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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 28. 1886. $1.50 PER ANNDM. 4w In the United States every two-hnn- reilth man takes n college course; in England every 11 ve-lmndrodth; in Scot land, every six-hundred and fifteenth, and in Gerninny, every one-hundred and thirteenth. i Feminine subservience to fashion is the prente.it enemy to our native birds. To minister to this vanity an army of men and boys tire employed throughout the country to murder theso innocents, that their stuffed skins may decorate a lady's bonnet. Travel a hundred miles along our coast and you may not sen a gull where five years ago there were thou sand, of white breasts flashing in the sunshine. In mauy places meadow-lurks, bob-o-liuks and orioles ore almost ex tinct. Guiteau's sister and her husband are both ruined by the division he brought about between them. Mrs. Scovillo is living in poverty in Chicago upon the frugal alimony paid her by her former husband, while the latter is struggling unsuccessfully in his profession, and making barely enough to pay her this alimony and live himself. He recently declared in court that his business re ceipts for ono month were only $24, and that an execution 1ml been served upon him by the sheriff. "Tin plates a mile long" is rather a startling announcement, yet Sir Honry Bessemer hints that the means for pro ducing such will be his next contribution to the science of practical metal-working. His plans are not entirely nude public, but in general they contemplate running the steel through the rolls and bringing it out plated with tin in sheets of any length and then cut into plate of any desired size. The cxerimcnts are pro nounced successful, and patents have been sought on the process. A goose farm is oue of the curiosities of ngriculture on the eastern shore of Virginia. "Vithiu au area of about 3,000 acres live 5,000 geese, of several varieties, attended by herders and regularly fed with corn, etc. The object is tho col lecting of down for quilts and pillows, and once in about six weeks a plucking takes place. Only tho breast and tho sides under tho wings are plucked, and it requires the yield of nearly 100 geeso to weigh a pound. The raw feathers arc sent to Philadelphia for cleaning and sorting. The times seem to be going hard with European princes. A few days ago we read tho following advertisement in the Vienna Zeitung: "Wanted, a home in which an orphaned, highly-gifted boy of ten years, the heir of a renowned family, will be received (for a period) gratuitous ly. For full particulars, address 'Chari tas, Poste Restante, street, Vien na.' " For all we know, this homeless young "prince," who cannot afford to pay for board and lodging, may be a pre tender to the throne of France or Spain, or one of the nationalize 1 principalitLs of Italy. The Standard Cattle company, of Cheyenne, Wyoming, will construct an immense feeding establishment, includ ing 5,000 acres of land at Ames, Neb. The buildings will consist of feeding barn, elevator and cribs, meal-houses, of fices, etc. The feeding-barn will consist of 8,000 stalls, and is expected to turn out yearly 8,000 to 10,000 fat beeves. It js exported that 300,000 to 500,000 bush els of corn and 8,000 to 10,000 tons of hay will be" fed annually. This is the second great enterprise of the kind es tablished in Nebraska in connection with ranches on the plains and the great mountain valleys of the Rockies. Theso ''fatteries," as they have been facetiously called, may grow into an industry that may eventually change tho whole charac ter of the grazing interests of the great plains ranches. A Hamburg newspaper gives the fol lowing account of a curious and excep tional incident which occurred in the collection of a dealer in wild animals in that city. For some time past ono of the large elephants, brought over by some Cingalese, had shown signs of furious delirium, and it was at length decided to kill the animal, which was valued at 12, 12,000 francs. An Englishman had once of fered to give 1,000 marks, if the occasion presented itself, for the privilege of shoot ing the enraged beast. Tho sportsmon was thereupon summoned by telegraph; but in the presence of the raging animal be became frightened, and gave up the intention of bringing it down with u shot. Strangulation was then resolved upon as a means of despatch. Chains were passed around the neck of the ele phant, which had Le u bound, and