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Upon aa indictment for selling or of fering for salo of oleomargarine un marked, the Supremo Court of Oregon lately hold that it was not necessary to prove any overt act of offering it for sale In an unidentified condition, but that tho mere possession of it and placing it in a storo with other articles held for tale was sufficient to warrant a iury in finding that the tamo was offered for salo. Tho following table, which tho Roch ester (N. Y.) Post-Rj-prent has prepared with great care from many sources, shows tho number of times tho veto power has been ueod by the twenty-two men who have filled tho Presidential chair: 'WthUinRton 2 Taylor 0 Ailnms 0 Fillmore 0 jHlloraon 0 Tierce 10 Madison II Buchanan 4 Monroe 1 Lincoln 1 Adams 0 Johnson 21 Jackson 11 Grant 25 Van Jiuren 0 Hnves 12 Harrison 0 Uarrleld 0 Tvlor 9 Arthur 4 Folk 3 Cleveland (so far). Ill Tho English organization known as "Undo Toby's Dicky-bird Society" boasts of members in France, Germany, Italy, ' Sweden, Gibraltar, Constantinople, Hong Kong," South Americn, many parts of Cuuada and the United States. Within less thnu a decado since its initiation the organization has just ri ached in its ranks tho grand total of 100,000 members. Each niembor has signed this pledge: "I hereby promiso to bo kind to all living things; to protect them to the utmost of my power; to food tho birds in winter time, and never tako or destroy their nesls. ' A writer for the Boston Herald says that tho construction of tho American railways has practically quadrupled the cflicicncy of tho nrmy on the Mexican frontier, and tho ability to put the troops into the frontier States whore trouble generally begins gives the Federal Gov ernment a scn80 of security which wns never felt before, Tho Mexican soldier, though largely recruited from the crim inal class by that system of compulsory service based on army enlistment being made tho alternative of vegetating in prison, is a good fighter, lie has recently done some eflcctivo work in the Yaqui war in Sonora, and, as a trailer of savage Indiuns, may be relied on to fight hard and march far, and all this on very light rations. All sorts of quver trades flourish in New York, and ono of the queerest is the purchase and sale of current coins. A printed list of quotations, tent out daily by a reputable lirm, gives the mar ket value of all sorts of specie. A Vic toria sovcrign is quoted at $4.80, but an old sovereign may bo had for $4.7.). United States halves, quarters and dimes are from to per cent, under par, and tralo dollars are worth only 71 cents. Mexican dollars aro divided into firsts and seconds, and are rated at 73 and 72 cents. Thero is a shave of 19 cents upon Central American and South American dollars. A New York club man to whom one of tho circulars was sent, and who proposed to save money by buying some depreciated currency in which to pay hit debts, was rebuked by his associates. "I would savo $20 on every $100," hi! protested. "You will savq the whole 109 by not paying," was the prompt re joinder. Some correspondents have made in quiries about tho water towers used by the New York Fire Department, and the b.tter show that there is much curiositj in distant places concerning those con trivanccs which enable the firemen to extinguish flames in lofty buildings in this city without danger. A water towei is a huge iron tube, supported on a truck by a turn-table. Tlio big end of the tubt is fastened to the tablo by moans of n hinge and cog wheels, which are moved by a crank. By turning the crank two men can elevate tho tube from a hori zontal to a vertical position. Tho tube is in sections, and these sections aro un screwed and packed on the truck except when the tower is brought iuto play at a fire. When the tower is raised in front of a burning building the hose from two or three fire engines can bo connected with the lower end of the tube and the water pumped by all the engines goes up through the tube and out of a big noz.el at the top. A wire cable enables the firemen to raise or depress the end of tho no.zel, while the motion of the turn table works the noz.el iu another direc tion. The tower is used to throw large streams of water directly into the upper stories of high buildings when flames in tho lower stories prevent the firemen fiom entering, or when the front walls me too unsafe to permit the firemen to reach the upper windows by means of ladders. The New