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When May with applo blossoms Her lovlngcup is brewing, With beams find dews and winds that get The honey from the violet, With hopes on which the heart is sot, Oh, then's the timo for wooing, For wooing, and for suing, Dear lad, the time for wooing I When August calls tbo locust To sound the year's undoing, And, like some nltnr di-essod of old In drapery of doth of gold, High pastures thick with broom unfold, Oh, t lion's the time for wooing, For wooing, and for suing. Dear lad, tho timo for wooing I When brown October pauses, The ripened woodland viewing, And all the sunny forests spread Thoir fallen leave, as heart's blood red, A carpet fit for brides to tread, Ob. then's tho tims for wooing, For wooing, and for suing, Dear lad, the time for wooingl Oh, listen, happy lovor, Your happy fate pursuing: Whon fields aro groon, when woods are sere, Whon storms ero white, whon stars are clear, On each sweet day of each sweet year, Oh, then's the time for wooing, For wooing, and for suing, Dear lad, the timo for wooingl Harriet I'rescott Spofford, in Bazar. AUNT MITT ABUTS THINGS. Tho orango glow of tho March twi light threw tho Icalloss copses into strong relief ; tho little brook had burst its thick crust of ico, and sang merrily under tho velvet fringes of tho pussy-willows, und up from tho woods thero came an inde scribable odor of aping. A red flag rolled up and tied around its stick by a hemp string, lay just inside tho door yard, when Airs. tirigson camo !n with the last pail of water that she should ever draw from tho old well. She sighed as she filled the squat copper kcttlo and hung it over the lire. "Tho uuction sale is to be to-raorrow," said she, "and I never was bo glad of anything in all my born days. Sech a time as l're had clcanin' up and scrub bin' down and scourin' aud polishia'! There ain't a bone in my body but aches." "It's all timo and trouble thrown away," sepulchrally observed Miss Kctchum, who had dropped in on her way from tho store; "the old traps won't sell for sixpence apiece you see if they do." "Hut tho things ain't no uso to mo," said Mrs. Grigson, "and I need a little money so awful bad 1 As for tho poor luck I've had, right straight through, there ain't no calculatin' it. Kf I was to tell you, Martha Kctchum, you wouldn't believe it. Even down to my last gold dollar!" "Eh?" said Miss Ketchum. Being of i a melancholy turn, sho liked to hear sad recitals, although personally her sytnpa- , tnies were enlisted on tbo W idow u rig son's sido. "Why, it was last week," said Mrs. Grigson, in tho level," complaining tone that always reminded you of tho little brook down in tho hollow, "brother i Lyman left his little Brazil monkey here I overnight, lie was a-calculatin' to sell it to Mrs. Gartncy's little boy, John Henry. And ef you'll believe me, the mis'able critter swallcred tho gold dollar I'd left on my bureau to pay tbo meat poddlar with, and dropped my silver specs down the well." "La!" said Miss Ketchum. . "I seen him champin' it between his jaws," said Mrs. Grigson, "and shake and squeeze him as I would, I couldn't get it out of him 1" "Well, I never didl" remarked the guest. "It did seem as ef that was tho last straw that broke the camel's back," sighed Mrs. Grigson. "Brother Lyman he was dreadful consarned about it, but he couldn't do nothin' for me. Hcof fejed to kill tho monkey, but I k no wed how disappointed John Henry Gartney would bo, and, arter all, tho critter had only acted uccordin' to its natur and they was to pay brother Lyman a dollar and a half for him. As for tho specs, brother Lyman fibhed 'cm up with a loDg pole with a crooked pin hitched ou to the end on't. The glasses was broke, but tho frames is good yet. I'm calkilatin' to get 'em mended when " "Wonder how much tho feutherbed '11 go for!" said Miss Ketchum, break ing in on the monotonous refrain. "There ain't no tellin'." said Mrs Grigson. "They're dreadful old. Auut Mittable she'd kep' house for forty year, and never had nothin' new. I don't a' pose an auction sale will pay, but what else could I do with all the old duds? 