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Sl.oO PER AXXUM. 9 This country hns about 10,000,000 more people than trn years ago, while wo nrc using more than doublo tho number of cal tic being mnrkctctl then. "When tho next decennial census is taken, three years hence, it is computed that New York city will hnvo a popula tion of two millions and Brooklyn of ono million. Jefferson Davis. Simon Cameron, Han b.tl Hamlin, and A. P. Kennedy sro Raid to be tho only men living who were members of the United States Scnato when tho war began. ' Theaverngc time of first-class steamers between New York nnd Qucenstown is about seven days. Tho fastest record was made by the Elruria, five days, twenty-three hours, the distance covered being 3,250 statute miles. About a million dollars 1ms already been subscribed to tho fund for the erec tion of tho six-million-dollar Protestant Episcopal Cathedral in New York. John Jacob Astor, Cornelius Vanderbilt, and D. Willis James gave ono hundred thou sand dollars each. Bishop Potter thinks that the entire amount asked for will bo subscribed in due time. i Food adulteration is by no means con fined to this country. Statistics just published by tho Prefecture of tho Seine show that during tho year 188(1 the offi cial chemists of Paris ordcred-tko de struction of 1,147 articles of food and prosecuted 4,000 persons for ndultcrut , tion. It is interesting to noto how tho yld struggle between good and evil is begetting new battles in the field of mod , crn science. John Willard Young is tho youngest on of the lato llrigham Young's first wife. He is about forty-three years of age and has ten sons and ten daughters. Ho says his father left an estate worth about $2,500,000. He willed $22,000 to ct'eh of his children. Brigham Young has as yet no monument. Ho lies 'Juried near what was called " tho iron house," in Salt Luke City, and his family have . not been nblc to decide on a fitting design to mark his grave. Accordirg to some astronomers the earth, through the sun's attraction and tho friction of tho tides, is losing time in other words, revolving more slowly . upon its axis. This, if true, need not, however, cause any serious dissarrangc ment of clocks and watches, as tho al leged loss of time is only half a second in a century of years. If men would come up to their engagements ns prompt ly as tho earth does, there would bo much less cause of complaint -on the ground of tardiness. ' Tho Sultan of Turkey is still continu ally haunted by tho fear of assassination, and his morbid disposition has of late been increased by an incident in the harem which has affected him very strongly. Abdul Hamid, it appears, had been attracted by tho graces of a young Circassian girl; but tho Prince Solhn, his eldest son, who had tho right of entry into the harem, nbductcd tho fair young tg-Nri, and thus violated the . sacred cliuruWr of the harem. Since this occurance Princo Selim has been placed under arrest. All his tutors have licen changed, and a strict surveillance has been established over every one entering tho pnlaco. ! The myth of tho "Great American Dcs- crt" has finally disappeared from con temporaneous history. Its last refuge was in tho noblo Territory of Montana; but the rapiil development of that region uhows conclusively that there is no desert there. On the contrary, to use tho words of the Sail Francisco ClironUle, "Montana, enthroned among the mountains like a iuecn, beckons tho advancing pioneer nd smiles welcome to all who with in dustry and energy and honest purpose will demand from her the treasure which alio has hidden in her bosom. The en chanted princess has slept for many a year, but now the new prince, tho hardy American son of toil, has come to lay his . kiss upon her lips and bid her waken to the realization of a new life and a new Lop6." ' "A statement was made to-day," say tho. Washington Critic, "by a gentleman who was a prominent member of the Con federate Congress, to the effect that there was never any Supreme Court of the Confederate States. Ho says a bill passed the Confederate House providing for tho establishment of such a court, but when it reached the Senate it wus defeated by Mr. Yancey of Alabama, who took the ground thut such a tribunal was antagonistic to tho confederate idea ol the sovereignity of tho several States to maintain which principle they had seceded from the I'nion. Mr. Yancey's views were acquiesced in, but the necessity for such a final arbiter of dis butes between States came up some time afterward, when the courts of oue State declared that Confederate bonds could be taxed for State revenues, and the courts of another State decided just the contrury. The early collapse of the Confederacy prevented fnrther conflict ing complications of the State-right doc trine as advocated by Mr. Yancey and tlicrs." SYMPATHY. IJhold It a Rift rare and half divine, TtiiB ready feeling for a follow's woes Which from onn nature to another goos In comprehensive intuition fine; Tin said tliat certain charmed witchhazel wnnda Will straightway