3 t 7. THE F0OT REPUBLICAN. WF.DNE8DAY, NOVEMBER 2.1, 1H87. DOROUGH OFFICERS. nur,jt.- II. O. Davis. OJMifiJwufw North ward, t. J. Hop klne, J. K. Clark, H. D. Irwin. South ward, J. V. rroper, Wm.Bmearbaugb.O. "W. Bovard. yUcM of (A Peat J. T. Brennan, D. S. Knox. Onxtabfe and OolUtlorH. 8. Csnflold. AcAooi Director O. W. Robinson, A. B. Kelly. C. M. fihowVey, I). 8. Knox, . W. Clark, E. L. Davis. FOREST COUNTY OFFICERS. Member of Congress James T. Maf- KKTT. Member of Senate 3. II. Wilson. ,4Mm6y Charlv: .'..Randall. Vestdeaf Jndqe W. . Drown. V4nre(a Judge Lewis Arkkr. Jjo. A. Proprr ; 7Vaurer SotMoi Fitzorrald. Prothonotnry, Rrgitterdt Recorder ,fe. Curtis M. Srawjcbt. fiherilT. LltoitAen Anrw, ContmuMioaers Oliver Bykri.y, Wm. A.IIKLDS, J. II. CRADWICK. Cfeunry. Superintendent Gko. W. Kkrr. fHstriet Attorney P. M. Clark. Jury O7nmi'onr II. . Davis, David Walters. (bounty Surveyor 11. C. Whittekin. t n-oner Dr. J. W. Morrow. .County udVrors J. A. Scott, Thos. Corah,' Geo. Zu it if del. BUSINESS DIRECTORY. TIONESTA LODGE Vii 9ttn MEKT8 every Tuesday evening, at 7 o'clock, in the Lodge Room In Par tridge's Hall. E. 8. IIOVT, N. O. 0. W. SAWYER, Keo'y. 27-tf. T?ORK!T LODGE, Ko. 184, A. O. U. W.. Br Meets every Friday Evening In Odd Kelipws' Hall, Tionesta, I j. AONEW, M. W. J. E. WENK. Itooorder. CAPT. OEORQE HTOW POST, Mo, 274, O. A. It. HloeTH mi the first Wednesday in eanh month, In Odd Fellows Hall, Tionosta, Pa. J). 8. KNOX, Commander. ONEW A CLARK, ATTOKNEYS-AT-LAW. . Office in Court Home, Tlonosta, Pa. J. R.AOXEW. P.M. CLARK, District Attorney. J. VAN OIESBN, AtfORNEY A COUNSELOR AT LAW, tAenburg, (Knox P. O.,) Clarion Coun ty, 4 a. F U DAVIS. 'j. ATTORJf EY-AT-LAW, Tionnsts Pa. Collections tnado Iu Otis and adjoining COIIHtiCS. . F. RITOrlEY. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Tionesta, Forest County Pa. LAWRENCE HOUSE. Tlonosta, Pa.. II. M. Brock way. Proprietor. This he use f centrally Inoa'eJ. Everything new and well furnished. Supcilbr Ac commodations and strict attention Riven to KiTCsts. Vegetables and Fruits or all kinds served In their season. Sample loom Tor Com niorehil Agents. pFNTRAL IIOVSi; Tionesta. Pa., V. C. Hrownell. Proprietor. This Is a hew house, and has Just been lit ted up lor .the accommodation of the public. A por ' lion of the patronage of the publio is solic ited. 4rt-lv. CENTRAL UOIKi;, OIL CITY, PA. W W. ROTH, Proprietor. The lArgest, Bust Located and Furnished llous i In the City. Near Union Depot. JB. fsIGGlNS, M. D., Physician, Hurgoon it Druggist, TIONESTA, PA. T W. MORROW. M. P., PHYSICIAN A SURGEON, ' Late n. Armstrong county, having located In Tla-esta is prepared to attend all pro- fessional calls promptly and at all hours. w Utllce aid resldenco two doors north of j I-awreuce House. Office liours 7 to 8 a. M., and 11 .o 12 u. ; 2 to 3 and tii to 7) p. J. Hunditya, to 10 A. M. ; 2 to S and 6 to7Jp:M. rnay-18 81. DENTISTRY. DR. J. W. MORROW. Ihtvlng pun-based the materials tie., of nr. .ieiuimau, wouia respectlully an-iioui-ce that he will carry on the Dental bustiiPxa in Tionesta. and having bad over six years successful experience, oonsdlers hlniKell fully competent to give entire sat isfaction. I shall always give niy medi cal practice the preference. inaViS-HS. MAY, PARK CO., BANKERS. Corner of Elm Walnut St., Tionesta, "Pa., Bank of Discount and Deposit. In terest allowed on Time Denosita. Collec tions made on all the Principal points of ioti l'. o. voiivciions Boiiciteu. JORENZO FULTON, Manufacturer of and Dealer in HARNESS. COLLARS, BRIDLES, And all kinds of HORSE FURNISHING GOODS. TIONESTA. PA. M. C. WHITTEKIN. Civil Engineer and Surveyor. TIONESTA PA. Land and Railway Nnrveylng a Specialty, jmnomic, oo:ar or I rianguialion mirvey. ing. lieot of Instruments and work Terms on application. :e -w. law, Practical Tinner. All kinds of Kheet Metal Work prompt ly aitecdei tJ. ROOFING A ,,l!culn' SPOIITINO. BONNER BUILDING, Up Stairs. TIONESTA, PA. WATCH CLOCK & JEWELRY REPAIRING. pnE UNDERSIGNED would renect J. fully announce to the citizens of Tio oeska and vicinity, that he bas removed bis watchmaking ebUbliahmont from t.. lersburg to Tionesta, la the room over rom. nmearoaun S Co. s store, formerly occupied by Dr. Morrow as an ollloe. where bo is prepared to repair watches, clocks and Jewelry. 