TIE FOREST REPUBLICAN If published every Wednesday, by J. . WENK. Otiloe) in Smearbaugh & Co.'u Buliaing ELM BTRKKT, TIONESTA, r. il f! Terms, I. BO per Year. No subscriptions received for a shorter period than throe months. Correspondence solicited from all partj of the conntry. No notice wUl be taken of anonymous communications. VOL. III. NO. 24. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 6 1886. $1.50 PER ANNUM. A) an Upon an indictment for selling or of fering for salo of oleomargarine un marked, the Supreme Court of Oregon lately held that it was not necessary to prove any overt act of offering it for sale in an unidentified condition, but that the mere possession of it and placing it in a store with other articles held for sale was sufficient to warrant a -jury in finding that the same was offered for sale. The following table, which the Roch ester (N. Y.) Post-EupreH has prepared with great care from many sources, shows tho number of times the veto power has been used by the twenty-two men who have filled the Presidential chair: Washington 2 Adams 0 Jefferson 0 Madison il Monroe 1 Adams 0 Jackson 11 Van Bureh 0 Harrison 0 Tyler 9 Polk 8 Taylor 0 Fillmore 0 Pierce 10 Buchanan 4 Lincoln 1 Johnson SI Oraut 25 Haves 12 Uarfield 0 Arthur 4 Cleveland (so far).lll The English organization known as "Undo Toby's Dicky-bird Society" boasts of members in France, Germany, Italy, Sweden, Gibraltar, Constantinople, Hong Kong," South America, many parts of Canada and the United States. Within less thr.n a decade since its initiation the organization has just reached in its ranks tho grand total of 100,000 mcmbers.Each member has signed this pledge: "I hereby promise to bo kind to all living things; to protect them to tho utmost of my power; to feed tho birds in winter time, acd never take or destroy their nests. A writer for the Boston Herald says that the construction of tho American railways has practically quadrupled the efficiency of tho army on the Mexican frontier, and tho ability to put the troops into tho frontier States where trouble generally begins gives the Federal Gov ernment a sense of security which was never felt before. The Mexican soldier, though largely recruited from the crim inal class by that system of compulsory service based on nrmy enlistment being made tho alternative of vegetating in prison, is a good fighter. lie has recently done somo effective work in the Yaqui war in Sonora, and, as a trailer of savage Indians, may be relied on to fight hard and march far, and all this on very light rations. All sorts of queer trades flourish in New York, and ono of the queerest is the purchase and salo of current coins. A printed list of quotations, tent out daily by a reputable lirm, gives the mar ket value of all sorts of specie. A Vic toria sovcrign is quoted at $1.80, but an old sovereign may be had for $4.75. United States halves, quarters and dimes are from to per cent, under par, and trade dollars are worth only 71 cents. Mexican dollars are divided into firsts and seconds, and are rated at 73 and 72 cents. There is a shave of 19 cents upon Central American and South American dollars. A New York club man to whom one of tho circulars was sent, and who proposod to savo money by buying some depreciated currency in which to pay hh debts, was rebuked by his associates. "I would savo $20 on every $100," hi protested. "You will save the whole 309 by not paying," was the prompt re joiudor. Somo correspondents have made in quiries about tho water towers used by the New York Fire Department, and the Utter show that there is much c.iriositj in distant places concerning those con trivances which enable the firemen to extinguish flames in lofty buildings in this city without danger. A water towet is a large iron tube, supported on a truck by a turn-table. The big end of the tube is fastened to the table by means of a hinge and cog wheels, which are moved by a crank. By turning the crank two men can elevate the tube from a hori zontal to a vertical position. The tube is in sections, and these sections ure un screwed and packed on the truck except when the tower is brought iuto play at a fire. When the tower is raised iu front of a burning building tho hose from two or three tire engines can be connected with the lower eud of the tube and the water pumped by all the engines goes nri through the tube and out of a big nozzel at tbo top. A wire cable enables the firemen to raise or depress the end of tho nozzel, while tho motion of the turn table works the nozzel in another direc- liAn The tower is used to tnrow large streams of water