tell of treasures hidden fast In tho earth's heart, and softened shadows cast Vpon the simt; when held In rightful hands; Bo sympathy, a rod of tender grace. When held ill loving hearts will gently find The hid. Ion heights or depths of humankind And hold their treasures in a fond embrace. Hut all! each magic waid to wield its art Must holden be in honest hand or heart. Aiiijttata le iiubna. LAUREL CAMP. "Oh, bovn, how I wish I were going with you:" nnd dainty Hess Fleming perched herself disconsolately on the arm of the lounge in what her brothers called their "boudoir," and gazed with big, wistful gray eyes on the .animated scene before her. The festive prciarntions nre indeed al most enough to make one w ish one had been born a boy. Floor, chairs and table are covered with a choice but varied collection of hunting boots, fish ing tackle, entomologists' paraphernalia of waxen headed pins, chloroform bot tles, and butterfly nets', favorite authors, hammocks, and other evidences of a "right royal good time." The masculine occupants of the room were nil so very deeply engrossed, that their envious sis ter's plaintive wish fell on almost un heeding cars. Hal saut'ered: "W-wish vou could!" Tom gazed at her through the micro-scope-glass he was polishing, ilh an eye enormously enlarged thereby, nnd smiled in conscious masculine superiority ; nnd only good-natured Steenie paused' in his struggles with his knapsack (which seemingly declined to nciommod ite his blanket, a work on anatomy, a gossamer coat and a dismembered gun) sutliciently long to say with genuine brotherly good will : "And you should go in a minute, pop ptty it would be worth ten seaside sea sons to you if it were not for Yal tlrnhiun." "Yul Graham! Who is hef Let him stay at koine, then. To make coffee in a dear little kettlo swung on threesticks, to sleep in a hammock, and be out doors all summer I" cries Miss Fleming, en thusiastically. "Oh, I will go! W hat's the matter with Mr. (Iridium; Is he one of your fossilized professors who would petrify a simple maiden? I don't care what he is, you need not imagine I would find time even to look nf him. I" (mag nanimously "won't mind him a bit." "Hut, b-b-bless you, my child," ejacu lated Hal, energetically, "it'snot a ipics tion of whether you would mind Val. The boot is on the other leg. It's Val would mind you. There's some romantic stoiv about his licing brought tip by an uucU. who had been cruelly treated by some lovely llirt. Youthful affections trampled on, nnd nil that kind of thing. Takes to the life of a hermit, and edu cates tho ingenuous Valentine to regard with horror the whole female sex. Val would sooner face a 'wenomous wicr' than a woman, and I am confident that, if he suspected we meditateil such treason ns tho introduction of the dreaded ele ment, ho would tlee to the uttermost parts of the earth rather than go with us; and he the prime suggester of the camp ing scheme, too! Lastly, and finally, how could such a luxurious'little lady "rough it with a lot of bovs among the jungles of New York State J It's impossible." "Oh, you can say impossible; but I could go, and you would take me, if it were not for that odious creature! How I hate him !" cries Hess, stormily. "A letter for you, Mr. Stephen," and the dignified butler steps solemnly over the debris, and looks with stern disap proval at the disordered room. "From Val himself, is it not, Steenie?-' asked Tom. "Yes. Too bad, he can't go, after all attack of mularial fever knows you will have a jolly time. 'Almost despeiate when I think of your starting without me, "J reads Steenie, disjointedly. "Now I nin going!" and Hess starts up impetuously. " How cun you f " " You'll see. I'll take Martha to take care of me. I ll be ready in an hour, Mar tha and her budgets included," ami Hess vanished like a small whirlwind, leaving the trio too much astonished to do au"ht butstare at each other in silence.. Did she accomplish it; of covrse; what other result wus possible to so much energy nnd spirit 1 Hy the time the others had finished their remarkable masculiue packing, Hess, bubbling over with merry anticipation, was soothing the dnzed Martha, who was vibrating between a feeling of gipsyish delight at what seemed to her a mad escapade and gloomy presentiments of inevitable rheumatism. The scene shift to tho w ilds of the Empire State and a camp established in their depths. This is no mere fashionable tabernacle in the wilderness, but a real camp, with amateur cooks, with spicy hemlock beds, anil with a smoKe black ened kettle swinging over a snapping tire, the smoke of w hich curls la.ily upward, making misty the delicate tracery of the waving trees against the soft summer sky, and hammocks swinging like huge co coons between the trees, inviting to drowsy repose. A few yards away an unseen mountain brook tumbles its ice cold water into the rocky river, and the two sing to gether in low monotone, telling of fern fringed pools and gliding trout. Through archways cut in the glossy laurel thicket can be seen tho paths that the