RATI S OF APVEWTHtiia. Dm aur, toen, lnrtlo""N. I Or. !wor, on. loch, on. mont . rn ftqimf . on. Incn. thre month... vl- On Sqnsre, one Ineb, on yew 1 Two Sqiuri ., one yer. " Qonrter Column, on. year. ... m Half Colnmn, on yu ......... 0 On. Colnmn. on year ....W Lecd tdTwtUwmmU tm anUi pr Km Mca us artloo. Marin tan testa neUoM (rati. AS bin. tat yettfly niUniwrt eonet w tarif. Temporary dTnlMnusu atoM pud U adrano. Jh vOTk-CMk ra ottlvwy. 9 -1. C. WCHK. inorbnugh, A Co.'s Building !. STIvKBT, TCONE8TA, P. UBXJCAN SI.BO per Yenr. rwr.lrirfi for (horUr period - foHrttrd fmm .El Hrti of th. will t. tb.a of Anonymon. VOkV XXI. NO. 1. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 1888. SI. 50 FEIl ANNUM. ""nrcim dies do not talk to ench othci y go shopping. They do not i store as tho proper place in -vtrrtiiin their friends. : n oV.'idcd to permit trial by U selection of tho Jury is to i 1 li government prosccutoi. Uwaid step forward. 'iivnt on foot ia Mext encgration of Gcr Ui iucrcaso tho produc tho northeastern part it lms coined the phrase, :'-r.. !-,," 09 applied to i'-. v, and Connect! i 1 by tho metro- .-i-k. 1 nk president: - v. ho stole $1000 . y not bo proccutod, : u public excitement dit of the bank." in moro than one ' tho world ia growing c -ation of ono of i f church property ( A I frod the Great. lore thy Civil War, u fairly predicted y new arts," he A lucl and we are '.dr. Tho uu :':! organize tho !i sad ml years tho V'i 0 nercsof land i v reclaiming It v 'i k is ttill progress- , u'.c .1 that eight acres i. tured to cultivation country. i -w.k ac'onUha- lust seven . thirty percent, of ' ii-' iijro. . It takes a sf'il canvasser, k dritpMe, and dlo in getting .''.. in the Lou- ;f ihc movement ...i union between I i;ited States fuiij, it . : y amie ation. lie bo- ilay will come when tht raoo on the American '.'in' p"op!c f cf ironocliism, as- '".'..'i.ii. ' A cold- i -.niiei forward to : i' U t, celebrated t- i-iply an iron i.lt iiKcd mass oJ ! 'Initio lihliinet-s, : iiiicrolio and bac- - j -)'e.sions left by , i uo Vs!iington i ;.o collectioQ of . :. y out.iin tho 1 ! y, llum'ooldt, ''Rts, and they il uuture, being I himself.' Some i unwritten history. : cresting curiosities i.i u liece of niosniu - templu to Aaturtc, n Mt Curtilage, which Nitiionul Iuscura at ' i 2')i!0 years old, and H.)r lion in the act of I'yi S teoth, blood spots, l by bits of stone. . .1 a i:cn feet sijuarc, ; .Mich fiuvant, poiatj Lii Js of the human i il lcUtively small i i.i- milt-s (about one ::i alia), divided into " fein, cetitial , and o (about 24-1,000,000 ol 3 , 'd "j 1,000 stjumo miluk); til.'i,0t)0,ooo of in- d ! :!MH,oor sqimre miles); ih '!itliiii ia und Japan, inhabitants and 1,544,. . ) The most papulous id e.long the great rivers, i the coa:.u. Coal basins i far more tliau valleys, ; c, rcise a sort of mag , ; : v i t ating iutlueuce on , ' y,-' it is predicted by the i r - ',-, w ill soon become the .ii !. ii. k iu this country. It is taid tiioniatie, non-i.ntoxicuting, nnd to i licink ul pioperties and produce ! effects not uulike those of tea It enables a person to go a without food. Viscount i-ul General for Franco, dinned in Paraguay, South i i several years, bays that the ii ccy" is a universal drink ! iu tho valley of the liio de la anil k littered to all visitors as ,i they pa-s within the portals of it'ttioii, richorpoor. It is served i a Iioh I and is drunk through a lie bays that it is uot at all im-.-uiit to tho taito ut fust, and ono ii y.'iii i nu aut.iiaiuinru lu il iiiiL IE 1 bu bttdly missed if not offered. OOOD-NirsT AND OOOD-MORNINO. Oood-niRht, for the shadows are fallinj at 4 !antk And twilight draw near with th dusk in IU train. And th faint ting of day In the fat ... tins pasrad, It buildod and bloomed and it blossomed in Tain- Good-night for th stars that !ove u are tot Hsve ra?ignd their bright sqnadrons along the dark sky, - ' And th red clover tops with the dew-drop are wet. While the night wind goes murmuring, whisiering by, Good-night . Good night, for the glow-worms, their lan terns have lit. While afar th lone whip poor-will plain tively calls, And ai bats thro' tbe darkness slow sig-ssg-Ing flit From tbe gloom that divides us your dear answer falls, Good night ' Good-night the door close, fon shut out the stars A hand-clnip a kins for the best friends must part, lis the coming that make and the going that mars And a but echo lingering say to my heart, Good-night, good-night. W parted at dusk, yet we're' meeting at dawn, When the day in his might put the dark ' neas to (corning, For th sunlight pours down and th shad ows hav gone; They fled far and fast, yet they whispered, good-morning, Good-morning. Tbe