EVEN TIIK RFXiGARS RIDE. OOD THIKG3 A CORRESPO WDEBTlf B AW IN tJRUGUAT. Th Citr of Montevideo . Ctirlnna W nv nnhn Itnflrr -HcR-gars on llore!lark III tho Streets. Wiiiimn 10. Curtis writes as follows from Montevideo to tlie C'hicRsio Infer Oeenn; There is no city more delight fully sit nntcd tlifin tho capital of Uru puny, find viewed from nny direction the prospect of Montevideo is a lovely one. Vital statistics pivo it tho small est death rule, ia the world, and tho cli mate is a mixture of Juno and October. AVero it not for those dreadful gules cnlled "pamperos," which, during tho winter season, sweep the whole southern half of the continent from the Andes to the sea, searching every nookand crevico j'ordust to cast into the faces of tho people, and parching the skin, this place might be made an earthly typo of Paradise, liut nothing can alTord shelter from these searching winds, and even strawberries tho year around aro no compensation. Montevideo is built upon a limestono reef iiko a turtle's back, which extends about two miles into the Kio Plata, and slopes from the center in cither direction to the wa'.er's edge, so that the drainage is perfect, and tho streets in the middle of the town ate 200 feet higher than those along tho beach. This ridge shel ters a hemispherical bay from tho storms that como from tho Atlantic, but against the pamperos, which nre more severe, tho shipping has no protection whatever, and when they como vessels prefer to ran outBide, whero they can have plenty of f-ea room, to taking tho risk of colli sions in the harbor, for an anchor is of very little use in a pampero. Around tho curve of the bay, fronting the water, aro a series of beautiful villas, or "quiu tas," as they are called (pronounced kiu tus), the suburban residences of wealthy men, built in the ancient Italian style, with all the luxury and lavish display of modern extravagance, and reminding one of the Pompeian palaces, or the Uoman villas in the golden age which Horace pictured in his odes. Of tho most picturesque architecture, these resi dences would be anywhere attractive, but hero they aro surrounded by a per petual garden and thousands of flowers, which preserve their color and their fra grance winter nnd summer, and give tho piano nn appearance of everlasting spring. . Uruguay is as progressive a the Ar gentina Republic, and is quite as full of modern improvements. There are many beautiful rcsidouecs and lino stores in Montevideo, and the people proudly boast that anything can be found there that can be bo- Jit in Paris. There aro three theatres and an Italian opera, a race-course, and any number of clubs, a university, public library, museum, and all tho etceteras of modern civilization. Tho ladies dress in the height of Paris fashions, and among tho aristocracy sccial life is very gay. Tho people are highly educated, are making money fast, and spend it like princes. The Jlotol Oriental is the best in South America, being built of Italian marble and luxuri ously furnished; and there aro more daily papers in proportion to tho popula tion than in any city in the world; an illustrated weekly journal is published, and a monthly literary magazine; there are hospitals, asylums, and other benevo lent institutions supported by public and private charity; two Protestant churches, several Protestant schools; fifty-five mile3 of street railways, carrying 9,000, 000 passengers a year which is a re markably high average for a city of 120,000 people; boulevards and parks, pas and electric lights, telephones without number, aud only now and then does something occur to remind a tourist that he is not in one of tho most modern of cities. One of the curious customs is the manufacture of butter. Tho dairyman pours tho milk, while still warm, into nn inflated pig or coat skin, hitches it to his saddle by a long latso, and gallops five or six miles into town with the milk sack pounding along on the road behind him. When he reaches tho city his churn ing is over, the butter is made, and ho peddles it from door to door, dipping out the quantity desired by each family with a long wooden spoon. Though all sorts of modern agricultural machinery are used on the farms of Uruguay, no amount of persuasion can induce tho natives to adopt tho wooden churn. Some of tho foreigners use them, but the butter is said to be not b good as that made in this curious, primitive fashion. Fresh milk is sold hy driving cows from door to door along the princi pal streets and milking them into the jars brought out by the customers. The standing array of Uruguay con sists of 5,000 men, mostly concentrated at the capital. Their uniform