V V r -4 8?. x if ? A THE FOREST REPUBLICAN la rbl1shrd every Wednesday, bj J. E. WENK. 'Omoeln Bmaarbaugh & Coa Bulldlne KLM STREET, TIONESTA, T. 3 Term. - . - tl.00 per Year. Doer forests ftro rnflior ..to uries, 120,000 being a sum often spent on their maintenance for the year. One English nobloman has already cxpondod on one in the Highlands during his dif. fcrent residences thero tho sum of 1 900, 00. Tho "woodchuck's" lot Is not a happy, ono In some parts of Indiana. A few years ago theso animals did so much dam ago in La Porto county, Indiana, that a bounty of -twenty cents was offered for each rroodchuck cnlp. Since then some 25,000 scapshave bees Ukon.and with n the last three months tho county has paid $1,039.20, which represents 5,196 of tho pests. A Minnesota man who knows tho In dians of tho Northwest well Hdvanccs tho theory that they are increasing instead of diminishing in numbers. lie says that they have been steadily following the' buffalo westward, gradually moving from tho Atlantic coast to the Far West, and multiplying as they moved. The first government report mentions 60,000 Indians; tho last total number reported M 230,000. On tho authority of the American Cran berry Growers' Association, tho 1880 crop is estimated at 000,000 bushels ogainst 750,000 bushels estimated Inst year. These figures may bo excccfed,a tho actual crop last year was nbouts.)00, 000 bushels. In order to secure a market, new channels of trndo must bo opened. Last year no less than 150,000 bushels failed to find an outlet, tho enormous quantity of 750,000 bushels being mar keted tmly by great exertions and at low 'I JCOS. yountry people can make their own tometcrs if they have no other use for -f wells. In tho Swiss village of Jgen some disused wells have been V a atmospheric pressure thrugl small hole in tho eTv ,owinR a whistle, and thn W? i.iing of a coming tdorm ; but e Sruen the outside pressure is incre .ing, the air, being forced into the well, causes a fl liferent sound, and announces the probability of fine weather. On tho Pacific coast, whon they make up their minds to see a sea serpent, they gcneratly observe ,one worth talking 4 about. Ensign Selim E. Woodworth, of the United States Navy, tells tho San Francisco reporters that a short time ago, ' when tho Ranger was off the coat of Costa Rica on a surveying trip, the look- out reported a reef some distance jjivay.- They drew near to survey it, ana aw that the reef wna a huiro serpent. 'he head was larger than a man's body, t 'jf) large! piercing eyes. The body was of a dirty yellow color. The serpent was a 6low traveler, and the ship gained on it, but it escaped in the darkness, not be fore several musket balls had been fired into it without apparent effect. That was a curious case of the girls in a cigar factory in New York, who fell, one After another, into swoons and fits of hys terics, in imitation of one who had fainted. No doubt, says the5r;-t7in, i was an instauco of - those epidemic influ ent 9 of which tho Convulsionnaircs of St. Mcdard are the best known examples. During the Ulster Revivals of1859, sim ilar cases occurred. The ?planation of them is that the emotions, acting on tho nerves, simulate seizures t! sight of ' which has caused tho initialteitement. Tho influence of tho miud upon, the body is practically illimitable. Tho formci can simulate diseases so closely that the normal physical effects follow, and this is sometimes done with contagious dis eases, death even resulting from purely mental or emotional processes. . This is what is referred to when it is said that in great epidemics fear kffls more than the plague. There are about 300,000 miles of rail road in the world, of whieh fully one-hall . - re in America. Atralia is now build ing at the greatest rS per cent, of thy jj of tho grand divisions of the world, partly because the mileage of that coun , try is very small in proportion to its ex- tent. Sixty per cent, of the railroads of the world are in the English-speaking countries. Australia has only 805 persons per mile of railroad, tho United States about 500, and Canada the same. Iu Great Britain and Ireland there are 1,870 people per mile of road, and iu Geroiau y, France and Helgiuin still moro. Austria heads the list with 2,7Ho per mile. -The British railroads are very ccstly, the