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Tht riymn, a characteristic specimen of the atyle of patriotic poetry composed at the time, wan sung on tlie Thanksgiving Day ap pointed by Congress in & in acknowledg ment of the mercies of 1'rovidence In bringinir the Revolutionary wnr to a happy close. It wat not published tititil several yoars after ward and the author's naino is not known: Tha Lord above In tender Love, Hath aaved us from our foes. Through Washington the thing ia done, Tha War ia at a close. America has won the day, Through Washington, our chief; Come, let's rejoice with heart and voice, And bid adieu to grief. Now we have peace, and may increase In number, wealth and arts; If every one, like Washington, Would strive to do their parts. WAKING OTHERS THANKFUL "You need not try to hide those papers, Bessie; I know what they are," aid Walter Eyre, with a sad little smile as he watched the motions of his wife. Mrs. Eyre had just taken the bills from the peatman at the door, and as he stood before the bureau mirror fast ening her hut, she had tried to slip the ugly yellow envelopes out of her sick husband's sight. "Yes," sighed Mr. Eyre again, "I know very well what they are but how they are to be paid, or when, I don't know, I am sure," and he clasped his white bauds over his eyes with a moan. Bis wifo was at his side in a moment. "Don't be disheartened, dear," she aid, cheerily. "You are getting well o fast now, and after a little while I know we shall get out of these dillicul ties. "Why," she added playfully, "I am going to collect a bill of my own this morning, to the va uo of twenty d dlars. You ought nt to have looked about so curiously, and then you would rot have known of theso unwelcome Yisitors." "Until you had found some wav of bowing them out, eh" said Wa'lter, omoothing the fair head bent over his chair. "And I know very well your ex pected twenty dollars Is ail spent. You are a brave woman, Bessie, hut I can not see how we sha.l stem the tide much longer, i nave a notion of writing to ister Sybil. 1 dislike to do it, but there seems just now no other way." "Wait until after Thanksgiving, "Wal ter," said his w ifc. "Thanksgiving 1 It is near at hand, ia it not? I fancy we shall not feel par ticularly erateful. what with debts und duns to "think of," said Walter, bit-1 tcrly. "I am thankful, dear, that you are so far recovered, and, above a. I, that you were spared to me." And heie Bessie's 1 Toico faltered, und she hid her face on her husband's shoulder, and both were silent us they remembered the empty crib in the next room, and the litt.o 1 crave whither the baby boy had been laid to rest only a few months ago. "Yes, dear," said Mrs. Eyre, rousing herself, "we will be thankful we have each other and dear Ethel. And when . I am tempted to despond, I suy to mjself ! over and over thnt 1 have never seen the righteous forsaken nor his sed begging i bread, and then I am thankful for "the memory of pious parents and ancestors. And now I must go and see Mrs. Wilton about my work." "That seems like begging bread to me, or very near it." j "Mrs. Wilton ,;don't think so, I can ' tell you," said Bessie, brightly. "I get Tery good prices for my work, and you are not to underrate me, 1 can tell you. sir." ' i Walter looked at the bright, brave j face, the tiim, energetic but graceful figure before him, and sighed acaiu, but Bessie pretended not to hear. She stirred the fire into a blaze, arranged the books and papers on a little stand within her husband's reach, shook tip the louuge cushions and made the raihcr bare room 1 look as cosy as possible; aud with a kiss ' to little Ethel and an injunction to "take good care of papa," Bessie went out into the w intry air. She was a brave woman, as her hus band had said; in spite of her cheerful ness there was a heavy weight on her heart this November morning. By some of those sudden turns of business so often occurring in our cities, Walter Eyre had been thrown out of employment. Then came the illness and death of the baby, quickly followed by the tedious fever which bad brought the husband and father almost to the verge of the grave, and though now convalescent he was still weak ami helpless. Under the occasional drain their slender means had become painfully less, necessaries were adly needed, and debts were calling for payment. At soon as her husband needed less of her constant care, Bessie Eyre; hud bravely tried to assume the place of bread winner. She and her husband had both wealthy relatives, but the poor and struggling easily fall out of