feet of the straying campers have already worn to the woodland haunts beyond. lint the glory of the camp is the struc ture variously known as tho "house," "shanty," or "I-nurel Lodge." Ituilt against a little knoll, its supports living trees, its roof of slabs (w hich the busy ittlo river obligingly strews along its banks from lumber regions further north) s1ojk-s almost to the ground at the back, lis sides are a thickly woven unit of hem lock boughs, held in place by horizontal boards, The facade of tho building pre sents a portal of innguifi .it proportions from w hich tho portiere oi gorgeous ipiill (early l,uglisli) u looped aide,dicloiig t a floor of slabs, the knapsacks and stores and odorous regions beyond. The dining- room is a leafy roof under which a table is made with the smooth side of the tibiiiiitous slab uppermost, the supports being trees sawed oil at the needed height. Along the sides of the table seats nre arranged, nnd occupying these seats just nt present nrc the campers, finishing the noonday meal nnd discussing with absorbing interest plans for securiiifj a great store of logs nnd planks which Steenie had discovered in a bend of tho river, wedged in among tne rocks. To raft them down nnd firing them in, to ndd to the large pile already drying a few feet from the tire (protected by slop ing slabs) against the proverbial rainy day, would bo nn afternoon's work for the boys. Careful Martha, pail iu hand, has started for the blackberry patch, a few rods away. Left to her own sweet company. Miss Fleming proceeded to enjoy herself in her own way. With nn armful of books within re icli.she ensc meed herself in her own particular hammock, with Czar (who was evidently overburdened with a sense of his responsibility in this unusual state of affairs i, very wide awake, lying on the ground at her side. Dipping here and there, now into one book, then into another, and varying the monotony by occasionally slipping out to replenish the fire, she finally became en nmored of "Hiawatha," nnd read it steadily to the end. Folding her idle little hands under her fanciful little head, she was soon lost in a waking dream, in a repose that was almost sleep. The lofty trees were the forest primeval, the "lodge" n wigwam, and she herself a dusky maiden awaiting the return of tho stately red skinned warriors from the chase. She was roused from her reverie by a low growl from the watchful Czar; in the one moment she heard a crackling of twigs, nnd the next saw, with startled eyes, a masculine figure emerge from one of the side paths, and heard a surprised "I beg your pardon, madam, but I have been w andering in this infer this beastly laurel thicket the greater part of the day. Can you direct me to the"' l!y this time, Bess, fully awakened, had decided with womanly intuition that the intruder was a gentleman in the full est sense of the word, and noting the weariness in the quiet words and tho steady brown eyes, she rose quickly, with hospitable purpose intent; but with her thoughts still tinged with "Hiawa tha," she said, whimsically: "If the pale-faced stranger tarry by this camp-tire until the warriors return, they will guide him through the forest to the wigwam he seeks." "I think I will not trouble you " be gan the other, uneasily; but the brave daughter of the forest, made as usual more determined by opposition, said, firmly: "Hut the child of the bald-headed eagle will be obeyed," and, seconded by Czar, who was plainly divided between the conflicting desire to swear eternal friendship to the newcomer or to spring upon him with fell intent, she motioned him to the hammock she had just left. Hess watched him with puzzled eyesns he (lung himself upon her cushions. See ing the pallor about the firm mouth that told of physical suffering, an inspiration, born of her experience as the sister of three brothers, came to the rescue, and with hopeful face she said: "Watch him, Czar," and moved quickly away. In a few minutes the fragrant odor of coffee was wafted to the straggler with such reviving effect that he opened widely his nearly closed eyes and gazed witluieep interest on the busy figure at the fire before him. Aside from her occupa tion, so pleasing to the manly contempla tion, the figure itself was well worthy of study. The slim, lithe young form was clothed in a dark-green fianncl, without furbelows or snarls of any kind to per plex the eye. The rebellious dark hair hung in a heavy braid behind, nnd es caped in wnvy locks on the smooth fore head. The tire had flushed the sweet face thut was brooding with such an ab sorbed expression over the coffee-pot. In a second more the coffee-pot was steaming on ti hot stone by the tire, and Miss Fleming disappeared iu the direc tion of the murmuring river, to reappear with some bright little tin pails dripping with cool water. From one of these some trout were gayly sputtering over the cool fire; then from a mysterious chest ap peared fresh bread, and from other pails golden butter, cream and blackberries, and our traveler was soon partaking of a most