is of tho zouavo pattern, with the exception of tho president's body-guard, n battalion of 300 or 400 men, drcsaed in a novel and striking costume of leopard skins. There are several line bands connected with ihv army which give concerts on alternate evenincrs in the plazas, which are attended by all classes of people, nnd furnish nn opportunity f r flirtatious. Everybody rides. No one thinks of walking. Each family has its carriage, and saddle horse, and even tho beggars go about tho streets on horseback. Jt is a common thing to be stopped on tho street by a horseman and asked for a "ceutavo," which is worth two and a half cents of our money. These inci dents are somewhat startling at first, and suggest highway robbery, but tho appeal is niado in such a humble, pitiful tone that tho feeling of uliiniasnon vanishes. "For tho lovo of Jesus, Senor, give a poor, sick man a centavo. I've had no bread or coffee to day." And receiving the pittance the beggar will gallop off like a cowboy to the nearest drinking place. The national drink is called cana (pro nouneed citnynhl, and is inndo of the fer mented juice of tho sugar cane. It con tains about ninety per cent, alcohol, and is sold at two cents a goblet, so that a spree in Uruguay is within tho reach of the poorest man. liut there is very little intemperance -ia comparison with that in our own country, (inordinary days drunken men are seldom seen upon tho streets, but on the evening after a religious feast the common people usual ly ungiire in a glorious carousal. Tho vestibules of the tenement houses. nd the ratios or courts v, Inch invaria bly iuruih a cool loafing place in tho renf.rr of euch. are roinmoulv paved wuh tho knuckle bones of fcheen, ar ranged in fantastic designs likri mosalo work. They always attract tb e atten tion of strangers, and it is ft standing joke to tell the tenderfoot thai, they are tho knuckle bones of human beings killed dining tho many revolutions. The Indies of Uruguay are considered to rank next to their sisters of Peru in beauty, and there is something; about tho atniosphore which srives their jomplexion a purity and clearness that is not else where found. But wha they reach maturity, liko all Spanish lid ins, they lose their grace and symmetry of form, and become very stout. This is un doubtedly owing in a great degree to their lack of exercise, for they never walk, but spend their entire lives in a onrriage or a rocking-chair. The policemen in Montevideo aro de tailed from tho army and carry sabers instead of clubs, which they use with telling effect upon offenders who resist arrest. A few years ago there was no snfety for people who were out late nt night cither in tho city or the country ; robberies aud murders were of frequent occurrence, and the prisons were empty. Hut President Santos rules with an iron hand, and after a few highwaymen and murderers were hanged, there was a no ticeable change in tho condition of af fairs, aud now a woman or a child is as safe upon tho streets or highways of tha country as in their own homes. WISE WORDS. When one becomes bo conceited that ho can't be taught, he and a fool wear tho same stylo of cap. Nobody is perfect, but forbearance and love do much to soften the irritable, hard edges of existence. Good fortune seldom comes pure and ingle, unattended by some troublesome or unexpected circumstance If all would reali.o that cruelty is as bitter to others as it is to themselves, there would bo less of it practiced. Nothing is so great an instance of ill manners ao flattery. If you flatter all the company you please none. If you Hatter only one, or two, you affront tho rest. No character can possibly embrace all types of perfection, for the perfection of a typo depends not only upon the virtues that constitute it, but upon the order and prominence assigned to them. Prejudices aro like tho knots in the glass of our windows. They alter the shape ot everything that we chooso to look at through them; they make straight things crooked and everything indistinct. Sympathy produces harmony; it smoothes oil tho rough edges of conflict ing characters; it brings the checriness of tho hopeful to cha,o away tho feais of the desponding ; it draws reinforce ment for the weakness or the want of some from the wealth or strength of others. Scaring the Chinamen. The engineer of an ocoan steamship ia the course of a conversation with a Nbw York Tribune reporter said : "I have on a book in tho engine-room a curious table of dates and figures, which shows to me tho exact time for every mile made by different steamers which I have en gineered across the ocean for the last fourteen years. If