained so for years. The owners are usually political exiles who W"T1I,8 elsewhere, and can neither "Olnorreut their properly. Political revolutions are so common, and their re sults are always so disastrous to the un successful, that there is a constant strain of fugitives leaving the State. Anuri-.an ilugazint. Author (to Editor) " Have you ex amined my last story, Mr. Snippitt'1 Kditor " Yes. It seems alt right with one exception." Author " What is that) " Kditor" Ia oue place you lost sight of the eternal fitness of things aud made quite a blunder." Author "In deed!" Kditor "Ves, sir. The scent is laid ia Kentucky, as you remember, and yet ia one incident you make the hero's mouth water," Idea, FOX HUNTING IN ENGLAND. OUTDOOR SPORTS OF 1VOHDLY . 8SUIBE3 AND NOBLE DAMES. those Who Follow the Hound Ite qnire a Trusty Steed and a Good Seat Reymard's Cunning. Coursing with the greyhound and hunt ing the hare with harriers is a kindred Enjoyment to fox hunting, but of a more selfish nature, as they lack tho first named altogether the presence of that necessary and charming element, the ladies. It may not bo out of place, says W.Fen wick in the Detroit Fret lYcu, to give some minor particulars in connection with tho sport in question, as conducted in England, not generally known. To begin then, the pedigree of each hound it is exceedingly improyer to say "dog" is kept as carefully as a race horse, and although to an un practiced eye all the pack looks as much alike as peas, yet the huntsman and "whips" if not the master knows each by name and sight, and could, perhaps, tell the pedigree of either without reference. tile talking once with a huntsman in his house ad joining the kennels, I was surprised that he could instantly detect a quarrolsome member by hl growl, which would be quickly silenced by naming and threaten incthe offenderl Hounds after the hunt ing season are fed but once a day, when they have a "lively gorge" from troughs, the only meat being boiled up with bis cuits, of which the meal largely con sists. They answer quickly to the call of their names at feeding time by the huntsman at the kennel door, and when they appear, in his judgment, to have had sufficient, they are named to retire from the banquet, but often withalet-me-stay-a-bit-longcr look. The pack, too, is exercised several times daily, and is not dangerous to strangers in the open, but should you appear ia an enclosure the "spotted beauties" immediately give tongue, whereupon a wise person would make himself conspicuous by his absence. A good hunter requires nerve, a good "seal" and a trusty steed. If Ihe ap pointed meet is at the residence of the master or some other member of the hunt, a breakfast profuse with cham pagne only increases the feeling of eager no.ss for the frav. The busy haunts of man are left and covers drawn till the welcome "gone awav" succeeds the lure tongue of a trusty hound and tha sport begins in earnest. I remember when a boy watch ing a "draw" from a hill, when lieynard, unobserved by anyone but my noble self, broke cover and passed by me; not realizing the importance of calling on the pursuers, I stood there with all Ihe dignity of the boy on the burning aeck, with the proud satisfaction that sooner or later the whole "hunt" must pass in review before me. This occurred a few minutes later when the huntsman, being told in reply to an inquiry that I had seen the fox pass, asked why I had not shouted. I was lucky to be out of range of his whip. Imagine the chagrin thut must have filled the hearts ot the hunt ing fraternity of Ireland when they were turned back by the ruthless tenants, or of a daring rider listening to the music of the pacK as they passnis country uomain, and who, Owing to his having had a spill, Is obliged to be absent against his will. I have omitted to mention that the early season is called cub hunting, when, should a son of the master be making his debut he may have to suffer from the huntsman the "indignity" of having the gore of the first fox killed, smeared over his face, which "initiation" is called "blooding." Of course there is no greater pest of the poultry yard than the fox, and yet as an encourage.ncnt to small farmers in some parts of England not to destroy this noctural marauder, their claims for lost poultry are paid once a year and a willful destroyer of these animals is looked upon by the hunt with much contempt and his property seldom, if