FORTUNES IN INVENTIONS.
ItliJfWHO HOPE TO BECOME RICH
BT INVENTING SOMETHING.
The FeTerlsh Dream of an Inventor
A Scene In a Division of the
Patent Office.
"I've got it! I've got it i be I he! he!
I've got it!" and the old man rubbfd his
hands together, and laughed until the
tears ran down his face and he could only
say in a half whisper: "I've g-o-t it; I
figured it all out in my sleep. It is a suc
cess; a perfect success. I've figured it
all out; three hundred million dollars.
He! he! he! three hundred mill " lie
cut himelf short by plunging his face in
fo a bain of water, which served the
double purpose of beginning his morning
toilet and preventing an atlack of apo
plexy. With trembling ands he com
pleted his toilet, giving an extra twi.t to
his frayed black tic, and a more careful
brushing to his threadbare coat, to make
his apjeurance accord better with the sta
tion in life he would hereafter occupy.
He was down to breakfast before his land
lady, who had seen better days in Vir
ginia before the war, and claimed the
Iirivilege of an extra half hour in bed,
iad yet appeared to measure out the cof
fee berries, and he walked up and down
the bare floor of the dining room impa
tiently running his fingers through his
long tangled gray locks, w hile the ragged
old darkey, the maid of all work, was
down on her hands and knees blowing
up the fire. He was still impatient an
hour later, when he heard the heels of
his slipshod landlady flapping on the
stairs.
But when the coffee and hot rolls came
on he was gone. As he walked along the
street toward the Patent Office he re
peated to himself, "three hundred million
dollars. I've figured it out 1" Then he
began to figure out something else. He
thought how he could improve his per
Honal appearance, then he thought of his
joints, stiff with old age, and decided
upen a carriage first of all. Then his
thoughts were turned to his lodgings,
and then to his landlady and a little bill
only a matter of two months' board
and he decided to pay at once, so that
she could pay back-rent the agent was
pressing for. Pshaw 1 he would buy the
house and give it to her as a token of his
esteem, before moving into handsomer
quarters. The doors of the Department
were still closed. He walked around the
Brpiare until the clerks began to arrive.
He saw the clerk who always comes half
an hour before hours, bringing w ith him
a bundle of work he has done at home
over-night, and hopes some time to be
made chief of division. The old man
congratulated himself that he was not a
mere clerk. He had been a long time at
the task of his life, but he had at last
accomplished it, and he felt proud that ;
he had not yielded to even want nnd de
graded himself to do ordinary work.
He was an inventor. He had devoted
his whole life to it, and as he stood in
the patent examiner's room, while that
polite, searching and analyzing gentle
man unlocked his desk, he felt that he
was about to astonish an old acquaint
ance. ' 'I've struck it," he said.
The examiner smiled.
"I have told you for the past twenty
yeara that I would get it. Now I have
it."
"Oh, yes," he added, as the examiner
was about to speak. "I have thought I
had it before, I know. But this time I
know I have it. I have figured it all
out. It is a thing the Government will
use exclusively. During the term of my
patent the Government will want a hun
dred and fifty million of them, and I shall
get a royalty of two dollars a piece. Three
hundred million dollars; I've figured it
all out. Now, if you please, I would like
my patent at once;" and he laid his
bundle of papers on the desk.
"You see," he added, after fumbling in
his pockets for a moment, "I just haven't
the money for the fee with me, but its for
the use of the Government; it can bo
taken out; I will open up with them.
Proceed with the examination us fust us
you can."
"You can't do it? "Why its for the
Government! Must you have the fee
down as if I were working on some pri
vate concern? Well, I won't do it. I
won't advance a cent to such a Govern
ment for fees. The next thing they
would want my patent for nothing." As
the old man walked home with the
papers under hia arm all the novelty
gradually faded out of the invention,
lie could not strike upon the line of his
calculations at all. He could no longer
fix the idea of the invention in his mind,
and in no way could he account for the
estimated $300,000,000. An hour later
he was in his room on the fourth floor,
with papers full of drawings and figures,
and bits of clock wheels and wood-work
on his table, and scattered all over the
floor about him. In the ufternoon he
went again to the Patent Office to look
over the thousands of drawings of patents
to see if he could not find something to
invent.
