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AUGUST 12, 1885. $1,50 PER ANNUM. s THE MARCH OF THE CHILDREN List to tho sound of tho drumming 1 (Jayly the children fire coming 1 Rweet ns tho smile, of n fairy ; Fresh as tho blosnoms thoy carry; Fritlnof tho pn rents who love them; Pure as thia.uro nlmve them; Free rh the winds thnt caress them; Bright as tha Minbenms that bless them. List to tho voice-echoes ringing! Hweoter than birds they aro singing: Thoughts that to virtue invito them Wed unto nirs that delight them; Truths that tlioir future will cherish, Konl-planti-d, nevor to perish I Only to senses completer Heaven's choicest music wore swootor. Virtue uncou.'.eious, and pretty, Walks through tho street! of the city, Boo thogiiy bannerets (lying I .Mottoes and titles undying; Truths, dearly hallowel and olden, Braided in strands that aro golden; Words for tho spirit's desiring; Sentences sweetly inspiring. When, in a voice of earrossing, Christ gave the children His blessing, 'Twas not for one generation, But for each epoch and nation. So through tho present it lingers, Shod from His bountiful lingers; Ho unto these it is given Typos of tho angels in hnavon. Will Carlton, in Ilatar. IX THE TUNNEL. The railroad station known as Glen Cove is ono of tho dreariest this side of flint final abode said to bo extremely sultry, where nil presidents, directors, and other railroad ollicials, more espe cially ticket agents, fetch up aud finish their labors. Were it not so hard on Mugby Junction, I should say Glcu Cove was the Mugby .Junction of Ameri ca. Indigestion is kept there, like field ammunition in tho quartermaster's de partment, to servo out ut a moment's notice to hungry nnd insane passengers, and it is safe, for tho trains curry away the sufferers to die in other localities. One hot, sunny day iu midsummer I found myself anticipating the punish ments due for sins and shortcomings in this world by waiting for au eastern bound train long overdue, as if tho trains, like passengers, disliked ap proaching tho depot at which I suf fered. A surly telegrapher, also ticket agent, who shot insults and tickets through a holo at people, told mo after au hour's cross examination that was very cross, that my train had brought up ina corn field, and 1 could not possibly got away by rail beforo midnight. Now, what to do with myself from the noon of this information to tho noon of night was a question that sorely per plexed me. I had no books, no papers, no anything to relievo the dull monotony of that awful time. I wandered listlessly about tho dirty frame nnd platform. Both were hot enough to roast potatoes in tho shado. I gazed on nay, 1 studied all tho colored bills, giving pieturesciuo views of vari ous towns, und telling in assorted type the advantages each had over tho other tho only bit of umusemcnt I had, and it wus very inild. 1 found in guessing at tho missing levters of a bill which rend "Hough lino to Chicago," some scamp had cut out tho initial th" when tho bill had originally read "Through line to Chicago." Whilo upon the platform gazing at an accommodation train just in, thut was awaiting its conductor lcisurly getting orders from tho telegrapher, I was at tracted by a noisy crowd of men and boys, gathered about a young fellow whose faco indicated tho idiotic condi tion that originated their entetainment. He was a tall, broad shouldered, well formed youth, and well dressed for one in his condition. But ho had his clothes half buttoned, in the loose, reckless manner of ono of his class, while his face, without its intellectual outlook, was regular iu feature, and one could bee, had thero been a brain back of it, would havo been eminently handsome. As anxiety and care had ceased writing its record of ago upon his face, it was difficult to tell his nge. Ho had tho form of a man and tho face of a child. "It's the opinion of this crowd, Lcn," said tho blacksmith to tho idiot, "that you can beat that locomotive in a race from here to tho tunnel, and we have bet $10,000 on .it." The poor fellow's dead face lit up with an expression of delight, so pitiable that it would have disarmed any other crowd than the one engaged ,in charting him. Ho gazed wistfully at tho huge locomotive thnt stood hissing in the hot sun as if wrathful at tho delay, and then ho turned to tho cruel crowd ns if the suggestion was slowly working its way through his poor crippled brain. "Go in, I.en," cried one of the crowd, "we've got our money on you, and you're bound to win." " . "We'll give you fifty yards the start. You keep on the track," cried the black smith, "and the thing can't puss