av erage exceeding (200,000 per mile ..The average in the I'nited States is less than one-third as much, the difference being due not altogether to cheaper construe tion, but largely to the great cost of way in the moro thickly populated country about 133 per head. l.'u-sia has spent only f 14 per head, and most of the Euro pean cations less than $20. me St VOL. Ill, NO. 30. THE EARS. The wee and weakling year I When time ti)ew and sweet unto the lip, When slej s are toddling, doubtful little things, Then strouger -fingers leal us lest we slip, When curls fall o'er our brows iu fair, wild rings, And kisses press the pure-eyed dears ino weo and weakling years I (Vben staff mufirtond support and eyes grow dim, When frost bas nipped the raven of our . brows, Whon we are lonely looking o'er the rim ' Of two worldsHere ' and There whon lontlifo liows And from hid lips the last call hears Tho slow, sad-footed years 1 New Orleans Times-Democrat. FROM. SEVEN TO NINE. Seven o'clock in tho morning, and anabel Clifton's wedding day 1 The sunshine drifted through the half dosod blinds and danced upun the white Wall of the . upper room in tho Eliza bethan tower of the Cliftons' river-town rilln. This littlo apartment, usually in Itudicd order, whs strewn with incon gruous draperies, and was, as one might ny, in dishevolmcnt. Anabel was still .sleop. She did not stir .when her mother and her nurse tho aged nurse ot all tho family of pi.rht. nf wimm leventeen-year-old Anabel was the eldest I ind the favorite climbed ut the narrow tairway from tho nurs, and stood at-k the curtained entrance an, inff in. It is not in a sleeper to withstand des pciatoly earnest gliwes, and Anabel's eyeiids trembled, then imfo'doH . sl.o iad been deeply asleen. for she nepmn.l to como slowly back from the mysterious world as sho fixed her eyes on the two mute ligures and gradually recognized lhem. Ao nooner had ono ray of recogni.ant Consciousness passed from her than one of the visilors the mother vanished. There had been somothing o girlishly, so almost babyishly, inno cent in the sweet littlo sleeping face.and lomething so unspeakably dear in its awakening, that she could not trust her 'Clf to linger. Sho stole down the stair way, and catching up from its crib her youngest darlinir. a mrl. and of nil hnr children most like her fresh, faultless, ucauuiiii Anauci, sne Durst int a pas sion of weeping. The old nurse advanced. "Como, MissAmbel, high time ye war tfStirrin'. An' dis ycr weddin' day. an' de pres cn's a-fluddin' in hansum. Come, honey, bes' put on yer dressin'-gown and lebo lie flxin' till affcr brcakfas'. For Dinah :he gonu got sech a brcakfas'; all do tibbics yer fond ob, Miss Ambol, br'iled rhicken, abblo tart, cberyting enviting. 1'ut dis yere's yer weddin' time, an' honey, dere isn't sech a bride ebery day."' J "Such a happy, happy bride!" taid Anabel. She had slipped from her bed in a winkling, and htood beside her dusky friend, with her hand on the cumbrous ihouldcr, and her roseate face fondly sear the dnrk-hued, wrinkled, but ever kindly ono. She kissed the old goodie a kiss on her forehead. "Such a happy, happy, bride!" said Anabel. 8 o'clock A. M. Breakfast ovea, but hardly tasted, in spite of "tibbies." Oh, why do they keep tho pet morsels of. life until the exact moment when 'tis impos sible to swallow them? ' 'May the children come in?" asked a voice, cheerily. A rush of little ones. They climb on Anabel's knee, they kiss her, they hug her. May, tho eldest, steals her arm around the white neck, and takes one of tho long bright golden curls of "the bride'' between her lips. Jancey, the favorite brother, blurts out: "Oh, what a fool you arc, Nannie, to go and leave us! Such lots of fun as we had ahead, too!" "And wo love you so!" whispers May. "Oh, you darlirtgs!" cries AnlAel, springing from her chair, and tumbling down the youngsters without noticing. "Bridget! nursie!" &he cnllstothe maids in the anteroom, "tike the children away directly." She can hardly restrain her tears until she is obeyed, and the door closes upon the IHtlo tlgurc. Then murmuring to herself, "But I must not cry and spoil my eyes, for it is my wedding day," she weeps bitterly. U o'clu kA.Af. The bridal dress arrived at last. "If it had not been for J 's intluence in the custom-house it would never have