37 years experience will enable him to give satisfaction. Give mm a wiai. n. KALLK. I A YOU WANT a reJipoetnbU Job of a prmung at a reaaonahle price send your JAS. BEENNAN, REAL ESTATE AGENT, TIOITESTA, PA. LANDS in! CHT AND SOLD O N COMMISSION. If you wish to buy or sell Real Estate it will pay you to correspond with me. C4H4 Tine Table Tl.l Matlea. WORTH. I BOOTH. Train 28 7:37 am Train C3 :14 am Train 62... 2:2fi am Train 29 1:18 pm Train SO 3:52 pmlTraln 31.... 8:16 pm Train 28 North, and Train 29 South car ry the mall. Ckarrh ass Mafcbath Rrbeal. Presbyterian Sahbnth School at 9:45 a. m. t M. E. Snbbsth School at 10:00 a. in. Preaching in M. E. Church every Sab bath evening by Rev. Rumberger. Services in Lutborsu Mt. Zinn's Church, Oormnn Hill, every Sunday at 10 a. m., Ensllsh and Qerman alternating. S. S. every Sunday at 9 a. in. R. J. Greets, Pastor. Preaching in the F. M. Church next Sunday evening at usual hour, ltov. H. Snger, Pastor. United Presbvterlan services will be held in the Presbytetian church next Sab bath, morning and evening. All are cor dially Invited to attend. Rev. J. C. G reer will officiate. LOCAL AND MISCELLANEOUS. Oil market closed yesteiday 74 1 Opening this morning at 74o. Miles W. Tate Esq , of Meadville, was a visitor to Tionesta yesterday. Yesterday morning was the cold est of the season by several degrees. The Strndard has bought out the refinery of Logso, Emery & Weaver. Einlenton Newt: TJharley Turner went op to Forest county this rooming for a bunt. Judge Drown has decided that nest Juno shall be the time for bear ing license petitions in Warren couuty. Several of our home talent have been out after deer in the past day or two, but failed to start even so much as a track. All should remember to attend the union services to be held in the M. E. Church to morrow forenoon, at the riogiug of the bell." Mrs. W. E. Lathy departed yes terdy for a few days' visit with Titus ville friends, and from thence she will return to her home in Newton, Kan. Coasting commenced Monday, to be continued indefinitely until March, except when interrupted by the bare ground shoviug up through the enow. The little bit of venison which bit this market last week, bit it mighty hard, bringing 24 cents a pound. It would seem from this that the stuff is getting distressingly scarce hereabouts. Barnum's show, which was in win ter quarters at bridgeport, Coon., was totally destroyed by fire on Sunday last. Nearly all the animals aud other cur iosities were burned. Loss estimated at $700,000. Mr. J. I. Range, of Stewarts Run, takes the cake, griddle and all, for big porkers slaughtered this fall. On Wednesday of last week he butchered a yearling which tipped the beam at 510 pounds. A private letter from J. G. Win ger, of Grand Valley, to SheritTelect Sawyer, slates tbut be is about organ izing a Post of the G. A. R. at that place, and (bat Slow Post will bo duly notified of the date of muster. Protboootsry elect Arner moved into bis North ward residence yester day, taking advantage of the roads before they became too bad, and at the same time get thoroughly settled before taking hold of (he official reins. Mr. John Noble and wife are vis iting in Tionesta for a couple of weeks. John, who holds down a position on the Cook lease, at Bobs Creek, is laid off with the rest of oil well workers for some time on account of the shut