THE FOREST RKPBBLICAH b Jiabllihrd nry Wednesday, bf J. Z. WENKi Oltloe la Smearbough A Co.' Building KUt STREET, TIONE8TA, Pa. Term, . 1 1.00 per Ytr. No inbuerlptlont receive! for shorter period than (hrr monih. Oorrmpontlenca solicited from all nana of th cmnlry. No nailoe wtU tr take of anonymous noiiiiunls-atloa. Nevada Is about m proud over tlie fact that a big vein of fine anthracite coal has been struck as it is of its silver mines. There's about as much money in tho coal, too, as in the silver. A novel sight witnessed near Mount Vernon, Me., lately was that of a man mowing on tho ice. A portion of his farm is in swanp-land, which is too wet to mow in summer, but by waiting until It freezes ho is enabled to harvest a large crop of hay from it The number of pcoplo who apeak Eng lish has increased seven fold during the Inst century and now amounts to u hundred million. At the same rnte of Increase the end of anothercentury there ' will be seven hundred million Knglish speaking people, says Mr. Gladstone in the Xorth Anerican llmieit. The French Academy, by its recent annual distribution of "prizes of merit," lias proclaimed Jean Adolphe Pcliinnoy, Calais pilot, the most heroic of French men, llo hns risked his life twenty-one times iu awing shipwrecked crewsand is loaded with medals. He also wears the cross of the I.cgion of Honor. The people of Chicago will furnish free to the National Republican Com mittee next June everything necessary for the convention's use. This will in clude the hull, committee rooms, ushers for the meetings, stenographers, all necessary printing, decorations and car riages. The cost will be ut least $10,- 000. ' '"The city of Lecompton, Kansas, which thirty years ago was one of tho most promising towns in the West, is to-day a htriking example- of a "busted boom." Town lots that sold readily for $1,000 each in 1854 cannot now be disposed of ' at $00, and the half a million dollur State-House thcu under way is now a mass of ruin. Physicians pronounce cigarette smok ing as the cause of many troubles. It is stated upon undoubted authority that an unusually largo number of young men have been committed to the Mi hignn State Insane Asylum during the last eighteen months, and that the discovery has been, made tint nearly ull of them smoked cigarettes to excess. In many cases it is said to be absolutely reilun that cigarette smoking was the cause of the insauity. There is a variety of posts and poles in New York streets. There are lamp posts, jewelers' posts surmounted by clocks, Fire Department poles, Western I'niou Telegiagh poles, electric light poles, and poles for the electric light wires, barbers' poles and polii o signal box poles. The Trilune says fn. ctiously that "all that is wanting now to com . plete the equipment of our streets is tho North Polo, and then tho average New Yorker ought to ba satisfied." . New York State has had twenty-eight Governors, only three of whom were bachelors, namely, Tilden, Cleveland and Hill. But while Samuel J. Tilden was a confirmed bachelor ho was, neverthe less, fond of the society of ladies. That Mr. Cleveland had no strong prejudice against the gentler sex his marriago clearly proves. lint Governor Hill, the New Yor' World says, seems to be en tirely devoted to the society of his own fi. He is tho most uncompromising bachelor in the State, aud though he is repeatedly urged to contemplate matri mony by his friends he always turns a deaf ear to such suggestions. Hecent annual agricultural returns iu Great Britain show that the area of wheat has increased by HO.OUO acres during tho past year, and that of barley has de creased by 178,000 acres. Broadly stated, there is less land in grain by 11:), 000 this year than 188(1, o reduction of 11,800 acres in gre:'ii crops, aud .a reduc tion of no les than 0,400 in hop. There appears an increase of nearly :l,ono acres in flax. The extent of arable lands now out of cultivation iu England and Wales is less than in 1881 by upwards of 25,000 acres. Nearly 4,000 acrcas of decreased acreage in hops is in the county of Kent, where much of the laud lias not been otherwise utilized. Hops have been grubbed up in consequence of the unre uuincrative character of the crop from the prevailing low prices, due to foreign competition. . A block of madel tenement houses has been opened on Cherry street, New York, which is tho result of the enter prise of a number of practical-minded metropolitan philanthropists, and which it is to be hoped will hae a long line of successors. The houses, says the Aivi, have been built to pay a moderate re turn on the capital invested, and all that tho skill of the architect nnd the sani tary engineer could do to render them wholesome and habitable, has been doue. A room for a Kiudergarten, conducted uuder the auspices of the building com pany, is a special and certainly not the least admirable feature of curb group of six houses. The opeu coints separating the houses of each L'ruup, the well-vcn-tilati d halls and corridors, the basement laundries, aud other new characteristics ut these houses, maik a distinct advauce in the