OUR MERRY MISCELLANY.
liATTOnABIi'E TAEN8 OM1AITED
niOJt THE NEW 3 PAP EE PRESS.
Sir tick Bonanza Occupation Gone
Jnut for tho Trlnciplo Tho
Keen It of Imagination, Ktc.
Smith "Brown, I am pl.-id to se you
looking io well and prosperous; Big
change since I saw you three months ago.
Have you struck a bonanza?"
Brown "Yen. You know I nm one of
tho heirs to the Hyde estate in England,
worth over threo hundred millions of
dollars?"
Smith (excited) "Certainly. You
don't mean to tell ine that tho thing is
settled.'"
Brown "Yes, so far as I am concerned.
I've dropped all claims, and am now giv
ing close attention to business. I should
say I had struck a bonanza!"
Occupation Gone.
Broker (to friend) "You remember
that very bright young fellow who used
to shine my boots?"
Friend (thinking a moment) "Yes;
smart boy that."
Broker (dubiously) "A little too
smart. lie's run off with old R 's
daughter."
Friend (with a whistle) "The young
rogue ! So nothing but an heiress would
suit him?" 1
Broker (reflectively) "Well, he's got
plenty of money and has married into a
tine family, but I fear it's a terrible mes
alliance." Friend (chuckling) "Ah, I suppose
you re altraid he won t shino in society?"
Just For the Principle.
A man in Copiah countv, Mississippi,
came out of his cotton field one day at
noon and turned his plow-mule in the
yard and threw her a bundle of fodder,
and then entered the house to eat his own
dinner. A mangy, half-starved calf that
was grazing in the yard wandered over
to the mule and fodder and began eatinsr.
The mule backed her ears and heels and
kicked the calf so severely that it fell to
tne ground nnd died.
The children called to their father:
"Oh, papa! Old Bet's done killed
Billv."
The father immediately seized his gun
and rushed out into the yard, and, seeing
what the mule ha J done, in his rage dis
charged both barrels of the gun at the
mule, killing her almost instantly. A
neighbor passing along about that time
inquired:
"Jones, don't you think it mighty poor
business to kill a" $100-mule all about a
t2-calf?"
"Hundred-dollar mule! Thunder, it's
not a money matter with me. It is the
principle of the thing." Detroit Free
Prat.
Result of Imagination.
My health- got run down, I failed in
trade and I thought I would go to farm
ing. I bought me a piece of land in
Aroostook, built myself a cabin and set
to work clearing "it. This was forty
years ago. It was in the falL I didn't
nave time to build much of a house, so
I just clapped shingles over the cracks.
It was rather cold for us my wife and
me. We didn't sleep very comfortable
nights. A friend told us to get an air
tight stove, put a big chunk of wood in
when we went to bed, and the coals
would keep us warm all night and warm
the cabin. These round sheet-iron air
tight stoves had just come into fashion
then. I got me one and set her up. A
short time before I turned in, I put in a
heavy chunk of beach wood that I sawed
right off a log. We turned in early and
began ta talk over our prospects in our
new life.
"What a grand thing that air-tight
stove is for us, Mary Ellen," says L
"Yes." says she, "but ain't it get
ting a little too' hot for comfort?"
I told her I didn't know but it was,
and so I urned down one quilt. Before
we got to sleep we had to turn down an
other quiit. It was a cold night but
that new air-tight seemed to heat up tre
mendously. "I never saw such a heater, Jerry,"
says Mary Ellen.
"Neither did I," say 3 L
In the night I woke up and it was so
warm that I turned down another quilt
and left nothing but a sheet over us.
Well, in the morning I got up and went
to the stove to stir up the coals and put
on some more wood. Coals ! Bless ye,
there wasn't a spark in the stove '. That
big chunk wasn't even charred. There
hadn't been enough fire in that stove,
all night, to tech eff my pipe with. The
beech log was to soggy to warm us up,
but that new air-tight stove and our im
agination did the business just as welL
Old Settler, in LeicUton Journal.
Don't Like the Special Delivery.
The old gentleman walked into the
office Tuesday mornincr, and he was not
looking like a man who had much to live
for.
"Ah, good morning, Mr. Elderberry,"
greeted the bookkeeper, '-you don't ap
pear happy this morning."
"Nor am I," replied Mr. E.
What is the difficulty, malaria?"
"Malaria, the deuce !'' interposed Mr. E
"Of course not. It's that new-fangled
postage stamp."
The bookkeeper looked at Mr. E. with
grave suspicion.
"I can't understand," he said, "how
that should make you look so perfectly
broken up."
"You haven't a grown daughter or
two, have you?" asked Mr. E.
Again the bookkeeper's face wore a
look of suspicion.
"No, sir; Ican't say that I have," he
admitted.
"Then you don't know anything about
it"
"May I ask you to explain ?"
"Certainly you may, and I hope when
your daughters grow up there won't be
any special postage stamps. You see,
my girl's got a beau somewhere out West,
and he's been in the habit of writing to
her fourteen or fifteen times a week. A
two-ceut stiuip answered the purpose
very well, until the new ten-cent style
came in, and since that date I believe
that yeung man has used all his salary in
'nips, uud riny girl has wasted a half
a of ink aud worn out a peck of steel
signing for the blamed specials,
bother me much, though, till
last, night, and that's what hurts me now.
Everybody went to the theatre and left
me home in charge, and at 9 o'clock
went to bed. I wss tired and went to
bed for purely business purposes, and not
to answer door bells or keep house, and
in a few minutes I was sound asleep.