film on th clover, the dew on the wheat, That shone in the moonlight, the night- qtteen adorning, Have melted away, as too modest to greet The first breath of day as it murmured good-morning, . Good-morning. I saw the long hedge-row flash emerald . green, Like waves In the sun when the crests are slow turning, And the -billowy wheat with auriferous sheen Bent low a It curtseyed a silent good . morning, . Good-morning. . Pork night and fair dawn, you are dear to me both, Tbe pi-onilt-e of dawn, and the twilight's till warning, Bwaetheart, wuc they last we shall never break troth, ' I kiss you good-night, and 1 bid you good- mornlug, Good morning. '. " Cni'cuyo Intrr-Ocean. A MUSIC PUPIL BY MISS EMMA A. OPrER. "Yes," said Mrs. Lansing Gibjon, ris ing and shiklnc out her bilkeu skirts. with gracious smile, I am perfectly H.-uisijcu miMS wumaKor. i was certain that 1 should bo, after Mrs. llalscy'g rccjommcuaaiion. i am sure your play ing is charminir. You will cive Gen evicre her lirt lesson on Monduv, at four! Very well. You will find her tractable. I hope you will be mutually pleased with each other." And Mrs. Gibson went smiliugly out of the music-room, leaving her little girl's. ncwly-oiigaged music-teacher roll ing up her inusiQ and putting on her gloves. It was raining when she put on her rubbers in the hall; tho 'drops were splashing down oa the window. Letty bit the end of her music-roll in con sternation. , bho had ou a new dress, and new dressis were not a common oc currence with her. She was wondering whether she might not wait in a corner of tho big ha 1 till the rain slackened, when somebody cams bounding down the. t win-three steps at a timo It was a gcii:un'ccd youujj man, in hat and over coat, and with an umbrella. Letty's fuir check jiiukened.' This was Kuynioml Gibson, sho knew, (she hud seen-ttimmften enough on the street, and at church, whTthK sat in a central front pew, with his dignified VM.rcuti', aud hi. little, plush-cloiiked.be-ribboiicd Bister; and where Lctty was sometimes substituted for tho organist, who had a habit of taking a rest when he felt like it. Hits had heard Miss Taylor, to whom she gave lessons, talk about him to her bosom frieud, detailing his good looks, tlve amount of his father's fortune ai.d hit general perfections,, and declaring thut ho was by ar the most desirable ' catch" ia town. And. Letty had come to have a ccrtaiu timid consciousness concerning him, because he always looked at her so steadily when ho met her, not td say stared. . She looked up at him now iu tremulous shyness. "Oh, I'm so glad!" cried young Mr. Gibson, breathlessly. "I was afraid you'd be gone, .Miss Whittukcr. You'll let me take you homo, won't you ? It's raiuing hard, and yon haven't an um biella. I've been in the librarv, listen ing to your playing, and I cuu't sny how much I've enjoyed it, Miss Whittnkti. I'm sure Genevieve is awfully lucky to get you." 1 hey wero going down the (rent steps. He had her uiusio roll, ami had otleied hi arm, nnd was holding his umbrella so far over her that his silk hat was get ting rained ou. Tye en joyed your playing in church so much, Miss Whittak.-r!" ho went on. eagerly. "I with I'elerson would i'.ay away all the time." "t)h," I.etty protested, with her eyes on the wet street, ' I'm a very poor sub stitute, Mr. Gibson!" "Indeed you're not I" said the young man, earnestly, "I prefer your inicrpro tatious, really your touch, your expres sion, everything. I'm always delighted when I'etcrsou' away. How muddy it's getting ! Let's cross tho street, Miss Whittakw." They met Sadie Mcrrilt ns they t rossed it. Sadie was in the Gibson ' set,'' aud she gave the little limbic teacher aud her t scoria blare of amazement. Lctty felt somewhat frighted as they walked ou; but Mr. Gibson seemed to gain enthusiasm. . "Do you like music teaching?" he said, helping her across a puddle. "I suppose it's a bore?" "I do get tired sometimes," I.etty ad mitted. "But I like It, I've a nice clnss." "All aaca, 2 suppose?" paid Mr. Gib- ion. .:- "Oh, res! from six to twenty. From tho first lesson In the instruction book up to Chopin." Lctty rejoined. "You take beginners then!" . "Yes." The Wileoi carrlntrc was approaching, and the Wilcoxcs wore particular friends of tno Gibsons. Letty was glad thecor ncr of tho street was so nenr. 'I have always liked muHic," said Mr. Gibson, hesitatingly. "I I suppose I'm rather eta to learn, but coula you take another pupil?" lie stammered over the inquiry, and Letty looked bewildered. "Another pupil? " she echoed. should like awfully to learn, you know!" said Mr. Gibson, engcrly. "And it shan't be any troublo to you. I'll come to the house. You do take pupils at the hoiuc, don't, you? J. should like it im mensely i ' Letty was dumb with astonishment. A music, pupil? (Mr. Gibion?) What an incredible idea! And yet, she was not displeased at tho prospect. 