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Tha tide Howl tip, (lie tiJ flows down; The water lirlms tlio creok,and falls; A cottage, woather-stnined and brown, Lifts nt tho brink its time-worn walls. Beneath tlio lowly window-sill A little bnnk of blossoms (jay The wandering aim with fragrance fill, 8 wanton tlio night and charm tha day. The tldo flows up, the tide (lows down; From the low window's humble square A woman in a faded gown, With care-dimnipd eyos and tangled hair, Looks out across tho smiling space Where golilon stars and suns unfold; Hhie larkspur, the pied pansy's face, Nasturtium liolls of scni-lot bold Fhe bpos them not, nor cares, nor knows. A man's rough tlgure, noon nnd night And morning, o'or the threshold gooa No seno has ho for thoir doliglit. The tide (lows up, the tldo flows down, In that dull hoiiHo a little maid Lives lonely, under Fortune's frown, A Ufa uuehildlike and afraid. To her that tiny garden plot Means heaven. Rhe comes at eve to stand 'Mid mallow nnd forget-me-not And marigolds on either hand. They look nther with brilliant eyes, Their wont Is greeting and caress; They spread their rich and glowing dyca Her saddened soul to cheer and bless. ' The tido flows up, tho tide flows down; Within, how base the life, nnd poor! Without, what wealth nnd beauty crown The humble flowers besido tho door! CWi'a Thaxter, in Atlantic Monthly. TRAINING A HUSBAND. So you want to know how I came to hev i niel), whim I knew jest how ho used Nancy, his first wife. Wall, I'll tell you all about it. You know Dan'l left mo pretty poorly. I had two little children, nnd what ter dew I didn't know. Tho mortgage was ter run out in about a year and a half after he died. I'd sent tho children down to brother John's to get ter school. Urother John wanted mo ter give them ter him an' he'd do well by 'em, an' I wus meditating on it, orful loth to dew it. But what else could I dew with 'cm when the old farm was took away from me? One day when tho time was near cout, I was hooin' tho beans ono side of tho fence jinin' Caleb's cornOcld. I tell yer, Hannah, I never felt bluer in nil my days. I'd allers lived an' worked a farm, an' couldn't do no other kind of work; so what was to como of mo I didn't know. Turty good houn' for a green hand," sez somebody over tho fence. "Yes," sez I. "I've done enough of it since I was loft alone. Practice mnkes perfect," wo used to wrilo in our copy book when we were children, an' I couldn't help heavin' a sigh. "Wall, Emmcrliiie," says ho, "your'n I seem to be in tho samo fix. You need a man to do your hoeing un' I need a woman ter see ter my house, an' if your greed we'll hitch horses and work in '"iiuble harness. I can't find no hired aelp that'll do ns Nancy did." (Thinks myseli. an' you'll never find another that will, cither.) "So, what d'yo say, Eoi merline?" - P'raps I didn't think o' nothin' for the next few miuuits. It nil flashed. over me in a second, what an uufeelin' mun he'd allers ben. Poor Nancy had ter dew all the housework, nn' a good deai belong ing ter him ter dew, an' ho was stingier than an old miser, tew. I knew he was a smart man to work, was forehanded on' was able to live in good deal better shape than ho did, an' 70U know, Hannah, that poor Dan'l was just the opposite. Ho was a norful clever man, was Dan'l, but kind o' shiftless an' easy, an' it allers worried rae ter have things going so slack. Sez I to myself, a body can't have everything; there's allers somo douts, an' a poor man's bet ter'n nono. So I speaks right up an' I sez: "Caleb, we've been nubors for many a year. I know your failins' an' sposo you know mine; an' so, if you say so, all right; p'raps we both might do wuss." Wall, ter make a long story short, we agreed to tho business right off. Caleb said that it was stylish to go on a wed din' tower nowadays, nnd as he wanted ter go dcown ter Bangor to see about selling his wool, an' as Sarah Jane Cur tis (who used to work for him) lived about half way, an' we cou'.d stop there both ways and not cost us anything, he thought we'd better go. His niece, Rebecca Oilman, yer know, lives there, and we could make her a visit at the same time. Brother John lives there tew, you know, an' Pd made up my mind that I'd bring home the children. An' so I did; but Caleb ho was orful sot ngin it, but scd, "of courso they can come and make a visit;" an' I let him think so, 'cuuso I wasn't quite ready to have words with him yet. We stayed about a week an' got homo along in the afternoon all debt. Tho next morning' I