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PA-, VEEVESDAT, APRIL 23: 1887. $1 51 PER AIM Of five people, who on their dying beds last year confessed to great crimes, only one told the truth. In the "other cases it was shown that the "confessors" could not possibly have had anything to do with the crimes. There. i3 a depir--ion in the Englisia marriage market. Population is increas ing, but marriages are decreasing. Di vorces rc increasing. The Registrar General decides these vexed questions: Is a divorced husband widower or a bachelor? Is a divorced wife a widow or V spinster? They are bachelor and spinster, "he says. trUd U'txtte of St. Louis makes the announcement that there has just been uncovered near Tuscaloosa, Ala., a bed of ryhematite iron ore, six teen feet tliickifJlich analyzes sixty-two and c-A naif per cent, of metallic iron, and is PT.Vvcd to be the most extensive and valuable deposit of the kind in the United States. The Boston and Maine, the Eastern, the Boston and Lowell and the Fitch burg railroads have decided to erect a m.im mouth union station in Boston. The -cost of the proposed structure will be in the vicinity of f.i, 000, 000. Sixteen iU be run into the Jj'iilding, 'ooru for 200 pussenlrs cars ; roof. Correspondent in Berlin says that the genentl house servant in Germany is not to be envied. Work begins often long before daybreak and continues sometimes till tost midnight. The floors must be acnrd , every other day and the Win (IowsVXt week; for tllis a broom is not own. but a brush, is the article used. the arduous duties which, she per- the servant eets only sixty cents a wei The Methodist Episcopal Missionary Society furnishes this data of the propor tion of the world's population devoted to religious faith and to heathen darkness: "Protestants. 110,000,000; Greek church, ,000,000; Catholics, 190,000.000; Mo- uumnedans, 170,000,000 ; 8,000,000 He brew and 830.000, 000 heathens." There's plenty of missionary work left for all the churches. , - Two well-known cattlemen of Hen rietta, iTexas, have contracted with a firm in Montreal, Canada, to furnish them by June 1st, G. 000 head of cattle from yearling to six-year old cows for $00, 000. The cattle are to be used for breed ing purposes. The Galveston Xeict says that this is the first sale of cattle ever made direct to Canadian buyers, and Texans believe that it will develop into a brisk trade. . v answer to the question, "What speed is attained by the fastest steamer in the world?'' the New York un replies: "The ordinary good torpedo boats in foreign navies make about twenty-two miles an hour over the measured mile. There are a few, including the American boat Stiletto, that can make twenty-five miles an hour. The fastest boat in the world is the French torpedo boat Oura- gan. She is credited with about twenty nine mites an hour. At that rate she would move as fast as ordinary passenger trains between New York and Chicago average." The SvttUh Gcoijruph'u-ul Mt'jazint, contains an interesting paper bv i?ir Charles Warren on the present condition of Palestine. Though not very hopeful in tone, it asserts that the intlux of Europeans is altering the country for the better. There are "places where cultiva tion has been fostered by societies, and where the whole climate has altered." The plains are in great danger from the vast billows of sand whit h ure irrnd-.ily rolling inwards frm the ma-lilF. In fhe north they are thirty to forty feet high, while in the south "they have reached the height of several hundred feet, and have quite covered up the old land of Goshen." Vksy If any person fond of travel has a fancy "to explore a savage country it may be wise to first estimate tho ro-t. The luxury comes high. It Las been esti mated that the avenge expense incurred bv exploring parties in Africa is over $11 a mile. Stanley's trip across the cu:.ti nent is said to l-e cost about I'ii'.Ooo. Dr. Holub. who las recently killed L1! working Lis way from South Africa to the Great Lakes, took with 1 i an out fit that cost '2,0"0. TLo money ex pendiml by most important exi-diti"ns VilrieU from JlO.OuO to tl'M-'oo. An ex plorer's force cf jurteri and other native issiiitants variei In m about f-jr'y to ."J sou! Mr. Staules'j ,r. !.t exprditiou iucludeS about 1 OeiO s.l., and L'S traveling outfit and tr i ie yoods ha' e cut aoniclLiiii over $'.).oo0. I THE WAY OF IT. This Is the) way of It the wiile world over: Ona is beloved, and one is