notice; and the Eyres hud a full measure of pride and called on none for assistance. Bessie considered herself fortunate to obtain lewing and funcy-work from several ladies, and. as she said, her work ro seived good prices. But there was so Much needed, though she trimmed her little household strictly to the needful, tnd so many bills caused by that long Qlness, that", strive bravely as she would. I weary look had creut into her soft brown eyes, and lines of care were gath ering round the sweet mouth, that yet bad alwayshopeful words for the invalid. "I must pay one of those bills," said Bessie, as she passed along the busy jtreet. "I think Mr. Morris will wait whi'e, but I am not so sure of White &, Co. Twelve dollars out of my money to f;o to the grocers; they have waited so ong on us. I shall have to see what 1 can get on my watch." She pressed her hand upon it at she thought of the wedding day when Wal ter gave it to her. The postoffice had to be passed ere tho pawnbroker's shop was reached. Almost mechanically she stepped in and inquired for letters. One was handed her. Bessie almost shrank from the a ght oi the blue business-like envelope. Oh, surely it was not another dun! "But I will open it. Walter must not be troubled again to.day," she said, as her trembling fingers slowly tore aside tbe envelope. Was she mistaken?" Surely it was a check for three hundred dollars. Three hundred dollarsl How it would lighten their burdens, how it had already light ened tbe poor little wife's heart! Bessie wondered how the transacted her busi nees with Mrs. Wilton; how she could listen and answer intelligibly as to box plaiting and tailor-finish, or decide between the merits of plush and satin pipings, when she was to eager to rush nome ana ten waiter oi tne gooa news. And once or twice she was obliged to look again at the check to convince her self it was not fairy gold. But before she had reached their door she was calm enough to enter quietly as usual. She went up to Walter's chair, kissed him, and put the envelope in his hands. He opened it, looked at the check, then at his wifo and said: "You are right, Bessie. "Yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken nor his seed begging bread.' I feel as if this must be for Ethel and you; I do not de serve it. From sister Sybil, too." he added, pointing to the postmark which Bessio in her excitement had not no ticed. Such a warm, cosy room as it was! The autumn sunshine coming in through the east and south windows, dancing over the soft, gay carpet, as if to test its brightness with the glowing flame in tho great, old-fashioned stove. Perhaps tho chairs and tables stood a trifle primly in their places, but not a speck or spot was to be found on their polished surfaces; a pleasant, sunny room was Mrs. Sybil Eyre's sitting-room. Hut that small old lady who lav on the sofa in the warm est corner of the room had little cf sun shine about her. A fretful expression shone in her sharp, dark eyes, and the lines about her pale, thin lips were not pleasant. The other elderly lady present seemed more in keeping with the sur roundings. Peace was written all over the fair, placid face, in the kindly eyes, the firm, sweet mouth, the faded hands, now knitting with the unhurried grace which belongs only to the aged. Mrs. Eunice Foster secerned an impersonation of the calm autumn day without. "It is three weeks to Thanksgiving," she said, as she counted the stitches on her seam needled. "Mrs. Foster made this brief remark in a half apologetic tone, as if she ex pected to be contradicted or called to account in soma way for her statement; for Mrs. Eyro was in the habit of differ ing from other people at first, whether she was or' their opinion or not; but at present she was too much occupied with her own grievances to dissent, as she almost always did. "Well. I must say I don't feel specially thankful," said Mrs. Eyre, drawing tho iiffghan over her knees. "I've just had one trouble after another all this year. There was that cheating tenant on tho : upper place; and then me laid flat on my back in the very hottest of t e summer; and what with the drought and poor season the crops are a failure. Now here I am with a sprained ankle and nobody knows when I shall walk again, if ever I can, tnd all my business going to rack for need of some one to see to things." And the lady drew a long sigh of self-pity as she wiped her eyes on a very fine linen cambric handkerchief. Mrs. Foster glanced around the bright room, so full of comforts, even luxuries, and then out upon the trim, well kept grounds, and