imiGHT AND LAUGHABLE.
8UM0B0T7S BIETCHES TAKE If FSOM
OUR EICHAHOE3,
rnrlltr A Wrrldlnflr riiKlnm He
mi Id Hold I p 111 llrad Writ"
tea H IllRik Ink, l ie, I c-
Littlo Dick "Is you going to bo my
now brother?''
Mr. De Kich (accepted suitor) "Yes,
my little follow."
"You is goin' to got hitched to my
Bister, ain't you?"
"Your lovoly sister nnd I are ere long
to be united iu the holy bonds of matri
mony." "I d likoto see 'em."
"See what?"
"The bonds. Sister hss been blowin'
about how many you have to everybody
what comes." Call,
A Wedding Cnnlom.
"I'm going to get married, " said he,
as he placed a hand upon the counter as
large as a Dutch chceso, "and I want a
wedding cake."
"It is customary," said the pretty
bakery girl, "nowadays to have the ma
terials of the cake harmonize with the
calling of the bridegroom. For a musi
cian we have an oat oako, for a man
who has no calling and lives upon his
friends, tho sponge cake, for a newspaper
paragrapher, spice cake, and so on ; what
is your calling, please?"
"I'm a pugilist."
"Then you want pound cake." Bos
ton Courier
II Conld Hold ( p Hla Head.
"I tell you what it is, Mrs. Jinks,"
eaid that lady's husband, wrathfully, "I
don't want you or any other man to say
I'm crooked in my dealings."
"Who said you were," she answered,
ulkily.
"You did, madam, when you inti
mated that I had money, and lied to
keep you from using it. I want to tell
you, madam, I can hold my head up any
where." "That's nothing," she snapped out.
"Ain't it? I think it's inoro than a
great many husbands can say."
"No, it isn't, cither, if their heads
wore as empty and light as yours Is."
Jinks adjourned the meeting. Merchant-
Traveler.
Written in Mark Ink.
, A funny story concerning some poli
ticians in the Thirteenth district is afloat.
Ex-Alderman James Pearson has an inti
mate personal and political friend named
Dr. Gilbert, a district politician of some
repute. One day, not long ago, Dr.
Gilbert called on Mr. Pearson and told
him he had a friend whom he wanted to
have appointed a driver on the Twenty
third street railroad.
"Oh! that's all right," said the alder
man. "I'll give him a letter to McLean,
the superintendent, ind that will fix
him all right."
The alderman wrote a letter,
which satisfied Dr. Gilbert, and il was
turned over to the would-be driver,
who in due course of time handed it
to Superintendent McLean. The superin
tendent read it and told the applicant
there was no vacancy on the lino at that
time. Sorao time afterward Alderman
Pearson. Dr. Gilbert, and a number of
other politicians were gathered in the
Utah House, and the conversation turned
on the trouble omceholders had In pro
viding places for their constituents.
"But I've got the railroad business
down fine," said Alderman Pearson. " I
know McLean, the superintendent of the
Twenty-third street railroad, and when
a man wants a position on that, line I
give him a letter to M )Lean. AVhen it's
written in black ink McLean knows he
needn't give himself any trouble about
it, but when I use red ink McLean knows
I want the man appointed."
"Oh, ho," said Dr. Gilbert, looking
queerly at the alderman. " I see, I see.
The letter you gave me the other day
was written in black ink."
The crowd roared, and when the jolly
alderman tried to explain the croA only
Toared the louder. Neto York I'inD.
Precept and Example.
"Papa, what is meant by always hit
ting the nail on the head, in daily life?"
' "It simply means, my son, that you
should come directly to tho point in all
your dealings with the world."
"But how, papa?"
"Well, let me see. Hum! Ah, I
have it! Pain out to the shed and get
me a nail, a hammer and a pine block."
"Here they are, papa."
"Very good. Kow I will place the
block on my knee so. Then I will hold
the nail all rea3v for being driven into
the block so. Now take the hammer
and strike the nail directly on the head
and it will enter the block. If you
striko all around the nail, without hit
ting it, your blows will be wasted. Are
you ready, my son?"
"Yes, papa."
"Then go!"
; I"
"Put that arnica bottle back in its
place, and then spend the est of the
afternoon rilling tho wood-box. If I
catch you shirking I'll baste you within
an inch of your life. Do you hear?"
"But, papa was the blow wasted?"
Detroit Journal.
The Itumlnntlng Kim,
A solemn-visaged old ram, with long
wool, was ono day browsing in a valley
with a larrro number of unimals. and
after the weather had been duly dis
cussed, he remarked:
"Now, just look at this suit of
clothes. Here's something strict! v first-
class. You don't pick up raiment like
this on this road. I'm sorry you fellows
can't dress iu this style, but it can't be
helped. Yen see 1 um a stylish gentle
niuu by nature. My clothes are the
cynosure of all eyes."