the lover; One gives and tba other receive. One lavishes all in a wild emotion, Ona offers a smile for a Ufa's devotion ; One nope, and the otlier believes. One lies awake in the night to wep, And the other drifts into a sweet sound sleep. One soul is aflame with a God-like passion. One plays with love In an Mler's fashion: One speaks, and the other hears. One sobs: "I love you," and wet eyes show it. And one laughs lightly and says: "1 know it." With smiles for the other's tears. One lives for the other and nothing beside, And the other remembers the world is wide. This is the way of it, soil earth over; The heart that brinks is the heart of the lover, And the other learns to forget. For what is the use of endless sorrow! Though the sun goes down, it will rise to morrow, And life is not over yet. Oh! I know this truth, if I know no other, That Fasaiouate Love is' Fain's own mother. Ella Wittier Wilcox HAD HE A HEART ! BY A. D. BAILIE. 'Tm tired now. and sleepy too, Come put uie iu uiy little bed." So she softly sang, and then she gasped and rubbed her eyes. "O, Willie Moore, if I had you here I'd comb your little head for you with a three-legged stool, I would, you ra.ical. Two o'clock in the morning, packing not half done, and your precious wife with her back broke." Thus groaned sleepy, tired little Henri etta Mooro (nee Henrietta Miles), pro fessionally known as Mile. Henrietta Millesturoli, late of the Theatre. A little over seventeen years of age, slight but perfect in form, with a pure, fresh, complexion, blooming cheeks, clear, blue eyes, and movements of free, undulating grace ami flowing ease, with irregular feutures und chanceful expres sion, which would have delighted an ar tist and driven a photographer to despair, she was a sprightly little beauty to glad den the eyes of those who loved a good, pretty face. The room in which she waited' for her husband was by no means tidy. Two half-packed trunks stood open; upon the bed and floor dresses and coats, shirts and skirts, lay scattered in confusion. William Moore, just of age, inclined to be fast, good-looking, soft of heart and head, until lately a bookkeeper in a com mission house, had a week before mar ried this child of the theatre for love thereby pleasing himself, gaining his idol, and losing the friendship of his highly respectable relations anil his situa tion for which he cured little. The young couple were to start on the mor row in the noonday train for Chicago, where AViiliam was to invest the $3,500 just paid into the bank subject to his order, his portion of his father's estate, with an established firm in whose house he was also to till the pesition of book fleeper. He had gone out early in the evening to have a farewell supper with some friends. It was 2 o'clock, a. m., and he had not yt returned. Uenny (she was always called Henny) gaped again, and then seizing a pretty little gray traveling bonnet (just new) from the be.3, she went through, for the twentieth time, with the "trying-on" process. She heard the front door shut and lis tened ; the step upon the stairs was slow and dragging. " Tain't Willie," she sighed, and turned again to the mirror. The door of the room wis thrown open. "Why, Willie!" It was her husband. He entered the room in silence, his dress disordered, his face pale, and his hands trembling. He sank into a chair ami looked at her in despairing sadness. He had been drink ing, but was nearly sober now. The wife began: "-L you're real mean to go ami leaf (il night by myself and go get tigl.1 all the pat king to do yet; it's shabby of you, so it is." "All right. Henny. Pitch into me! Go ahead ! But you needn't puck any more. We can't go !" "Needn't pack any more! Can't go!" she echoed, with surprise, " hy not t "Cause I'm dead broke; lost every rap. There ! now it's out !' he said, dashing his hat wn the floor. She turned on him fiercely : "William Moore, do you mean to tell me, after all you promised me, that you've been " and a look finished the question. "Pitch into me pitch in, Henny," he grounetl; "I started for only one game alter supper, and kept on ami on, anil now it's all gone, every rap!" and, poor, weak sinner, the tears began to fill his eves. I "Will Moore, you're a ," com- I mem ed the wife; but, looking at him. i the big, good-looking boy of a husband that she loved so well, the harsh words ) died upon her lips, und she went anil sat ; ujwm hit knP and coddled him, saying: , "Oh, Willie, I'ui so sorry. I had hc'd so much so much and now it's j all oer;" ami she gave a deep, sobbing , aigh. "! it all gone, Willie.' Who was it! ' she asked, alter a time. ; "Cleaned out; every cent," he an ; sweretl. "Alu-r supper I'd been driuk , Lug some, and Chick Lofton proposed a game and I didn't tho.k of what I'd promised you and I didn't lose much; I'd have ou eery cent back, sure, only eld I). D. came in. and he roped in und ' tuk a Laud; and he's got my ( heck for I r very cent we have in the world. Ou, llcnr.v. I Uon t cure fr myself; u s you i'm thinking of, and that m litrs me Lea.