the twoendsof the chains were drawn tightly by means of tackle. Tea minutes after ward the colossal creature had ceased to live. A DESERTED GARDEN. Tangled Ivy creeps and twinea Where one bloomed my lady's flowers, And th twisting wild woodbines Weave o'er all their clustering bowers; And the fruit trws from tho wall Droop forgotten and forlorn. And tha rose tresis, thick ami tall, From their trellis-work are torn, Dewy paths once velvet smooth For the dainty steps of youth Weedy now, nnd overgrown With the rank grass all uumown. Here and there, amid confusion, Gleams a berry ararlet-hued, -- And pale bind-weed in profusion By the summer breezos wooed, Creeps where onre verbenas grew. Or the myrtle, flowered so fair, In the warm and scented air; And the speedwell deepest blue Shakes its frail flowers everywhere. Bo, amid theso paths, all haunted By the memory of old flowers, Orowthsse wildwood blooms undaunted, Through the glowing autumn hours, Ah ! how long ago it seorrm (Since bright faces glowed and smiled In tbU garden of our dreams, Now so desolate and wild! They will come again no more, ) And no time shall e'er restore Golden days and fairy flowers To these wearied hearts of ours. Chambers' Journal. A NARROW ESCAPE. A TRUE STOHT OF THE COMMUNE. I had been through the French war or as the precise word-mongers have it through the Franco-German war. It will be understood by any military man that such was no jocose experience. Tho word went out on the 10th of July, 1870, from the bumptious French assembly thnt France was going to have one of her periodical walk-overs across the German states, and in effect that this was all to be for the glory of the rein of Napoleon III. While some of its chief actors still sur vive, let me tell a little experience of an associate in journalism, who afteward be came the bravest and ablest newspaper correspondent of his time. This was tho late J. A. MacGahan, whose remains were removed from their temporary sepul ture on the Bosphorus, whero they were interred on the 7th of June, 1877, at the instance of the State of Ohio, whose son he was, on board a national man-of-war, and afterward buried with great cere mony at tho expense of tho common wealth. MacGahan had accompanied Bourbaki in his disastrous campaign in the southeast of France, where tho general's forces were finally annihilated, and the entire command of nearly 100,000 men was driven into Swit zerland, where they were subsequently interned. Thence MacGahan hastened away to Bordeaux, where a newly-elected assembly was convened to determine if the French would accept tho terms of peace laid down by Bismarck, which, among other conditions, provided for the partial and temMirary occupation ot Paris, or continue the war a poutrance, as de manded by Gambetta, Garibaldi and Victor Hugo. It was here that I first met MacGahan in his striking costume, top boots, military overcoat and slouch bat, in the midst of an excited crowd, arguing with a hot-headed delegate. I had arrived in Bordeaux from Chanzy's army of the Louvre, which had been terribly defeated by tho splendid com mand of Frederick Charles, who, upou my capture as a prisoner, imposed such rigorous conditions in my parole that I surrendered the instrument, and, in a blinding snow storm, mounted on a fleet horse, and pursued by a squad of Uhlans, succeeded in jumping the German lines and was kindly concealed by the sisters in a convent near Saumur until' the armistice was declared. Then I started for Bordeaux. Throughout the stormy sessions of that remarkable assembly there were gath ered in that beautiful city of the Gironde all of the foremost men of France, Thiers, Jules Favre, Grevy, Simon, Rochefort, Dupanloup and others of equal fame among tho number. The elective body finally accepted the humiliating terms of the German conqueror amid the increas ing restlessness of the French people. Nearly all of tho creat cities were agita ted by labor troubles, socialistic demon strations and communal manifestoes It was in such a dark hour that MacGahan and I went up to Paris on the first train that entered the capital from the south west, to find the people dark, gloomy and sombre, sallow in skin, irresolute in gait and savage in aspect, when pleasant ly greeted; and all of this as the net out come of an unhappy termination of a five months' siege, when threatened starvation even went to the poiut in some instances of eating human flesh. Turbu lent signs began to