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A HUMORIST OX HOTELS.
BILL
NYE GIVES UTS VIEWS ON
HOTEL ETIQUETTE.
Tom-hlnjr Ilornrmliranre by the Calm
tValtrr Contract riot ween New
York and Ulcmlivc, Montana.
Etiquette nt hotels is a subject that has
been but lightly treated upon by our
modern philosophy, and yet it is a subject
that lies very near to every American
heart. Had I not already more reforms
on hand thau I can possibly successfully
operate I would gladly use my strong so
cial influence and trenchant pen in that
direction. Etiquette at hotels, both on
the part of the proprietor, and his hire
lings, and the guest, is a matter that calls
loudly for improvement.
- The hotel waiter alone would well re
pay a close study. From the tardy and
polished loiterer of the effete East to that
olThand and social equal of the budding
West, all waiters are deserving of philo
sophical scrutiny. I was thrown in coji
taet with a waiter in New York last sum
mer whose manners were far more pol
ished than my own. Every time I saw
him standing there with his immaculate
pantaloons and swallow-tail coat, and the
far-away, chastened look of one who had
been unfortunate, but not crushed, I felt
that I was unworthy to be waited upon
by such a blue-blooded thor-oueh-bred,
and I often wished that we
had more such men in Congress. And
when he would take my order and go
away with it, nd after "the meridian of
my life had softened into the mellow
glory of the sere and yellow leaf, when
he came back, still looking quite young
and never having forgotten me, recogniz
ing me readily, after the long, dull,
desolate years, I was glad ; and I felt that
he deserved something more than mere
empty thanks, and I said to him: "Ah,
sir, you still remember me after years of
privation and suffering. When everyone
else" in New York has forgotten me, with
the exception of the confidence man, you
came to mo with the glad light of recog
nition in your clear eye. Would you be
offended if I gave you this trifling testi
monial of my regard T' at the same time
giving him my note at thirty days.
I wanted him to have something by
which to always remember me, and I
guess he has.
Speaking of waiters reminds me of one
at Glendive, Montana. We had to tele
graph ahead in order to get a place to
sleep, and when we registered the land
lord shoved out an old double-entry jour
nal for us to record our names and post
office address in. The office was the bar,
and before we could' get our rooms as
signed us we had to wait forty-five min
utes for the landlord to collect pay for
thirteen drinks and lick a personal friend.
Finally, when he got around by me, he
told me that I could sleep in the night
blender's bed, as he would be up all
night and might possibly get killed and
never need it again anyhow. It would
cost me $1 cash in advance to sleep one
night in the bartender's bed, he said, and
the house was so blamed full that be and
his wife had got to wait until things kind
of quieted down, and then they would
have to put a mattress on the fifteen-ball
pool table and sleep there.
I called attention to my valuable valise
that had been purchased at great cost,
and told him that he would be safe to
keep that behind the bar till I paid, but
he said he wasn't in the second-hand
valise business, and so I paid in advance.
It was humiliating, but he had the edge
on me.
At the tea-table I noticed that the
waiter was a young man who evidently
had not been always thus. He had the
air ot one who yearns to nave some one
tread on the tail of his coat. Meekness
with me. is one of my characteristics. It
is almost a passion. It is the result of
personal injuries received in former years
at the hands of parties who excelled me
in brute force, and who succeeded in
drawing me out in conversation, as it
were, till I made remarks that were in
judicious. So I did not disagree with this waiter,
although I had grounds. When he came
around and snorted in my er, "Salt pork,
antelope and cold beans," at the same
time leaning his full weight on my back
while he evaded the revenue laws by re
tailing his breath to the guests without
a license, I thought I would call for what
he had the most of, s ) I said if he didn't
mind and it wouldn't be too much trouble
I would take cold beans.
I will leave it to the calm, impassion
ate and unpurtisan read t to state whether
that rmark ought to create ill-feeling. I
do not think it ought. However, he was
irritable, and life to him seemed to be
cold and dark, so he went to the general de
livery window that led in t) the cold bt an
laboratory, and remarked in a hoarse, in
solent and ironical tone of voice:
" 'Nother suspicious-looking character
wants cold beans." Bill Xye, in Boston
Taking the Chances.
A majority of New Yorkers are taking
the chances, says the Gotham representa
tive of the Albany Journal. In one way
or another their fortune depends on un
certainties, the determination of which
belong to what we call luck. Much of
the fret and strain arise from the sus
pense of operations that in spirit are
gambling. Merchants buy goods on a
guess that they will
appreciate in value,
the marts of wholesale trade in provisions
are places of betting on prices and the
professed operations in Wall street are
hirdly more business-like than play at a
faro table. Roscoe Conkling told a
group of lawyers the other day of having
just been tempted to take up a divorce
case, although he had eschewed that
branch of practice, bec ause the fair liti
gant had interested him in the recital of
her wrongs by disclosing the manner in
which the had chosen her husbaud. "I
had two suitors," abe narrated, "and they
weie just ubout equal in good looks,
ngreeableness, ao.'ial position and outlook
for fortune. They popped the question
within two days of each other. I really
had DO preference. I suppose I didu't
care much for either. The da r came in
which I wa to give answers. I couldn't
make up my mind, so I flipped up a cent,
'head fur Jim and tad fur 15 b,' and that
was how I divided." She tuuk the
chances and they went iiiraint her, for
the got a his' mill wh ) ill-treated her and
ecuuie a Wurihless fcruuip, while the )e
jectcd suitor is fo.csor of riches aud
iuIIlU.