ever, tried. So many excellent stories of Reynard's cunning have been recorded the au thenticity of which I do not doubt thai it would be superfluous to add to them here, but I may say that I have knows instances of a "long brush ' after a fox which resulted in no "brush," the cau dal appendage having been omitted by nature or more probably removed by some hearthless opponent of tho chase into whose hands Key nurd had some tim fallen much to the disgust of the first in at the death who would have to be content with some other limb as a "tro phv" of the occasion. The lato Kev. Jack Pussell, who bore tho soubruiuetof "the hunting parson," was notorious in England for many years for the profound interest he took in the noble sport. He was often known to ride o church in hunting costume, change it in the vestry and perform marriage ceremony aud then appear at the covert side soon after. The Princi of Wales took a very friendly interest in him. In conclusion, the topic has 1 financial savor about it, as it is custom ary to say the hound first finding the quarry gave a welcome note, and that later oa the pack received a check from the fox, probably because they were without a scent! Deceitful Sponges. Temptingly displayed along Four teenth street are baskets of beautiful white sponges, offered at marveluuslj low rates. K is probably worth the ex perience to pay the few cents demanded for an attractive looking sponge inas much as one will find that those sponges are not the clean aud airy things they seem to be. After a year's immersion in water, hot or cold, it will be found that the sponge still retains the consistency of a petrified and perforated rock. The clear white color is due to the bleaching effect of a chemical of such peculiar power that the bleach remains long after the sponge itself has disappeared. n York Triburu. Robust Mail Carriers. In many of the back districts of Ken tucky the mails are oftuo carried as far as thirty-five miles by men who walk the whole distance once a day. A local paper thus describes one of these sturdy carriers: "Mr. Dougherty is very accommodating to persons living along the line (he ought to be.) He will carry a saddle, bee-hive, pup, or even a dog, if he is not too big, aud he is offered enough. He will rid a horse through for any on for a quarter, and carry tui mail pouches oa his shoulder." HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. The Rose of Order. How can I toll herf By hef Cellar, Cleanly shelves and whitened walls. I ran guess her By her dresser. By the back staircase and hall, And wilh pleasure Take her measure By the way she keeps her brooms; Or the piping At tho "keeping" Of hr back and unseen rooms; By her kiteher's air of neatness, And its general completeness, Wherein in cleanliness and sweetness The Kose of Order blooms. Builder. Gathering Hose Leaves. The delightful work of gathering rose leaves is best done early in the morning or late ia the evening. Shake into a wide basket the petals from rores that are about to fall to pieces. The rose leaves shou'd be spread out on a sheet laid down in a dry place where the wind will not disturb them. Rose leaves gathered on different days should not be mixed, but each collection oa the sheet should be stirred and turned every day. when they are all nearly dry they can be heaped together an I finished off on another sheet. When quite dry put up in self-scaling fruit jars. These dried leaves alone, packed ia as tight as they can be pressed down, may be used to till a fancy jar which, wheo left opea for a short time, will perfume a room if the rose leaves are stirred up a little. AdW lork World. A Useful Contrivance. For the benefit of tired mortals who recline in hammocks most of the time during the warm months there is a con trivance from which, if properly made, they will derive much ease and comfort, Make a square frame of wood and cover with auy light fabric, and place a tmcK fringe of the same at the bottom. To the ton of tho frame nail three pieces of board, two at the sides aid one in the center, the three meeting together, ot attach cords in the same manner by which hang to a screw above the ham mock. On one side of tho frame attach cords as for a kite, and have a cord long enough to put through another screw oa a post on a line with the side ou hammock, which, when swung, w cause the frame to swing and stir a de lightful breeze. A damp towel can be attached to the