woke purty early, an' I sez to myself: "Courage, Emmerline. now or never." I kept still, for Caleb was still a snorin', but bime by ho fetched up an unuirthly snore that wak't himself up, an' when he sees as it was gettin, daylight he nudged me, an' sez he: "Wake up, Einmerline, Eminerliue, its broad daylight; come, come, get up, we shan't have any breakfast ter day." I was orful hard ter walte, but after a while I managed ter, an' while I was a nibbin' my eyes I sez, "Got a lire, ain't ye, Caleb?'' "Fire!" sez he, "No, I never build any fires. Nancy allers built the fires." "Did she?" sez I, cool as a cucumber. "So did Dan'l." I turned over and went to sleep again or at least I thought I did. Wall, he wicgled, and turned nnd twisted, an' ho didn't move ter get up for about an hour, nnd when tho sun roso an' shone inter the bedroom winder, ho got up an' built tho fire. An' there wasn't no kindlings nor a stick of wood, an he had to skirmish in a lively way and get some. Artcr tho fire got to crackliu' in good shapo I got up. I didn't hurry none, let mo tell you. I most died lyin' abed so long, but, sez I to myself, "cf I make the fire now, I'll prob'ly hcv to do it in cold weather, an' I won't do it for any man." Ho was prclty sullen all day, but I didn't take no notice of him, an' ho got over it. Tho next day he was ter begin liny in' an' ho had six men to help him. 1 hud ter do all tho work, an' tako care ol the milk nn' churnin', an' it was no fool of a job. Come timo to got dinner, an' there wasn't a sliver of wood cut. I sent Johnnie (ho was then about seven year? old) out in tho field to tell Caleb I wanted him. Ho camo in looking savage, and wanted to know what it was 1 wanted. Sez I "I want somo wood ter burn." "Wall," ho sez, "there's a whole woodpilo out there. Help ycrscf." "An' not a stick split," sez I. "You will hev ter get a bigger stove to burn that." "Wal, it ain't such a hard job to split it." sez ho. "Nancy used tew, often, when I was bi.zy." "Did she?" sez I. "So did Dan'l." lie got the wood, an' said, as he was going out, that he didn't want to be called in out of tho mowing field again unless 'twas for victuals. "All right," sez I. The next dnv 'twas tho pamo thine; not a stick split. Thinks I, "Old fel low, you ain't got Nancy here. I'll lam ye n litilo something that p'raps ye don't know," So when it was dinner timo I blowed the horn, au' in comes all seven of these men an' sets down at the table. Sich 'stonished lookin' faces a; they viewed the grub. The biscuit and the pertatcrs, an' meat, an' vegetables, nud everything was washed clean and put on raw. Not a thing was cooked. Caleb looked blackcr'n a thunder cloud. ' "What does this mean?" sez ho. "Means what it means," sez I. "You said yest'day that you didn't want tei be called in from the mowin' field unless it was for victuals, and bore they are." "Nice shape, tew," sez ho. "Wall, 1 can't colc 'thout wood," sez I, dryly like. With that all seven of 'cm started fot the door, and tliey never left that pilo until it was ready for tho stove. I uovcr was bothered for wood again. A few weeks after I wanted some money purty bad. I wanted to send Johnnie and Nellie back to school, an' I was bound that they should have some clothes fit to wear. I asked Caleb a uuuibcr of times to let me hev some, but he mado all kinds of excuses. I didn't tell him what I wanted of it, mind ye. So one day along comes a peddler buy in' buttcr'n eggs. I had considjrablc on hand that Caleb was in tending to carry into the city when he had time. So I sold every pound of but tcr'n eggs I hiiJ in tho house. I got nigh on to twenty-five dollars for 'em. When Cnleb come home I told him 1 had sold tho buttcr'n eggs. "Heow much did you git?" sez he. I told him. "Where's the money!" sez he. "I've got it," sez I. "Wall." sez he, "Nancy allers gives mo all the money that she took for het butter and eggs." "Did she?'' sez I. "And so did Dan'l." He got tired of holding Nancy up aforo my eyes, for I would offset her with Dan'l every time. He found that 1 was powerful sot in my way. an' he thought he might as well let me have my own way, and so he sez: "I don't mean to bo ugly, but I won't be trod on by nobody." AVhcn he wouldn't let me hav what money 1 wanted, I'd sell somethin' every time. I sold two tons of hay one time, when I knew ho only had enough to winter his critters. So, on the whole, he found that I wasn't afraid of him, and he behaved quite decent. 