'Ihcynaa reached Her modest, uttlo gate, and she looked up with s timorous smile. "Why, certainly, Mr. Gibson, if you ieh," she murmured. "I crtainly do wish," he responded, emphatically ; and he looked highly de lighted. And when he turned away from the door, five minutes after, the date and hour of his first lesson had been ar ranged, and ho had forced upon his teacher his first term' tuition. Letty gave her mother a slight sketc h of that first term, at its close. She had gradually recovered from her amazement at the acquirement of her latest pupil, and had given herself to his instruction with nil her usual interest and energy. If the interest was greater iu this case than in the case of Juliana Gray or little Tommy Ducker, for example, Lctty was innocently unaware of it. "He's very bright, really, mamma," she declared, "uf courso it seemed funny to have to teach him the very rudiments. Why, he had to begin with the staff, and learn the name of tho lines nnd spaces, just as my youngest scholars do. It was nil I could do to keep from laughing, the first lesson. But bo 1 earns so easily. lie really has good technic, aud I can see he's going to Lave lot of feeling for music. He's got along real well. I know he must pr.icti e aw fully hard. He can play a little piece with both hands already, and- he says he'll play it at the rehearsal Thursday afternoon. I told him h- Deed n't if he didu't.want to. You know all my class arc going to play, aud I'm afraid they'll laugh, it's m funny to see him playing it. I!ut he says he'd just as lief as not. Gf course I'll explain that he hasn't taken lessons long." Mr. Gibson came next day for his les son; he took two a week. He played his scales through carefully, and then executed his ' piece" with laborious t ains, but with great success. Letty wo delighted. "If you do as well as that at the re hearsal I'' she said, with a pretty enthusi asm which glued her pupil eyes to her face. "Miss Taylor has offered their parlor, you know, and I'm so glud, be cause if all the parents and friends come there'll hardly be room enough here." "MUs Taylor i" Mr. Gibson reieated, somewhat blankly, it strifck his teacher. Iiut he went on talking of something else, and talked on till the striking of the clock made him jump up. He had fallon into ih-; habit of staying after his lesson was over to talk; so that aftei twenty lossons it was not strange that they felt tolerably well acquainted. And Lctty had confided to herself more than once that Mr, Gibson was "uncom monly" enteitaiuiug and nice. The rehearsal passed off with all pos sible smoothness; but Mr. Gibson wag not there. Lctty had received a note from him at the last minute, stating his unavoidable detention. A bunch of tioweis had accompanied it, and a white rose shown iu Letty's soft hair at the reception. Little Genevieve came and played suc cessfully. Mrs. Gibson came with her, aud she smiled blandly - on Letty, and complimented her on Genevieve's progress.- She did not mention her son, and Lctty went home vaguely wonder ing. She gave Genevieve a lesson next day. Sue didu't understand why it was, but I the imposing hall, with its stately fur- iiisuins, nuu tuu t uariuuigiy -lllipouiieu music-room,' tomenow depru.-sed tier. She had another rose from' Mr. Gib eon'sbouquct in a button hole of her jacket and she looked down at it rather drear ily. !jhe had come to kuow him so weil, and all this grandeur seemed to thrust her so hopelessly fur away lrom him. Not that she had that thought distinctly iu mind. She was a sensible girl, aud by no means foolishly impressionable and lomautic. Hut she was dimly unhappy. It was due to this mood, doubtless, that she forgot h?r muff, and went three blocks on her way home without it. SLa saw youug Mr. Gib?on ruu up tho steps as she turned back, and she walked slowly in order to avoid him. His hat was on a peg when she was ad milled totlu hall, i.etty looked at it wistfully. It looked wofully different, hanging on a mahogany hat-rack with a long mirror, and lying informally on her piano top at home. Th note of the Gibson piano were sounding, aud Letty listened wonder ingly. She recognized tho moonlight scua'a, brilliantly and charmingly ex executed. Who was it! Mrs. Gibson, possibly; but I.etty had had the impression that Mrs. Gibson didu'i play. She listened with quickly appreciative admiration, aud with some longing, be cause the felt certain tbat.lhat was better than she could have dona. She went on into th.