anything more than usual occurs I jot it down opposite the date, and so make a sort of diary of it. It speaks volvmcs to me, and recalls many interesting memories. For in stance, I was looking through it the other day, and I found opposite Novem ber 10, 1875, a reference to a visit from Chinamen. The incident was recalled to my mind in a moment, and I laughed heartily over it to myself. This is what it meant. One day whilo lying in port we were visited by several Chinamen who were anxious to inspect the ship. They were aa ignorant set, aud had never seen any machinary worked by steam. Tho captain was a good-natured fellow and allowed them to come below, although they experienced some doubts as to the advisibility of so doing. They were very timid, and it took some time for me to convince them that the ma chinery was harmless. Finally I got two of them to come close to the heavy driving rod, which you know on a large vessel is an enormous piece of iron. Sud denly, without warning, it gave a start forward, and, accompanied by a loud puff of steam, leaped fully ten feet above our heads. Angry at my assistant for letting on steam without my knowledge, I turned to speak to him when my atten tion was attracted toward the stairway. The last two Chinamen of tho party were making frantic endeavors to jump up half a dozen steps at a time. The rest had disappeared, and before I could get on clock tnc whole crowd nuu got into their boat and started for tho shore. No amount of persuasion could ever get them to return to that ship, which they claimed was alive. It was a mean trick, but it has afforded me a good laugh since." Man's Deepest Emotion. Tho deepest emotion that man knows is love. If, like tho air plants, its roots are upward, and love works with moral sentiment, it is divine, and is that at mosphere through which the image, tho ideal, the true thought of God is to make itself known. It is tho great end toward which all creation is tending. The discovery of that thought has been of inconceivable comfort to me, for I have seen the human race beginning at tho lowest state of an imalism, grasping, cruel; I have seen the animal creation organized for cruelty tho shark, the leopard, tho lion, as if de structiveness was part and parcel of the original creative design; out of it l have seen little by litllo emerging other qualities; love of cubs and whelps; with slow steps I have seen the animal creation reach to tho level of the human family, aud that family under one mystic in fluence, which wo cannot call nature, for it seems to contradict nature at every step; I have seen tho steady unfolding toward intelligence, toward refinement, toward imagination, whose eyes are away from organized matter; of ascent and the law of unfolding at last seems this: To set tho whole of creation upoi a march from tho lowest form of unorganized matter up through every variation of organization, through every form of pas sion, still seeking it knows not what, until later nges descry that star that all creation is seeking and around whieh it is revolving; and love is that, aud is the final end of creation. Henry Wuru Ueecfur. SELECT SIFTIXUS. Ilirds nro snid to leave the vicinity where cholera prevails. A novelty nt Cmnbcrlnnd, Md., is a goose that crows like a rooster. Tho pistol was invented in Pistola, in Tuscany, by Cnmillo VitelK. in tho six teenth century. A man has been discovered in Eng land, who during the greater part of his forty-two years, has of choice lived in a dark loft over a school upon food pur loined from the establishment. There was an old notion that the ser pent caused death without pain, a popular fancy which Shakespearo lias introduced into his "Antony and Cleopatra." Hast thou the pretty worm of Nilns thoro, That kills aud pains notf Platinum wire enn bo drawn so fino that it is no longer visible to the "naked" eye, and can only bo felt. It can bo seen with a magnifying glass when the wire i9 held against white paper. It is used in telescopes and sim ilar instruments. A good fat sheep was grazing in a field near Mount Pleasant, Penn., when a big bald eagle swooped down upon it liko a lightning bolt. It buried its talons so deep in tho sheep's back that it could not release itself, and tho sheep ran home, when tho immense bird was captured. The painting of Egypt existed un changed for a period of more thnn 2,000 years, with a stability unequaled in the other civilizations of tho world. It was, perhaps, not quite so extensively em ployed in the ancient kingdom as in the later times; paintings can be dated as far back as the third dynasty (3,818 to 3,124 B. C, according to Lcpsius). but they were