got through in time, and you would have to be married n " "Has it come?'1 says Anabel, perfectly indifferently. Yes; a superb chef-tTautrlol Parisian costuming. W hite tulle over white satin, the tulle studded all over with white i'tismine and orange blossouts; the veil lordered with orange blossoms; a corsage knot of jasmine and orange, and wreath (or coiffure to match. Anabel rejected tho bouquet of the corsage. "1 shall wear these at least natural flowers," she said. "An' de n:it'ral flowers am here," said the o'd nurse. "Dey am comfo' suah, 'long wid Massa Franklin's wedlin' gif, lietter late den neber! A cross ob em rils, .Mi.vs Ambel. Missus jes peeked in, an' I miscovcred. A mighty pretty gif for Massa Franklin." And tne fond creature gave Anabel a strange pene trating glance a n-proachful glance, if anything go affectionate could be culled repn.achful. 10 o'clock A. Jf. Anabel has tried on the wedding dress. Her groomsman and brideinuids have come to practice the formalities of 'ha ceremony. The eldest brothei, Janoey, with a look f great seriousness, personates the brKSj groom; May, with no seriousness at all, personates the clergyman. Then Ana- TIONESTA. PA, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1886. 'lAi, alone in the tower room, Ji?.-neum-brcd of the bridal dres, glancflj into Rio small jewel case enclosing tlfa cros of emeralds, Franklin Monroe's gift. "! would wear it if I could,'' he says to herself, "only a bride must be in" pure white. What a lovely color thc-e stones have! I do not wonder that tired lan- (Q.darics rest their eyes upon emeralds. I wouia UKf, to wear it, for I love oh, in deed I love Cousin Franklin next best to mother noxt best in all the world to mother and Eugene." At tho very thought of therrtmo "Eu gene, " Ahsbel Clifton colored, hho was muli in love with the young man Eu gene Sands.her chosen husband deeply in love, although she had known him scarcely three monthr and but for his high credentials, his wJLlth and position,, his Impetuous per-fsl&ftce in hastening tho marriage, and, the urgent fatality (that precipitates a love-match, Anabelja 'sole guardian, her mother, could nfl. have been persuaded to part so early with her child. ."And to day I' shall be his wife!" gasped An ibel, with asudden time-stroke on her heart, half dread, half ecstasy. H o'clock A. M. "A noto for you, Miss-Clifton," says a servant, breaking up Anabel's solitude. , 12 o'clock M. Anabel is lying motion less in a "dead faint," and the ceremony tol e at three I Tho news spread through the house like wUdfire. The mother, the nurse, and thp dAtor, hastily summoned, were at her.bedside. , snor neocr tainted nore in .Acr brC8fs6'1 lifetime," said the old nurse, "Sui.li''n's happened fo' auah." - "b )no 8ilFi bnb had a noto sent to, her." some ggestcd. St.o disasiifvd immedi- Qciy mo servant wno umrgutit; tiieo a sharp call was heard aoay. When the Uiwcr room was reached.. Vnabel hlf 811 retched on the floo ir?uleath-liko swoon. Where was the note that a mo ment beforo sho must have had in her hand? It was nowhere to be found. 1 o'clock 1 M. Tho flower decorators busy in finishing the fragrant ornament of the house, nothing remaining to be done but to hang the shields of camellias in the halls, and twine tho bnlusters of tho stairs with pink carnations and smilax. Timo for tho bride to be at her toilet; the hairdresser is in waiting. "I must sco my mother all alone," said Anabel, still white as a ghost, and almost smothered by the anxious thronging of her attendants. "I want her with me quite .alone." "Den swaller dis ycre quietin' bowlob nourishin', . Miss Ambel, an' bear up, honey; missus afrubbled enuf areddy." Anabel draniS? strengthening potion unquostioningryVThen the authoritative croue ordered everyone from the tower room, and tho mother, pale as her child, came to the bedside. . "Dear mother," said Anabal a id tho fond eyes that looked upon her as sho spoke seemed t seo before their wistful gae no longcjsa child, but a woman a child quickfyTJut surely agcl into tho lot of woman. "Dear mother, this is my weddjnjj day, but I have changed my mind. Don't be troubled, dear; 'tisr only aborji trifle. I shall be married" she spoke on, hurriedly, "to-day. At three o'clock every one will be here, of courst, and I may bo a little latfT. I have