-music-room, in eager curiosity. Her mutt lay on the chair where sho had left if, but I.etty did not tuko it. She Hood quite ttill lu the doorway, paiiirg, motiouless and speechlcs., ut the persou ou the piano-stool It was liayiuond Gibson. Ho was ubsorbed iu his occupation. Hi head was thrown buck, and his eyes were on the ceiiiujr. lie was usiuif tho nUals vigorously, and swaying gentljk as he played. His music-teacher had stood In the doorway some three minutes before he became aware of her presence Then there was a crashing of the keys. "Miss Whittakcr!" gasped her pupil. Letty only gnzed at him. She was quits stunned. Mr. Gibson sprang to his feet. "Don't look like that!" ho entreated, rushing toward her. "Don't Miss Whit taker!" But Letty shrank back, her eyes fixed upon him in solemnity nnd sternness. "What what docs this mean, Mr. Gibson?" sho said, with an austerity which was marred by her faltering voice. Mr. Gibson pulled her gently inside, and shut the door. s "I know you'll forgive me!" hef 1m p'ored. Lctty looked at him with reddening cheeks, and then burst into tears. "What did you do it for?" she sobbed. "What fori" her pupil repeated, stand ing very clo.-o to her and getting posses sion of one of her hands. "Don't you know, Mis Whittakcr Letty) I've wanted to know you so for years evor since I first saw you. And I'd begun to think I never should be nblo to manage it. .1 used to lie awuke nights worrying over it. And walking home with you that day 1 hadn't intcuded it, truly, but we'were talking about your pupils, you know, and the idea occurred to uio, and I couldn't help it. Lion't be aogrv. I did accomplish it, you ee. We do know each other. What's the odds, dcari" "You've made me perfectly ridicu lous!" letty sobbed. If sho had heard his last adjective, she ignored it. --. "No, no I've been care fuh not to! Nobody knows it not a soul. That's why I didn't go to the rehearsal the Taylors kuow I can play, yon see." He did his best to stitjo a laugh; but his teacher was laughing, too, through her tears. The vision of her tail pupil, laboring through "Little Katy'a First altz," overcame bcr. s "You outrlit to Jre nshimed of your self!" the cried, laughing and crying to gether, somewhat hystericilly. "I am I ami" suid Kaymond. "I'm ashamed ; but I am not sorry. Why, might not have known you yet if hadn't" - Then he paused, palpitatingly. "What duets we'll have when we're married, dear!" he said, softly. "What will your mother say'i" said Letty, gasping with bewildered joy. ";ay i She'll say I've got the sweet est girl in the woild. Sho hasn't any ridiculous notions; nnd, besides, she'll never think Cf denying me anything .1 waut." And neither did she. S tturday Night. Mnkinr Maple Sugar. Sugar making has commenced in this Stato and throughout New England, 1 ho firvt thaw starts the sap running from 1 tic ro?ls, and the enterprising far iners are ready with their augers to tap tbe trees nnd atch the sap. lu the days of our jgiaudfatliers the plan was to cut in tbe tree a deep gash with an axo or' bore a two-inch holo in it. Wooden spouts and tubs were used to catch the sap, and ox team to haul it on sleds to a ronuh shanty in tho wood, where it was boiled dowu in large iron pots hung over a tire of blazing logs, lluse pots had to bo watched night nud day to prevent boilingViver. When reduced to a syrup it was placed in casks nnd taken to t'ue farmliouse, where the boiling was con tinue; To prevent burning the Inaii3J swe-ct disposition aud a bright intellect was constantly stirred until it was iro-lLfcy,i,.r Vi-W Li-k,.nn.- nounced done. It was then poured into molds, and when cool produced the solid cakes that wo sec in the market. Great improvements have been intro duced in the last few year'. Instead of injuring the tree by chop ping or by boring two-inch holes iu it, a three-quarter-inch holo is bored and a tin tube inserted to catch the sap. This does not hurt the tree, as the place grows over in a couple of years. The sup is taken to tiiesuKar-riove in neat cans, or, in some large gro' pipe line is laid to do this service. sifciiporaUng pans, that proJueo a vacuum and boil down twice as much sap, nd use one quarter the nmotint of fueluow replace the old iron-kettles. A good quality of maple sugar uiay bo refined until it is nearly as white as cut loaf suar. Much of the sugar that comes into the market as the first anival of the new croji, is last year' sugar. Tho first sugar is uot equal to tliatinailo toward the middle of the sea. on. The sap is thin and contains le-s saccharine matter thau it docs after it has ruu for a couple weeks. Only tho rock uraple is used for sugar. The trees are iu groves contu'ning frcni one bundled to one thousand trees. Theso groves form whot is