directly into the upper Mle " . , . .... v ' j stories of high building, when flames in the lower stories prevent the tiremen from entering, or when the front walls are too unsafe to permit the firemen to ' reach the upper windows by means of ladders. The New York Fire Depart ment has three water towers at present, !but only two of them are kept in active Service COMPENSATION, The sun when setting in the west, Its daily course has run; The rising moon has ouly then Its journey vast begun. And thus, when one bowed down ith years, ' Pinks gladly t j his rest, Another soul appears on earth A heaven sent bequest. -Mrs. ilumma, in Good Housekeeping. GAY FEATHER. It was nightfall of a November day. The dull red disk of the setting sun was slowly sinking behind the peak of a dis tant "divide." It dropped from the sharp point, and instantly a flood of mel low light poured along tl.e sky, bringing out in bold relief the long, jagged out line of the range, tinting the white capped pe iks with soft rose color, and, by vivid contrast, making still blacker the wide expanse of -the plains with their herbage burnt by recent fires. To the left was a small creek whose winding course was marked by a fringe of scrubby willows, and whose waters Bowing down from the rocky heart of the mountain, were chilled by the eternal snows. Suddenly, far to the eastward, there appeared amid the purple and brown shadows, a strange, lurid glow, and be hind it, a writhing, serpentine length like the trailing body i f a huge dragon with a single gleaming eye. It swept along, tho light grew larger, there was a prolonged whistle whose shrill echoes were repeated from the distant rocky re cesses, and then the express with its long lino of cars steamed into the little station at Amcrilla and stopped short with many a snoi t nnd sizzle. As usual, a crowd had assembled to greet -its arrival. A score of miners "from up the gulch," several officers from the garrison, two or three Mexicans with clanking spurs and gay-striped blankets, together with sundry women and children a;l laughing and chatting. To the left of tho station, a party of In dians formed a picturesque group. All w re mounted on shaggy ponies. Among them was young girl with a smooth, well shaped face, bright tyes and lithe form, f he was dressed more gayly than tho two elderly squaws who were her companions. A. bright blanket was thrown over her slender shoulders, and beneath it was a dress of red and blue striped calico. Her feet were incased in neat moccasins, trimmed with colored porcupine quills; a string of beads was around her neck, nnd in her long black hair were braided vari-hued feathers. Her face woro neither the heavy stolidity nor tho half-repressed lerocity of her race its expression was gentle, almost mel ancholy. There was a pathetic droop to tho sensitive lips, and a mild, pleading look in her 1, dark eyes. As tho train stopped, she leaned for ward 0' her poify, nn eager, expectant look overspreading her face. Among tho first to alight from the cars was a tall, handsome man, wearing an officer's uni form; nnd clotelv following him came the tiim. dainty figure of a pretty young lady, who, amid tho motley crowd, seemed like some delicate blossom dropped down in a tangle of weeds. The women at the station stared at her with unaffected admiration, not un miuglcd with a little envy. 'Height But she's a rare one!" ex claimed Jenny, tho Scotch sergeant's wife "She's as dainty as a bit of heather!'' "llumphl A ftuek-up baggage, I'll warrant ; though, for the matter o' that, her gownd isn't silk even!" said Mrs. Grosse, the wife of tho "agent," who, rich in her husband's spoils, gloried in the possession of the only satin dress at Amcrilla. "Wecl, she's a bonny bride, anyhow," persisted Jenny, "nn' I don't wonder that the Lieutenant feels proud of her." "And I wonder what Gay Feather '11 Bay," said .Mrs. Grosse, with a disagree able laugh and a knowing look at the In dian giil we have mentioned. The latter caught both glance and re mark. A faint, red glow overspread her dusky cheeks. She drew herself tip proudly, uttered a brief word of com mand to her pony and clashed away through the crowd, the mud from her horse s heels plentifully bespattering Mrs. Grosse's gowu. ' 111. L .1 . - 1 1 M. il J Jl . urui xuese icusKins. muuereci me agent's wife. But Gay Feather heeded not this be nign remark She kept steadily on her way toward where the rose-tinged sky bent down and touched the gloom of the earth. Her lithe form, grac 'Hilly erect, I stood out in fine relief against the fa-t- fading light. The young bride turned to look