appear immediately in the evacuation of the capital by the Ger man corps of BlumenthaljW hicu occurred on the Hd of March, 1871. A week later a red flag was flying from the column of the Bastille. The communal clubs be gan to organize. Sedition was preached in the cafes and the almost universal cry of the population was for a republic, while divers factions wanted divers forms of anarchy. Events were not slow in culminating. Cannon, insecurely guarded by the regulars, were seized by the arti aun politicians, carried away to the weights of Montmartre, and in a twink ling barricades rose upou tlmt naturally fortified elevation. A few shots on the morning of tho 18th of March, two gen erals, Thomas and LeCompte, put to death on Montmartre for inspecting the communal camp, and the regular troops withdrew from the city, and on that beautiful Sunday morning the red flag aas flying from tho Hotel do Ville, and than began a ten weeks' rein of one of the mot frightful chapters in French history one, too, that came near being repented throughout France and, indeed, in the great capitals where the tendency was for revolutionary and democratic forms. I w-ill not give the details of this bloody drama, in which MacGahan and myself were called upon, from our pecu liar duties and associations, to net rather conspicuous and unwelcome parts, beyond saying that we were in the secrets of the communists . from the moment they took possession of the city until the last of them the leaders were either sum marily shot on capture, subsequently ex ecuted after trial by drum-head court martial, or become forced exiles or de ported convicts in the South Pacific colonies of France. Mounted on horse back, we rode daily along the lines of the commune forces, which at their max imum, reached as high ns 200,000 men, and were constantly under fire during the day time, watching the slow progress of the troops of Mac.Mahon advancing by barricade toward the ramparts, with the aid of scige guns and the other expedi ents of approach toward a walled city. During this kind of activity life in Paris was not without its charms. The April and May weather was delightful in the citv, and the boulevards and cafes were sufficiently deserted to give an air of novelty to the lightest-hearted people in Europe. It is a mistake to suppose that the general life of the city was disorderly during the reign of the communal body. In"act their ephemeral and subsequently bloody council did some very curious things. It shut up by stern decrer all dram-shops. Gambling was an aristo cratic crime, sub jecting the offender to imprisonment, while spelling was de clared a badge of the privileged orders and hence relegated to the old notions of the past. Everybody could spell as they might chooe, and it is a curious fact that, while the French academy was dis cussing the question whether the word "hypothenuse" should be spelled with or without the "h." the decree abolish ing spellingjwas bulletined at the Hotel de Ville. Wnr and promoters of war were to be considered as assassins and outlaws, and at the very moment when this was announced as the law of Paris, the body of legislators promulgating it were de manding monev from the bank of France and the leading railway corporations centreing in Paris wherewith to purchase munition, pay their sol diers thirty cents a day and otherwise defray the expenses of their civil and military carnage. During this period MacGahan and myself were quartered in the Place Vendome, with our horses nnd messengers, and daily appeared publicly on horseback or in the cafes with prominent leaders of the re volt, and thus, of course, became marked men by the mouchards of the regular government. It was part of our business to be friendly with them, and many a fine breakfast did I have with Bergeret nnd his wife nnd family in the Palais de Bourbon, in the very salon, too, that was previously reserved for the kings, em perors and presidents' of France ; and I suspect it would have been a harder fate for me if it were known subsequently, when arrested, how much of the rare old imperial vintages we despoiled at the matutinal feasts, when we drank, of course, to the success of our hosts, with howsoever a hypocritical smile. After the long and bitter struggle which the Commune made to retain possession of the city, the Versailles or regular army of MacMahon entered by the Porte Maillot on the morning of the 22d of May, this gate having been betrayed by a