-iy nay." "You ought to have thought of me bo fore it was to late, Willie." "I know, IIrtnv ; but it ws only a lit tle (rime with CL: k. lie wouldn't have taken it all from nie like r id I). !., when he saw I was tight. Chick's a (roM f' I low oven -body mvi but old 1. D. has no ni"ie h-srt than a turn:p." "Ile:irtj and giMitl f. Unm! lm't talk to tne 1" said the little w if. sharply. "Chick Lawton has no t:Hre heart than I don't know what. I know more nlniiit Chick Lawton than you do Will. H'sa scoundrel, that's what he i. But I didn't think Mr. D.nl -n would have done it; I thought better of him." "lie's got no heart, lb nny,I. l. Lan't; you a-k hit k if he Ills." groaned Will. "Oh, bother Chick! I v. ntjldn't speak to the rascal. Mr. Dotlge can treat one like a I nly, ami that's more than your Chit.k-chi' Kt.n ht art' ii-Lawton can do," answered the wife. And then for a long time they were si lent; finally the brave, self-reliant, child wife said to her boy husband : "Willie, will you promise me, once more, never to drink or play another card ?" "Ilennv. dear," he answered, like a re pentant schoolbov, "if voti'IIonlv forgive me this time I'll never drink or play a ! card again, so help me God!" "Good boy! then kls the book," and she held up her bright red lips. "And now, AVillie, let's get some sleen. anil to-morrow we'll attend to everything. All this finery we've bought j to cut a dash with ia Chicago we'll either j pawn or sell, ami we'll go to New York j or somewhere, anil you can get something j back to the old business." Soon all was dark and silent ia the room. The mau slept, but the little wife prayed, as well as she ctxild, to Him to " give us this day our daily bread," and that the husband whm she loved, and for whom she was willing to work and save, might have strength to keep his renewed pledges. In the morning ilenny, stiarp little business woman that she was, with a lov- i ing kiss hurried Will off to find some one who would buy her now useless finery, ; which, with a sigh, she proceeded to j arrange. She was a woman; it was a ; sore task to part with the pretty dresses just bought. As she was kneeling at her trunk there came a tap upon the door. "Come in!" she cried. A man entered ; it was Delos Dodge, professional gambler. Henny started to her feet and faced him. looking like a little furv. Delos Dodge had nothing ot tne reverena cnar- acter which the title D. D. that his asso- ciates bestowed upon him would have in- dicated. unless it might be his appear- ance. Faultlessly dressed, with no dis- play of jewelry, a smooth, pale face, and quiet deportment that notumg was ever known to disturb, a white neck-tie, would have transformed him, so far as looks went, into a modern minister cf the gospel. But the spare chin and firm mouth and the cold, fixed glare of his eye showed "old D. D." to be a man that it would not do to affront; a few men risked his anger, and most of them lived to regret it. He eutered the room anil closed the door, and then said, most politely: I beg your pardon for disturbing you, Sirs. Moore, but the servant informed me that your husband was here. I wish to j see him. Busy packing to start, I see." Then Ilenny poor Ilenny poured out upon him, the man who robbed her bus- bantl, her heaped-up wrath : " Packing to go 'way, you impudent villain! lou know that we can t go way when you robbed yes, robbed my poor Willie" after making him drunk, of every cent he had in the w hie world. Oh, how I hate you! And you have the insolence to come here, after all, and look me in the face and ask me about going 'way. You'd like to see the poor boy starve, all of you that's what you want. But I'll spite vou. I'll work for him work for him, yes, till I drop dead. Ilennv stopped to take breath, und then Delos Dodge spoke calmly and quietly: " Mrs. Moore, please listen to me for a few moments. Your husband is young, and rather foolish ami weak, but I like hitn, and I like and respect you: you ure uu honest, good girl. I went to our rooms last night, und found your husband, de cidedly the worse for liquor, pl.iving with Mr. Lawton. Mr. Moore had lost all his readv money, and applied to me to cash ' his check for a considerable amount, ij knew what would hat in n. and forced i ravsch' into the game mat h to the disgust of the others. In three' hours I had your husband s checks for f '.'