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'II EH FA GE IS LIKE SHE 6WWISK," Her fare ia like the anurias, Her eyo .re like tlio sea, And morning comes Into my btart If ah but look on mo. Her lips are like wild rrmos; And when she iiltoroth Her tender words of love, they brlnj To me the wild flower's breath. And ao a holy daybreak Ia mine with every hour; Each moment feels tlio bine sea's might, The rose's magic power. -George P. Lnthrop, in Jtjrper'.t Weekly. THE DENHAM FEUD. . BY ELEANOIl C. LEWIS. How long ngo, or just why, Francis folio, and John Francis Denhatn, half brothers, begun to quarrel with each ither, would bo hard to say. There was inly two years' difference in their ages, wd, when they were children, they w ere (ond of being together. As br.ys, at school, they remained food friends, though not so intimate as tefore; but when they entered college a :oolness rose between them. Frank, as Francis John was culled, was open learted, impulsive, quick to speak, and lulck to repent; generous and kind. Francis, as the other was culled, was iqually honorable ond upright, but not it all impulsive. He made up his mind before speaking It, and consequently had not nearly bo much to repent of as his brother. Vet, for all his goodness, ho was not so lova ble a boy, at tirst sight, as Frank poor, heedless Frank, who went stumbling through life, stepping on other people's feet iu ptiro carelessness, but apologiz ing so instantly, and with such charm of ropentenco, that he was always forgiven. 1 When Francis blundered to speak more accurately, made a mistake it was a serious matter with him. First of all, he had to decido that he was wrong. J This being settled, he at once, and con scientiously, made what ' reparation he j could; but his very effort to be just had in it something so rigid and uncom promising, that people felt none the more kindly for it. "Ho would not ex-; plain at all," said they, "only that he was obligod to." Francis realized this feeling on the part of others, without understanding "Why is it," ho sometimes mused, "that I do my duty, and am disliked for it, whilo Frank, who never thinks of his duty, is loved?" But it took him a life-' time to find tho answer to his ques tion. Meanwhile, the "little rift in the lute" grew larger. Frank got into debt; Fran cis, with strict justice but littlo mercy, fcaid ho could not spare the money to holp his brother out! Then, both boys contended for a prize. Francis toiled hard, but Frank, by a lucky stroke, won. Next, they fell in love with,, the same girl; and though the attachment was not deep, and tho young lady mar ried a third Jovcr, yet, for the time, it was Frank who was favored. So gradually their enmity grew, until when commencement day came, they had nothing in common but a speaking ac quaintance. Two years later, even this ceased, for tho boys' grandfather died (their parents were already dead)aud left a will that was the cause of complete cs traayement between them. His property was shared equally by them, but certain heirlooms especially a valuable ring which had been in the family for several generations, was left in tho words of the will "to my dear est Francis." It was known that he had intended to make another will the same in principle,- but reducing the property by one or two public. bequests; but, if niude, it was not to be found, and every one thought that death had surprised him boforo he could carry out his intentions. Had such a document Been the light, the ambiguity of "mv dearest Francis" might huve been cleared up. As matters stood, each claimed the heirloom. Frank had been tho old man's favorite all knew that. Still, ho had tiled his grandfather sorely of late, by his heedless ways and extravagance; and beside, no one ever called him Francis. As for the other, ho was always called Francis, and had been more of a favorite lately than at first; then, too, he wns the older. So each young man urged his claim, and defended it, although, in his secret heart, Francis did admit that he was not "the dearest," iu6t as Frank felt assured he was. And Frank, with his usual im pulsiveness, spoke out, and strongly, and after this, it was hard for cither of tho two to give up the case. .Still,- it might have been settled, if the matter had not been discussed one day in' public' In the excitement of the t alky Frank" at letrgfu called Francis a designing scoundrel, ' To bo sure, ho -retracted this harsh speech. but the apol ogy was not accepted, when an otlicious friend reported the matter to Francis. "Designing, am I ?" said he, grimly. "Very