RAT IS Of APVHTIIIWtt On ft)", ra. tech, ou toMrtlm. 4 On Hqosra, om Inch, on. month On 8rn, ono IneO, thrto montks... On 8qnr, on lna, DM jeu Two 8qnrx, on year. " Qnrt.r Column, on year Half Colamn, on yosr On Colamn. on jmt LnrtU 4TnlMaata to asala for Uaa Met ltarrlag aaa amtk ntkm paifc. B bill for yearly 1i.iUm t o4letl tJij. Temporary sdrartumMau Butt k U adrano. Jok work ess tolrrory. M FOREST REPUBLICAN la pnlllid tmj WednMdty, T J. E. WENK. OB04 la Bmearbaugh Co.'e Building kLM mUtBT, TIONE8TA, Tk TmM) fl.BO per Year. Tte WctV' roeelwe for a shorter period Forest Republican. TIONESTA. PA,, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 1888. 1.50 PER ANNUM. tn.n thro nvwth. OnfTaopeaaNm aottelted from all Hrtl of th eowOjy. No notle will k Uka of eaoarmonf VOL. XX. NO. 49, There are 8,000 persons In the United JMates who profess to be able to heal the Ick by the Christian icience, or faith cure formula. The prize for the effectual destruction of rabbit offered by the New South Wales Government is being" warmly con tested. Already 380 .-inventions have lieen sent' In to compete for the 250, ooo. The Church of England ts getting so pressed for money that Canon Gregory proposes to cut down the salary of the Archbishop of Canterbury from 15,000 to .CI3.000, and the salary of the' Archbishop of York from 10,000 to A'8.000- ' It may not be generally known that Arkansas 1ms very flno apples, and a greater variety than is grown on the Pacific coast. Arkansas has now com- peted at all the limit shows in the United 1 States, and has at each place wou the i highest award for apples. j i The insurance companies last year col " Ucted f 4,1 HO, 000 net money in Chicago, for premiums, while they paid out for firo losses a little over $3,0011,000. The showing was nearly as bad as this in New York, and all around the year seems to have been. an unprofitable one for the com- panics. The fashionable butter makers of America, such as Mayor Hewitt, of New York, and William B. Dinsmore, are fur in advance of their English colleagues. They get a dollar a pound fur their b.it ter, but the Duchess of Hamilton offers burn for sale for one shilling and seven Jicnco'per pound. The Boston's Young Men's Christian Association, establishing a library, in vited George W. Cablo to deliver a lec ture in behalf of the enterprise. No tickets were sold. Admission was given to anybody who brought a book for the library. The scheme umdo a happy hit; g many librury shelves wore filled. The queen of the Cowling River tribe ' of Indians died near Freeport, Wash- ' Ingtou Territory, a few days ago, and was burried -with a grcit Indian pow ' wow. the was more than one hundred years old and was ono of the surviving members of a tribe that was once a power among the Indians of the North s') west - Professor Kirchoff, to decide a bet, recently stated thst Chinese was the most popular language in the world. is spoken by 400,000,000 persons; Hin- dostaniby upward of 100,000,000; Eng lish by more than 100,000,000; ltussinn ' by more than 70,000,000; German by 5H,000,000; Spanish by 48,000,000, and French by ouly 40,000,000. Tho night school for convicts, lately started in the New Jersey State Prison, is produ ,iug good results. One of the . .. SA'Vidlars ius s'i'.iT'e. A a dictionnry in' uis cell. When be hears a new word hu write it down on a slip of paper. lie then asks a deputy keeper what it means. He writes down the meaning opposite - the word and tiles the slip on a hook in his cell. In the evening he studies these slips for an hour an two. His unique dictionary now Consists of about 80i) words. General Grecly now wisely suppli menu his monthly "Summary of Intcr- national Meteorological Observations" with a series of daily charts covering laud and sea, most of tho way from the equator to the Arctic circle. The changes taking place in one part of the globe have such intimate relations with those at a distance that the highest eiticiency in forecasting can bo obtained only after careful study of simultaneous phenomena in adjacent regions. Those maps con duce directly to that end. If the wits who waved humorous over the purchase of Alaska twenty-one years ago could read to ne of their "jokes" to day, they would scarcely be pleased at their exuberance, says Frank Lflit'i. The average annuul market value of the products of that locality in recent years bas been almost equal to the entire sum which the United States paid for the whole region. With a Territorial Gov ernment organized there, to give security tq titles and afforcTencouragemcnt to emi gration, the annual gold product alone, a few years hence, would undoubtedly exceed the original cost of that entire section of the country. , Though considerably past seventy years old, Prince Bismarck still works as hard ai he did when he was twenty years younger. He never goes to bed until two in the morning, and eats a hearty sup per shortly before midnight. He rarely rises much before noon, us he has always been a heavy sleeper and is otten dW tf jed during the night by the arrival of v.jpatches