callerJ a sugar bush. The trees are tapped on the south or east side, the rmrilt trees onuo, and the large ones two or three times. Laud sloping to tho south is much better for sugar nuking than land thut is Hat or slopr-s in any other way. The sugar maple is a tree pei-ulinr to tlm country. There are none in Kurope, aud our inuple sugar is as great curiosity cn the other side as their beet sugar is here. Voston Juurnal, UiironlrolUble Forces. Every now and then we get a reminder of the existence of uncontrollable ele ments bcfoie which man is helpless, and agniust which no iuvcntiou can ever se cure safety. We huve disastrous tempests on the high ea. Wo havo destructive blizzards like thoso iu Dakota. We have occasional warning of dungcr from tho slumbering earthquake. We have cxtraordiuiiry suow storms which stop tho wheels of trallic and in terrupt our industries. We have the lightning that threatens. We havo the times of baleful weather, and solur tires that are uluiost con suming. We are as hclplcta in the presence of these elemental forces as were the men who lived wheu lirst tho human raco took up its pitiable. Aod i he men w ho live iu the last day of the carlh will be just us helpless. Hut this fact need not prevent us from enjoying the haleyon years, with their vaiyini? seasons, during tho whole courso of which man kind lum felt ressuimLily secure against the menacing agencies which tiicy cannot touJJ'ol. A.ta ivrh HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. Starch for Shirt Bosom. For starch for shirt bosoms add a little cold water to two tablcspoonfulsof good starch and rub with a spoon to a smooth paste, liicn pour on a pint or more oi boiling water, stirring briskly to kee; it smooth and free from lumps. Hoil from twenty minutes to half An hour, stirring occasionally. Add a tablcpoonful of gum arabic solution (made by pouring boiling water on gum arabic and letting it stand till clear and transparent1, a drop of blueing and a piece, tho size of a hazel nut, of white wax or spcrmaccttt. btrnin the starch through thin muslin; uso it scalding hot. There is a gre it "knack" in starching; tho linen must be evenly saturated with the sturch. Taste In Furnishing. While it is not essential that the carpet should match the furniture nnd curtains, there Miould be no violent contrasts, nor should it be so brilliant ns to produce an unfavorable effect on the furniture. If the furniture is all of ono color, say crimson, a carpet of white and crimson, or wood color and crimson, will look well. Sim ple colors and patterns in a carpet are preferable to the brilliant and showy. V'erv daik carpets are undesirable from the fact that every s ck of thread that falls uponthem shows. Tapestry llrus- scls carpets, now in vogue, are not al ways desirable, as the colors are apt 10 wear off. A real Brussels is dyed in the wool, while the tapestry Brussels has the pattern stained m alter weaving, ana hi though when new it loans welt it uoes not wear. Of the semi-neutral, maroon ia best adapted for a carpet. Either much white or muchJilack is on error. Softie persons object lurDishing in one color as not affording sullicient variety. Yet a parlor was recently furnished in crim son of several shades, the effect be'ug pleasing. Tho carpet was a deep crim son, while the satin brocade of the furni ture was of a lighter shade, the blending being perfect. Tho curtu'ns were like tho damask the chat. a, relieved by white lace curRiius. Tho introduction of white in such casos is very desiiable. Fiuntitoo Pott, Honey.' Children would lather cat brcrfd and honey than bread and butter. One pound of honey will go as far as two pounds of butter, nnd also has the advantage of being fur more healthy and pleasant tasted, nnd nlways remains good, while butt?r oon' becomes rancid nnd often produ-.es cramp in tho stomach, eructa tions, sourness, and diarrhoea. Pure honey should always be freely u-cd in every family. Honey eaten upon wheat breid is very boncliciil to hearhiUojsi;,,p hency instead of sugar iu almost ewijlJire for "potichomiuTc," ubd this ngnin kind of cooking is pleasant for tho palate ns it is healthy for tlic-ioinich. ln pre- Caring blackberry,.' rar-4C ..xiwBaw erry shortcake, it is inlinitcly superbr. It is a common expression that honey is n luury, having nothing to da with the life-givuig piinciple. This is au ciror; honcv is food iu one of its most conc.cn!.l.l forms. Truo it does not nJij so-i.urdMa the grow th cf muscle as doeyrr fstcak, but it doe, impart other properties no Icbs necessary Ip llwalth and vigorous physical nnd- intellectual action. It gives warmth ti the system. arouses nervous energy aud gives vigor to nil the vital fuuetious. To