NT. TVS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN'.
Taris has eighteen practicing ffsmala
physician.
Fine nhrphrrd'i plaid i embroidered
with black.
Mark hoisery is worn by men, women
and children.
Fussy, superfluous trimmings are go-
ing out of favor.
Scarfs of fine white lawn re again
fashionably worn.
Open-worked silk stockings come to
match ball toilets.
Wool canvass with satin stripes 1
shown in all colors.
Rich oriental embroidery is used for
vests for silk dresses.
Hitching of embroidered crape are in
all the evening colors.
"All over" embroideries are now mado
wide enough for skirts.
Mrs. Elizabeth Dickinson is a success
ful jeweler of Hartford, Conn.
The Ilristol sisters have a very fine
florist's business in Topeka, Kansas.
Fringes in all colors are formed of
twisted stiands of very narrow fringe.
Ivory-white vests are worn with velvet,
silk aud tine wool basques of dark colors.
Mohair trimmings have dots of tinsel
through the centre, and are edged with
tinsel.
An English writer of fashion gossip
says that women are nowadays expected
to dress to match their china.
Mrs. General Sheridan is very punctil
ious about returning calls. She devotes
a portion of each day to this purpose.
High-post bedsteads with white mns
lia curtains, all of the olden time, are be
ing revived in all their imposing stateli
ness. At a Baltimore charity ball one lady
wore a necklace, bracelets and fan chain
composed of f2.50, fa, f 10 and $20 gold
pieces.
Considering the fact that all brides are
beautiful, a curious inquirer wants to
know where all the plain married women
come from.
"Beauty spots" are now painted with
India ink on the girl of the period's face,
and she thinks it a great deal better than
court plaster.
Bismarck's wife is described as a tall,
aristocratic looking woman with decided
but pleasing features aud of elegant but
simple taste in dress.
All sorts of odd and curious dress
fans are carried by the fashionable
women this season, some of which are
apparently purely ornamental.
"Box robes" of sateen, with broad and
narrow embroidery, are of reddish blue
with red cmoroidery, green with ecru,
and tan with white needlework.
A cynic remarks that a Philadelphia
woman wears a bustle so large that when
she is crossing the street she is on one
side before the bustle is half way over.
A French woman confesses to having
attended 722 balls in the effort to catch a
husband, and only having caught instead
bronchitis fourteen times, pleurisy thrice
and 120 colds in the hcai.
Plush bodices over skirts of a different
material and texture, and in some bril
liant color that harmonizes with the skirt
of embroidered or beaded tulle and lace,
form charming toilets for the evening.
Ondine is a new cotton fabric of soft
open weave closely resembling nun's
veiling. It is as thin as grenadine and is
to be had in all colors, with convention
alized figures, hieroglyphics and stripes.
A small bonnet of princesse shape has
a crown of poppy-red plush. The coronet
brim is covered with black astrakhan. A
bow of black velvet ribbon arranged on
top forms the only trimming. The strings
are of black velvet.
There need be no further concern in
the mind of the swain who would pur
chased ring for his sweetheart, now that
adjustable rings have come. Almost any
size finger can be accommodated, unless
the damsel come from St. Louis.
Qrfeen Victoria's birthday present to
the Crown Princess of Germany was a
"full dress" carriage, the interior of
which is lined with blue silk damask,
trimmed with gold fringe and tassels.
The outside is of claret color, with lines
of crimson, and all the mountings are of
brass. On the doors and panels the Eng
lish and Prussian arms are emblazoned in
relief.
Children's hair is rarely allowed to
hang loosely, but is braided, and for
growing girh is either tied with a ribbon
a few inches from the ends and allowed
to hang loosely below the tie, or has the
end of the braid turned up to the head
and tied there with a ribbon. The front
hair is waved or brushed back plainly.
A few straight bangs are seen, but they
are not considered at all stylish.
A charming wedding dress has the bod
ice and train of white and silver bro
cade. The petticoat is of white satin,
the front being covered with soft lace
dotted with tassels of crystal beads. The
lace is arranged in full folds caught to
gether in groups. The front of the bod
ice is also veiled with folds of the
beaded lace, held at the waist by a strap
of white satin. One side of the skirt is
trimmed with a garland of orange blos
soms. wuiiusumiiu, imu5.iuics.