down. Mr. George J. Philley, an tdd time resident of Tionesta, paid a short visit to the place last week. Mr. Phil ley, who has resided in Cochranton since removing from here, was looking well, and was warmly greeted by many old friend. Congratulations to Henry Sibble and Abe Weller, each of whom took unto himself a wife, due mention of wbith will be found among the mar riages in this issue. Long life, happi ness and prosperity to both of tbem aod theirs. Ballou's Magazine for December, U already in the haods of its many delighted readers, with its customary fuod of the choicest literature. Now is the time to subscribe. Address Ballou's Magazine, 23 Hawley Street, Boston, Mass. Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Bromley, of btewart' Kuo, passed through town yesterday on their return from a viait with relatives and friends in Mercer county. We understand Mr. Bromley is disposing of bit property with a view to removing to Missouri. lie has an elegant farm under excdluut slate nf cultivation, aud we are sorry that our county is likely to lose such a worthy citizen, One day last week while filing a pulley on the new mill of Collins & Watson, at Fox Creek, Joseph Petti grew had the index finger on his left hand so badly crushed as to necessitate amputation, which operation was per formed by Dr. Siggins. CoIHds, McCain & Co. have sev eral coal barges aod flats anchored here ready to run on the next flood that happens along. Prophets think that after this cold spell is over there will be a good flood in the river. Aod we hope they are correct. The first slush ice of the season was noticeable in the river on Monday morning of this week, and has since been running steadily. The creek and "back chanel" were frnieo yesterday morning with ice almost heavy enough to carry an ordinary sized man. "There's method in that man's madness" remarked the Superintendent of au Insane Asylum of one of his pa tieuts. "How does it show itself?" questioned the visitor. "Why he al ways sbLs fot a botile of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrop when he has a cold." "Ah 1 I see." According to the wishes f Pen sion Commissioner J. C. Black, the County Commissioners of Forest Coun ty, are requested to furnish a list nf all dependent soldiers, or their widows or orphans, residing iu this county. All such are requested to send their names to the Commissioners' office at once. A well heing drilled near the mouth of Queen creek, in Hickory township, is reported as a heavy gasser, the roar from the escaping gas being heard a great was off. We did not learn the names of the partus putting down the well, which is located about five miles southeast of Tidioute, in this county. Thanksgiving to-morrow, upon which occasion all who have turkeys will proceed to eat them. Kikewise they will not forget to remember in their minds their poorer neighbors, who can't afford the turkey. Aod ibis reminds us that nothing in the gob bier line has been strutting around our coop as yet, that we have observed. Several delegations of hunters were observed io town to-day taking trains for the hunting woods. It prob ably would be no exaggeration to say that from now uutil Cbristmass there will be up in Forest county an aver age of four hunters, and perhaps more, for every deer in the county. Blit tard. That's a very conservative es timate. The English sparrow is now a regular feature of some of the city markets. Oae man iu Alhany, N. Y., has already disposed of 4,000 of these birds. Plenty of people are finding sparrow pie a very palatable dish. It thus seems possible that the much cussed little bird is entering upou a period of general popularity. Frank lin New. The case of Mrs. Dinsmore was called for second trial in the Clarion courts on MoDday, when her attorneys moved for a change of veoue, which was at first refused. Seven