There he found a dozen or more other
inventors, or lawyers employed by in
ventors, all looking over the drawings.
Some were looking to see if their plans
infringed on any other already patented,
or if there was not already something of
the 6ort better than their inventions.
Others who have a chronic idea that they
ought to invent something, w ithout any
detinite idea what it should be, were
looking over the drawings for a sug
gestion. The old man found several there
who, like himself, hud been devoting
their lives to the invention of something
to bring money into their hands without
working for it. These generally were en
gaged in looking over the drawings of
electrical inventions or something of that
sort. He saw there also a number who
had worked hard and had spent money
in the cause of seienee,and who had made
some great discoveries, with but little
profit to themselves, lie saw there the
attorneys of two or three inventors w ho
had become immensely rich oH their dis
coveries. It is odd to see all these folks
poring over the drawings.
A JStar reporter htood at the head of
the leng room aad looked the scene over.
There are rows after rows of drawers,
which, when pulli d out, are tilted ov. r
at an angle like great music-stands, leav
ing the sheets of drawings or litho
graphs, rather guarded by racks, so they
may be turned over and examined
like the loaves of a book. All
the finest details of the inventions of ail
sort that have been patented are given
in these lithographs, and the groups of
patent attorneys and inventors are there
studying them with great care. One of
the officials told the reporter that a num
ber of people whose minds ran in that
way came there, nnd looked tho drawings
over just to try and get ideas so they
could invent something. JThere aremany
curious people that have become sort of
attachments to the office men who de
vote their lives to trying invention and
never succeed.- Like the men who have
claims before Congress of many years
standing, they hang on, living onhope.
Kvery now and then they think they
have made some valuable discovery, and
when they are disappointed they go at it
arain. "Thousands upon thousands of
things are patented that never amount to
anything, and there is hardly a thing
that can be thought of that there is not
from twenty-five to several thousand pat
tent varieties of. There are 4,247 dilfer-
ent sorts of patent car-couplings. Under
the head of metallurgy there are 4,jUJ
patents, and in electricity there are 8.918
different patents. Wmhington Star.
It Is Well to Remember
That anxiety is easier to bear than sor-
row.
That talent is sometimes hid in nap
kins, audacity never.
That good brains are often kept in a
poor looking vessel.
That an insect has feeling and an atom
a shadow.
That the most brilliant roses bloom
among the sharpest thorns.
That the time to bury a hatchet is be-
fore blood is found upon it. .
That no man is born into the world
whose work is not born with him.
That mistakes are often bought at a big
price and sold at a small one.
That leisure is a very pleasant garment.
but a bad one for constant wear.
That the best way to keep good acts
in memory is to refresh them with new
ones.
That if it were not for emergencies,
but little progress would bo made in the
world.
That it is often better to go a good
ways round than to take a short cut
across lots.
That the statement so often made in
print that "rest makes rust" is tho veriest
rot.
That the lighest of labors are a burden
to those who have no motive for perform
ing them.
That men often preach from tho house
tops while the devil is crawling into the
basement window.
Tint contentment is a good thing until
it reaches the point where it sits in the
shade and lets tho weeds grow.
That tears thed upon a coffin will not
blot out tho stains that may have been,
cast in life upon the stilled heart within it.
That many a man sets up a carriage
only to find less of enjoyment in it than
he has had in holding the ribbons from
his "one hoss shay."
That if we would do more for others
while we may wo should have less re
regrets, when too late, that more had not
been done when "it might have been."
Good Ilouslceeping.
Tho Sea Serpent.
Tho history of this animal, whether
real or imaginary, is certainly interest
ing. It was often seen, it is said, on tho
coasts of Norway and New England. The
waters in those localities appear to be its
favorite resorts. According to reports
it was seen every day for a month in the
former region in 1819, lying on top. of
the water, apparently dozing in the sun.
It was subsequently observed near thci
same place in 1822 and 1837. Its ap
pearances in American waters were in
1815, 1817, 1819, 1833, 1835, 1848, and
many times in recent years. The length
of the creature, as given in the reports of
persons who said they saw it, varies from
seventy feet to a figure several times
greater. Pontoppidan, in his "Natural
History of Norway," assigns it a length
of (too feet. Other authorities make it
even longer than this. It is said to have
a slender, snakelike appcurance, with a
head the size of a horse, and a long and
narrow neck. Some persons declare it
has ins. Nearly the whole of the body,
ns well ns the tail, was upon tho surface
of the water usually when seen, and it
swam with an undulating motion, the
head being kept erect and from a dozen
to twenty feet out of the water.