which require instant atten tion. The Chancellor is becoming a rich man. The salaries from his o. lice are by no means extravagant, but added to the revenuej of his estates and the profits of his saw-mills and distilleries, they bring bis income to bvtwenn $100,000 and (150,000 a year. And, as the Prince is notoriously economical, a very large pro portion of this comfortable income is an nually caved, MY NEIGHBOR ANb t. My nelghliort arrve held In fee tile Road, and green, an! fair; Six slender foet of ground for me, My mother earth may spare. To have and I10M when I shall b Heedless of title there I The turrets of his mansion rlsa In state above the trees; The walls thst frrwt my waking ayesj His pride would hardly please; Unless some bide me In the skies. I have none elss than those I The dainties of his broken fast He took with (trace unsaid; I marvel if the plain repast. Which my fresh hunger fed, Upon his pride theohnrm could cast Of thanks for "daily bread." A thousand greet him on the street, Proud of his smile. Or hArtd; He would not see me, should wo meet, The lowly ami the grand; But there's content beneath my feet He would not understand ! While to my neighbor and to me Time moves with even speed, He's rich, as one may need to tie, And I am poor Indeed ; Bo poor, that I his splendor see, Lacking both gold and greed. Boon Death, who mocks at rank and class, Will bring us to one goal. When each its narrow gate must pass, Btrlpt to the naked soul. What will he have beyond, alas I Of earth's unstinted dole) For him six slender feet of earth, Six slender feet for me; We two, divided from our birth, Twinned in the grave will be; Enough, it then my mortal dearth Is merged in heaven's full seal C. Ilichards, in Home Magasin. "AT THE PATGO," There is a very peculiar custom which prevails in the rural districts of I.ouisi anna, of which the oldest inhabitant can not tell the origin. In some points it resembles tho old Scottish game of tho "Wappenshaw," but it has local and special features of its own, which only some dead-and-gone Acadian ancestor cculd explain. As for tiie singular name, ii is simply corruption of "Papc caie" the Pape, ' or "Pop." as it it called ia English, being a bright little bird. , The Patgo is a wooden rooster, gaily decorated with showy ribbons, and mounted on a polo as a mark, or target. Prizes are offered, so many dollars for each wing, so much lor the head; but the grand prize falls to the lucky marks man w ho brings down the bird. A horseman discounting before the gate of one of tho small cottages in Prairie Manon, in Southwestern Louisi ana a, noticed a great excitement in and about the house. Men were collected in groups, guns were being cleaned and fired, and that deafening hubbub pre vaile I which the soul of the excitable Acadian delights in. The gentleman fastened his horse to a post, and approached a venerable-looking old man who a it on the steps of the house, and who was gesticulating and shouting with the most obstreperous of tho noisy crowd. "Can you give me lodging to night, sir?" he said, taking off his hat with a courteous inclination of his line head. The old man took his pipe from his I -U&Tftil -it H.f atioe.UM Ti-ln. was a magnificent young man in tho un dress uniinrui of the I nited States army. Over six feet in statue, he was finely proportioned, and had a face of singular and marked beauty. There was a game bag slung over his shoulder, and he held a rillu. "Je comprends 'pas', monsieur." the old man answered. "I spik not tho language, 'mericain." ".nd I not one word of French," laughed the stranger. "Hut look here, old fellow, I must make you understand, Been hunting," pointing to the full game-bag and eun. "Lost my way," walking a1 tout, and turning from right to left in a confused manner. "Want' tome supper," chewing vigorously, "and. above all, want a bed," laying his head on his hand aud shutting his eyes. "If the old coon don't understand that specking pantomime, ho's an idiot." The old man certainly undei stood all that was ridiculous in it, for he laughed aloud, but courteously repressed his merriment and answered gravely: "My gurcon, my son, Jean Ilaptiste, he spik de 'mericain good. Jean ilaptiste, viens ici!" Jean Ilaptiste came up. A good-looking hid about eighteen, but with a gloomy and desjiondent face. In fact, Jean Baptiste had the air of a person crushed by some misfortune, for whom the world had no charm. He listened to the ollicer, aud translated his request to his father, who answered him in an ex cited speech. "My papa he say ze house is full, full. People come fcefty mile to shoot at ze Patgo to-morrow ; but if monsieur can sleep in 10 loft, boa '. he can stay. Ze first come, beget ze best bed." "And as I'm the last coiner, I get the loft, and thankful am I for it," said the officer, with a gay laugh. "It isn't pleasant to be lost in your prairies at night. Hut, my boy, what in the world is a Patgo?" "Monsieur docs not kuow ze Patgo?" in a tone of astonishment. "Mon Dieu, that is strange '. It is a bird made out ze wood. You pay twenty-rive