'Squire Daggett wants possession of tho place at once, and "Ain't gwine to sell theso 'ere house plants, be ye?" said Miss Ketcuum, nod ding toward a green-painted stand in the corner. "Brother Lyman thought they might fetch a few cents, said Mrs. Grigson. "And tho stand ought to be worth a quarter of a dollar. It had a new coat of paint a year ago. 1 give one J'rusa lem cherry-tree to Abigail Burton for helpin' me to clean out the old cup boards. She's been dreadful neighborly, and sho wouldn't take a peuny for what she did." "More fool she," curtly observed Mi9S Ketchum. "I'd like that thar monthly rose with the striped blooms on it." "It is pretty," said Mrs. Grigson, ig noring tho broad hint. "And I guess it 'ill sell cheap. I'd like some friend to hev it, for tho slip it growed from was give me by Grigson tho very first year we were married." And as she was not invited to stay to tej. Miss Ketchum at last went away, leaving Mrs. Grigson sitting sorrowfully before the fire of discarded barrel staves, ruinous packing boxes, ancient chair legs and wooden stools which had absolutely refused to bo made capablo of further service. "Aunt Mittable" which name was a pervision of the good old New Eng land prrcnomen Mehitablc had been all tie mother she had known, and it seemed lonesome enough to bo Kitting there in the empty houso with Aunt Mittable tucked away in a corner of tho frozen church-yard. Her husband was dead, and her thrco little children were strug gling up in the world as best they could. She had had a position ns janitress in a public school, but she had lost it when sho came to Mullein Farm to nurso Aunt Mittable in her last illness; nnd now sho scarcely knew which way to turn. Brother Lyman, her only living relative, was poorer than herself a good-hearted, empty-pocketed man. who occupied some position on a sailing vessel which which plied between Boston and the Azores islands. Thero was ft mortgage on tho nlace which had swallowed up all aspirations in tho direction of selling it, and Mrs. Grigson faintly hoped that tho auction sale might help to pay the expenses of her old aunt's burial. Other wise sho did not, to uso her own expres sion, "see her way clear." Mrs. Grigson wns not a sentimentalist. A janitress in a public school building, with forefinger roughened by tho coars est necdlo-work, and mind narrowed down by the daily tread-mill of tho most groveling cares, has not much timo for that sort of indulgence; but as she sat thero, drinking an infusion of tho weak est tea, and watching tho yellow March moonlight lay tho perfect pattern of tho uncurtained window on the carpetlcss floor, while tho barrel staves smouldered into carmine-tinted ashes, sho could but remember the days when she had hoped for such a dilTcrcnt life. "I was a gal then," thought Mrs. Grigson. "It didn't seem its if thero was anything impossible. Well, well, I s'poso most folks are disapp'intcd jest as bad as I bo, et they live long enough." And then tho poor widow went to bed to keep warm: and all night-long tho yellow moonlight flooded tho ' solitary room where Aunt Mittublo had died, and a solitary cricket sang on the hcarth stono where the red ashes had long since faded into whito dust. Tho morrow dawned wild, bright nnd windy, as March mornings often come rushing over the bleak Connecticut hill crosta. The auctioneer arrived in a one horse buggy from the village; the neigh bors assembled from all points of the compass. For in Feltvillo Four Corners people entertained thesame sentiment toward an auction sale is New Yorkers feel toward a private view of tho Acad emy of Desigu, or a flower show at tho Madison Square Garden. Miss Ketchum was thoro in her best dyed shawl, and the bonnet which the irreverent vouth of the neighborhood had christened "Old Ply mouth Hock," from the fossilized ap pearance of its feathers; Squire Daggett drove down in his family carry-all with the six Misses Daggett. The par son aud tho parson's wife were there, punching pillows and inspecting bolsters, aud counting cups and saucers. A man who was vaguely reported to be an emis sary from an old curiosity shop in the city was prowling about with a memoran-dum-book under his arm. Everybody was there, even down to the villago fool, who had been allowed to come with his grandmother, under solemn promise of not speaking a word the whole time." In her special corner Abigail Barton was whispering to a knot of eager women with much excited gesticulation, and close by the high wooden mantel sat poor Mrs. Grigson in her best gown, trembling a little, sho scarcely knew why. "Aunt Mittable was always partial to auction veudoos," said she to herself. "It does seem as ef she'd ought to be here." Aud sho thought of the lonely grave under last year's weedy mullein stalks in tho neglected corner of tho church-yard, and si ''lied. "Illl set a rose o' Sharon there as soon as tbo spring fairly opens," mused she. "Aunt Mittable always liked flowers." And the crowd around Abigail Barton increased, and a sort of intangible thrill went through the rooms like an electric current. "Is