bottom, instead of the fringe, during the intense heat. A string tied to a screw on another post if pulled. will swing tho hammock. If this is too much exertion let some one else pull it This frame, with more adornment, can be utilized as a fly fao. JJe.ro U Free Preu. Apples in Many Styles. large proportion of sugar, niucil ige and omer nuirmve cuuijiuuuui iu iug xuriu of fo-u, apples contain such a line co n bination of vegetablo acids, attractive substances and automatic principles, with tho nutitive mutter, as to act powerfully in the capacity of refriger ants, tonics and antiseptics, and when freely used at the season of ripeness, by rural laborers and others, they prevent debility, strengthen digestion, correct the putrefactive tendency of nitrogen! ous food, avert scurvy and probably maintain and strengthon the power of productive labor." "Of all fruits none are more healthful or afford a greater variety of dishes than apples. We give the following recipes for preparing them, all of which will bo found to be ojJient: "Stkwi r.Ks. Pare tart apples. cut them faarters and remove the cores, put them in a porcelain kettle, stew with sugar, add the juice of half a lemon and a lew bits of the rind, cover with boiling water nnd simmer gently until tender. Dish very carefully with out breaking the pieces and serve cold, "Bakeii Ai'I'i.kx. Wipe sweet apples dry and clean, remove the cores without paring, put them in an earthen aish ana bake in a moderato oven until tender. Serve cold with sugar and cream. "Coddled AiTi.KC Pare tart apples, remove the cores, stand in a kettle, cover with sugar, pour in a little boiling water, put on the lid and allow the ap ples to stoam oa the back of the stove until very tender. Dish carefully with out breaking, pour the syrup over them and stand away to cool. "Comi'otb ok Arfi.Ki. Quarter, neel. core and cook a dozen apples with a little water and sugar. Take up the apples, boil down the syrup, add a sliced lemon aud a handful of raisins, let jel y aud pour over the apples. "Ari-i.K Sxow. l'are and core some large apples without dividing them, Boil some rice for ten minutes, drain and let cool. Spread the rice iu as many portions as there are apples on small cloths, tie tho fruit separately in these and boil for three-quarters of aa hour, turn them carefully on a dish, sprinkle with sifted sugar and serve with sweet sauce. "AriM.iis with Winri'ED G'heau. Tare and core large juicy apples, till the cavities wiiu suar uuu a inuo lemon juice and a little grated rind, put them in a pan with a little water in the bot tom. Sprinklo tho top with sugar, bake them and when done set to cool. Cover entirely with whipped cream, sweetened aud tluvored. "Al'i'i E Mkhinutk. Boil tart apples; after they are pared nud cored rub through a coluuderand sweeten to taste. To a pint of the pulp stir in lightly th beaten whites of six eggs flavor, put iu a pudding dish, set in the oven, brown and serve with custard. "C'UAHI.OTTK l)K PoMMK. Cut tCUSOUl apples into quarters, peel, put them in a kettle with hot water and two cups of sugar, and stew uutil they are clear. When they ate done, liue a large dish with slices of rponge cake, turu the ap ples iu, make a ouud hole in the middle aud till with the ,'yrup in which the ap ples were cooked. '1 Leu put them in a stove oven for au hour. Turu it out on a dish, place over tho top slices of sponge cake. Serve with sugar aud lemon juice. 'Ahpi k Float. Pare and slice some ripe apples; stew down and run through a sieve; beat to every quart of apples the whites of twelve eggs aud a pound of sugary Flavor with extract of leiaou.' P ole electric lights, to be hung to UULIVII, lla lug UCT 1UTQU11VU I ui eat of readers upon cars. Thus e4 fin buf n can become his own lightning THE TWO ARCHERS. - Upon the hills above th heights . Of life two archers stand ; I One like an angel seeming bright, Th other dark and grand. ,' First th bright anel bends his bow Though wonnded, still the victim lives; Blinded, his wound he doth not know, But love th pain it gives. Then tho dark angel, oon or late, Doth with his strong arm bend his boW Swift speeds his arrow, Ilk to fate. And ends the mortal's woe. - r ' These ar th archers high above . Tho tides of mortal life and breath Th cruel angol archer, Love, Th pitying angel, Death. Philadelphia Newt. HUMOR OF THE DAT. Hard to beat A wet carpet - Sic transit Crossing the ocean. The cream of society