you." I could scarcely believe these scoun drels wcro in earnest, when the surly engineer gave tho last bang to his noisy bell, exploded it short snort from tho locomotive in tho way of warning, and to my astonishment 1 saw tho idiot throwing off his coat, start down the track ahead of the train. Fortunately the engineer caught sight of the poor fellow, aud checking the speed of the locomotive, began ringing him oil the track. This was responded to by the idiot bawling out with great glee: "Come on with your old tea-kettle," nud the brutal crowd cheered, und roared w ith laughter. Tho crowd, kecpiug along with the jtrain, cheered lustily, aud the lunatio "spurted" as they say in a boat race that is, shot ahead and exhibited con siderable power as a racer by tho speed with which he got over tho ground. Tho engineer, infuriated at the delay, put on speed and rattled after. Hut ho was upon a down grade, and fearful of over taking the unfortunate, he almost imme diately put on the brakes and checked up again. By this time heads wcro thrust out of windows and tho platforms crowded by passengers whoso excitement became noisy nud intense as they discovered that it wus a human being instead of a cow that impeded their progress. As for tho idiot, he paused only long enough to in dulse in a jeering laugh nnd a gesture thnt was more irritating than decent. The crowd of brutal loafers that ex hibited more industry in nccompanying the race on this occasion than they had probably manifested in making an hon est living for a year previous, went tear ing along each sido of tho locomotive, laughing, shouting, chocring on tho idiot, whilo hurling all sorts of exasper ating epithets at tho engineer, who by this time, wus nearly blind with rage. At this moment tho conductor made his appearance, nnd crawling out upon tho tender, began throwing lumps of coal at the boy, ns the engineer, putting on steam, drew near the poor follow. Fortunately the conductor's aims were not well taken, for had tho young man been knocked down the locomotive would havo undoubtedly run over him. From this the rough autocrat of tho train desisted, for the idiot's backers, with an American senso of fair play that animates even tho roughest of our brutes, began pelting the conductor with stones. each pcbblo sent with tho accuracy of rilio shot. He retreated hurriedly to tho engino house, where he rubbed his person in a comical way with ono hand whilo with tho other he assuaged his wrath by a furious ringinj; of tho bell. Tho engineer seconded his efforts by let ting off short shrieks and keeping tho locomotive frightfully close upon tho heels of tho wretched vouth. Having begun life with a strango dis position to take upon mvself tho ills of others, and finding such practice ex tremely unpleasant and usefes. I havo gradually trained myself into tho other extreme, and generally bear tho mis fortunes of my friends with a philoso phical indifference that is very compos ing. On this occasion, however, I forgot my cynicism and found myself running under that broiling sun, shaking my fist. with my heart in my mouth, at the con ductor, and demanding in tho most authoritative manner that ho stop the train. From tho depot to tho tunnel was about a mile; to accomplish this distance tho train aud idiot occupied somo twenty minutes. Tho passengers, crowded at windows and on tho platforms, took as lively an interest in the affair as the en tiro population of Glen Covo that ac companied tho train and backed tho idiot. It was a godsend to the passen gers, und they expressed their satisfac tion by tho liveliest betting and cheers, first for the locomotive and then for its strango competitor. It was neck and neck between life and tho locomotive. A false st-'p, a stumble, and tho huge mass of roaring, throbbing iron would have gone crushing over the frail body of the man, whoso strangely impeded its progress. And such result was imminent; for tho poor follow, ex hausted by excitement nnd over exer tion, staggered at times, and at times reeled as if about to fall, in a way to make mo shudder. That 6uch would probably have been tho result became painfully apparent, when au abrupt aud somewhat unex pected termination was put to tho cruel sport. The man stationed at the mouth of the tunnel and employed to keep its murky depths clour of obstructions, sud denly seized the youth, nt tho risk of his own life, nnd throw him with some violence to one side. Such was tho ef fort that both rolled over, and the huge locomotive, giving a shill scream of tri umph, dived into the tunnel, followed by tho long train, that disappeared as if the earth had opened