restricted to interior decoration. Tho walls of tho pyramids were un adorned by color. A person struck by lightning does not know it, tho fluid being much quicker than thought. Tho nerves which con vey pain are rather slow in their power to convey information. Stick a pin in tho tail of an elephant and quito a per ceptible intorval occurs before tho noblo animal gives his opinion of the man or boy at the end of the nervous system on trial. Lightning does it3 work before the victim knows anything. Two men were struck whilo taking refuge under a tree. Both were carried into tho house, nnd laid out for dead. Ono of tho men revived, and after weeks of suffering and infirmity, he got out again, and is still living. No said that he knew no more about having been struck by lightniaij than he was conscious of having lived before tho flood. It was all news to him when told of tho fact. HEALTH HINTS. Nurses in a sick room should not sit or stand too near tho- patient, and above all things they should avoid talking when leaning over a sick person. Fkkcki.k cuke. Take two ounces of lemon juice, or half a drachm of pow dered borax, and one drachm of sugar; mix together and let them stand in a g:ass bottle for a few days, then rub on the face occasionally. Few people know how to apply a mustard plaster so as not to blister the skin. If tho mustard be mixed with the white of nn egg, instead of water, the piaster will draw thoroughly without blistering tho most delicate skin. At a recent meeting of tho New York Odontological society, Dr. E. Parmly Brown said: ''I will venture tho asser tion that tho excessive use of common salt is ono of the m'nin factors in the destruction of human teeth to day." Writers in the London Lnncrt call at tention to tho great valuo of hot water applications to the head incases of faint ing or syncope. They say also that a prompt use of it. applied to tho forehead with cloths, wi.l very often avert such attacks. The Bee Hlvo. . Observe these busy little , 0 bees a laying up thir , honey and try to be as wise as these by saving all 4 your money. You smoko, say five cigars away and drink, , say six times daily: cards, pool and billianls, too, you play and treat the follows gayly. In twenty years this fun will cost, aceorJiug to good scholars, with interest and timo that's lost just $20,003. liut if you count your loss of health nnd se'.finHictoil trcuble you'll find this foolish waste of wealth will figure more than double. Then, when it's time no more to slave but pleas ure take, so sick you will foci because you didn't save you'll want some one to kick you. i.k imitate these busy boos and all your pen nies treasure and thnn when older take yoiu ease with forty years of pleasure. . C.DiiJrje, tit (JoodnlVt Sun. Iii tho Hospitals. I- Baltimore and Philadelphia hospital physicians are prescribing tho new pro prietary medicine. Bed Star Cough Cure. It contains neither morphia, opium, nor any other injurious ingredients. The price is only 25 cents. The site of tho Bold in 16:15 by 30. city of Boston was John Blackstone for Take the Testimony of seven out ol every ten men you meet, nnd they will all complain of annoyance from "consti pation" nnd its attendant lassitude, headache, flatulence, fcc. Walker's Viseoau Bitters is a specific for this ailment. It acts gently, but surely, and will regulate tho system, cultivate a natural appetite and digestion and insure relief. The Surday collections in Spurgeon's great congregation in London average $315. Man's Inhumanity to woman makes count lt trt IIioumuimU inotirii, woulil be an upijliculilu rendering of Pope's line, iu view ol liie indig nities she lias HUtlt-ri'tkund lining undergone at lie liunits of unskillful iliysiciuns and ijuucks. Naturally umdist she suiters on until forced to lonMilt a physician reardim; some, female difficulty which she well knows is sapping her MreiiKlh. All this emliui'russmenl can be avoided and a cure effected by jiurtiiaiiig 111'. I'icice's "Favorite I'lesciii.iinn" nl your ilrunnisl. and taking us directed. Price le diu od to onechliiir. 