jurrs were procured when the panel was ex hausted, whereupon the counsel for the defense renewed their application, which was granted, and the case or dered to be tried in Venango cnunty, whither the Sheriff was ordered to re move the prisoner. An exchange, aye, any number of exchanges, have had the following: It is au editor's duty to speak of his town as the loveliest place beneath the heaveu'a blue arch. Speak uf the de ceased citizen as the fallen oak, wheu he dies of the jiui jams Call a man a promioeot and influential citizen when you know he is best poker player in town, and speak of a little street Arab as a blight eyed youth on the road to fame, and a big-footed, red headed, newly married womao as the beautiful bride. James L. Coon, quite a prominent individual of Butler county, was ar rested in that county yesterday as an accomplice in the robbery of two maiden ladies named McKeever, io No vember, 1886. The information sets forth that Wilson and Hsggerty, the Wagner robber who were coo victed aod seotenced from here io May last, committed the rubbery, and that Conn was an accomplice. The arrest created quite a sensation iu the neighborhood, a Conn bsi heretofore borne a good reputation. Couoty De tective D. L. Dunbar made the infor mation. Neuralgic pain is usually of au in tensely sharp, cutting or burning char acter, and is either coostaut or inter mitlent. To relieve tbi torture and efTeot a speedy and permanent cure rub thoroughly with Salvation Oil, the greatest pain cure on earth. Price 25 cents a bottle. We are receiving every week, until after the holidays, novelties in Books, Albums, Autograph Albums, Scrap Bonks, aud Bibles, Toy Books. Toys, Jewelry, &o Don't fail to see tbem. Wm- Smearbauoh A Co. Peterson's Magszine for Decem ber i on our table, and, highly as we have praised its efforts this year, we can conscientiously say that this clos ing number surpasses aoy of its pred ecessors. The steel plate is one of the finest that the magazine bas ever giv en. The wood-engraving is a spirited representation of a tobogganiug-arene. The fashion plates aod other illustra tions are of superior merit. Terms, two dollars a per year, with large re ductions wheu taken in clubs, and el egsht premiums to those getting up clubs. Sample-copies free to those desiring to get up clubs. Address Peterson's Msgazine, 306 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, Pa. A Horrible Fate J. P. Stephens Burned to Death. One of the most distressing fatali ties that has ever occurred io this sec tion happened at Newmanville, Clarion couoty on Monday of this week. The Temperance i louse at that place took fire about 9 o'clock in the morning and burned to the ground, and with it was consumed the proprietor, Mr. John P. Stephens, a very worthy citi zen, aged nearly 75 years, and well known to many of our readers. It seems that Mr. Stepheus had not been feeling well for some time, but had been up in the rooming and kio died the fire in the kitchen and then gone hack to his room, up stairs, to bed. Just bow the building took fire is not known, but that it caught in the upper portion of the bouse is pretty definitely settled. There had been a fire in one of the up-stairs rooms, be sides a lamp had been left burning in one of boarder's roo.i s, and to one or the other of these the conflagration is attributed. At all events, a son of the family, Rule Stephens, was the first to discover the fire upon his return from an errand which had taken him away an hour or so before. Rushing into the house, where Mrs. Stephens and two small children were yet ob livious of the fire, bis first thought was of his aged fathtr, to whose room he ran, but on opening the door whs driven back and almost overcome by a dash nf smoke and flame which burned him severely about the face. His next thought was to efft-ct an