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" I've brought your dinner, father," The blacksmith's daughter said, As she took from lior arms a kettle And lifted iU shining lid. " There's not any pio or pudding, So I will give you this," And uon his toll-worn forehead She left a childish kiss. Tho blacksmith took off his apron, And dined In happy mood, Wondering much at the savor Hid In his hmnblo food, While all about him were visions Full of prophetic bliss; But he never thought of inagio In his little daughter's kiss. While she, with he- kottlo swinging Morrily trudged away, (Stopping at aight of a squirrel, Catching somo wild blrd'i lay. And I thought how many a shadow Of life and fate we should miss If always our frugal dinners Were seasoned with a kiss. . J. M. Ifeathrrington. ALL ABOUT BROWN. "My Dkak BuoTfiKn: I want you to come down and make us a visit. So does Melissa, route down next week, and stay till after the Fourth. We expect ono or two othe visitors, and will try to make it pleasant for you. Don't fail to come. "Your all'ectionnte brother, "Wii.uam Bnowit. "P. S. Melissa says: 'TellJoseph we shall expect him;' so don't disnpioint us." So read the letter which Joseph Brown received from his brother William about the middle of June. 'I can sco through, that," said he, folding up tho epistle, and returning it to its envelope. "Yes, sir.", to the solemn looking ol-LgjW "h0 J"it startup; at him from thft-IvlTfHow-Bil, "it's as clear as clay.'Thcy'vo found another woman who wants to fret married, and they mean to make nnother attempt to hook me in. Oh, you etiu't fool your brother yet Mr, "William Brown! I can see through you, and that wife of yours. YOu've got your foot into matrimony, and you want roe to do the same, on the principle that misery loves company. But you don't come it over me so easy. I won't take any in mine, thank you." Joseph couldn't huvo meant, by his sarcastic reference to the old saying that misery is fond of company, that he con sidered his brother had made himself miscrablo by marrying, for he often, though secretly, envied his brother tho comfort ho seemed to take with his family. But he had so long considered himself a bachelor for life that ho had got into the habit of assuming to him self that married people were envious of singlo ones, and always spoke of them in a way that implied his pity for them, and his thankfulness that he wasn't in -their shoes. Tho truth was, he often wished he had a nice little wife. But he was afraid of women; so much so that he always expected to remain single. If he were to fall in love, ho felt quite sure he should never be able to muster up sufficient courage to say anything about it to the woman whose charms had ensnared him. It would be another caso of "concealment liko a worm i' the bud." lie often felt brave enough to face a caunou's mouth, but the mouth of woman never! The memory of lust summer was still terribly fresh in his mind. He had been invited to visit his brother. He had gono down unsuspectingly, and found there an old maid who immediately laid seige to him. But he had succeeded, by the help of divino Provideneo, in resist ing her wishes, and gettiug safely out of the predicament. Now he felt sure that another trap' had been set for him. "But I'll go," ho decided. "William and M'lissy '11 be mad as settin' hens if I dou't. I s'pose it's a girl in pantalets this time. The other ono was forty, and as she didn't suit me, they will quite naturally go to the other extreme. I s'pose it would bo a good thing if I had a wife, but I don't want a little girl, or a woman old enough to be her grand mother, and what's more, I won't have 'em," he added with so much emphasis mat the old cat begun to get scared, and kept one eye on him with the other on the door. He went down to his brother's. "Who is it this time?" he nsked Will iam, when they were on their way up from the depot. "I don't know what you mean," an swered William, looking puzzled. "It was that old Miss Larrabee last year," said Joseph. "I take it for grant ed it's some one else now." "Oh, I begin to see what you're driv ing at," laughed William. "I don't know as there's anybody. If there is it must bo Mrs. Parks." "A widow?" asked Joseph." "Yes, but a young and good-looking one," answered his brother. "Oh!" Joseph couldn't say another word. He felt in some mysterious way that "his jig was up," as he expressed it to himself that night in the solitude of his own chamber. He did not know why, but he felt perfectly