at her. "Isn't that one of your Indian belles;" she asked, ".su't she pretty, Ellis f I wonder if I could ever learn to ride like that! Do look at her:" "Hush!'' said Lieutenant Armand. "Don't stop here." His voice sounded strangely harsh, and, half frightened at its tone, the pretty bride looked uo iuta his face. It was white and stern, but relaxed a little at her appealing glance. "I didu't mean to be severe, Amy," he said, pressing th'? small hand resting on his arm. "But I w ant to get into our cabin as ouickly as possible. There's a rough set here, and I can't bear to have you stared at." Young Mrs. Armand soon realized that she was indeed among a "rough set True, she found novelties, but there was 1 little poetry. Instead, the plum prose of ,mma M J d ded b ' j a' thing she had ever seen. Amcrilla was not a pleasant place for a refined woman. But Lieutenant Armand had not thought much about that when he took his bride from her Eastern home. It was not in his selfish nature to be very cous'derate of others. Though not bad at heart, his early training had been void of those in fluences which tend to mold character aright, nnd his after-life had been wild nnd irregular. But he had determined to reform now, for he loved this fair maiden with no fleeting passion, but a strong abiding afTcction.' There were times, though, when he was sent on duty to tho fort or to various trading-stations that she could not help feeling lonely nnd homeless. Upon a certain day, during oncof these instances, as she sat in her cabin, i-triving to interest herself in a book, she heard tho voice of Mrs, Grosse, who lived next to her, raised in shrill anger. "You go 'long, you impudent bag gage? We don't want none o' your kind heret What if your young one is sick an' like to die it'll be good riddance to bad rubbish! Go home to some of your Big Medicine Men an' let them chatter their gibberish over him! You shau't get noth'n' here, so go 'long! Leave, I say, or I'll set the dog on ye !" Amy Armand opened the door nnd looked out. A few rods away, crouching amid tho knotted buffalo-grass, was the Indinn girl she had noticed on the night of her arrival Gay Feather. She had a little papoose with her not strapyed on' her back as was the custom but carried tenderly in her arnvs. Its small face was wasted and pain-drawn. Poor Gay Feather's own fae was haggard with anxiety. She sprang to her feet as Amy ap proached her, and, uttering a brief ex clamation in her native tongue, was about to move swiftly away. But the young wife laid her white, restraining hand on the dusky shoulder. "Don't be afraid of me," she 6aid, gently. "Tell me what you want, and, perhaps, I can help you." Mrs. Grose regarded the two from her doorstep. She gave a shrill, unpleasant laugh. "To think o' you a-tulkin' to her!" she muttered, with a significance that was quite lost on Amy. And with that she went in, banging the door after her. "Is the baby sick?" continued Amy. Gay Feather sacmed to hesitate before answering. Yet somehow, Amy's sym pathetic face and voice exerted a magic influence. "Yes, papoose very sick him die!" she said, at last, with a pathetic brev ity. "Oh, maybe not! He has a fever, I sec. Y'ou want medicine for him" Gay Feather's face brigtened. "Yes," she said. "But agent's squaw say No! She drove poor Indian away! Me be lieve Great Father at Washington not know what devil agent's wife is!" and there was an angry flash from the dark eyes. Amy Armand was the eldest of a largo family. She w as used to children and children's diseases. He practiced eyes saw at once what the baby needed, and, alter asking a few questions, she ran into thi) cabin, and going to her medicine chest, drew from it the required drugs. These, together with a few sim, lc direc tions, she gave to Gay Feather, and with a softened, grateful look, the Indian girl departed. Winter with its drifting snows and icy blizzards swept over the plains, burying the little station at Amcrilla in tempor ary oblivion. But even tho dreariest season comes to an end, and presently Amy Armand awoke to a consciousness that, after all, nature had garments of beauty with which to clothe this barren dcsolution. AVith the coming of the spring sunshine, the scrubby grass melted into a thick carpet, dotted here and there with the gorgeous blue, sear let and yellow of Western blossoms. The pale green of tho willows stood out against the darker color of the hills, and the creek, warm now and limpid, swept on amid flowery banks. But in the midst of this freshness and beauty was a horror greater than that of storms and isolation a horror that