nnd swallowed it. I sat down at the mouth of the subter ranean excavation quite exhausted as the crowd dispersed, and from the mouth of the dark entranco'was pleased to find a cool damp air that came out in puffs, ns if a dragon were coi'od up within and panted out its cold, clammy breath. I asked the old watchman a series of idle questions, of a statistical sort, such as a man under the circumstances always in dulges in. Ho grunted out the exact length of tho tunnel, tho time required to construct it, the accidents that oc curred within his remembrance, and al together, in response to mv leading questions, exhibited a good deal of in formation on tunnels. Fur a man to know ono thing well is a power. It is better, however, to beliove you know somo one thing nnd impart tho' informa tion to your friends. It is a bore at best and just as well when it takes the shape of a tunnel. Having exhausted the holo in the ground and really come to think of it, thero was nothing in it I spoko of the late race. "Crazy jackass!" quoth the sententi ous guardian of tho excavation ; he'll git killed yet, and sooner tho better for all consamed." "Why, do they often put him up to that?" "No, not frequent. They do it on that train sometimes, for they hate the conductor. Once, long ' ago, it wasn't needed. He used to run ahead of every train, clear through tho tunnel, a warn in' people oil. They switched that out uv hi ill. Now the ornary cusses puts him up to it." "(inter sort of insanity." "lsu't itf" und lie was onct a bright feller a rale schollurd." "Indeed I" "Yes, was onct, but left his senses in this tunnel." "Why, how was that?" "Well, you see, he's tho son of old Judge Conrad, of these parts only child, at that and was sent to college, and no end of trouble taken and money spent to finish and furnish up his intel lects. When he como homo to study law, what docs he do but take after a little girl named Mary Grubbs, da'tcr of the cooper, an' she was poor ns a pig an' purty as a painted wagon. Well; 1 guess she was about the handsomest critter in this part of the vineyard. Lcn Conrad was struck, I tell you, after Polly, ns we called her, an I don't wonder: for her hair was as soft nnd light ns silk on early corn, an' she had tho handsomest teeth, an1 the biggest, wonder fullest dark eyes, an' an angcli ferous skin. Hut neither she nor her old coopcrin'dad had a cent, so tho Conrads, bcin' toploftical mahogany high parties, just shut down on her." "Tho old, old story." "I don't know cf its so old. Pcr'aps you've heerd it afore, an' I can save my wind." "I mean that tho course of true love never does run smooth." "Oh! that's it, is it?" "No offense, old man. But proceed with your yarn and tell mo ho-.v Len Conrad left his senses in the tunnel." "That's what I was a comin' to when you put in your chin music. When Len found tho family was forninst tho court in' ho took to meetin' her unbe knownst. That was found out, and then it wns decreed that Lcn ehould be sent to Yourope. The evenin' upon Lcn's departure ho meets his girl, av course, an' they meandered naterly a little too late, an' undertook to make a short cut to the cooper house through the tunnel. I saw tho doves go in. She was a leanin' on his shoulder a weepin' an' he looked as if he'd lost his mother-in-law." "Mother-in-law l" "That's a little joke o' mine, mister. I mean he looked like a canned funeral. I warned 'em not to try tho tunnel, for it was close on to the timo for the light ning express. But they didn't heed or hear me jes' kept on in. After they had left I got that oncasy I took my lantern an' run nrter 'cm. Jes' as I como in sight tho thing came roarin' Fast Glen Cove it don't stop there an1 heard tho whistle as the death on wheels plungedinto the tunnel. I jammed tho wall, I tell yez. 1 could see Len push his girl agin the same, so tho train might pass and no touch, an' like a flash 1 saw her tear away. Now, whether she was scart and didn't know what she was about, or wanted to kill herself can't he known, 1 but sho shot right in front ov that train. I saw the'headlight shine like a flash ov lightning on a white, frightened face as I crowded ' back against the wall, an' then -with a roar like thunder, an' tho whole thing seemed wiped out ns if a sponge had sorter sponged us out. I heard the train's thunder sort of speck as it left the tun nel, ns if sou nd in' the murder over the land, an' I stood thero in a sort ov a duzc lisuin' to that roar die out in the distance. When 1 come round, which I did in a minit, I ran on. I stumbled over poor Len, lyin' ns if dead, an' then I run up und down nt least twice before I saw