building of tenement houses ia New York. VOL. XX, NO. 39. WINTER FR1END3. As winds that floweret s-atteT To gain their perfect scents, As pools that softly flatter The (taker's llnoiimenbn As bumblo-hecs who gather Bweets with a ruthless sting, Then leave the bloom to withor A torn and bleeding thing; As Autumn skies nil smiling Which turn to sudden frost, As aoas In smooth beguiling Boon high are torn pest-tossed I As some false gem doth glitter, And Folly's sparkle lends; So and nlas! so bitter, Like these are " Surumor friends." Like gifts of noble giving Liko earth and fire and sky, Like sunshine for all living, And peace for all who die; Like poets' wondrous pages. Like music's mystic power; Like doeds of other ages Grown greater to this hour; Liko Charity, formatting Anil loving more through pain; Liko joy with no regretting, And sorrow not in vain; Like some strong word that, flowing Straight to the soul, transcends All oth rs in listening True good are wintr friends. Then hoi ye friends of Summer, Be pledged in froth of winel To love a trifling comer, As lightly go from mine! But, friends of Winter, never From my true soul depart, But drink with me forever Th nectar of the heart Cora Linn Daniel. LOST THEIR NERVE. You often hear it said of a man that he doesn't seem to know hat fear is. lie may not, so far as standing up before other men, or facing ordinary dangers, but there are two dangers which no liv ing man can face anil hold his nerve very loug. I assert this because it has been my fortune to meet some of the most courageous of men of this generation, and 1 have ha 1 opportunities losec their nerve under fire. There is probably no place in tho wo:ld where tlio man eating shark grows to larger proportions and iieicer disposi tion than in the liulf of liengal. Aud in the bays and harbors along tho coast the crocodile attains his full size and his temper fully ripens. While I was in the employ of the Kuglish mail service in India one of the ideas worked out was speedier tian-portation. New routes were se'eeted to save distance, and whercvir it was possible the rivers weie made use of. On one occasion I was descending the Little Itangoon Hivcr with thiee natives and the mail bags, whe i wo were hailed from shore bv an r.ugiu-11 iiunter wuo nad been camping out ami.iig tne tierco wild animals and I poisonous serpents for seventy days, llo was cut, rely alone, and ho had killed i ., ... five lo .purds. three tigers, six or eight i large serpents, and much other game. ! He bad sexeral Ircsh scars to prove a j hand-to-hand court ct with a wounded ; tiger, and tlu bare fact of his being ' alone in that country, exposed to almost j proof that he was a brave man, lie had! a nut ai tue uaiiK nun was about to cross the stream. Altera visit of a quarter of au hour we took him in tow and dropped him down about a mile. We had ust headed for the other bunk when I saw a large crocodile rise to the surface just bch. nd the hunter's raft. The man hud not entered the boat with us, but was sitting on his traps on the raft. I called j to him to. shoot tho repue, and he arose and made as pretty a hot as ever one saw, striking the saurian in the eve and killing him at once. We were applaud ing the shot when a dozen of the mons ters broke water all about the raft. Wo hod a tow-rope about forty feet long, and were its f .ill length ahead of the raft. None of the reptiles paid tue least atten- tiontothu bout, but all seemed deter- miued to make a closer acquaiutam e with the raft. The hunter hud a repeating rifle, aud , i .... .!. .... ' . , " . ' ... He stood on u uis icei aim uangeu away rii;ht and ordered the men to co se rowing, nnd got l.v,.,j, JIM. (MWO.U. out my i wu rifle, but before I had tired I snouts of four aliiatois between us aud a shot a monster crocodile cl mbed upon I tho bauk. Wo were having au after tho side of the light bimlvoo raft and j d nner smoke uuder the awning, and upset it. We backed water rapidly, and ! ,1 called the attention of the croud to it was not oer thirty seconds before boat j the sauriaua. C.ip.ain Scott got up with nnd raft bad bumped. At that same iu-! a laugh, threw away his cig ir, nnd, he slant the huntei rose beside the boat, aud one of the natives puled him in. While ho lay ou the bottom of the boat we rowed about and picked up such of his traps as were ntloat. It was very liftlo we saved, as his firearms had gone to the bottom, and his skins and pelts had been j swiftly devoured by the crocod lej. I When I came to oler tho man some : spirits his looks had changed, so that 1 i could scarcely believe he was the same man. -o one stunning on inegaiiows ..i.l I...... I l i; ..,... . , ......v ;. p. He had scarcely swallowed the whisky that wo cover mm up in the boitom ot the boat. It was a whole furtniiht be - lore ino man recovered ui toiiiioi.u re, w iiien.s nerve was gone lorevcr. lie wuo li in oiouii w in ur wu ikiiitu amui- ing the rush of a tiger, and who carried marks to prove his bravery aud his vic tory, bad be n totally broken up by au exerieiue of hss than two minutes iu the water with a do.eu crocodiles. It was