treacherous Communist for immunity and the gift of 500,000 francs. Thence forth and until the 1st of June, w hen a state of peace was proclaimed and posted on the walls of Paris, announcing the triumph of the regular troops, there transpired the bloodiest week in the his tory of the city since tho days when Ca?sar was there with his Roman legions. On the morning of tho 2:5d. all of the important palaces and public buildings were fired by decree of the committee of public safety ; the archbishop and sixty and more priests were summarily shot as hostages in the prison yard of La Ro quet te, and it seemed as if that imperial anil beautiful capital would burn down to an utter ruin. Explosions were of mo mentary occurrence; the cutters were lit erally running with blood, and in all of the great and celebrated quarters of Paris, corpses and wounded were lying t:s they fell. In the midst of this carnage the bombardment was tierce, and monument al buildings, like the Tuileries. the Lou vre, the Madeleine and the Triumphal Arch were being bruised and battered, while the facades of historical structures were falling amid flame and smoke. Such wildness, devastation and destruction were never surpassed. It was at this mo ment, and while MacGahan and I were seated at dinner in an American pension in the Rue Coumartin, that a troop of sol diers entered the dining-room and rude-" ly seized us, together with two American ladies who were under our protection, and told us we were under arrest for being implicated with tho communal leaders, for tirmr on the troops and in many ways aiding and abetting the insurrec tion. Both of us had on our persons a score or more of communal and bloody passes signed by such chiefs as Bcrcjeret Cluseret, Domhrowski, Dclaeldze, Rossel and Raoul Rigalut, the prince of fiends of the entire revolt. By a clever ex pedient we managed to leave these behind us; otherwise we would have lieeu hhot in the street below, as the order was to t ike no prisoners, whatever, their nationality, whose concern in tho commune was unmistakable, aud to this line of conduct the invaders ruthlessly adhered, nnd many an innocent so journer in Paris was shot down and carted off to a nameless grave, doubtless, to be num bered among his friends as "missing." From the dining-room we were closely guarded to the streets below, with the ladie, who were numbered as co-con spirators, and thus while surrounded by fixed bayonets pricking our very skins, and with bare heads, nnd followed by a howling mob crying for our blood, we were marched to the Boulevard, where the crowd, augmented to thousands, the wild whoop for revenge increasing at every step. It was a curious part of the ex perience on our way to the military head quarters of General Vinois, the governor of Paris, thnt the very shopkeepers res taurateurs, barbers and newspaper venders of whom we had been liberal patrons were the loudest in their denunciations nnd demands for our lives. With our ladies crying in mortal terror, and our selves gloomy about the chance of life, we arrived nt the prison pen in the Place Vendome, where they were making up the squnds to be shot. It was a brief ceremony that was undergone by the captain in charge. He filled out tho charge, name, address and occupation, and then his duty was done. MacGahan, who undertook to speak for the party, tried to explain our position, which the gruff captain heard with impatience, when my friend handed him a letter from Archbishop Dupanloup, one of the most famous prelates of France, and turning to me said: "I think that will fetch the brute." The captain rushed on MacGahan for speaking English, which he did not understand, and began a vigorous as sault ; while the bayonets closed about us. We were taken down from this apartment crowded with thieves, communial incen diaries and tho riff-raff of Paris, at 10 o'clock at night, and placed in one of the death squads, numbering about twenty. But before it could be marched out to ward Versailles, when we were to be de spatched on the way, Minister Washburne arrived, saw General Vinois just fifteen minutes before the appointed time, and explained who and what we were. He had been informed of our imminent peril by his private secretary, who had wit nessed our arrest, and had come from a distant part of Paris nt great danger to his life and with remarkable luck in turn ing the barricades. Altogether it was a fortunate train of circumstances that saved the lives of the