.oOO in my pos session. Here they are," continued D. P.. producing them from his vest pocket. "I came here this morning, trusting to find Mr. Moortf alone. You will do as well. I What I now do with these checks you will please tell no one; it would ruin my j enviable reputation." And Delos Dodge, the gambler, t a low laugh as he tor-: j the cheeks ..ill bits and scattered j the piueerJe f,-Lt of the staring, as ! tonisheoritle. wife. j "Oh, D. D. Mr. Dodge. I mean How , can I thank you.'" she cried. "Bv saing nothing of this to anv one j but vour hu-banti. Pack up now and j I get him away lroui here, and tell him1 i from me to drop the drink and the play; I I he h i-n't the head for either. And. now, ! j good-bv, Mrs. M.jore. und a pleasant ' joumev und good fortum; to Vou," und , j he held out his hand. j "Please forgiv: rue for what I said. ; j won't you.1" she begged. ' ' "Oh, certainly; 'twas but natural, and : ! did vou good. Good -by," and again he ! ; held" out his hand. : She looked up at ht;n. If h. r friends I had heard of u hat she next did, they ' I would nave siu.i : i uai s just 1 1 i.ny a. : over." i-he r.-a. Led up, put h. r anus' j about his neck, tile h:-, he.nl ilou u and , kised him. Then she sank upon the. ' ; floor, sobbing, woman-like, l'.jr j. y. ( Mr. Dodg! walked down the stairs very lowly. Ilia face was palcrthanusu.il, anl there was a slight moisture in the cold gray eyes that softened their stony glare. As hi: parsed through to the street upon the steps of the house he found Mr. ( hit k Lawton. "Why. hello, P. D. 1" exclaimed Chick. ' What are you doin here? I saw Billy Moore r i-hlng down street, and I thought I'tl pt drop round and cheer Ilenny up little; but you was ahead of me, you old 'K.ssum. Billy's down on his luck this morning. I guess, anil I'm so tender hearted that I thought I'd come and offer them a V or an X. I'll just run up and keep Ilenny company till Billy comes back." Dodge laid his hand on Chick's arm. "Mrs. Moore is very busy, Mr. Law ton, "said he, with an ugly look in his eyes. "Take my advice and don't go up. You hat! much better walk down street with me this fine cool morning imbed you ha'l. Mr. Lawton. Cornel" Mr. L. did not care to disoblige Mr. D. It mignt make Mr. D. angry. It was dangerous to anger the quiet Mr. D. ; and so Mr. L., who was particularly careful of his "big-heartetl" self, trotted down street beside old D. D., who seemed in- clined to silence. But Chick hated si- lence. and soon broke out "You wouldn't have acted toward Moore as I was about to do now, you know vou wouldn't, vou heartless old D. D." "I certainly would not," was the mean ing reply. "I knew it," crowed Chick. "That's because you've got no heart, you see. It gives a fellow a cold in the head merely to look at you. Come in here and take something to warm up that cold blood of yours." "I thank you: I seldom drink." "I knew it; that's because you've no heart. I actually believe your veins are filled with ice-water. Come in and take something warming," persisted Chick. "Go you ami get your drink. Excuse i me. 1 nave something on my lips that I don't want to wash oil," was the quiet rejoinder, and Dodge passed on down the street. But there was a warm feeling on the left hand side, under old D. D.'s spotless shirt-bosom. Had he a heart? Chicago I.iter-lfr-ean Shopping in Cairo. An Egyptian peasant, when asked the price of anything he has for aale, will say: "Receive it as a present." Customs change not in the East, and thus, hun- j dre,Js- of Te;ipj B!JOj E.)nron answered j Abnham,'w ben he expressed a wL-h to I pup.g tie nKl,j. an j cave of Machpelah. i Thij answer a COmmon form of speech, ; anii tQe Fa.int know, thiit Bo advantage , wiu he uki,a of it wht.n he a?:lia asked to name a price, he gives one, which is generally exorbitant. If the would-be buyer is also a peasant; then the two begin a contest, so vehement ia tone und gesture, that a stringer, igno rant of their language, would think they were quarreling. A rurd Yankee delights La a horse trade, not merelv because it may brin;: him a better hor-e. but for the pleasure which the trad.