beyond to the wide fields where the stacked corn was standing in leng rows. She thought of the stores of untouched provisions in the great neat house, and how easy it was for the thin bunds near her to trace a few words on paper which would turn that paper into money value; she thought how a little spared from Mrs. Eyro's abundance would bring pleasure and thankfulness into less favored homes; she thought how her friend had it in her pauer to uplift some bowed with toil, to add comfort to some sick chamber and sparse larder, and thinking thus, Mrs. Foster sighed too. "And what aro you idghiiig for, Eu nice?" said Mrs. Eyre sharply. "If I am not thankful I'll own to it; and you need not sit there looking like a fnueral." "Was I looking glum?" said Mrs. Fos ter, with a little laugh, for she under stood Mrs. Eyre's moods too we 1 to be offended at her plainness of speech. "I'm sorry you have so much trouble, but things will mend after & while." "It is to be hoped they will. But my foot and ankle, don't teem to improve at all, and 1 am almost sure I'm going to have a spell of rheumatism, my back and shoulders are so siitf. I hardly closed my eves last night." "Dear, dear," said Mrs. Foster, sym pathetically. ''Now dul you evertry turpentine liniment?" Just the yolk of an egg well lcateu. two wineglassfuls of turpentine, aud a winelassful of strong cider vinegar; when they are well mixed, three wineglasses of water, stirred in a little at a time. It's a splendid liniment. Father thinks there's nothing like it. It's too bad about your ankle, but as I was telling father.it's a mercy you didn't break your leg." "Humph!" was Mrs. Eyre's sole and ungracious rejoinder. "Yes, we all have our troubles," con tinued Mrs. Foster, wiping her classes and looking thoughtfully into the fire. "Some of us have one kind and some an other; but the Lord generally deals out to us the kind he sees fit for no. For a good many years he saw best to give me poor health, but then a woman never had a kinder husband to care for me and the children too. I worried about them, but they got nlong about as well as if I h td been around. Now the Lord has given you a few troubles " "A few!" groaned Mrs. Eyre. "Well, he's given you a sprained ankle, but you have a rep-covered sofa to lie upon. You want to be around and looking after things, to be sure; but think how much better off you are than poor Mrs. Vaughan, lying where she knows she'll never get up, and all her little children needing a mother so sadly. The Lord sent the drought on your land, but all your crops are not spoiled like Mr. Wheeler's by the hail; and then his house burned to the ground. Y'our back may ache, but the Lord has given you very soft pillows to rest on; some folks naven t even straw." "Oh, yes, Eunice," said Mrs. Eyre, moving uneasily. "You always seethe best side of everything. It is very easy for you to talk, but you don't know half the care I have. Y'ou know my hus band's affairs had all to be straightened up by me" this with an air of triumph and I have to look after everything; no one seems to manage properly. This is a world of trouble." . "Oh, yes; but you know we desire a better country, that is a heavenly. If we only reach that other ..world, these troubles will soon be very small; but I'll tell you a good thing to do if you don't feel thunkful yourself but I know you will after you think quietly a while see if you cannot make somebody else thank ful. Now I must be going, or father may think I'm going to stay all night. But will you try the liniment? I'll make some and send it over the first thing in the morning." "If you please," wos Mrs. Eyre's reply in a softened voice. And Mrs. Foster, having endeavored to give medicine to soul and body, bade her friend good- mgni. ' "I wonder if I spoke too plain," she said, as an hour or two later she talked over her visit with "father." "Not a bit, not a bit," said Mr. Foster, heartily. "Folks can take your plain talk better than most people's soft talk; and Mrs. Eyre ought to hear plain talk ing once in a while. She's plain enough herself." Whether Mrs. Foster was too plain or not, Mrs. Eyre could not forget her words; and when the old lady was finally helped to her:oom and to bed, she could not sleep, but began to think over her friend's suggestion that she "make some body else thankful." And Mrs. Eyre was a Christian, albeit she confessed her self an unthankful one. She was a Bible reader, too. "I have not sufficiently considered the poor, and therefore perhaps the Lord has withheld his strength from me. 