en trance by the outside window, and rushiog out he procured a ladder, climbed to the window and dashed it tn pieces with his elbow, but here again his heroic efforts to rescue bis father were frustrated by the flames which burst out and again burned him badly. By this time several neighbors had ar rived and were doing everything in their power to rescue the victim from bis awful doom, but without avail. Iu the meantime the aged wife, now al most frantic, bad made an attempt to aactnd the stairs, but was driven back after being very severely burned about the face aud neck. While this was goiug on, others were making strenuous efforts to sare other properly, aod by tearing down a small shop next the building the baru was saved from the flamns. The hotel, io gether with nearly all its cootents whs a total loss, there being no iosurauce oo the property. As soon as the fire had sufficiently died away search was made for the unfortunate man's remams. They were fouud directly under the part of the building where he bad slept, burn ed to a ciisp aud out of all recognition. The limbs, arms and bead were entire ly flesh lees, while the trunk ol the body was a blackened, charred mass. Kiud friends took immediate charge uf the remaius aud kept them from the sight of the horror slrickeo wife and children, who have the deepest sympathy of every oue iu ibis most beartreoding affair, which has cast a gloom over the whole community. Sons of Veterans, Attention. Tbere will be a mretiog for consul tation for the purp-ise of u'ganizing a Camp of Sous of Veterans at the Post Hall in Tionesta, oo Wednesday eve ning, Nov. 30. A full attendance of those who have signed the roll, aud as many more eligible ones as wish to join, is requested. In Memoriam. Whkreab. It has pleased our Heavenly Father, to call to his abid ing rest our beloved Comrade, Au gust II. Winegard, to the Grand Army above. Uetolved, therefore, that while mourning his losa from our member ohip here, we feel assured he has txH-n mustered into a higher service. The Post having lost a good member, and the community a worthy mail, he has left an excellent record, both civil and military, that though dead h yet lives, for the brave and the good live Iti the memory of their friends after death. lletolvtd, that we extend our heart felt symputhy to tne aged mother and relatives lie leaves behind. In this their day of triul, and that a copy t:f this resolution be presented to them, and the county papers be re quested to publish the same, and that the flag and charter be draped in mourning for thirty days. Kami'kl b. IkWIS, J. W. Mokrow, 1. W. Clark. Committee, HERE AND THERE. Three persons have been killed naer Carrollton, Ohio, by eating cablmgo on which Paris Green had been sprinkled to kill worms. On Tnosday of last woek the board of pardons, sitting at Hsrrlsburg, recom mended the pardon of Thomas Wilson, of Crawford county, serving a sentence for aggravated a-wault and battery. On Friday a carrier pigeon lit on a win dow sill of the VV. U. telegraph operator's residence at Mercer. He oponed the win dow and the bird flew In. A card was at tached to It which had written thereon. "If lost, ploase communicate with the owner, A. Samuels, 215 Pratt Street, Buf falo, N. Y. Grove City Telephone. We notice in somo of our exchanges the statement that Mrs. Sarah Shaffner, of No. 337 South Kleventh street, Hsrrlsburg, Is dying from paralysis. She has a brother from whom she has not beard in five years and she would like to see him before shn dies. Can any of our readers furnish in formation that will help her to find him? List of Jurors, Deo. Term, 1887. GRAND JURORS. Argrolius, O. M., lumberman, Howe. Builer, J. H.. farmer. Hickory. Ituttei field. O. G merchant, Borough. Clark, 11. V producer, borough. Crawford, R. B., laborer, Borough. Deikrager, f., farmer, 