The uuiinals passed ou without re
plying. In a few tlas the sheep-shear
ing took place, and the old rain, along
with the other sheep, was deprived of.
his lleeey garments, and made to look j
very naked and homely. Soon after this I
humiliating experience he met the uni- !
mals in w hose presence he hail boasted ;
of his line c lothes.
'W tV Maj.ir," remarked the Goat, I
addrt.si.ig tho lium, "you seem to be j
stripped fur a Turkish bath." i
"Ves, und 1 congratulate him on the'
prospect," obseived the Bear.' i
"Ouantum mutatusab illiaj'' exclaimed
a young Ass, j:ist from college, ns he
nipped a mouthful of prass with classic
grace;
discouraged, old fel-
low."
"Tho
prize fight
amiable sai
ms to bo stripped for a
ercd the liuzzard, witn
"I've Vr jth of this," retorted
tho Rir. fjk. of offended dignity.
"I'll butt tn U?o out of tho next ono of
you that says anything more on the sub
ject. My cast oil garments are worth
more in tho market than tho whole car
CRsses of you. It is not good tnsto to
wear tho samo suit of clothes till you
wear it out. You aro evidently very ig
norant of the ways of good society."
Moral: This fable teaches that the
lamp of philosophy shines brightest
against a somber background of adverse
circumstances. Life.
Bill Arp on Farming.
It's a wonder to me, says Bill Arp in
tho Atlanta Constitution, that everybody
don't go to farming. Lawyers and doc
tors have to sit about town and play
checkers, and talk politics nnd wait for
somebody to quarrel or fight, or get sick ;
clerks and bookkeepers figure and mul
tiply, and count until they get to count
ing stars, nnd the Mies on ttie ceiling,
and the peas in tho uisli, and tho How-erg
on tho papering; the jeweler sits by his
window all tho year round, working on
little wheels, and tho mechanic strikes
the samo kind of a lick every day. These
people do notbclon? to themselves; they
are all penned up like convicts in a chain
gang; they can't take a day nor an hour
for recreation, for thev are the servants
of their employers. There is no profes
sion that gives a man such freedom, such
latitude, and such a variety of employ
ment as farming.
There's no monotony upon the farm.
There's something new every day, and
tho changing work brings into action
every muscle in the human frame. We
plow nnd hoc, nnd harrow and sow, nnd
gather it in at harvest time. We look
after the horses and cows, the pigs and
sows, nnd the rams and tho lambs, and
the chickens and tho turkeys and geese.
We cut our own wood, and raise our own
bread and meat, and don't have to be
stingy of it like city folks. A friend,
who visited us not lon ago, wrote back
from tho town that his grate don't seem
bigger than tho crown ot his hat since
ho sat by our great big friendly fire
place. I may be mistaken, but it seems to me
a littlo higher grade of happiness to look
out upon the green fields of wheat and
the leafing trees and blue mountains in
the distance, and hear tho dove cooing
to her mate, and the whipporwiil sing a
welcome in the night, and hunt flowers
and bubby blossoms with the children,
and make whistles for 'em nnd hear 'em
blow, and see 'cm get after a jumpin'
frog or a garter snake, nnd hunt hen's
nests and paddle in the branch and get
dirty and wet all over, and watch their
penitent and subdued expression when
they go home, as Mrs. Arp looks at 'cm
with amusement and exclaims : "Mercy
on me; did ever a poor mother have
such a set I Will I ever get done making
clothes? Put these on right clean this
morning, and not another clean rag in
the house ! Go get me a swith, right
straight, go! I will not stand it!" But
she will stand it, and they know it es
pecially if I remark. "Yes, they ought
to be whipped." That saves 'em, and
by the time the switch comes the tempest
is over, and some dry clothes are found,
and if there is any cake in the house
they get it. Blessed mother I fortunate
ohildren! What would they do without
her. Why her very scolding is music
In their tender ears. I'm thankful that
there are some things that corner in the
domestic circle that Wall street cannot
buy nor money kings depress.
The Symptoms of Hydrophobia.
The first symptom of hydrophobia is
a sulky disposition. The dog slinks
away under a bed or lounge when in the
house, or into the darkest corner of his
kennel, or under an outhouse, and tries
to escape notice. When called out he
comes unwillingly, and goes back as
soon as possible. He is very nervous,
and frequently rearranges his litter and
skulks about from one corner to another.
His eyes show the change that is coming
on. l)ors sick with any disease are apt
to seek dark corners,but in hydrophobia
they are invariably restless. The next
symptom is temporary hallucination. He
seems to hear something, and jumps up
and runs to the spot, or snaps in the va
cant air as if for a ily, or stands in an
attitude of expectation. This symptom
is often overlooked, or, it noticed, is
ignorantly supposed to indicate a return
of health. Another symptom is a de
praved appetite. He ceases to take his
natural food, and swallows bits of wood,
old leather, and all kinds of filth. The
voiee of the dog is then changed,
becoming hoarse and lower in
tone, beginning with a single open bark,
followed by three or four diminishing
howls from tho bottou of the throat.