well. You may say to Frank Den ham when you meet him again, that I ' am 'designing enough to get and hold lay own. The ring is mine, is in my f6ssession, and no court of law in the and will adiudre it awav from ma to - ,i - -o him." No court did take it away, though Frank went to law to establish his claim. Francis said the rinsr had always gone to the eldest son; in tine, it was in his fiossession, and no one could prove that t ought not to be there. This settled tho matter, though not the feelings that had been roused. Tho brothers had now nothing whatever to do with each other. They lived in the same town, belonged to the same church, hud married neighbors' daughters even tual! i jet they mat as strangers, After a while, each went into business in Bos ton and moved there. They still attended tho same church, but met less frequently than before. In business, the difference of character showed itself at once, in their methods, and consequently in their success. Frauds became quile wealthy; Frank, though not poor, wns never prosperous. His children became something of a trial to him as years went ou. Tho heredi tary impulsiveness led them into all manner of difficulties, some of them ex pensive; and in parked contrast were the sensible, sedato boys of Francis. Tho latter had two sons and one daughter, named Alda; whilo Frank had seven boisterous boys. In little Alda Denhara, lay all tho hid den graco and unexpressed tenderness of her father's nature. She was tho poem of his life, tho fair-haired Aldahe called her, dimly remembering some old Saxon heroine. She was, indeed a wonderfully lovely child, rather silent, passionately fond of her father, devoted to muthcr and broth ers; yet with room in her gentle heart for a nameless host of pets. She knew about the family trouble had heard it talked of all the more since her broth ers met their cousins at the public school. The latter, o do them justice, would have fraternized iu rough-and-ready school-boy fashion, but Francis Don ham's two sons drew back. They had their father's disposition in some degree, and reserve was moro natural to them than hasty friendship. Beside, they knew about the trouble, and thought their Unlce Frutik had behaved in a very unjust fashion. So when Frank's chil dren reported at home how "stuck-up" and insolent Herbert and Morris Den ham were, their heedless father burst out before them with violent expressions of hatred. "Don't, father," said his wife; "don't talk so before the boys. It docs them harm, and does you no good." "Bother the boys!" said Frank; "they are always around when I'm at my worst." Then, relenting, "See here, lads, your mother is right; I ought not to spcak'against your uncle to you in this way but theu ho would make a saint mad!" Naturally enough, an amend of this mixed nature did not change the boys' feelings. They did not actually hate their prim, scholarly cousins, but did enjoy irritating them. Space is lacking to tell their ingenious proficiency in this art. They soaped the floor, to see Her bert measure hit length on it. They tripped up Morris, and chalked big letters on his back. Finally, Willy Den ham put chalk into Herbert's inkstand. Of course the ink effervesced, and ruu all over tho desk, spoiling among things of less value tho (J reek theme which Herbert had just with some pains, completed. This piece of mischief was traced home to its per petrator, and ho was soundly whipped. Small good came from the punish ment, however, for the offender was over petted at home to make up the indignity ; and Herbert's father was not satisfied, and thought Willy should have been ex pelled. If anything could have widened the breach, it would have been this; for paternal feelings as well as brotherly were in conflict. But after a while, things settled down into the old groove. There was less active annoyance in school, though a strong undercurrent of dislike was always present. Thus matters were, when the littlo fair haired Alda -was ' eight years old. Two things happened this year. Frank Denham's two youngest sons wcro drowned when out skating, and Francis Denham had a dangerous illness. Ho was terribly grieved by his brother's rois fortuno and would have made up the quarrel if he could; but b.y this time it was beyond his power. He did try to say a few words of sympathy when they first met, after the accident, but tho mourning father repulsed him. "No, sir." said he, sternly, and not without dignity; "when things went well with mo, you passed nio by; now that my boys have left me, ami my heart is broken, you need not intrude. The