'Irecn. Dnnkle, Michael, lalmrer, BarnotU Drove, Jefferson, laborer, Howe. Hickling, Jsmes, minister, Borough. Harrison, W. H., farmer, Green. Hunter, Alexander, laborer, Green. Kaster, Sealey, driller, Howe. Killmer, W. V., clerk, Borough. LnnderH, C. E., farmer, Harmony. Lachner, Geo. A. Jr., laboror, Barnett. Murphy, Ira B., lumberman. Howe. Mandevllle, P. L., laborer. Green. McDonald, H. B., laborer, Kingsley. Maxe, James T., farmer, Barnett. Nurss, James, laborer. Hickory. Pequignoo, Victor, farmer, Barnett. Rlshei, O. P., loreman, Howe. Schrecengost, T. G., laborer, Barnett. Voder, Charles, miller, Barnett. PETIT JURORS. Burns, W. A. harness-maKer, Hickory. Berlin, Eugene, farmer, Kingxley. O'peland Parens, farmer. Hickory. Cowan, Thomas, laborer, Kingsley. Carpenter, Jud., laborer, Kingsley. Campbell, Burns, teamster, Barnett. Downey, Daniel, laborer, Howe. Decker, Wilbur, farmer. Hickory. Downey. U. H , laborer, Kingsley. Dodxon, D. M., farm or, Jenks. Fiddler, D. M., farmer, Harmony. Kenrttermaker, Aaron, farmer, 'Tionesta. Fogle, W. H., laborer, Harmony. Frost, W. W., merchant, Howe. Fout, Aaron, farmer. Harmony. Guiton, J. H., farmer, Jenks. Gibson, William, laborer, Howe. Hepler, Samuel, farmer, Tionesta. Hunter, David, farmur, Tionesta. Johnston. John, lumberman, Howe. Kilch, Samuel, laborer, Tionesta. Kennedy, E. E.. laborer, Tionesta, Kerr, Calvin, laborer. Barnett. Lovell, H. E., laborer, Kingsley. Lougee, John, farmer, Harmony. Mealy, Andrew, farmer, Tionesta. Menscb, J. H., lumberman, Jenks. McKean, Wil lam, lalmrer, Green. Matson, R. M lumberman, Jenks. Mooro, J. D., fsrnier, Barnett. Morgan, Wm. E., laborer, Borough. Mong. Joseph, farmer, Tionesta, Mcloskey, B. A., farmer, Green. Noble, John, laborer, Kingsley. Patterson, Wm., lumliermsn, Barnett. Rhodes Henrr, minister, Tionesta, Walte-s, G. W., butcher. Borough. Woloott, S. J., farmer, Borough. W. O. T. TJ. COLUMN. Conducted by th Tionesta Union. Tho W. C. T. U. meets the 2d and 4th Tuesday of each month, at 3 p. tn. President Mrs. Ell Holeman. Vice Presidents-Mrs. J. G. Dale, Mrs. W. J. Roberts. Recording Sec'y Mrs. L. A. Howe. Cor. Sec. fe Treas. Mrs. S. D. Irwin. Woe unto him that giveth hit neighbor drink, that puttest thy bottle to Aim, and makeit him drunken also. Hab. II, 15. The wicked workelh a deceitful work : but to him thatsowelh righteousness shall be a sure roward. Kev. 11, is. DAT BOY FRITZ. So you vants me to dells you apout dot lager pier, does you ? Veil, I tells you dot pooty quick. You see, mine leetle poy Friiz Maying ofer dare, de von dot ish shianding nop, mit his heat on top off de grouniT Veil, dot poy, is shust awful scbraart ; I sooradiiues dinks dat veu he ish grown oop be vill be shust so schmait like his ladder. Veil, von day ven 1 vos trinkiog my pier out in de garten, Fritz be cooius oop, an' says he. "Fadder, dot pier is awful goot, vou't you gifts me soom f" D t makes me schiimp a lee tle inside, but I holds myself shtill, aod asks him: "How y.u kuow it ish goot, Fritz?" "Veil," says be, "veo you virst sends me by dot saloon mil a pail for pier, it looks so nice and I taste a leetle, but it vas uot goud ; next time I taste him again, au' he vas a leetle petter, an' de next times he ras petter, aa' de oexl dimes he vas petter yet, so' py an py I likea him just so veil as I ca. Veu I gets to pe a pig roaub, like you, fadder, I drinks bim all day long. Oh! ven I drinks pier I feels sj goot au' jolly ; let me bave soom now, fadder, von't you ?" You petter pehtive I felt yust dreat ful to hear my poy talk dot way. First I vist, somn vol you call him earth quake might make vuu hole in de grouut an' dooks we right iu; an' next I dinks I cannot go deat uow, he cause I must safe my poy, mine leetle Fritz. It's all very well, I lought, for a pig roan to triuk his pier dwo, dree times a day; but veo a