After a while I thought I heard the break
fast bell. I rolled over to take another
nap. You see it struck me that the break
fast was a little early, nnd I proposed to
let m wait. Ting-a ling went tho bell
again ; it kept wenting until I discovered
that it was the door bell. I wasn't going
to be fooled that way though, nnd I
thought I could stay in bed longer than
anybody would stay at the front door, so
I didn't pay much attention to it. It
kept ringing, however, and after half an
hour's hard work to go to sleep again, I
got up and poked down through the
dark to see what the dickens was tho
row. AVhen I got the door open, one of
those United States postal messengers
was there, grinning at me, with a special
stamp letter, and I had to chase around
over the house, hunting for ink and pen
to sign for it. I got that part attended
to after barking my shins in half a dozen
places and falling over all the rocking
chairs on the ground floor, and then I
went up to my room to see who the mis
chief had such important business with
me as to send me a letter at that hour
of the night, and the light revealed a
letter to my girl from that fourteen-times-a-week-dude,
ami all the good I
got out of it was an hour's anxiety and a
whole night's sleep completely wrecked.
That's what's the matter with me now,
and that's what makes me feel that Cleve
land's administration is a delusion, and
civil reform is a snare as big as a hay
mow. You said malaria a while ago.
Well, give mo malaria and I'll give you
the special mail delivery and two dollars
to boot." '
Mr. E. picked up the morning paper
and refused to be comforted. Merchant-Traveler
HEALTH HINTS.
Every one should keep a bottle ready
of equal parts strong lime-water and
sweet oil well shaken together, to use on
burns and scalds, or for chapped hands.
Essence of peppermint painted oa a
burn causes the pain to cease at once.
To exercise in weariness, increased by
every step, is not only not beneficial, is is
useless and worse than useless; it is posi
tively destructive.
Bathe a sprain with arnica diluted
with water, and bandage with a soft
flannel moistened with the same. A
sprained wrist thus treated will grow well
and strong in a few days.
Every one has a cure for sore throat,
but simple remedies appear to be most
effectual. Salt and water is used by
many as a gargle, but a little alum and
honey dissolved in sage tea is better. An
application of cloths wrung out of hot
water and applied to the neck, changing
as often as they begin to cool, has the
most potency for removing inflammation
of anything we have ever tried, It
should" be kept up for a number of hours ;
during the evening is usually the most
convenient time for applying this remedy.
A Thrifty Swain.
A remarkable case has been before the
courts at Chatham. New Brunswick. A
young gentleman who, after many months
of industrious courting, was ousted from
the young lady's affections by a mora
enterprising rival, brought suit to recover
the following:
2 handkerchiefs. . .2c 1
1 silver ring U.c
1 pearl 25c
1 pair slippers 20c
Horse hire .";
pound candy. . .20c
1 pound rainiiui 15c
2 pound cotton
chain 40c
Presents jjiven to
Elizabeth Dorion dur
ing courtship with
Gustavus FriCTult,
and for which he re
ceived no value.
The plaintiff seems to have been an
eminently prudent and economical suitor.
Handkerchiefs at ten cents each is almost
a famine quotation. The raisins and
candy they no doubt ate together. What
was done with the "two pound cotton
chain" it is impossible to conjecture, ex
cept it were to keep the defendant em
ployed while the plaintiff lingered and
loved. How he could have conducted
a whole summer's courting on "Horse
hire, 30 cent," is a positive marvel. By
judicious advertising the recipe could
be made t yield him a fortune in a short
time. The price at which the ring was
obtained would "make" a second-hand
store if properly employed as a bait to
catch customers. Against the plaintiff's
claim the defendant entered a contra ac
count. The chief items were three gal
lons of oil, used during the courting, and
time lost by the lady's mother sitting up
at nights to watch the couple. The jury
took the view that value had been re
ceived, and gave a verdict for defendant.
Toronto Giolie.
An Ancient Custom .Still in Togne.
Lately, in accordance with an ancient
custom, the cloth annually sent to the
great officers of state and others by the
corporation of London was inspected and
selected at Guildhall (London prior to
the meeting of the court of aldermen.
Four and a" half yards of the best black
cloth were forwarded to the lord chancel
lor, the lord chii-f justice", the master of
the rolls, the lord chamberlain, the vice
chamberlain, the lord steward, the
treasurer and controller of the hou.-ehold,
the home secretary, the foreign secretary,
the attorney general, the solicitor gen
eral, the recorder and the common
sergeant, while six yards of black cloth
and six of green wi re sent to the town
clerk and four of each to the principal
clerk in the town clerk's office. In the
early periods of history the retainers of
great lords and wearing their liveries
were so numerous as to be dangerous
both to the sovereign and to the preser
vation of order. Many statutes of 1377
to 1304 were passed for the purpose of
compelling them to keep the peace, an
exception being introduced in the pro
hibition in the favor of guilds and fraterni-
! ties and mi-n of the mysteries of citki
I aud boroughs.
i ..
The Influence of the Weather.
The phuiilxjr walks along the street
Wilt) a dejected air.
The ntidd'-st uiau of all you meet,
U'tii-u days are uuid nnd lair.
Tl plumber wulks, uloiig the eLreot,
ILs even with joy alow,
'J'tie haj iKaC outu of ail you mwt
When me more ry tea below.
Sutton Courier.