sure his doom was sealed. He had never been taken in hand by a widow. He had always felt sure he would have to surrender if one saw lit to besiege him. Now his time hud come. He felt like a lamb being led to the slaughter, and groaned over the terrible prospect be lore him, and was laughed at and joked mmercifully by his brother for being so .oolish as to be afruid of a woman. "I cac't help it," said poor Joseph. When he went down to the parlor an hour alter his arrival, he found, on opening the door, that there were icverul ladies there, and his heart began to thump, and his face to get hot, before he got over the threshold. It always made him chilly ono raoment,and fever ish the next to go through tho ordeal of an introduction to a woman. Now he felt more unmanned than ever, for she was there. A very pretty little child was playing in the room. It looked up at him de lightedly, and then toddled toward him, and grabbed him round his shaking knees,, and lisped, "papa, papa!" "Good gracious!" Mr. Brown couldnl have kept back the frightened exclanw tion for the world. His face became covered with profuse perspiration, and tho ladies began to titter at tho child's performance; which demonstration on their part was hardly calculated to make the poor maa feel very much at ease. "Mrs. Hooper, this is my brother Jo soph," said William, prcsentine him to the first lady they came to. Whereupon Joseph seized her hand and shook it as if it had been the end of a pump-handle, without being in tho least aware of what he was doing. Mrs. Hooper evidently thought ho was a very demonstrative man. "This is Mrs. Drake," said William, when ho succeeded in getting his brother away from Mrs. Hooper. Joseph attempted to bow, trod on tho baby's toes, and came near fainting with fright when tho cherub set up a doleful wail. "And this is Mrs. Parks, said his brother, indicating the woman who came to tho baby's rescue. As her hands seemed tq be pretty well occupied with the baby, band shaking couldn't very well be indulged in, so Joseph bowed several times, "hoped she was well and wished for a better acquaintance," in a deep and solemn voice, after which he fell into the nearest chair, and longed to commit suicide. William watched his opportunity. When he caught Joseph's eye, he nodded toward tho woman with tho baby, and whispered, "the widow." "Good gracious!" thought Joseph. "A young one, too, and it calls me father! It's no use to hold out, if she goes for me, and she will I know it. Tho young one's instinct tells it what's in the mind, and that's why it came to call me 'Papa!' Dear me! It's coming this way. It's looking at me. I'm in for it." "Papa, papa," cried tho "young one," putting np her hands for Joseph to take her. "You musn't mind her," said Mrs. Parks with the prettiest blush he thought ho had ever seen. "She calls almost every gentlemen papa, since her father died." "I I don't mind it much if if you don't," stammered Joseph, at which she blushed up rosier than before. The child insisted on coming to him. He had never felt quite so awkward as ho did when she climbed on his knee. Ho was afraid to touch her. Children and china always seemed to him to be composed of the same fragilo material. He was afraid of breaking them. Ho felt that the ladies were watching him, and wanting to laUgh. He knew thnt his face looked like a boiled ham, and it seemed as if the thermometer had gone up to 100 degrees in the shade. Never theksj, he lived thiough it. "She's real nice," lie confessed to the bedpost that night, that piece of furni ture bearing the closest resemblance to something human of anything in his room. "I b'lieve I'd like to to marry her, but I'd never dare to ask her." Cold chills ran down his back at the thought. In less than two days Mr. Joseph Brown was in love. Deeply and sentimentally in love. So much so, in fact, that he picked up a rose tho widow had dropped, and took it to his room, where he sat and looked at it for an hour before he realized what he was doing. "You poor old fool!" he said, address ing his reflection in the glass. "You're done for, ain't you ! It takes widows to fetch a man to time. I've always heard so, and now I know it." Then ho sighed. During the next two weeks Joseph found the courage to get better ac quainted with Mrs. Parks than he had ever been with any . woman, save his mother. But whenever he thought of asking her to marry him, he couldn't help feeling afraid of her. The "Fourth" came. There was to be a picnic, and all the