The invalid son of a prominent phy
! sician up town has several canaries and
j mocking birds as well as pigeons, which
j he has otudied so thoroughly that he
claims to be able to understand all their
j different calls and notes.and by imitations
j to hold intelligent communication with
j his feathered pets. It would really seem as
if these birds have a language of their
own, for as he proved they have a differ
ent uote or call for every condition or
wish which on attention is recognizable.
A canary was taken into an adjoin
ing room und put in a cage, and in re
sponse to several peculiar notes of the
lad's, gave others that enabled him at
once to exclaim : "It is in a cage and can
not come to me !'' Immediately released
the bird uttered several n.tes, and the
lad exclaimed: "It is free and will come
to meif 1 want him!" A bird in the yard
below gave several khrill notes, and the
ladi-ai l: "He is pecking at something
which he cannot get."- Gtancingoiit the
window iu the yard i was discovered
that the bird was trying to pick some
seed that hau4becom imbedded in aoruc
vai'u-fl
d not. X York St a:
rnrsncd Ity an Avalanche.
Two sturdy miners started to ascend
one of our neighboring mountains with
the intention of working a claim that lay
near its crest. They made the trip on
Norwegian snow-shoes, on which they
worked their way up a narrow gulch lead
ing to their property. As they journeyed
on, one of them got to be some two hun
dred yards in advance of the other, and
it was while this distance separated them
that the leader by an uuhappy step over
turned a top-heavy mass of snow and
started a dreadful slide. He seized hold
of a convenient tree and called to his
companion to "look out I" The treo was
small and bent over under the weight of
moving snow. He let go and started
with the snow. The long shoes by this
time were firmly anchored in tho moving
mass, on I he was hurried along with no
power to stop himself by seizing the
trees which he passed. Fortunately, he
was on the tail end of the avalanche, and
thus rode it in safety, with nothing com
ing behind to cover him up.
When he found he had thus to be an
unwilling passensrer upon the terrible
train he looked ahead to see what had
become of his partner. The litter,seeing
that there was no escape on either side,
turned heels to the roaring mass and
started on a lifc-and-death run right
down the gulch. Then followed a wild
and thrilling chase. The man who was
anchored on top of the snow yelled at the
man in front to run, while he who was
pursued strained every muscle to keep
out of the jaws of the death that was
close at his heels. The sight would have
been amusing if it had not been of such a
serious nature. The race was kept up
for more than a mile, aud during the en
tire distance the fellow who was on top
kept yelling. "Run, run," and the hair of
the fellow who was running held his hat
poised four inches from his head while
ne headed for the valley. Often the
rolling snow struck the heels of his shoes
but it did not quite get him. More
quickly than it takes to tell it the hunted
man dashed out into the valley.and what
he thought was safety. The valley, how
ever was more dangerous than the moun
tain, as an unseen gulch crossed it, into
which the hunted man fell. Provklence,
though, was kind to him, for the slide
had spent its force, and the snow piled
up on the bank over which he had fallen.
When the two were able to look
nround one was lying at the bottom of
the gulch, while the other was seated
upon the crest of the snow bank that
looked over its edge. Atptn .Col.)
Times.
A Curious Climate.
One of the most curious results of my
observation is that the climate of Da
maraland possesses what we might call
an antiseptic character for several months
of every year. The quality is an attend
ant of the long annual drouth. Every
living thing suffers during that period
from the excessive heat, and much com
fort is impossible, even in the shade,
while in places exposed to the warm
winds the thermometer has risen to 129
degrees; and the sand, unmoistened for
six months, becomes so hot that I have
seen eggs hardened in it. This arid heat
is opposed to the propagation of ferment,
for it dries up everything that is exposed
to the wind before it has time to sour.
No manifestations of tuberculosis are
known. Wounds of every kind heal re
markably quickly and well, without
enough suppuration taking place to make
the bandages stick. The manner in which
large, neglected wounds heal of them
selves would form an interesting study
for a professional surgeon. I observed a
case of a Herero whose right lower arm
had been shattered in battle by a musket
ball. The healing process had worked
itself out in such a way thiit the whole
lower arm, with all its muscles, had be
come withered aud useless, while the up
per bone was whole and covered at its
lower end only with the brown skiu. All
the muscles and ligaments of the elbow
joint had vanished, while the shoulder
muscles remained, so that the unpleasant
spectacle was presented of a man appear
ing to gesticulate with his bones. A
woman lived at our station whose feet
had been barbarously cut off in some
war several years before, so that her
captors might more easily get off the
iron ornament which the Herero women
wear on their ankles. Although the
woman had to lie helpless for a long
time, her wounds eventually healed up.
and now she has been hopping around
on her knees for thirty years. Pojmlai
Scienci ifanthly.