the feeling that he was helpless, which took his courage away. Iu the case of the tiger he felt that he had some little show. Wlieu he was thing into the water lie ic.tli -ed that he hud none. 1 have seen several meu bung who -'died came," and w ho got the credit of be ng brave fellow i. Jt is all nonsense to talk about biavery in the face of the hangman. " Dying game '' is either the courage which conies from stimulants furnished by the Jailer, or it is f.ilseeuthiisiain due to the la' ors of tho cleigyuu n for many duys past. On one uf my trips up th s eamo river, and it bund ed miles from the ciast, 1 i am tied one night with a party of British officers who were out on a hunt. Tho loader o! the ptuty, nud the bct shot md brave t man in it, was Ma lor Ciiiti, a man nliout 40 yeurs old. liu had killed more v. iid animals than any white muu iu the luviuec. Armed only with a re- .Kb J. TIONESTA, PA., volver ho had entered a bungalow in whir h a murderer Was concealed, and taken him away from a crowd of bis friends ami delivered him over to justice On a bet of tio be bad swum the river amd the alligators, and ho would stand for the rush of a t gcr or the spring of a panther w,th a laugh on his lips. They said of the Major that he did not know what fear was. He, perhaps, thought so himself. The Camp was on the bank of the river, and only a temporary one, and no tents or covers Were erected. Wo sat around the tires until a late hour, smoking fend yarning, and when we rolled ourselves up lor sleep tho Ma;or and I were only about four feet apart, with nothing be tween us. The camp grew silent at once, and everybody was soon sound asleep. I was just doing o.f when I thought I de tected the crawl of a snake near me, but, after listening closely for a minute, I concluded that it w as a li.ard or insect. The air, the earth, the forests, and the waters of India are full of animal life by day and by night. A camp no sooner giows quiet than wild rats and mice, liz- zards, great beetles, and threo or four ing by a large body of soldiery and con sorts of squirrels begin to prospect ! ducted to the military target shoot, over around, wh.le night birds circle about ' a mile nway. He was roaring defiance and the wolf, lox, jackal, hyena, and I when he came into the open uir, and he other animals draw near. Snakes arc ; kept it up until tho place of execution always to I e feated, but if one started ; was reached. Then he suddenly grew up at every suspicions sound he would calm, and ho had no sooner b' en placed never get an hour's sleep. i in front of his ollin than he broke down Daylight was just coming when I opened my eyes. I was on my left side. , turned toward the Major, and I noticed , mat lie was on nis duck, l iose iieswe mo was a ro. olver, wh'ch I had slipped i out of its holster the. night before th .t I iiuub uavo u uui.uy in case ui ueeu. Not another soul iu tho camp was yet aroused, so far as I knew, and I lnv lis- t teuing to the noises in the surrounding ; forcst while davnght continued to crow ' stronger. I was about to arise, when I ! woik, he purchased a place in the coun suddenly saw the head of a serpent lift try. Ho had not been there a great itself above the Ma.or s brca-t and wavo to and fro. I shut my eyes for a few seconds and then opened them to see tho same sight again. 1 even tried it again and again, learlul Unit 1 was dozing, and not wishing to believe what I pi. duly i saw. It certainly was tho head of a ven- I ........ j ..-.,.., ...:.. ii -., : .,,,.., a,,.,., viusj... . ill , bling the American black t-nuke, and as deadly as any fcr ent in India. It waved its head and darted its tongue for a moment, and then settled back into its coil. As so, m as the head went down I felt for my revolver and drew back tlu hammer. The click 1 click 1 alarmed tho snake, as I knew it would, bu: by the time he had elevated his head ugaiu I had my arm outstretched and the nnizz.e of the revolver w ithin two feet of him. It was a snap shot and had to I o made I on the instant, aud it was by pure good luck that 1 sent a Utilu-t tlirouiili Ins ugly head. He was wri.hing and Hop ping about as I sprang up, and was dead us I bent over thu Major. The snake had crept out of the bushes ana upon mo Majors ureasi esny in uiu ; night. It was not more than midnight ' wheu tho latter awoke and found tho ; . . ... . . . serpent coiled un. and he knew that any : novement. nn 1, imi t would result in ... - . . . certain death. 1-or three hours and a half he ha t rested on the broad of his back, never moving a muscle, with his -- -- i - - - - - eyes wide open, and that serpent's bead part of the time waving to ami fro, within j six inches of Ins face. When I bent j over him he was helpless. When we uot him olf tho ground he eanic down . t'ain and began Ho weep, and it was , us. me result ot ins cxpcr.euco was i that he became a perfect physical cow- ; ard, startled at the slightest noise, and - was ready to run from even a house- dog. I uaugoou Bay i. infested with the Oue season I was out lor two weeks iu a small schooner with a party of engineers, hunters and hshers. U had with us a Captain bcott an ex-olhcer of the army, j and a man whose reputation for bravery , extended over a large district. On one occasion he followed a native who bad committed murder forty m les into the interior, and took him out of a village of excited peoplo without a man to back lifln. llo bad tniity-lour tiger skius 01 his own k lling, and once when a band of fivo natives, each urnied with a creese, ; attacked him, he drew his cavalry sab,e 1 i and killed three, and drove tho other I ' two off with wounds to nurse. 