The snliva, which at first is abundant,
dries down and becomes ropy. Tho dog
I tries to clear it from bis throat, and acts
i as if ho had a bone fast in his teeth.
.Many people have been fatally bitten
when trying to help a dog get the im
aginary boue out. Folio A'ing this come
tho paroxysms of fury which causes him
to fly at everything he meets and death
follows from exhaustion if the disease ia
allowed to run its course.
A common and dangerous error about
hydrophobia is that the dog cannot and
will not drink water. I he dor drinks
frequently until the fatal paroxysms are
upon him, and even when he is unable to
swallow he will thrust his nose deep into
the water iu his fierce desire to drink.
He will often obey his master and re
ceive und give carresses until the last
stages, and will even submit to punish
ment when liable at itny moment to Ily
into au ungovernable fury. .
The poison will uot usually remain in
active more than three mouths in an an
imal which has been bitten by a mad
deg; but unquestioned cases are on rec
ord where animals have gone mad eigh
teen mouths after they were bitten. Peo
ple dislike to kill favorite dogs; but
safety demands that un animal that, has
beeu bitten by u strauge or suspicious
dog should be killed. Aetc York Sun.
The 8uuplyiug of Kpouges for the soft
flesh of vveultliy ami high-fed New York
ers lias become quite a trade iu itself.
Cup-shaped sponges of fine, texture sell
os high as 415 to J0.
do bo
WISE WORDS.
Behavior is a mirror in which every
ono shows his imago.
A latent discontent is tho secret spur
of all our enterprises.
Self-preservation is tho first law of na
ture, but too many in this world act as if
it wcro tho only ono.
The more able a man is, if he makes
ill use of his abilities, the more danger
ous will he bo to tho commonwealth.
Idlers cannot even find time to be
idle, or tho industrious to be at leisure.
We must bo always doing or suffering.
If a man is quick-tempered, you had
better go to tho other side of the road
until tho paroxysm is over; if he is sirl
len go to tho other side of the street and
stay there.
What makes us like new acquaintances
is not so much any weariness of our old
one, or tho pleasure of change, as dis
gust at not being sulliciently admired by
thoso who know us too well, and tho
hope of being more so by those who do
not know so much of us.
A plain man often looks with envy on
one who has risen to place nnd power;
but if he could sec all tho steps that have
been taken to bring him there, or nil the
perplexities that surround him now that
he is there, he would not barter his
present piece of mind for the coveted
greatness.
What Ono Tree Can Do.
There is a tree in Madagascar of which
thfl natives make their houses. What of
that? Well, it is not anything extra
ordinary, is it? We have Bevcral kinds
of trees in this country any one of which
can be used for making houses too.
But then it is principally of tho leaves
of this Madagascar tree that tho houses
are built, and that is odd. Indeed, be
fore we havo told all about this tree it
will be seen that thore are few trees in
the world half so wonderful as it is.
When it is growing it looks like a
gigantic palm-leaf fan. The trunk is
bare to the top, from which tho enor
mous leaves ail spring. These loaves do
not branch out in every direction, but
stand up side by side, so that they form
a half circle, and give tho fan-like ap
pearance. It is the middle rib of the great leaf
that is used for making walls and parti
tions of. The ribs are twined together
very much as willoiv is with us iu basket
making. The part of tho leaf that is
left after taking the rib out is used for
thatching tho roof with. Of course such
a house is not a very grand one.
The good tree has not done all it can
yet, however. Th native of Madagas
car likes to have his house carpeted, and
so ho applies io his tree. He strips oil
the bark in one great piece, stretches it
out, beats it with round stones, and
dries it, and, behold! n thick soft car
pet as wide as four breadths of Brussels
carpet and from twenty to thirty feet
long.
Still the good work of the tree is not
exhausted. There comes a long hot and
very dry season every year in that part
of tho world, and the wells refuse to
give any water. Then the tree is ready,
and the thankful man goes to it. With
his spear he makes a hole at the base of
one of the great leaves, nnd out spouts
a stream of fresh, pure, and almost .ice
cold water. Each leaf has about a quart
of water to yield up, and no matter how
hot or dry the weather, it never fails.
But even yet the good tree has a ser
vice to perform. When the dry season
comes around, the houses very naturally
become dry too, and then they take fire
very easily. Of course there are no fire
engines there, nor any pumps even, and
so a fire might easily spread and burn
down a whole village if there were
not
always at hand an extinguisher of some
sort. There stands the tree, with its
leaves charged with water, and when a fire
occurs the men run and tear off the
leaves, and with them beat the burning
house. The water runs out, and the fire
yields.
There, then, is a tree which gives to
man his house, his carpet, his fountain
of pure water, and his fire-extinguisher.
The botanioal name of this friend of man
is Urania speciosa ; the common name is
"Traveler's Tree " and a foolish name
it is, too, for it is more a tree for the
native than for the traveler. Harper1
Young I'eople.
Greenland Vegetables.