Naturalists are divided in opinion as to
whether the sea serpent is mythical or
real Many of the most eminent and con
servative, however, are inclined to be
lieve that such a creature exists. Globe
Democrat. Tho Cost of Royality.
Tne Austrian imperial family is toler
ably well off, having a revenue of 920,
000.
The British royal family comes next,
witu a cost to the country of 900,000.
Italy pays her royal family G60,000,
which is a very largo sum in proportion
to the means of the country.
Spain disburses on the same account
400,000.
Belgium pays 133,500 a year to hei
king, and he is cheap at that; while
Portugal pays 127,000.
Monarchy costs Sweden and Norway
117,500 annually; Denmark, 02,000;
Holland, 03,000; Greece, 42,000, and
i noumaniu, jl4u,uuo.
j Germany supports twenty-two royab
i princely and ducal families, and tho di
' ro t cost of '.heir maintenance is 3,
1 300,000.
! Turkey comes next to Germany in its
loyal expenditures, the total amount ab
sorbed by the Sultan and his family beiu
ubout 3,200,000.
The imperial family of Russia costs
that country 2,450,000, which amou.it
' probably does not include the czar's life
' insurance policy.
I
j A Decided Blonde.
j Hicklev "Would you call Miss Starr
; a blonde"
; Dingey -"Well, yes; but not a very
decided one."
liickley "That's just where you are
j wrong. I f she's a blonde at all she's u
; very decided one. I never saw more
emphatic decision than she displayed one
' ni;:lit last week when I asked her to
marry tne. -Tid-Iiits.
H6USEII0LD AFFAIRS.
Strawberry Short Cake,
Made in this way it will be found
delicious. Sift half a pound of flour
with two teaspoonsful of baking powder,
a heaping teaspoonful of sugar and the
same quanity of salt. Mix with this a
quarter of a pound of butter, which
should be as firm as possible, adding,
little by little, half a pint of cold boiled
milk. The mixing should be done with
a knife rapidly. Place the paste on a
floured pastry board, turning it about
until it is covered with the flour. Roll
it out to the thickness of half an inch
and cut it in round pcices the size of a
breakfast plate. This may be easily
done by inverting a plate on the paste
.nd cutting around it. Lay the pieces
oil a greased pan and bake. When done,
cut around the edgo and pull them apart.
Lay strawberries on each half piece,
epnuKiing mem witn sugar; piace me
pieces one on the other and cover the top
with bcrrifc- well covered with sugar,
cream may be served with the shortcake.
This is a true shortcake Many persons
bake layer cake, placing the brrnes be
tween the cakes. Next York Commercial.
Hints and Recipes.
Two apples kept in the cake-box wilf
keep moderately-rich cake moist for a
great length of time, if the apples are
renewed when withered.
Old flannel of all kinds should be kept
for scrubbing and cleaning paint. Next
to flannel como coarse, soft linen, old
kitchen towels, crash &c.
When you mako a custard or other pie
Trith a "stand-up crust," if you will pin a
narrow stripe of cloth around it it will
not bake so hard, and will keep in bettei
shape.
Corn starch "cake: One cup of butter
worked to a cream with two cups of sugar;
one cup of milk in which is dissolved
one teaspoonful of soda; two cups of
flour, in which is sifted two teaspoonfula
of cream of tartar; the whites only of six
eggs, beaten to a stLfl froth. Mix all
these ingredients well, then add one cup
of corn starch. Beat well. Bake in a
moderate oven. Will make one large
loaf.
Fresh mackerel : Clean the fish ; scald
a bunch of herbs and chop them fine, and
put them with one ounce of butter and
three tablespoonf uls of soup stock into a
stewpnn. Lay in tho mackerel and sim
mer gently for ten minutes. Lift them
out upon a hot dish; dredge a little flour
and add salt, cayenne, a little lemon
juice, and finally two tablespoonfuls of
cream ; let these just boil, and pour over
the fish.
Mr. II. Carl, 139 Fourth Street, Troy, N. Y.,
says: "My daughter had a sprained ankle: St.