NEWS AND NOTES FOIt WOMEN.
Elbow sleeves are much worn.
Fans are of all sizes and descriptions.
Fleece-lined merino hose are in de
mand. Parisian women wear tiny lace muffs
in ballrooms.
Picot and pearl edged ribbons are re
vived in spring millinery.
Pan Francisco has a firm of women en
gravers. Chamberlain & Ingalsbe.
Mrs. C. J. Hines has set up in business
in Buffalo as a professional duster.
Broad laces are in demand for collars?
cuffs, borders and revers of dressy frocks
Bangs are to go, that is, if those to
whom they are becoming will allow
them.
A Belgian gun drummer says that all
the guns sent out from Liege are made by
women.
When evening gloves are not cream or
light color they harmonize in color with
the toilet.
Combinations of silk and velvet form
the bulk of the toilets imported for early
spring wear.
At a recent wedding the dresses of
both tho bride and bridemaids were
trimmed with fur.
Wicker-work tables are more popular
than ever, and are much improved whi'n
ornamented with colored ribbons.
During the busy season Worth employs
over a thousand assistants, who eat in his
establishment, but lodge elsewhere.
Pearls are very popular, and many
women possessed of specimens append
them to their solitaire diamond ear
rings. The New York dressmakers are said to
be waging war on the tailor-made suits t
that are just now so much worn by the
ladies.
. A young lady of Oxford, Chenango
county, N. Y., has been made totally
blind from the sting of a bee upon her
finger. .
Women's rights have been recognize, 1
in New Brunswick, a lady having been
appointed to the registrarship of
Gloucester county.
The Droveri Journal notes that a sin
gle London dealer bust year sold nearly
S00.000 tropical birds of gay plumage for
the trimming of hats and costumes.
A sort of nun's veiling of striped
goods on a cream ground, with a hood
and burnous ends, is very odd, but is
not so youthful as other styles for young
girls.
Jeweled or Rhine-stone side combs and
hair pins are stuck about capriciously in
the coiffure, and fancy-headed hair pins
are shown in marvelous variety and au
dacious designs.
The fair Yassar students are going in
for physical culture, and the Alummc
have raided a fund of $20,000, which is to
be devoted to the organization of an ath
letic department.
Mrs. L. M. Wilson, superintendent of
public schools at Des Moines, Iowa, has
under her charge eight buildings, eighty
teachers, and about 4,000 pupils. Her
salary is f 1,800 a year.
Mrs. McClelland and other artists, all
women, have carried out the entire decor
ation of some of the dining-cars on the
Great Northern Railway, running be
tween Leeds, London, Manchester, etc.
Coiffures with full-dress toilets follow
the contour of the head closely, and may
be in coils of one or of two figure eights
in shape, or else they may be half low in
a braided coil of the hair in very small
plaits of three tresses.
Miss Rose Elizabeth Cleveland is get
ting a reputation for bon m ts; such as
this: A Western visitor remarking, in
his free-and-easy way. "You hail from
Buffalo, I believe?" she replied, "Yes.
we hail from Buffalo, but we reijn here!"
The apprehension of evil is many times
worse than the evil itself; and the ill, a
man fears he shall suffer, he suffers in the
very fear of them.
Old age is the night of life, as night is
the old age of day. Still night is full of
magnificence, and for many it is more
brilliant than da v.
Dn. Walker's Viseuab Bitters a
medicine that expels disease without
"weakening the patient, exhilarates the
spirits without the aid of alcoholic poison
cures every phase and consequence of
indigestion, restores the shattered nerves,
regulates the bowels and the liver, and
imparts to the constitution new strength
and elasticity. Let the sick rejoice!
Somebody has discovered that the
Egyptians wore jerseys in the sixth cen
tury. HuKbanoN! take the hint. Your wife or your
lull I re n are liaiiie to take cumIs from drafts.
Keepun hand Alien's Lun rialam, the bc-a
and pure-t remedy for cousin and cuid. It
cfiiiUKiin no opium, and i iiarraien. Price,
'('. and $ I per bottle, at I-irutficiriUi.
It it claimed that aKj.OUl pound of willow
leaver d;tfTiied a tea were nhippd from
ishantfhai to turn country last year.
A TrrrlbU Fir
aronei the ApprehenMoiiH of a wholerity. And
ye the wild havoc: of dit-ase startler no one.
had to relate, women buffer from year to year
with chronic d:.sea-es and weakne"e p'Uliar
to their ex. Knowing that they are (crowing
wor with, every nay. and itul take no measure-
for their own relief. Dr. P erce'a "Favor
ite Prescription' la the result of life-long anil
learned Marly of female complaints. It u
ffuaran teed to cur.
Thk -.iirprihir-Lf btatement 18 made that Mex
icosupporu hfj'O public Hchooib, with facilities
eUiii to any of our colleges.
uri'ujr or the rsonra
with Miine tii.r'.y oiner ftyiiipioinM, mark the
progrerh of thai terrible djea." known aj ca
tarrh. It advance from hi aire to ala?eor i ear
ful annoyance, and if neglected, is certain to
end in general debility, and poohibiy in con
sumption or iimamty. br. ae's ('atarrh
Hernt dv wi;l cure it at any stage. Thw medi
cine tin been long before tile p blic, and thou
and.i havtt been restored to health by Ha never
(ajiiiiij virtue.
Thk rainfall in New York city fortherear
1 '." wan forty-two inchea, against fifty-four
inches ia l.sM.