anything wrong?" Mrs. Grigson asked, nervously, "llev they heard any news?" "I seen it myself," she could hear Abi gail saying: "I've got it to hum in my pockctbook. I've always heard that sho was queer, nnd I (shouldn't wonder if that was tho way she'd hoarded up." Mrs. GriL'son rose to join the group; but just then tho auctioneer's voice drowned all c!so in its high, sing song drone: "Now, then, ladies and geutle men, if you please," and the sale began in good earnest. Tho breadths of well-worn rag carpet brought a pitiful sum, but the four hair cloth "cheers" ic tho best parlor, nnd a certain uncompromising sofa of the same slippery material, realized twenty dollars, and tho wooden clock was bid up to six dollars and a half by Squire Daggett him self. "lie can't know that tho machinery's clear worn out, and it hain't struck in six months," said Sirs. Grigson. "I don't know but it's my duty to tell him." "Hold vour tounue, Naomi," whis pered brother Lyman, who, with his hands iu his pockets, was flattened up agtinjt the wall. "1 jruessall the neigh bors hereabouts know as much about Aunt Mittable's clock as you do." "Eight dollars for the old feather bed 1 Folks must be crazy 1" cuid Mrs. Grigson. "And a dollar apiece for them worn-out bed-quilts! Is tho world a eomin' to an end f" But when they came to the stand of house plants, Mrs. Grigsou's amazement reached its culminating poiut. The striped monthly toko brought a dollar: a stumpy old lemon bush iu a irreeu tub. which had never been suspected of the faintest inclination to bloom, ran up to five; a myrtle-tree ascended the scale, and was linally knocked down at ten and a half; an oleander was bid up to three, half a dozen spindling fish-geraniums va ried from fifty cents to a dollar each, and ten callas and a sickly carnation were bought by Miss Dora Daggett at seventy-five cents each; nnd the surplus age of pallid primroses and cactus mon strosities was lumped at a dollar to Mr. Tows, whoso door-yard was laid out in carrots and parsnips, nnd who did not know a pokeberry bush from a holly bush. "Bo folns mad?" said breathless Mrs. Grigson. The proceeds of the flower stand amounted to eighteen dollars, nnd tho purchasers eagerly seized thoir property and carried it olT, a if unwilling to let it out of their sight, and tho sale went briskly on. "Well, Naomi," said brother Lyman, chuckling, when the "vendoo" was over, "how much did ye expeck to git for Aunt Mittable's things?" "I did hope for fifty dollars, all told," said Mrs. Grigson. "But Miss Kctchum said I was a fool for calkilatin' on any sech amount." "What d'ye say to two hundred!" said brother Lyman, gleefully. "What!" shrieked Mrs. Grigson. "Ly man, you're a-pokin' fun ot me." "No, I ain't," cheerfully spoke up brother Lyman. "It's two hundred and fifteen dollars and eighty-eight cents, that's what it is! Oh, ef ye'd only seen the women-folks a-carryin' out Aunt Mittable's house-plants nugged up close to 'em, like they was little babies!" Brother Lyman stopped to shake all over with a species of inaudible laughter which convulsed hitu as if he were a mold of jelly. "Two hundred and fifteen dollars!" gasped Mrs. Grigson. "It's like a dream." The auctioneer counted out the bills into the good woman's toil-hardened hands. "I congratulate you, ma'am," said he. "Aro you sure thero ain't no mistake?" said Mrs. Grigson. Quite sure, ma'am." "Well, 1 don't nohow understand it." said tho widow, slowly shaking her head. "P'r'aps, Mr. Pulficld, you can explain it to me?" The auctioneer looked around, winked one eye solemnly, and twirled his quill pen backward and forward. "No one here?" said he. "Not a soul," declared brother Ly man. "Everybody gone?" "Yes, everybody." "Then look here," said tho auction eer. "I couldn't help catchin' a word here and there; and it wan't uo business of mine to interfere." "I don't understand," said Mrs. Grig son, more bewildered than ever. "Don't ye, now? Well, less see if I can't make it clear t' ye," said Mr. Pul field. "Abigail Barton she was a-whis-perin' to Deacou Plimpton's widow how't sho found a little gold dollar bur ied in tho earth of a flower-pot that held a J'rusalem cherry-tree you give her; nnd it went from one to another like wild-fire. Oh, yes, Mrs. Grigson, your aunt Mittable was a good woman, a very good woman, but awful queer. And now every man, woman and child will be rippin' open feather-beds, diggin' up house-plants, and pokin' into cheer seats and bureau drawers for hidden treasure. See?" "You don't s'pose" cried Mrs. Grig son. "Yes, I do s'pose," said tho auction eer. "If folks will be