In Greenland attempts have been made
to raise some of the common plants of
European gardens. At the Danish sta
tion of Godthaab, close to the open sea,
turnips, radishes, lettuces and parsley
are almost the only plants that can be
cultivated with any success. The turnip,
indeed, requires a favorable summer to
produce anything like tolerable speci
mens. The cabbages are scarcely wor
thy of the name; but at two inland ra
tions up the fjord, about thirty miles
narth of Godthaab, the climate is strik
ingly different. Here, Dr. Kink informs
us, turnips alwayj come to perfection;
carrots prosper well, and attain a fair
size; and cabbages, though unable to
develop thick stalks, yet produce tolera
bly large leaves, which the provident
Danes stow away for winter use.
Attempts have been made to cultivate
potatoes, but the tubers never attain n
size larger than marbles, and are only
grown and eaten as curiosities. Under
the most favorable circumstances green
peas only produce shells, in which the
peas are barely recognizable. This
is within the Arctic circle, or at
least on its immediate borders. In South
(ireenland the sight of the old Norse
men's settlements horticulture is prac
tised under more favorable circum
stances. At some of the posts, in about
the same latitude as Christiana, good
carrots have been produced, and iu a
forcing frame strawberries have grown
well, and yielded fruit for several years,
but they afterward died, owing proba
bly to the seventy of the climate.
At Julianshaab turnips often attain
a weight of half a pound, and nre fit for
table in the middle of July. Radishes
are tit to be eaten in the middle of June.
Rhubarb grows pretty vigorously, and
can be raised from seeds. Green
cabbage attains a good size, but never
the normal taste and pungency of the
vegetable. At Jukobshavn, Dr. Pfall
used to raise a few radishes, and the lo
cality being sheltered, the tiny patch of
earth on tho rocks, which iu that remote
place passed for a garden, produced
"crops" almost as luxuriant as Godthaab
in the south.
Wisdom dwells in blue skies and
broad sunshine, and the wido hills and
tho infinite waters; in pence of mind and
freedom, and the worsL" .of tho earth.
Ho is poverty-stricken who is so ab
sorbed in tho one little enclosure of
which ho holds tho title deed that he
loses his grasp on tho bending universe.
Tho total population ruled by tho
cznr was in Wl 100, lias, 342.
Wonders Never Cease.
Frofessor C. Donaldson, New Orleans,
La., proprietor of Museums, who suf
fered eighteen yenrs with rheumatic
pains, states he has spent ten thousand
dollars to get cured. After trying doc
tors, famous baths, eloctric appliances
and legions of liniments without relief,
ho triod St. Jacob's Oil, which com
pletely cured him. It is a wonderful rem
edy, ho says, nnd he has sold his crutches.
To quarrel with a superior is injurious ;
with an equal is doubtful; with an in
ferior, sordid and baso; with any, full
of unquietncss.
"That Miss Jones Is a nice-looking ctrl,
isn't sliof"
"Yen. and Bho'd be the bollo of tho town If
it wasn't for ono thing."
"W bat's thatr
"Slio ling catarrh so bad it is unpleasant to
lie near her. She has tried a dozen things
and nothing helps her. I am sorry, for I
like her, but that doesn't make It any less
disagreeable for ono to be around hor."
Now, if arte had used Dr. page's Catarrh
Remedy, there would have been nothing of
tho kind said, for it will cure catarrh every
time.
Tub forests of SeoUand yield 10,003 deer
annually.
llnrtholdl'a Ktatne fMhrrfy Enlightening
ihu Worn!"
will be a reminder of personal liberty for
ages to come. On just as sure a foundation
has Dr. Pierce's "Oolden Medical Discovery"
been placed, and it will stand through the cy
cles of time as a monument to the physical
emancipation of thousands, who by it use
have lieen relieved from consumption, con
sumptive night-sweats, bronchitis, coughs,
spitting of blood, weak lungs, and other
throat andjimg affections;
KciitNTrsTS hold seventeen distinct theo
ries as to the cause of earthquakes.
Nervous debility, premature de
cline of power iu either sex, 8eedily and per
manently cured. I.argo book, three letter
stamps. Consultation tree. World's Dispen
sary Medical Aswx-intion, Buffalo, N. Y.
Tbk courts of France, it is said, consider
it a libel to overestimate a lady'B age.
Fob riYsrersiA, indisertiom, depression of spir
its aud general debility in their various forms,
also m a preventive axainxt fever aud nguo and
other intermittent ft vers, the "Forro-Phosphor-ted
Elixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell,
Hazard A Co., New York, and sold by all Drug
gists, is the best tonic ; and for patients recover
ing from feveror other sickness it has no equal.
"lionqh an Hut.
Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flios.ant,bed
bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Drgta.
They are clean, sweet and thorough in ac
tion, cure pain, strengthen weak parts and
act instantly. Call fo a Hop Piaster. U5a
"nucha Palbn."