leetle p-.y likea bim so veil dot he vouts to triuk all de di nits, deu dat poy vill be fch raped oop out of de gutter S"om day au pe dakeu to de talahoose, au' de next dimes he goes to de pen i-ten li ary, vera dcy puis peoples hchiul irou bars yust like vild animals in dure cuges Oh, my lei tl Frnz; vol shall I say to dat poy? If I delU him pier ish uot gout I'.r him, duu he suys it inaks him feel guoi, au' it de not hurt his ladder; an' if I say it is vitk td, dsn ho vill say, '-Fadder, vol makes you s vieked ?" An' if I say he must not dook pier, den he vill say noddingg. but veo he gits dot pier t'iist den he vill go by de saloon and spend hi pennies for pier, and de man's vill gife him some mure yutt to see how funny he vill act. Oh, if I nefer send him by dot saloon 1 He knows de road so easy uow, he has peen go efery lay for dro years an' I lought it so achmart veo he vas pig enough to go after pier for his fadder. Ob I vat schall I do? Ah, uow I bafe itt Semebody dells me vonce dot pier vas pad fur anypndies ; dot the great German Liehig say so, but I don't pe lieve it den, pecauie I vants my pier; now I pues it ish tl rue, au' I vill get me some pooks and real all apout it, an' I vill dells Fritz dot I hafo found dat pier ish not goot fir de pig roans, uor de leetle mans, an' ve must, bole shtop it; den be vill sthup pecause he vill vant tn do like his fadder, siu'l it? Den I tougbt, "Dot ish all right, ooly maybe, Fritz don't pelieve it pe cause he vants bis pier yuet like bis fadder did." How I did vish dere vas not a sa loon in de land ; an' den I recolmem ber how a mans ssy vonce' "Dere vill not be von saloon in de couotry in den year from now, if efery man doos his duly aud f-ites de Prohibition dick et efery dioies." Oh, how mad dot made rce den, but somevay it tou't make me so mad like dot now; it sounds goot. Veo I dells Katriua, she laughs in' says, yust to dry me, "I guess you triuk some lager pooty quick vena le ooomes along, ain't it?'1 Au' I say, "Katrina, you diuks I car-s nnttings for dot leetle Fritz?" An' py an-py ven I goes ofer py the sbtore. Shake, he asks me to go oud mil him au' baf some pier. An' I dells him mebbs be petter hadn't talk dot vay to me. 1 vos von demperance man now. "Vol! you a demperance crank?" says Shake, and he vos so oxciied dot he stepped pack into a half bushel measure dot stood npp gainst do vail, an' ven he got nop ao' rubbed de blace vere be sat down, il buried him so dot he said be "vouldo't gife den dollars to do dot again." An' I tule bim "he might dske me for dwo craoks if he vauis to, but I dou't triuk no more of dot pier." An' he says: "Peer don't hurt any man," pecausn it nefer hurt bim ; aud I asks bim how he gets dot plack eye? An' bn says dot he fell from de cellar to de garret, yesterday, and shtoek a knot hole in his eye. An' I dells him if I vas demperance mans I don't got some knot holes in my eye ; ain't it? I dells you, roiue friends, I vas a better man now I shtop dot peer, au' I feels better, an' Katrina, she says I looks better (dot makes me feel a lee lis fih cap.) Ven a man tnuke his peer an' shmokes his pipe., he gets pe nnttings put a peer-parrel ori i'no ie vid a shmoke slack on tp of it. You .... I. .... iui a a man nes a rigni in make a shmoke shtack of himself, eh? So you see I ish von of dose prohi bishin cranks, au' I vouts to dells you yust von ting; you can't turn dot kind of cranks hut von vay, neider, dot's yust ao sure as my t ame is Schnider. An' I ish going to safe dot leetle Fritz sumevay, au' if 1 can't keep him a vay from de pier, den 'I yust files so ash to keep de pier avay from him ven he croes oop, dots all. M. E Servoss. Same Foolish People Allow a cough to run until it gets beyond the reach of medicine. They often say, Oh, it will wear away, but in most cases it wears them away. Could they be in