1 told him not long ago that ho was growin' clever. "Clever I' sez he. "1 rather you'd call nie a dog-goncd fulc than clover." But I notice ho has improved, an' lay it ter his trainin'. How Bruin Hngged a Busy Saw. "Talking about funny things." said a big, bronzed, bearded man in the reading-room of an uptown hotel, "the fun niest thing I ever heard of happened in my saw-mill out in Michigan. We used a heavy upright siw for sawing heavy timber. One day not long ago the men had all gone to dinner, leaving the saw. which ran by water power, going at full speed. While we were away a big black bear came into the mill and went nosing arountl. The saw caught his fur and twitched him a little. Bruin didn't like this for a cent, so he turned around and fetched the saw a lick with his ptiw. Besult: a badly cut paw. A blow with tho other paw followed, and it was also cut. The bear was by this time aroused to perfect fury, and, rushing at the saw, caught it in his grasp and gave a tremen dous hug. It was his last hug, and we lived on bear steak for a week. When we came up from dinuer there was a half a bear on each side of tho saw, which was going ahead ns nicely as though it hnd never sceu a bear. This is a fact, so help me, Bob," and the big lumberman bit oil a fresh chew of to'jacco. Neto York Tribune. Some natures are so sour and ungrate ful that they are never to bo obliged.---L'Ettrangt, i i V THE TRADE JN LEECHES. & PECULIAR INDUSTRY WHICH STILL XXOUBISHES. (silliorlnsr I.eecliea for tti l,ndon jilnrkct How liter nre Caught mid Kept Applying: l.rerliee. Of the two firms in London and there arc only two to whom tho foreign lcochcs are consigned from Hamburg, one practices as a dental surgeon and the other sells pipes, tobacco, rtnd other tri fles. Both are of sufficient standing to recall the great times of indiscriminate blood-letting, when, whether the patient suffered from a black eye, a headache, a liver or a heart, he lost a couple of ounces of blood and was declared to bo better. Now scarcely one is used where a century ago a hundred flourished, and tho sixpenny leech of even so recent a date ns 18C0 has fallen to something less than a half-penny at wholesale price. No completer proof of the popularity of the leech with tho early practitioner can bo ailorded than by the fact that the verb "to leech" means to treat with medicine nnd to bleed, while the doctor himself, even so late as tho days of Shakespeare, borrowed the namo of his favorite in strument of healing. Tho slcnder.meagre, hungry leech comes fiom Turkey, within a radius of fifty miles of Constantino ple, and from Buda-Pesth, whero the country people bring them in. liko water cress, by thousands from the ditches, and sell them to tho dealers. They are found there in all ditches and ponds, and wherever there is pure running water, weeds for shelter and muddy banks and bottoms. They aro, as a rule netted in nets prepared with bait, though we are also informed that it is not rare for the hardy peasant to walk bare-legged through tho water and strip them oil ns fast as they can adhere to the calf. However they are caught by plain, honest fishing or by human artifice from Buda-Pcsth, without distinction of age or size, they travel to Hamburg, where they Ho in vast pools or reservoirs until the time for their selection arrives. In theso reservoirs they lie generally for a year, and during all that time, if they aro properly cared for, they should re ceive no food, or rather no more than they can find for themselves in the water. But this is a rule that is not always ob served as it should be, for there are many merchants who give them blood, and somo liver, and some, so that all tastes may be satisfied, tho cntiro body of a horse thrown among them, with the re sult that on arrival in this country their appetites aro fatigued, and they ore found to need certain stimulants to per formance. From Hamburg, when taeir time of probation is over, they are im- Eortcd here direct iu bags and oxes, and at the back of the surgery in Pcntonville, or among the pipes and to bacco of lloundsditch they lie in shallow earthen vessels tightly covered with gauze or linen, the halting stage on the way to tho wholesale druggist nnd the hospital. With the importer they rarely tarry for more than four or five days, but are sent out almost as fast 11s they come in in small wooden boxes similar to those used by fruiterers for honey comb. From the wholesale druggist they pass again to the chemist and apothe cary, and when the perils of travel and the variations of climate they go through are considered, the intending