Quick, complete cure, all Kidney, Bid der
and Urinary Diseases, Scalding, Irritation,
titune,Gravel, Catarrh of bladder. $ 1. Druggists,
A highly perfumed Soap will not heal or
cure skin diseases, neither will it beautify and
soften face and hands; try "Boesou's Aromat
ic Alum Sulphur Soap." 35 cents by Drug
gists, or by mail. Win. Dreydoppel, Phila., Pa.
llenrt Pnlna.
Palpitation, Dropsical Swellings, Dizziness,
Indigestion, Headache, Sleeplessness cured by
"Wells' Health Kenewer."
Krnzer Axle CSrvnao.
The Frazer Axle Urease is the best and, in
trinsically, the cheapest. Don't work your
horses to death by using poor grease. Try it
If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isnao
Thompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it 26c,
"Itoncn en Corns."
Ask for Wells' "Rough on Corns. "15c. Com
plete cure. Hard or soft corns, warts bunions.
Therk are nearly a million more females
"ian males in Great Britaiu.
for r-xir.
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For t.oou Purponps.
Mrs. A. M. Dauphin of Ridge Ave.
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that city from the great good she has done by
moans of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound. She writes Mrs. Pinkbam ot a
recent interesting case. "A young married
lady came to me suffering with a severe caso
of Prolapsus and Ulceration. She commenced
taking the Compound and in two months was
fully restored. Iu proof of this she soon
found herself in an interesting condition. In
fluenced by foolish friends she attempted to
evade the responsibilities of maternity. After
ten or twelve days she came to me again and
she was indeed in a most alarming state and
suffered terribly. I gave her a tablespoonf ul
of the comiKJund every hour for eight hours
until she feel asloep, she awoke much relieved
and evidently 1h)Uci She continued taking
the Compound, and in due teason she became
the mother ot a tine healthy boy. But for the
timely use of the medicine she believes her
life would have been hist
Thin remedy contain no injurious drug.
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TmtR are iJOO,000,000 Mohammedans in the
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Thk weight of an ostrich egg is equal to
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A Good Appetite
Alwnrvomiiilc! HUdJlioaHli, knit IU kbnennsllf
(Urates that Kimrlbltiu IS wrnntfi At this annaon
nearly errrr On beedii aninlhiAK to forty and
hsnien the kwwtii. which ts lrtkt In tits rfobllltk
ttiiR eflorta of chaiiKlnn wokthor. For this purposs
thpro I nothing miiKTlor to Hood's Snr"iarlll. It
k)o piirifloi tho blood, promotes health? action at
the dlitnsttro organ", and Ktvos strength to the whol
bodjr. Tate It now.
"When t began takina Itond'k Hamanartlla I was
(lisny when I sot tip In Ills moniltiRi had a hasdachs
knd had no aipttttsj but no t eta bardlr Ret
enough cooked to eat." Kms 8i!i'AtUi 1 Coral
8triRt, WorveHtrr, Mans.
'1 had boon troubled for some Uiuo with Hor kppe
tite. particularly In the morning, and also had fre
quent attack of rhoumattam I commenoed taking
Mood's HaraapaHlla, and now my appetite Is the beat
and the rheumatism has laft me." O. Aren, 3704
Emerald Ave., OhlcaRO, ill.
Hood's Sarsaparllla
Sold hj all clniita. (1; sit tor V Mada only
ta C. I. HOOD t CO.. ADOthackrtes. lell. MuMi
jOO Doses One Dollar
in,' un nt Klilgv'a Food priMluoea anott healthy
esll. not a ItllfTv. fl:,lilv akin lint, t.lnn I v ,,r Iwitin noil
nmx'le. The child liken It. and, ax to nnliire'a aupply,
ao the little ono turn reailllv from all piny thlnitN,
and tlncta complete Mxllnrai'tiou In tllla, tho Im nt nub
mtitutrUtr the mot hor'a milk. Dnnot let vour children
grow up weak ami puny, when Kldge'a Food can be
0'itntned at no aniaU coat.
VIBHATINU TiaEPHONE.
Civet IplenJtd tiliifactioa. No eior
bttnt rental tr to y bold outright
tvl gMrmHt0d to work nltatv on line
within ttl Otmpatt (t mi lea), or mcit)
re In ruled. Cunattuctvd on ntw and
diamine prlmiplMi work eaiirrl) hy
vlhrtmua. lworthr thafttkV r
Ultrtuth Teifphont wltl bu
outright rorapltte private lin. It i -tht
only PRACTICAL and
A B Lit firm -tltc trie Telephone made
ami warranted to rive tamfartion, r
Nr rtundttT AOKNT8
make Imaiente profit t and ftt all th
work the caa do. No previous epe
rienre required. Where I have no agent
Telephone may t ordered dtrert for private use. Circulati
free. H. T. JOHMwOl.
10a B. Slvlaloa St., Buffalo, V.
IF PAGE'!