changed my mind, dear mother, about my first groomsman." Anabei had a choice in this, because her lover Eugene Sands, was but a stranger in the town an Englishman arrested upon a pleasure tour by tho fascination of Ana bel. "I want Couin Fr.mklinto be sent for immediately." "My darling," sa"id the mother, with gentle hesitation, "I will do just as you say, for I want everything to please you to-day. But do you think it is quite kind to Franklin, who has loved you so long and faithfully, and who, although we cIlR him so for affection, is not really your cousin, remember do you think it is quite kind in you to ask him to accept such a conspicuous place in this ordeal f" Annbcl sank back on her pillow with an ashy lino drawn about hcxjjps threat ening another swofcn. "I muree him," sho niunnercd. "Send for him, dear mother, If "you lovo your little Anabel. Send for him at onc" 2 o'clock- P. M. "Is Cousii Franklin blow? Tell him to'pleasego into the library and takoabook. 1 shall bo ready to receive him presently. And now bring the hair-dreHer; then dress me as quickly as possible.? This was Anabel's 'order. When every touch was complete went to the mir ror, and for rive raSjiutcs or more so they said afterward-looked at tho re flo tion of herself tradily. "Is this you, Atel Clifton?" they heard her say; and x Jen she came back to her mother amlMaho children, who waited to view her.ind showed herself ; darling to them, ill smile. ,i o'clo r. M. l ajriagcs rolling up to the door. The drawing-rooms in splen dor; the receptions-rooms on tho upper floors filling with opera-cloaked guests and with gentlemen drawing on their light gloves ; th bridemaids and gr joius men grouped in an anteroom ap-irt. "Tell Couin Franklin he may rome to me." said Anabel. She was now in tho radiance of her licauty, two bright roses glowing freshly Km her cheeks, for so youth masks with bloom its fever; her eyes violct-liddcA radiant, sho whis pered to her moth, who was the la-t to lin;er: "Darlirij $ bring him yourself, and then leave Ll for ten, for twenty minutes." She wro glancing toward the d'Tising-table, and added, without change of voice: "Stay a moment, dear mother. Let me see if the ribbon is secure on my fan. Yes, everything is in order." And so, never suspecting the storm that was sweeping over a soul distruiBed in this smiling calm, Anabel's mother loft her. 4 o'clock I'. M. An hour after the time fixed for the wedding. The bridemaids and groomsmen becoming very impa tient. Anabel still lingers in her tower. FranklhrMonroe is seated in the window seat at her side. Fortunately for the order of the day, ana .wiatwl's sudden wish, he is in full dress. lie had intended to be present at this marriage, cost hint what pnng it might. "Cousin Franklin, said Anabel C!?f ton, "I am in very great sorrow, and naturally in my sorrow I turn to a trusted friend." At this moment a knock at the door demanded attention. "Every one is waiting," a voice said; "but Mr. Sandf has not come. Mrs. Clifton will send to his hotel, if Miss Anabel is willing." "Sond for him," said Anabel. And Franklin thought tliat he saw her shud der. lie glanced at his watch, as at tin doflr ho reiterated th,e most inaudible or der, lie returned, irpubled. "Tell me,'.' he said'the cause of yur sorrow. I will help yoi'vlf I can. You can trust me you knoir Ihat, Anabl to my lifo's end." ."if Anafjel hadjillowedjb in his earnest ness tJwp WwiCAtyhifc-glovcd hand. He felt that it was ice-cold. Then she went to her bureau t.h hilrean rillpd phat morning of all its djlicatclytitchcd treasure quite empty Trow, excepting one drawer, which Apabel unlocked. Hic took fiom it an unsealed note the message that, with a woman's new-b'orn instinct of "veiling her heart from the wotfJi,',he 4vai concealed and turned tho lock upon before, in the uncon trollable climax of her misery, she had cried for help, and fallen as they had found her, in a death-like swoon. ..She stood still, lookiftif downward,and holding the unsealed uffin her hand. Another knock, nflther message. "Mr. Sands has left his hotel. Th, thought he was to lea town by the 4 i0 express,. What shirt we do, Miss Annbcl?' ... . . "Send to tho depot," wrts the order. She flew to franklin's side. Sh clasped his "hand. "i;ear friend," sht said, "you have loved me truly for so long. You