'Make some one else thankful?' where shall I beu-in?" To be sure, there was her poor neigh bor, Mrs. Vaughan, wasting away with an incurable disease, and her ' poverty did not admit of procuring delicacies which might tempt tho fitful appetite. Mrs. Eyre bethought her of tho mauy jelly glasses and the canned fruits in her closets, and mentally set apart a portion for tho invalid. There, too. was the Wheeler family, who had lost their home by fire, and who were now receiving the half-welcome shelter of a brother's overcrowded house. The ten ant house on her upper place was empty ; why not otler it rent ireo to honest John Wheeler for the winter?" "And Walter my poor Walter!" And now tears not entirely for herself came into Mrs. Eyre's sleepless eyes. If any one ever crept into the tendei est corner of her heart it was her young brother Walter. She had married a cousin, and had not changed her maiden name. Walter, many years younger than her self, had been left to hrr care by their dying mo'her, and she had given the boy all a mother's care. Ho never knew how dear he was to his fault-finding sister, and when come to man's estate he could no longer endure the incessmt contradiction and fault-finding of her home, aud ho sought another home and emplovment in a city. Then he added to his offense by taking to himself a wife without confiding in his sister. For a while he and his wife tried to keep up tho family intercourse by letters, but Mis. Eyre grew colder and colder, and at last all communication ceased between them. But no one knew how the sister's heart yearned for her young brother. She had heard that he was in straight ened circumstances, that sickness had entered his home. Was it the eldest or youngest child thut had dicdJ Some one had said Walter himself had been ill what he might have expected, going to live in a city and his wife had been doing sewing for people. It was a good thing she knew how; but she was an Eyre. They must be helped some way. And the next morning Mrs. Eyre found a way, as the reader already knows; and by the time Thanksgiving tamo it was surprising how many ways the found in which to make others thankful. When Thanksgiving came bright and clear she was amazed to see her parlor door open, and in came Walter and Bes sio and Ethel, and Walter's are were about her and Bessie's kisses wero on her cheek. "We thought we must come to tell you how you had helped us, how thank ful you have made us," said Bessie. "And oh, it was so kind of you, dear sister Sybil!" Before they had fairly got their wrap pings off, in came Mrs. Foster, her kind iace beaming with joy. "Aud oh, Sybil," she said, after warmly greeting Walter and his wile, "I wish you could see how comfortable the Wheelers are in the house you let them have, and Mrs. Yaughun says that last jelly helped her to sit up nearly all day." "I'm sure I am thankful I could help them both," said Aunt Sybil, but her upt iremmeu. j Then V's. Foster laughed, such a clear, ringing laugh that little Ethel had to join in too. "So you aro going to have a Thanks giving, after all? 1 told you, you re member, it would pay you to make some one else thankful." "Yes, you did, Eunice, and I'm thank ful to you, too." "And." said Bessie, softly, "we will all thank God for this dear Thanksgiving Day." Lucy Jlanlolph. How to Care Obesity. In tho fourth congress of Gcrraau phy sicians the first subject discussed was corpulence. Ebstein advanced the opinion that drugs were of little service in reducing the amount of fat, and that an entire chango of the regimen includ ing both change of diet and of the man lier of living was necessary. Any method which reduced the general nutrition, and thus removed fat, was a failure; tho fat alone must be re moved. The method must not require the individual to gfve up his business during treatment, else it would not be generally applicable. The method must be capable of being continued indefinite ly without producing unpleasant results, for individuals predisposed to corpulence by heredity or constitution must keep up the diet for a long time. One method is to cut off all fatty goods. But as carbohydrates may be changed into fat in the body, this is not reasonable. The object is rather to pre vent the formation of fat in the body. To secure this it is necessary to regulate the proportion of albuminous, starchy, and fatty foods, so that perfect nutri tion shall be secured, but no excess of fat produced. Tho necessary amount of fat for a healthy man is 143 grains per diem. If this is reduced one half a part of the amount necessary for nutrition will be taken