grief js mine, not yours, nud God will give me all the comfort I deserve." "The grief is mine, too," began Francis, and this was much for him to say; but his brother had passed out of hearing, Hnd he muds no further attempt. Still, in seoiet, his thoughts wcro upon him, and when ho had n fever, they wcro the burden of his ddirium, and retarded his recovery. Alda was with him a gro it deal during his convalescence. Her quietness and gentleness made her peculiarly in place iu the sick room, and half-unconsciously to himself, she became her father's con fidante. They had always been intimate from tho time she could talk, and very naturally, in his weakness, he talked to her of tho paot. There was a magnetic something in the child that inspired trust in all. It was not that she was older theu her years, for sho delighted in dolls and childish sports. It was more as though she wej-c a c hild of some high order, free from the usual pettiness and narrowness of youth. She was full of life, while at the same time sensitive and thoughtful simpatica. as the Italians say. Now in the sick room her father found strange comfort iu the unburdening to her the thoughts and feelings that hitherto he hud kept locked in his own heart. He felt that she understood him, yet did not sit in judgment.. Ho was her father her dear father; mother did not think of it, or the boys; but she knew well that he was not happy. It did not enter into the case that ho had been to bl.ime; the question, how to make him happy again. These thoughts, however, she kept to herself the family hail no idea of thf m. "And so you see, Alda," he said one day, "you must be careful how you Le giu anything, for the cudiugit often out of jour power," "It might be in somebody else's pow er, perhaps," said Aldo, half to herself. "Ab, yes," sighed her father, "just there is where the trouble lies. You can argue with and persuade yourself, but it is so hard to influence another. Frauk your uncle, dear was a good boy, but I Biippose I was too still; and so wo drifted apart. I could never laugh, un less i saw something to laugh at, but Frank would laugh just for tho pleasure of it." b J 1 "Perhaps," said Alda, cheerfully, "you'll be laughing that way yourself some time." "If I only could!" ho moaned. "But it is no use, dear, whilo I have that ring," turning it restlessly on his finger. "I don't see Hpw I can." "But tho ring is your own, papa." "Do you know, dear," ho began, then checked himself. "I must be out of my mind." thought he, "to talk like tnis tothe child." But Alda, in her own sweet way, un derstood and went on. "I know the ring is yours, yapa, but perhaps you think, after all, Uncle Frank ought to have it." "Exactly," said he, with eagerness, led on by this sweet sympathy. "I do think so, but Frank wouldn't take it now. If he only would !" Here Mrs. Denham came in, and the conversation was broken oil for the time. Alda had heard enough, however, to make up her mind. If Uncle Frank had the ring, her papa would be glad, and Uncle Frank would like it. Still, her papa could not give it himself, so somo one else must give it for him, and that some one should be herself, just as soon as she could bring it about. Sho would not 83k for tho ring yet; she felt that for one reason or another, she might be refused. And beside, she had a feeling that if sho watched for it, a chance might appear, and all would bo well. Some time slipped by, however, and the coveted opportunity did not present itself. Her father grow better, and resumed business once more, but he was less ab sorbed in it than formerly. He found a good deal of time for Alda, and took her to ride, and especially to concerts, the little lady being fond of music. They were a noticeable pair the tall, bearded, stately father, and the delicate child, with her transparent, vivid beauty. Many a person would turn to look at them as they passed, and in Mr. Den ham's place of business a visit from, the child was the event of the day. She took all this attention with a kind of serene unconsciousness; it neither ex cited nor troubled her. One still, cold afternoon in January Francis Denham made hasto home. "Why, papa!" cried Alda, running to meet him. "What brings you home so early?" "You, my pet," ho answered, gaily. "Be quick, there's a good girl, and have .Tanie wrap you up warm. Mamma lying down, is "she? Well, you tell her that I am going to take you to hear Wilhelmj, and will bring you back safe and sound." No second bidding was needed. Alda flew like a fairy, and in a few minutes the carriage hud left them at the Music Hall. Their