purchaser must not be surprised if he finds himself asked a sixpence for an animal that cost the first dealer a shilling for a couple of hundred. Many die ou tho voyage, and many in the short time they remain with tho importer, and thmigh in theory the selected leech will stand an extreme of heat or cold, many of the fivennd-twen-ties and fifties ordered by the chemist, carefully treated as they aro, do not live to fulfill what seems to be the sole reason of their existance that of drawing blood. The leech should never properly be ap plied more than once, ana can be applied anywhere. It fills in about a quarter of an hour, and will absorb altogether from forty to eighty-fivo grains of blood, or in all about half an ounce. There is nn ingenious instrument known as the artificial leech, one occasionally used, but now scarcely ever met with. It consists of a small, sharp steel cylinder worked by a spring, with which a circular incision is made, and with an interior glass cylinder capable ot being exhausted by u pisten worked by a screw. It is not a good instrument, and is, as we say, not used now. There is a specimen to be sceu in the museum of the college of surgeons among the "sur gical instrument series." In England there is a less-powerful species common ly found, though now never used. It is known as the horse leech, from its hab its of attacking the membranes lining the mouth and nostrils of animals drink ing at the pools it haunts. It is in its way venomous, and, when applied to tho human subject, inflammation, leading to erysipelas, hns been known to follow its bite. There must bo something in our waters unfavorable to the growth and culture ot tho parasite, for not only is tho indigenous leech useless, and in deed harmful, but the foreign specimens which efforts have been made to accli matize have never como to any good. Thirty years ago 11 prominent English firm projected and founded a farm at Norwood for the breeding and cultiva tion of the Turkish and Hungarian leech, but, either from ignorance of treatment or changefulness of climate, they all sickened and died, and the scheme col lapsed. CornhiU. "Smith, why don't you get your dia monds insured?" said Jones. "Where can I do that?" innocently asked Smith. At tho United States Plato Glass In surance Company, of course," and a cool ness has grown up between them. J'itts burg Telegraph. A camel someti tries lives to the age o 100 years. No wonder he has a hump upon fill back. -Jiotttn Budget, SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. A recent invention for tho use of elec tricians is square wire, which is claimed to be not only mechanically but clectri cally.bctter than round wire. Dr. J. Milncr Fothcrgill predicts a great future for malt as a food. Among other things, he commends lemonado made with malt instead of cano sugar. The forests of tho United States com prise 412 species of trees belonging to 138 genera. Of these forty-eight genera and sixty species are peculiar to Florida. A vegetable leather, said to bo fully .equal to the animal product, is made in Paris from gutta percha, sulphur, raw cotton, zinc white, kolkothar, and oxide of antimony. The first two ingre dients are necessary, whilo the other parts may be replaced by chemicals of similar character. Tho proportions are varied with the purposes. Horsehairs immersed in water do not turn into snakes. Tho presence of what is called tho hair wojm (gordius) in pools of stagnant water by the roadside has led to this belief. This worm is a para site inhabiting beetles, grasshoppers, etc. When full grown it leaves tho insect and deposits its eggs in long chains in moist earth and water. AVhcn seen in the water its appearance is exactly that of an ani mated horsehair six or eight inches long. In Sardinia, Sicily, and the region around Naples, large cork plantations nre being destroyed in the improvident haste of their owners to realize profit from the superior quality of tanning af forded by the bark, and from the wood. Tho French have planted this valuable oak largely in Algiers, .where there is now over a half million acres iu good condition. The number of trees in Spain is also increasing. It continues to grow for 150 years, and reaches tho height of some fifty feet.' The wood is not valua ble except for fuel. It is thought that the tree would thrive in California. The dental processes familiar to us aro not so new as may be supposed. In tho museum of Corneto,on the coast of Italy, are two curious specimens of artificial teeth found in Etruscan