- affords him. An Oriental j men hunt and his customer find a similar . pleasure in buying and selling. The pro- cess may be long, but it is never tiresome to them. When a shopkeer of Cairo is asked the price of an article, he a-k more than he j evpects to receive. The ru-tomer d.v ; dares the price exorbitant and offers one- t half the sum named, whit h the merchant declines to accept. Ihe cu-toint-r then takes oil his t-htxs, ami, mounting upon the raised seat, seat hiinself bc-iUe the men hunt, fiiU uu.l lights his pi. Tin n the content begins. The shopkeeper low ers his demand, and the customer bid-i a little higher. Sometimes the customer interrupts the contest by introducing urj irrelevant topic, us if he liad detenuiut d to bid no higln r. But the haggling is soon resumed, und continues, m,!;! ti:e ! two met t half-wav bt tt t n the 1 sum tir-t demanded and tl.at erst oil. n -i. purchase is a large one the rti If the Ti hal.t calls t the lxy of the lit ar. -t cotf- c shop und orders hitn to bring coffee. It is served to the customer in a sm.id ch''i.i cup placed ithin a cup of l.rt-a. A soon us the cu-totuer L.is d- artcd, his servant reminds the mt rt Kant cf Lis presence, and rec eive a small si.ui of i money. Sava: "The ni e Foes of the Congo st dangerous aage f. j huve to fear, said M.wi.ey, tin: exp n r, "are biiil.uo. v e lost i;ve men H iring mv last visit to the Congo from these um mals; three ere killed by crocudi:rs. one bv a hippopotamus and one by a buffalo. There are large numbers of hippi polami along the Congo and its tributaries, and thousands upon thousands of crocinLlo. I The latter ure by far the most insidious ! foes we have, because they are so siVnt and so swift. You see a man bathing in j the river," said Mr. Stanley, with one of his vivid, graphic touches; "he U staiid i ing near the shore, laughing ut you, per haps, laughing in the k.-eu enjoyment ol I his bath; suddenly he fails out and v.j.i j see him no more. A crocodile has a p. j prouched unseen, has struck hi:u a blow i with its tall that knocks him oler. and he is instantly seicd and carried oil. or, it may be that tin- man is swimming; he is totally unconscious of danger; tl.ere is nothing to stir a tremor of appr. Ii rision; but there, in deep wafer, under the shallow of that ro k. or hidden beneath the shelter of the trees yonder, is a huge crocodile. It Ills spt tied the w in. mt r. and is w-atching Us o poi'ui.ity. The swimnierf.ipprt a he. he is i ith.n Mr.k iug distant c, stealthily, i!en:ly. imp. r ccivcd. the creature manes ;..r the man know s nothing until L Its prey is si !.' bv the leg and tlp.ggcti uu r, and h U now no mm e ites the p . a " i and tnat ia all A bubble . ere lie has r two umi- i- I :orie do ii. WISE WORDS. Spend less than you earn and you will be rich. One may do without mankind, but one has need of a friend. The court is like the sea everything depends upon the wind. The tree overthrown by the wind had more branches than roots. There is no better excess in the world than the excess of gratitude. One ungrateful man does an injury to all who stand in need of aid. A good way to make the children tell the truth Ls to tell it yourself. True benevolence is to love all men. Recompense injury with justice, and kindness with kindness. Oh, how small a portion of earth will hold us when we are dead, who am bitiously seek after the whole world while we are living. Water that flows from a spring docs not freeze in the coldest winter. And ' those sentiments of true friendship which flow from the heart cannot be frozen bv adversity. Experience has taught me that the only friends we can call our own, who can have no change, are those over whom the grave has closed ; the seal of death is the only seal of friendship. The luxury that drains off the strength of men is a poor substitute for the hiring of themselves to some honest labor. Bet ter to have been bred and bora in the house of honest toil. It is the glorious prerogative of the em pire of knowledge that what it gains it never loses. On the contrary it increases by the multiple of its own power; all its ends become means; all its attainments help to new conquests. Honor to the true man who takes his life in his hand3, and at all hazards speaks the words which is given him to utter, whether men will hear