cents for a shot, email what brings it down gets ze big prize. Such a pony, all bla k, no while spot, and he run like a deer !" "I suppose vou aru going to trv for the wouderful pony?" "Ah, mon Dleu, but no! I have broke my gun, and zcj will not lend me one. And why? 1 shoots best, and zey isjaloux. Zey vants me not try. Ah, and zey is glad my gun is broke! Canaille I" he muttered betwe n his set teeih.as he glared savagely at the marks men. '1 he stranger looked around, anil thought to himself that even in this beau tiful isolated region, so remote from the struggl.ng ambitions of the world, envy ud hatred tlourished. "The buy has actually u murderous look." bethought, "and those fellows must be a mean set of beggars to treat him so." "Look here, Jean Baptiste!" he said hloviri. "You shan't be balked of your shot. You shall take my rifle ; it'i a first rate one. You'd better try it now, with the other marksmen, till you get accus tomed to its weight." II lie hud rescued .lean I'aptiste irom a terrible fate, the Acadian could not have been more vehement in his expres sions of gratitude. In A queer patois of t rench and Knirl sh, mixed With hyster ical sobs, he poured forth his thanks. 1 lie stranger sauntered leisurely alter him, and watched with keen eyes the markmanshipof the Acadians. ".lean Ilaptiste isn't half a bad shot," he said to himself, "but tho boy's too nervous. Dare say he'd have done bet ter if he hadn't been tearing his nerves to fiddle strings this evening. Funny people, these Acadians I Too excitable and noisy ever to make good marksmen." That night, in the loft which Jean Ilap tiste shared with him, the boy confided to him his reasons for wishing to win the great prize. He sat on his mattress, his great brown eyes luminous with ex citement, and his expressive gestures piercing out his imperfect speech. "You see, monsieur, I vas born here, and nevaire haf I been feefty mile from ze prairie. Y'ou see a tall tree far off in ze irutntu? 1 haf nevaire been more far. I climb it, I took far out. I say, 'Jean Ilaptiste Avran, if you had a pony for your own, yon could run away. You could gallop, gallop into ze big world, and, who knows, make a heap of money. " Ah, gr ntl JJim, is so tired 1 " throw ing out his arms with a tragic gesture, "lis not a cow; I is not a horse, to be find and satisfy because ze grass is fine, vant to go fur off to see people, to learn to read. Monsieur, when strangers come here, not good, not kind like you, zey luugh at us. Zey say : ' You cannot rend or write; you know nothin'; you are no more zan your beasts.' Non, non," strik ing his breast, "I vill go avayl I vill not stay herd " "Y'ou would leave your father, your friendsf " the ollicer said gently. "My poor boy, the world isn't quite heaven." " It may be bad, yes. It may hurt me, but it vill not be ze prairie. Ah, I choke here!" " In plain words, you want a change," and the officer laughed. " Y'ou want the pony to gallop off into pitfalls, and stumbla against walls, and to get so many knocks and tumbles that all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't piece you into the old Jean Ilaptiste again. Y'ou don't understand a word I say! I was just talking to my self you see, and you needn't understand. Go to sleep, and sleep soundly if you want to shoot well. Nothing like a good night's rest to steady tiie nerves." About ten o'clock next morning sev eral hundred people assembled at the ap pointed place. In the open prairie, the Pntgo fastened to a tall pole fluttered its gay streamer iu the breeze, and the at tention of the Acadians seemed divided between the bird and the stately young ollicer who towered above them all, his keen eyes taking in every detail of the scene. "He looks like St. Michael," whispered one. "The picture in the church." "Bah?" answered the other. St. Michael is angry, he is trampling the dragon. That man looks as cold as ice, his face never changes, though he is handsome. Y'e-i he is beautiful."' The shooting began, but somehow it was unusually bad. After twenty shots the Patgo's ribbon plumage still waved deliance. Neither wings nor head had been brought down. " V i 1 1 not monsieur take some chance t" said ono of the judges, in very good Eng lish, approaching the stranger. "Yes, I will take four, but after Jean iiaptisto Avftt. it '. .ma t".:s, HC'S. Jeau Haptiste's first shot was tolerable, as it struck the wing of the bird, but without bringing it down. In the next, his nervous excitement had got the bet ter of him, and his shot flew over the head of the bird. He had taken but three chances, and his last shot was so deplorably wide of the mark, that a mocking laugh from the competitors saluted it, "Aha, Jean Baptistel" cried one, "thou didst not gay thy prayers last night. Get out of the way, mon gars', aud let the strange monsieur try his luck." The officer took his rifle from Jean Baptiste, and smiled at hia downcast face. He examined tho weapon, loaded it in his cool, deliberate manner, and taking his position, carelessly raised it, and, without apparently looking at the Patgo, called out: "This for tho right wing of your birdl" The shot rang out, and the wing lay on the ground. "This for the headl" Tne ribbons which had adorned that portion of the Patgo gave a lost flutter as it swooped down. "And this for the ponyl" As the bird fell, a perfect storm of rage arose in the crowd. "lnfair!" "Cheaterv 1" "The Patgo should not have fallen for an hour yet!" 