quartette, at a time when all Paris was delirious with rage and thousands of rash but innocent foreigners went involuntarily to their final sleep. Alcan S. Southicorth, in Mail and Ex press. Birds and Bonnets. In view of the fact that the destruction of birds for millinery purposes it at pres ent attracting general attention, the ap pended list of native birds seen on hats worn by ladies in tho streets of New York, may be of interest. It is chiefly the result of two late afternoon wlks through the uptown shopping districts, nnd, while very incomplete, still gives an idea of the species destroyed and the relative numbers of each : Robin 4 Brown thrush 1 Bluebird 3 Blaekburnian warbler 1 Blaekpoll warbler 3 Wilson's black -capped flycatcher 3 r al lot tanager 3 White-bellied swallow 1 Boliemian wax wing 1 Waxwiug 2:t Great northern shrike 1 Bine Grosbeak 1 Snow bunting ......15 Tree sparrow 2 White-throated sparrow 1 Bololiuk 1 M -n(low lark 2 Baltimore oriole 9 Purple Graekle 5 Blue jay fl Swallow tailed flycatcher 1 Kingbird.... 1 Kingfisher 1 Pileatel woodpecker 1 Red-headed woodpecker 2 Golden-winged woodpecker 21 Acadian owl 1 Carolina dove 1 Pinnated grouse 1 Hulled grouse.... 2 Quail lii Hamlet quail 2 Sanderliug 5 Big yellowlegs 1 Green heron 1 Virginia rail 1 Laughing pull 1 Coinmou gull 21 Black teru. 1 Grebe T It is evident that, in proportion to the number of hats seen, tho list of birds given is very small: but in most cases mutilation rendered identification impos sible. Thus, while one afternoon 700 hats were counted and on them but twenty birds recognized, 542 were decorated (?i with feathers of some kind. Of the 158 remaining, seventy-two were worn by young or middle-aged ladies, and eighty six by ladies in mourning or elderly ladies, or: Percentage of hats with feath&is 77 Without feathers 10 Without feathers. worn by ladies in mourn ing or elderly ladies 13 Forest ami stream. Hard on Father. A tombstone in a AVestern Massachu setts cemetery bears the following some what ambiguous epitaph : "Here lies the mother of children seven, Three on earth and four in Heaven; Those w ho died desiring rather Togo with mother than to live with father.' This seems a little rough on the old man, but those who knew say that no lack of affection foi "fi.thcr" inspired the verse. The deceased children be longed to that phenonieual class tif in fants who desire the glory of tho world beyond to a longer sojourn iu this. The Nightingale's Song. This is part of a French naturalist's at tempt to slate th3 nightingale's song there are twenty-one lines more, by the way : Did Bouei tiou, tiou, tiou, tout, tiou, iserr, suit, sorrserr sorr toi rs del mou, Quito ktu lau U u lau lau luu lau besc, V'eui biourre biourre, beviereaiuboiou. The last slave was sold in Virginia ia the tjjrinj of 1865 for 100 cabbage pUuts. THE HOME OF PRESIDENTS. A T017B THROUGH THE BOOMS O? j THE "WHITE HOUSE. Uciuitles oT the Ktecntlve Mansion Tlio Parlors Handsome Hall way h President's Diniiig-lloom. I'pthe steps of the portico and through the large entrance vestibule, we see an inner corridor separated from it by a handsome screen of glass mosaic. It is in itself a spacious apartment, eighteen feet wide and 100 long, reaching from the middle of the east room at one end to the conservatory nt tho other. South of this corridor Are three parlors, named respectively tho Green room, Blue room and Red room, from the prevailing color of decorations and furniture. West of the Red parlor, at the extreme south western end of the mansion, is the state dining-room, and on tho north side of the corridor, directly opposite, we find the President's private dining-room, which occupies with butler's pantry and the servants' waiting room immediately adjoining the northwest front of the building. Under this room, iu the base ment, is the kitchen. On the north side of the corridor is also situated the private staircase leading to the chambers. This portion of the corridor, which is the length of the state dining-room, can be separated at will from the more public and longer portion on the east, by double doors of inlaid mahogany. This long hall-way is an important part of the White House, nnd is treated accordingly. It is only lighted in the day time by tho doors opening into the parlors and from the open arches over the jeweled screen, so that no photographer has been able to secure a good picture. The walls, painted a warm cream-gray, are finished with a