York Fire Depart .nient has three water towers at present, !but only two of them are kept in active COMPENSATION, The sun when setting In the west, Its daily course lias run; The rising moon has only then Its journey vast begun. And thus, vthen one bowpd down with years, Pinks gladly tt his rest, Another soul appears on earth A heaven sent bequest -Mri. Mumma, in Good Housekeeping. GAY FEATHER. It was nightfall of a November day. The dull red disk of the setting sun was lowly sinking behind the peak of a dis tant "divide." It dropped from the sharp point, und instantly a flood of mel low light poured along the sky, bringing out in bold relief the long, jugged out lino of the rungo, tinting the white uapped peiks with soft rose color, and, by vivid contrast, making still blacker the vide expanse of -the plains with their herbage burnt by recent fires. To the left was a small cretk whoso winding course was marked by a fringe of scrubby willows, and whose waters flowing down from the rocky heart of the mountain, were chilled by the eternal snows. Suddculy, far to the eastward, there appeared amid the purple and brown shadows, a strange, lurid glow, and be hind it, a writhing, serpentine length like tho trailing body til a huge dragon with a single gleaming eye. It swept along, tho light grew larger, there was a prolonged whistle whose shrill echoes were repeated from the distant rocky re cesses, and then the express with its long line of cars steamed into the little station at Amcrilla and stopped short with many a snort and sizzle. As usual, a crowd had assembled to greet -its arrival. A score of miners "from up tho gulch," several officers from the garrison, two or three Mexicans wiih clanking spurs and gay-striped blankets, togethor with sundry women and children a:l laughing and chatting. To the left of tho station, "a party of In dians formed a picturesque group. All w re mounted on shaggy ponies. Among them was n young girl with a smooth, well shaped face, bright tyei and lithe form, tho was dress' d more gayly than tho two elderly squaws who were her companions. A Wight blanket was thrown over hor slender shoulders, and beneath it wns a dress of red and blue striped calico. Her feet were incased in neat moccasins, trimmed with colored porcupine quills; a Btring of beads was around her neck, and in her long black hair were braided vari-hued feathers. Her face woro neither the heavy stolidity nor tho half-repressed ferocity of her race its expression was gentle, almost mel ancholy. There was a pathetic droop to the sensitive lips, and a mild, pleading look in her stt, dark eyes. As the train e topped, she leaned for ward oi her poify, an eager, expectant look overspreading her face. Among tho first to alight from the cars was a tall, handsome man, wearing an officer's uni form: and clofely following him came the tiim. dainty figure of a pretty young lady, who, amid tho motley crowd, seemed like some delicate blossom dropped down in a tangle of weeds. The women at the station stared at her with unaffected admiration, not un minglcd with a little envy. "Heigh! But she's a rare one!" ex claimed Jenny, tho Scotch sergeant's wife. "She's as dainty as a bit of heather!"' "Humph! A ftuck-up baggage, I'll warrant ; though, for the matter o' that, her gownd isn't silk even!" said Mrs. Grosse, the wife of tho "agent," who, rich in her husband's spoils, gloried in the possession of the ooly satin dress at Amcrilla. "Weel, fdie's a bonny brido, anyhow," persisted Jenny, "an I don't wonder that tho Lieutenant feels proud of her." "And I wonder what Gay Feather '11 say," said Mrs. Grosse, with a disagree able liitih and a knowincrlook at the Tn- ! dian iil we have mentioned. 1 ho latter caught both glance and re mark. A faint, red glow overspread her dusky checks. She drew herself up proudly, uttered a brief word of com mand to her nanv and dashed awav through ihe crowd, the mud from her j Dorse s heels plentifully bespattering n. Grosse's gowu. "Drat these redskins!" muttered tho agent's wife. But Gay Feather heeded not this be nign remark She kept steadily on her way toward where the rose-tinged sky bent down and touched the gloom of the earth. Iler lithe form, gracefully erect, stood out in fine relief against the fast fading light. . The young bride turned to look at her. "Isn't that one of your Indian belles i" the asked, ".su't she pretty, Kllisf I wonder if I could ever learn to ride like that! Do look at