from the body to compensate for the reduced allowance in the food, and thus the excess of fat may bo re moved. Under this system the individual does not suffer the distress which is felt by those who are cut off from all fatty food, and the results are more successful and agreeable than those of the Banting system. The amount of carbohydrate is to be reduced so that no surplus above bodilv needs shall be taken. In the Banting system the diet is chief ly nitrogenous, which often causes indi gestion. Ebstcin gives nitrogenous food, with the reduced allowance ot starch and fat in sufficient quantity to keep up tbe general nutrition and work ins strength, but not in such amounts as to overload and embarrass the organs which digest proteids. Tho necessity of muscular exercise ot sumcient lorce to produce free perspiration is insisted upon. This system has met with ap proval in Germany on account of its success. Henneberg, in discussing the subject, approached it from a different side, and. by a review of the methods adopted in fattening catt'e, sought to reduce tho rules necessary to be observed in avoid ing the accuinmulation of fat in man. The general discussion elicited varying views upon the physiology of digestion, but all agreed that the use of medicine for reducing corpulence was to be avoided. Science. Sarins: a Life. One day last winter, '83-84, when the mercury was down somewhere in the for ties below, an open sleigh-stage was making its way along a mountain road between two Montana towns. The only passengers were a woman and her young child. They were scantily clad for the rigorous weather, and tho woman re moved one of her wraps to protect the child. The driver discerned that she was growing drowsy, and warned her of the deadly peril of falling asleep. It was of no use, nor did the vigorous shak ing he gave her serve to keep her awake. Finally the driver seized her, threw her out into the road, and drove off with the child at a rapid pace. This last expedient was successful. Awakened by the shock of the fall, the woman saw the stajje disappearing with her child. Her ma ternal instincts were aroused. Sho ran after the stage as fast she could; the driver slackeucd up a little, but did not stop till he saw that the poor mother was thoroughly warmed by the exercise, llcr life was saved. An hour later the stage reached a station, where buffalo robes were obtained to protect hei against the deadly cold for the remainder of the journey. Youth't Companion. Why He Wouldn't Buy. Produce Dealer "Ah! Glad to see you, .Mr. Blank. Can't I serve you with a turkey for Thanksgiving'" Mr. Blank (coldly) "No; thank you." "But you remember I furnished your turkey last year." "Ye?, I remember." "It was satisfactory, I hope?" "Yes; the superintendent says it is very satisfactory." "The superintendent?" "Y'es of the Fust Line Railroad com pany." "I I don't understand. Oh! per haps you made him a piesent of it." "No: I believe I sold it to him for a car spring." Call. lu Case of Fire. Thoy sat in the library alcove, Aud they gawd at the hundreds of books; And she gave in exchange fur his sighings, The sweetest and shyest of looks. "Here are volumes of very great value, , And you," he remarked, "urn well versJ: Now, supposing a fire should break out here, Which book would you try to save lirst!" 'I would seize" and she crow quita excited, Anil then tho jriew tuinbly calm "I would seize papa's pocket-book liint, air: That's tho kind of a bookworm 1 am:" Columbus Dispatch. FOWLS OF GIGANTIC SIZE 1KB SUCCESS OF CALIFOKITIA OS TBICH FABMIVO. Precious I'srtra and Havenou Appo tllea How tho Rlrita are Plucked In an Ostrich Corral. A Los Angeles (Cat.) correspondent ol the New York Tribune writes: Among the most novel, and apparently profitable", of the newer pursuits in California i ostrich farming. Dr. Skctchly, tht manager of the principal farm in this county, some few years ago was proprie tor of a large and profitable one in Soutu Africa. During tho Transvaal war hii ranohe was devastated by the Boers and Zulus, and thinking that Southern Cali fornia might possess the necessary quali fications, he came to spy out the land, lie found everything satisfactory, organ ized a stock company, went to the Cape, and less than three years ago brought back twenty-two birds, ten males and twenty-two hens. Since then ho has raised forty birds, which, considering the many difficulties he had to contend with at first, is satisfactory progress. His rancho is about twenty-one miles south of Los Angeles, near the village of Korwalk, on a spur of tho