or forbear, whether the end thereof is to be praise or censure, gratitude or hatred. Oscillations of the Earth's Crust First among these oscillations of the earth we may notice the slow up or down movements which are probably of the same general nature and of the same ori gin as the movements which build the continents, only much more rapid; so rapid, indeed, that they may be observed from decade, to decade, or, at least, from century to century. Ia this class we in clude the down-sinking of the coast of New Jersey, the uprising of the northern part of S.andinavia, or the oscillation of the shore on the coast of the Bay of Na ples. These movements which, though in a geological sense rapid, rarely change the level of the land more than a foot or t wo ia a century, appear to be divided in three distinct classes as follows: First, those which are due to the imposition of a heavy weight upon the earth's surface, or to the removal of such a weight. A. good case of this is the deep depression of the northern part of North America, w here the glacial sheet came upon it, anil its ripitl re-elevation when the ice melted away. Next, those which are due to the formation of a great fault or bn ak through the rocks as they are shoved about by the compressive forces which build mountain chains. Anil, final! v, those which ure due to the move- , nu nts of volcanic gases and the lava j which they propel towanl the enter, j whence, ia time, they are to be dls- charged. . of these slow movements the most in I ten-tintr. Itecause the best known, is : that hit h is shown by the ruins of the ! temple of J iiiter Sera pis. near Naples. I WV we by the evidence of these ruins that the temple has sunk down since the i Chri-tiau era. o tl't the marine animals . I. re. I into the marble columns at the height of m. re than twenty feet above the recent level of the ca: it then rose up to itst.rigin.il level, ami is now again 1 'inking at the r ite of one inch in three or i four M art. A s.milar nionetiicnt con ' n. it'd with the process of mountain l.'!!'l eg h.is Neri observed ut Subiaco, 1 n!- (it f-.rfy milt to the north of Home. I A hundred years or so ago the chun h of ' Jen ii w.s invisible from Subiaco, while no it is. i:i pl.uu vi. w over the uuin.it of the iutt rven.ng mountain. This change run oiiiv I expl.iimd by an alti-r.it ion in , the 1.. ight of the mountain. .Vfmc'i 1 .('...". I!traiiriiiiijrv (ontempt of Court. An cvtriot'iiiiary incident has ju-t oc curnd at the liou.ti ( oiirt of Appeal. Three nu n who had U-en cn!em ed to vari' us terms of imprisonment at Havre appealed to the It. u. n Court. They were I r.'tght in together, and on the first pi is. ,m r U ing asked the question, "Hive y..t a; x a!. .1 .' ' he replied. " Ves, 1 did so to s. . if the I! .ueii Judges are as great last ils us those of Havre." This pit i e ot in. .in I' ll, f produced a gr, :;t scn-at i. n. und the man was f. rth- i:li ri.inl. iwiiol to one year's imprison ment f..f ioHi'ting the magistrate. What wis ti..- gt nerui -urpiUe when the - i did pi:s. ... r. on b ing asked the fr.iinc ipi. -i.o.i. r turned an identical reply. Th! tune the Judges dealt out a d. i.l le pi i: .dry, und he was sent off w::h tw. t a is i: risoiuneut on his book. No i . tlr.-aiut that the third man would dan- to t ice the Court in this in solent fi-l.io:i ali.r the punishment to wl it his two companions hud been tre-i'etl. and . thn.l through t he a id . PIH e the f .in. a! .pit ry. "H i amazement ran n ri. in urisw e'r to y i mi .. ppeah . I '" l.e returned t: . it ri-p.v j' is. 1 i s . 1 1 1 . I V I 1 I S. I t" l e if the li 'l.en .J uig.-s ae feat r l as th.se d Hat, re. " 'l i e t ..tut t deni ed this man I i three Sea:s' i..-.s as I., I, .hit I, . !'! I' has b. . 11 h .red ... I h..t I .t.t-o. ooo o. i l.ir M! u. i on "41 w I , i, .,, IMPATIENCE. Orite to Impatient children when the sky Frowns on some morn of Ion ged-fer fee day To cheat their happy hearts of outdoor plar, We fret when sends of ill above us fly, And every cloud and menace magnify, Till thus we waste our manhood's strength, as they. Their rest for pleasure in some indoor way, Our age scarce wiser than their infancy. If we could chafe anil chase the clouds afar, Rather than borrowed gloom upon them bring. Our gain its lack of grace might palliate, But leave us yet with manliness at war, That brave defiance to oil fate would fling, And by endurance make us strong and great WiU iam C. Richards, in