daily increased. Humors came that the In dians on th) neighboring reservation, rebellious after the long winter of de privation and conscious that they had been shamclully cheated by the dishonest agent, were now, like hungry wolves, getting ready to spring forth upon their oppressors. As yet they were sil 'lit but it was that sullen, ominous silenco which precedes a storm. Bnt here and there council-fires lighted up tho evening I shadows, and uow and then an Indian dashed by, and a glimpse at his face re revealed it dabbled iu ochre and ver milion. But this did not seem to trouble the agent. Job Grosse was a fit companion lor his coarse spouse, lie was an igno rant, rough fellow, wholly unprincipled in his dealings with tho Indians. To him they were as so many dogs, to be kicked and cursed. Le laughed con tempt uousiy wneu some of Ins more timid companions hinted of war-paint and "pow-wows," and begged that he would have the feeble garrison rein forced. Tho fact was, the station at Amcrilla Intel never been so poorly guarded as now. Lieutenant Armand, together with u dozen men, had gone ten miles west ward to u trading-station. It was not without misgivings that he left Amy behind. Well - trained soldier that he was, he sniffed danger from afar. "Good-bv. sweetheart, he said, at Iiarting. "Take good rare of yourself, swear somehow I dread to leave vou 1 lint cheer up! When I come back, I will see if I can't get stationed at s-me larger post; it will bo far safer aud more plea' ant tor yon." A night or two after his departure, Amy was awakened from a sound sleep. She sat up in bed ga'.ing about her with a bewildered air. For a minute every thing wai quiet. The soft moonlight of a May evening streamed iu at the one small window, and away in the distance sounded the rippling waters of the creek. But suddenly demou aeal yells broke the sereue sileuce. Then came pistol (.hots aud wild commotion. Trembling iu every limb, Amy sprang from her bed aud hurriedly dressed herself. Flinging a shawl around her, sec opened the door ane cautiously peered out. It was as she had feared. Tho Indians were attacking the station. Already the nir rang with tho shrieks of the dying. Sick with horrcr. Amy turned to flee, she scarcely knew whither, when sud denly from out the shadow of a tall Cot tonwood tree near by, there sprang a lithe figure it was Gay Feather. "Come, paleface lady, come with me quick !" sho panted, seizing Amy by the arm. For an instant the young wife hesita ted. Was this treachery? she asked her self. One glance at tho Iedian girl's sin cere though anxious face reassured her. "Where are we going?" she asked, as they sped ulong in the darkness. ".Me not tell now no time talk I Hurry !" Down among the willows by the creek was found the shaggy pony, tied, as Gay Feather had evidently left him. "Him little, but sttong," sho said. He carry us both." They mounted tho animal, nnd guided by tho Indian gir s careful hand, sho stepped on briskly. Behind them tho sky was all ablaze with the burning sta tion. Before them the dark expanso of the plains stretched away till it met tho silver-tipped gray 6f the horizon. "lou are very kind, (Jay feather," said Amy, patting the dusky arm thrown aiound her. "How came you to think of savingme?" ".Me know Indians kill urn at station. Me no care for agent nor agents's squaw; nnd oil tho rest bad, too. But you you give medicine for little papoose. He get well laugh, crow, kick he's littlo foots. Me not want you killed, so me come Hist ! what is that!" Suddenly, like a dark wind-cloud, a band of warriors dashed by them, in mad pursuit of a fugitive soldier. The sav ages were too intent on overtaking their victim to perceive the horse and its riders, all of which were in tho shadows of tho willows. Instinctively, Gay Feather leaned forward to screen Amy from random shots, and as she did so a stray bullet pierced her own side. Without a groan, she slipped from the saddle and sank upon the grass. The pony, as if conscious that some accident hud taken place, stood still. Amy alighted und knelt beside the Indian girl. "Gay Feather, my poor fnendl Are you much hurt?" she whispered. Gay Feather looked up and smiled. . "Me hurt bad think. But never mind, pretty paleface 1 You take pony and go on. Follow creek. Keep in shadow be careful let no Indians get you. Hurry!" "No! no I I cau't leave you so! Do you hear, good girl?" But the faithful Indian woman mado no response; she had sunk into a state of unconsciousness. Amy sat beside her and drearily waited. As long as she lives she will never forget that night! The distant yells