LIQUID CLUE
TiotrH)bthoqaandiofflrtte1ati 'Muoftrtartrf
' iiKiure on inrir noei worm, nerviveu i . - -GOLD
Mtnil Uailon trt l.,...nA - - I OVER
ei ktwn. 8endcard of dralerwhodoee no! kei'p JlftQO
HWIHallTNPIaMU(l, IUI Hasjf-a.Kl VrMl LULL la M I
Russia. Cement Ca. . Rloaee'tn-.llaju. UwoO
GLUTEN
FREE
ISIx lh. free to
hyau'iatis a n il
leivvtneu who
from
iwtll pay trann-
BRAN
or
irtntion. Hem!
.r rimilrtr.
For Dyspepsia
mm
Diabetes, Ner
FarAcll&Rhlnes
Sole Proprietor,
Wmertown, N, V.
vous Debility
Starch
end 1'hildreii'a
Gem
Fotd. N e w
FLOUR.
Waste. Repair
Inst
ran
I.ylBf Aftnta east SEIX and tail
tli truth abuui Jo as. U ,ouy
Ilea on paper anil tia it uu dara.
$60.5 TOfi
WAGON SCALES.
nara Bos. Tar Beam. Frtlnta
lanl. Free Price I.irt. ,ry ri.se,
addran J0NE3 01 BINOHAMTC
suaBAiiroM.H. r.
R. U. AWARE
THAT
Lorillsrd'B Climax Plug
bearing red tin tay ; that IxirHlnrd'i
Hoifl l.nf flneout i thtt LoriIlu.rfl'a
Nrtt rilpplnca. and tbttt LorlltHrd's HuufJa, art)
the bast nil chaupeat quality conn. tiered
A3 RNTS WANTKU, Gautlemcn or Ladlaa, for
"Htmahtaiinii'a Hand Book of Vaeful Jnorma
tun, ' aim for "Hmtghtaling'B Salary Ltnt of I'ntied
htttUt itjjix'iala." Ovor3o0,u alrady no Id. $5 to $15
ft day nuile. (Sample copic-a of bouka 4 terms tw aeuta
by mail, n rtMtpt of Mit?. in 1 or Vc. iitaiiii. HianiiNi
rettirijfd if vou do uot takfi atrfm y od rviuru ot booke.
Add'g p. K UounhtaliuK. 70 Madiaon Av., Albapy.N-Y
MORPHINE
Chloral and
Opium Habits
KASII.V 1 1 ItKI).
DR. J. C. HOFFMAN,
HDIIK FKKK.
Jeflerson, Wisconsin.
NOW
IuMtrucUon Book on art of rjuiklntf
l'uiier Flowers and TUmii l ain r
Kuui-y Work for tnuii ltMornttoNN.
TlMiuea and Flower MaterlaU Hold.
nPrl rfllf ilk and irl' lint u
llr fill i I'Kwi jL ( , 2
llaUHIi I Mrft'l. Nrw York,
uiiilltil, liti'tn.
ALL IMPERFECTIANC
of the Fare, flnnda A Vvl, bu..errUuiui
Hair, Molea, VrU, Krocklea, Moth, Htd
Now, Acn, Hl'k Head a, Hear, )'lttlnR
and treat men t. Or.John Woodbury.
.37 N. fearl tM,. Albniiv, N. V1
KbtabllKhi'd ImTO. Snd luc. fox bMtk.
LAC
REMNANTS.
We will Bend you 7
tiA4 of Icea wbirb
ran lie bought at half
aiii"i of ftvo ladiea in
pnt'uil uii will M-iid
your viriuity to T, K.
he
FA UK Kit, Lynn, Mnm.
pTim BEARD ELIIIK
e Va.r im UI4 mi l W
0 4 an. Nti laj.rt. Saul -4.
at tto We'M. .. rtf 4m
roil. Will H r fir'.
J a traU 4i.M. i-4 h
CM,, alTT m auleaa,
4. L. bail 11 CO., Acrau, ralaiiaa, lli.
flltlrV Dlllr Great English Gout and
Ulull S rlliSi Rheumatic Remedy.
Oval rim, SLOP) round, 6U rta.
Ol'H I'ropliyliirtlc Aiiplinnrei eiiren Nervotia
Llebtltly, l'reuiaturc lle.-ny, Iiet ManliiHHl, etc.,
by preveutiliK theeauae. Senled tn atiae true. Adtlli'sa
Pkuphylai Ai'I-lianck Co., bliiKhaliitou, N. Y.
Sura relief ifn
unncD O DrioT-ii i ro it.
i'nci6ct, asui.ai.
niUUI.ll o fHO I ILLCO.bymail. towelll.
uaiicauiwo, Maaa.
L!ii:mj.'fnig'i'iiTtgi
ih tho beitt aid to yMid wntiuK.
Onocopv Hk. -iiri liuway, IS. Y.