tho laborer its gives strength, to tho business mau mental forco. lis ell'ejts are not like ordinary alimulauls. such ns spirits, ct but produce n healthy action, the results ti which are pleasing and permanent a -Fittx, Fit-Id and HUkiaiuJ Iteifpcs. Arnicot FntTf Kits'. Cut iho apricots in halves, cook until quite -brown, sift sugar over Ibx-m and S"rvo. . ljp;u'E Cake. Ono nnd one-half cups oXi.'giir, twojthirds of a cup of butter, one C'upof seeded fuSr'V"';. i.voyiidi, of. a cup of sweet milk, threikytrf.,.flour,' two eggs, one heaping tcaspoouful of cream of tartar, one-half even tcaspoou ful of soda, cinnamoD, nutmeg, cloves to taste. Hu e Br. bad. Boil one pound of whole fW in enough milk to d.ssolve nil tho SrHjristidiug to it, boiling, iu it is ab-sorljcM-. fynr pounds of flour in a pan, nud ini v t-riuur the rice and milk, adding salt and a large wineglass of yeast; knead and let rise until light. Slake into loves and bako. STKiwiiKifitvFooi.. Take one quart of fully ripe bulled strawberries and put them into n saucepuu with n quarter of a pound of white sugar. I ut them on a uiocTeiate tiro where they may stew cently, covering the snua-pnu closely and stirriug them occasionally to keep them from burning. lien tho fruit his stewed fcr ten niluutcs remove it lrom the lire, nnd rub it through tine hair sieve with the back of a wooden spoon. Then set it nwuy, nnd when it becomes cold stir in enough now milk. or what is better still, cream, to make it about as thick as custard. Place on the ice till thoroughly coid aud scivo. Pkacu Jki.i.v. Muke a thiu syrup with ten ounces of sugar and half l water. 'Iheu take ten or twelve lipe peaches, pure tlicui, cut them in halves nnd tuko out tho stones, biuising tiie kernels of half of ttuiu. Now put the halved peaches, together with the bruised kernels, into the syrup and allow them to simmer for lifteeu nijiules, adding, forfhuor, the c-t of two lemons nud the juice f three. Then strain the jelly thiough a jelly Lag, add ten ounces ol dissolved gelatine nnd pour it iulo a mold, which should be placed on tl.e ice until the jelly becomes still encugh to turu out. The peaches themtclves nny be used utilized as a compote. CuctMiiKii Soli'. For a quait of tcup peel aud grate a medium-sized cucum ber, put it into a bowl w ith a level tcs spocuful of salt sprinkled over it, and let it stimd for au hour; at this cud of n hour sqi ceze the - tur umber juico thio igh a fiuo towel; put iu a saucepan ove r the fire a tablespoonlul each of but ter and Hour, stir Ihem until they bub ble, and lln-u gradually stir iq the cucumber juke and a quart of hot milk ; let the soup boil for two or thryj inin iitis, scasou it palatably with salt, white pepper and nutmeg, und then draw the b.iu- cpau to the fire where tho soup will not bod ; beat the yolk of a law c.; smooth with half ucupful of the soup,uud then stir it smoothly into the rest; serve the su.ip hot as soou as tho egg is lidded t it, y EUGENIE AS AN EMPRESS. A LIFE OF LTJXURT THAT WAS MONOTONOUS AND WEARISOME. The Whiinnlcal and Vnatiractory Kfl'drt to While Away the Dreary Hours Extravagant Presslnflr. The life of the Empress Eugenie, of France, soon became utterly monotonous and weirisome. She rose at about 9:30, and took the late breakfast replacing the lunch in France, with the Emperor alone, at 11:30. At 2 her ladies came. In Paris they slept nt their own homes, but in the country residences they had their stated turns of waiting, and dur ing that time lived at tho palaces. Among her Indies, of course, some were more agreeable to her than others; but she must accept the Inexorable turn of precedence, and could not choose her companions. Lay after day she drove out with tho lady whoe privilege entitled her to a seat in the imperial carriage; day after day sho went to the Bois do Boulogne, and bowed incessantly to the crowd ; day after day she returned just in time to dress for dinner; and then came the weary evening, where nobody had any thing to say, if they had dared to say it No one could sit down till she gave the gracious permission ; but this she did in varlbly in the case of ladies. Her ready good nature would have willingly ex tended the privilego to tho gen tlemen in waiting, but this was contrary to rules nnd must not be. So the" Indies sat in a circle and the gentlemen "stood nt ease," tired out before the close of the evening. When her Majesty retired scarcely hud the lost fold of her skirt passed tho door before all the weary at tendants threw themselves on the sofas. The presence of majesty necessarily pre vented convcrsntion; every one nwaitcd the pleasure of tho sovereigns. The Em- fieror spoke very little, nuu in a sou, unguid