died away; the lurid gleams from the burning station faded out of the sky; all was silent, savo tho moan of the night-wind nnd tho murmur of the waters, sharply broken now and then by tho yelp of a prowling coyote. After hours of agouizing sus pense, a faint light began to tingo tho eastern sky. Fleecy clouds of rose and cold floated towards the zenith; tho dingy brown of the plains took on a soft amethyst, deepened here and there by purple shadows; the white cones of far away peaks seemed bathed in floating, misty glory Thank God! The morn ing had come! With the rising of the sun was seen in the distance a party of horsemen, and it was with feelings of in tense relief that Amy recognized the familiar dark-blui uniforms of army officers; and that relief was changed into great joy when she beheld, riding at the head of tho band, h r own husband, Lieutenant Armand. Mounting the pony and waving her shawl to attract atten tion, she dashed forward to meet him. "Amy! you here? Thank God! We heard that an attack was to bo made, and I have been riding hard ever since midnight. But how come you here, and saved. It was dear, kind Gay Feather, who saved me," said Amy. "Gay Feather!" stammered her hus band, his face turning red and then deathly pale. In as few words as pos ible, Amy ro tated the circumstances, at the same time leading him to the place where lay the Indian girl. She was till breathing, but it was with much difficulty. As they drew near, she opened her eyes and smiled. ".Mo 6ave your pulefaced squaw, Lieu tenant Armand," she aid, in her low, musical voice. "She good squaw; you must be kind to her all your life!" Here she paused, and beckoned him to draw nearer. Beaching up two slender, brown arms, she drew his head clown to her face, and whispered: "Don't cry brave never cry only squaw do that! Me forgive " The sentence was never finished, for the dark eyes closed, and poor Gay Feather was gone 1 Mary F. Jlrush. Well Punctured. For the last twelve years Otto II. Bow man, who died at the Bridgeport Hospi tal Sunday has been kept alive by hypo dermic inject oi.f ' )f morphia. For the nineteen month- mo had been at the hos pital it is estimated that his skin had beeu punctured ",000 times in order to perform the op -ration, and five ounces of sulphate of morphia was the quan tity used. In addition to th'n he was given daily two ounces of whisky until recently, when he was allowed a bottle I of bier daily. liefo e entering the Bridgeport Hospital he was iu Bellevue, I where, he was under the same treatment. ! Il is estimated that iu the last twelve ' years his skin has b en puiictured 7,000 : t'lucs, and there w..s scarcely a spot on his whole body where tho marks of tht hypodermic needle could not be seen. .lhi;t't,rU 'limn. RUNNING A BANANA FARM. nOW THE FRUIT 18 RAISED OBf COSTA RICA PLANTATIONS. Preparing; ttio I,arul fop tho Seed No Plow or Harrow Ncodeil Harvest ini; the Crop. Fifteen years ago tho Stato of Costa Hiea was covered, savo some shallow belts along tho coast, by deuso prim eval forests. Very little was known of the interior except what was told now and then by some hardy adventui er. The natives on the eastern coast cultivated little else than plantains and cocoa, and exported dyewoods. The government saw tho necessity of opening up the in terior, and connecting by rail the eastern and western sides of the State. A con tract was made with Mr. .Minor C. Keith, of Brooklyn, N. Y., to build a railroad from I'ort Limon, on tho east, to San Jose, th ! capital of tho State. It was a giant undertaking. Tho immenso for est had to bo cut down, nnd great diffi culty was experienced in procuring laborers who could withstand the trying climato of tho lowlands. Fifteen years ngo tho rond was com menced and seventy miles are now in operation. Tho trains run from Port Limon to Cartago, over a splendid road bed, crossing thirty iron bridges, all made in the L'nittd States. Fifty miles yet remain to complete the lino to San Jose, aud there w ill then bo an outlet for tho products of the highlands to tho eastern const. It is estimated that !)00,0i)0 sacks of colfeo are annually laised on tho western side, and that traffic will be diverted to the Atlantic from the Pacific Ocean. Tho cultivation of bananas began about six years ago on the lowlands, and now all the land along the lino of railroad, one mile wide, is taken up by banana farms, a majority of which are owned by citizens of the United States. Each farm is ono mile square, the land having been purchased for $10 a manzana about ono ncjo and a half of our land measurement. There aro now