seats were on tho front row of the first gallery, about midway. They were hardly in their places and Alda's wraps unloosed, when Wilhelmj en tered, and all her attention was centered on him. It was wonderful playing; clear, firm, masterly, yet with an undercurrent of passionate life. The spirit of music was there, as well as its body. Her father felt tho beauty of the per formance, but his strongest emotion, after all, was pleasure in 'Alda's pleas ure. Now and then sho looked up, long enough to appropriate his sympathetic smile, but was silent until tho intermis sion. Then she chattered joyously, for the ruitsio had set free her happy littlo tongue, and he answered, more gravely; still, it satisfied her. Now and then she made an absurd protence of looking through his opera glass, and bowing to some imaginary acquaintance thus recognized. Next, she leaned her fairy arm on the balustrade, to peep down at the people below. Her glauco roamed idly at first, then all at once grew earnest, for directly beneath sat her Undo Frank. Tho thought rushed ovr her: My chance at last! nnd at this moment her uncle looked up. His worn, tired, hag gard face met full tho young and lovely one of his little neice. Something in her gaze arrested him; an indescribable ex pression of love and joy and longing. Ho felt no anger toward her who could? and t ho smiled faintly in re sponse to the pleading of her eyes. Alda diew back. The orchestral ac companiment of the next concerto began with a crash, as she pulled her father's head neater to listen, and whispered, breathlessly, "Now, papa, now is tho time, and Uncle Frank will take it!" No explanation was necessary. Her father understood, for he too has seen his brother's upturned face. He held out his hand, an l with eager fingers she pulled oil the ring. Once more she bent over the railing, and once more, drawn by some secret impulse to ward good, her uncle looked up. lie saw two faces above him tho man's grave, yet entreating, the child's radiant with beautiful intention. And she held out the ring! The next mo ment it was ut his feet. No one heard her. say it, yet he felt 6urc that her lips formed these words: "It ia voty own, dear uncle. I give it 4o you from my dear papa." The old, hard nuger melted from his heart like ice in the sun; he felt no im pulse to refuse; on the contrary, he gently lifted the ring and put it on, then looked up at Francis and his daughter. No mean triumph touched his smile; the brotherly kindness of old day lighted uo hit face. Then Alda, her work accomplished, leaned back and said : "It is nil done, papa. Now we'll lis ten to Wilhelmj." Verv few persons noticed this littl episode, nnd those who did see, though nothing of it; a child's freak, that wni all. But when the concert was over, ant" Alda, muffled to tho chin in white fur, like a snow-sprite, came down the stair with her father, there was Uncle Franl waiting for them. She threw her arms around his nec and kissed him, but though the brothon exchanged a hand-clasp that spoke vol umes, no words were possible till the' were out of the crowd. At tho carriage-door Frank said, rather huskily, "Did you mean it, Fran cis?" "Frank," replied his brother, "I d mean it with my whole heart, and mai God forrrive mo for not havinc done ii "before !" So the great Denham feud came to at end. The boys found each other de lightful comrades, and wondered thai they had never fraternized before. Tht wives exchanged receipts and confi denccs; the brothers renewed the amit? of early days. As for Alda, if she was not completely spoiled, it was due tothe inherent sweet ness of her nature, and not to her rcla tives, who thought nothing that could be done was enough for her. "She hasn't a fault!" said her Unclt Frank; Youtli1 Companion. How Good Writing is Acquired. "Writing to be good must bo legibli and rapid; to be legible it must have good form, and to be rapid it must bi simple in its construction as regards formi and their combination, and it should bt small, since it is obvious that tho pen can be carried over short spaces easier and more rapidly than long ones; and it should havo little shade, and be written with a pen above medium for coarsenesi that the unshaded lines may have the requisite strength. I shall speak more specifically respecting form, leaving movement and other essentials to speak ers who may follow mo. As a rule, there should bo but one form used for each letter of the alphabet, and especiallj should this be true of a copy for learn ers, having a single standard form, the teacher will not only repeat it- with