'lie is a sorcerer!" "He is a devil!" "Kohbcr!" "Vile American!" The officer did not understand them, but he taw threatening faces and gestic ulating arms, as the crowd pressed closely to him. He coolly loaded his i tie. aud, stuuding with his back to a large tree, waited for an attack, his im passive face as calm as if he had been among friends. Jean Baptiste, his boy ish face glowing with indignation, and his eyes flashing deliance, sprang to his aide. "Zey is mad '." he cried. "Zey wants to tight you I Cowards! Aha, I has a gun !" holding it up. "I vill help you." "Two agaiust two hundred," said the officer coolly, with a smile. "It's long odds, my boy, "but I'll try to hold my itost. Y'ou must keep out of tho mess, ''or the life of me I don't know what the beggars are howling about, but all the same if they attack me, I'm ready." But there were some cool heads iu that crowd. They dashed ubout among the turbulent crowd, scolding at the very top of their voices, and giving heavy blows right and left to some of the furious youngsters who were thaking their lists and howling curses at the cool stranger. "Y'ou must hexcuse ze boys, monsieur," j said one of the judges courteously, to the ollicer. "Boys are fouls, and you spoiled i if, fun bv brincim down 70 1'atiro so soon. It is all lair, and yof. haf ze prize, I,, ,t , v lose lhi-ii beuils when vou tell just where, you going to hit. We nevaire itk a stranger he name, but if monsieur vill tell us, ne sin wouuuiiut a roarasuian, I vill be much gratify." .... 11 , "My name is Scott," ssid the stranger, "Captain Scott, from the Barracks at Baton Kougo." There was a minute's profound silence, as the name of the most celebrated marks man in the country fell upon their ears. Not a man there, not a man hardly in the United States, but what had heard of the wonderful feats of marksmanship of that gallant young officer; Theri suddenly, as With One voice, there arose a deafening cheer. "Captain Scott I Hurrah forCaptuiri Scott 1" Men crowded around to gaze at him, to shake hands with him. A voire cried , , I.- ..i : .1. icnr.. ........ .1 Captain Scott, to have seen you. We'd have given two ponies willingly just to have a peep ae you. And you're worth it too." Captain Scott laughed and turned to the Judge, whd, leading up the prize pony, laid the bridle in his hand. "It's a beautiful animal," he said, ad miringly, "but of course it's not up to my weight. I didn't win it for myself. Here, my bov," to Jean Baptiste, "I shot for you. Mount your pony," he added, With a laugh, "and let us see you gallop into the great world." Jean Baptiste gasped for breath, then) before Captain Scott could prevent him, he had thrown his arms around the As tonished captain's neck, and kissed him on both checks. The crowd cheered. Jean Baptiste, with an Indian yell, sprang on the pony and galloped over tho prairio. But he did not gallop into the world that day, nor belore a year, when, through the influence of Captain Scott, he was placed in a good school. The World was kind to the prairie boy. and he became a wealthy and influential man. A few years ago he died at an ad vanced age, but his most treasured pos session was a picture of Captain Scott in the glory of his beautiful manhood. Tho gallant officer died shortly after the picture was taken, but tbere are proba bly many living now who remember the incident of the Patgo. loutn i Uompan ion. Charity in China. On the hrst day of tho tenth moon (15th of November) the winter charities are opened in Peking for the dispensing of food.. When the cold season is fur ther advanced the distribution of cloth ing is made and the almshouses become filled. Two members of the staff of the Chinese Timet recently made a tour of inspection among the charities in the south city of Peking. All tho institu tions visited were supported by imperial bounty. The first one reached was a porridge kitchen, a little east of the great central city gate Ch'ien Men. The "granary rice was already cooked and waiting hot in the great wooden tubs usually found in such places; but al though it was 9 o'clock none of the poor people had arrived. The explanation of this unusual lateness is that at a place half a mile away they were drawing the rations of good millet porridge first. The granary rice is of bad quality, and the people much prefer the millet. The sec ond place visited was one where sound millet porridge was served, and there men, women and children to the number of 1.200 were wnitincr in great rooms or barracoons the distribution of the food. It was soon begun. Two files marched out simultaneously, .men on one side, women and children on the other, each person carrying a vessel of some