a heap that looked like a bundle of rags soaked in blood, an' will you believe, the bundle moved. It was only a quiver, au' all was still. Sho didn't make a lovely corpse when we got it together. Some people sidtencd an' fainted when they saw it." "And Len?" "Wc carted him homo. Tho doctors could not find any bones broken, cuts, or hurt inside or out, but he lay sorter stoopid six weeks and then got up an' has been looncy ever since." "Poor fellow." "Should think eo. Queerest thing about the poor chap wns that he took to runnin' ahead uv trains, goin' through the tunnel a-warnin' people off. He sorter got that hammered out uv him." "The old folks learned a lesson, eh?" "Not much; can't teach sich old stoopids much. They do say tho old jedgc has softenin, uv the brain, but I don't believe ho had any to soften." Bonn 1'iatt. "When Sho Will She Will." "I thought only a few men were up to the winter bathing mark," observed the reporter. Tho bath man laughed scorn fully. "When a lady makes up her mind to bathe every day in the year, '"ho said, "nothing can stand her off. I've seen men who would come here on cold mornings, undress and walk to the water's edge, but the minute it touched their toes, raco back and get into their clothes again. jot so with women. When they are in bathing trim it means bathing and nothing short of a tidal wave will stop them. Here comes the daisy bather of tho lot. I've seen that girl here when it was so cold that to even look at the water used to give mo the shakes. Now, what do you think first induced that lady to bathe all the time? For the pure love of it? No, sir. She was getting too fat. She tried every thing dieting, exercise, and medicine, but nothing would take her down. At last she dropped on sea bathing, and it fetched her. She is nice and slim now, though plump ccoucrh, but when sho came here first she was as fat as a butter ball. I wish nil the fut ladies in the city would have her courage, and our winter business would be worth something." San Francisco Alt a. All the government officials of Jupan were privately instructed somo time ugo to weur European costume during ol'ice hours; but us some uro still usiog Japa nese dress, the authority's are suid to have resolved on making the measure compulsory. SOMETHING ABOUT SWEETS- PROGRESS OF THEIR MANUFAC TURE IV THIS COUNTRY. Dcltcarlea tliat Hello-lit ilia I'aliUce of loiilli Vra-nlablo Color 'lak-liig-tlie IMaceol loiaoitou linen. The last thing a child inquires about is how tho sugar-plum it snaps up with some avidity is made. Yet the manu facture of these delicacies I had almost said neccsjaries of the nursery is a thing worth witnessing. Formerly all tho higher class camo from France nnd Ger many, where for ages they have been fa mous for their delicacies. But sinco the introduction of steam into their fabrica tion these articles nre now mndo on tho largest scalo in this country, nnd nre vastly cheapened since the days when we used to spend our last penny in taffy. The rude style of old is also gone. The eye must now be satisfied ns woll ns the palate, even in the cheapest items. Think of tho one-cent sweets done up in a ruby-colored gelatine packet. There was color, it is true, in somo of the more showy sweets of old, but it was metallic color, containing the most virulent poison. An analysis of this paint ed confectionary, published in a medical journal somo years ago, exposed tho vil lainous manner in which this vividly colored sweetmeat was made attractive to the children by poisonous paint. Tho brighter the hue tho more deadly the sweet. The brilliant green, for instance, with which tho toy confectionary was adorned, contained arsenic or copper. One can quite understand the bad namo sweets acquired when thus made up. There was vermilion in the reds, of course, and gamboge and chromate of lead in the yellows. No doubt many young children were absolutely killed by plentifully partaking of these artistically poisoned comfits. The analysis of that medical paper has delivered us from this cause of infantile trouble. Nothing but harmless vegetable colors are now used, which, if not so brilliant as metallic ones, are quite safe. A large New York establishment, which ordinnrily employs some ninety persons, about the commencement of December requires the services of almost double that number, the majority of whom are engaged in making bonbons by the million until the turn of ithe new year. The entire) underground1 portion of the premises is devoted to the manu facture of sweetmeats." On descending the stone staircase one finds one's self in a stifling atmosphere, too heavily laden with the