voice; tho Empress, feoling that the general chill would be uubenrable if she did not take the lead, chatted iuccs- santly with a sort of feverish vivacity. Her voice did not seem to belong to that sweet face; it was the Spanish voice, guttural and harsh. Sho spoke French with perfect fluency, but with a decided foreign accent. The wearino-s of those evenings be came so unendurable that all kinds of ex periments were tried to vary their mon otony. One night the Empiess suddenly took a fancy to make artificial flowers, and a chamberlain was immediately dis patched, at nine o'clock yi the evening, to procure tho necessary material. Anoincr time one who possessed the most pcauti ful specimens of ceramic art that France could afford, was seized xvslii n violent mirs.Tf, lui.ieu immeuiaieiy. iitrwimg ud Wve VtrKscd. But what book could be chosen lor sucn an assemoiy r Some proposed "Jane Eyre," the well known novel. The Empress was amused, but tho Emperor utterly wearied. Then they tried "Josephus" and the "Wars of the Jews." Heie tho Emperor was in tonsely interested, but tho Empress yawned, and the.JVuipt was given up The Emperor was in gcueral more popu lar in lho Imperial household than tho Jyupr;ss; his languid gentleness was in nobody's way, b it the Empress was often irritable and capricious. Sho was cer tainly intelligent, but her education had been neglected, and she cured for no in tellectual employment ornrtistic occupa tion. She hated music; she had no ta to for the fibe ni ts. Even a well-written play nt the ThiaUa, Francais slid no amuse her. She wtAilaitWtt: JlkecL -tlfe ama 1 tltcaUo.T-anythiiig, in short, that could make her laugh; but this undivi ded kind of pleasure could not bu en joyed. Her life had been one of constant amusement the empty existence of watering places and now ho was, iu fact, a prisonor. Sho gnvo state bulls, but they were filled with such a motley crowd that she could only dance the open ings fltladrillo and walk through the romnsi"!irT.i r-?C"r Thou she gave select private ba Is, but the absence of the French neistocrucy obliged her to invite a largo proportion of. wealthy-, foreigners Hussians, Wnl lachiuns, and a so Americans. These were unknown iu French society, -aud splen dor of dresi seemed the only means of being remarked. To attain th's end no extravagauce soemed too exces-ive, and tho Empress was blamed as having origi nated the lore of dress, which spread in all classes nnd became n complete mania. So fur as she herself was concerned, the accusation was greatly exaggerated. She certainly liked dress, nnd preferred fragi'e clouds of tul e and gauze to the hiavy but durable nugnillcenc e of valua ble la e aud brocaded stuffs woru by the Bourbon princesses. But tho light clouds In which the fuir Empress ap peared like nn Undine or-sylph were very expensive, aud could only bo worn once. Every one wished to be like the Empress, nud nt cveiy lull filmy dresses costing fabulous prices were torn to pieces, but had to bo replaced. Hus bands grumbled, and the Eiupre s was accused of ruining families by setting the example of extra agiiuce.-r-VK rjut, ' iltigajinc. Monster Sea Serpenls. That there are fca monsters, spoken of as "sea-serpents," not hitherto actually raptured and scientifically described ami classified, secim to bu tolerably' well established, although sumo naturalists still regard these creatures as fabulous. Ouo cf tho latest accounts to cli ng this mutter is the following: While the bnats of the bark lloie Ou, commanded hy f 'utitain Kevmonr wnrtt nn thn uuteh fur whales oil t Pearl Islauds, bctwecif! forty and fiiry miles from Panama, the water broke a short distance away, and Captain Seymour made ready for u whale. But a head like thut of a horso rose from the water and then dived. The creature was seeu by all the boat's crew. Captain Seymour describes tbe auimal as ubout twenty feet long, with a handsome, horse-like head, with two uuicoru-shupc.1 horns prostudiug from it. 'i'he crent ire had fo.tr legs, or double-jointeti fins, hidj profusely speckled wjth largn black spots aud a tail which appear. U to te tlivid into two parts. It was seen on two'iitfereut days, and if whulcshud not been about at the time, an e Ton wool I have been made to capture it. l aptu'n Seymour and his olliceri ugreu hut thu creature is jvcculiur to tbe I.My, uud that it couhiyasily be killed with hiuce aud guns. iUUui'a Cv.HtUuSon. CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGB. Fpring chicken, roa.t partridge, ' Broiled woodcock arln"f il May please the dyspeptifJ Whose appetites fail; . j' But, for a man hearty,, i 1 . J A nd healthy nnil wise, Tlnln corned beef aod cabbage Takes always tbe prize. ' - ; Tbe beef, streak o' fat, Btreak o' lean, white and red, -Cut erode wise the grain And as tender as bread. With cabbage cooked with i And mealy potato Boiled right in its jacket. Served on the same plate, O, Is something a man with An appetite know Can beat any dinner French cookery shows. And when he has emptied His plate heaping high He never has room for A pudding or pie. O, corned beef and cabbagel Your prai.