kind iuto which with great expedi tion a dipper of hot millet porridge was ladled. Most of the recipients returned to their homes to eat, but many homeless ones found quiet nbi". in wood-vnry and uii.iij.. corners ot the streets to finish up the millet while hot, and then go to the place where the rice already mentioned was waiting for them. At tho third place visited the dispensing was already over, only five hundred ap plicants having presented themselves to-day, most of them, as usual, being women and children. This was one of the departments or branches of a large and expansive charity under the title, "Hundred Goodnesses." The functionary in chargo informed us that several thousand sometimes were fed. A few steps further on were the free schools of this same charity, and still further to the west at a short dis tance the winter's lodgings known as "The Warm Quarters. " This is appro priated for women and children, fifty or sixty of whom had already arrived. They receive porridge of millet and granary, rice twice a day, on which they subsist during the winter. The "warm quar ters," number eight in the south city, and vi ere opened about ten years ago in addition to the regular official alms houses. The administration of the charity leaves little to be desired, many thousands of poor people being housed, fed, aud clothed during the winter in a perfectly efficient manner. On Hangman's Day. A Philadelphia job printer who began business on Friday has circulated the fol lowing card bearing a list of interesting events that have occurred on that day: Washington born on Friday. Ojuccu Victoria married on Friday. Napoleon Bonaparte born on Friday. Battle of Buuker Hill fought on Friday. America discovered on Friday. Joan of Arc burned at the stake on Friday. Battle of Waterloo fought on Friday. Bastile destroyed on Friday. Heclarationof Independence signed ou Friday. Battle of Marengo fought on Friday. Julius Ca'sur assassinated on Friday. Lee surrendered on Friday. Fort Sumter bombarded ou Friday. Moscow burned on Friday. Shakspe ire born on Friday. King Charles 1. beheaded on Friday. Richmond evacuated on Friday. Battle of New Orleans fought on Fri day. Detroit Fret Prett. A Novel Lawsuit. In the I nited States Circuit Court at Springfield, 111 . a judgment has been I rendered for the defendant iu the eject meut case of Johu 11. Hecker agaiust Koderick E. Bambour. The defeudaut has been for twenty years the occupant of a pice of land of 00 acres knows ui Cobb Island, in the Mississippi rivei ) near East St. I ouis. ' tiou in the changes It slutted its posi of the stream and lodged against the laud of the plantiff. w ho claimed it as a natural accretiouaua ' i ti.. a..., ... .kui.aui.tn win i nil i ui"K"- iu""u" K" i result stated. (Jhu-wio TrwuM. HOUSEHOLD AFFAilM Cement to Mend Iron Pota and Pan. The following cement is lupgested tj the ticimtfie Amen an to mend Iroti pvM and pans: Take two parts of sulphur and ono part, by weight, of fine black lead; put the sulphur iu an old iron pan, holding it over the tire until it begins to tncltj thert add the lead; stir well until all is mixed and melted; then pour out on an iron plate or smooth stone. When cool; break into small pieces. A suffi cient quantity of this compound being placed upon the crack of the iron pot to be mended.can be soldered by a hot Iron in the same way a tinsmith solders his sheets. If there is a small hole in the pot, drive a copper rivet in it and then solder over it With this cement. A Gortd Family fJeawrt Annies and stale bread make one of the best of family desserts, according td Miss Corson. Peel ten good sized apples (evanorated anoles will do), core and slice them, and stew them to a pulp with sugar enough to sweeten them. Mean time thickly butter the sides and bottom of an earthen baking dish and press all around the side and bottom crumbs from the inside of a loaf of bread, hav ing them nearly an ich thick. When the apples are done, mix with them a tablcspoonful of butter and ono egg beaten; put tho apples into tne dish without disturbing the crumbs; over the surface put an inch-thick layer of crumbs dotted with biti of butter, and bake the pudding until the crumbs at the sides are brown; turn a plate, just large enough to enclose the dish within its rim. over the pudding dish, quickly turn both upside down so that the pudding will slip out on the plate, dust with powdered sugar and serve not. A Clothes-Basket Crib. The nicest kind of a crib for a new born baby is a clothes basket. Get the largest size of wicker clothes basket a snuare on with handles at eacn end. Have a small hair mattress made to tit the bottom of it, as hair is much more wholesome to sleep on than feathers, but for a sudden emergency any ordinary pillow will answer the purpose. This kind of crib has many advantages. It can bo put iu a closet when not in use; it can be lifted into another room without disturbing the baby's sleep, if its mother should want to receive guests be fore she is well enough to leave her room; it is very convenient in mov ing to the country