family and guests were going, except Mrs. Parks, who said Pose was so much trouble she'd rather stay at home. Joseph had intended to go, but he suddenly changed his mind and said he should stay at home. "Got a headache," ho explained, gruf fly, and concisely, to William. He also told the same outrageous fib to Mrs. Parks, who smiled as if she saw through his excuses, at which Joseph colored up and "felt as if he had been stealing sheep," he told himself. "These wid ows were so sharp you couldn't fool 'em there was no use in trying." "Of course I'm sorry you don't feel well," said Mrs. Parks, "but I'm glad I'm going to have company. We'll have a nice little dinner all to ourselves, and that'll be almost as pleasant as a picnic." "More so," answered Joseph with alacrity. "A great deal more so!" When the family and guests had taken their departure, he weDt downtown and bought strawberries and lemons, and green peas, and other good things for dinner, and a doll for liosie almost as large as that young lady was. "How kind you are," said Mrs. Parks. "Rosie, go and kiss Mr. Brown, aud tell him you thank him for the pretty doll." "Me t'ank 'ou," said ltosie, nodding her head toward Joseph. " 'Ou tiss 'im for me, mamma. Me t'un't now." At that the widow blushed, and so did Joseph. He hoped she would obey Rosie's orders, but she didn't. "Won't we have a jolly time," said Mrs. Parks, as she eat down on the veranda to hull the strawberries. "If you want to help, Mr. Brown, you can shell the peaa." "Thank you," said Mr. Rrown, hardly conscious of what he was saying. What a delightful little dinner tho petty widow got up. It seemed to him it was far ahead of any dinner he had ever partaken of before a perfect model of its kind. He wished she had to cook, his dinners for him as long as he lived. After dinner he suddenly proposed that they should take a ride. Tho widow assented, and away ho went after a horse and carriage. Kuch a delightful ride as it was. lie felt as if he might bo in heaven. True, he had little bashful spells, but they didn't last long. "You must have conquered your head ache," said tho widow, with a mischiev ous smile. "I did," answered Joseph. An awful desperation seized him. He felt pale, but ho also felt more courage than he had ever expected to bo able to call up in such an emergency as this. "It was my heart that troubled me most," ho stammered. "Heart disease!" exclaimed the widow, looking scared. "Dear me, Mr. Brown, I didn't think you was troubled that way. Have you had it long?" ' 'Ever since I came down to William's, " answered Joseph. "It it- came on the f first I saw you." "Oh, you funnyman I" cried the widow, all dimples and blushes. "I thought you were in earnest!" "I am," answered Joseph. "I want I I " snd then, all at once, he began to get scared and wnsn't accountable for whut followed. "I want to be Hosie's pa if she's willing, and you haven't any objections." Whnt the widow answered I can't say, but Rosie announced, on the return of the merry-makers that "he, (meaning Mr. Joseph Brown,) tissed mum ma one, two, free, lots o' times." At which the widow blushed, and poor Joseph felt as if he should faint, especially when Wil liam nudged him. and called him a "sly dog," and said he "began to smell a mice," and then proceeded to congratu late him as if everything was already settled. And I suppose it was. If not, they settled it shortly afterward, for when Joseph Brown went home, it waa as a msn of family. Eben E. Bexford, in Chicago ledger. The Peat Harvest in Ireland. Tho gathering of the peat harvest in many parts of the country is a matter of much importance to the inhabitants, a wet season seriously interfering with the necessary operations. The cutting com mences early in the season, as soon as the winter and spring rains have drained from off the surface. In Ireland a long narrow slip, measuring from three to six feet across, is cleared to the depth of a foot or so of the light, spongy peat and heather which form the surface. Ex tending back from this a certain space of surface called in some districts a swarth is leveled and prepared for the reception of the blocks of peat which, according as they are cut, are spread closely upon it to dry. The peat or t.urf, as it is almost invariably called in that country is cut in narrow rectangu lar blocks from a foot to eighteen inches in length. The implement used in cut ting called a slane somewhat re sembles a spade, with a flat piece of steel attached to the bottom at the right