fools, there ain't no way of preventin' 'era as ever I kuowed of. And I wish 'em good luck fiudin' what yoi? auut Mittiblo has hid there." "Well, I declare!" said Mrs. Grigson. "Your things hcv sold very well, ma'am," said Mr. Pulfield, buttoning up his coat. "1 don't know when we've had such a successful auction sale in the neighborhood." Mrs. Grigson went back to the city feel ing richer than any capitalist. Aud not until tho train was running into the New Haven depot did she start wildly from her seat in the corner of the car. "It was the monkey," sho said, speaking aloud in the sudden enlightment of her soul "brother Lyman's monkey ! And there was me, poor, simple critter, a repinin' again the mischief he had done!" Tho other passengers stared dubiously at her, wondering if they had come ittl the way from Feltvillo Four Corners with a crazy woman. An old man took up a basket and shawl-strap and went to the other end of tho car. But they need not have been alarmed. Mrs. Grigson was not crazy. llarper't JJawr. Medical Virtues tf Dogs' Tonsnes. M. lie i mack having recently called at tention to the mention, in the recently discovered inscriptions at the Temple of Esculapius, in Epidaurus, of children having been cured of blindness at that sanctuary by having their eyes licked by the sacred dogs. M. Henri Gaidoz states that ho has discovered tho faith and practices of the dog-cure anions several peoples and in a number of religions. The Hindoos believe that the English kill dogs to obtain possession of a sov ereign lemedy which is found in their tongues. In a Venetian legend, St. Koch was cured by a balsam distilled from the touguo of his dog. Dogs' tongues are considered to have medicul virtue by niiiny people iu Portugal, France and Scotland. In Bohemia they let dogs lick tho faces of new-born children for "good luck." A belief in the existence of di vinities issuing from dogs, whose ollicc it was to lick the bruises of the wounded, ouco prevailed iu Armen a. In u sceue in one of Aristophanes' plays Plutus ie covers his sight in the Temple of Escula pius after beinj; licked bv two eerpenit. which the god bent tor Hint purpose iu answer to his prayer. f AFTER PRAIRIE CHICKENS. HOW THE WILD BIRDS ARE HUNTED IN ILLINOIS. Ihe llnntern' Keen-Srenteil Itog-e A Ntoriamnn'n Outfit How the Hlrdv are Found and Killed. A Chicngo letter says that a gluncc, almost any day, into tho baggage cars of tho trains leaving tho city for the West and South will reveal nil unusual sight. In addition to tho piles of trunks, empty milk cans, and tho usual promis cuous heaps of all kinds of luggage, anywhere from six to two dozen dogs of various sizes and colors may bo seen se curely chained in different parts of the tar. They may bo chained singty, in pairs, and sometimes iu double pairs; but the different groups are kept care fully apart nnd out of each other's reach. The reason is that they are apt to be bel ligerent an 3 arc extremely valuable, aud a "scrapping match" of even short du ration might result in the destruction of serious damage of several hundred dol lars' worth of property of a kind not easily replaced, and tho delay of a hunt ing trip just begun. Tho secret is out. They are bunting dogs and their owners are starting out for the corn fields and grain stubbles in search of prairie chick ens. Contrary to what one would natu rally expect, tho dogs are far from being plump and sleek after the manner of well fed and comfortably housed pets. In fact, they are quite the revero, and, as a rule, are lean and gaunt, although clean and sound of limb. They are kept thin on purpose, that they may worK easily aud without fatigue, and are trained with all the care bestowed upon a champion in the ring. Few of them are valued at less than 150, and a check for ten times that amount would not buy a number in the car. Born with the "instincts of the hunting dog of pure pedigree, they have been as carefully trained as children, nnd at a largo expense, by their owners or by professional trainers, who make a hand some living at tho business. The ordi nary pup is worth from $50 to $250, ac cording to the size, color, disposition and pedigree, and his training costs from $50 to $100. If well treated and intelli gently handled the trained dog is a mir acle of docility and intelligence, and the hunter's bag 'would bo woefully small without his aid. In the smoking-car will be found the hunters themselves. While their cos tumes are much alike, the similarity ends with their clothes and outfits. A "dozen or more conditions of , life and business interests are represented by the group. The