heri" "Hush!' said Lieutenant Armand. "Don't stop here." His voice sounded strangely harsh, and, half frightened at its tone, the pretty bride looked uo intD his face. It was white and stern, but relaxed a little at her appealing glance. "I didn't mean to be severe, Amy," he said, pressing thi small hand resting on his arm. "But I want to get into our cabin as oukkly as possible. There's a rough set here, and I can't bear to have you stared at." Young Mrs. Armand soon realized that she was indeed among a "rough set." True, she found novelties, but there was little poetry. Instead, the plain prose of human nature, degraded beyond anything she had ever seen. Amerilla was not a pleasant place for a refined woman. But Lieutenant Aruiaud had not thought much about that when he took his bride from her Kastern home. It was not in his selfish nature to be very cous'derate of others. Though not bad at heart, his early training had been void of those in fluences which tend to mold character aright, and his flfter-life had been wild and irregular. But he had determined to reform now, for he loved this fair maiden with no fleeting passion, but a strong abiding affection.- There wore times, though, when he was sent on duty to tho fort or to various trading-stations that she could not help feeling lonely and homeless. Upon a certain day.during oneof these instances, as she sat in her cabin, striving to interest herself in a book, sho heard the voice of Mrs, Grosse, who lived next to her, raised in shrill anger. "You go 'long, you impudent bag gage? We don't want none o' your kind here! What if your young ono is sick an' like to die it'll be good riddance to bad rubbish! (Jo home to some of your Big Medicine Men an' let them chatter their gibberish over him! You shan't get noth:n' here, so go 'long! Leave, I say, or I'll set the dog on ye !" Amy Armand opened the door and looked out. A few rods away, crouching amid the knotted buffalo-grass, was the Indian girl she had noticed on the night of her arrival Gay Feather. She had a little papoose with her not strapyed on" her back as was the custom but carried tenderly in her arnvs. Its small face was wasted and pain-drawn. Poor Gay Feather's own fae was haggard with anxiety. She sprang to her feet as Amy ap proached her, and, uttering a brief ex clamation in her native tongue, was about to move swiftly away. But the young wife laid her white, restraining hand on the dusky shoulder. "Don't be afraid of me," she said, gently. "Tell me what you want, and, perhaps, I can help you." Mrs. Gros'o regarded the two from her doorstep. She gave a shrill, unpleasant laugh. "To think o' you a-talkin' to her 1" she muttered, with a significance that was quite lost on Amy. And with that she went in, banging the door after her. "Is the baby sick?" continued Amy. Gay Feather seemed to hesitate before answering. Yet somehow, Amy's sym pathetic face and voice exerted a magic influence. "Yes, papoose very sick him die!" she said, at last, with a pathetic brev ity. "Oh, maybe not! lie has a fever, I see. You want medicine for hitni" Gay Feather's face brigtened. "Yes," sho said. "But agent's squaw say No! She drove poor Indian away ! be lieve Great Father at Washington not know what devil agent's wife is!" and there was an angry flash from the dark eyes. Amy Armand was the eldest of a largo family. She was used to children and children's diseases. He practiced eyes saw at once what the baby needed, and, after asking a few questions, she ran into thu cabin, and going to her medicine chest, drew from it the required drugs. These, together with a few Mm, le direc tions, she gave to Gay Feather, and with a softened, grateful look, the Indian girl departed. Winter with its drifting snows and icy blizzards swept over the plains, burying the little station at Amerilla in tempor ary oblivion. But even tho dreariest season comes to an end, and presently Amy Armand awoke to a consciousness that, after all, nature had garments of beauty with which to clothe this barren desolation. With the coming of the spring sunshine, the scrubby grass melted into a thick carpet, dotted here and there with the gorgeous blue, scar let and yellow of Western blossoms. The pale green of tho willows stood out against the darker color of the hills, and the creek, warm now and limpid, swept on amid flowery banks. But in the midst of this freshness and beauty was a horror greater thau thaof storms and isolation a horror that daily