'l'vi'i:-KKi-riMi in this country is said to cost f :l,tj,nou nniiually. Relief is immediute, and a cure sure. I'Uo'a U .iinedy lor Cautriii. ujecuu. A Pi 1 1 ri mm, What, sadder slirlit rnn be Imagined than that of a noble man, whom tha world ran Ill afford to aparo, atrlcken down In the prime of a Useful life by consumption. TIkiushiiiIn are yearly filling cnnsumptivea' graven who iiilRlit nesnved by the timnly viae, of Dr. Pierre's "tiolden Medical Discovery," which 1h a pos itive rnro for consumption In Its early stages. Jt is the bent alterative and pectoral in the world. All driiKKlsla. BrrssiA manufactures 130,000,000 wooden spoons annually. Confidential advice, to either bit. on delicate disease. Hook 10 rents in atnmiia. Address World's Dispensary Medical Associa tion, WkJ Mainstrcet, Huffulo NY. Straw pressed Into blocks Is now a fuel In Dakota. A Itemetly Tor I,nng IHscasea. Dr. Robert Newton, late President of the Eclectic College, of the city of New York, and formerly of Cincinnati, Ohio, used Dn. Ws, Hall's Balsam very extensively in his prac tice, as many of his patients, now living, and re stored to health by the use of this invaluable medicine, can amply testify. He always wild that so (rood a remedy ought to bo prescribed freely by every physician as a sovereign rem edy in all cases of lutik" diseases. It cures Con sumption, and has no equal for all pectoral complaints. "What la homo without a Calendar?" Is a very appropriate inquiry just now, w hen ev. ery body is look Inn out for a nice calendar for 'Hl. About the handsomest nnd most conven ient one we have seen is Hood's Household Calendar, issued by tho proprietors of that successful medicine. Hood's Sarsuparilla. The head of a beautiful yountt Rlrl wearing a Kate Creenaway bonnet adorns the card, and every thing; about the calendar ia in excellent taste. Ask your drulst for a copy, or send six cents in postiuje stamps for one. or ten cents for two Calendars, to C. I. flood Ar Co., lowell, Mass. The purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oil In the world, manufactured from fresh, healthy Jivei-8, U)Min tho seashore. It is absolutely puro nnd sweet. I'atients who have once taken It prefer it to all others. I'hyslclans have de cided it superior to any of 'the other oils in market. Made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York. CHArrrn hands, face, pimples and rough skin cured by using .Juniper Tar Simp, made by Caswell, Hazard ib Co., New York. Frnzer Axle (.rense. The Frazer Axledrcose Isbcttcrand cheaper than any other, at dnuhlo the prico. Ask your dealer for it, and take no other; Stralehten your old boots nnd shoos with Lyon's Heel Stiffenors, and wear them ai;ain We Submit Fads In regard to flood's Sursaparllla as a remedy for rheumatism, and ask you If you are afflicted with this disease to try the medicine which has o greatly benefited others. Hundreds of people who suffered tho tortures of rhcumntUm, even In its severest forms, have been perfectly cured by Hood's Bursa parilla, tho great blood purifier. It corrects the acidity of the blood, which Istheeauseof the disease, and gives strength and vigor to the whole body. "My wlfo has been troubled a long time with In flammatory rheumatism, and was so bad last spring that It was hard work for her to walk. She derived more real help by tuklng four bottles of Hood's Sar Raparilla, thun from any other medicine she has taken." Joskph F. Ohke.n, eor. First and Canal Street, Dayton, Ohio. " I used Hood's Sarsnparllla last spring, and enn truly say It helped mo very much. To those suffer ing with bilious complaints, nervous prostration, or rheumatism, I earnestly rcominend It." Mrs. E. Car tester, Kalamazoo, Mich. Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold by all druggists. $1 ; six for $.1, Prepared by C. I. HOOD A CO., Apothecaries, Isiwell, Muss. IOO Doses One Dollar Plso's Remedy for Catarrh Is the Beat, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. Also good for Cold In the Head, Headache, Hay Fever, Jtc 60 cents.' Judulng from its effeeta In my ease, Plso's Roma rtv lorOrttiiTii is 'Excelsior.' " H. I). Knowlxon, Holland. New York. Plso's Remedy tor Catarrh Is the Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest. Also good for Cold In the Head, Headache, Hay Fever, Ac 60 ceulo. "Plso's Itemed y tor Catarrh gave me almost Imme diate relit'l." F. K. llUAiNEun, Audubon, luwa. Plso's Remedy for Catarrh Is the Best, Kasiesl to Use, and Cheapest. Also good for Cold In the Head, Headache, Hay Fever, dtc lu ceuU. " Piso's Romedy for Catarrh Is Just the mertlclnel bavebeeu looking tor " W. OuruN. Maysville, Ky. Plso's Remedy for Catarrh Is the aen, jiMieet to use, anu uueapesu Also good for Cold In the Head, Headache, Hay Fever, fcc 60ceuu. "Plso's Hnnisilv for Catarrh has done m more good than anvihiug I ever tried." Miss H. A. Sxui Ltv, Cornwall Undue, Conn, Plso's Remedy for Catarrh Is the Best, Easiest 10 Use, aud Cheapest. Also ffood fbr Cold In tbe Head, Headache, Hay Fever, Ac 60 cent. "Plso'ti Homed v forCatarrhii iiroduefujj favorable results." Uuu. W. VfUHAii, Uiladelpluit, l a. Pino Hemedy for Catarrh In the Beet, Kaeieet to Uue, a ad Cheapest. Also good for Cold In the