appetizing little repast, under which reviving influence he forgot the em barrassment that had nearly consumed him. Soon a responsive chord was struck by tw o nature-loving hearts,and they were chatting like old friends. Hess pro dined a curious bug that puzzled her natural history, and the brown hair nnd the dark lent over it. At this thrilling moment the raftsmen, each with an arm ful of planks, arrived on the scene. The biologists turn. "Hovs, this gentleman " began Hess. "Val Graham!" exclaimed the three, in startled chorus. "Who? Not Val Graham?" cried Hess, w ith horror-filled eyes and paling check; but, reading confirmation in the faces before her, she drops hastily tiie precious bug, flashes an angry glance at the owner of that name, and turning, runs swiftly into the woods. "What have 1 done; Who is she," he asks, with a pcplexed look. "Why, it's our Hess, and she knows you hate girls, and won't w ant her here. How did you happen to come? Thought you were sick;'' questioned the boys, al together. "So I was, but I am better; only I lost myself in this maze and nearly tramped myself to denth--if it hadn't been for her coffee," he continues, aw k wardly. "How could I hate to have her here?" he adds, so enthusiastically, that Hal retires suddenly behind the house and remurks: "Well, I'll b-b-blest !" to his boots. How can the days that follow be de scribed? tiolden, sunshiny days, filled with simple ple asures. Hut, as a reliable chronicler, 1 um very sorry that 1 cannot say Miss Fleiiiing'stcmper was all serene. Toward the unoffending VaWuline she bore an enmity that neither time nor fa miliarity seemed to soften. Occasionally she would unbend so far as to allow Unit gentleman to assist in her investigations into the Dura of the region of country iu which they were. Can you guest what a revelation this sweet, tantalizing girl was to a young man who had uever kuown a wotuuu's lore? Day after day to watch her merry petting of thoso big brothers, and then to recall his lonely childhood and youth! Is not the fate of this poor Val easily sur mised J Trumping alone bv the riverside, Val nt last discovers nnd acknowledges to himself the cause of the vague wretched ness of the past weeks acknowledges with a sickening realization that his hap piness for life is in the hands of n girl who tins only an unreasoning hatred ; or, at best, a supreme indifference, to give him; and he grinds his boot-heel into the soft turf ns he goes slowly to ward the camp. A sudden turn around a clump of fringe-hung bitches, and Mr. Graham be holds a spectacle which drives away from him all thoughts of his own troubles. I'pon a gnnrly old tree, leaning far out over the river, sits Miss Hess, plainly dis consolate. In the pool below her, her .lint is slowly sailing around like a gon dola of new design. At the sound of footsteps she raises her head; but ns her eyes meet his, the welcoming gleam of hope in them gives wny to a flash of ire, and she says, petulantly: "Oh, I hoped you were Steenie." "I'm sorry," he says, gently, "but Steenie would not help you more gladly than I would, were it in my power." After a pause, during v Inch the girl's tears puzzle him, he continued quietly: "J.et us go home to the boys and our camp-fire. It is getting lnte. You will take cold there; aud you have lost your hat, too. "Not at all," returns Hess. "I am only leaving it there till I come down. I am waiting for the sunset, but you need not wait too." "Hut I should like to," A long pause ensues. Miss Fleming apparently gives rapt attention to some soft, fluffy little clouds flushed to a rose pink by tho setting sun. Mr. Graham as intently gives his whole mind, aided by his good right arm, to the recovery of the truant hat, which eludes his im promptu fishing-pole with nn ngility which seems to prove it endowed with the spirit of its wilful owner. "I wish you would come down now," he breaks forth, landing as he speaks his dripping and somewhat dilapidated prize. "You don't look comfortable up there." "Well, I'm not," she replied, with unlooked-for energy nnd n hysterical min gling of tears nnd laughter. "The branch that helped me up here broke off, nnd then floated down the river. Every time I have tried to get down I have nearly pitched into the water, sol have sat here for hours like a graven image, and my two feet fast asleep. I'd have jumped in long ago, before you found me sitting here like an idiot," she concludes, vehe mently, "only it looks so deep down there." As she finishes he has found a firm footing among tho roots of her tree, and with n gravity which causes Bess to regard him with suspicion, says, in a business-like way: "If you will lean forward a trifle, I will place you on terra firnin nnd we will go." But Miss Fleming has resumed her con templation of the sky, and without glancing nt linn, says, willfully: "I told you before that I intended stay here to see the sunset. You arc so evi dently in haste, you may go. But bo sure and tell Steenie I want him." Valentine's arms fall, his face whitens and his voice rings with