increased. Humors came that the In dians on tin neighboring reservation, rebellious after the long winter of de privation, and conscious that they had been shamefully cheated by the dishonest ngent, were now, like hungry wolves, getting ready to spring forth upon their oppressors. As yet they were sil -nt but it was that sullen, ominous silence which precedes a storm. Bnt here and there council-fires lighted up the evening shadows, aud now and then an Indian dashed by, and a glimpse at his face re revealed it dabbled in ochre and ver milion. But this did not seem to trouble the agent. Job Grosse was a fit companion for his coarse spouse. lie was an igno rant, rough fellow, wholly unprincipled in his deulings with the Indians. To him they were as so many dogs, to be kicked and cursed, lie laughed con temptuously when some of his more timid companions hinted of war-paint and "pow-wows," and begged that he would have the feeble garrison rein forced. The fact was, the station at Amerilla had never been so poorly guarded as now. Lieutenant Armand, together with a dozen men, had gone ten miles west ward to a trading-station, it was not without misgivings that he left Amy behind. Well-trained soldier that he was, he sniffed dunger from afar. "Good-by. sweetheart," he said, at Jarting. "Take good care of yourself. '. fcwear somehow I dread to leave you ! But cheer up! When I come back, I will see if I can't get stationed at some larger post; it will be far safer and more pleasant for you." A night or two after his departure. Amy was awakened from a sound sleep. She sat up in bed ga.ing about her with a bewildered air. For a minute every thing wai quiet. The soft moonlight of a May evening streamed in at the one small window, and away in the distance sounded the rippling waters of the reek, lint suddenly demon aeal yells broke the serene sileuce. Then came pistol bhots and wild commotion. Trembling in every limb, Amy sprang from her bed and hurriedly dressed herself. Flinin; a shawl around her, sec opened the door ane cautiously peered out." It was as iihc had feared. The Indians were attacking the station. Already the air rang wilh tho shrieks of the dying. Hick with horrcr. Amy turned to flee, she scarcely knew whither, when sud denly from out the shadow of a tall Cot tonwood tree near by, thero sprang a lithe figure it was Gay Feather. "Come, paleface lady, come with me quick 1" sho panted, seizing Amy by the arm. For an instant the young wife hesita ted. Was this treachery? she asked her self. One glance at the Iedian girl's sin cere though anxious face reassured her. "Where are we going?" she asked, as they sped ulong in the darkness. "Mc not tell now no time talk! Hurry !" Down among the willows by the creek was found the shaggy pony, tied, as Gay Fcathor had evidently left him. "Him little, but sttong," she said. He carry us both." They mounted tho animal, and guided by the Indian gir's careful hand, she stepped on briskly. Behind them the sky was all ablaze with tho burning sta tion. Before them the dark expanse of the plains stretched away till it met the silver-tipped gray of the horizon. "You are very kind, (Jay Feather," said Amy, patting the dusky arm thrown around her. "How came you to think of saving me?" "Me know Indians kill um at station. Me no care for agent nor agents's squaw; and all the rest bad, too. But you you give medicine for little papoose. He get well laugh, crow, kick he's little foots. Me not want you killed, so rae come Hist! what is thatl" Suddenly, like a dark wind-cloud, a band of warriors dashed by them, in mad pursuit of a fugitive soldier. The sav ages were too intent on overtaking their victim tto perceive tho horso Bnd its riders, all of which were in the shadows of the willow.. Instinctively, Gay Feather leaned forward to screen Amy from random shots, and as she did so a stray bullet pierced her own side. Without a groan, she slipped from the saddle and sank upon tho grass. The pony, as if conscious that some accident had taken place, stood still. Amy alighted and knelt beside the Indian girl. "Gay Feather, my poor friend! Are you much hurt!" she whispered. Gay Feather looked up and smiled. "Me hurt bad think. But never mind, pretty paleface! You "take pony and go on. Follow creek. Keep . in shadow be careful let no Indians get you. Hurry 1" "No! no I I can't leave you so! Do you hear, good girl?" But the faithful Indian woman made no response ; she had sunk into a state of