Head, Headache, Hay Fever, Ac to ceuu. Does Youft back Ache t ir ao, apply a "HOP PLASTER." BEST Porous Planter mule. Wb-a applied to w uw.ihwiu, uruinuB.ounrpananunpiiin.wcaK ue&a or aorenctta iu any part, instant relief is folt aud the parte wonderfully atrenRtlienod. Con tains virtue of Hop, Hurtrundy JHtuhand Q-uraa. Uaed by multitudee. Never fails. Hop Plait ten. .JtyrtPK. TW "nr inM---iri.iii -r irii nn-i , , 5 TOW WAGON SCALES, 190 Uew, Ri Bearing!, BraM ni twd bn Bo. JON fcs b pM lh fralgbl for tri Fdr Llat mrtiiinn ihl pitr b4 uld JONES OF BINQHAMTON, iflughauilou, N.V. No Rope to Cut Off Horses' Man ft ml ItUIDKK 1 uMibiued I'aimoi im Mippmi iy any iuire. am Hatter to any part of u. S. fre. c rNlpt of $L. hold hv all Saddlery. Ji:iriware ana iiarnosH Ih-hIth Spt'dnl dlfifimtit to the Trade, fet-rid for l'rlre I.lt. J. '. KMiHTMOrSE, PAY WHEN CURED. HXHZ SKli!, llit wllllnKiM'pi of iiih ii k iml to pay wlivii tw curt in made, we c-ur. ull t-hruiiit' di-scant-H and nik iioiiuv fi.r our professional hi-rvire until after tin- cure is eiferted. I)eserite your raw fultv and send Miimp 'i:'iinx"r- " 1AKF' FACE. HANDS, FEET Ae r rial hi'v. h.i.rn. nt sU-i nuou lliiir. lln lh $I I .St Narks. M..U-S. Waru, .M..t ti. rrm-klrs, Krii r"--. A. in-. H'lk ll.uds Sims, l'iitii,K- and fcTti- their Ii.mIiiu-iiI. Hr. JllM II. illllim , ) , ', ft. I'eli St., Al!j, VI. K.m b'd 1M7U. St-iltl lis-. I', btk TBDRSTOFS RSKTOOTH P017DER Ueepliif Teeth rcrfrrt a ad Uim Ileal! ky, MITf 111 I.I.'M Perioral r'd JiellHilonna I'lu.K-r. cure all A. h.-a aud Tallin, bur. lu-m-euy tor ihui cocii m-oT oeLweeii tho uhuuldoiv. 6id n n u n n SO Li n F" mm i uhiiii ui mm. fitiwn-- .1. i - HfcJ BS. i . 1 r w K. Ii. Novas, Rcvr"-, Mans,, was rnred of scald-head by union Hall's Hair Renewer. A sure cure for ohellnntp coiiKhs and colds Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. The best remedy. Ei.r.rrftioiTy has horn used In Herman shops forworkinu portable drills and the like. ISiEllSrAR Frre frnnt OpiattM, Mmrtiet tit IUon. SURE. JKkHts PROMPT. OHf$' Til H 4 Hl.rl A.TOHRT.FR tft.. TUTTTfloRK. Wl. FnrPQin Curet Rhenmttlsm, Neuralgia S til I Hill riiU r, rtKTT ikm. - jt pki:ooits inn dkai.k IU3CIIARLM i. TOlillUa 10.. SiLTiaORk, U. ELY'S Cream Balm Cleanses tha Head, Allays Inflammation Heals tha Sores. Re CATARRH stores tha Senses of Taste, Smell, Hearing A POSITIVE COKE CREAM BALM lifivifainod aunnvtahld rr iitainm wherever known. I dni'larlnc all othr jiropar-l attoiti. a ) nrttr.t ih aj- -HAY-FEVER ! ilniKuLtn. Krndfnnlr- piioa into raeh uoMrii; no; lain; Btrroahi( to imo. Trice 60 cintt ltv in nil or t dnmnUtn. Knd fr t !r vui ar. r.iii unt i l H Klin, imiKK'Kti. Owrirn. . V Ready Relief CURES AND m EVENT Colds, Coughs, Sore Throat, Influenza, Inflammations, Rheumatism, Neu ralgia, Headache, Tooth ache, Asthma, DIFFICULT BREATHING. CURES THE WORST PAINS III from one to twontr minutes. NUT ONE llui lt afmr reallna this ad vortismnpiit need any one sliKFEll WITH PAIN, linilwnv'a Kondv Keller U a Hare C!iire Tar tvi-ry I'niii, Mprnius, Ifrnlses. I'nlusla the llm-k, V irat or l.tinhs. It wua the I'lrit nnri Is the Only 1M1N l(K.lli:i)V That Instantly stow the inost eicnirlatln pains, allavs Innniiuiiatlou, and rurns CoiiKNtiouii, whsther ot the Lmik'K. Hinmai h. BoweU. or other glauds or ornans by one apilu-atioii. A half to a tciuuMionlul In half a tumbler of watr will in. few minutes ,-ura Grauipn, HttastiK, H.iur Htomsoh, Heartburn, Nervousueiin, HleiMWtsn4. Kii-k Iit-adarhn, Diarrhrea, Dysentery, Uulic, Flatu-li-nry, aud all internal )alnK. Malaria In Its Various Forma. There Is unt a ntueitisl a?pnt In ths world that will cure fever and Akuh and all othr MnUrinu. Illlious andnth.r lever, aided hv KAItWAY'M I'll.l.S, so nuirk as IIAIIWAVN KI.AIIV ltf:i.ll:K. Ully cents per boitla. Mold by druggista. DR. RADWAY'S SARSAPARILLIAH RESOLVENT, The Great Blood Purifier, For the Cure of all Chronic IMi. Chronlo lthotun.itim, Hcrtfitla, Hvihilitiu Com plauitH, ft (hp our book on Vcm-rftal, t'tr.; yricn 25 ri'iita), (ilandular iSwi'liiijL.', Hi kintf lry Couch, CaiKM-rouM AffiH-liona, Hh't'tlm of the IiiinRa, Pva pei?ia. Walpr liraMli, White SwrlUnt,'!, Tumora. lim pli'K, rtl)tilita, Kruptioua of thrt taco, I'lccra, Hip Imki'Am's liout, l)roy, Kirkf'ta, Salt Ithnum. iJrou clnUrt, CouHiuuption, biabuiea, Kiduoy, li ladder, lA:r CompluuitH, to. SCROFULA, Wliot her transmitted from parent" or aennired. U within thtt curative rauo uf tho baraaparitliau H ulvfiit. Curm have 1tfpn madn whpro eraona have bn afllicti'd with Ki-rolula frm thmr vouth to 2 'AO un d4nyiaiNor a, hv DH. KADWAY'S KAUSAPA HILIdANltKSUlAKNT.a remedy