Premature decline of manly pow
ers, nervous debility and kindred dibeaurs,
radically cured. Loi M.ltatiun free, book Id
cents in !-tampi. Audrey, ctmridei tially.
World's I i:-primary Medical Ammc lutloa,
burtaio, X. V.
Genoa, Italy, which has enjoyed the re put a
lion of tw-mtf ihrt birthplace of Coluuibua, hu.i
lu'imt a n ill nu.huM!it in t onn a-
Pen
ilrtPICf"r ireuiui, l i'L L. Bl.N'if I
wle liw HaM, au-. i.a,liii,v'ioi,. L. c.
I. . S..I it 1.. m A Hwi p. .s.il.l,r ...n
Hi; re relief tJTaii
jwmwi a. ii.
Pry nnd gray hlrw! Vromi mnlnt ami!
f by the tiie of Hull llittr Kenewrr.
t or atiriden eeld, hmnwifM, or irritation of
the throat, tali A er'a cherry Perioral.
Tnn flrl official rerrawitlnti of female prac
titioners In Italy hua Just bwn made.
Reeraed fram Death.
Win, J. Loiihltn, of iSomerville. Mam., mys:
"In the fall of 1879 I wan taken with Hi.kinisti
or LC!ii followed by a never, cough. I loet
my appetite and fleh. and was confined to my
bed. In 177 I wan admitted to the Hospital,
The doctor ald I had a hole la my lung as
bit a a half dollar. At one time a report went
around that I was dead, I irav tip hope, but
a friend told mo of Dn. W. HALL,' B.M.SA
ron mi Lt'Mis. I got a bottle, when to my
atirprise, I commenced to get well, and to-day
I feol better than for three years."
Can 4 oneuttiption be Cared t
We have o often neen fntal result follow
the declaration that it can be cured, that we
have unconsciously settled down in the belief
that thi disease must necessarily prove fatal.
It Is true that occasionally a community has
witnessed an isolntud case of what may ap
propriately be termed spontaneous recovery,
but to what combination of favorable clrritm
stanres this result wns due none have hitherto
been found able to determine.
We have now the gratifying fact to nnnntinra
that the process by which nature effects this
wonderful change is no longer a mystery to
the medical profession, and that the change
brought about In the system under favorable
circumstances by Intrinsic causes may be made
as certainty and more expeditiously by the use
of the proper remedy. In other words nature
is imitated ami assist ed.
Tuberculous matter is nothing more or less
than nourishment Imperfectly organised.
Now. if wo can procure the organization of
this food material so that through the process
of elective affinity it may tuke Its place in tho
system, we can cure the disease. This la just
what Piso's Cure for Consumption does. It
arrests at once the progress of the dlseaee by
preventing the further supply of tubercnlons
matter, for while the system is under tta in
fluence all nourishment la orgutiieed and as
similated. It thus controle cough, expectora
tion, night-sweats, hectic fever, and all other
characteristic symptoms of Consumption.
.Many physicians are now using thin medi
cine, and all write that it conies fully up to its
recommendations and makes 'or.sumption one
of the dmeaeea they can readily cure.
The forming stage ol a disease la alwav the
mt auspicious tor treatment. This fact should
induce persons to resort to theuaeof HisosCure
when the rough is first not. red, whether It has
a consumptive diathesis for its cause or not,
forthis remedy cures ail kinds of coughs with
unequalled facility and promptness. In coughs
from asimpie coul, two or three doses of the
medK lne have been found sufficient to remove
the trouble. So in all diseases of the throat
and lung, with svmptoms simulating those
of Consumption, Pico's Cure ia the only Infal
lible remedy.
The following letter recommending Piso's
Cure for Consumption, is a fair sample of the
certificates received daily by the proprietor of
this medicine:
Arum. N Y.. Dee. 2. lHM.
I had a terrible Cough, and two phvsicians
said 1 would never gel well. I then went to a
drug store and asked for agisxl rough medicine.
The druggist gave ma Piso's Cure, and it bus
done me more itootl than any thing I ever Used,
ldo not believe 1 could live without it.
LKOXORA VERM I LYE A.
FOR 1JTKPEPSIA. indiukstios, depression of
spirits, general debility in their various forms,
also as a preventive ac'a:iit lever and airue and
other intermittent fevers.the "Ferro-Plioeplior.
ated Kiixirof Calisaya," made by Caswell. Haz
ard & Co., New York. and sold In' ail Uruguists.
is the best tonic; and for patients recovering
from fever or other sirknes it has no equal.
Win. Black. Abinitdon. Iowa, w-aa cured of
cancer of the eye by Dr. Jones' Ked Clover
Tonic, which cures all blood disorders anil dis
eases of the stomach, liver and kidneys. The
best toniu and appetizer known. i cents.
They are trying in Germany to find a sub
stitute for India rubber. No one who has nsed
Dr. Bigelow'a Positive Cura desire a substi
tute, an it is eminently successful in coughs,
colds and all throat ami lung dieeaeea.
Backache, aching sides, kidneys, sore mus
cles, stitch, crick are removed by Hop Plaster.
Tho reign of sense in medicine :s shown hy
the popularity of Hop Porous Plasters lor pains.
Relief is immediate, and a cure sure.
Remedy for Catarrn. 'M cents.