passionate anger : "So I may not even touch your hand, and I would give my life for you! You have nothing but undeserved contempt for me, and I I love you !" He folds his arms upon the tree nnd drops his head upon them, as if the end of nil things had indeed conic. Bessie's eyes are looking far away, and within them a new sweet light of self revelation grows and deepens. The liltlelouds arc growing gray; the cool twilight seems to creep closer, with its soft, cool languor and its blurring shadows. The wind sighs through the trees in low, sad whispers; the murmur of the river sounds clear and loud. A saucy bird, very near, suddenly gives a shrill, startling cry, and Bess stirs un easily, nnd with her eyes dropped to the helpless little boots, says, nervously, with an argumentative air: " This out-of-door life is very health ful, don't you think?" At this apparently irrelevant remark Valentine raises his head and looks at her in great amazement. "I have grown so very stout and heavy," she continues, bravely, "that I do not think you could lift me down." "lain quite willing to try," he says, with eager sarcasm ; and with i!is color flushing her sweet fife, she leans toward him with outstretched hands. I cannot tell you anything more, ex cept that, as they came into camp arm in arm, with a new light in their faces, Hal's boots received an especial bene diction; Martha knocked over the coffee pot in u fit of bewilderment; Cznr upset Steenie in the exuberance of his joy; while Tom, iu an aside, asked: "What will Uncle Halph sayi" Frank LetlieU. A Great Magician's Tricks. The late Professor Herrman, the ma gieiau, was a capital dentist and the most dextrous and accomplished pick pocket, lie would remove a gentleman's watch, slip a ring on tlie chain and re place the watch while engaged in con versation. Or he w ould undertake a hut trick before he hud been five minutes iu a roomful of people, and would turnout of it, with the most laughable address, something belonging to each persou pres ent. He made a huudred fortunes and lost them, for he was an inveterate and unfortunate speculator. The prettiest trick I ever saw, says a London StamlurU writer, was done by Herrmann w hile ut lunch with a brother conjuror in the hotel of Montevideo. Five people were seated at the 'able (not his own be it ob served), and there was apparently an en tire absence of any possible preparation. Taking a ar from the dish he told us to mark it. One h it four punctures from his fork in it, auoiiicr dropped a spot of ink on the rind ; I pushed an American three-cent niece into the soft substance of the fruit until it was buried; next, a ' large slice was cut out and eaten, llerr- muiiti then took it and tossed it toward 1 the lofty ceiling. "Catch it yourselves," he cried, as i he pear was whirling iu mid-air. It fell into my outstretched hand, prong-marked, ink-spotted, and with the rhree-cent bit still bedded iu its tissue but whole. - HINTS FOR HOT WEATHER. TIMELY SUGGESTIONS FOR OLD AND YOUNQ. The Change from the Heat Produc ing Solids How to Care Tor the Children. " Oh, that we could take off our flesh and sit in our bones," is the constant re frain of perspiring humnnity, now that the mercury is visiting among the nine ties. Still by a careful diet and the pro per Kind ol food, we can ameliorate our condition considerably. Plenty of veg tnblcsand fruit", and good strong bouillon should take the place of meats on our table. Nourishment, of course, is nec essary, but it should not be of the kind that heats the blood and renders us unfit for any exertion whatsoever. Hominy and cold rice should take the place of oatmeal, and the matutinal beefsteak give way to berries or fruit of some de scription or even marmalade. Even na ture pities the housekeeper at this period and destroys all appetite for too, too solid food. Let your heaviest orders be given to grocer and fruiterer; give the butcher a holiday and you will find that a hot wave can be met with equanimity, nnd that the summer is not such a bad season of the year after all, and that those poor mortals whourecom- Eclled to spend it in the city need not avo too much compassion wasted on them. Mothers at this time of the yenr need a large stock of patience. The children are rather trying, for the poor little things r (in I i 7,i !,. k,, 1 -1 1 '11... reason why is of course to them an unex pluinuble fact, but as many children of a larger growth cannot bear the heat with out protesting, why should we expect those poor little morsels of humanity to suffer with talmncss the ills that we are constantly inveighing against. Their diet needs careful attention; milk should be given to them as often as they demand it. If there is any danger of its disagree ing with them, mix with it a little lime water. Bread and butter aud crackers should never be denied them, but cake thnt is any way rich should be scrupu lously banished from their table. Thor oughly ripo fruit during the middle of the day is very good for children. It is not necessary to give them us mu -h as they desire, because