side, and extend ing forward at right angles. The blocks are cut from the mass with a downward thrust of the implement, the arms alone being used, without the as sistance of the loot, as in un ordinary spade. After the blocks have lain for some time, and the sides aud upper sur faces have dried somewhat, they are turned and then placed on end in small stacks, which are piled together in larger heaps after the drying process has ad vanced. The work of cutting, turning, aud stacking the peat is not such an un pleasant occupation as might be sup posed. It is cleanly work enough. There is no need to handle the peat in a wet state, though even then it does not stain or stick to the hands or person, and has no unpleasant smell. When it has dried somewhat it is light and clean, and easy to handle. It is unusual to cut the peat down to the level of tho soil beneath; tho produce of tho lower lay ers, although most valuable, as fuel, dry ing into hard and brittle fragments, which do not bear handling or removal. When the upper matter becomes ex hausted, the remainder is sometimes dug out, mixed with water, nnd kneaded with the hands and feet. It is then cut into square blocks and dried in the ordinary way. Tho peat bogs of Ire land ought to be a source of considera ble proiit to that country, and but for tho low heating power of peat, which rendors it unlit for use as fuel for manu facturing purposes, they would no doubt have long ago led to the development in that country of industrial and manufac turing activity similar on a small scale to that produced by coal in England. To remedy this defect in peat as a fuel, vari ous processes have been tried for com pressing it, so as to get rid of the large percentage of wuter always present in even the best dried samples. These ex periments have not, up to the present, met with any great success when tried ou a large scale. Well-diied peat con tains as much as !20 per cent, of wuter, and even when most of this is expelled, unless the peat is rendered compact and waterproof by some process, its spongy texture causes it to reabsorb a large pro portion of moisture from the atmosphere. Chamber' Journal. Fifty years ago the average weight of beef cattle was eight hundred pounds, and now it is 1,400. Fertile land can be purchased in Mex ico at thirty cents an acre. THE CASTLE IN THE AIR. HOW A WASHIJTOTOW VETERA LIVE 3 Iir A TUBE. "Airy natlr'' and 1 1 One Armed Oc rt.pn.nt A House Ibat Swy With Kverr lirreze. One of the suburban curiosities of Washington, writes a Cleveland (Ohio) l'laiiiieiUr correspondent, is "Airy castle," situated at Mount Pleasant, a mile north of tho boundary. Its name is not a misnomer. It is a veritable "castle in the air." Its sole occupant is A. B. Hayward, a clerk in the pension office. Ho is known about town as "the man who lives in a tree." During the war ho was a first sergeant in the second New Hampshire regiment, and served three years in the army of the Potomac. At Cold Harbor a bullet shattered his right arm, nnd before night it had been amputated near the shoul der. He ha3 become exceedingly skill ful in the use of his .left hand, lie writes neatly nnd rapidly, and manages to do almost everything that other men do with their two arms, except to play base ball. He has been in the pension office for many years, and is one of the most faithful and efficient men in the bureau. He is a bachelor. Two years ago he conceived the idea of living in a tree, ne had grown tired of boarding house life and the close, hot air of tho city in summer. Looking about he found a place that seemed fa vorable for carrying out his scheme, a little way outside the boundary and half a mile from his present location. An in terview with a carpenter resulted in the building of a platform twelve feet square, in a clump of trees, fifteen feet from the ground. On this platform he pitched a tent, and there he lived for a year. Ac cess to his eyrie was had by means of a ladder, which every night he pulled up after him. He took his meals at a house hard by. He found this life so pleasant and healthful that a year ago he deter mined to build him a castle in the air upon a larger scale. He bought four or five acres of ground whero lie now is. There is i sharp declivity, studded with large oak trees, just where a pretty street iroin the village or Mount Pleasant loses itself. Here in tho encircling arms of these great oaks, thirty-five feet Irom the ground, where the latter is lowest, looking from a distance like an over