about 150 square miles under profitable cultivation. It is only necessary, to cultivate the banana in Costa Hiea, to cut down tho forest, and then the land is ready to re ceive the seed. The plow and tho har row aro unknown. Tho trees are allowed to lie where they fall. What is called the banana sucker, a bulb resembling an onion, is planted about eighteen inches deep and from fifteen to eighteen feet apart in among the fallen trees. At the expiration of nine months tho banana plant has reached a height of fif teen feet, und bears one bunch of fruit. Ffteen or twenty of these plants or trees in various stages of development are seeri. at once sprouting from tho same "sucl cr," bearing fruit successively the year round for from seven to ten years from the first planting. Along the river banks, where the soil is renewed, they bear twenty years from tho first plant ing. When the banatias are ready to cut a farnii r who cultivates a mile square of hind will take about forty men, live of whom aro regular cutters, and tho others convey the bunches out to tho cars in mule aud ox carts as fast as they nre cut. In a day und a half the crop is harvested. Tne laborers are all Jamaica negroes and natives, who receivo $1.25 per day for their work. After tho bananas are loaded on tho train, they are taken to Port Limon, placed on a vessel and brought to New York. From this city they aro shipped to Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago and as far south as Jacksonville, Flu. New York Utiir. A Nose-rulllHg Affair. Mr. Adams's private secretary was his son, John Adams, who soon made him self very obnoxious to tho friends of General Jackson. One evening Mr. ltus sell .larvis, who thou edited tho Wash ington Tdeyroplt, a newspaper which alvocated Jackson's election, attended a "drawing room' at the White House, escorting his w ife and a party of visiting relatives from Boston. Mr. Jurvis in troduced those who were with him to Mrs. Adams, who received them court eously, and they then passed on into tho Last itooin. Soon afterwards they found themselves standing opposite to Mr. John Adams, who wiis conversing with the Kev. Mr. Stetson. "Who is that lady?" asked Mr. Stetson. "That," replied .Mr. John Adams, in a tone so loud that tho party heard it, "is the w ife of one Uus sell Jarvis, and if he know how con temptibly ho is viewed iu this house they would not be here." Tho Boston ians at once paid their respects to Mrs. Adams and withdrew, Mr. Jarvis having fiist ascertained from -Mr. Stetson that it was Mr. Johu Adams who had insulted them. A few days afterward Mr. Jarvis sent n note to Mr. John Adams demand ing an explanation, by a friend of his, Mr. McLean. .Mr. Adams told .Mr. .Mc Lean that he had no apology to make to Mr. Jarvis, and that ho wished no cor respondence with him. A week latter Mr. John Adams went to the Capitol to deliver incs-ages from the President to each House of Congress. Having delivered that addressed to t he Speaker of the House of Kcprcscntativcs he w us going through tho rotunda toward the Senate Chamber when he was over taken by Mr. Jarvis, who pulled his nose and slapped his face. . A hcuflle eiwied, but they were quickly parted by Mr. Dorsey, a Bepre-entntivo fro n Maryland. President Adams notified Congress in a speciul message of the occurrence and the House uppoin'.ed a selec t committee of inveftigation. Witnesses were exam ined und ciaborat' reports were drawn up, but neither the majority nor the miuoiity recommended that any punish ment be inflic ted upon Mr. Jarvis. lieu. I'ultij J'lHire. It cosu $i4,ooo yxaMoJight tht White Housv. RATES OF ADVERTISING. One Square, one Inch, one Insertion. I ! 00 line Square, one Inch, one month 00 One Square, on Inch, three months. 0 One Cqnare, one Inch, one year 10 00 Two Squares, ono year li 00 Quarter Column, one .ir BO 00 Jlalf Column, one year M 00 One Column, one year..,.. ...........100 eXi beeal advertisements ten cent. er line each a ertinn. Marriage and death notices (ratlt All bills for yearly advertisements eotlecUd qnar. tcrly. Temporary advertisement mast be peia In advance. Job work own oa deUrery. 1 . 