chicken -shooting in Iowa, Minnesota and the West generally is poor this year, and the hunters as a rule have obtained most of their sport in Illinois and In diana. Theso men aro bound for the central and southern parts of Illinois, and tho rich com and grain fields of the Prairie State. The outlitof each is quite similar, varying only in quality and com pleteness. It may be briefly enumerated as follows: A dog or two, a gun, a "shell-box" filled with loaded car tridges, rubber or leather hip-boots, a pair of lighter shoes or boots, stout breeches, hunting-coat nnd cap, rub ber coat and game-bag. Tho coat is tho most remarkable part of the costume. It resombles the Irish man's cannon, which was built around a big hole, in that it appears to be con structed around innumerable pockets. It is made of stout canvas, tho color of dried reeds or an oat stubble. The hip boots are for wse in tho morning when the dew lies heavy on the fields and for wading in the marshy bits. In the after noon in dry weather the lighter shoes or boots may be used. Iu tho pockets of the coat are a short rawhide whip and a silver whistle, articles of whose uso the dog is well aware. The prairie chicken is an accommodating bird, and may be hunted in pleasant weather; and this fact may partially acccount for the ar dor with which it is pursued. Chicken shooting, however, is a fascinating sport in itself, tho game bsing wary, strong of wing, and exceedingly palatable. Day light finds tho hunters for they gener ally, like their dogs, hunt iu pairs leaving the farm-house where they have passed the night. At the word of com mand tho dogs leap into the wagon, and a few moments' drive brings the hunters to a "likely field." The hunters alight, slip a cartritdge into each barrel of their guns, and turn into the field. The dogs are eager for the sport to begin, and at tho words "Hunt 'era up," and a wave of the hand, spring out iuto the stubble at full speed, one hunter and one dog to each sido of the field. Tho docs work from tho edge of the field to the centre, cross, keep on to the outer edge, return, aud cross again, covering the field iu ever-varying and irregular circles. Now and then one pauses and snuffs the wind blowing down tho field, or turns quickly aside from his course and follows up for a few yards an old scent in tho hope of finding it grow stronger. Suddenly one of them running at full speed in long, elastic bouuds, with ear and tail waving as he leans, falls, flat as if paralyzed and re mains motionless as a stone. Quick as is the movement, the other dog has also crouched and is pointing at the first dog, "backing him up with implicit confidence, though the scent may not have reached his keen nostrils. Then the sagacious animals turn their heads aud look back at their masters with in lelligeut eyes, as if he says, "Hurry up; here they are!" 'I ho men move rapidly aud noiselessly up to the first dog. The intelligent animal, who has not moved a muscle, except to turn his head and look back, .rises slowly und crouchingly to his feet, and with nose extended steals slowly forward, intelligence and wary caution expressed in every movement ol his eloquent body. His feet a'e lifted iiml put down like niiwsof velvet, and his progress is noiseless and us Uuuas tho needle to the polo. The hunter follow carefully close benind, guns cocked and ready for use. Dowc goes tho dog as though shot dead, and this time ho does not dare to look back, the tremor of his body giving warning that he can go no further with out walking into the covey. Tho men take one, two stops whiz, whirr three birds rise, two to the left, one to thn right 1 Banr! bang! bang! The man on the right kills his bird, tho man on tho left kills with tho first barrel and misses with his second barrel. Neither hunters nor dog stir a step. Tho left-hand man breaks his gun, draws out the discharged shells and slips fresh ones in their places. While he is loading, up rises a fourth chicken, this time to the left. The right-hand man knocks it over, and at tho discharge of his gun the chickens riso on all sides. The left-hand man gets in both barrels and knocks down two birds. They reload, and the dog is told to "hunt 'em up." If tho birds ore plenty and the stubbles in good condition, the chances are that a covey will bo found in each stubble-field. Hunters often "draw a blank," as they term it, and sometimes two coveys are found in one field. The coveys vary widely in size; sometimes as many as thirty or forty birds are found togelhet and sometimes an old cock is found alone with a field all to himself. The chickens in