Piso's
Flowers Thai Bloom
In tho Mpiing will b hrw bf fore you know it, aud
you should b prparl to nJoy the mowt dpItKhtfnl
season of the year. To eat-ape the lpreHji)nif, lbll
Hatlntc effwta of the changing seanon you nhouiU
purify your blood, and keep up a good appetite and
good dlKMtton by taking Hood's Sapnaparllla. A
single dollar for thi reliable medic m now way
save you a good deal of money later iu the year.
Take It now.
"When I bought Hood' Haraptirllla I made a
good Investment of one dollar In medkiine for (he
first time. It has driven off rheumatism and Im
proved my appetite no much that my boarding mift
treM says I muat keep tt locked up or Hhe will be
obliged to raise my board with every other boarder
that takes Hood's Samaparillo. Thomam Bcrksix,
W TlUary Street, Brooklyn, X. Y.
"Hood's Sanmparllla wa a Gid-seud to me, for It
cured mo of dyspepsia and liver complaint with
which I had suffered 20 yeara. 4. B. HoajkBru,
South FailMburg, N. V.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Bold by all dniarinta. II: m for S. Prepared
bj C. L HOOD 4 CO.. Apothecaries, Uwll. Xia
IOO Doses One Dollar
Cream Balm UAXARRH
Clesuu.es the
Hl s&LY
A II aye Inflammation.
K.aUth.Sor... Ug,
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rnjvtULHirZ
T aata, Small, Hearing
A POSITIVE CURE
CREAM BALM
ha gained inenviaoln re
in m.1 H o wherever know
dmpiaciuK ail other preiar
atiuiut. partii'.H m a)
plied, into each ootril; u
bain: ai.'n-'!)! t ue.
HAY-FEVEB
I' rice S'h:. iiy mall urat dm.M., Sena f.rcir'-ii)nr.
KLY BftwrHhrlh, knuM. Owego, N, Y.
EPITHELIOMA!
Oa SKIN CAUCEB.
Fnr w'B vears I stiff erd with a ranker ou
fac hiitnt months uao a fiirml re'otiiuiende l ii:
ue of Swill'ii Speeinc, and I d'-UTtmu'd lo nut tic u.
rif -rt to procure it. In this 1 w.i hucceu ui. u a
'"yan its uo. Th inrt'ienc of tne meu-int; m lir-,.
taMmewhat a-ravat-s ihs Mire; but oq tn
nlainaiiun wa :.aviti, and 1 iran to imim v.
.ifnT liie lirt lew bolUeM. Mv gent-rul heiiHh ha
i;i4l, iu proved. I urn troin;er, and am aoie to -aiiv
Kind of wort. The cane r on my rai Iterant.-a-
reab and th ulrer to heal, unm' there lb hot u
! veuy of it lert uuiy a litiio scar mark the p.ro
j Atlanta, Ga., Aayurt 11, ite.
j Tr-atl!e on Bli 1 aud Skin Diseases mailed fr.
I Tim: m-.wrr rr. :kic Co., Irawer J, Atlanta, Ga,
M ITCH ELL'S Perforated BelU t,aIA
Ptaater cure all A hea ud Pain. nir uelU.
a i.r lut culu ifuf brtweu tuo auouidurs.
by Drurfuii awry uerw-
nOBPM.EMV
OR. J. C. HOFFMAN,
Jettarson, Wisaansio.
niflir'e Dslle Greal English Gout and
Ulair SlIllSi Rheumatic Remedy.
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i . ua I Th. KTTiH bnA.MJ
WHAT
WARNER'S SAFE CURE
CURES AND VHY.
COKSESTIQN OF THE llONSTS, BACK ACHE.
I Vf .J Tf W 4TIO.V OF TIIK KIO--VfilS,
Ut.AtWKR on l itis
A BY OHUAX.
Catarrh of th Bladder. Cravel.
Stone. Dropsy. Enlarged Pros
trate Cland. lmpoterty
or General Debility.
Brlght's Disease.
WHY? Rwaiiao it ia the only rt-mody
know n I liar li. power to '-l ll
urir acid and urea, ;f whirh tlwrearu
anme ."a" iffaiui mvrrtal mu ll iluv as th re
milt of ituiftrulnr action, ami mirticietit. if re
tained m tlm blood lo kill nix men. It i
tlm dirwt mum. of all t.h sImivb ilna-aw. a
wpll a of Heart Iii', Klirunmtmm, Apo
plexy, I'nmlyHis, li)niiitr and Death.
Tln(Ci ent seritie relieve tln kidney of
too much blood, frees them from all irritants,
restores them to healthy action by ita rorta'.u
id wH'tinnK power.
IT CURES ALSO Jaundice. En
lurement of the Liver, Abwrn and Cataixh
of the Hile UuctM, IlilioiisiliMO, Headache.
Kuniil Tongue, Hlivplessm as, Luniftior, lv
bility, Constipation, (lall Stone, and vary
unj leiiaant symptom which results from liver
complaint.
WHY? Bwauso it has b apoflllc ami
)Nitivp act ion on the liver as well bh on
tile kidneys, increasing the secretion and
now of tiiie. repiiliite it elnlMiratinn func
tion, remove iinheiilthlitl foriimtious, ami,
in a wonl, retoni tt to natural activity,
without which health Is an Impossibility.
IT CURES ALSO Female Com-
Clnints, Letiforrlui a. Ihsplacementa, Eu-u-Kements,
I'lcerations, I'ainful Menatruv
tion, makes Fn-gnnncy saf o, prevents Convul
sion. and Chihl bl Kcver and aids uaturs by
restonnR functional activity.