duced to try the successful medicine call ed Kemp's Balsam, which we sell on a positive guarantee to cure, thev would immediately see the excellent effect alter taking the first dose. Price 60c auu 1.00. Trial size free. G. W. Bovird. If you want at ouce the best aud cheapest Life or Accident Insurance, insure iu the Mutual Reserve Fund Life Association and Guarantee Mut ual Accident Co. P. M. Clark, Gen eral Agent, Tionesta, Pa. The PofNIalUa of Tloacsta, Is about "JO, and we wotil say at least one half are troubled with some affection of the Throat aud Lungs, as those com plaints are, according to statistics, more numerous than oth irs. We would advise all not to uegleet the opportunity to call on us and got a bottle of Kemp's Balsam fur the Throat and Lungs. Price 50c. and $1.00. Trial size Iroe. Respecttully. G. W. Bovard. MARRIED. WKLLER-tiUEN THKR At the M. E. Parsonage, Tionesta, Pa., Nov. 18, 1S87, by Kev. C. C. Rumlierger, Mr. A. L. Weller of Kellettville, Pa., and Miss Lizzie Gueuther, of Hickory, Pa. SiniiLE SANNER At the residence ol the bride's parents in Tionesta, Nov. 17, IH7, by Rev. Jas. Hie ling, Mr. Henry Sibble of German Hill, and Miss H:ittie Sunucr, of Tioncxlu, Pa. For S.'le at G eat Sacrifice. Sawmill centrally located in the Lumber Region 21 mile north of MiellicM Junc tion, Korea t county, on the Tiuula VhI-li-y itailmuil. The lit i i t is hi complete running tv .in li t it hi with 40 hoiso power cuuiue uud builer ; c ipucil y -U.ooO feet per day, being surroundi-d liy thickly tun bcrcil Uiiil uinl coiinecuil 'with tho rail road bv u twitch. The mill cuihsIh of lain Iraine building and iu surrounded bv hevcral houses to accoiniimilaU) help. I his cMialilixhmcnt w ill lie sold at a bar gain if taken at mice. Address Mrs. J. K. Davi-, (VnLro Avenue, East End, Pitts burgh, Pa. "t. TIONKHTA MAKKKTf. 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Brorc, President Jmlge of tho Court of Commoo Plea and Quartor Sessions In and for the county of Forest, has issued bis pre cept for holding a Court of Common ries Qunrtor Sesssions, Ac, at Tionesta, for th County of Forest, to commence on tho Third Monday or Doc, boing the 19th dar of Dec, 1887. Notice is therefore gi von to the Coronor, Justice of the Peace and Con stables of said county, that they be then and there iu their proper persons at tcu o'clock A. M., oi said day with thoir reooids, inquisitions, examination, and other lemombrances, to do - those things which to their office appertain to be done, and to those who are bound in reoogniianr o to prosecute against the prisoners that are or shall be in the jail of Forest County, that they may be then and thero to prosecute agaiust them as shall be just. Given un der my band and seal this 21st day of November, A. D. 1887. L. AQNEW, L.8. Sheriff. TItlAI, LIST. List of causes set down for trial In the Court of Common Pleas of Forest County, Pa., on the Third Monday of December, A. D., 187! 1. D. L. Beaver vs. H. II. Shoemakor, consolidated oases, Nos. 8 and tl, Febru ary Term, 1884. 2 J. it Pcarsall vs. Richard Winlack, No. 25 December Term, 18S5. 3. John H. Broas, Jr., vs.S. S. Can field, No. 42 September Term, 1886. 4. W. A. Deemer vs. Taylor de Crate, No. 28 December Term, 1880. ft. Jno, U, Huddleson, Adm'r, va. Geo. Hud lleson etal. No. '16, May Term, 1887. 6. James Gllflllan, use of A. J. Gilfillsn, vs. Green Township School District, No. S December Term, 1887. Attest, CURTIS M. SHAWKEY, Prothonotary. Tionesta, Pa., Nov. 7, 1887. Confirmation Notice. Notice is hereby given that the supple mental and final account of Seibert Bur henn and William B. Heath, Executors nf the last will and testament of John Dice, deceased, has been filed in my office and will be presented at next term of Court for confirmation. CURTIS M. 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