some children are very greedy and do not know when they have enough. When the stomach is overloaded it must be relieved and thnt is the reason ' so many children become sick after eat- 1 ing fruit. It is not the fruit that makes I them sick, anything else eaten in such excess would produce the same effect. A child's stomnch is very small and its di gestive n ppnrat us is of tho same size. A little at a time and frequently is a very safa plan with many children. If they drink milk in any quantity, you need not worry because they do not eat solid food. Milk is very nutritious, and there is no danger of their becoming very weak if they indulge in plenty of the lacteal fluid. A sponge bath every night just before they go to bed will make them sleep much more comfortably nnd for a longer period. Some mothers think the morn ing bath is enough, but after a hot day nothing is more refreshing than n bntli We take it ourselves, then why not give 1 n to i ne onoy; i no exhausting power of heat docs not depend on the number of feet we measure, or tho number of pounds we weigh; it is a matter of fact that thin people often suffer more from the heat than those whose adipose tissue may be a subject of remark. Water drinking in summer is a neces sity for both children and grown folks. The system requires it at every season of the year, but more particularly at the present time. Children perspire very freely, and unless the moisture thus lost to the system is restored they are more than npt to feel uncomfortable. Many people suffer from nervousness when thev retire, tho limbs twitch, the hands and feet move despite their efforts to keep them still, and it seems almost impossi ble to remain in bed ; a copious draught of wuter will quiet those nerves generally, and teach them better manners. Very few, though, ever try the water cure. It is generally some patent medicine or nerve tonic they have recourse to, and the consequence is that in a short timo the nervous system is completely upset. No sensible mother or nurse would give ico water to children, ! and, indeed, it is not safe for anyone to J drink it. Put the water in bottles and put it on the ice. The water so chilled i will be found much more agreeable than j if it had ice melted in it. Hcfering to tho tendency to excessive drinking of w a ter and other beverages in warm w eather, ' the London Liniret says: "Do not abstain from drinking, but drink slowly, so as to ' allow time for the voice of nature to cry enough. There is no drink so good ' as pure water. For the sake of flavor and because the vegetable acids are useful a j dash of lemon juice may be added with advantage. Anything with much alcohol iu it should be avoided if we want to ' keep cool, It is stimulating for the time I being, but when the feeling of exhilara tion has imsscd we are inclined to regret our iudulgeucc." Wear the lightest clothes possible a little wool in the underclothing is not a bad idea. Iteligotisly banish any topic of conversation or any thought that may worry or excite you. Indulge iu plenty of the good things nature is so generous with just now, and when the mercury sours aloft you can greet it with a smilo that would be both childlike and bland. llrvuklyn C'iturn. The Bishop's Advice. "And don't keep telling about your last appointment," says Bishop Fowler, to Methodist ministers. "I knew a minis ter who was always telling how the peo ple treated him at Brownsville. It was Brownsville here ami Brownsville there everything was Brownsville. This went on until everybody got thoroughly tired of hearing Brownsville. One night a good old lady urose in the weekly j prayer-meeting to give in her testimony. She was a dear, good soul one of the saints ou earth. She said she had hail a hard week. 'My soul,' she said, 'has ' leeu greatly depressed all the week. I find my fuitb, very weak and my hope very dim. I can no longer see my w ay to reaching heaven. I may hold out till I get to Brownsville, but I can't go a step further. I here was no more lieai d of lkowUBVille tu Uiat cuarge alter luai. HOUSEHOLD AFFAIRS. Preserving Fruit Without Cans. A. simple process of preserving fruit without the uso of cans Is now discussed by the farmers at the agricultural fairs and quietly considered by the fanners in the intervals between the receipt ol suc cessive orders for shipments. The whole process of leeping fruit in bowls and other open-top vessels is comprised in the simple covering of tho vessel with ungluzed cotton, such as is purchased in the stores rolled in blue paper. The fol lowing are the directions: I'sc crocka, stone butter jars, or any other convenient dishes. Prepare and cook the fruit pre cisely ns for canning in glass jars, fill your dishes with the fruit while it is yet hot, and immediately cover with cotton bat ting securely tied on. Heniember that all putrefaction is caused by the invisi ble creatures in the air. Cooking the fruit expels all these, and ns they cannot pass through cotton batting the fruit thus protected will keep for an indefinite period. It is said