unconsciousness. .' Amy sat beside her and drearily waited. As long as she lives she will never forget that night ! The distant yells died away; the lurid gleams from the burning station faded out of the sky; all was silent, save the moan of the night-wind and the murmur of the waters, sharply broken now and then by tho yelp of a prowling coyote. After hours of agonizing sus pense, a faint light began to tinge the eastern sky. Fleecy clouds of rose and eold floated towards the zenith; the dingy brown of the plaius took on a soft amethyst, deepened here and there by purple shadows; the white cones of far away peaks seemed bathed in floating, misty glory Thank God! The morn ing had come ! With the rising of the sun was seen in the distance a party of horsemen, and it was with feelings of in tense relief that Amy recognized the familiar dark-blu t uniforms of army officers; and that relief was changed into great joy when she beheld, riding at the head of the band, lur own husband, Lieutenant Armand. Mounting the pony nnd waving her shawl to attract atten tion, she dashed forward to meet tiim. "Amy! you here? Thank God! We heard that an attack was to be made, and I havo been riding hard ever since midnight. But how come you here, and saved. "It was dear, kind Gay Feather, who saved me," said Amy. "Gay Feather!" stammered her hus band, his face turning red and then deathly pale. In as few words as pos ible, Amy re lated the circumstances, at the same time leading him to the place where lay the Indian girl. She was till breathing, but it was with much difficulty. As they drew near, she opened her eyes and smiled. "Me save your palcfacod squaw, Lieu tenant Armand," she taid, in her low, musical voice. "She good squaw; you must be kind to her all your life !" Here she paused, and beckoned him to draw nearer. Beaching up two slender, brown arms, she drew his head down to her face, aud whispered: "Don't cry brave never cry only squaw do thatl Me forgive " The sentence was never finished, for the dark eyes closed, and poor Gay Feather was gone i Mury K Brush. Well Fii net n red. For the last twelve years Otto II. Bow man, who died at the Bridgeport Hospi tal Sunday has bi-n kept alive by hypo dermic inject oi ' .,' morphia. For the nineteen month - . c had been at the hos pital it is estimated that his skin had been punctured ',Ul)i) times in order to perform the op -ration, and five ounces of sulphate of morphia was the quan tity used. in addition to this he was given daily two ounces of whisky until recently, when he was allowed a bottle of bier daily. Before t-nterincr the I Bridgeport Hospital ho was in Bellevue, I wheru he was under the same treatment. I It is estimated that in the last twelve ' years his skin has b en punctured 7,000 : t rues, and thero win scarcely a spot on his whole body where the marks of tht hypodermic needle could not bo seen. ILirtrlrJ l ''" RUNNING A BANANA FARM. HOW THE FRUIT 13 RAISED OW COSTA RICA PLANTATIONS. Preparing the Land for the Sped No Plow or Harrow Needed Harvesting Ihe Crop. Fifteen years ago tho State of Costa Tiica was covered, save some shallow belts along the coast, by dense prim eval forests. Very littlo was known of the intorior except what was told now and then by some hardy adventuier. The natives on the eastern coast cultivated little else than plantains and cocoa, and exported dyewoods. The government saw the uecessity of opening up the in terior, and connecting by rail the eastern and western sides of the btate. A con tract was made with Mr. Minor C. Keith, of Brooklyn, N. Y., to build a railroad from Port Limon, on the east, to San Jose, th capital of tho State. It was a giant undertaking. The immense for est had to be cut down, ond great diffi culty was experienced in procuring laborers who could withstand the trying climate of tho lowlands. Fifteen years ago the road was com menced and seventy miles are now in operation. The trains run from Port Limon to Cartago, over a splendid road bed, crossing thirty iron bridges, all made in the L'nittd States. Fifty miles yet remain to complete the line to San Jose, and there will then bo an outlet for the products of the highlands to the eastern coast. It is estimated that 300,000 sacks of coffee are annually raised on tho western side, and that traffic will be diverted to the Atlantic from the Pacific Ocean. Tho cultivation of bananas began about six years ago on the lowlands, and now all the land along the line of railroad, one