love mo now, do you not!" Something forbado the loyal soul of Franklin Mouroo to say "I lovo you'' to an allianced bride. But his eloquent eyes, his earnest face, gave assurance to Anabel, Ho said: "1 am at your com mand." She put the letter into his hand. J Io glanced over tho passionate pro tcttations, the plea for forgiveness, the breaking of a heart at Anabol's feet, to comprehend tho ono marked sentence tnat explained why the announced mar riage was unlawful, impossible why Eugene Sands had fled. 4e more message, "No tidings from the railway depot. Mr. Sands has not been scan thero to-day. The pooplo are very impatient. Mrs. Clifton sends tc Ttnow what we shall say." "Say I am eoimng," said Anabel. She closed the 'door.- She -was almost I fabulous in her brilliant beauty as, in f. ce of her mingled love and resolve; sho returned to Franklin. Sho tore from the knot ofrange blos toms that had accompffrheW Franklin's gift, - and whjch was already clasped against the bosom of her bridal dress, one flower, and fastened it ki his vest. 5 o'clock P. M. Two houfs late; but at last -the wedding march strikes up. The bride is coming! Tjie long delay is regarded by the visits "Sho looks like an angel," they saicTJ One riveted gaze at the bride, and then all eyes turned upon the bridegroom. Already bridemaids and groomsmen had rallied from the shock of surprise. The throng of guests accepted their as tonishment as best they might. Anabel's ,1 ,H...i.i;., in, luuiurr, -.f.uiu nuu w mutiny, toward her darlincr when the coilcl'b en-l tered, with its surprising denouement, murmured "Thank Heaven 1" Theyoung bride's loveliness subdued everybody Even the children behaved discreetly, beyond alK"preedent, in extreme exi gency of children's behavior. The" whole household the whole town, in fact hniknuj4in Aaa's t5tion, and theolial bei'iTTlo lack oFtmpathetio indignation when ljtijjhjte.be Anabel's lover was usurpff by an arrogant stranger. . . (1 o'difk F.T. I nder tho marriage bell of lilies and white roses, a married wonan, Anab Monroe. And every one pushing up to kiss and congratulate tho bride. And fb bridegr"o? lie was ecpiafto thejwrasion a good deal to say of a mftwd, in addition to th usual nervousness ascribtflWhe mascj line iftoodfi such an occasion, had known in the 'Vapid experience of a mo ment the traction from despair to tri umph, j u'elocic l'.i$r. In her traveling aress, and in the carriage ; the adieux all made ; the luck-propitiating shoe,. May's pet embroidered slipper, to be framed in a glass case eventually, tlungCtor the re ceding, wheels in the hiJwny. The Bound of the dance tread aifl the music pours into the open air. fl from be tween half-barred blinds or a window not far off an anxious, grief-drawn face follows with its guilty eyes the carriage receding in tho avenue's sunj reddened dusk. 8 o'clock P. companajnent in a p ilaee-car destined to stoi at Jrest Point. Booms bespoken by telegraph, which at morning shall ihow tlfb diwn's superb outlook upon a ofel path win 5jg to the river's edge, Harwell- know flirtation Path, frehhte for , Franco Monroe with a memory eflrst , lovcifiist love buried, as he thought, but irVikcned by fate at last so strange- j ly, i3fJazlingly, from the bleeping, not I dead;nast. Iu 4 ho car alone, a bride and bride- grooV "llisin Franklin," says the new-raaa wife vi ousin" (she cannot drop at ouc the on-time term), "you are sure, per fcctlfeure, are you not, that you love me?' J "l'J'feetly sure," not very audibly, not very steadily, but stung to his soul witliio blissful assurance of the truth of hia'-sertion, her husband answers. "I love you!" said Anabel. 11 o'clock P. M. A moonlight night. All well ! Hudson Biver express train en tering tho Highlands. laifer'$ Weekly, $1 50 PER ANNUM SELECT SIFTLVGS. fl In old calendars the saints' days were marked with red letters. An? lucky day is now called a "red-letter day." A European economist reckons that there are on the face of the globe 47,500,- 000 head of cattle and 105.000,000 sheep. At the conclusion of the play, or of the epilogue, it wss formerly customary for the actors to kneel down on the stage and pray fsr tho sovereign, nobility, clergj, and sometimes for .the commons. An artesian well at Lemore, Dak., sunk for railroad uses, is attracting at tention on account