Jacobs Oil cured her In a day or two. My son
had rheumatism about nine years ago, St.
Jacobs Oil cured him; he has not been af
fected since." Price fifty cents.
A citizen of Beaver Falls, Penn., has a deg
that used to answer to the name of Snipe.
Once the family went visiting and left Snipe
locked up In the house. It was forty-three days
before they returned, but they foand the dog
alive. He recovered from his long fast, and
since then he has been called Tanner.
From Philipsburg, Ph., Mr. S. M. Cross,
writes, briefly and pointedly, thus: "Your St.
Jacobs OH has cured me of neuralgia of the
face and head." Price fifty cents.
Citizen Gkoiioe Francis Train savs that
when he stopped eating meat, thirteen years
ago, and began living on fruit and grain, he
weighed 210 pounds. He now weighs IK), and
as he is six feet in height, he thinks he has tiie
correct proportion. He has not been ill an
hour since he begar fasting.
The Queen.
If Moxle Nerve Food can take the place of
drugging and stimulating, it has runic to stay,
and niitiiy of the doctors my it actually doe's.
After thirteen or fourteen mouths on the mar
ket its sale is said to lie 1 he largest ever known.
The large cities are talking Moxie forever.and
every nervous woman or overworked person
thinks it is the last hall of everything that has
been found, l'oor little .Moxie weed, it never
dreamed before that it was soon to be queen of
the medical world.
A Fkknch ambassador to the English oourt
paid a neat compliment to a peeress who had
been talking to him for an hour. The lady
said: "You must think I am very fond of
the Bound of my own voice." The Frenchman
replied: "1 knew you liked music."
Is There a Cure for Consumption'
We answer unreservedly, yes! If the patient
commences in time the use of Dr. Herce's
"(ioklen .Medical Discovery," and exercises
proper care, jf allowed to run its course too
long all medicine is powerless to slay it. Dr.
Pieice never deceives a patient by holding out
a false hope for the sake of pecuniary gain.
'Jhe "dnideii Medical Discovery" has cured
thousands of patients when nothing elm
seemed to avail. Your druggist has it. Send
two stampi tor Dr. Pierce s complete treatise
on consumption w.th numerous testimonials.
Address World's Dispensary Medical Associa
tion, liuffalo, N. Y.
In Great Britain last year forty-seven books
on Ireland were published, and thirty-one on
the subject of Shakespeare and his lite.
Thousands of women bless the day on which
Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" was made
known to them. In all those derangements
causing backache. iliagtiiiK down sensations,
nervous and general debility, it is a sovereign
rnnedy. lis soothing and i.ealli g properties
render it of the utmost value to ladies suffer
ing from "internal fever," congestion, inflam
mation, or ulceration. Ky druggists.
Senob tiAixAittm, a farmer of Cordova,
Spain, who was captured by bandits, paid
A(AX) for his release.
Dr. Pierce's "Pelletts" the original "Little
Liver Pills" (sugar-coated) cure sick and bil
ious headache, sour s.omach, and bilious at
tacks. By tlrngjiKis.
ABOfT.'Cn.UW sets of the "Grant Memoirs"
have so far been sold.
PROF. L01SETTE AM) COLLEGES.
Hew the Famous Memory-Teacher Orcu
plea His Time Tut) llualiil .Ma a in
Ainrrli a.
For instance, during the week commenc
ing .May M. On that evening he gave tne first
ot his course of live lectures to a second cias
at Yale of J0 students. May 10, lie gave t lie
hn-t lecture to a class of 4(10 students at the
I'niversily of Pennsylvania in Philadelphia
May 11, he gave the third of bis course to 100
Columbia law students. May 12, he gave the
first leciure to 'Mi lwly students of ullealuv
('(illrgii, .Mass., and May 1:1 he gave the second
lecture at the I nuersity ot Pennsylvania.
And yet he is always found at his office from
N a. m. till noon of every day. During tills time
he runs through his correspondence, giving
his as-islauti the must minute and detailed in
ht rnc! i..ni in reard lo each letter received
or any el her matter that is brought to his no
tice. In the afternoon he truvels out of town,
and in the evening g.ves his lecture, alwa s
lelurnii'g home the same night or early next
morning. He endures all this incessant occu
pation and necessitated broken sleep because
lie loves lii work and be ause he takes guod
t -are of his lieu 111. lie H;i mi that the Marin
weather is Die best lime in the year for study.