Southern Pa cific railroad. As the visitor reaches the entrance, two sign-boards meet bis gaze. The first rule, "Each visitor will bo charged fifty cents," was made necessary by the crowds that at first poured into the place. The other, "All dogs found on this ranch will be at once destroyed," was occasioned by tho fact that even the best-bred dogt will suck eggs; and when rotten eggs sell for $3 each, and good ones are worth from $50 to $100 each, the undeslrability of dogs is apparent. The farm consists of 200 acres, of which eighty are sown to alfalfa, thirty are in corn, and the remainder occupied by the pens, corrals, employes' quarters, etc. The first object of interest is a rather large corral containing a nock of sixteen month old birds. They stand about six feet high, and are quite timid. These birds were plucked three months ago, and their plumage is abundant and glossy already. My guide told me that only seven months' time was necessary for the new plumage to mature in, and that these "chicks" produced feathers at their last plucking over two feet long, which beats the record in Africa. Next come the pens where the adult birds are kept. Each pair is allowed a space of about twenty by lorty feet. The females are of a speckled brownish color, and have a homely domestic appearance. Tho males, on the contrary, are a brilliant, glossy black, with one row of superb white feathers fringing each wing and the tail. They are rakish, gallant look ing fellows, and can comfortably stretch their necks over the eight-foot fence which forms the rear of their pens. A barrier in front of the pen keeps visitors at a safe distance from them, as these older birds are always dangerous. The superintendent told me that he knew of several men being killed and three horses disembowelled by them. Their feet are armed each with two toes, one of which is very long, and has at its extremity an immense claw. Their mode of attack is always by kicking, and as they are known to be able to maintain for a long time a gait faster than that of any race horse, the muscular power of their legs can be imagined. I asked how tho picking of these big ones was manigcd. "Well, we catch their necks in a forked stick, draw a leather stocking over their heads, and four or live of us grab them. But it's no fun, I can tell you, for one squaro kick would send a fellow to king dom come too quick. Y'ou hear me?" Strange to say, they make no attempt to jump over the fence, but when very much excited or enraged will brush away a strong board fence with their breasts of bones, like so much paper. Tho only use they make of their al leged wings is to steer themselves around a corner or sharp curve; during which operation they look much like a sail boat when it "luffs." Up to recently patent incubators were used, but so unsatisfactory were they that tho birds are now permitted to in crease and multiply in the orthodox man ner. Each pair is expected to hatcli three broods a year, tho hens averaging fifteen eggs at a setting, but sometimes running up to as many as thirty. About six weeks is the period of incubation. 1 saw some "chicks" only a week or so old, which wero as large as prize turkeys ; the parents were most affectionate and solicitous in the care of the little ones, and regarded us, even far off as we were, with cvideut disapprobation. The expense of keeping these huge creatines ia comparatively small, each bird getting a daily ration of fifty pound of cut alfalfa, a little corn, and unlimited pebbles. An artesian well supplies them with pure water, and they appear to have made themselves at home, and apparently have come to California to stay. The outlay of capital must be consid erable in the first place, as since the first lot was exported tho cape government has imposed an export duty of $ .100 per bird. Add to this tho prime cost, which varies from $100 up to the thousands, and the freight frain tho cape to New Orleans and thence to Los Angeles, aud the average cost per pair at a low calcu lation must be put at from $1,500 to $2, 000. In Africa the profit must be very large. Dr. Skctchly cited one instance where a ttio of birds yielded in one year a revenue of over $U0,000, iu offspring and feathers. A bottle of milk which a Baltimore chemist was testing the other day ex ploded with great force and nearly killed him. It was probably from a kickin? cow. Detroit l'ren J'ret. There are 30, 000 dogs in Berlin, thi tax on which brings 3;.0,000 marks into the treasury utiuuallv. A DREAM OF HO MR The sun's rays tlant tha path along, Tha air it balmy at in