of its medical quali ties. It is said that its oontinnal use will put an end to a desire for alcoholic drinks. ..... Three hundred natives of the West Indies of both sexes were sent to Spain as slaves during te reign of Ferdinand and Isabella. This was an net of re taliation for the murder of Spaniards in the Ne World. Tho wone place in the country where the most railroad trains pass is said to be the Union Depot, Elizabeth, N. J. A man was put on for the purpose last -eck, and counted up 3,255 as the total, and iu one day of twenty-four hours, 600: Jtis a crossing at tho street level, too. - " A London paper says: "Eighteen hundred and eighty-six began on a Fri day, will end on a Friday, and contains fifty-three Fridays. Four months in the year have five Fridays. Five changea of the moon occur on a Friday, and both the longest and shortest days in the twelve months are on Fridays. This might, indeed, be termed a Friday yeir." In England high treason was once pun ished byj dragging at the horse's tail, through the streets frem tho prison to tho place of execution ; or by plucking out and burning the entrails, while the Erisoner was yet alive; or by hanging y tho neck, so as not to destroy life ; also by beheading, quartering, and the exposure of the fragments of the body in such places as tho king should uircct. It has been found by Dr. Tuit that the ear in women can perceive higher notes that is, sounds with a greater number of vibrations per second than the ear of men. Tho highest limit of human hearing is somewhere between forty-one and farty-two thousand vibrations per secocil. Few persons have equal sensi bilities to acute sounds in both cars, tho right car usually hearing a higher noto than the left. The lowest continuous sounds have about sixteen vibrations per second. Some Anecdotes of Stonewall Jackson. In the October Century is a collection of "Personal Bcminiscences of Stone wall Jackson," from which we quote as follows: "Talking with him once about some subject of casuistry or prevarica tion, I put the question direct to him: 'Did you ever tell a lie?' Pausing, as was his invariable manner before giving a categorical answer, i.s if for an intro spective review of his consciousness, ho said : " 'Yes; but only once, so far as I can remember. I was hading my men through a rank chaparral, infested by Mexican guerrillas. The balls were fly ing incessantly, and tho broad leaves of the tropical plants were being, riddled through and through. They became panic-stricken, and, notwithstanding m"y repeated order for advance, they hung back. Stepping some distance in front of them, into a narrow pass, where the bullets were whizzing round my head, and the foliage was being cut to ribbons, 1 called out: "'Follow me, men! Don't you see, there is 9 danger? " ' "He never posted a letter without cal culating whether it would have to travel on Sunday to reach its place of destina tion, and if so, he would not mail it till Monday morning. Still further did ho carry his Puritanical observance. Un numbered times have I known him to receive important letters so late on Sat urday night that he would not bieak his fixed resolution never to use his eyes, which were eiy delicate, by artificial light; he would carry tho letter in his pocket till Monday morning, then rise with the fffh to. read tam.. "In tho winter of '(51-'(i2, while Jack son's forces were at Winchester, he sent a brigade to destroy the canal leading to Washington. The expedition proved a failure; and ho attributrd it, in some measure, to the fact that Sunday had been needlessly tribnas ed upon. So when a second cxpediiion was planned he determine there should bo no Sabbath-breaking connected w th it that he could prevent. The advance was to bo made early on Monday morning. On Saturdaft; he ordered my husbamUfM onel Preston, at that time on his stall ) to seo thtlt the necessary powdor Jwas in readiness. The quartermaster could not lind a sufficient qumtity in Winchester on Saturday, but during Sunday it was procured, Sunday evening the fict in some way pot to Jackson's ears. At a very early hoTiron Monday he dispatchod an officer to Shcpherdstowu for other powder, which was brought. Then sum moning Colonel Preston, ho said, very decisively : " 'Colonel, I desire that you will see that the powder which is used for this expedition is not the powder that. was procured c Sunday.' " Jloth Waiting. There's a flush in her satin cheek to night, i And hor heart is palpitating. And her eyes art) tilled with love's kweet light; Fur hur beau the maid is waiting. Ah! would that a friend the youili would warn The visit he'll dearly rue For htr pa with a club behind the baru In awaiting hib uuuiiug, t o. Boston Oouritr. RATES OP ADVERTISING. 