aroma of vanilla and other es sences. Around are scores of workmen, their faces lighted up by the red glare of numerous furnaces, busily engagod in plunging particular fruits into large caldrons filic.d with boiling syrups. More in the shade are other stalwart looking men, their countenance made pallid by the intensely heated atmo sphere, piling up almonds, etc., on huge copper vessels, and so constant is tho sound of metal that the visitor might imagine himself in an armor smithy in stead of a sweetmeat factory, among workmen making bonbons for women and children to crunch. On all sides ore piles of sugar barrels, gallons of liquors, syrups and essences kirsch, wine, aniseed, maraschino, curacao, pine apple, apricot, strawberry, cherry, van illa, chocolate, coffee and tea with sacks of almonds and baskets of chestnuts, pistachio nuts and filberts being emptied into machines which bruise their husks, flay them aud blanch them all ready to receive their saccharine coating. Most bonbons are made by hand ; only tnoso which aro Hat on tho bottom are cast in molds. Iu tho hand inado bon bons the sugar paste is rolled into shape by tho aid of an instrument formed of a stout piece of wire, one end of which is twisted and the other fixed into a wood en handle. With this the paste is taken out of the caldron and worked into tho desired form by a rapid stroke of the hand. For bonbons of a particular form, such as those iu imitation of fruits, etc., models arc carved in wood. A cer tain number of these, say from fifty to sixty, are fixed on a narrow strip of wood, and tho confectioner takes molds of them in starch, con tained in a scries of large, shal low drawers. As soon as the molds become dry they are filled with liquid sugar, already colored und flavored, after which the drawer is put on one side for twenty-four hours, when tho bonbons are ready for sale. The delicate sweets, containing some essences, such us pine apple, etc., are always cast in starch molds. It puzzles older heads than those of children to know how this drop of delicious liquid gets into the center of the sweet. Like many other puz.ling matters, it is very easily explained. The flavoring essence is mixed with the liquid sugar, and when pouted into the mold the latter crystolizcs immediately over tho former. These essences, so nice to the taste, are the most remarkable ex amples of tho power of chemistry to transform very repugnant materials into delicacies. Fusel oil is the base of tho pear essence, and pineapple essence is ob tained by diluting ether with alcohol. The chemist in his laboratory, with great cunning, manufactures scores of these essences, which aro supposed to be the veritable product of delicate fruits. Some of the pretty forms that are mado to take the fancy of the little ones arc simply punched out of fiat films of sugar rolled ; some are cast, some are pressed into shape when soft between engraved roll ers. Tho drops and sweets that are quite clear are boiled so long that the wuter has evaporated out of them. Such sweets must be immediately bottled up, or preserved from the air, otherwise they absorb wuter und become semi liquid. Bailey sugar is an example in point. If it is not hermetically sealed down in tins, it deliquesces, md lose all its crispuess. It is as well to know .1. I.. i. . r 1 1 . . ------- ing absolutely dunned sugar, and thero- j I 1UL LU1H IH lilt u rni II II HH T1 'III'- foro tho most wholesome for children. On the other hand, peppermint drops ar the most open to sophistication. They should be made of crushed white sugar, mixed into a paste with gum. But the tcmpation to adulterate is too gieat foi tho dishonest dealer to resist; conse quently, in order to supply the markel one-half plaster paris is mixed with in ferior sugar. One can quite understand the sickness that overtakes children sometimes after sucking those cemtits. The wonder is that such a mass of plas ter does not interfere more signally with their digestion. Jujubes, those flexible lozenges which stick so in tho v, teeth, contain a largo portion of gum. They aro poured into tins to cool, standing Toi several hours, sliced into sheets, and then cut by scissors into the, well-known diamond shapes. Tho veritable sugar-plum, or aVraond drop, is made in a very interesting mnn ner. A number of almonds, after being coated with a little gum to catch the white sugar, are thrown into a deep pan surrounded with steam. This pan re volves sideways at an anglo of forty-five degrees. As it revolves,tho almonds, of course, tumble over one another, nnd while they aro doing so tho workman pours over them from time to timo liquid