1 THE Y NKVER COME BACK AGAIN. Oh, the days, the dnys in the dear old past, With their kisses, their blisses and paint My boart droops sad 'uenth tho overcast, For they never romo back again. Oh, my cup was brimmed with pleasure' delight. And my sky was sunny and clear, But the morrow's blank as I look to-night Through the glim'riug veil of a tear. Come back, come liack, dear days agone, AVithyour kisses, your Misses and pain; For my heart droops sad as I wait o'erloug For the days that ne'er come again. Swept olT on the ebbing tide afar, My barque that was light and gay; And I waited long at the harbor bar For its sails to return this way. A h, novermore'll come back to mo The kisses and blisses of yore; For I see 'yond the osts of eternity The rain and the shadows pour. The sweet, sweet past, with its fond delight, Is lost in the darkness drear, And tho morrow's blank as I gao to-night Through the glim'rlng veil of a tear. Tho world's as bright as of j esWr-e'en, And hearts are light and gay, ' , Dut my soul's a drear as I guza on the scene, And dream of a long gone day The pressure of liis and clasp of hands, Like phantoms adrift in the raiu, Like spirits afar in the shadow lands But the days they ne'er-come again. ' , II. S. Kelfor, in AVio York Clipper. HUMOR OF THE DAY. There is nothing that makes a man so warm as talking continually about tho heat. An enthusiastic meeting two girls who haven't seen each othor for an hour. Burlington Free Fre$. Fourhunters!(who have just fired simul taneously at a rabbit nml failed to kit it) ''Well, I wonder who missed that time." Flirgende BbtetUr. Keely, the motor man, used to be head waiter in a hotel. That is where ho got tho wonderful patience with which ho waits for his motor to mote. A'eie Jluten Aeie.t. Tho claims of tho Anarchists that their aim was to elevate their fellow-men is all right. What we object to is tho stuff they wnnted to elevate them with. Lowell Citizen. "What is wanted in this country," said tho bride, as site examined tho wed ding presents, "is not civil service ro form, but silver service reform. This set is plated." Button Courier. Tidbit tells the story of a conductor on a slow railroad who tald one passen ger that he luid been on tho road lor nine years. "Then," said tho passenger, "this must bo your second trip." "A barrel wouldn't bo sufficient to carry you over Niagury," said the con ductor to a man who was trying tosprawl himself over four scats in a crowded pas senger car. "You would nceel a hogs head." Texis Silingn. If you have an enemy do not buy hia b y a drum. Your enemy would proba bly kick through tho sheepskin within twenty-four hours Buy his next door neighbor's boy a drum. It will work just as well and bo can't get at it. Somen Me Journal. AN ENGAliKMKNT HKOKEN. The niniden took her chewing gum And placed it nit a chair. For slio had heard her lover come W ith swift feet up the stair. Upon the chewing gum he sat The joyous hours How oast But when he rose to take liis hat lie found himsslf stuck fast. "Oh! worse disaster never was," Kite cried as out she ran: "1 ne'er can marry yon bacaus? You are a fast youujr mnu." Hunt on Courier. A Comical Duel. The Boulanger fight in Paris recently is not, alter all, more comical than tho duel between tho Duke of Wellington and Lord W inchelsea in 1S2!. In the course of a debate on Catholic emancipa tion Lord W'inchclsea described the Duke, then Prime .Mi' inter, as having coiiio forward in a novel character as the defender of morality and religion. A challenge followed, which tho Duke, of all men, might have ab taiuod from giv ing, ami the Duke, lis he afterward told the story, determined not to kill his an tagonist, lest ho should bo detained in prison pending his trial, but to hit him in the legs, i.ord Winchelsca's seconds placed him so near a ditch that tho Duke with dillioulty restrained himself from calling out : "If you put him there he'll fall in." Tho Duke failed to hit Lord Winchelsca's legs, and mis-cd him alto gether. Thereupon Lord Winehclsea lired into tho air and read a written apol ogy. The Duke went down to Windsor, and tho following remark were inter changed between the King of England and the l irst Minister of the Crown: The Duke "I have to inform your Majesty that I fought a dud this morn ing." The King "I am devilish glad to hear it.Artlur." Such was the dig nified and appropriate lai.guago of the "fust gentlemen in Euiope." Chicwjo II, raid. A Club on Wheel'. The newest club I've heard of is on wheels the "Parlor C ar Club," running between Irvington and New York. Ini tiation (', :i00; chili house, the junior car Duchess; great mogul, house com mittee, committee on iidinissim, etc., Mr. .Jay Could. It's not such a bud idea, though, for men like ioiild, Cyrus Field, Tiffany and other paupers .who hae to come to town every d iv to hiie this car, mid uvcludu the hud. Kuch member ma ; introduce one friend for one trip. Thcsaddost part of the organ ization is that one railroad accident ruightwipe out the entire membership, Club house and till. SiU) 'fifi-Stui;