in the summer, as it can be packed with baby's clothes, cov ercd with the bath rubber sheet and tied carefully across with a rope; and on ar rival the baby wearied and tireu mere need be no waiting till the porter carries up the heavy crib, as nny one can carry up the basket; and there is no screwing . , - . ii. i.i togctner, out snnpiy iukis ou uie ruuun sheet and there unuy lias its Dcd reauy, and nurse can attend to other things, In going across the ocenn it is invalua ble as, resting on its broad base on the floor, no pitching nor rolling of tho ship will be able to upset it. When baby gets too old to use it, it can retiro to its natural home the laundry and there be made useful for the rest of its days. I make mine not only useful but quite ornamental by covering it inside and out with either blue or pink paper muslin, over which I draw in folds some thin dotted Swi-s, sewing it carefully and tightly through the bottom where the coarse stitches will be hidden by the mattress; now from the outside edge of the top I hang a rullle of cheap cotton lace, covering the stitches made by sew ing it on" by -rXPf quilled satin rib bon in color to match iue 7".7.;'-m..l,?.1.m. and I have a very pretty and cheap crib. The mattress can be kept till needed again. liabyhoo I. Household Hints. Clean piano keys with a soft rag dipped in alcohol. Egg stains on silver can be taken off with table salt and a wet rag. Apples that are not properly looked after will decay in the barrels very fust. Leather chair seats may be revived by rubbing them with well-beaten white of egg Sweet potatoes require nearly twice the time that Irish potutoes do either to bake or boil. To polish nickel-plated goods after be coming black and not worn, use rouge or whiting on a rug with a little oil. If ribbons need renewing wash them in cool suds, made of soup, and iron when damp. Cover with a clean cloth and iron over it. Tea or coffee stains will come out at once if they are taken immediately and held over a pad while boiling water is poured upon them. When using stale bread for puddings always soak it in a cold liquid. Bread that has been soaked in cold milk or water is light and crumbly, whereas that soaked in hot liquids is heavy. Vegetables with a strong flavor, such as onions aud turnips, will be much im proved by putting them to boil in cold water, renewing this from a kettle of boiling water as soon as it comes to a scald. l lil cloths should never be washed in hot soap-suds; they should lirst be washed clean with cold water, theu rubbed dry with a cloth wet iu milk. The same treatment applies to a stone or slate hearth. To make silk which has been " tum bled " aud wrinkled appear nearly like new, sponge it on the surluee with a weak solutiou ol gum arable on white gloves, aud iron it on the wrong side. Strong black tea, cold, is a good thing to clean black silk. China's Noloniou Another Solomon has arisen at Shang hai, China. A man was accused of hav ing stolen a table. He professed to be so weak and sick that he could not have carrh d away tho table. The judge lis tcued sympathetically ami then said: "I think you are right. I pity oii. Take that bag with $10,000 and spend it iu getting thoroughly cured." The accused bowed and took up the bag on his shoulders aud walked out. "Hiing that man back!" ordered the judge, and on the culprit's reuppeaiance the w si? judge told b in he hud noticed him as he hu 1 walked through the room with that heavy load of money ou his back, aud he considered him quite equal to tin- task of carrying away a table. So he pronounced the accused guilty of the tiieft. C'iicuyu llcmld. A MAGNETS GREAT POWER SCIEMriFIO EMPLOYMENT OF TWO DISMANTLED CANMONS- Interesting Experiment witn mo World's Largest Magnet A Watch Stopped Three Feet Away. Willctt'a roint, on Long Island Sound, s Msed as a post graduate echool for Wtt Pointer. It is designed especially for the instruction of those enlisted in the engineer corps. At present there are about 400 men there. Major W. H. Kittff; who is in command, is a large man. of massive physique, with bushy black hair and beard. He IS very courteous iu his manner, dresses neglige, and does not look m ich like a soldier, tie is an en thusiast on the subject of physical sci ence, and he has entered into all his original researches witn sucn a sironj determination to make them succossfii' that the men under him regard him in the light of a genius. Last December Major King happened to see two large 15-inch Dahlgren gun- lying unused side by side on tho docK He immediately conemvea tne iuea imn a magnet of enormous powct could In constructed by means of these cannou with submarine cubic wound about thorn The experiment proved very successful. The magnet, which stanusaooui ten ice from the ground, is eighteen feet long, and his eight miles of cable wound abon the upper part of the guns. It is tli largest and most powerful magnet in tin world. Some faint idea of itspowei may be conceived from the fact that it takes a force of 25,000 pounds to pull oil the armature. The experiments made the