mile wide, is taken up by banana farms, a majority of which are owned by citizens of the United States. Each farm is one mile square, the land having been purchased for $10 a manzano about one acie and a half of our land measurement. There are now about 150 square miles under profitable cultivation. It is only necessary, to cultivate the banana in Costa Rica, to cut down the forest, and then tho land Is ready to re ceive the seed. Tho" plow and tho har row aro unknown. The trees are allowed to lie where they fall. What is called the banana sucker, a bulb resembling an oniqn, is planted about eighteen inches deep and from fifteen to eighteen feet apart in among the fallen trees. At the expiration of nine months the banana plant has reached a height of fif teen feet, and bears one bunch of fruit. Ffteen or twenty of these plants or trees in various stages of development are seen, at onco sprouting from the came "stickl er, " bearing fruit successively the year round for from seven to ten years from the first planting. Along the river banks, where the soil is renewed, they bear twenty years from tho first plant ing. When the bananas are ready to cut a farmtr who cultivates a mile square of land will take about forty men, five of whom are regular cutters, and the others convey the bunches out to tho cars in mule and ox carts as fast as they are cut. In a day and a half the crop is harvested. The laborers are all Jamaica negroes and natives, who receive $1.25 per day for their work. After the bananas are loaded on the train, they are taken to Port Limon, placed on a vessel and brought to New Vork. From this city they are shipped to Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago ana as far south as Jacksonville, Fla. New York SUir. A Nose-Pulling Affair. Mr. Adams's private secretary was his son, John Adams, who soon made him self very obnoxious to the friends of General Jackson. One evening Mr. Bus sell . I arvis, who thon edited the Wash ington Ttleymjih, a newspaper which a tvocated Jackson's election, atteuded a "drawing-room"' at the AVhite House, escorting his wife and a party of visiting relatives from Boston. Mr. Jarvis in troduced those who were with him to Mrs. Adams, who received them court eously, nnd they then passed on into tho Bast iloom. Soon afterwards they found themselves standing opposite to Mr. John Adams, who was conversing with the Bev. Mr. Stetson. "Who is that lady?" asked Mr. Stetson. "That," replied Mr. John Adams, in a tone so loud that tho party heard it, "is the wife of one Bus sell Jarvis, and if he knew how con temptibly he is viewed in this house they would not be here." The Boston ians at once paid their respects to Mrs. Adams and withdrew, Mr. Jarvis having first ascertained from .Mr. Stetson that it was Mr. John Adams who had insulted them. A few days afterward Mr. Jarvis sent h note to Mr. John Adams demand ing an explanation, by a friend of his, Mr. McLean. Mr. Adams told Mr. Mc Lean that he had no apology to make to Mr. Jarvis, and that he wished no cor respondence with him. A week latter Mr. John Adams went to the Capitol to deliver messages from tho Presidont to each House of Congress. Having delivered that addressed to the Speaker of the House of Beprcsentutives ho w as going through tho rotunda toward the Senate Chamber when he was over taken by Mr. Jarvis, who pulled his nose and slapped his face. . A entile ensued, but they were quickly parted by Mr. Dorsey, a Bepre-entative fro.n Maryland. President Adams uotified Congress in a special message of tlie occurrence and the House uppointed a select committee of investigation. Witnesses were exuin- ', ined und elaborate reports were drawn up. but neither tho majority nor the luiuoiity recommended that any punish ment be inflicted upon Mr. Jarvis. Hen. 1'irli ij yWv . It costs $14,000 a year to light the White Housv. THEY NEVE R COME BACK AGAIN. Oh. the days, the days In the dear old past, With their kisses, their blisses and pain! My heart droops sad neath the overcast, For they never come back again. Oh, my cup was brimmed with plen.sure's delight, And my sky was sunny and clear, But the morrow's blank as I look tonight Through the glim'ring veil of a tear. Come back, come back, doar days aonf , With your kisses, your blisses and pain : For my heart droops sad as I wait o'ei-Ionj; For the days that no'er come again. Swept off on the ebbing tide afar, My barque that was light and gay; And I waited long at the