For thirty years Dr. C. Fawcett has
been physician of the Union Protestant
Infirmary, Baltimore, Md., and his pub
lished opinion is that he has used Red
btar I ough Cure most effectively in cur
ing obstinate coughs and in treating con
sumption. Price, 25 cents.
The thawing breeze that follows the
blizzard is known in the Northwest as a
"c hi nook."
Hon. James Harlan, ex-Yice-Chancel-lor,
Louisville, Ky., says he uses 8t.
Jacobs Oil, that it is a most extraordinary
and absolute cure for rheumatism, and
kindred ailments, and that every family
should have it.
The Boston directory contains 1,300
Sullivans, 1,000 Murphys and 700 Mc
Carthys. Xeukalgia and ItuEfMATisM are de
picted in engravings as demons tearing at
the human form, but they could be more
truthfully described by showing a dis
ordered stomach of clogged blood vessels.
Vinegar Bitteks afford certain relief
and eventual cure for both by acting
uKm the internal system. It dispels all
pain demons iiistanter.
In Stuttgart, Germany, the tricycle has
been hdjptcd by the government for tho
postal service.
TIow toCi'Rb A Colu. I'll cure any cough
you ever lierd of, and ith one uf the simplest
remedies you ever saw; that remedy lb Al
len's Lung Balsam. It contains lio opium, and
it- perfectly liaruiltms. Mothvr can give it Ui
their childrru for croup wiui perfect baXety.
Price, Soc., i'lK-. und )1 perbottle. at DruiafiaU.
Bishop (Ihkkn of Mississippi, the uldest
A turmoil bishop. i biill active in the liarnesa
at tiie a(e ot eight en.
tHt l. oil's Patent Heel tiffeners applied to
your ne bjota and btioe before you wear
Ihnu out.
It outrivals all - Dr. Safe's Catarrh Kemedy,
t; iu.es D ihog) exists tor the belief that la
ctnaiu kind ot wttU.w all sign fall.
fl cannot renew youth, but we can prevent
BTy hair ty ueiiiR flail's Hair Kenewer.
Ayer'a l'ills are a never-failing remedy far
headache. reused by a disordered stomach.
Monit pop rorn I raised around Bloomings.
ton. 111., than anyw here flee In America.
Ftarlila, "The Land ef Flowers."
1 a paradise for the Invalid, and the "Foun
tain of Yniit h" was once lliouclit to he hid In
me of Its forest iiUrles. It I now the haven of
many (imsumpt Ivea, who find benefit in her
Kemal warmth and fragrant flowers. The run
aiinipttve Invalid need not necessarily ito so far
from home and friend to get rellrf. Kor If
not In the 1at Mate of the disease. Or. R. V.
Pierce's "liolden Medical Disrnvery" will re
store to jierfeit health. Kor all ihrunle throat,
bronchial and lung diseases It la a most relia
ble aperitif. Hy drmtitista.
Sir Aniirkw Wai.kkh, one of the newly
created Kniilish baronets, owns over -V0 public
houses In Ixuidon.
Mother'e Smiles are the Mnnllcht of Heme.
'1 here would he lewer ilotiiN anil brighter
autinhtne in many households if every dispir
ited. HiinVrimc woman realized wlmt a boon
Dr. 1'iiTce's "favorite l'rrsi-iiptinn" is fot all
weakwviet and maladies to wlm li her sex is
liable. No liidv who irives this wonderful
remedy a trial will be disapointi-d by the re.
anil. It not only act promptly upon all func
tional derangements, out by it rare nervine
a d otiif properties etretigtheiia and repairs
the whole feminine system. Price reduced to
one dollar. Hy druiruins.
TllKRK are 3U members of the present British
house of commons in favor of woman suffrage,
Wiiile only UH are known to be opposed to it.
A Century of proifresa ha not pnxlured a
remedy equal to Kly's Cream Balm for Catarrh,
Cold in the Mead and Hav Kever. It Is not a
liquid or a snuff, but is perfectly safe and easily
applied with the tinner. It Rives Immediate
relief and cures the worst cases. Price SO rents.
At dniirnists. 60 cents by mail. Kly Bros.,
Oweiio. X. Y.
"A (iod-eend I Ely's Cream Balm," write
Mrs. M. A- .Jackson, of Portsmouth. N H., on
May S2. 1JS2. I had catarrh for three years!
had tried nearly all remedies but to no purisiio.
Two or three times a week my nine would
bleed quite freely and I thought the sores in it
w ould never heal. Your Balm has cured me.
This preparnt ion Is not a liquid or a snuff, and
is easily applied. Price AO rents.
Kly' Cream Balm I the most effective, con
venient and agreeable catarrh remedy I ever
used, and I have tried them all. C. 11. Cook,
Helming, Lauderdale. Co., Tenn.
Mkxsman's PKPTONij!itDKKrTiiitc. the only
preparation of beef containing Its entire mifrt
( (rr.ijxri irs. It contains blood-making
lon e, generating and life-sustaining properties;
invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration, and nil forms of general debility:
also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the
result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswi-lLHazard
Co., Proprietors, New York. Sold by druggists.