'ne day ; i . ... ..:.i ... .u i..... ; as we lay on 1110 i mho o. h.u o..,, j 0...B...i5 . ... - ....... ; it huudicd feet of shore, I counted the ! fore any of us suspected w hat he had in mind, he sprang upon the rail ami j went overooaru and swam asuo c. e i ran for our rifles, hoping to tngliten the ; monsters off but he reached the bank in I a:ety, rested lor a couple of minutes , and then swam back. 1 hero wasn t an other man of us who would have taken , that swim for all the jewels of the. nabobs. ..--! Three or four days later, as we were i,n co . . j . beating across the bay, the schooner was M. ... 1,1,.., s,, mill 'lvn while! . - - i men and three natives were drow ned, : schooner s uouoiu aim naiig on in uiu I keel. The siiuull soon paased urrra irum ,u uui, . " ' . ..ay a. ur..8ut - ... ..... 7"; If there was j soon iii p.. . ;n...i .v. one there were 30 , and they had no fear of us. They took off a white man aud uuother native, and some of the largest sprang out of water until they rested hall their length on the bottom of the craft. Strangely enough, t'up'ain Scott was tlie first to cxhib t terror and to break down. Within half an hour from the time the accident happened we were compelled to seize hold of h m to keep him with u, and su h was his fear that he almost lost his mind. Wo were res cued iu about an hour, but the Captain was done for. Ho was almost a wreck. A hoy ten years of age, armed with a stick, could have put him to flight, and if a honey bee or a wasp alighted near him he would scream out like a child. Tlie first man was brave because he had always fought with a weapon, and real ized that he had tho advantage. The second mini lost his nerve when taken at a disadvantage. The third was a coward us soon asdisablcd. I was present several years ago at an txerution in Havana. A Cubuu putriot they (idled 'cm guerrillas hud been C.iptuied in the mountains after a louu' EPUBLICAN WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 25, 1888. Si hunt. He bad killed With his own hand over thirty men. He had fired dozens bf plantation buildings, helped torture many planters, and he killed negroes so often that he did not cut a notch for their death. He had the characteristics of a tiger. He would kill where other men would spare. He had had many hand-to-hand fights with the regular troops, and no ten of them would have dared attempt his cap ture. On one occasion he put a squad of thirteen Spanish soldiers to flight, and od another he captured a squad of live who had been left to guard a path, and cut the throat of every man. I visited him lid jail in company with the British Consul. Although lie was loaded down with chains and kept behind bars which an elephant could not have wrenched away, everybody was afraid of him. lie was reckless and defiant to the last, and de lighted to call out the nnmcs of his vic tims and relate how he had disposed of each one. I got permission to be pre-cnt when the guerrilla was shot, lie was taken from the prison in the gray of the morn and belted and pleaded in a way to touch the heart, lie offered to betray his comrades, do anything on earth, to preserve his life, and he was groveling in the dirt when the bullets of the firing squad put an end to his life. Aiio York Mfl, " A I'nlqno Advertisement Some years ago, when Mr. Bonner be- enme worn out with the fatigue of hard while when the following appeared in the f.iiirr under the heading, "A country seat for sale whcie there is fever and ague:' 1 hereby offer to sell mv country seat at Wesi Morrisania. near Melrose Station, where lmv llvyor t'"" P;,s; ,uree summers, but lo not t'nnk I could live mil li longer. I h.h thnr ,..,, i(K)ki,ln. f. . ,- tn jiiinhw could never find one where they have chills and fever. They always have it nliout a mile or a mile and a half or two miles away, but never right tltnro at the jilace that is for sale. Now, I offer for sale a curiosity .something rare the jirecise. exa't spot where the fever and ague is. I will warrant it to be there. Three of my children have it, my gardener has it. my groom has the premonitory symptoms, and I have a suf ficient inkling of it myself. Any doctor with a large family, with a specific for fever and a !iie would tliid it a most eligible situation. The nttighliorhorKl is full of the disease, and if he coulil keep it out of his own family it would give him a reputation which would assure bin future. HesMes the fever aud aguethn estate consists of a line double house with modern conveniences and iumrove meiits, such as hot and cold water, furnace, lanue.etc. About