unnp(we.l of U KH'ilieutH ot extra irdliirtr niHilical rirtie, eaaii tial to purify, h"nl, repair aud iuviirate th broken down and wanted body. L)uu k, pleahaut, aaU aud periihiiient in iu treatment aud cuw. hold by all dru'Uln. Una dollar a bottla. DR. RADWAY'S PILLS The Great Liver anl Stomach Rend Forthecureof all diHordem of tho Stomach, Liver, Bowel, Kiduevn, bladder, Nervous l)itase, Loi of Apiwiile, Headtaohe, Ooativeueiei, Iniliition, BiliouMut'MH, Fever, Iuflamiiiation of the lioweli, 1'ileH, and all derauHinenta uf the iutm-nal viaenra. Purely vewtihle, eoutamiug no mercury, miuoral or deleteriotiM itruM. Price, J5 ceuta ir box. Sold by all druwitit. DYSPEPSIAI Dr llndwnvs Pilln ro a cure for tliia com pUnit. They rwtorj Htrenth to the Moinaeh aud enable it to jHMtormlU tiiuetlone. The rtymptoiua of lJH)'eKiadiarpear,aud with them the liability of the Hyteni to contract diaeasea. Take thu m uliciaa accordini; to directiiUiR, and ohtnrvt) what we aay in 'Fle and True' renitectiuK diet. l"S..nd a letter Htainp to IMt. KAIMVAY iV Ctht No, il'i Warren htreet, New ork, tur "False and 1 rue.." Vlle n ii re to HADWAY' iHEiEDIATE fiELIEF! liordon'a KIiik of Pulu relmvea pulu of what iver it ture, the muinoiit it ia applied, aud 1 a houa-holl remedy wherever known for HheumatUm, Neural KUv lieaiiaehe and Toothache, tlurn and buaid. hpruhiH utid Urulse. Umnaea ityneiitcry. Aoci Ihrout, t'leera, 1-reah Wouu.U, eUi. Hurni will uot blir.it r if applied, and limine will heat in a day tint would require o week by any other metho I. I'll remedy 1m i u ruiit bed in powder, with labels, etc.. ai 1 ihbent hv mall, pastuKO paid. It Is put up in jKv, t and $. paokaK'1' Jbo 5u;., or trluf paeka-e. when redut-ed Uj Ihpild form, will till 21 ioz. bottler, wnlaa are worth at n-Ull, $. AtfeiiU can colu money dlb iug iu lr la worth teu time lu coat tor burns alou bend postal notes or two eeut statnpi. Addreai K. G. KiCHAltiS, bote Proprietor, Toledo, Oalo. AGENTS WANTED We want a reliable Lady or Dent In each town an 1 towuhhip to aull our km1; also general u-iiu. i'f tlculuratree. AddrenkJKKKuusoN JkiVu Co.. t'oledo.O 53 Chloral and Opium Habits HUB Uoll.V CUKKU. AllVlt E I'KEX, OR. J. C. HOFFMAN, Jefferson, Wisconsin. GORE FITS! Wli.n i mav furf I An iu,i maun merelr to stop them for a tiuioaud tlien Imvo tlu m rt liinl again. I mean a raili. ul turo. 1 havr nuidi- tho disriuii' "f t ITS, Kl'f LKIIiir or FALUNU hlcKNtsS a btv-ions study. I warrant my ri iiu il to uure tlit wornt cuts. llt cauM olliernhave failid U no reuon for not now rerun iiik cure. Kfnd at oiuo for a treatise anda t rvti Bot!l of my infallihla remedy. Uive Eipres and fi.t tlffiisa. It cuM vou ii t lunvc for a trial, and I will eure you. Address Ku. It. O. HU(.lT, 1K3 ft., Now York. Blair's Pills.' Great English Goutani Rheumatic Remedy. Oval Jto, Kit.out roaaa, ov caa. qLd coins srt bH A V i ll, l.i liii: Left Ave., tiiiou Uilil tua, Mail, f Lfouiity lu rll uui oli 8 tar !&. jtii Boulhmid t.ijieui-r. r puts 111 ftd n. t'. t ai;aiLtsj t.ullit IIU Kl IVrt u-iiliira luo, HU-uara b.ivur waru Co. i-oalou. gmmmaaaamsssmm nr r .iief icriiMi r.si. 7i w-""' -- a.:i.aiatua. Iu Ull JK its ''"'tlrCLY'S i KM R.R.R Vlnecar tlHtrra, afint- ffatlra anil tnnln, piinflca th IiIochI, alrfngllirna tha ll and kldncya, and will matora health, howavar loU Vlnc"' mtfers la tha Iwat remedy tliwotared for pnimollne dl(ti-itlon, coring licailarlia and Inciwhig Uta Tltal powera. Vln.or nittera aaalm mm mm Sm.tmiL llnt tli foort. ropiWa tha atomaclt and bow tin, firing hralthy and natural airap. Vlnrsar fllltsra Is tha rrrat rllnonaa pra ytitr, and atnmla at tlie had of all family rem edlea. No noiiaa ahotikl rer be without IU V I fifirar Dl ttara corf a M filarial, Hillnna and othar Irrmm, dlacaaea of tha Hnart, Llvpr and Kidnayg, and a hundred other painful disorders. Mend for rtthar of our raluable refereticw booki for ladlna, for farmara, for meroliatita, pur Medical Treatise on IHaraara, or our Catechism on Intemperance and TobaOoo. which last should lie In the hand of eTerj child and youth, in tha country. Any two of the abOTe hooVs mailed free on receipt of four cents for rcvrlatration feta. B.B. McDonald Drug Co., 68a Waalilngton St., H.T, N Y N U-l CURES ALL HUMORS, from a common Blotch, or Ernptlon, to the worst Scrofula. Halt-rheum, "Feeriorta,n Mealy or Hough Skin, In short, all diseases caused by liad blood ara conquered by this powerful, purlfvlnif, and Invliroratlna; medicine. Ureat Katlns; Ul rers rapidly heal under Its benign Influence1. Esiecialy has It manifreted its potency its ourlnir Tetter, Hose Itaali, Rolla, far bunclas, Mora Dyes, Scrotuloita