The lectures, it is true, are not essential to
the mastery of t'ie Professor's svstem, since
his printe 1 lesson-papers are full and com
plete, enahliiiL- any o' e to learn .V. 1'. Wurld.
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A Good Appetite
II essential to good health i bat at this esaeea M Is
often lout, swing to the poverty or Imparity et the
blood, dersagement of ths dlfasUvs orgaas, end the
weakealBg effect of the chancing seaaoa. Read's
Sarsaparllla Is e wonderful medietas fer creating aa
appetite, toning the digestion, and firing strength to
the whol tern. Now is tht time te take It,
Hood's Sarsaparllla
" I hare taken Rood's sanaparllla, end am glad to
say It has eared me ef n very severe pain In the small
ef my back. I also gars It to my little gtrl. She had
very Hut appetite ; but Hood's Sarsaparllla ha In
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highly recommend thla medicine." Mas. A. Baus
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"Imuitssy Hood's Sarsaparllla Is the best medi
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fan to take Hood'a Sarsaparllla, and anon I felt as n
I could do as much In a day as I had formerly done
la a week. My appetite Is voracious." Mas. M. y,
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Six Years a Sufferer with Neuralgia.
Rochester, TS. T., April 7th, 1886.
Gents: For six yean my wife has suffered
greatly with Neuralgic pains in her head and
neck, and at times in the stemach and about
the heart. 8be had been confined to her bed
for days at a time, suffering; the meet ercru
dating pains. We employe medical aid,
hut only found temporary relief. For the
past two months she has been using- Dr. Par
ee's Remedy, and she is now entirely free
from pain, and feels as well as ever. I most
cheerfully recommend it to all who are
afflicted with Neuralgia, for I knew it will
cure it.
I am, very respectfully yours,
THOMAS BAKER,
Contractor and Builder.
Cor. Frank and Montrose streets.
Hillsdale, Mich.
Gents: I was persuaded by your aeent te
try Dr. Pardee's Rheumatic Remedy, for
what the doctors called heart disease. It
proved to be rheumatism of the heart, and
after taking the remedy as directed, I found
immediate relief. I continued its use and am
now entirely cured. I was also troubled with
inflammatory rheumatism, which it has en
tirely driven away; so much so that I can at
tend to my laundry business with ease and
without suffering, for whid I am very thank
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Corninjr . N. Y.
Gints: I had been troubled with rheuma
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I have given it a thorough test and can
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celebrated Si Shoes
it your dealer
not
keep
them.
W.I.
nOIlOT.AS'1 1 'II SEWED.
'4.50 Shoe equals M Shoe adTertlaed by ether
Srmi. Boy all wear W. L. Douirlaa' S3 Shoe. Be
ware of fraud. Non genuint unlett nam and priet
art ttamnrd in hoimm efearh Shoe.
L. DOUGLAS, Brockton, Mass.
JOJES
PAYSthFREICHT
6 Ton Hca.r.
lraa Lrvert, fti-e. fart an, Brut
Tart Bam an 4 IWn Box far
SOO.
Svcrr all. Aoal. For tr. priM Hal
M..II. till, pftp'r and dtrM
USES IF SKOHaHTSS,
BINUHAMTUM. N. .
Percheron
Horses.
tarirft and complet
tot'kof Imported Mai
lions and mart's, of all
Ovor 175 prizes
awarded my horses In
four years. All stal
lions guaranteed breed
ers. Kull lilood atof'k
recorded with pedltcree
In Tercheron stud
books. I guarantee to
sell first eJa4 stock as
low or lower than nnv
importer In the U. 8.
Central R. H.
1'. O. Box 36.
Station F.nslnore, on Southern
JOHN W. AKIN,
Hctpio N. Y.
DR. HAIR'S
ASTHMA
f ra mm lias absolutely cured ten or thou
J f C, annda. The only Aathma Cure and
. ii Treatment snown to the medical
world thut will, poaltlveiy.jpermanentlv cure A alli
um and liny I' ever. Umiiieatlonable evidence
will be round In niy ht jiairo Treatise, sent free.