different coveys also behave differently. At times they will get up singly, and in such a case two shooters will get nearly the wholo covey. At other times the wholo covey will rise to gether, and it needs quick nnd skillful shooting to make each of the four barrel count. If tho country nnd flight of the birds allow, it Js sometimes possiblo t "mark a covey" nnd follow them from field to field, unless they fly into the corn, when pursuit is hopeless. A Great Irrigntinir Canal. Thero is now in progress in Merced county, California, a great irrigating canal. Merced, the capital of the county, lies in the heart of tho .San Joaquin valley, which has been for some years the chief wheat-producing section of the State. Tho valley extends from the Sierra Ncvadas on the east to the skirt of the coast range on the west, its greatest width being ninety miles, aud its length from north to south about forty miles. Tho town of Merced is expected to make enormous strides when the canal is completed. The first sight of the ditch suggests tho earthworks or a fort, the grotiud being ridged up from six to eight feet. There are 300 men at work on the canal. Tho undertaking was begun on March 14, 1883, and has been carried on continuously ever since. Tho canal will run across the country from the Merced river just above Snel ling to Plainsburgh, ten miles below the city of Merced, ou tho Southern Pacific railroad. Tho slope during this whole distance is n gradual one, and the canal is carried well up on a slight ele vation, so that without artificial means the water will flow over the wide extent of level valley land which is to be irri gated. The entire length of the canal will be thirty-five miles, of which sixteen miles aro now completed, In the portion which has been built there is one tunnel a trifle over a mile long, and an other of sixteen hundred feet is now be ing excavated. The general grade of the canal is one foot to the mile. Among tho hands employed are 150 Chinese. They receive $1 a day and board them selves, while the whito men receive $20 a month and their board. The Chinese live in a camp by themselves, aud run their commissariat. The company which has charge of the enterprise has expended already nearly $700, 00n, aod it is roughly estimated that the entire cost of tho work will be double that sum. Land on tho banks of the canal, which was previ ously valued at $2.50 per acre, has now advanced to $8 per acre, and the owners claim that it is worth $35 per acre. Ciose to the town of Merced, however, land can not be bought for less than $150 per acre. Chicago 2'imes. An Intoxicating Palm. The Missionary llrrald gives an account of au inland tour lately mado by the l!ev. Dr. Hichards, a missionary of tho American Board, stationed at Inham bane, on tho cast coast of Africa, from which the following in relation to the Amakwakwo tribo was taken: "They have uo gardens at all. They nro so frequently robbed Ly I'mzila's impis (soldiers) that they have become quite discouraged. Another reason is that tho native fruit is capable of sus taining life, and is abundant; and, again, the palm wine flows freely all over the country. This palm-tree is lour or five feet high, seldom ten feet. It manifests little life, save at the top, where a few leaves appear, looking like a flower pot ou a stump. These leaves are all cut off. and from tho cut each tree yields daily about a pint of delicious juice, but highly intoxicating when allowed to stand for a few hours. There seems to be uo limit t i these trees, and wo were surrounded on every hand by drunken men and women. Even lit t to children were staggering about us ingloriously as their parents. It was difficult to avoid trouble with these people, yet our guns were respected, and a ball fired care lessly at a near tree would produce quiet for half an hour. They were coar.-e, rough, drunken fellows, often plunder ing, often plundered, and accustomed to piancls ami lights not altogether blood less. One could scarce expect to find pleasure in passing umciig them." Little Johnny, ou being asked by hit school teacher if he knew what was meant by "at par," replied (hat "Ma was a! wavs at Pa when ho camo homo late." re And now Chicngo claims tliut pork u a bruin lood, being a prodiic of t lions amis of pens.' .iic'l Cili.ru. I'LL KNOW TUBE JIIEtlE. Ci. D. Trentice siid: "No living poem can surpass In beauty the following linos from the muse of Amelia." Pale star that, with thy soft, sad light, Comes out upon my bridal eve, I have a song to sing to-night, Before thou takost thy mournful leave. Since then so softly time hath stirr'd