white sugar al lowing a sufficient time to elapse between each supply for the sugar to harden upon the comfit. In this way it grows by the imposition of layer upon layer until it is the proper size. By this simple motion the sugar is deposited in the smoothest and most regular manner. Girls aro largely employed in the sugar plum trade. They are quick and stick well to their work, but they have a sweet tooth and help themselves to the lozcn gers pretty liberally. As is it is impossi ble to stop petty pilfering they are given liberty to eat as much ns they like. The manufacture of the surprise nuts is done with tho utmost speed by those little workwomen. Tho nut is first opened by means of a rose cutter; the kernel is then cleared out with a pen knife, the hollow is filled with seed sweets, and tho hole by which they havo been introduced, is sealed with choco late. It is great fun, of course, when you have cracked n nut to find your mouth full of these small sugar seeds, whether you expect the surprise or not. In one part of the establishment I camo upon the little a'rtists coloring the small articles cast in sugar. It was all vege table color, of course, and quite harm less. There is no great artistic talent re quired in tho coloring operations they have to perform and it is too cheaply paid to bo very carefully done, but, how ever, poor they may be as works of art, they are not unwholesome, which was fat from being tho case a few years ago, be fore the board of health interfered In New York for tho good of our little ones. Brooklyn Eagle. Northern Limit or CornGroirtU. On the northeast shores of Asia corn cannot be cultivated at fifty degrees north latitude, although in the interior it matures as far north as Eixty-two de grees. On the eastern shores of America the northern limit of its growth is fifty degrees, and on tho western shores it reaches about fifty-seven degrees, while in the intermediate country it is known to grow ns fur ns sixty-five degrees. The fact that it thrives farther north in the interior of continents than on the shores is thought by M. Buysman to bo duo not alone to the cooling influences of ice ac cumulations on tho coasts, but to de pend largely on tho greater amount of sunlight received in the dry regions far from the oceans. In Norway corn grows in latitude seventy decrees, tho climate beiug not only warmed by proximity to the Gulf stream, but tho skies being very clear as well. Even in the most northern regions, where tho shade tem perature is very low, vegetation may gfow in sheltered spots exposed to tho sun, nnd luxuriant scurvy grass has been found on Waldcn Island, beyond eighty degrees north latitude. Loudon A'etci. Employment and Education. "A good education, says Dr. McCosh, "qualities n man to do a dozen different things, where uu ignorant man could do only one. Education also enables a man to rise in any sphere ol labor in which he is employed." The truth of this is espe cially valuable in these days of change in vocations. Science is specializing every employment; mechanism is taking tho place of inanuual labor, and in this approaching readjustment of vocations, will prove the only individual safeguard. AVhut industrial future is there for tho man who can use his hands only when a machine is invented that takes tho place of a thousand pair of hands? Obviously. lho practical need of intellectual qualili- cation is far greater in this aire, and will continue to increase with the progress of humanity. It is tho tendency of every trade to become an art, and of every arti san to become an artist in his specialty. And iu this lies the truo secret of tho great need of industrial education. Lilian Whiting. The Laugliln; Plant. It is called tho lunching plant, bccatif-e its seeds produce effects like those pro duced by laughing gas. The (lowers arc of a bright yellow, and the seed pods are soft and wooly, whilo the seeds resemble small black beans, aud only two or three grow in u pod. The natives dry aud pul verize thcui, and the powder, if taken iu small doses, makes I lie soberest peisou behave like a circus clown or u mudmaii, for he w ill dance, sing and laiifh most hoi.steiou-.ly. and cut the most fantastic capers, and be in uu uproariously ridicu lous condition for about an hour. When the I'M iiemcut rews the exhausted ( x hibitor of these unties fulls asleep, and when he awakes be has not the slightest . ......1 . I 1 ! i reiuemoiance oi ins inKy tloinys. MuW.ui Mcslinl Empire. WORKINO DAY8. A-wooing you came with your dulcet voice, Your manner so knightly and debonair; Who would not proudly have been your choice. When you wove her garland so rich and rare ! It was well enough iu the courting time When your tongue spoke only in tuneful praise, With love-words sot to a silvern rhyme; It is other now in the working days. Could ever she dream, that gentle girl, Wh"n you pledged her the tenderest care for life, That you brow would knit, and your lip would curl, When she, poor child, was your wedded wife? Would the pretly maid have beon swift to yield, . Caught in the toils of your winning ways, Had a rift in tho future's veil revealed The gloom that should shadow the work ing days? 