WHY? All the. troublus. as is well
known by every physician f education,
ariw? om congest ion and impaired kid
ney action, caiiKiiiK stagnation of the blood
vessels and breaking down, and this is the
beginning and the ilirect cause of all the ail
ments from which women suffer, and niunt
as surely follow as niht does the day.
WHt Warner's Safe Cure ia acknowl
edired by thousands of our best medical mm
to be the only true ltoot pun tier, is becau.-
it acta upon scientiilc principles, striking at
the very root of the disorder bv it action on
the kidney and liver. For, If Ihrsc or
Itans wrre kept in henlth all the tnor
bil wbmip matter andeadly poiw)nii
H'retaiiuMl in the body. Is p a.Hest oul.
On the contrary, if they are deranged, the
acids are taken up by the blixsl, de
composing it and ctirnnntj death to
the mwt remote part of the bodv.
WHY lr ivnt. of all diseases which
afflict huuiuuity, arise from impaired kid
neys, is shown by medical authorities. War
ner's SufeCure.bv its iirrc' ortiem. positively
restores them to health and full workiug ca
pacity, nm lire cui'iiiic all the above
diHertsc herwlf irien the cnn.se t'.s rr
morerf, ami we guarantee that Waraer's
Sale Cure Ls a ix.sitive pi-eventive if taken in
time.
As you value health take it to avoid
sickncHH, as it will at all times and under
all circumstances keep all tho vital function
up to par.
We also (mtranlee a Cure and bene
ficial effect for each of the foregoing diseases,
also that every cbmu of Liver and Kidney
trouble cau lie cured where degeneration has
Not taken place, and even then Benefit will
Surely be Derived. In every instance it has
established its claim.
AS A BLOOD PURIFIER.
particularly in the Spring, it is unequalled,
for you manor Aire pure bloiui when the
kidney or liver are out of order.
Look to your condition at ont-ei
tk not postpone treatment for a day nor an
hour. The doctors cannot compare
records Willi uh. (live yourself thorough
constitutional treatment with Warner's Safe
Cure, and there are yet many years of life
and health assured you!
5 TON
WAGON SCALES,
1,
lioa Lrs, rUel Briwf,
Tmr a aw wm4 aWt Oul.
AH
ii ) b wr tW fretihl W fVa
P'ir List tarallMi ! r a4
04"- iOHtJ 6f IINQMAMTOIC
lilDtf kaUBla
CONSUMPTION.
i 0v a positive reuitxly for ttia abova dlaa . by tia
na t n ua,ntia o f ? o( tn wont kind nd o( lone
tanjine tmva bn rursii. I n.laj"l. inmiirii mTfua
1U Hrn' rT.t:mt I wi.l sn. TWO BOTTl.Ba PRIH,
tor;eihrwiiua VI C AUI.S TUKaTI&M on tDisdlMw
niuffrr. (.irxprraancl P. O. addr .
U1L r. A. ".h.ln, 11 rariak, Xw TbtIi.
DAY WUm IUDCH Flavmir ufflcl-nt conn
rAI nnta LUuCU deocvidoiir utianv tutl
itif williHKiit Hii uf Diaakiuii U par wbin tXiv cum Is
maUf. wt i-ur all t-bn.mc tiliw ami anht no pay
lr i.r inr Mtiotiui Mrvicta until afir tlin cure l
crttH'KHi. lN,Tit vour ca' fullv and Mn(l Htamp
f;r iiif.tnii tit.iiM. AUarfw lr. B- 1, UAKKU.
101, liurfiilu. N. V.
Ptso' Bamedy fbr Catarrh la the
Beat, liaaini lo Va, auil Cbaupesu
n
Also inxxt (hr Pold In the Rea1,
H,-dth!, Hay Fever, c. Miceuia.
'ANTED f-11" . anit linillrtnen to
A u ljUu.i-a. J I lo
! a day etiily niaile.
ora aent ny tuail. ueanvaHSlnc v a
h:tve ciKd demand tfiroiirwiirk .iiitrnr.
Iilnh aleatlv etn nlov ment . AiIiitma
Lamp.caow.N ilirii.Li)..i4 Vinesi..Cln.O.
Skunk, Raccccn, Red Fox, Beaver,
And ail other Kuril Hut'iiHT K"R I'A.iII at HI'iH
l r l'l.Ii I S S. uil f'.r elreular with full partlru
'r. K. I . KOI I.IITKV, M bond M.. New ork.
No Rope to Cut 01 Horses' Mitisj.
Celebrated 'Kl'I. IHI lltl.Tlill
I "iu nit I lll.b t uinninea, ma
' if -nlppei oy any Uwr.. .arniiie
...hi. i i.j Any it-u i 'm i. . fr.,. ,j
rw-eipt of l !.! bv all ul lii.rr
Hiiriwjp- an( Harueaa )ei, r
niwi'liu uiaeoutlt u tuj l raUd.
henii l',r i'rire Lint.
j. ( . 1. 1 ; n r 1 1 1 t r e.
lttM'healer, . V.
FACE. HANDS, FEET
r inij-ri TtriMmn imi'i'inia
imii in. MUtrnaoiut ll-if. Birtn
Mill;,, M-(it-f. Multl, r'I'r-l-ICif. KAt
N- .-f. crtf, It lit tiriulK -i-. I'lilMikt
i:: ti ti-.viinifiit. Ur. 4ttH II. HtHIUUI HI.