$75
a liionth ("iilury or 'nTuininnioin to
uventH lur THi: OIM.DS
IM IfH, Wriie for lull ('urtii'iiiarti.
lil.SHJiiirAL J'l B. (:o., l'bilu.. I'..
ik. Pp'iniuiu Liat. frico I. at aan
Wlvtl Vtf I
U. 8. OAltli CO., Uuifbriok,Gyim
PATCH
WORK.
Elegant pa:e of Hllk. and Kalina
aeul fur 2!x:. iLinlirnulcrv Hilka lu.
duz. A. G. BAbbhTl', liot hetor. N Y.
t k...titf ilauit Cured In 1 aj
!Oilii. No iu (ill curi d.
tm. .1
si h.l'll km., i.ebauuu, Ouiu.
r rf jj lli n r J
a 1
WITHOUT MONEY!
out delay It will be m-nt l uny adiireaa I
In the worbl Free Coal! hr,i it I
curt fully , siuily U m eli, una uu will leuu I
AND
Jnruriiiullnii that uiav IjIia e inoi f valtm
ble than all the wealth of the Ktilha. hllda
more t.rreiou than all the geina of tu
rope's royalty. U rnuy auie your life !
bradilclU HfiJUl'r o., bo $8, Atlanta, Ga.
ll
Cnso.
Rochester, June 1, W3. "Ten
Years ago I was attacked with the most.
Intense and deathly pains In my buck and
Kitlneu'
"Extending to the end of my toes and to
mv brain I
"Which msds me dellrlousl
"From agony. .
"It took three men to hold me on my bed
attlmesl
"The doctors trlod In vain to rrlieva me,
but to no purpose.
Morphine nnil other opiatrs I
"Had no effectl
'After two months I was given up ttr
diel
"When mv wife
heard a noiuhlior tell what Hop Bitters bawl
done for her, she at ouoe got and gis row
Ionia. The first dose eased my brain and
seemed to go hunting through my system ivt
the iwin.
The second doss eased me so much that I
slept two hours, something I had not done
for two months. Ilefore hiwl ifed Ave bot
tles, I was well and nt work as hard aw any
ttistl could, for over three weeks;
worked Uxi hnrd for my strength, and taking:
a hnrd cold, I was tek'nn with the most actiVj
and painful rheumatism all through my sys
tem that ever was known.
"I called the doctors again and after sev
eral weeks, they left me a cHiW oil crutches
for life, as they said. I met a friend and told
him my case.and he said Hop Bittershad cured
hhu and would cure me. 1 poohed at him,
but he was so earnest 1 was induced to u
them again.
In lws than four weeks I threw away my
crutches find wont, to work lightly and kept
on using the bitters for live weeks, until I
liecameas well as any man living, and have
been so for six years since.
It has also cured my wife, who hn been
sick for years; and has kept her and my
children well and healthy with from two t
three bottliw per year. There is no need to
lie sick at nil ll these bitters are used. J. J.
liltnK, Ex-Supervisor. ,
'That poor invalid wife,
"Sister!
"Motherl
"Or dauehterl
r
"ran t made the picture of heaTtht,
"With a few bottles or nop uuterei
"Will vou let them suffer r
fi?"None frontline without a bunch of green"
hops on the white label. Khun all the vil,
poisonous stuff with "lJop" or Hops" iu their
name.
SVJ U-l
TATTKTtXfl OF ANY SIZE,
UNPARALLELED OFFER!
DEMOREST'S
THE BE
or all trie MnprnsEinew. ,
Jftifeef with Original Weel rftrt9
iny, t'hotogrmvurtt anil Oil 1 Mure.
Krh copy of "Pemornrn Monthly Mm'1",?, J?"1:
menclni tth November, li4, IH contain A ( nnnon
oA?r. r'ntltllti. the holder to llie .elerllor ief ""Y I''
lllu.trated In tBa fanhlon departaieul Iu that aniuWr, hi
any of theelre, manufactured. .
Sllbeerlbera or I'urcliawn enrllli thef onpon wfln
twn-c-nt .tamp for polaKe.w III rwe.ve, hy return "''-
complete pnlt. rn. o( the -lie and kind ihejr um)T MliU,
front the Jdaf aiina containing lb order.
ONLY TWO DOLLARS
nerTfar. Inelodlnit twelva Ml .Ired.rut pMtenia,nf Mrea
Tki.V ."leeteS. H-od aiiliatrlptloa tarly. aud aeour.
the Splendid Holiday Nnruter.
Send twenty cent, for the current nnmher with rattrn
Coupon and you will certainly .uhwrlbe for a year ana got
ten. time. it. value.
W. Jsnnlng. Damoreit Publisher, 17 E. 14th St., KewYork,
eld by all N.wadaalart and Foetmaaun.
A Skin of Beauty Is a Joy Forever.
DR. T. FELIX GOTJRAUD'S
ORIENTAL CREAM, OR MAGICAL BEAMIER
Romo Tin,
pimple, Yrc
klM, Moth
lalchfa, Kh
nd bain (lk
naeoft. ofi
ftry bleni'dh 'tt
baautjr.aud
flat doleotiifi.