two aeresof laud, a pretty iiuiura fair barn, and some excellent Ikix stalls for holTCS. u is renliv i.,,..,,.! pinre. The grounds are hund-omcly laid out and covered with shrubbery ami trees of the choicest '"' .l "e tlv?s ."'v ?nol1 n delightful " . uarnor Ir mosirtmo s. nought me piaea to please my wife, and shall sell it to please my whole family. Terms cash. 1 am nfraid my security on it would get fever an 1 ague nnd become shaky. Those '7, .ttSitt asTas dexter can rry awa7 trom 11 M fast ' Robert Bonnkh. P. S. The town authorities have bejun to mnk alterations in the Mr et adjoining, Thi, .,i..Pf :.,, f.,,..pii nll!tn . cnlj(m at tllc. tj,e. and was copied in the dui, over the country. Joar.ieying by Kuft with Ills Family, a strange cralt was that which came ! down the Missouri Jiiver early yesterday I morning aud tied up a short d. stance tivB , fnf wh jch wag ;,, j a chaotU? mBSS 'of ,)oor furniiure fmd . .. . , , b . (1,leei.,wa..e. below Harlem. It consisted or a prinu clothing and half broken iiicen-waie, The craft was about twenty feet long and not half that wide, and upon it a man, his wife, and five children, have floated down the Missouri all th-i way from Northern Nebraska. The man's name is .lulo Tillson, and his destination is Ar kansas, whence he emigrated a year ago j as u was to what is known as the Niobrara couu- an unsettled region in Noithern Ne- aska. Ho soiiattcd 011 a claim, l.ut (k,r9 came al This ,(,t Ti,Uoll w, ,!, me: ;ans, and, gathering his few eMccts together, he put his family on the little craft, whi h he has christened thu Arkansaw Traveler, and started ou his long voyage. Tho family has been on the water over six weeks, and the trip has been without incident, except the death of one of the littlo ones. The child was about six years old, and prone to somnambulism. At a point near moiix ci .e chid was f,m,d lllissill wheu ,,,,,. BWoke one ...orning, having wa,ko , ilt0 ,he Nul,t.r dri ,Ue nj ht imi m C(1IltiuU0 OI1hiu ? ,0.day.A-WM av .,. ' 'm . Keck on ins; un Income. A capable domestic servant in our ... 1 ., . , , cities may annually lav by a sum equal . ., . J :.. .. .. ""' "I'"" v iu H"".i- . t ,ondK. alm all industrious mechaii- jn ht(.a,,' ,mpllivm,ut, earus . 8llm I mil to $-.'ll,0i0 at 4 per cent. A tcam- i,i o 1 8,cr in Montana, or a cowboy in Colora uui a i . ,. i . .i.:n...... no, nuus nun nits Biieuiii mm Mini niu ; wor, to j.i,,,, i money each year, . ,,,,,,-h as xvould be if 10.00:) invested the saute luuds.cven if he could buy them lit par. The lawyer or physician in a county town wlio earns his i,0(IO annually, if suddenly debarred from practice, won d requite li i.OOO in bonds to yield him the same income; and the editor-in-chief of a great c ty daily has a power iu hi i brain worth to him, iu hard cash, the capital of tf' iilti.lHltl. . ( uu i r. Hooks That Hate Helped Is." Among the tiooks that help us all Along hies ill vary trai k, In siuiiiiu-r, w inter, spr.ng and fall, None beuts the Almanac. It weuther proplu'ci.-s are true, ( )r iii-arly, if not quit". And kno k the signal Service Bu- lle.iu higher than a kite. Kiomday to duy with ti nti lei.ee W e to its pagos go, To tind logs c.rar mild col 1 intense liigh Hindi, "Look out tor eiiow." But better far than heut or cold, hnow, hail, rain, t.uiudi-r showers. It Uives us joke tnut Adutu told To l.ve iu luleu s Ixmers. Uuilon Couritr. HOUSEHOLD AFFAIR Georgia Itoilnd nice. The boiling of rice is not always well done, and yet it is the ftimplcst of mat ters; that it should be dry is doubly ini jiortant when the intention is to serve it as an addition t i another .vegetable! dish witha savory sauce. After washing the rice, put it over the lire in plenty ot actually boiling, salted water, and boil it fant for twelve minutes; then drain oil all the Water, place the saucepan con taining the rice cither in the oven, with the door open, or on ft uncle upon tue back of the stove, add let it steam for ten minutes longer, or until it is tender as desirable: every grain will be distinct, and the rice quite free from moisture. Bice boiled too long is watery and soasy. When it is tender, it may be seasoned with salt, pepper or butter, or served plain. Proper Care of Closet a. Closets are not only useful but a neces sary part of a house. Many housekeepers think that there cannot bo too much closet room provided. There are tn iny things which are properly put into closets, and other things which should never go into closets. Of such are all soi'ed undi rgarments. Clothing that has been worn should not be hung away until properly ventilated. In this way two fertile sources of bud odors in closets may be excluded. Many hang their night clothes in the closet during the day. This also should be avoided unless they have had a thorough airing before being hung. If the closet docs not admit of a Window, the door should be left open for a few hours every day to admit pure air. Some persons have ventilatois placed just over the door, but the outside air, if admitted for a short time everv day, will nuriiy a closet where only clean clothes are hung. No matter how