other day were the last of the season, as the men are about going into winter quarters Heretofore the experiments have been largely in tho direction of fish torpedoes. The tests to demonstrate the enormous power of the magnet were made in tin presence of a number of the officers o' the United States Engineer Corps, and were highly successful. A crowbar which was applied to the magnet re quired the combined force of four strong men to tear it away. A handful of pins thrown in the opposite direction immedia tely Hew back and attached themselves to the magnet. A seemingly impossible experiment was performed with some fifteen-inch cannon balls. The bnlls were solid and as much as a strong man could lift, yet the magnet held several of them suspended in the nir, one under the other. Tho most interesting experiment au l the one that was regarded with the greatest attention was the test made of an American non-magnetic watch. Ever since the gteat railroads of the country have coinnellcd their employes to pro vide themselves with timepieces that would not be affected by tho magnetism generated by the cor trucks, there has been much speculation ns to whether such a watch could be made, and a sharp rivalry has been going on between tho American nud Swiss manufacturers. The test was highly satisfactory, and once more proved that whenever a new in vention was imperatively demanded American genius could fully hold its own agninst the whole world. Major King's magnet was so powerful that an ordinary watch was stopped stock 6till as soon as it came within three feet of it. Before the test was made there was quite a diversity of opinion among the experts present as to how far it would prove successful. Those who believed that while a watch might be constructed that would resist magnetic influence under ordinary cir cumstances were also of the opinion that wlienYt 'wu;bu,,i.TU'd t0 the nost l,ow: w iu nit was bu. .m. .the steel erful magnet in the wuu -pinions would bear so on the working parts that the watch must necessarily stop. For ten minutes the watch was held in front of the magnet. It did not vary the hundredth part of a second. The man who held it said that he him self was conscious of the influence of the magnet. He could feel as he held tho watch by the chain that somo other power than his wus keeping it suspended. The most amusing experiment was made with a sledgeluunmer. When one tried to wield it iu a direction opposite to the magnet he felt as if he were trying to hit a blow with a long feather in a gale of wind. There ia nothing in tho world that could take the conceit out of a strong man so much as this simple ex periment. Another amazing test was made with a number of carpenter's spikes. A spike was put lengthwise on the end of the magnet, then another spike was attached to the lirst and so on until a line of them stood straight out from tho magnet nt least four feet in length. Aside from their interest to science the experiments were so novel and startling that they were entertaining even to those who were not interested in the wonderful developments of elec tricity. JVVw York ti'in. W nes For Life From a Kuilrouil. A locomotive engineer on a train en tering the city of Constantinople, Turkey, December l!t, lKM, on reaching the depot was frightened to see a num ber of freight cars ou the track, lie was in agouy ol terror, Out succeeded in stopping the locomotive in time to pre vent a mishap. Iu consequence of the terrible excitement he suffered he fell ill uiid became unable to continue his occu pation. The company discharged him. lie brought a iuit of damages against the company for payment of his full wages of ij'J a mouth during his life time, to be secured by a capital of 1-',-.ion, which was to be deposited witli the court. The suit was tarried through all the thr -e stages, namely, tho Aus trian Consulate at Constantinople, the Superior Court of Trieste uud the Su preme Court of Vienna, Austria. The engineer w is awarded flO u month by ail the courts, because his loss of health w as caused by a mishap beyond his power tocoutrol, and for which, therefore, the company must be held responsible. - C7 .(; Hi. -'ild. A Hull Fight iu Her Honor. A young lady iu the city of Mexico, Henorila MatiKl i Montagu, having been tin- tiisl of her sex to devote In r ell' to medical studies, the young men of the city w ru struck w ith such admiration of hi r courage that they got up a bull ti ;lit in her honor lutely. It was a real tight, as the lad that two of the lort-adora weui seriously hurt proved. The uceiptsweio devoted to the pun-huso of books aud inaUtuuuuU )-r the .