"Better late than never," but better never
late w hen trouhled with a cough or cold. Take
Dr. Kigelow's Positive Cure at once, which
cures all thmat and lung troubles speedily
and thoroughly. Pleasant for children. 50
cents and $1.
To err is human, bnt you make nnmistake If
you use Dr. Jones' Bed Clever Tonio for dvs
pepsia, coativenes. liad breath, piles, pimplos,
a'ueand malaria, poor appetite, low spirits, or
diseases ofjhe kidneys, stomach and liver. Sic.
The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads are
made of zincjtiid leather. Try them.
If afflicted with sore eves use Dr. Isaac
1 houipson'a Eye Water. Druggists sell it. iV.
The best coush medicine Is Piso's Care for
Consumption. Sold everywhere. Sh:
I Yeur Bleed I'liref
For Impure blood the best medicine known. Sco
vnx's Harsatarilla, or Plood Asn l.rvcR Svm-r.
nisy be Implicitly ri lled on w hen everrthlng else
fulls. Take It In the sprln time especially f..r the
Impure secretions of the blnod Incidental to that
season of the year ; and take tt stall times for Cancer,
Scrofula. Llvert'omplalnts, Weakness. Rlli. Tumors.
Swelling. Skin IMsrases, Malaria, and the thousand
Ills thnt cotae from Impure blood. To Insure a
cheerful disposition take Scoviijs Blood asp Liver
Sisi e. w hich will restore the mind to lu natural
equilibrium.
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REMEDY.
AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL
It Contains no Opium in Any Form.
AI.1.KV I.I Mi HAI.SAM In Three su,
Hon!,-. l'rw2. Ceiii-i. .'Vo ivuu&ull rvr H :n?.
Ihr 'A-t'eiit lU.tllesarf put up for Uls acroinnioJalioa
of ail who urlre lmply a l ouh or I'rnup Kema.lr
1 li'ife ilfslnns a reme lv for ruNsl'MP.V W or a i
LI Mi lnrt.AE ihould tevure the laro l boltWu.
Price, 25c, 50c. and $1 per Bottle.
SOLD BY ALL MEDICINE DEALERS
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OR. J. C. HOFFMAN, Jefferson, Wisconsin.
MOTS STOOTH POWDER
Keepluv Terth I'erlerl aud tiuaia Healthy.
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HPflvlfinC Irculars. cuL L. blSij.
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feufl mM New ark. N.J. Semi stamp i..r ji.
UlUII S rltlSa Rheumatic Remedy.
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ct Jacobs on
CEHTS A-CEHTS
for jyj toT
arch April fJ3ay
Are the months In which to purify your Woo l, and
foe thla purpoee there ! no metlu-lue equal to H.xsl'A
Ranaparllla. It purines, vitalises and enrli henthe
blood, remorlna all traces of scrofula or other ills
ease. U errates an appetite and Imparts new
atrencth sod lgor to the whole body. It Is the Weal
spring medicine. Try It.
"When I betas taklnt Rood's Rarsapartlla I w ss
dlixy In the mornlnt, had a headache and no appe
tite; but now lean hardly let en.ugh cooked to
eat" Emma BilKriRD, 1 Coral ntrcct, Worcester,
Mass.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
" I take Hood's arsapaiilla for a sprln medicine,
and I And It Just the thin. It tones up my system
and makes me feel like a different man. Mr wife
takes It for dyspepsia and she derives great benefit
from It She says It la the best medicine she ever
took. Frank C. Trunin, Hook ft Ladder No. 1,
Friend Street, Boston. Haas.
"I hare taken Hood's Sarsapartlla for dyspepsia,
which I had for the last nine or ten years, suffe ring
terribly. It has now entirely cured me." Una. A.
h'oarvx, Chlcopee, Mass.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Bold by alt druggists. 1 j six for gA. Prepared by
C L HOOD CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass.
IOO Doses One Dollar
GLUES
Ve4 tT tit tt. mutiutartmri
ant nirM-iiMi.t - In th world.
Pullnmn fftUt.- CtrC . M ia
A lUmlin Orrsn A Piano IV
J.iV, far 'V kind fi Vtrfc.
At the New Orl.au. hxpo.
Hon, Joint matto with It en
durtMi tftinf tram of oTr
1600 Pounds
TO A KQCIKK IXCH.
TWO GOLD MEDALS.
isn, a triM. law
IfTonrdealerdeemot keD It
send hlirsM snd I'v. eo.tsirs forssiiiplV.n 1 nrp
Bl'SSU CE1ET CO., tnencester Mass.
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Consumption Can Be Cured
DR.
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for tut:
LUNGS, DHL OH...
t ores t'ensnmptlen, Cold. Pnenmanla. In
llnrais, Hrearhial Difficulties, lirancbltls.