tombs, probably dating 400 or 500 years before our era. The teeth were evidently taken from tha mouth of somo animal, and hnd been carefully cut and fastened to neighbor ing natural teeth of two young girls by means of small gold rings. The den tist's art was also applied to treating natural teeth iu various ways, but tho fact has hitherto escaped notice on ac count of the rarity of Etruscan skeletons. The remarkable arrangement lor breathing which insects possess is thus lucidly described : If we take any mod erately large insect, say a wasp or a hor net, we can sec, even with tho naked eye, that a series of small, spot like marks runs along cither side of the body. These apparent spots, which are general ly eighteen or twenty in number, are, in fact, the apertures through which air is admitted into the system, and are gen erally formed in such a manner that no extraneous matter can by any possibility find entrance. Sometimes they are fur nished with a pair of horny lips, which can be opened nnd closed at the will of the insect; in other cases they are dense ly fringed with still interlacing bristles, farming a filter, which allows air, and air alone, to pass. But the apparatus, of whatever character it may bo, is always so wonderfully perfect in its action that it has been found impossible to inject tho body of a dead insect with even so subtle a medium as spirits of wine, nl though the subject was first immersed in the fluid nnd then placed beneath the re ceiver of an air pump. Car Wheels. An official of tho Pennsylvania rail road stated to a Pittsburg Dispatch re porter that there aro fully ten million iron car-wheels in use on American rail roads. That figure does not include tho wheels on palace coaches and the better class of passenger coaches. "How much iron does it take to make a wheel?" he was asked. "About 52.5 pounds of pig-iron," he replied, "and about 1,250,000 wheels aro worn out every year. But do not con clude from that that the iron men aro called upon to supply the 812,000 tons of materials required to make the new wheels, because the worn-out wheels themselves supply about 200,000 tons." "How long will a good car-wheel last?" "Formerly it would last eight years. But now the reduction of railroads to a standard guuge and the improvement in leading nnd unloading facilities keep the length of service down. This is because the uniformity in guago keeps the cars in more continuous use, and the improve ment in loading and unloading facilities enables the cars to be put to more active service. The wheels on palace coaches and on first-class passenger coaches arc known as paper wheels. They are made with a steel rim or flange, and iron hub, but the web is composed of sheets of paper cemented together. They coin bine lightness with strength." Weighing ft Hair. "To number the hairs of your head is not a very difficult task," the refiner ol the assay ollice said. "A very close ap proximation can be made by weighing a single hair. The weight of the former divided by (bat of tho latter will, of course, give the desired number. If you will pluck out a hair from your beard 1 can show you." A long and straggly one was accord ingly detached, the refiner putting it on a scale, which was enclosed in a glass case, and graduated with extreme ac curacy. With little weights of alumin ium he piled up one arm, until an equi poise whs reached. The hair weighed three milligrammes. "If you reduce this to figures, " he said, "it would require 8,000 hairt to weigh an ounce, and sup possing you have six ounces, you have 43,000 hairs." J'u York Sun. HIE BLIND. SUBSTITUTE FOB EYES I IT THE CASE Or SIGHTLESS PEOPLE. How They Are Taught to Head, Write it nil I'lar nn IfualrM n trumenla An Interesting Mitdv, In a general way it is known that, a blind man may bo taught a few of the rudiments of learning, and to care for himself under certain limited circum stances and after a fashion. And it wns not until tho last five yours that the edu cation of the blind much exceeded those limits. During that time, however, progress has been made which puts tho sightless nearly on a plane with those whoso sight is perfect. Tho educated blind man of the period not only reads and writes, but he does so with unerring accuracy fluently and well. He studies geography, with maps; astronomy, with sidereal charts and apparatus; and ranges at will through all tho hitherto forbidden fields of natural science. Let a seeing man, if he can, read to him a sheet of music; ho will transcribe it faster than it is