stenciled frieze, two feet deep, light green, gold and crimson, in conventional designs. The ceiling, a lighter tint of gray, is covered with figures in mixed colors, interspersed with brown and silver decorations in relief. A large semi-circular niche in the wall immedi ately opposite the front entrance and screen door, is gilded and contains a cir cular table of ebony and marble. The crimson Axminister carpet, well covered with small figures of a deeper shade, imparts a richness of tone which is very desirable in the half-light of ths day, and which responds, at niuht, to the light of three immense crystal chande liers. The furniture frames are ebony; the fabric, cream-colored brocade figured with shaded crimson. On the walls hang tho portraits of most of the Presidents, save that of Washington, which is in the East room, and those of Van Buren, J. Q. Adams and Arthur in the Red parlor and of Jefferson in the Library room above. In the western angles the bu -ts )f Washington and Hamilton, on pedes tals of ebony, gaze with sightless eyes upon the ever-changing panorama. The private corridor on the west is fitted up still more like a reception room. Each' corner angle is cut off by a tall cabinet of ebony, containing faieuce and plants in majolica holders; doorways are hung with portieres of Turkoman, in brown, yellow and crimson, with hori zontal stripes, and there are East lake chairs of ebony with seats and backs of embossed leather. A hexagon table with rosewood frame and marble top, accord ing to tradition, was frequently used by Jackson, when he lived in the White House, about the only article, in this part of thefbuilding, left from that compara tively late period. The wall tints of tho private corridor are darker than those of the larger one a kind of greenish gray with a parti-colored Japanese frieze, thirty inches deep. The broad staircase with one long landing, leading to the sec ond story, is finished with a hand rail and balusters of mahogany, and from the large carved newel-post a female figure in bronze, nearly life-size, holds, metaphori cally a torch, in reality a very prosaic gas fixture. The remaining figure con sists of a mahogany table, before a mir ror framed in the same wood. At tho foot of the stairs a door on the left or north side, leads into the Presi dent's private dininsr room. The walls cf this room are hung with heavy paper, imitating leather, a gilt ground with vines of shaded olive and crimson, and a frieze, thirty inches deep, of dark terra-cotta stamped velvet, with gilt molding. The ceiling is greenish gray. The white marble chimney piece and mantel are draped with crimson plush, and the same fabric covers the frame of the large plate glaxs mantel mir ror above. Axminster carpet cf dark green is well covered with figure in shaded olive and crimson. The mahogany chairs have dark grxen leather on the seats, with backs of wood. The wood work of tho room is painted a light tint, of the walls. The finest features of the room arc two large carved mahogany side boards, one on the west side of the room, the other on the south. The one on the right is a fine specimen of Cincinnati litiviii nuu times lroiu nit iiuiuiiust n- i tion of Mr. Hayes; the other was pro- cured when the entire room was fur nished anew under the direction of Mr. Arthur. Both are laden with plate and fine sjH'cimcns of the ceramic art. All the movable furniture anal plate of these rooms are under the care of the steward, who is required to give bonds to the value of $20,000, Ix-fore entering upon his duties. Good Jfouelwjinij. Astor and Girard. It litis often been said that John Jacob Astor was, sixty years ago, tho only citi leu of American worth 1,000,000. He may have bosu the only New Yorker then possessed of such a fortune, but the wealth of Stephen Girard, of Philadel phia, would at that time have reached at least fij, 0(10,000. He died in 18;H, leav ing an estate of $20,000.11011, much of it having been accumulated within fifteen ; twenty years. ATBAWN. At dawn of day when cowheUa ring 0r mellowing meadowlojials, where cling The clover-scented wreaths of mist, Half pparl in hue, half amethyst, Glad skybound larks leap np to sing. And bo my heart doth heavenward spring' When, like some virginal queen, you brlnj Fresh opening buds by rcphyrs kissad At dawn of day. Tho brpath, the balm, the glow you fling, Li:.e dewdrops from some bright bird's wing, Thrill all my bsinf, ai I lift To melodies that must desist, W