grown birdsncst, is "Airy Castle." "Come right up !" cheerly called out Mr. Hayward to myself and a couple of lady friends, the other evening. We had gone out in response to a hearty in vitation to visit the castle. We went up by a steep, inclosed stairway, and found ourselves on a firm, smooth floor among the thick branches of the trees. On every hand were the buds just bursting into leaf under the gentle breath of spring. The air was sweet, pure and exhilarating. After cordially welcom ing us, he said : "Please excuse me a few minutes while I eat my dinner, which is just ready. Make yourselves perfectly at home, within or without the castle, and I will soon rejoin you." With that he dodged down a little stairway beside the trunk of a tree, into a big box that seemed to be hung under the plaiiorm. This was his dining room and kitchen. A colored boy was bob bing around making LiT.3e,.i"'e,o:'".".y useful. The clatter of dishes and the odor of good coffee gave evidence of activity in tho commissary department. We wandered obout the platform, which is fifty feet long and thirty feet wide, with a high railing around the edge and seats at frequent intervals. After taking in the beautiful view of village, hill aud forest, we entered the castle itself. It is octagonal in form, longer one way than the other. Its extreme dimensions are thirteen by nine feet. The walls are of wood, neatly and strongly built to tne height of four feet. From this point rises a double roof of canvas, securely fastened and firmly sup ported by poles. The interior is most charmingly cosy and attractive. "Isn't., this lovely?" was the duet uttered by the feminine voices as we entered. Darkjfess was just settling down. A lnmpshone brightly upon the novel scene. The walls are profusely adorned with pic tures, and little shelves and brackets here and there contain little articles of bric-a-brac. A comfortable looking bed stretched across one end. Three or four unique chairs and a hassock or two are disposed about the room. Upon tho small table is a register in which visitors enter their names. Glancing over this I saw the names of many prominent citi zens of Washington; Congressmen and officials who had called to enjoy the hos pitalities of "Airy Castle." Mr. Hayward soon entered with his right sleeve hanging enty by his side. His face beamed with smiles. He seemed like one who was at peace with all the world, and hud just had a good dinner. F"or half an hour he entertained us de lightfully, telling us in reply to our questions all about his life in the tree tops. "How did you spend the long, severe winter?" I asked. "I doubt," he replied, "if any person in Washington was any more comfortable and happy than I was. You see that little oil stove there? Well, that kept the castle warm during the coldest weather. When the snow lay thick upon the ground aud the wind howled through the trees, swaying my cot tage to and fro, I was as snug aud comfortable as you can imagine. Yes, I am rocked about some when the wind is high, but I like it. It is some like being on a vessel at sea. Perhaps you have noticed that this platform is not fastened to the trues. It is built closely around them, but is sup ported by lurge posts resting upon the ground. Ho the castle is perfectly se cure, and when the wind rocks me about I just lie down and enjoy it. Every week during the summer hund reds of people go out from Washington to get a view uf Airy castle. On Sun days the number of visitors is very large many more thin it is possible for him to invite up to his fairy nest. At times the crowd is so great as to be an abso lute annoyance. He is now engaged in fortifying himself by putting a high board fence around his domain. lie says he is going to raise grapes. Just before we loft he invited us to visit his dining room, which the colored boy had "put to rights" after the din ner. Descending a luddcrlike stairway we found ourselves in a box about ten feet long by seven feet wide. Near the bottom of the ladder is a large, rugged oak limb, which we stooped low to pass under. The place is fitted up with all the accessories of a well appointed culi nary establishment. Everything is as neat as a pin. A spring near the foot of one of the trees furnishes excellent water. This is Airy castle, and here among the leaves, healthy and contented, lives this one-armed veteran of the war. He has for pets two nimble squirrels, and 1 bird dog keeps watch while he sleeps. The wild birds build their nests around him, and waken him