Maarenea., AsiMtata, i'raiio. Whoaplng
i ah, and all Disease el the Breniuiaa Or.
ana. ll aoothea end hrsl.tn. lfnsrsissl
the l.snts, leifnitiea not! poisoned tv the ili
eaae, and prevexia the nlalil aweats and
ttfhtnce aerosa the elti-at m h eh accompany
It. t'enseiiiniien Is net an Incurable inaladv,
IIAl.l.'H IIAI.NAM will rare yea, evea
.Relieved at Last!
know ft rent lent an tn thtt crwtntv who, tit
months ntfo, u almcwt hoi! crtppU fi-in an
attack of rhrunmtloni. H could, acan-rlT hohhle
aenwa th rmm. ued cnitrhr, mini -uitd him
vlf tbat h had lit tit- If anv hui of evrr rrroTriii.
W saw him In our town iawt wN-k. walking about
fta lively aa anv other man, and In th AriMt halth
aud aplrita. I non our Inqulrr at to xvhai had workNl
auch a wuodrnil rhantrr tn hl oondnioa h replied
that 8. 8. h. hud cured him. After uin a doaen and
a half bottle, he ha n tranfornioir from a mta
ermble cripple to a happy, healthy man. Hr ta noua
oth?r than Kr. fc. R lJui.bert." Syti leirphons.
TTsatleno BltMtd and Skin IMaeajira mallMl frtk
The SwirT hrr.riric Co., irawer a, AUaata, Ga. or
15? W. Ml 8t., N. V.
or all aiK.
Writ.?) for Circular
and tell un what you
want, B. W. PaVNK a SO.NS, Urawr IftVi. Clmi4
K. Y-, or New York City. Ka.UTti Airenu. Hill.
Clarke a Co.. Bonton, Ma, our patenU'd Vertu-!
boiler will not prime. No daiiKr o( burning Aua.
I CURE FITS!
When 1 say run 1 do nt maan mrly to atop them
for a lima aitd then Wave theiu return ajrain. I ruaan a
rd-J oure- 1 h wade Vim duvaa tf UTO, k-Tl-Lkr5V
or FAIX1NO bU tSfcrtS a Ufa-long study. I
warraat my rvrued to ount thawontt cases. Heoauaa
liters havs failed tana raaaonfor not now receiving a
curs. Hand at one for a treatla and a Krea Bolt ! f
my lafaiUWa rimedy. Give fciprewa and hut offlo,
Xtooxts au net hi rig- far a trial, and I will cure you.
Aadre&s Is. H. ii. KOOT, 13 Pearl bL, New Turk.
A STHMA CURED!
VA bersaa Aathsaa Cmr aerer . to ff1
Sftirtabto itMti: vflkMta rarM kM all etkfr hUL A I
I w iMavd.iM r4a U ia ur mm . lasorM mbi-
("ti oMMMtrM IA mou Uci. Prtos AO cu aadl
JtpT UK. K. dOMlfKaAN, au fmui. Mia.. I
EES
CUHtS ehlKt All flSl (AllS.
Best Cough S run. Tastes gooii.
in time, rsoia uv unirgisis.
koi hvk's i:n;i.i-ii tomc
DYSPEPSIA PILLS
The great tnnlisli reuiedy. Sot only mn-s tu.
but pt.rniauiitit' i-iirs. Turt-lv ve:"tiihle, perfeerlv
harmless. MAM K It A INCAHI), Agenta,
5s aad Mill Mxilt Avenue, New Yei-k.
I ANTFD Ladles and lieiitlemen to
Work sent br wail. So eauvas.lng W
have good demand tor our work, ana fur
nish steady employment. Address, with
eiaaip.CaiiWN Alm.t oVX Viustsi.,Ciu.o.
LADIES!
fMprflnoaa Hair p ruiuur-ntlv dUnved atoned.
It I !T pnniiHv itlii.ed In natural manner.
K KG I LATIN,, l'l I.I.S. Alw ay a oaf aud sure.
l.KI ) It II K A. Worst cacd cured In tt dtty.
braled prtuular Acta In lumpR.
CHt-Mlt'AL i.u. H47 Bmadwjy, New York.
WELL BORIFJC AND KOCH
DhlLLInli Wl HlliiS Tmi for all kimi, of u
..!.! LOOMIS A. NYMAM.1 IFFIN.OHIO.
MITCH tlX'sl Perforated Belladonna
s'laalera L-ure stl Actitst aud t'aius. su.-s iVo.u
ely 1t ilai ctu.i bi-ux iietwvea tuesujuldom. ojld
bjl iruaisleveisuaru.
SPVH Sk"K yi'll'I far rr.f. Mood, 't lll.pir.u.t
Lil W Rsas .a LirM Hsklag, N.w Pnlsi.u. Su4 a.ulk.
Cuuul, IA.auiAMUiSssA.rra.HIUlllUuusAU,U.