Earptr't. HUMOE OF THE DAY. A good thing to tie to A hitching post. Merchant Traveler. Our present fishery trouble would seem insignificant if somebody would invent a boneless shad. Puck. "Heavens! Look there!" "Where 1" "There that messenger boy running.n "Sh-h ! It's his regular meal time." PUU iurg Diyatch. In this country there are two hundred thousand men blowing in brass bands, and twenty million blowing at them. Danville Breeze. Probably this world couldn't get along without cranks; but sometimes it can't help thinking it would like to try. Smerzule Juurnal. A married man in words unkind And with much emphasis avers, His wife destroys his peace of mind By giving him a piece of hers. ilercluint Traveler. Husband "If you only had the ability to cook as mother used to I would bo happy, dear." Wife "And if you only had the ability to make money enough to buy things to cook, as your father used to, I too would be happy, dear." Fogg has said the meanest things any was was ever capable of saying. When. Mrs. F. left him alone in the house the other evening she remarked: "You won't be lonely, dear?" "No," he replied; "I shan't miss you at all. The parrot, you know, is here." Bonton, Transcript. "Give an example of an immovable obstacle," said the teacher. And the smart bad boy at the foot of the class suggested three girls on the sidewalk. The teacher, who usually had to walk in the middle of the street herself, sent him right up to the head of the class and told him to stay there for a week. Burdette. "Be kind to the animals out on the farm. Let thom see a kind smile on your face wreathing : Oh, let the horse pause in the plough as he plot is Tip the hill, for a moment of breathing; Be kind to the rooster who s winning his spurs. And be kind to the rake when it 's teeth inz." Puck Trees and Blizzards. I have been much interested in watch ing the effect of tree planting upon the blizzanLs. The blizzard drives along the ground, and it has for uges upon ages f ound no tree to halt or veer it. The settlers on the plains planted trees, however, and these trees now stands as obstacles to the full sweep of the ice laden wind. A few days ago as a blizzard swept over the country, I passed through a loosely plant ed grove of trees, Cottonwood, silver ma ples, green ash, etc., and noted with pleasure that among the trees the violence of the ind was greatly reduced and the flakes of snow dropped lazily to the ground, w here they rested as contentedly as if they had fallen upon the tree cov ered hills of New England. As soon as I hail passed out of the grove I had to face again the furious flakes, driving hor izontally in their mad career over the earth. As often as I passed through a lit tle gnive of trees I found that I left the blizzard ; but as soon as I emerged from the sheltering trees, the blast struck me again in all its fury. This bit of experi ence is duplicated thousands of times every day upon the plains. The tree planter has routed the blizzard wherever he has set his little army of trees. The blizzard tyrant no longer rules as will over all the Mississippi Valley. Wher ever a grove has come into existence there the blizzard scepter has been broken. True, he riles as fiercely as ever outside of the groves, but as these enlarge his domitiiuu contracts. When once the groves are approximately con tinuous, und when once they have grown to greater heights, the blizzard will be thing of the past. The settler upon the plains need not fear the blizzard for more than half a dozen years, if he culls to his aid the friendly cottonwood, maple, a-h, and elm. They alone can vanish this terror of the We-tern Winter. Let every settler's motto be: "Trees rather than blizzards." .1 nu-ri-u.i Ayru-uit'irint. How to know Good Meat. Dr. Lciherby las down the following simple rules for the guidance of those iu search of good meat : It is ini;iierof a pale pink nor of a deep purple tint. It has a marked appearance from the ratui.'i.-af ion of little veins of fat among the muscles. I; should be firm and elastic to the touch. Bad meat is Wet, sodden and flabby, ulth the fat looking like jelly or w i t parchment. It -Mould have little or no o, lor, und fh- .1 .r shoui i n..f be ilis.ipiee.ible. Diseased nie it has a ickiy. cadaverous smell, and soti.i times a sin. li i f physic. This is di coven .1 ;:' the nnut is chopped aiid .ii-e'i. lied with warm water. I; should not lu ink or waste much Iu -tcaine-. Jl-r.i.'ii -J tuo'i t