with their morning songs. After breakfast a walk of half a mile takes him to the street cars, and a ride of twenty miles lands him at the door of the pension office. The Tenkis. The winters on the eastern shores of the Caspian sea are generally mild, and even during the severest portions of the y ear toward tho end of February tne snow rarely lies on the ground very long at a time. But about twice a month they are apt to have sudden and violent storms from the westward, somewhat resembling our Western cyclones. This Caspian storm is called the tenkis, and is thus described by a recent traveler who spent a winter at Gumush Tepe, where he experienced its effects : "The first time I witnessed ono I was excessively puzzled to understand the movements of the inhabitants immedi ately before the storm struck the village. It was about 2 o'clock in the afternoon , the sun was shining brightly, and the sky was without a cloud. All at once I observed persons pointing hurriedly to ward the distant Caspian horizon, where a thin, white line of flying mist was per ceptible, which rose higher at each, mo ment, approaching us with rapid pace. In the village itself the wind was blow ing from an opposite direction, and the mist clouds along the Elburz range were moving toward the west, while the ad vancing scud was still so very indistinct as to bo unobservable by the unaccus tomed eye. I saw men and women in frantic haste, flinging ropes over the tops of the kibitkas, and lashing the op posite extremities to stout wooden pegs firmly embedded in the ground close to the wall of the dwelling. "In the meantime, within my resi dence, old Dourdi, muttering prayers in most anxious tones, was propping his boat hook and several other poles of equal size against the spring of the dome, and planting the lower one firmly in the ground. I could make neither head nor tail of all these preparations, and was still more confounded and amazed by seeing all the women of the community rushing to the bank of the river, somo Carrying a pitcher in each hand, others with eno'mous single ones strapped upon their backs. These, with feverish haste, they filled with water, and hurrying with them to their houses, again issued forth with other vessels for a fresh supply. Every one was too busily engaged to give me any further auswer to my demands as to what it all meant, than to exclaim : "Thetenkis! the tenkis!' "By this time the jagged white mist had risen high above the horizon, and was rapidly veiling the western sky. Flocks of sea gulls and other aquatic birds flew inland, screaming and shriek ing loudly. Ere long I saw that the clouds along the mouutain ceased their westward movement, staggered, reeled, and ultimately partook of the movement of the advancing scud. Great sand clouds came whirling toward us from the beach, and in another instant the storm burst upon us, accompanied by a tre mendous downpour of rain. "The kibitka into which I rushed for shelter quivered and shook under its in fluence, and I thought that at each mo ment it would go over bodily. The westerly edge was lifted some inches from tho ground with each fresh gust, and the eagerness with which ropes were houled taut, and storm-props made fast by the inmates hanging with all their weight from their upper portions, re minded one of a scene on board a vessel at sea during a violent tempest. "I was gazing through a crevice in the felt walls out over the plain in an east ward direction, where some camels, laden with gruss and hay, were hurrying for ward to gain shelter before being over taken in the open. 1 could see theit loads seized upon by the storm gusts, and scut whirling far and wide, and to a height of a hundred feet. "This storm -continued an hour; but it was only when it had passed, and the in habitants had leisure to speak to me, that 1 could make out the meaning of the hurried rush to the river for water. It appears that when the tenkis blows, the sea-water is forced up into the river, rendering it unlit for human consump tion, often for hours together, and it is with a view of secuiiug a supply fot household use that a rush is made to the banks as soon us the jagged mist appeari upon the horizon." There is nothiug half so sweet in life as to arrive at your girl's house in time to find out that the bu'l dog bus satisfied his appetite ou the other fellow who got there ahead of you.J'uei-. Something that will bear looking into A microscope Verrkk. REST. Silence sleeping on a waste of ocean Sundown westward traileth