-MM of the U&J. BALLAD OF THE FAPD FIKLIfc Broad ban of sunset slanted fold Are laid along tho Sold, and her The tllenc sings, as if soma old Refrain, that once rang long and clear, Cam softi'7, stealing to the ear Without the td trf sound. Tho rill Is voiceless, and tb Tass Is sero; But beauty's soul abideth still. Trance-like the mellow air dofh hold Tho sorrow of the passing year; Tho heart of Nature groweth cold, The time of falling snow Is near; On phantom feet, which nonBy hoar. Creeps with the shadow of tho hf The semblanc of departing cheer; But beauty's soul abideth still. The dead, gray clustered weeds enfold The well known summer path, ami drear The dusking hills, like billows rolled Against the distant sky, appear. From lonely haunta, where night and fees Keep ghostly tryst, when mists are chill. The dark pine lifts a jagged pear But beauty's soul abideth still. ENVOI. Dear love the days ti.at once were dear May come no more: Life may fulfill Her fleeting dreams, with many a tear But beauty's soul abideth still. Itobert Burnt Wilson, in tht Critic, HUMOR OF THE DAT. Beats awl shoe machinery. A pang of desperadoes is a preying band. D'i pensers of charity are permitted to carry alms. That would be a weak enterprise which could not stand a loan. The spook of the "Haunted Tavern" must have bee an inn specter. It was the lady you thought she wa going to swoon who had a faint sus picion. A Paris paper says "the people of St. Louis, D. T., are dying of a disease called the blizzards." While some ladies desire only the latest novelties in ribbons, there are others who prefer those of a moire antique pattern. The Tnimrrijit speaks of the turtle aa tuking a leading part at dinners." We thought he generally appeared as a supe. lio.-tn Bulletin. "Ah, ye," said a cabinet-maker to a ! crockery dealer, to whom he wag intro- duced "ah, yes, you sell tea sets, and 1 I sell settees." Gr ipMe. A labor writer asks: "What luxury I can the common ditch-digger claim as his own?" Dear man, he can take hie pick. BingJtampton Republican. I F.nolish traveler (out Westl "What is the population of Pistolville?'' Native "Oh, about four hundred in the morn ing, on an average, and twenty to twenty-five at night." Graphic. Fair Critic "I think that little spot there! (Pointing.) Artist (alarmed) "Pardon me, but you must not touch the picture I" Fair Critic "Oh, it doesn't matter; I have got my glovea on I" A serious accident occurred in an up town house the other night by a mis placed switch. The owner's husband stepped upon it and run a hairpin into his foot to tho depth of an inch. Xorrit town Herald. As the act-drop fell Mrs. Galutine fixed her eyes on it and studied it curi ously. "You seem to be enjoying the drop," remarked her husband. 4,I am." "Well, 1 think I'll enjoy one myself." And he stole softly out. Tid ilit. Mistress "Anna I Whatever has be come of all your pretty curls i" Maid ' . : t 1 l-.fi. 'You see, ma . . . X our town, and so l have nau to givfvs lock of my hair to several of my ac acquaintunces." Flfrgeinle Blaetlir. Stranger (to boy) "Boy, can you di rect me to the nearest buuk?" Hoy "I kin fer twenty-li' cents." Stranger " l weuty-llve centsl isn t that high payl Boy "Yes, sir, but it's bank directors what gits high pay." JVoio Ywk Sun. The prairii's vast we used to deem best, We thought 'twould be bliss to live out in tho West. But when storms knocked us endways, with a whir and a whiz, We really believed there was more blizzard than bliss. A Kansas City woman saw Booth and Barrett play " Othello" in that city and was asked which actor pleased her most. "Well, 1 hardly know," she said, after due deliberation; " I liked one 'bout aa well as the other. They were both just as cunnin' na they could be." Graphic. Waiter (to customer) "Ain't de soup all right, suhj" Customer dubiously) "Ye es, it tastes all right; but I am barber, and 1 wish you would ask the chef if be doesn't wunt a bottle of my Fgyptian Tonsorial Klixir; it prevents the hair from fulling out." I'hilndelphia Call. It is interesting to trace, the evolution of words and expressions. Cultured people say "how do you do?" Those who are less precise say "howdy dot" In the bac kwoods of Tennessee they say "howdy?" The noble red man of the West says "how;" While the cat on the fence says "ow?" The careless use of the editorial "we" frequently gets newspapers into trouble, aud the use of the word " we" to repre seut the people of the whole country ia sometimes as fatal at least this is piob ably the opinion of the editor of the Springfield I ni.ii, who recently said: " We ate :l, 1 HO, OHO bags of peanuts lust year." - It hmier I'o t h' rj re.-i. Returned .Missionury "All natives of rank liavj coins suspended from tlieir noses and ears." " Hut with the crude in struments you say they have 1 don't see bow they can punch holes through the coins." " The holes are ahead y pouched. Y'ou see, ui"-t ol the coins come from America, whero they are collected iu church contribution boxes."--Xbitmla JStutt Journal. "For ten years pant," said tho new boarder, "my habila have been as regu lar as clock w o: k. 1 roseon the stroke of six; Inilf :m Ii. ur later I s it down to breakfast ; al seveu I was at work ; dined at twelve; ate supper at six and was in bed by Vine thirty; ate only heaity food and hadn't a sick day iu a l that time." " I ii ur iue,' said the den ou, in sympa thetic ton. s, "and what were you iu for?" Aud iu tho a Inl sih iu e that fol lowed you could hear the hash grate it teeth. Burdette.