greater accuracy, but tho pupil will more readily comprehend and master it. Let ters and words should bo critically an alyzed at tho blackboard. This wil! greatly aid the pupil to acquire a cleai and complete mental conception of good letters and their proper combination Many pupils learn to write through the shore power of imitating the copy before them, but not having a high mental con ception of their copies, when they an removed, their writing at once degen crates; the hand is without a definitt model and strikes at random, and pro duces doubtful results. While the pupil who through analytic study and practice, comes soon to have a clear conception ol what 'ie would do, thus is presented tc the haud an ever present model for whicl it will strike and ultimately attain. Penman' Art Journal. Hon tho Emperor or Russia Travels Tho train, which is always used by the emperor and empress of Russia foi long journeys consists of. sixteen car riages, of which the first is a kitchen and then comes one for police agents, one for the military suite, three for mem bers of the household and two for the imperial family, each grand duke having an entirely separate compartment, which can bo fitted for either day or night use The carriage of the empress has a spa cious sleeping compartment, with a hum mock bed, furniture of ebony and uten sils of silver and an immense looking glass. There is a bath room completelj fitted and a compartment for the lady is waitiug. The empress' sitting room contains a writing tuble, a sofa and easj chairs. The emperor's sleeping carriage is fit ted with olive green leather and onli contains a bed and a dressing table anc buth. Then comes a sitting room, fitted very simply, and lastly tho dining room which is furnished with carved oak aud merely contains tables, chairs and a side board. There is communication through out the train from one cud to the other There are many Americans who trave quite as luxuriously as the above poten tates, although they may not have sue! an .extensive train. A certain ven wealthy lady of this city, who is some' thing ot an invalid, not being able t bear the jolting of cars,chartered a steam boat to take her to the Jersey coast lasl summer. There are a number of th railroad kings of the United Statei whose traveling cars are works of art am contain all modern conveniences. AVu York Telegram. ( Rather Ancient. . The members of tho Chinese legatioi at Washington take great pride in tht antiquity of their country and its insti tutions. When they received news ol tho death of the empress, Mr. Blaine then secretary of state, went to pay then an otlicial visit of eoiuiolouce. He wa.' received in the largo room built by Bos; Shepherd for a picture gallery, whic' was hung iu white. At one end then wus an ultar, ou whi.h "joss sticks" o incense were being burned. The lega tion wore white robes, and each oik bowed solemnly as the secretary of stuti caruo opposite to him. After the cere mony was over, Mr. Blaine told the in terpreter to say to the minister that tht scene reminded him of some of the cere monies of tho church of Koine, whidi ht used to witness in the duys of his child hood, and lroin which these were probu bly derived. When this was interpreted to the mandarin, he smiled and quietl) remarked: "Say to his excellency thai we have had these ceremonies iu ('hint for about 3,000 yeuis." Hen: ttrlrl l'oor. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. From nearly 400 singers, including no Germans or Italians, Dr. Lennox Browne has secured testimony that the use of alcohol and tobacco injures the singing voice. Two tnicroscopists, Dr. Nussbaum and Dr. Gruber, have artificially multi- Iilied infusoria by cutting them in lalves, each hulf becoming a perfectly developed animal. If a four-inch and a two-inch shaft are both solid, and each makes 100 or any other given number cf turns in ono min ute or other specified time, six times as much power will be consumed in turning tho larger as in tho smaller shaft. A new alloy called platinoid, expected to prove very useful iu the arts, is said to be practically untarnishablo and hardly distinguishable from silver. Its composition is essentially that of German silver which is an alloy of 100 parts of copper, sixty of tin and forty of nickle with tho addition of one or two per cent, of tungsten. Cast iron, if heated for several days to a temperature of from 1)00 degrees to 1,000 degrees Centigrade neither melts nor softens, but is converted into malle able iron, and its surface is covered with a grayish efflorescence. Its fracture