harbor bar For its sails to return this way. Ah, nevermore'll come back to me The kisses and blinspg of yore; For I see 'yond the ixwts of eternity The rain and the shadows pour. The sweet, sweet pout, with its fond delight, Is lost in the darkness drear, And the morrow's blank as I gaze to-night Through the glim'ring veil of a tear. The world's as bright as of yester-e'nn, And hearts are light and gay, ',' But my semi's a drear as I gaze on the scens, And dream of a long-gone day ' The pressure of lips and clasp of hands, Like phantoms adrift in the rain, Like spirits afar in the shadow lands But the days they ne'er-?ome again. ' - H. S. Keller, in ATeio York Clipper. IIUMOK OF THE DAY. There is nothing that makes a man so warm as talking continually about tho heat. An enthusiastic meeting two girls who haven't seen each othor for an hour. Burlington. Free Frew. Fourhunters!(who have just fired simul taneously at a rabbit and failed to hit it) "Well, . I wonder who missed that time." Flirgende Blnetter. Keely, the motor man, used to be head waiter in a hotel. That is where he got the wonderful patience with which he waits for his motor to mote. New Haven News. The claims of the Anarchists that their aim was to elevate their fellow-men is all right. What we object to is tho stuff they wanted to elevate them with. Lowell Citizen. "What is wanted in this country," said the bride, as she examined the wed ding presents, "is not civil service ro form, but silver service reform. This set is plated." Button Courier. Tidbit tells the story of a conductor on a slow railroad who told one passen ger that he hud been on the road for nine years. "Then," said the passenger, "this must be your second trip," "A barrel wouldn't be sufficient to carry you over Niagary," said the con ductor to a man who was trying to sprawl himself over four seats in a crowded pas senger car. "You would nee a hogs head." Texas Siflinys. It you have an enemy do not buy his boy a drum. Your enemy would proba bly kick through tho sheepskin within twenty-four hours Buy his next doot neighbor's boy a drum. It will work just as well and ho can't get at it. JSomerrilla Journal. AN ENGAGEMENT BROKEN. The maiden took her chewing gum And placed it on a chair. For she hot! heard her lover con.e With swift foet up the stair. Upon the chewing gum he sat The joyous hours Hew past But when he rose to take his hat He found himsslf stuck fait. "Oh! worse disaster never was," She cried as out she ran: "I ne'er can marry yon bocausa You ore a feist young man. " Boston Courier. A Comical Duel. The Boulanger fight in Paris rocently is not, after all, more comical than the duel between the Duke of Wellington aud Lord Winchclsea in 1820. In the course of a debate on Catholic emancipa tion Lord Winchclsea described the Duke, then Prime Mi ister, as having come forward in n novel character us the defender of morality and religiou. A challenge followed, which the Duke, of all men, might have ab-tainod from giv ing, and the Duke, as he afterward told the story, determined not to kill his an tagonist, lest he should bo detained in prison pending his trial, but to hit him in the h'Ks. Lord Winchelsea's seconds plarod hint so near a ditch that tho Duke with difficulty restrained himself from calling out: "if you put him there he'll fall in." The Duke, failed to hit Lord Winchelsea's legs, and missed him alto gether. Thereupon Lord Winchclsea fired into tho air and read a written apol ogy. The Duke went down to Windsor, and the following remarks were inter changed between the King of Kugiaiul and the First M blister of the Crown ; Tho Duke "I havo to inform your Modesty that I fought a du"l this morn ing." The King "I um devilish glad to hear it, Artl ur." Such was the dig nified and appropriate lur.guago of the "first gentlemen in Jiuiope." (.'hiavjo ILiahl. A Club ou Wheel.. The newest club I've heard of is on wheels the "Parlor Car Club," running between Irvintoc and New Vork. Ini tiation f, $200; club house, the urlor car Duchess; great mogul, house com mittee, committee on admission, etc., Mr. Jay Could. It's not such a had idea, though, for men like Gould, Cyrus Field. Tiffany and other paupers, who have to coniu to town every d.iy to hire this t ar, mid exclude the herd. (inch member ma . introduce one friend for one trip. The saddest part of tlie organ ization is that one railroad accident miilit wipe out the entire membership, club houtiu aud till. Alio l'oi k iUr,