'Tis easy to carry the hardest load When two who share it iu mind aro one; 'Tis pleasant to clamber the roughest road With a friend who is cheery from sua t sun, But crushes the burden with aching weight If only tho weaker that burden raise, And bleak tho path in the frost of fate When jars tho music of working days. Oh, holiday suitor, bo brave and trim, So gny of mien and so soft of speech, Pray what is your ring but a fetter grim To the wife who is learning what tyrants teach? Would It cost you much her home to bless With the love you promisod, the love that stays A strength and a sweetness through all the stress And all the strain of life's working days? IIU3I0R OF THE DAT. Susuendod animation Two ho althy cats dangling from a clothcs-lino. Tho woman question : "Now, isn't this n pretty time of night for you to get home?" "There isn't much family likeness in our family," said Johnny Dumpsey,"and what there is is mostly for pie." Bur lington Free Frets. The boarder is certain that life is a sham, And holds less of pleasure than pain, When be puts on his glasses to look for the clam That the chowder's supposed to contain. Boston Courier. Bartholdi modeled his statue after his mother. He mndo her the size she used to seem to him in his boyhood days when he was caught going in swimming with out permission. Graphic. "Now, then, John," said tho restau rant keeper to his boy, "bring out those sandwiches wo put up last winter. Here's a big order como in to supply the Sunday-school picnic." BMtM Courier. It is said that much suffering is caused un animal by defectivo shoeing. This will bo rfadily understood by noticing a woman shoo a hen. The poor bird does not know which way to go. Boston Post. You might as well undertake to var nish a rainbow or try to stampede hun ger with u dime with a holo iu it, ns ex pect to prevail on a mail to own up to his wife 'thnt he has been in tho wrong. Cltiavjo Ledger. An exchange says: "If your spoons nre stained from eggs, rub them with a little common salt." If the spoons re ferred to are those that come und gush round our sister Kit several times a week, salt won't hurt them nt any time, whether they've been eating eggs or not. St. J'aul lleral l. Now the hammock swingeth, Swineth in the breeze, I.iku a filmy cob-web, "f wix lha tres. Ha! the thing eollnpseth, C'ollapseth w ith a snap. And the one within it Takes a drup. Merchant- Tractler. "Have you nn extra umbrella I could borrow?'' asked a man in a friend's office. "1 have an umbrella," replied the friend, pointing to a weather beaten, rock ribbed piece of rusty calico in the corner, "but I don't think you will find it any thing cxtta." He spoke the truth, but the umbrella never camo back all the same. Merchant- TratcLr. "Yes," said Mrs. Catchem, "thoso aro my daughters over there oil the sofa; they have half a million between them." It was not until alter they were married to those daughters, that the two young men neu who overheard the above re mark found out that Mrs. Catchem re ferred to the rich old codger who sat on the sofa between the girls. Mrs. Catchem couldn't tell a lib. but sho knew how to speak the truth ndvantageously. Boston Transcript. Two Astonishing Jobberies. Ono of tho most singular, most iimus ill''. and tit the same lime tor tlin vie. tiins, most annoying robberies, occurred in our city Saturday. Two elderly ladies on .Michigan street were looking at the circus piocession pass by. So intent were they in gazing upon "the dazzling pageant that li lt ouiy ihek ves but their mouths were wide, open, A whilo in this uwe-stiuck condition theyVvcre each startled by the slap of u rough hnV' over their mouths. ( if course they were rhad, and looked around willi great indigna tion to see who cu.'.Ul be gnipy of such a rude act, and it was ini until they at tempted lo spi-iik, in onler to properly express their wr.itli, that they ilUcovcred their fal.-.e teeth was g.me. 'I he thieves bad looked hit') their wiiiu open mouths,, and saw thai the plates containing thai teeth were of gold, uud they wanted them. iouth iUnU (itf.) Tribune.