sometimes presents a uniform black.liko that of a lead pencil, and is sometimes riddled with large black points which are regularly distributed in tho metallic paste. At a recent meeting of the French Academy of Sciences, Colladon cor rected a popular belief by remarking that the presence of musses of metal in a building does not add to the risk of be ing struck by lightning, provided tho metal is not connected with the ground by a good electric conductor. In case the building is Btruck, however.combus tibles near the metal arc liable to be set on fire. The signal service ofliccrs at Washing ton conclude from careful observation : 1. That hail falls ordinarily with a pres sure much below the normal, and in a position 200 or 300 miles southeast of the centre of barometric depression (cy clone centre.) 2. That thunder storms advance from west to cast nnd southeast, generally accompanying a cyclone de pression in its southeast quadrant, 400 or 500 miles from the centre. 3. That their action seems to die down at night and begin again in the morning, and often spreads in a fan shape to southeast and east. 4. That the velocity of the thunder storm's advance is greater than that of tho accompanying cyclone de pression. The Big Flowers of California. One of the most surprising things that ono sees in California, writes a corre spondent of the Detrott Free Presti, is the extraordinary height to which many of the roses grow, climbing, into the highest trees, covering the wholo side of a house, and exposing to view one vast mass of rose buds und roses in full bloom. The Marshal Niel rose is one of the most beautiful flowers to be seen in California, surpassing other kinds in the luxuriance of its growth. It is claimed that the California roses do not possess so line a perfume as those in the Bast. This may be so, but for size and beauty of color, and luxuriance of growth, they probably compensate for any lack of fragrance. Ilelitropes and geraniums can be found in bushes almost as large as lilac trcos, and calla lilies can in some dooryards be counted by the hundreds; but from their very numbers they seem to give us an impression of coarseness. The vari ous cactus plants of California are worthy of closest attention and examination. In many localities hundreds of acres are covered with them. Their peculiar shapes and sizes, some tall und slender, others short and thick, with bright flowers nes tled among the jagged spines, give a striking appearance to the landscape. In somo places in Southern California, Ari zona and Now Mexico the cacti form an almost impassible barrier. The Oldest Known Work of Man. The tenth king of the line of Mencs. first king of Egypt, is supposed to havo left what is considered the oldest known work of man the great pyramid with steps, at Sukkurah. A group of statues of a few reigns afterward are among the best specimens of Egyptiun art, and re present a race of men of the. highest type higher than those who succeed them. And it was the kings of tho fourth dy nasty relatively very early, und still of tho tirst of tho three great periods of national prosperity that left the most stupendous und enduring monuments, the crowning wonder ot the ages, the great pyramids. The oldest character known to profane history was Menes, the Egyptian king referred to. His an tiquity passes all our standards of chro nology, and can hurdly be comprehended by those whose studies have been bounded by what passes for ancient his tory. Some calculations of his epoch place it at several hundred years before what is assumed is "Usshers's Chronol ogy." as the date of the creation of man; and relatively modest estimates fix it be fore the time assumed in the same chro nology us thut of the flood. His nume, which means "the stable" occurs in all the sources of history, Greek and Egyp tian, ou the monuments aud in the papy nises, as thut of the founder of the empire. Treasure Trore. The latest argument for the military drills in schools is that it teaches the boys to tread evenly instead of ou the sides of their foot soles, and so saves the weur and tear of shoe leather to the ex tent, ou an average, of one pair of boots u year. A philanthropic l'ittsburger bus open.