H hai aioo-t
tha toet of if
enart, and la
ao harmlM w
taata i Xo be
aura Ida pr
pa ration if
properly mi
A. o p n
counterfoil f I
ftimUar namn,
n .. A i . t i .
yam'ktrits ttiU a fA( i rrommnd 'rtos-rain'r Cf9m'
A Hatra amll.-.a I a.l of t ha Inul fiia-a llllllfll I
t ltvtt harmyul nf aft t A s-m prprmronr, "
bottla will lait bis month, aiina? it every day. A
Foudr Hubtil remove uprlluma hnir witFioai ii?
lure tothaekin. Mmb. M. ii T. liUllRAUD. Bol.
I'rnp, a B.ol Ht.. N.T. For aala by all Drugfitti ntf
KanrUooda Halora througiio it tho IT. 8., v anadsva
and K iropa. aT"rtnrrara of baao imttationa. $l.uuuKo
aerd for arraat ad proof at any on a eelling tho am.
Paynes' Automatic Engines
Saw-Mill,
or It I KAUI H.
Wa offer an 8 in lu H . P. mounted Kngtna with Mill,
60-laj. aolid baw, bti ft. beltuiH, caut biMW, ria: mp'etr
for operation, on pun. $l,1uu. Kniimo on k U i i ijii't
loan. Snd for clrvular (li. II. . . I' A : V
NONM, Manufacturer of allatylra AuloniMlir ICn
Slwra. from D to &) 11 . I. ; alao Hulleye. Huj,tJ nJ
hafuiK, Klmira. N. Y. Itoi 18oO.
WE WANT 1CC3 BOOK Ai-EXTS-
ftorthanewbookTHIK I V-'I UHK.K YICAKH AMONU
By tien. i(llQ and tin. MiKKM AN.
The I a let t eelilnAJ
ttook uut. in.torard by free t Arthur, Urn
felierlrUn, and thouaatida of Kininnnt JudL'a, I lerjfymen,
liUf. wic as " J he Jieit and i-'uwt Itlmttratixi jWtiaa
Jiook iVifr VJmW." It take lihr vildflrc. and ArmiUefril
and Sohd Mrrit make it the h-mino bk tr jioUm
fj Send for ( Irrulara. KprrlmfTi riPte, ''rn Tmt, etom
THE BESm
I'ORTBAIT OF
Gen'l U. S. GRANT,
zHEMOREST'S
Y
MONTHL
For IMAV. UO Onta.
W Jennlntrt D.morait, Publliliar. 17 E. 14th St., New York
bol4 biall Newadealera and foitmaBtcn.
ha. taken tha lead ta
the Mica of iliat dm of
reitir.liea, and hrf. given
aliuott uoivciaal uu.tac.
tlUO,
MURPHY BROS.,
Writ, Tee
Ciiiwwi the l.vor ,.f
the p.iL.lir and new rank.
If trie lea.litiif tciu
of the ri l.lnm.
A. L. SMITH.
Hradford, Pi.
SoMhy llrutci.u.
I'rKC all.ou.
coNsur.iPTion.
I hava a poettivo remedy (r the aVxtro diaae ; by it
ao tiioQiaiKla of caaeaol tha worai kind and of fon
aiaadlnc have been cured. I nnect. --oat ronn t hit ful i h
la it eifM'arj, thut I will artndTSVd HOl'll.l-.H KKF.K,
tocetberwUba VAbU ABI KTKKAUSKon thifldiaoaaa
lO aoj sufferer. jlve Mxprt-ia aitd Y . O- atldr t.
Dii. T. A. bLUCUU,.l Iearlbl., New York.
l(intrM)ueaud aull the tratie tlin vtell kttown and
celebrated Uivaiaol the Nh W Y()KK AHAliNA
A K CUM PAN V. Liberal arraittniiaa.tu Kn . u v
or (JuMMiBuioN iMtid to tho right man, but lurihur
partu ulari und lerma adtln-HK, at once,
TbeNew urh X Huvhiih t'iijar Co.,
J 7 Uio HilHuyLNrv urki
THURSTON'S STOOIH POWDER
Keeplug TeriU rrrtect and C.uiua lUaliky,
W have Just lusued a moat wonderful dud
valuable new bok, whieb treat, of diHe.-rn
"pei'iiliar lu tha IV male Hex," and buve i'.mi d
ii-Uher puma nor nmm y to inuko It wttShy
the lienisMl and eonilth iK-o of Uit wouu ij ull
over tur land. Lvei ui"ther, wife, bifwr,
und dauhtt'i U ileei-iy. t tdiiiy InL-ronui iii
tlua tfieat Moik, and ahould tw ml fur U f ilia
A Danferon
os
and
f jfrm la J
f f 1 TO 6 UT.1
Uaaraateed nol wVl
I I aaaaa SlrMUua.
I J "fdeol, bye,
'Ithi Cktmieal C
Olnainna.l eViaJiuiji cilia.
WITHOUT PRICE!