UK. B. V. II A I It, M W.4th Kt.,UlncliiU!itl,0.
HERBRAND
FIFTH WHEEL!
King bolt In rear of axle, prevents accidents from
broken klnx-holts, never ratilc and leave axle full
strength, liefore you buy a buiry send for free
pamphlet describing this valuable improvement.
THE KERBRAKQ CO., Fremont, 0.
OI.OTXB BtJlLDINO,
Washington, D. C.
.'fc' air- iir.i ,i. ,
One Agent (Merchant onlyi wanted In every town for
Your lat Invoice of" anslll'a Punch" 5c. cigars
cameJn yesterday. I w e it of them for hair a day
and had to cull on the Governor for a company of
mllltla lo prevent a riot. Have already retailed
ever WO.uUO. H. C. Mniy, Lincoln, Neb.
Address It. W. TASM 1. 1. cVCO.f Chicago.
r IL1?.H I lndian Pita Ointment
laxasssiva C will cure any cane of lich
inf. UlerdliiK, I I 'em led or Protruding
Pile. 41 KK H !' A It A NTfr.KIK Prepared
for Pile only. Phvxlclaua' Jam by express, pre
paid, & J..5U.J 1'rlce per box, 30c. and SI. Sold
by dniKKlAta or mulled im receipt of price bv the
WILLIAM HK'; I II,, t leveland. Ohio.
DA
I Has
TIT M T C Obtained. Send atamp to.
(If I O Inventors' Guide. U liiNd
hm. Patent Lawyer, Wa.luuntua. D. C.
I)AI.MS' Business C01.1.EOK, I'hllideluhla. Terms
.ouly sm. NltiiuiionsfiirnlKh. d.Wrile lorclrcuiara.
REGULATE Bowel" Purify" Biood7 Dr. Balrd'
blood tiranulea, 2jc.i 5boxes,Sl. Of druggi!:
or by mall, prepaid, tin. Baiau, YVaeliingiou, S. J.
EXHAUSTED VITALITY
A Gnat Midici! Work for Young
and Midd!a-Agad Men.
KNOW THYSELF.
Pl'BI.IftllF.n by the PEA BO O Y SIEDI.
CAL IVsriTI Tt, Na. 4 Bullna.li ,
Beaton, ftla.s. WM.il. I'AKKI U, M.U.,
(onaullliig fhyalclan. Mure than one Billlloa copies
sold. It treats upon Nervoua and Phvalral I'ehifli.
Premature U.clllie. Cxhauated Vitality, luiualred
Visor, and Impurities at Uie blood, and tha untold
mi.erie renaequent theraon. Coutauia 3u(l pnxea
aubstaatlal enahosa-d blndlnx. full silt. Warranted
tha beat popular medical treattae puldlahed In ths
Kovllah language. Prlceoulysi by mail, postpaid
sad concealed In a plain wrapper. Iltvitnaivi
ample rre if ynu seud bow. Addres ei above.
Mime, fata ftajier.
Stawaurel r- say
Mldarr
isblea. ncr
Menial Mr Play.lcavl Wvksita that Holanie
Tlerve Bltlr. rail utirt. 6OC1. H.rb M.diaia. C.
IS M. IllH HI.. I'hil.a.lsSla. Pa. S-la by all tlnigguu.
lebllllv.
S5
I.SSa day. Sample worth tl.Su KRBB
Lluca not under tho horse' feeU Address
Baj.w8Ta's biirgrx Hats HoLDga, Holly. Jliua
flDIIIU ""bit Cured. Treatment rent on trial
UrIUifl UUMAXE ItLMEbV Co., Latayeite, Iud.
The Besl
Waterproof
Coat.
1
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y o aver.-- i
vr
IF IT- mj s w J.tJT
G liC
iThaPlFH bkANUBLirKkK la wirnntnl wt-r, -wif, anil will keep )ou dry In
us nsir vt.Mu. n ecw r'uisir.L s-r n 11 prnn i nuiiir COtl, nd
rovcri lb rOra .ft4dl. H-vr) ui IrullatiuraB. huiia f rmiliiw vttl.out tt "Fii.
llrstAd" Cisido-ntsrk. Ilhilrt-d ('ftlklorua fro. A. J. Tuvur. bn..n M.aa
thirteen million cakes
of
Ulnfz
Ready
CUKE? THE WORST FAI9la fr
! IwsniF tnlnntfa. Nt kmmr
sat Tl aa s - aH i n k i as asi.J . . .