clean the clothing in tho closet may be, if there is no ventilation. the clothing wiil not be what it should -Di troit Trilniiie. Chicken Pie. This is my favorite way of cooking chicken, says Mrs. Jewell in the I'm trie Fnrimr. They are ni e roast d or boiled or fricasseed, but a good pie is better than them all. I prepare it ns follows: Cut up one or two plump young chi. keiis and stew them near y done in water enough to come up well around, but not over them. Then sliitn out the i hickcu, season the broth totas:ewith pepper and salt, thicken it w ith a large tablespoon ful of flour rubbed smooth in two table spoonfuls butter, and the yolk of an egg. For tlie crust, rub into three tea cupfuls of flour two thirds cup of butter, or butter and lard together, one tea spoonful baking powder, nnd as nim h salt; add water enough to ri 11 out with out sticking. Keep the materials for the crust as cool us po-sible. ltoll out and fold the paste over upon itself three or four times, roll again and re cat this process it a flaky crust is desired. Next line the s'des, but not the bottom, of a deep pudding-dish, with the pastry. Lay the pieces of chicken iu smoothly, sea soning them with salt and pepper, as needed ; pot.r the gravy over aud cover with a pretty thi k crust. Leave an open ing in the center for t e escape of steam, pinch the edges closely t keep iu the gravy, and bake in a good oven from forty to forty-five minutes. It is always well to reserve some gravy to send to the table in n tureen, to bo served with tho p:c should it happen to havo cooke I away the gravy too much, as it is quite apt to do. r so ful Hints. l ee good soup in the kitchen, as it saves the hands. Salt dissolved in alcohol will remove grea-e spots from cloth. Hub the tea kettle with kerosene aud polish with a dry tlaniiel cloth. Flour should be kept in a barrel, with a flour scoop to dip it and a sieve to sift it. Ceilings that have been smoked by a kerosene lamp should be washed oil with soda water. Cold sliced potatoes fry and taste bet ter by sprinkling a teaspoouful of flour over them while l'ryii.g. A hand oino effect is obtained by cov ering the ceding with cano strips and tho wall with matting. It is rich looking, yet it is cheap. Ad excellent way sf cooking eggs is to break them in boiling milk without beat ing. I'ook slowly, nccasioual y stirring, and when done add pepper, salt and butter. There should bu a small table about the height of the range for use as a rest- ing place tor utensils wneu utile cues, griddle cakes, etc., uro made. It should be covered w th zinc. For removing stains from oil cloth and zinc use kerosene. It will soon evapoiato nnd leav e no odor. Kerosene may safely be applied to the most ileiii ale furn tine and carpels for exterminating moths. Too many of us spoil lea instead of making it palatable. It is boiled until it tastes insipid. The process of making a good cup of tea is so simple that it is em prising to tind a housewife w ho docs not understand it. Yet theie are many such. Heat a black earthenware teapot. Put into it a teaspoouful of tea leaves and pour over it a pint of freshly boded water. Let it stand two minutes on the bu k of the range where it will not boil. Aud that is all then; is to it. If it boils it will become bitter, and no delicate palate will accept it as tea. All Hie Letters. ! Cue of our exchanges calls attention to a queer contest .that ha- been taking I place lucent ly, and ends w ill, a challenge . which, as a representative of young folks, i wo a ccpt : i ' The idea is to see who can produce j the shortest grammatical si nti nee coii- tailiing all the letters of the alphabet. It resulted in the following: ' uhn ipiickly extemporized five tow bags.' 'Ibis sen tence contains thirty-four letters. Can a .y of oar young folks make a shorter one?" Yes, we can. Kvident y, while good grammar is ueee saiy, sense is not re quired. Accordingly wo oiler this: My .'abez quickly vexed the wrong fops. Th rty-ono letters, aud no consonant re peated : und we believe it umy be os-i-ble to acci.mplish the feat with thirty letters, Fm'A'j Oun; anim ,50 PER ANNUM. PRESIDENTIAL TOVERTY. HABD-riT3HED DSSCEWDAHTS OF BOMB 'PRESIDENT. Jcfl'erson's Grand-daitfrhter Dies In Poverty Tyler's Children Est I rnaltea of Presidential Wealth. Alluding to the fact that a niece of Andrew .lackson's recently had to beg for a ni'ht's lodging in a Washington hotel, a New York M'orbl correspondent says; Thomas Jefferson's grand-daughler, Septimn Meikleham, died here recently, leaving several grand children to battle with tue world. One of her sons, owing to a severe sickness, is not at all strong menta ly. One of her daughters is not well enough to work, and the other is employed in one of the Government do nnitmi.iit.1 Another rrreat-L'rand-daugh tor of Jefferson has i harge of a school in Baltimore, and Monticello has long since passed out of the hands of the family Just before Jefferson died he was so m ch in debt that a lottery scheme wa g itten up to sell his property and relieve is necessities. He left practically nothing to his children, and they re ceived