hen the nightfall hath discrowned me, king At dawn of day. John Moran, in the Currti. HUMOR OF TIIE BAT. , A standing invitation Get up. A Stockton girl says a beau on the arm is worth two on the hat. rariftc Jtxttr. We disapprove of broom drills. The average woman can wield a broom too well already. Picayune. It has been asked, why is a doctor like a mole? He isn't. Moles dig their own holes; the doctor employs an undertaker. Merch-ant- Trareltr. Society is just like a pie. There is an upper crust and lower crust, but the real strength and substance lies between them. Xeto Haten Seitt. Chicago has a young woman who sleep" eight days in one inning. Some women will do almost anything to escape building tho kitchen fire. Botton Transcript. Explanations from the youth who was forcibly ejected from a west side residence the other evening are unnecessary. Tht reason was a parent. Detroit Free Press. 'Twixt women and wine, Man's lot is too smart ; For wine makes his head ache, And women his heart (ioodalVs Sun. It is reported that Henry Bergh is carrying his sympathies for animals so farthat he is cultivating a bald spot on his head as a pasture for flies. St. Paul HeraU. A Philadelphia man has discovered that the steady chewing of garlic will insure length of life. Not if the neigh bors know how to use their shotguns. Fall liite-r Adtance. "A seaman washed overboard," ex claiemd Mrs. Fangle as she read a news paper headline; "but he perhaps was so dirty they hadn't enough water on the ship." Pittsburg Chronicle. There is said to bo a decided reaction against flats in New York. In this part of the country the reaction has prevailed for a long time. It is applied with the toe of a boot. Burlington Free Press. There was a young lady named Wise, Whose brain was gigantic in size, She knew everything. Could iiaint, dance aud sing, But couldn't make custards and pins. IHttxburg Gazette. A New Y'ork dudo is dangerously ill from mental exhaustion and over-exertion. He attended a soap-bubble party the other evening and blew a bubble as large as a hickory nut. yorrutoitn lie rail. There is beauty in the soundless shower of snow, There is rhvthin in the rattle of the hail, But I love the merry spring. When the pretty blue birds sing, And the early flowers begin to deck the vale, When the gloomy winter's gone, And the robin on tha lawn Is a -singing and a-waggiug of his tail. Boston Courier. HEALTH HINTS. A glass of cold water taken every morning before breakfast will' keep the stomach in order. Cooked celery is said to be a specific for rheumatism. Cut the celery into small pieces and boil it until soft. The patient should drink the water in which it hi cooked. Serve the celery hot upon toast. In.case of a bite from a rabid dog, Dr. Billings recommends that the wounds be cauterized with strong carbolic acid. It is much less painful and more effective than burning with ahot iron. The wounds will also heal in less time. From the dangerous wounds which often result from running a rusty nail In the foot oa other part of the body, the following is said to be a certain cure: Smoke such wound, or any wound or bruise that is inflamed, with burning wool or woolen cloth. Twenty minutes in the smoke or wool will take the pain out. (ambling at Monaco. There is no one about to show the nov ice the game; no one is solicited. You play or let it alone as it pleases you, but it generally pleases you to play just to try the efficacy of a "system" confided to you iu a happy moment by some san guine tyro and warranted certain t break the bank sooner or later, a halluci nation which amounts to a mild form of lunacy, most common in and alout Monto Carlo. Palsied old men, with their noses on their (bins, and ancient dames who have outlived the charms of inoco gentle pas sions, are the most persistent gamblers; but the ubiquitous American never fails to be represented at aoino of the tables; many Englishmen and a large percentage of young Englishwomenfrom the girl who makes a lark of hazarding her five francs to the systematic gambling women, are all to bo seen, but all silent as a company of i-pectcrs. At 11 o'clock promptly the croupier get up, shake down the legs of their trousers w ith the air of c lerks let off for a holiday, the l ghls ar put out, th' great d wis ( lose I, an i by 12 o'clock, to all appearan -c, Monte Carlo is decor ns ly fust a-lce;i. .. itrnnl. In England a brewer cannot beet, no h peer, but u peer c in l' -com u brew r