that berries, cherries, plums, nnd many other kinds of fruit have been kept in this way for several year. t'tiatj( jYetM. Heclpes. JoitNN ycakk. One cup of comnicnl, two cups of flour, ono cup of milk, one half cup each of butter and sugar, three eggs, three teaspoonfuls of baking powder. Yeai, FitiTTKits. Chop fine two pounds of veal ; ndd half pound of rolled crackers, three beaten eggs, with salt and pepper sufficient to season ; fry slowly iu hot lard. Fit ik u Potatoes. Peel nnd slice the potatoes nnd let stand in cold water one hour; drain off the water, season with pepper nnd salt; add one tenspootitiil of flour and mix well. Fry in hot butter twenty minutes. Frik.d Eo Plant. Peel the egg plant and cut in slices one-half inch thick; pepper and salt; lay one slice upon the other and let them stand ten or twelve hours; drain off the liquor, dip in flour and fry brown. Chocolate Jei.i.y. Take seven spoon fuls of grated chocolate, tho same of white sugar, one cup of sweet cream; mix together nnd set over the fire nnd let come to a boil. Pour it over cornstarch pudding, or put between Inycrs of cake. Quince Buead. Allow ono apple for every six quinces. Boil the quinces nnd apples in water until they are soft; then peel them, remove the cores and press tho pulp through a sieve. To every pound of pulp nllow one pound of sugar. Clarify tho tugar and then put in the pulp, adding a little finely grated lemon peel. Boil until perfectly stiff, stirring constantly. Then put the mass in molds or paper cases and dry in a cool oven. The " bread " must be stiff enough to cut iu slices. Baked Tciimi's. Pare nnd slice, a quarter of an inch thick, some new turnips, and boil until tender in salted boiling water. Drain them, lay in a pie dish and pour over them tho following sauce : Stir over the tire one ounce each of butter and flour until they aro per fectly smooth; add slowly a cup of rich milk that has been brought to the boiling point, and season with white pepper and salt. Sprinkle them with two table spoonfuls of grated cheese, and over all dust bread crumbs thickly, and brown in a quick oven. rueful hi nt a. Salt sprinkled over anything that is burning on the stovcjw ill prevent any dis agreeable odor. Lard for pastry should be used ns hard ns it can be cut with a knife. It should bo cut through the flour, not rubbed. Wash Valenciennes lace iu luke-wnrm water with tine soap, ami iron over sev eral thicknesses of flannel to bring out the pattern. The surest an! most practical way of not having milk scorched is to scald it iu a double boiler, or a till that sits in u keltic of boiling water. The wetting of n kettle w ith eidd water and allowing it to remain a few minutes before putting the milk iuwiil lessen the danger of scorching the milk. A pair of boots or shoes thoroughly soaked are not easy to dry without being left iu an uncomfortably stiff, if not shrunken condition. A very simple de vice wilt make the drying process com paratively safe. The wet shoes should be thoroughly stuffed with paper, which serves not only to keep them iu shape, but hastens their drying by absorbing the moitture. A good cleansing mixture may be made with two ounces liquid ammonia, two ounces bar soap, finely shaved, and two teaspoonfuls powdered saltpetre. Put these ingredients into a large, open mouthed bottle ami add 1 pints warm water. It will be ready for use iu two or three days. It is well adapted for washing delicate colored nrticles, also to ndd to the water for shampooing the head. Mixed with water and sprayed upon plants it will kill any insects in festing them, and also act as a fertilizer. Ancient Jubilees. In connection with the question of jubilees, a correspondent iu London Sulet mid (Juniet, calls to mind the first thirty years' jubilee of Ameiihctep ill., or, as w rilti'ii by the Greek i, Ameiiophis ill., Pharaoh of Egypt, which occurred in the thirtieth year id his reign, in or about the year 1 ITU n. -. The King, it is recorded, sat upon his throne to receive the list of the tributes from the north ami south, according to the taxing of the full Nilcut the festival of the thirtieth year. We find that Pharaoh did not only receive trib litis ami gifts, but that he rewarded those subjects who had faithfully paid their taxes with a necklace, an equivalent ut the present day to receiving a decora tion at the hands of the sovereign. It is ulso stated that the people gave more taxes than they were obliged, and th -n departed to their homes, well contented that the King had shown himself upon his throne, and the taxpayers of thesouth and north had been rewarded. We also find that Barneses II. celebrated a thirty years' jubilee with great festivities throughout his dominions. His second jubilee touk place ill the thirty-fourth year, the Uii.d iu the thirty-seventh year, aud tin.' fourth in the fortieth year of his reign. Thotmes 111. anl many other Egyptian kings had long reigns, but 1 am not aware iiiui u is rccoiucu wi.n iiicj celebrated their thirty yaaiV jubilee. i THE ROSE AND THE PEARU I know a thing of