read, and, taking it to a piano, will compel that instrument to give up a faultless interpretation of the notes. It is no uncommon sight in tho neighborhood of a blind school to see a group of the pupils at a popular lecture taking notes which they will afterward transcribe at length in their rooms. There are actually thousands of persons in Illinois, who never saw the light of day, carrying on an untrammeled corre spondence in characters which nro neither English, nor Hebrew, nor C'h:il daic, nor cuneiform nor anything clso than the "blind alphabet." Blind men teach their seeing friends to do this in order that they may correspond as other people do. Theso splendid results have been achieved by means so simple that the wonder is that they were not known long bofore. Until recently the blind pupil received all instruction orally. Everything was read to him for tho ample reason that he could not himself rend, ex cepting in the old-faBhioned "raised-letter" literature, of which there was compa ratively little in existence, and which, as is generally known, was traced with great labor by the ends of the blindman's fingers. This ho could read, but, neces sarily, he could not write. It was to overcome this defect that the existing "point systems" were invented. Theso are two in number, tho "New York point" and tho "Braille point," between which there is only a technical difference. Taking the "Braille" by way of illustra tion, the blind man's writing outfit con sists of paper, a "slate," and a "point." A "slate" is best described as two nar row strips of brass, folding together something liko a pocket rule. In tho upper arm are punctured two or more oblong holes liko this: Upon the other arm, under ca3h of these holes, and conforming to its di mensions, are six dots indented upon tho brass, thus: The pupil inserts a sheet of paper be tween the two arms and begins his work with his "point," which is simply a di minutive awl. By inserting this awl at any one of theso points tho paper is in dented, but not punctured through, with a corresponding point. Thus an impres sion is made ou the lower side of tho paper which is appreciable to the touch. It will be seen that this system of six points admits of a practically unlimited numbei of combinations. Upon these combinations are based tho alphabet, tho Arabic numerals, musical notes, or any other character in common use in any literature. Thus . : expresses one letter, : another, and so on. As his characters are written in tho reverse, the blind writer begins at tho right and works backward, as in Hebrew. By theso means the blind writer at tains a very creditable speed, varying, of course, according to his individual talents. For purposes of ordinary cor respondence he uses common note-paper and makes an impression that suffices for ono or two readings before it is obliter ated by contact with the fingers. For more enduring matter a special, heavy paper is employed. From writing to type setting was but a step, nnd there nre now very few blind institutions not provided with a composing-room and complete outfits of types, cases and other paraphernalia, which aro brought into requisition to print anything required. Blind printers, pressmen und binders do all the work. Maps for the blind, geometric figures and all similar devices are easily inado INSTRUCTING by raising the boundary lines and indk "" "V" eating cities, points, etc., by brass puf "A $?. 1,1 ' ...:.'u u':u' .1.- ' && v ; 9 .ipnsonmc i lie cul;ci iicaa wim wiiicu luc I'Ufiy 3 seize upon these means of supplying thl great defect, their great desire to learn? snd their grateful appreciation of what has been done for them compensates in a great measure for thoir lack of Bight. Instructors of the blind delight to dwell ipou the facile disposition ai d talents f their pupils, and exhibit evidences of their work which teach tho lesson clearly (hat intelligent philanthropy has done much to take away the sting of ono ol the greatest of physical bereavements. Chicago 'Tribune. Nothing makes a man prouder than to find when hu has got his irurden nicely laid out and the seeds all iu, that ever) hcu within a mile of him seems deter mined to have a claw iu the job, and to show him how she would have arranged matters if he bad consulted her. Full llicer Advance tVlien ships ei a buried in the sea, And men greet death unflinchingly When, as in battle's bloody shock, Death finds his prey firm as a rock, Or when, between sob-echoing walla, Wo's hardest blow on life's joy falls Death seems