-) a type-setting school for newabojt, little rmyas. A simple rhyme, a childish grief, A blossom on a lover's tomb, I A bud expanding into leaf, A dewdrop in a clover bloom; I How sweet, how sad, how wondrous fair, How soon forgot, how quick to fadel ! The song, the bloom, the Infant care, Pass like the play of sun and shade. But in thoir passage quicken thought As sunbeams molt on field and plain And leave their aliphtest impress wrought In blooming grass and ripening grain And though each individual form Grows indistinct, its glow remains, A halo round us in the storm, A genial warmth that fills our veins. ..he critic comes with awful frown To crush the poet , like a gnat; Frost nips the tender blossoms down, And childish griefs, for this and that, " Are merged in Sorrow's largo estate, That widens round our frosted heads; And yet th. varied web of fate Is woven of such slender threads. The little things of time are most Secure of influence, promise, power; Tht flying seed, the insect host, Dissolving dew and transient shower; They multiply, build up, tear down, And write their excellence and grace On arid waste and mountain brown, Till nought is bare nor common-place. So little murmurs, joined in song, Light bubbles that In music break When youth is glad and days are long In low, soft ecstacies, may wake The living chords of that sweot lyre Which trembles in tht human heart And prompts the genius to aspire, The man to act a noble part. Then, Scorner, spare the little things! From atoms all the worlds are wrought. Peasants may dwindlo into kings, Or wits give birth to humorous thought; The great be small, the small be great; And yet through all life's varied throng This truth holds fast as death or fate, The humble ever are the strong. Benj. S. Parker, in the Current. HUMOU OF THE DAT. High-toned a fife. Jokes on the sealskin sacque are said to bo fur-fetched. Love's warning cry: "Don't, Jack; you hurt my vaccination. "Camels sometimes live to the age of 100 years." It makes 'em hump to da it, though. Seaman Independent. THK UNSUCCESSFUL MERCHA.ST. He failed, and no one was surprised, iie.-nuso u j never advertised. Boston Courier. . A minister, having some of his old' sermons, was asked what he had in his package. "Dried tongue," was tb reply. A mag.izino writer affirms that there is no such thing as absolute silenco. If tho man is married ho is right about it. Chicajo Leditr. A celebrated manufacturer of mustard said thut ho made his money, not out of tho mustard eaten, but out of tht mustard left on tho plate. No robins In the cetlur pipe, But every turkey's getting ripe, And while the lnutleutdauee a jig. We dream about the crackling tig. The opinions now held by physicians that "raw cow's milk is better for chil dren than boiled" is very gratifying, as a raw cow gives much more milk thun a boiled one. It is said that if insanity is latent in a persons, it will almost always develop itself at seu. Nearly everything in t person usually develops Itself at sea. A'orrittoirn Herald. "You must Uke this vessel for a love affair," said the captain to a spoonj couplo who were monopolizing the only chair on the quarter deck. "This is n court-ship." Carl Pretzel. A queen bee lays from 2,000 to 3,000 eggs in ninety-four hours. It is not necessary to ask "How doth the little busy bee?" Sho doeth well, and should be a shining example to the la.y hen thai can only be induced to lay one egg in twenty-four hours, und then only wheo eggs are cheap. Picayune. A Dakota farmer says thut he hat raised seventeen bushels of wheat in three years from one grain of feed. Tbii information will bo very valuable to those anticipating moving into Dakota. Instead of investing $:100 or $-"i00 iu seed wheat, all :i man needs is to buy, say, s dozen grains and then wait three or foul years for them to multiply. This maket farming comparatively easy work. Seut York Orapfi'-c. They stood amid the fulling leave. in silence, hand in hau l; The settiii sun its golden beams (Shed over the aeu and laud Upon his brow ha I sorrow set Its peace-corroding seal; His bet.rt was with an aii'uisu tilled His lips would not levuul. Reluctp itly a kiss he gave. And then, he yearued for death; For oh! there was a cruel taint Uf onions ou her breath. Huston Gazette. c of us know the power of temp- t' s which may assail us or the.de) gfce. A strength we shall have to resist llieiu; wo c-uu neither fathom the influ ences of inherited teudeneies nor foresee how future events are to shape our course. But we can all form u fair general idea of what is right to bo done; wo can all cherish the conception of a pure, viitu ous und beautiful chaiacter, of just, cen crows uud noble conduct, uud strive to conform our dally life to our highest ideal. California is bragging of raising Bart lett pears which weigh one and one half pounds each, at an altitude of 4,000 feet no ove tin: sea level, but these mousdouft ucurs have no more flavor thou u turulu