. J t-r, ilit. S.. f.-t h (i isiu. Hk-. f j bouat
i.k wfrt!i nn
LOVE
. ( ..,ri.-fiin. w iit ire
!v tin L iiin I'utj. t '..
t. ir O that r-iiilr ami ulway.
K i - al iff a.-l inn. Al.inn I. H. WaTT. Buj-iifM.vi.it. U
TIP.:
a m irtif Man ar Woman In wrr
IrfT loalil mi.il LprUJf I lp".aTf ill -d-
i t k.iiii t.i.nit HKkS I'aili' marfl)
THURSTON'S PEmTOOTHPOWBER
Keepiuu Teeth fert'e. ! aud l.uui livaliby.
r UNE UlcoiteU Caltld, b.ieJi. Hoi
"' e"-- Kuunrv, I.imh I r ule. i. ut.i'u-H ivitli
Lt-uh'raviu1:h lre. N. i . i.u.. r 4. Co.. i n.iti'ss nti',11..
DATCMTP obtalaad. Seud at nn tjr
" f I Lit b luKui-rtuuta LtUia
aii. taleul 1. yer. au.i,i..u. L. C.
Jullllat KuNtiieHCulleut . I btiailftp.ila. 'Ivrlna
13 45 lA ia ll d Coat
ILK Ll. K In vimHRl v.. eranifif. and will BP ary
mm
CEHTS PMpCmS
THE BEST? A-ND CHS1APE3T
COUGH or CROUP
A3 AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL.
It Contains no Opium In Any form.
(I.I.KN , $u M(.SA1 in tun
Pelllc. I'Mce -i.t inM. .10 lnu anil I rr Bottle.
Th JRfenl Hot tie an put up fer lh atfiimme.latloa
of all who ileum ulr.iplv a I'atiKh er f'miip amwl.
ThoM ilflrln remedy for I'ONSt'WtTION
LLMi IHKA.SK nhoulil aeoura the lara boulaa.
Prlct, 25c, 50c, and SI per Bottli.
SOLD BY ALL"MEDICINE DEALERS
.
KIN U -9
Vlnear mtxmrm, pw
7tlvo aim tonir, pannr tn
Ibloisl, atmnirtlirBa the lrr
aud klilney. and will ramorat
hoalUi, however loaU
Vlnerar Bitter lauie
bert rnirdy diemverad for
iramntlng dlceotion, caring
iradarhe and lucre edng the
vital power.
Vlnearar Rlttara anal ra
il ate the food, recifate the atowiach and bow
els. ivln healthy and natural aleep.
Vlanar HI I tore la the jrreat dlaeaae pea.
venter, and Manila at the bead of all family 1 jaa
ediea. Vo botiae ahould ever be without it.
Vinegar Bitter curea Malarial, Bllloua and
other fever, dlaeajase of the Heart, Llw and
Kiiineva, and a hundred other painful dlaordera.
Send for either of .our valuable reference
Wilt for ladlra, for farmer, for merchonta. enr
Med eal Treatiae on t'teeaaea. or our taiecouan
on Intemperance anil Tobacco, which lout aboukl
be in lb hanua of every child and youth la the
country.
An j two of the above hooka mailed free?
receipt of four cent for rectatration fee.
i.H. McDonald Drag Co., tM Wun(toa SC. H.T.
AH Piopl ApprieiatcHonist Goods.
MIDDLESEX
INDIGO-BLUE FLANNEL SUITS
ARE ALL ri RK WGI,
Alwav loek well and le lone eervlre. Caata or th
en a Ine arllrle ha on a silk hanaer. "nlv wmr
menti ma.lH fr m Mldtlee KlanneU lear thl hane
er WKMtKf.L. V A V A .. A tenia. M I B
III.K'aKX tt." Boun. New Vork. Philadelphia.
SOLD I BYALLJLEICIXQJLOJHIEBSk,
Railway's
Ready
Relle!
CCttES AND PREVETCT
Colds, Coughs, Sore Throat, Influenza,
Inflammations, Rheumatism, Hen
ralgia. Headache, Tooth
ache. Asthma.
DIFFICULT BREATHING.
tnTRFS ntE WORST PAINS In from one totweo
miuiitee. MiTCSK Hoi 11 after ra1tuf th al-
vertiaeilient need any one nt KKLll t li lt P1N.
Kadwar. Read. Hellefle a Mure fare re
ter Pain, nraiaa, Bralaoa. Paiaaia
Ike Hu. k, C trl mr l.litik. It w
tka Flrt and I ike Oaljr
IVtl" Ub.UbllV
That luetantly auua the nniM eienK-latink lain.
ailava mriainuiatlita. and .Mirae t;ouKeetloua, whetker
ol the I,tiuK, steuia-li. Bowala, ur other glauda or
urvau hy one anpii.-attou.
A half lo a u aeixKHiiiu In half atnmnlerof water
will ui a lew luiuute. eure OraiuiM, Hpaetna. H.ar
Htonia-h. Hearthuru. Nervou.uiMa. 8lHplea,nea,
Ml k tlea.la he. iMarrhisa, UyanulerT. Coilo. FUttt
lenry, and all tuteruai iiua.
Malaria In Its Various Form.
There ia not a remedial airent in the world (hat will
rure reverend Ague and all ii her Mln.,nv Hlllon
and other t-vep.. ai.ll t H AUWAV'H fll.LS,
e lill.kaa KAOW AV'M UKAIIV HKI.lKr.
t'llly real, per bwtcta. eald k druasuta.