Ice cream. A stitch in one's side never seams good. A girl's "yes" generally has the genu ine ring. Toot terrible The blast of the ama teur cornet player. Lack of opportunity to steal is a pro lific case of honesty. No use before broke A honso. No use after broke A man. There is some quiet activity but very little bustle about the dress-reform move ment. Definition of a secret "Something for one, enough for two, nothing for three." The broker who tries to keep "in the swim" has to water his stock to a large extent Coffee is going up and down so much in the market it has good grounds for being riled. The cannon is liko a" fashionable woman, inasmuch as it is accustomed to powder and balls. Single misfortunes seldom come alone, and the greatest is generally accom panied by a still greator. An electric boat was recently launched in New York harbor, presumably ofl the Battery. N,ib JIaotn Jftiet. Young physicians are often angry. At least, they are sometimes found out of patients. XatheilU American. "Did he eject you?" "No. I wouldn't 've minded mild treatment of that sort He kicked me out" 2Vtw York Sun. A woman may refuse to tell her ago, but she cannot conceal her rage. That speaks for itself. NurrUtown Herald. Mother "Come here, child; I'll sew the buttons on myself." Fanny "I'd rather have them sewed on the boot." One swallow does not make a summer of course not; but one summer makes an immense amount of swallowing. Picayune. ' Suggestioa to the theatrical manager Goto Castle Garden for your Roman soldiers; a broth of a boy ought to make a good supe. Talk about the meanness of murder ing a man for f 'tO. We know a small boy that struck his mother for a dime. lieu) York isun. You can't always judge of the quality of a city's inhabitants by the "sample men" it sends over the country. Pitt burq Cironicle. The inventor of the barbed wire fence got his idea from the autograph of Russian Prince traveling in this country. New York S n. Teacher (to class) "Why is procrasti natiou called the thief of time?" Boy (at foot of class) "Because it takes person so long to say it" Life. The milkmaid known In former days, If plain was not unbearable. And oftea won ths poet's praise; But the milk made now is terrible) Jacksonville Citizen. "A man can't be everything; his lordship is a man of quality, not of quantity," said a wit of the third Earl of Aberdeen on his making a false quan tity. A grocer over in Bloomington is sup. posed to be the honestest man in world, lie chases the flies off the beam of his scales before he allows them to balance. Mercury. The meanest man so far on record lives in New Haven. His wife asked Lira to give her a pet, some animal that would stick by her, and the next even ing he brought home a leech. Mrs. Truthseeker "John, dear, I re id of them making such a lot of fish plates for railroad tracks. What kind of fish do they use there?" Mr. T. "What kind of fish? Guess it's pike." Uritfihic. Jack Hardup (who always forgets to repay)"! say, old fellow," lend me $1, will youl I have nothing but a large bill in my pocket." Friend (who has been caught before) "Whose is it, youi tailor's? ' L 'e. "Deviled crabs?" said the horrified waiter at a Luke Chautauqua eating house. "Oh, dear, no! We couldu'l give you anything of that kind, sir) Won't you have some angel cake in stead?" Cliienjo Tribune We are told in a Hem that "the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world." This is, no doubt, a pretty sentiment; but the author ought to kuow that about eight women out oi ten rock the cradle with their feet Mercur;. , Nothiug else is so calculated to work on a niau's sympathies as the sight of s young man's painful effort at unconcern while he is scratching his brow with the hand with which he would have tipped his hat to a young lady if she hudu't cut him dead. Juttiie. " Mamma," said a young ludy, "what would be au appropriate present to giv George. You kuow we are net engaged yet?" " How long has he been calling upon youl" "About two years." "Thca I ihiuk a pretty plain hint will be the proper thing tJ give him." Nete York Nrire, Kueh an affable man! I was glad w had met, r or ho made a short ho'ir uiu&t pluuaut, lie ipuka iu a way 1 ahull never forgot Oa tfluestiniM loueeriiiug tho prtMeut His opimous suited my 011 lot T; 1 retfrelUxi that bnuf hour a durance Wheu uiy cuttt by tli buttons b took, Slid he said: " Ar you carrying any lnturanoor" UmuAa Uerla