some two sums of $10,000 each from the Legislatures of two of the Southern St itcs. John Tyler left some property, but it all went to his second wife. One of his sous, General John Tyler, who drove a four-in-haud while his father was in the White House, and who was then called the handsomest man in Washington,lives on a position in the Treasury depart-ment-und one of Tyler's most accom plished daughters, a lady who presided over the Exeetltivo Mausion after her mother's death and until her father mar ried Julia Gardner, is a guest at Cor coran's Old Ladies' Home here. A man who claims to be one of the Washington family, and who, by the way, has a fa e strikinu-lv like that of tho President. peddles trinkets in a littlo booth in tho Pension building. Dolly Madison, tho President's wife, was, during a part of her lust days, furnished food by a colored mun wlio had been in 1 resident Madison's service. She got, however, a large sum of money from Congress for Madison s papers, and it w as this that cased her declining years. Most of the Presidents have died poor, and few of them have made much out of office-holding. Monroe was so poor that his hitter duys were spent with his son-in-law, Samuel L. Gouvcrneur, in New York, and there ho d.cd. Harrison left nothing to speak of. Polk left about $150,000, including Polk Place at Nash ville, where his widow now lives. It is a valuable block of ground in the center of the town, which has risen largely in value since tho President's death. Martin Van Buren niaiio money out of politics, lie started life poor and died weil-to-do. One estimate puis his estate at $800,000, and he mode money in real estate as well as in the law. Both of the Adamses were money savers, if not money makers. The letters of John Adams, the second President, to his wife Abigail, repeatedly urged her to cut dowr tho household expenses and to practise economy. Ho lunched himself on oat cake nud lcmonadj, and he walked far oftencr than he rode. John tjuincy Adams received nearly a half m llion dollars from the Govern ment iu salaries during his lifetime, nnd he possessed the Yankee thrift. The Adams fami y at present is one of the richest iu New F.ngliiud, nnd I was told at Kansas City that Charles i raticis Adams had more thun a million dollars invested iu real estate there. He has railroad stocks and bonds in ad iition, and he mnkos his money breed like Aus tralian rabbits. Andrew Jackson spent more thnn his salary while he was iu the White House, and he had to borrow money to keep up w.th his expenses. '1 homas Jcllerson borrowed tho money that carried him out of Washington when he left the Presi dency, and Andy Johnson, though he en tertained considerably, is supposed to ha. e saved at least if."i0,000 during his Wh to House career, lie died, lam told, worth ubout $100,000, nud the most of this came from economy. It was a pretty good estate for n tailor to leave. James Buchanan was making about $7,000 a year at the law when he entered Con gress, and he spcut during his Presi dency what was left from his living ex penses in charity. He was not, how ever, a rich mun when he died, and his estate of Wheatland was sold a year or two ago. President Fillmore began life as u wool-carder. During the three years ho was engiged to his sweetheart he hud not enough money to pay the expenses of the .hundred and fifty miles which lay be tween her home in Saratogo County, N. V., and where ho had begun to practice law. During the li.st year of their mar riage his w fc did the housework und taught school, and still he died one of the richest of the Presidents. The greater part of his fortune, however, came from his second marriage to a rich woman of Itull'alo, w hom he courted after his i ist w .fe d ed. President t' eveland is supposed to bo worth nliout II0,0H0, und he own-, I am told, n il c-ta'.u iu Builulo which is rapidly advancing in va'no. President Arthur h ft nun h less than he wus sup posed to be woith. Gai field, shortly be. lore his death owed ! ',000 to General Swaim, and Grant did not add to his fortune by bis While House iiireer. Hayes ma le money out of the Presidency, ami is rich through inheritances aud c oiiomy. The Picsidciits, us a rule, have not save 1 money during their Prvsi-d'-m-y; but the same abilities whiih made them Presidents would, if they had b "ii Used in the I eld of money-making au 1 money saving, have given them for- llli.CS. On Dangerous Ground. Auckland, New Zealand, is a lively and en'.i i n rising city of ,"0,000 iuhabil- j1"1 It is s.tuaied near the ciatcr of u cwinct volcano, which, according t i . ii utisis, may resume active opera li hi- al any moment. The Aueklandei -, however, me n it terrified at the prospe t, and in fact are going lo cement the bo -t. in of the crater a id ..so it as u res rv . for tin ir water supply. Fir.- und ll'i Intellectual pleasures are a nobler kiud tlia i uny others. I hey be ong to thiuus of the highest order, 'i'h y aie the in clinations of heaven, am! entertainment ot t ie Deity. RATES OP ADVERTISING. On Squire, on. Inch, one in-rtlom. 