June, The robin tings hit evening song, And through the sky the new, gray mooa Moves calmly on, untrammelled, free, But something whispers unto me "Not yet" The brook sings at it gently flows, The frog croaks by the water's rim; There in content the lily grows, And there the fishes, darting, twira; I hear and see the old brown mill, But, ah, these tad words haunt me still: "Net yet" In clover meadows broad and fair, lit drowsy mood the cows await The farm boy's call upon tha air, While, with hit pail, beside the gate Which opent down the graasy lane, My brother breathes these wordt of pain: "Not yet" Tbe tteepled church, tht tchoolheuse near, Tbe wood where I have roamed at will, The quaint old farmhouse, to me dear, My youthful home my manhood's still I see these at in days gone by, But something whispers (at I sigh) "Not yet" Oh, Hearts in whom there Is no May t Who yearn to hear my footfalls where . Tbe path to beaten winds its way Under old trees to grand and fair; Dear Hearts, who long for me to come, I can but say I can go home "Not vet" For longer, still, your breast mutt know A sadness free from all disguise, Ere I can leave these tcenes and go And look into bright, loving eyes, And clasp the hands so warm, and kin The lips I've pressed so oft in bliss "Not yet" Forgotten, but as tweet and strong As when one dreamful autumn day I taid "Good Bye,'' and passed along Down tbe old walk and went away, Not thinking there would come a day When I should have as now to tay "Not yet" Alas, not yet Far, far from this, Still must I wait. All I can do , fs just to wait a long, long kits Bedewed with love, oh, Hearts 1 to you, And murmur these tad words once more, (Jnthoughtof iu the days of yore: "Not yet." George Xtwell Lovejoy. HUMOR OF THE DAY. The height of fashion A dude's col lar. Life. A dentist in a Western city is named Leggo. As a usual thing, however, ho will not do so until it is out. "Struck Down" is the name of a new novel. The hero was probably a dude who got hit on the upper lip. PitUburg CUronicle. "Good gracious," said the hen when she discovered the porcelain egg in her nest, "1 shall be a bricklayer next." Boston Bulletin. A Massachusetts boy has neither arras nor legs. His parents are beset by land lords who offer to rent a house to them at low figures. Courier-Journal. In all the groat affairs of State The thouyhtlul ones will llnd The sturdiest patriot is the uiau Who has an axe to grind. Merchant-Traveler. Barnum will exhibit next season one of the greatest curiosities ever shown to a wonder-loving public, namely, a bar ber who never invented a hair tonic. Boston Courier. A convict at Joliet climbed a lofty der rick and refused to come down. The fire hose was turned on him and he was washed down. He could ctand anything but water. Call. An Englishmen has demonstrated that a snail cau creep U00 feet between sun rise and sunset. This is seven feet more than the boy who is sent on an errand on Saturday. Call. The czar sleeps with his pet dog. and we regard such a circumstance as a fit cause for action by tho Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Auiuials. The poor brute is liable to be blown to pieces by dynamite any night. iMuell CUtien. "What is usually the nationality of a bootblack, my dcarf" asked Mrs. Cau tion while her husband was studying the score of an Alleghany game. "Oh, it varies," replied Caution; sometimes they are Polish aud sometimes Shinesc." J'i'tihurg Chronicle. Where are the gold and crimson leaves Sought by tho youth and maid, As hand in band through pathless woods In converse sweet Ihoy strayed They're in the family Bible pressed, Anil there they will remain; The goutle maiden and the youth Will ne'er tee them again. Boston Courier. What Was It! A recent incideut in Chicago should be referred to the society of Psychical Hescan'h. It belongs to the category of astounding experience! which science, even wlyle distrusting aud criticising, has never satisfactorily explained. The wife of a well known citizen, soon after rising, asked her husband : "Do you know anybody named EdsallorEsdale?" "No; why do you ask?" "Because I dreamed that a mau of that uame was drowned." In the morning paper waa the announcement of the disappearance of a young man named Esdale, whose' remains, some ten days later, were found in the lake. Neither the husband or wife had ever heard the name before. Tho sceptical will call it a "mere ronin cidenoe." Butwatit? Was it some thing more? Can so many incidents of the kind within the experience of almost rvery person bo mere coincidences? U ii- Journal,