That months have almost seemed like hours, And I am like a little bird That slept too long among the flowers, And, waking, aits with waveloss wing, Soft singing 'mid the similes of even; But, oh! with sadder heart I i-lng I sing of ono who dwells in heaven. Tho winds aro soft, the rloudi aro few, And tenderest thought my heart beguiles, As, floating up through mist and dew, Tho pale young moon comes out In smiles; And to the green, resounding shore In silvery trojps the ripples crowd, Till all the ocean, dimpled o'er, Lifts up its voice and laughs aloud; And star on star, all soft and calm, Floats up yon arch, serenely blue; And, lost to earth, and steeped in balm, My spirit floated in ether, too. Loved one! though lost to human sight, I feel thy spirit lingering near; And softly as I feel tho liht That trembles through the atmosphere, As in some temple's holy shade."!, Though muto the hymn and hushed the prayer, A solemn awe the soul pervades, Which tells that worship has boon thera; A breath of Incense, left alone, Where many a censer swun; around; Which thrills the wanderer like to one Who treads on consecrated ground. I know thy soul, from worlds of bliss, Yet stops a while to dwell with 1110. Hath caught the prayer I brjutlied in this, That I at last might dwjll with thoe; I hear a murmur from the sens That thrills me like thy spirit's sighs; I hear a voice on every breeze That makes to mine its low replies A voice all low and sweet like thine; It givos an answer to my prayer, And brings my soul from heaven a sign That I will know and meet thej there, I'll know thee there by that sweet face Round which a tender halo plays, Still touched with that expressive grace That made thee lovely all thy days, By that sweet smile that o'er it shed A beauty like the light of even, Whose soft expression never fl:d, Even when its soul hnd fled to heaven; I'll know thee by the starry crown That glitters in thy raven hair; Oh! by these blessed sights alone I'll know thee there, I'll know thee there. For ah! thine eye, within whose sphere The sweetest youth aud beauty met, That swam in love and softness hero, Must swim iu love and softness yet. For ah! its dark and liquid bsaras, Though saddened by a thousand sighs, Were holier than the light that streams Down from the gates of Paradiso Were bright and radiant like the morn, Yet soft and dewy as tho eve, Too sad for eyes where smiles are born, Too young for eyes to learn to grieve. I wonder if this cold, sweet breeze Hath touched thy lips and fanned thy brow, For all thy spirit hears and sees riecalls thee to my memory now; For every hour we breathed apart Will but increase, if that can be, The love that fills this lonely heart, Already filled so full of ttiee. Yet many a tear tuosa eyes must weep, Aud many a sin must be forgiven, Ere these pale lips shall sink to sleep, And you and I shall meet in heavon! HUMOR OF THE DAY. The golden mean The miser. A dead beat. The mullled drum. Inquirer asks: What must I do to make my hands soft? Do nothing. fits ton Courier. An exchange says that there is a mis sion in this lifo lor dudes. We hope it is a foreign mission. Darlington Frt lvre. An Iowa veteran draws a peusion be cause ten years ago his wife struck liiut with a broomstick. IluiUii'jIoiL Fru 1'rens. "Attend your church." the parson cries; To church each fuir one goes; The old go there to close their eyes, The young to ye their clothes. Uooilitll's Sun. "You are bound to read, I see," said Mrs. S. to her husband, who, with novel in hand, was busy among its pages. "So is this book," ho replied, without look ing up, and his talkative wifo collapsed. McicliaiU- Traveler. HUB COMl'l.lED WITH HIS KKgi LST. "Pray call me a pretty name," said ho Ono night to his darling Currie, The girl ho had courted so long that she Thought he never meant to marry. I'p from his boiom she raised her head, Aud her cheeks grew red as ro--s, "1 1 lii i b 1 will call you 'mail,'" slw Kaid, 'For they ay that 'uiun proK)vi.' " li tlitit I 'wiriir. "If you should allow uio fourteen dol lars er week on which to run the house," she said, as they sat together in tho twi light, "and I saved three dollars per week out of that, what would you say?' "Say? Why, I'd say you ought to run it ou 'leveu," ho growled, as ho lighted tho gas. Ihtroit b'ree l'res. Oli! for a girl with bright bluueyea, A girl that knowa how lo hue. A girl that rattimvkegiMid s iu ih pios And is sweet us the ungels a'oovu. Oh for a k'.irl that will not flirt, A nullum kin I und Ii uo: A w He I" s"W l-utt. uis on your sliii t, li.'U sIid's i;ol!iiiij els- lo do. Z ynA U.iion.