-es we sing. - For a solid, sqnsre meal You are truly the king. You make us unbutton Our vests every tim And fill us with bugs Satisfaction sublime. We pity the people Who dwell irrtlie Bats Who, thinking about you, Get hungry as rats, And can't, for thy fragrance, Which heaven doth seek, Enjoy you but only . One day in the week. H. C. Dodge, in DetauU Fret rress. HUMOR OF TIlMDAT. Becf-anning is a put-up job. A shady set A group of trees. A fowl tip A rooster's comb. A paper-hanger sticks to his business. The last thing in shoos The wearer's hccL Out on a striko a defective luoifor match. Merchant Trareler. Sleepy Hollow "Good ntght!" over tho telephone Bolton O dlctin. ' "All roads lend to roam," remarked a tramp, studying guide board. Orajitiic. The butterfly which from the roue Had tried to ip with deep content I Thought '"how penurious this tlow'r, I For it will only given scent:" Albany RrprtMt. 1 Little Charlotte, four years old, was learning her alphabet. When she came to x y e it she looked up, tired and dis gusted, and impatiently said: "Where's the rest of 'ems" ' " Fair Ifutron "Won't you lot your wife take a chance in this lottery " Husband "Oh, no; she never draws anything worth having." "Well, you kuow marriage is a lottery, sir." "Yes cr that is well, put her name down." His best girl was out walking with him, nnd he shot a beautifully plumugcd biid. "Oh, John! how could you kill the dear creature?" "Why, Susie, 1 thought you would like it for your Sun day bonnet." "Oh! you dear, good, thoughtlul fellow." ; "How many of you are there?" asked a voice from an upper window, of a party of "waits." "Four," was the reply. "Divide that among you," said a voice, as a. bucketful of water fell, "like tho gentle dew from heaven," on those beneath. Cairo Me-axngcr, J We see by a dramatic exchange.' "that a Mr. William Tattcison attempted1 the title role iu ''Hamlet" with tho usual result i. e., the company walked home. So at last the time-honored mystery of who struck Billy Patterson is cleared up. He was stago struck. Albany - 4. , Ho had told her that business called him to. Europe and that ho might be gone a year. Willi a pale face and 1 cut;ngtliuart ho nervously awaited the effect. Finally the girl spoke: "You seem a triflo nervous nnd excited, Mr. Sampson,'! sho told. "Are you afraid of being seasick?" '1 . i.. ...i. 4 hc rjwrn, I praised ber beauty rare j Her luce, her form, her drees i For she was wondrous fuir, And knew it, too, 1 guess. 6hotoHsed her queenly hend With oiiitmn proud anil free, And sweetly, bravely said: '"You'll Uud no mes on mel" j Vleceiaiul Sun. Bobby was at a neighbor's, nnd in re sponse to tho offer of it piete ofbieud and butter, politely sard: "Thank you." "That's right, -Bobby," said the lady, "I like to hear littio boy say thank jou." "Yes, in.i told niu I must say that if you gave me anything to cat.tvcu if it wasn't nothing but bit '.d uud butter." Tid-Uit. Mnu is largely tho unhitoct f his ow n fortune, and yet a strong und well de veloped mnu wuiks hard for Jl.it or $1.50 per day, while a small, second edi tion sort of a man with an abnormally developed wart on tome portion of his anatomy grows wealthy in a dimu museum, und laughs the world to scorn. Vi'y llli.viid. "Vow thut you ure going to many my daughter I would like to know something of your faults." -'Very well, sir." "Do you smoke or' chew r" vNtver did cither iu my life." "Do you it;;nk." "No, sir. I don't drink or gamblo t putrouizu hgrse laces or swear or read trushy literutuie. And, now, utter tho wcuding, w here would you advise me to livel" "In Heaveu, my oa." Liiuvl Journal. Au Aiuleut Umbrella. ' An umbrella t hut was brought to this country from Holland iu lli.iO has lieeu on exhibition iu Albany, N. Y. It bear the name of un Italian maker. It has beeu iisu'itcd that umbrellas ure a later invention than Hi 10 nnd that an Knglish. man hist ftjipcsrcil in the sheets ol Lon (louiu the lust century with one ti pro tect him lrom i he ruiu. The fact i-, however, that uiubielhis wero in Uso by ihe Egypliiius 4 Wii yeurs ago. 1 he um- bull. .a seed s vth clu in ll,u somel inns attached to a streets ure seeu pictured tniou the Wall iirMutniL's of uucient Egypt. t WiUium Jniuet s.iys that Llewellyn Is pronounced "ilhyiluiiiliu" iu Wcleh. -V