sififlr rrarllns: ihU fied anToae
aa ' SU sU' V II S rx a a sr a. . -i
ij r sv si jv iTiiurAlii,
BOWEL COMPLAINTS
It will In a few moments, when taken accord I nf to
direction, cure CrsmiM, Rpa.nia, Hour RtomarRj,
Heartburn, Hick Headache, Summer Complaint,
Iiiarrhrea. Dysentery, Colic. Wind la tne Bovaia,
and ail other Internal Pains.
MALARIA IN ITS VARIOUS FORMS CURED
AND PREVENTED.
There Is not a remedial atrent In the world1 that
will cure Fever and Airneand all other Malarrcna,
P.illona and other levels, aided bv II ADWAY'K
i'.l.,i,is'.,"0 ulck " KAUWAi'8 HEADY
It K 1. 1 K F.
R. R. R. not only cure the patient aelsed with Ma
laria, hut If peofile exposed to the Malarial nobu
will every mnrninr. take 'JO or 30 drop of Readv
Relief In water, and eat. say a eracker, before soing
out, they will prevent attack.
It Instantly relieve and soon enres Colds, Sre
Throat, Itnmchltla. I'lettrlsv, RiltT Neelr, all t'onres
Hons and Inflammations, whether of the Lungs, .
neya or bowels,
RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA,
Headache, Toothache, Weaknem or Pain la the Back
Cheat or Limb by one application. .
Fifty rents per bottle. Sold by dreirUtea
DR. RADWAY'8
SARSAPARILLIAN RESOL
,VEni
The Great Blood Purifier.
Forenreof all ehronlo dlseam. Scrofula, Bloot
Taint, Syphilitic Complaints, Conatlmptlon. Olaad
nlar Pl.'-ase, VIcer. Chronic Kheumntfsm, Erysip
elas, Kidney, Bladder and Liver Complaint. Dys
pepsia, Affections of the Lung and Throat, partOse
the ttlood, restoring healtJh and vlgoa
Hold bv Driirrlata. !t per Rattle.
RADWAY'S PILLS
The Great Liver and Stomach Remedy
For th cure of all disorders of the Utomanh, Wvwe.
Bowel. Kidneys, Bladder, Nervnua Dlieases, Female
complaints. Los of Apietite, Headache, Constlp
tlon. Oostiveneas, Indigestion, niiiousness. FTr,
Inflammation of ths Bowels, Piles and all deranre
mentaol the Internal Viscera. Purely vecetable, eon
tainlnc no mercury, minerals or dalateriou drnr.
PERFECT DIGESTION UTT
way's Pills every morning, about 10 o'clock, as a duv
ner pill. By so dolug
SICK HEADACHE,
PyATwpsla. Foul Stomach. Biliousness will be avoid d.
and (he food that Is raten conlrlhutcs lis nourishing
properties tor tu support ot the natural waste ai
the notly.
I If" Observe the following symptoms resulting from
disease of the Digestive Organ: Constipation, Inward
Piles, Fullness of the lllood In the Head, Acidity ol
the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Dlayust of Food,
Fullness or Weight In the Stomach, Sour Eructation a,
BinkliiK or Fluttering of the Heart, Choking or SulTo
eating sensations when In a lylmr posture. Dimness of
VIlon, Dots or Webs before the Sight, Fever and Dull
Pain In the Head. Deficiency of Perspiration, Yellowi
ness of the Skin and Kyen.Paln In theHide.Chest.I.lmbj
and Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning in the Flesh.
A few doses of RADWAY'S PIM.H Witt frt
the svstem of all the above named disorders.
Frle 25 cents per box. BoM brail druggtsta,
rr-Stind a lettor stamp to DR. RAD WAY all
( U No. 3 Warreu 8treett New VrUf for
Our Book of Advice.
KK H t'HE TO GET RADWAY'S.
nafi awt "r ITTLE
MT&n.Wa LIVER
OVVOXB PILLS.
ItEWARE OF IMITATION. AZWAY9
ASK TOR DJt. PIERCE'S PEtZETS, OS
LITTLE Sf OAR-COATED PILLS.