Norea and NwelllfiKa, Illp-Jolnt Disease, White Nwelllnfta, Goitre, or 'I hie It Neck, and Kiilargcd Cilands. Pend ten cents in stamps for a lara-e treatise, with ool ored plates, on" 8kln Diseases, or tho asm amount foratreatise on Scrofulous Affections. "THE BLOOD IS Till; I,IFK. ThoroufrhlT cleanse it by usins; Ir. Plerea'a) (Golden itladical Discovery, and good digestion, at fair akin, buoyant aplrw Its, vital strength, and eoundiiess of couslltutioii, will be established. corjsur.iPTiorj, which is Scrofulous Disease of th I,n n gs, is promptly and certainly arrested and curod by this Otnl-givcn remedy, if tnkea before the last stage of the disease nre reached. From Its wonderful power over this terribly fatal disease, when first offering this now cel ebrated remedy to the public. Dr. PiKRca thought seriously of calling It his "Con au nipt Ion Cure," but abandoned that name aa too limited for a medicine which, from Ita wonderful combination of tonic, or strengthen ing, alterative, or blood-cleansing, antl-billous, pectoml.and nutritive properties, Is iincqtialed, not only as a remedy for consumption of tua lungs, but for all CHRONIC DISEASES j Liver, Blood, and Lungs. f If yon feel dull, drowsy, debilitated, have allow color of skin, or yellowish-brown spoul on face or body, frequent headache or llr.it neas, bad taste In mouth, internal heat or chills, alternating with hot flashes, low spirits and gloomy Ixirebodlngs, Irregular appetite, and coated tongue, you nre suffering from India Sjealloti, Dyapepala, nnd Torpid l.i ver, or "lllliouanaaa." In many cases only part of these symptoms are experienced. As a remedy for aJI such cases. Dr. Flerea'e Golden medical Discovery has do equal. For Weak Lungs, Spitting of Itlood, Shortness of llreath, Bronchitis Severe Coughs, Consumption, ana kindred affections. It Is a sovereign remedy. Send ton cents in stamps for Dr. Pierce's book on Consumption. Sold by Druggists. PRICE $I.00,?o1rVSTSS World's Dispensary Medical Association, Proprietors, 063 Main St., BurrxLO, N.T. VQTCOS LITTLE oxvoio PILLS. ANTi-miMors s Sold by Druggists. nd CATHARTIC 25 ocnts a vial. $500 REWARD is offered by the proprietors of Dr. Hage'g Catarrh ftemedy for a case of catarrh which they cannot cure. If you have a discharge from the nose, offensive or other wise, partial loss of smell, tasta, or bearlna. weak eves, dull nain or pressure In head, you have Catarrh. Thou sands of cases terminate in consumption. Dr. Suge's Catahhh Kemrdv cures the worst cases of Catarrh, "Cold In the Head," and Catarrhal lleadache. 60 cents. OK ALL aixica. Write for Clreilla and tell us what vou wanu iV. P.ll K (SONS. Urawer 1M', 1. , uim N. Y. Clark or new uim uiy. r.aatern Atfenta. MILL, a A Co., flomun, alana. uur puttmU'ii Vertical Ik.lliT will not prinui. o (langer of Uurning (luea. ASTHMA-CURED Ciff rraan AalhmaCure nYefstJiTtveiij miiai rat in ;ue worm Cawe,inure oomiurv ; effect c are w huro ftil o thun t all A truu eonvnet im mom aKp(cni. mt oyc nn iVr-tamp. IirTH HOIiTKFM AN, Ht. NnLMiim norjsunPTion. I havaa poiltlv, reiu,d v fur IbaaboradlMu,,; br It, ai, thoaflaml, of caaesof tlio or,l klud and of long; taadknc liava ban cured, lndeaii, aoatronRla mTfaltte in tlaattlcarT.that I will lend TV'O DOTTLES FRBS, togaibarwllba VAI UABI.KTRKATIfts on IhladltaaM to au ,uffrar.v Olvajixprela and t. O. addr. aa. DH. T. X. BLOCUM, til raarlBL, X,w Tork. CUktS WMtt All tfS( I AILS. Best Oman Hj run. Taaitw kikmI. Use in tune. Mom nv nniimiNta. .-aaa' t V ouajrlloneX a frt trial of thirty davot tbeUBC Of Dr. Iye' tVlcbratt-d Voltaic Ult Wirt Klettrlo butt pAtuory Appliances, fop the iee1f nUcf nd per manent cure of Aenvua Debility, luas of Vitality and MutihocL, and nil kimlretl trouble-s. Abo fc nny oilier diseases. Complete restoration to H-ftl;ti, Vigor and UunhotHl (niarMiitoeit. risk Is lncurreU Ilius tratptl pamT hlr-tln nrnlrd envekn mallett tree-, y ftd smuuIiid iiiiinaifini,'Tmfiii tv i. 1 1 Tv t . . i 9 all tattm tha u&a t wt uli ml ihl cUii of iioedlj, arttt hu slva ImuAl UaUWsJrtAl Mtlaita4 Ul. MURPHY BROS fins, T fikuM the Uvor ! ttie public and now rnk among th 1c1iiib Jkiadi Siadlofd, fa. gold by Ilruv.i.u. Fmitl 00. PErJfJYnOYAL CH ICH ESTER'S ENGLISH' The Orlirlnal and Only Upouias. nt uid Jsig fUs.til. hewsira r V rlhlcsi lotitAtiuaa, CL lek salcrB KaiIkH are ih bt tstaJai. luaiauaftbi I J A U I C D a moiuss . stsv. .UUlaViS, (.0., ft IsfldT anwaiL NAME pAPKR. still bf r. llavHafaS I ftjf pftl UculaJI IdWLg. Oflfi laSf'MAl auir Xr iC BOILERS If. 'f. & Write for CireiilarlV. if II. 1 f no i dats.J t Saaraoiaad aal lall i caaaa aulaiara, w I I Mrdaal; k; lh I 'XrauChulotlSa.