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The tiller end Thou grapest safely In thy firm, strong grip; Thine eyes fcre strange, They seem to range Beyond sea, sky and clouds and struggling ship, Beyond the foam." Pilot "I see my homo Brown cottage eaves round which the swal lows dip." . III. "What seest thou, friend? Black leagues extend On all sides round alxmt thy bark and thee; Not one star speck Above the dock Abates the darkness cTThe midnight sea; The waves' throats rear" Pilot "I see the shore, And eyes that plead with God for mine and me." George Barlow, in Boston HeralcL, HUMOR OF THE DAT. A designing man The architect." Large revolvers The earth and moon. A cool baseball player Tho ice pitcher. Tho motto of the sheriff Hold fast -f that which is goods Tvl-li ts. Question of tho chiropodist "Do you ,.' acknowledge tho corn'f Detroit Free Press. Some tilings aro most valuable when they are upside down. A figure G, for Instance. Pliilidljih!a Call. "A handsome woman is dangerous," says an exchange. Perhaps this is the reason why so many men court danger. Neic JIaren Atics. Summer boarder "I have heard that silk tassels grow on your corn'" Farmer "Yes, miss, regular gros grain silk it Is, tco. Lowell Citizen. . It is stated that Henry Clay never was at a loss for a word. From this it is evi dent that Henry never jammed his thumb in a door. Aetc Haven Reus. Mamma (to Noel, who is inclined to be talkative) "Hush, Noel! llavon't I told you often that littlo boys should be seen and not heard?" .Noel "Yes, mamma, but you don't look af MieJ" A musical composer writes: MIIave . you noticed my 'March for the Piano V " We have not. When we observe any one march for the piano we invariably march -f in another direction. 'l'cxns Sijtings, "Jessio!" "Yes'm." "What are you crying for?" "I.aura hit mo on tho head." "Where?" "That's tho matter. I tried to keep the murk t 11 I gt home to show you, and, boo-hooT it's gone away." Chitwjo Ldjcr. t -.- Wise Matron "Yes,, my son, I ear nestly hope you and AlUs lHank will make a match of it; I likelier exceed ingly." Her Son "Put .Miss Blank is su h a giggler." "Oh! she will get over that after she's married." Omalut WvrU. "What's home rulo, John," asked his wife at tea, "That the papers talk of so?" John looked as sad ux he could bo, And gnaned in utter misery, "I wished I didn't know." Tid-Bi's. They were spoaking of a Buffalo bride's trousseau. "Were her robes made in Paris?" one asked. "Oh. no," another one said; "they .were made in Uuffalo. She takes pride in jwWfina-'i " nothing but Uuffalo robes.."s .b : !' 4 Hun. "Kxcuso me dearest;" he said, disen tangling himself. Then he stalkeij.to .V the edge of tho voranda, and fiercely de-. manded: "Hoy, what aro you lurking v about tho front gate for at this timo o' ' night?" "Morniu' papers, sir?" New York tlun. . --' . 4' IV. ' Poetical Grammar. ". The following verses are old, but are' V well worth republication and preserva tion from oblivion, for they are doubtless tho briefest grammar of the .ugun langiiago in existence: I. Three little words you often see. Are articles a, an, and the. II. A ni un's the name of anything, As school, or gardou, hoop, or swing. - III. Ad iiK'tivtn. the kind of noun. As grout, small, pretty, white, or brown. IV. Instead of nouns the pronouns stand llor head, his lace, your arm, my hand. "'V. Verhs toll something to 1)0 doue To read, count, laugh, biug, jump, or ruu. VI. How things are done the adve.-bs tell, As slowly, quickly, ill, or well. VIL Conjunctions jolu the words together As inenauil w onion, w ind or weather. VIII. The preposition stands before A noun, as iu, or through the door. IX. The Interjection shows surprise, As Oh! how pretty. Ah: how wise. Tho whole are called niue parts of spee -h, Uhi U n-aling, writing, spetikiiig loach Sioux Falls, I). T.. intends having an ite palace aud carnival next wintei. -