Belnc entlrelr Tes;etable, they op
erate without disturbance to the system, diet,
or occupation. Put bp In glass rials, hermeti
cally sealed. Always fresh and reliable. As
a laiatiTe, alterative, or purgative
these llttlo Tel lets give the most perfect
satisfaction.
SICK HEADACHE.
Bilious Headache,
Dizziness, Constipa
tion, Indigestion,
Bilious Attacks, and all
derangements of tbe stom
ach and bowels, are prompt
ly relieved and permanently
cured br the use of Dr.
Pierre's Pleasant Purgative Pellet.
In explanation of the remedial power of these
Pellets over so great a variety of diseases. It
may truthfully be said that their action upoa
the system is universal, not a gland or tissue
escaping their sanative Influence. Sold by
druggists, 25 cents a vial. Manufactured at the
Chemical Laboratory of World's Dihpensjit
Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
is offered by the manufactur
ers of Dr. Sas;a Catarrh
Kemedy, for a case of
C'hrouio Nasal Catarrh which
they cannot cure.
SYMPTOMS OF CATAKHH. Dull,
heavy headache, obstruction of the nasal
passages, discbarges falling from the bead .
into the throat, sometimes profuse, watery,
and acrid, at others, thick, tenacious, mucous,
purulent, bloody and putrid; the eyes are
weak, watery, and inflamed ; there is tinging
in the ears, deafness, hacking or coughing to
clear the throat, expectoration of offensive
matter, together with scabs from ulcers; the
voice is changed and has a nasal twang ; the
breath is offensive; smell and taste are im
paired ; there is a sensation of dizziness, with
mental depression, a backing cough and gen
eral debility. Only a few of tbe abovt-named
symptoms are likely to bo present In any one
case, lkousanrit or cases annually, without
manifesting half of the above symptoms, re
sult in consumption, and end in the grave.
No disease is so common, more deceptive and
dangerous, or less understood by physicians.
liy its mild, soothing, and healing properties.
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Kemedy cures the worst
cases of Catarrh, "cold In the head,
Coryza, and Catarrhal Headache.
Bold by druggists everywhere; bO cents.
w Untold Agony from Catarrh."
Prof. W. Hausneh, the famous mesmerist,
of Ithaca, If. y writes : " Some ten years ago
I suffered untold agony from chronio naaal
catarrh. My family physician gave me up as
incurable, and said I must die. My case was
such a bad one, that every day, towards sun
set, my voice would become so hoarse I could
barely speak above a whisper. In the morning
my coughing and clearing of my throat would
almost strangle me. By tho use of Dr. Sage's
Catarrh Kemedy, in three months, I was a well
mau, and the cure has been permanent."
"Constantly Hawking; and SpitUof .
Thomas J. RrsHiifO, Esq., not Pins Strut.
St. Louts. Afo., writes: "1 was s great sufferer
from catarrh for three years. At times I could
hardly breathe, and was constantly hawking
and spitting, and for the last eight months
could not breathe through the nostrils. I
thought nothing could be done for me. Luck
ily, I was advised to try Dr. Sage's Catarrh
Kemedy, and 1 am now a well man. I believe
it to bo tne only sure remedy for catarrh now
manufactured, and one has only to give It a
fair trial to experience astounding results and
a permanent cure."
Three Bottles Cure Catarrh.
Eli Robbins. Ilunyan P. O.. ColumMa Co,
Pa., flava: "Mv ilMiiu-litor .uun-k v.
she was five years old, very badly. I saw Dr.
vaiarru iiciuruy auverusea, and pro
cured a bottle for her, and soon saw that it
helped her; a third bottle effected a perma
niit cure. Kha la m iir .. 1 ir lit..: VUUM , ., -.. .
www J V SHU
sound and hearty."
CllAfC fcVU.UC All li tt I.ik
Bt Cough byrup. Tu(t gxi. rjM
in time. ist,rd bv dru tftia.
Pensions!?;
SoMiers a Heir. Bend stamp
I'ln-uiars. uul. i bJNci
Att yWanalintoa, D. o
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ui.ri,tiu,,,iiri. as WW aarSpssaall
illiU . HhMrseuie l everage. So,,, h, rusis i malfej
1-r.kc c. fc. hints, m .N. rla. A" raila-Trs.
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