unmeet, heroic, or sublisn The mourners give a fitting pall; Fame crowns tho.se who in conflict fall; And waves tbnnt dirges on the shore For those who sail the deep no more; These live in stone, or brass, or thought Half welcome death to lives thus wrought With fame complote, they merit deathlesa rhymo. To bear a storm of lies and sneers, And die for right bereft ot tears; In haunts of dire disease to walk, Life pawned, death, visible, to balk; To do and die, unheeding fame Tho' man may not, God marks your name Oh, grand and sweet these fates I They conquer time. T. O. La Moille, in tha Current HUMOR OF THE DAY. It is the man with the most property that has the greatest will power. Low til Courier. When a man is just about to sneezo you couldn't buy him off with a con sulate. Boston Post. "Nothing is impossible to him who wills," says a philosopher. No, nor to tho lawyer who conducts tho case. Boston Post. A grain of sand may bo the germ of a new world, but a button in tho right place docs more good in the rushing present. Carl FoctzeVe Weekly. A writer asks, "Why docs the modern woman tire so easily?" One reason is thnt tho modern woman usually has a modern husband to look after. Graphic. Her pa and ma were safe in bod They'd gone to sleep with the birds; The girl hung on to the garden gate, Her beau hung on to her words. Merchant-Traveler. Bell, the telephone man, has an article in the current issue of Srience, tellinjj how to avoid icebergs. We haven't read it, but one good way is to travel only by railroad. A'orrittown Uerald. Profcsjor Huxley calls a primroso " a corollifioral dicotyledonous exogen," but he wouldn't do it if tho primrose was able to hit back. Somo men are terri bly overbearing toward the weak. Bot ton Post. " Have you," asked tho judge of a re cently con victcd man, " anything to offer tho court before sentence is passed?" " No, your Houor," replied the prisoner, "my lawyer took my last cent." Scran ton Truth. It is claimed that tho highest faculty of language is to conceal thought. It may be, but when a man falls over a wheelbarrow in the dark, it seoms to lose its grip somewhat in that particular. Chicago Ledger. A Vermont paper, speaking of the fashion of making gold badges to repre sent kitchen utensils, asked how a gold gridiron would striko us. Very much like an iron one, perhaps, if we didn't dodge it. Binqhamton Jiepublican. At a recent social gathering an Osb kosh woman demonstrated that she could hold her breath two minutes. Within three days afterward she got nineteen proposals of marriage and an oftor'from a dime museum. Chicago Ledger. Attorney - General Garland decide that an Indian cannot hold a postoffice. Not bavins a very loud voice in the matter, this paper will not criticise tho Attorney-General's decision, but it does seem that a man who can hold a buck jumping pony can hold almost anything. Arkaiuato Traveller. A NKW CONUNDRUM. "Pray tell me the difference, dear," tSaiil Edward to his loss, "There is between a store cashier And the teacher of a class!" The damsel, smiling, said, "I will, This difference you will find: The store rasuiiT he minds tlio till, Tue teacher tills the mind." hoston Courier. A Re mark able Class of Thieves. Tho police of St. Petersburg have been for pome time puzzled by the conduct of a remarkable class ot thieves, who com mitted robbery not only iu the open dav, but, moreover, with ostentation. They were Finns, but wero all young men. When arrested, they calmly pleaded guilty, and wero sentenced to imprison incut for terms varying from one to three months. At the expiration of the sen tence, they promptly disappeared. It turned out that they had returned to their own country, and had there re sumed their sevcrul avocations without loss of social position. The law of Fin land forbids tho enrollment in the army of any per.-ons who have undergone im- ju-isntnnrnt for civil offenses,, so these s had deliberately "l" il'IHVIIt 111 UlUbl U RVUI4 i? to ..option. London J ruth. A Iloyal Kateatchf r. I once met a chimney-sweep who prided himself on being a royal rainonour on the strength of having tho contract to sweep the chimneys of St. James palace. But 1 was not aware uutil last week ths' there is a proud individual whocaii''' 1 tho title of "Koyal Hatcalche- ' 1 say "liatcatcher i"0'' lias been vjj. rats have sf! deemed adfr'e; for tho p.V, reives pay v" .11 -aiclier ..ai now re .1 i'S per Huuum, .0 other lovul servants. though whet'. a special livery has been devisod for hu 11-.U depoutut knowetU not. IviJon Figure,