DR. RADWAY'S
SARSAPARHUiK RESOLTEHT,
Th Great Blood Puriaar,
Far the Car af all Chrwale Dlaaa.
Chronic Ubeiimatiaai. Scmfula. Htrphihtio Coav
plaiula, ete. iee ourlenik "ll Venereal, et.;.pnce ii
reutai, dlaodiilar Swellimr, Ua. ini Iry Co naa.
t'aiieennia Ade, iioii., Bleedmu n( the Lnnia, Iya
luma. Water braah. Whita Swedmaa. Tumura, Ptm
plea, BloU'hea, trutitlona "f the face. L'lcoia, Hip
Dmnaai-y. 1-nil. Umray. Bit keta, Bait Kh.iun. Bren
cliiua. Coueuinutloa, DlabeUav aUdoaf, Mladdnr.
Liver Complainta. eta.
SCROFULA.
Whether tranmnitted from pareofa or aroiiired. I
wituin the curative ranaa uf tne baraaparllUaa Ma-
aillveut.
i'ii have been made where peron have been
afflicted (I'll nVndu. Ir-im their voinh upto'ii .a
an I i year. a. h. UK. UADWAV S HAHSaPA
ltlLLIAX KEMOL. EXT. a remedy cululmaed ol In
ttrmileula of exlnvinlluary medu-al propertlea, eeaB
tial to punf y. h-al. repair aim luviKonue the broken
down and waated Ixidy. gun k, pleaaant, aala and
permuiieut in ita lreatiuent aud oura.
bold by all dniiiKiaia. Jne dollar a tottla,
DR. RADWAY'S PILLS
The Great Liver mi Stomach Remedy
Fortherure of all diaor ler of the Stomach. Liver,
liiiweia. Kldueva, bia.lder. Nervoaa tliaeaee. Leae
uf Aiipetue, Heau.'he. C.ietivnneaa, Indltfe.tion.
Bllioueneee. Fuver, Inliamiuation of the Howela.
I'llea, and all d-Tanireiiieuta of th. internal vianara.
purely vegetable, iMiataiiumf no, mercury, mineral.
or deletenolie dmifH.
Price. JA ceuta iir iiox. Bold by all dmmrnu.
DYSPEPSIA!
Dr. Hudwrnv'ti PlIU r a curw for .bin c-idi-platiiit.
'I bey rotttort Hiretiutti to liie t.irnb mui
eiibieltto (ffilorm lUi lunctiona. The eyini'tom.
of Lyei(i Kia dirjaieRvr.i.nd wnii U)fMntiUiwiiiiitT of
the syiiietB to uutr:t Uihji. 1m- th mnluMn
ttirtliiiK to dirrvumn-. od otMWrrva vtiavt 10
"Kv ud Tni' rMipMui.t( tit
tr-SeMid a lptT.r ntMup t- la. RADW T tb
( il.,t. Ji W.rra Htrect. New ri, for
"lir avutl i rue."
LurJ RADWAY'H,
O VX n NAMR QTMrs nr Prr. Moadr a Kw TT1aUe4
NLiJt U Hook o DreM M-kia-, Ne Ooiaaa, t4 Mmu
rj(.aiuu, Uv AgtaiA 10 sae;. PrW.BxMJU i,U-sa-al.U
rlCPl only, tfst-srrtm
111 tall. VOI M.. U LA M. Na
,u. kery. I M) I ? P I T A H I K PB.OUKB.
ioo b, mall. KA Ltl. l(tl!.
tttlA MthllAl. (O., BU fALO, M. V
AaKTiXlV Q nJLa-JlhMi iltt
v bavui Lift ar wkuLk&mP urn..
" ltfau4ricao fciLLasuia 4 quio ers. Triai pMfc
H . rlLsof) far tul Mwruau i4M. AtldrvM,
Dr. WARD 4. CO LuCIMAA, XU.
PErJilYROYAL, PILLS
"CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH."
uw uriRviaiaM auu vaii utlllat.
teld
ky Ormtf everywhere, tut fcr n'hlekaa.
taaUah" Paaayrejial 1'ILU. ta..iui.
tor'.
ILJiBlLlXA'iJSi) itLLtf.
mm
Vaf, andalway UcilaM,. Rrwaraef rtklMi n..
''-'!.' . i.ii ia o LAptCte. Aak yaur iraj.alai a.
"C kl.-i.r'. Eaaluaaul tau a. WW. .rTLii .a
' tlm : u. u. fur MUuul.n u. Uitmr b, ,ra 1 1
NAME P?f.V,i,'fc-,' '-'- to-.
a 1 I M al ., ,1 - ii.i. l-hir i b-
V'.a ara auo.ieu aree trtaiorfnirfy daueol ta. naa
of br. tiye'a t'tleLraleU Voltaic bi ll j,u tinu t,i
XfCUurj Appiiaucea, lor tae Riily rt-Urf alid p.f
UiaiutOU oX Aireeuva IodUj. lo of I ita if u aiiid
Mauiuil, ana all klmlmil tr.ii.til,a. Ainu f.r niaue
ou.iTlkaeuaea. Complete raniurui ion to Mralia, V a.i
and Miuiootl eTuirautefNl. o rmfc la Incurred. L-lua?
-wail. 1'XC ikav kO. ' -",,,