L
sVnne IfDHlDO anlMa
stAjud wiui iha euv
TKAI'B MAHK.
r!n PK AM
ywtwa Talk iaoUaap, aotual rvaolu oouut. i-.
pared fruia ta valuable tuedicinai Tirtuea
of freaii Hope, combined witti -.t,u m. i'lirtwti
aiut Hemlock, taeaa plaatsfiia r-Tsirca Heaiiug aud
auraUva properties unknown u oUitrr kiuda. All
aJiaoa and pauia tiiat Uirmeat Uta buuuu badjr arv
msutnUy reUeved aad apeeuljr ourodj tho wora
aut aad weak parts s LrttiUx anad . Prompt, au
wamuttaa Uie very bt plaatex la th.e world.
jBca!)
j ENGINES lix
I lr ALL SllKA. P L Jfl
H Write for 1'lreular IV '
Ijist spring my who:e family took Hood's "afaa-
parllla. The result Is that all hare been cured ef
scrofula, my little boy being entirely fref from
sores, and all four of my children look bright and
healthy ss possibly can be. I hare found lloed's
"arsaparllla also good for catarrh, with which I aaTe
been troubled since the war. Nothlag did M e
much good as Hood's Rarsapartlla." Wn. B. Athrr
tor, Passaic ritr. N.J.
"1 hare used Hood's Sarsapsrtlla In my family and
eonalaer It a splendid blood piirlfler."-J. F. Wn
smith. North 7th street, Brooklyn, N. T.
Purifies tho Blood
"My wife thinks there Is nothing like Hood's B
satiartlla, and we are never without It In the house."
K. H. I.attrf.r, Syracuse, N. Y.
"When I bought Hood's Sarsaparilla I made
good Investment of one dollar In medicine for the
first time. It has driven off rheumatism and Im
proved my appetite so much that my boarding mis
tress says I must keep It locked up or she will be
obliged to raise my hoard with every other boarder
that takes Hood's Sarsaparilla. "-Thomas Bcauu.
91 Tlllary Street, Brooklyn, N. Y.
Roldhy slldninl.is. s)l ; six for g-V Prepared b
C. I. HOOD CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mess.
IOO Doses One Dollar .
ViNEGAE BiTTEES
la tho grreat Bloo4 Pnrlflerand Mfe-giTtac
I'rlmiple; a Ueutle l'ury.'.ivr and ToalcJ a perfect
Henovstor and Invlf nrau.r of the system.
In Vlnegrisr Hlttere there la Tltallty bat
no alcoholic or mineral poison.
lllsrasr. of the Mills, ef whatever naase
or nature, are literally duff up aa4 carried eutet
the system In a short time by the use of the BHtera.
V Inegsr Hlttere allays fe-eertehnesa. Jt re
Uevea. aud in time ciirea Kheumailam, Neuralela,
OonL, and similar painful diseaaea.
Vinegar Blttere cure Conjtipatlos. a""
preventa lilarrhcem.
Weer before hse medldne been com
pouuded possessing tho power of VntMAa Iit
tuns to heal the suk.
fiend for eitlier of our TeJnawe refsrsnr-a
hooka for I allien, ler farmer, for noecchanUA out
Medical Treatise on Mseaaee), or our (.ateshism
on Intemperance and Toliaooo, which last aheuMI
be read by every child and rwith In the land.
nj two of the above book! mailed tit
receipt of four ceuta for reglBtratloB fees).
It II. McDonald Drug Co., 68 Washington 8, Tf.Y.
Piso's TtemedT for Catarrh la the
Beat, Kaaleal to Use, and Cheapseb
Also good fhr Cold In tbe Bead,
Headache, Hay Fever, & Mcenk.
"Judging from its elteets in nr ease. Pise's Reins,
dv for Ceurrh Is 1 txcelssor.' " H. i. Kmowutob
liollsod, New York.
Pise's Remedy T Catart I
vlaUs n
taeapest. I
Best, lLaaiest to tse, aau m
Also good fhr Oild In the Raad. I I
BudAxXie, Hay Fever, Ac U ceata.
' Piso's Heuoedy tor Catarrli gave m almasMmsae
dlatereliet." E DaaiitKau. Audubon, leva.
n
Piso's Remedy ftir Catarrh
h Is tbe r
heapeat. I I
Beat, Kaatesl to Vse, and Cheapest.
1
Also good fhr Celd In the Hsa4,
Headsets, Hay Fever, tc M cenia.
" Piso's Itonirdy for Catarrh Is ust the medteinet
have been louaioic lor " W. Oi'Toa. MayavUW, Ij.
Plan's Rnnedv fhr Catarrh
la the rl
mi
Beat, Kaawat to Use, and Chea
Also good fhr Cold
In the laad. I j
, Ac 0 cents.