purity, A flower; It grows within the heart df m Each hour. A heart that blossoms as the rose Is mine, Because a flow'ret in It blows, Divine. Down in this gladsoajte heart is placed A pearl: Fit emblem of an angel faced Sweet girL A precious peirl within my heart Deep set; A lovely rose with heaven's own dew Is wet What hallowed joy is mine when o'er My soul, The perfume of that thought, so pure, Doth roll t .Maii and Erpreu. HUMOR OF THE DAT. Never comes amiss A married woman. Dansrille Urcete. A man's funny bono, wo presume, en ables him to laugh in his sleeve. Slatct mnn. The skeleton in tho closet is often in the shape of u long-necked bottle. Judije, The livery horso is not so much of a charger us the chap that runs the stable. Yunkert Uazette. The population of Chicago is now in creasing at the rate of 21,000 hogs a day. St. Lotiii Republican. When you put your fingers into some body else's pie you must expect to get tart rejoinders. Burlingtcn Free Pre. No mnn can bo cnllcd a good baseball player until he can pitch a ball that will curve the umpire. Ncitman Independent. You can get more wind out of a ten cent fan than you can from a $00 one. It's the same way with a ten-cent man. tftutetman. The mnn wdio's on the oeeaa And sea sick in his berth Amidst tho storm's commotion, Is the man who wants the earth. boston Courier. "Save the young men," says theSomcr ville Journal. All right, but if the Journal has no objections we should pre fer to have a few young women saved as well. Fall Jlicrr Advance. There was once a fair maid in South Vernon, Who'd a hat with a big buneh of fern on; The crown stood up ttraifrht, Two (Miunds was iu weight. With a brim that an engine could turn on, Jfnrper't Bazar. Mrs. Jones "I have, been making a change in the household, and you cannot imagine how relieved I feel. It really seems as if I hnd nothing to do." Mrs. Brown "Have you engaged more ser vants?" Mrs. Jones "No; I have dis charged them all." Binghamton Repub lican. "Theodore, I don't believe you rove me any more," said a K street girl, plain tively, as her best young mnu, a Post olliee Department clerk, pulled her past an ice-cream saloon. "Uh. don't that, de:'e," fiilX. -TPpToachfullfr "Why, I named fourteen postollices after vou last week." Wathinalon Critic. An Eastern firm got hold of a new drummer who was very highly recom mended by some friends of theirs. They gave him a case of samples and $500 aud scut him off. Ho was gone a couple of weeks, and they heard nothing from him. They finally got on his track, and tele graphed him. His answer wus brief and worthy of his profession. It was: "Send me another 300. I am still vith you.' Utin Franciteo Chronicle. " Minnesota peoplo hnvo found a new way to test the freshness of eggs. Wipe the large end of an ogg, they say, quite clean, aud then touch tho tip of the tongue to the central part of this big end. If the egg is good there will be a little warm spot inside the egg which will be plainly pcrceptibto to the tongue. This is uu improvement on the Umaha market plan of holding one ear to the egg and listening for a squeak. Omaha World. Mexican Bells. Iu the largo tower of Morclla hangs . the monster bell, which is rarely sounded, but there are many others of moderate size which ure coutinually chiming. All these bulls, and indeed nearly all tho bells iu the licpublic, aro remarkable for sweetness and softuess of tone. It is very rarely that oue hears a harsh bell. They ure exceedingly melodious and pleasing. It is sometimes explained that this is due to the mixture of silver in the bell metal, aud that the new bells are east from old metal. I believe that the chief reason w hy tho Mexican bells arc so much more musical than ours is that Mexican bells are artistically made, shaped with refereneo to tone, thin at the edge, each one a work of urt intel lig. ntly manipulated, not mccbuiiically cast without reference to tho sound it shall produce. The great bells are struck with a clapper, and uot swung. There would be much less objection to the use of church bells iu the L'nited Stutes the harsh and barbarous jangle which shocks the Sunday stillness if our bells hail any of the musical quality of the Mexican. JlitrjHi 't M'i'j'tiine. A (Question Answered. C.majiu Man "Are those pug dogs in telligent;" Omulia Lady (proud owner of a pug) "Oh, their intelligence is almost liuman." "1 am surprised to hear that." "I can't begin to tell you how much the dear little fellows know. Mercy me! Jine! Jane! Where are you '(" Jane (a servant) "Here, uiuin." "Him out as fast as you can and bring the dog iu. It's ruining." Omaha World. The Worst Fate or AIL Th'Miihilist, doomed in Kiberiau wast To live in his exile gloom, May iMKisihly think he is luted U Uuta The cup of bllt4rst doom ! The slave who mm Is for another's gain, The captive lieU by Ins foe. The siilleier rucked on bis bed of paiu, And the Isvar ii) wunt and wo; The grief oi ad turn men combined, t'au llcv l amount to tile sum Of tin aw Hit ki 'ief. "condensed, refilled, Of the limit w.tlk'a imi-ieul chum'.