a red streak, One white sea-bird, poised with scare a motion, Challenges the stillness with n shriek; Challenges the stillness upward wheeling Where some tall cliff containeth her rude nest, For the shadows o'er the waters they Come stealing, And tliey whisper to the silence, " There is Rest." pm where the broad Zambesi river Glides away into some Bhadowy lagoon, , Lies the antelopoand hears the leaflet quiver, Shaken by tho sultry breath of noon Hears the sluggish water ripple in its flow ing, Feels the atmosphere with its fragrance all opprest ; Dreams his dreams, and the sweetest is th knowing That above him and about him there ii Rest. Centuries have faded into shadow, Earth is fertile with the dust of man's de cay Pilgrims all they were to some bright Eldo rado, But they weaned and they fainted by the way. Some were sick with the surf eiture of pleasure, Some were bowed beneath a care-encum-bored breast, But they all trod in turn Life's stately measure, $ And they all paused by times to wonder, Is there rest? Look, oh, Man, to the limitless hereafter, When thy Sense shall be lifted from its dust, When thine Anguish shall be melted into Laughter, When thy Love shall be Bevered from its Lust; ben thy Spirit shall be sanctified with seeing The ultimate dim Thule of the Blest, nd the passion-haunted fever of thy Being Shall be drifted in an Universe ot Rest HUMOR OF Tilt DAY. A matter of taste Strong butter. A host in himself The innkeeper. A country seat Tho milking-stool. High living has just killed a circus giraffe. Courier-Journal. Can a honey-moon bo enjoyed on the last quarter? Pittsburg Telegraph. When an Afghan is tanned by the s .a lie really doesn't care, but when he is tanned by a Russian it is more than he can bear. New York Journal. A Newport girl fell asleep in church. Sunday, and dreamed aloud, saying: "Oh, he skates too awfully nice for any thing." Kentucky State Journal. Than be a noted doctor I'd rather be a dancer; I'd hate to have 'em saying I didn't know a cancer. Courier-Journal. It is a remarkable fact that a young man never slips down in a slushy street except when a pair of pretty girls are looking at him. llockland Courier. Lard may be weak and cheese be flat And eggs go for a Bong; But the man who deals in butter laughs. For butter's always strong. Boston Courier. "This is the sole answer I can give to your proposal, sir," said old Mummibags, as he politely assisted young Highcollar down the steps six at a time. tit. Paul Herald. "How can I find out all about the young lady to whom I am engaged?" asks a prospective benedict. Has she younger brother? If so, consult him. Boiton Pout. He was their rich old uncle, With great big piles of tin, And they resolved that be should die, That they might ruke it in. They didn't go and mix him Any poisoned tea to drink, But just gave him a ticket, To a roller-skating rink. Chicago- tribune. "It is as plain as the noso on your face, and there's no excuse for you over looking it," o.claimod a husband whose wife hud forgotten to reduce the size of his button hole in his shirt collar. "But, deary, how can I help overlooking the nose on my face?" was the patient and placating answer that set him wild. Pitttburg Chronicle. TDK ATTRACTION THAT WAS THEIHC "You've conn from the rink," said the maiden fair To the youth who was on her waiting; "Pray, tell me what's the attraction there To-night is it funcy skating!" He rublwd his spine, and his face betrayed ilif bosom's agitation; "The same old attraction is there," he said, "The attraction of gravitation." Boston Courier. A Baby Camel. One of the most interesting curiosities of Baltiuioio recently was a baby camel. It was in Druid Hill park, aud Calpa was the name of its proud mother. The youngster when standing is about four feet high, and is thinly covered with wooly hair ot a very dark color, the huir on the head, legs and hump being black. The lurge bluck eyes and long, goose-shaped head give the animal a very comical appearance. The legs are almost lis long now as they will ever be, aud the hump is u jolly little muss of fat that rolls about under one's hand, and trembles like a bowl of jelly. Its mouth is us tender us thnt of a new-born babe, and the gums are soft and pink. It spends most of its time lying down, and .when roused up and kept on its feet it shuts its eyes and persists iu dozing off aguiu. It cries when huugry or lonesome not unlike a Jiumun baby. Its cry is "Me-a, a-e-a," in ulhin, mpmuky voice." Yuutlit Com fx n urn. ,