Headache, Hay Fever,
"Piso's Remedy for Catarrh has dans me move
good thn sn tlung 1 ever ineo. Jaissn. a. ox
UI, Curnwall Bndae, Conn.
n Piso's Remedy fhr Catarrh Is the l
Beat, asieat to Csa, aad Cheaaeat. ! i
1 Also good for Cold In the Bead, J
I J Headaclie, Hay Fever, Ac 40 ceo la. j '
"Pl.o's Remedy forCatarrh t. produeJng fsTorable
reaulLs." oo- n. niiMAK. railaaaiMiia. ra.
Piso's Rsmedv a,r Catarrh Is the
Best, Kasiesl to Use, and Cheapest. I
mi
e Bead, I I ,
Woeula. LI
Also good fhr Cold In tbe
Headache, I
, Hay Fever, Ac
No Rope to Cut 01 Horses' Manes
Celebrated IXI.lPa K II Al.TgK
and liKIUI.b t smslsiiu cuuot
be .slipped by any nre. .-iam
lisltei to anv Dirt of U. a. rres
reeeipl of 1. Sold bv all Sad tier,
haetlware ana ttAruss. ieaier
bpeclal discount to las Trade,
bend for frioe List.
J. V. I.KiUTIIOrSE,
Hocaester, i
Aa srrtve M.a er We
.unt. In .til ur aoa, Sasw, I
m-. 1 ttnvastinf wuint raskl rsrtlruaua
HrBMiitnatiSfRiN. r-iaeiiw
lm Btaadard SUver-ware Co. Vaaboa, Masai
PATCMTC Obtained. Send status lor
AT till O laveuiora'aoida, Uttiaa.
Ka n, Patent Lawyer, aamiigiun. iX
OMI V A Qulek, Permanent
"UTi CritK for ..0"T
t i l 11 A IllfOU. DKKI I.ITY, N t. It
Ill Coila VIII st, klkSKsS. Na
aaarkery. IMllsf I Tt HIS tUOOVS.
book by mall. sKA l.tl. (Hit.
kKlA MkLiRAI. CO., nlKVALOi N. T
llfesxpria(b ftiurkbi a4 qsiekearea. Trial pae
agaa. bwe ttiABip rrctul ruuiars. Adrea,
Dr. WARD . CO., LOLlbU.VA. MO.
PENNYROYAL PIL
"CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH."
Th Original and Oulj UtaaUf.
If u4 alwt KrliM. n-warsaf weKklema lalt'ssa.
In4itinuMt li LADIES. Ask Jtiir UrMfftfUt fcf
few-heeler's CnaTUkHan4 Ut a Uv, mr tut .
.frp- he ut ivr ijui:i.:ti tn itfr t reiNm asaU.
NAME PAPf C-hlefteatar 4'heawtral to-,
s i siMUeii Btaarj busish re
ter'a ti
Friirgl
feaajreral lltla. Ti a oiber.
asve-s-i-r.-j'
BEBIUTATED ltLLvN.
Yoa axe allowed afrm trial of thirty Aau of tb xm
n
ssesir-
HI J
I 1 i
LJ
f 4
u
ita v -tw
lf BflTED
aaa laeer
Ma.
vs
of Dr. Dye' tVlclntteii Voltaic bH w.'ift biex-tric bu .
pnr,iiry applUu.va, fr It.e ait-edf rt'llif nl keT
miaftit ours ti AfTi,)ui ItrOihtu, loaa of VtiatUy nt
Xjuwwi, aud Ml kindnsl troutilea. Abto for many
oi t-r diwast'i Cmpirt reatorat in to tleaUU, V gor,
and VanlHKXl imuruuicftl. jso ritt la lcurda lilua
intd panirhlet in tvnVrf entvlopc mailed free.lhyaA
Urt'uxig V UJuTAlC UtLTCOeiUi-rahaU.iUic
M
Is TUB Brst
Waterproof Coat
U lm Ml
IVn't warteToor money on a pum or ru' -r t-.at. The FISH HltAM tLI('RF.I
isabMiluirly v-ie-r arid H-'Ji'f ratM,-. uitd u ill k-M vou d; v til iLe litr.et florin
Afc ttr the "'bH IrtKAMi" sli. kkat uiul uV- oilier. If wur ctort kt . ikt iU
de-nil t"rrt.jT'!.tivrtts!t'L''ir !) A .1 Ti'UFU .n i st h .-i..n V.itv
A HE TIIE FAMOUS
OP PIiHSTERS.
I fff Uiem far lW-a..oUe. 8.daakjUe, LumU-1
! all alMjtij aLurp ur tlu.U p;:i3, dxH ot aeejtt-
1 ed. and aaporieaoe i.:r wouutrtul sooUAiDtpaiui-
auliiiaAjuuduliniaaUniqu-,,ii:::. Uopl'laatv.-abolt; I
, ovary where, 36 eta., 6 1 r , 1 00. Mio& to r'-ce-l
Proprievora, HO i?LACT-.a CO., Boeion, alaaa. (