1 1 S One Kiiuare, one Inch, on month One Kquare, one Inch, three moatae Oi.a Square, one Inch, on yew 10 m Two Sqiiar a, one rear 18 J Cjnartcr Column, one yaor jj Half Colnmn, on year M 00 Oua Column, ona year ,u0 w Leiral advertUemenu tan eenta par line each la toruuo. Marriage aad eth notice gratia. All bill, for yarly adrertlMaieiita enllerted o,nar trly. Tiniorrj wJ?artl.aQienle Diuu be M U ad.auea. Job work caeh en Salivary. Ct-D SAYINQS. As poor as a church As thin as a rail; As fat as a porpoise, As rough as a gale; As brave aa a lion, As spry aa a eat; As bright as a sixpenos, As weak as a rat ' As proud as a peaooek. As sly as a fox; As ma t as a March bars, , As strong as an ox; As fair as a lily, As empty as air; Aa rich as Croesus, As cross as a bear. As pure as an angel, As neat as a pin; As smart as a steel-trap, As ugly as sin, As dead as a door-nail, As white as a sheet; As flat as a pancake, As red as a beet. As round as an apple, As black as yoi hat; As brown as a berry, As blind as a bat; As mean as a miser, As full aa a tick; Ai plump as partridge, As sharp aa a stick. As clean as a penny, As dark as a pall; As hard as a millstone, As bitter as gall; As fine as a fiddle. As clear as a bell; As dry as a herring, As deep as a welL As light as a feather, As firm as a rock; As stiff as a poker, As calm as a clock; As gi-eeu as a gosling. As brisk as a b.-e; And now let me stop, Lest vou weary of me. Aru Orleans Timte-Dtmoerat. HUMOR OF THE DAT. The school question Please, may I g'wout? iMirell Vithen. Men who are a great deal run after fugitives from justice. lioitun Courier. The fireman of a locomotive generally hns a "tender" disposition. liocltester Post-Ffpre-iH. "Can't you work!" asked a lady of a tramp. "I don't know, ma'am. 1 used to, but I'm out of practice." Merchant Trattltr. Maud S. is said to have a stride of fif teen feet. I low a prize fighter must envy her when the police are alter him. JV'eic York JVir. "Why do I live?" is tho title of a re ceut poem. A perusal compels us to give up tho problem as unanswerable. Bur lington Free Pre. It would bo tho most natural thing in the world for the young business man to put the letters of his "dove" in his pigeon holes. Uurlingloii Free I're-a. Basphet ry jam is now made of stewed tomatoes and hay seed. Give them a lit tle time and they will make white clover honey out of bone phosphate. D-timciV lirene. "How are collections to-day?" risked a man of a bill collector yesterday. "Slow, very slow; can't even collect my thoughts," was tho reply. Pitt burg Ch rvit icle. 1 A South Carolina paper tells of a farmer in that State who bus been at the plow for sixty-eight years,... It isjjmtjjta. call tho old man to dinner. Hun iran ds o Al.'a. "Johnny," said the Sunday-school teacher, "what is your duty to your neighbors?" "To asked them to tea as soon as they get settled," said Johnny, LewLtton Journal. j Landlord "Come, Sepp, that is the . tenth match I've seen you Mrike. What have you lost?" Sepp "I'm looking 'for a match that I've dropped on the floor." Herman Joke. The public look upon the college yell as a useless uceoniplishm 'lit, but in later yeurs, w hen some of the boys get iutothe itinerant fish business tiiey find it comes in powerful liundy. Statesman. More di'umiuurs than ever are out on tba road This season, the papers inform us: And we rise to rem rit, in u mild sort of way, That the chustnut crop is enormous. Hotel .If' i if. "Your bill has been running a long time," iusiuuutingly reiusmed the butcher" to Slopay the other morning. "That's bud," remarked Slopuy, B.viupa theiicully. "Why dou't you let it walkf" Wa hihijton t'ritii; Mrs. Yoiingiiiuter "Do you know, Emily, I think baby has inherited his father's hair." Mr. Y. (prematurely bald) "I'm glad to hear somebody's in herited it, my love, for I have often wondered what became of it. 7Vw a-j'tiiDi. Each Shop In Paris Has Its Color. Business people in Paris havo long since formed a color speech by which certain trades are easily recognized. First of all the color shops tue distin guished by being painted outside iu squares and stripes ot the most brilliant colors. Viennese leather, broue and trinket shops havo beg in to use the Austrian colors, yellow and blackr then the Spanish w ine shops uso yellow and red; the Italian, green, white aud red. 'I he business places where furniture tarts for removal ure kept aie painted yellow, as well as the wagons why, not even thu proprietor know. Pastry shops are light biow n ouls.de, and w ithin white aud gold, so that olio is reminded of the pastry itse f. .Mi k shops are white aud blue, both inside and out. Th'.' washerwomen uoW begin to paint the outside of their iron ing shops a bright blue, w hile the carts tluit take the linen to the wash houses in tho country are bright green. Wine houses are all painted brown, or a dull red, which isexa tly ihe color of the vin ordinaire mixed w ith cranberry juii e and 1 .gwood. Still darker is I tie color of the .hT.r. oal s!io .. which tuo d ist soourca ders completely bl ick. l akers are fond j of 1 ght brown and white, with much I gilding and large mirrors. --Court I Journal. i