CHASING DULL CARE AWAY.
KUQOETB rBOM TBI! O OLD JEW TOUT
or HUHOB.
A 8itcrrr1 )riim A ilUodrrn Ac-romplUhmenl-Norrf
lie Spoke
Too VooA Tlie Uniif I'arrot.
"Won't you Lave another piece of pio
Mr. Fcnthcrlyi" asked Bobby, hospit
ably. His mother was ontcrtaininar a
few friends at dinner and the desert was
being discussed.
"Thanks, Hobby," Feathcrly replied,
laughingly; "since you are so polite
about it, ' I believe I will take a small
piece more."
"All right," said Hobby. "Now, ma,
remember your promise. You said if it
was necessary to cut into the second pie
I could have two pieces." Xett Tork
Times.
modern Accomplishments.
Father "My dear, I am very much
surprised at your receiving the attentions
of thnt young man Jinks; he hasn't the
least bit of education, and is a most il
literate fellow."
Daughter "That is so, father, but he
possesses the greatest of all modem ac
complishments, and I am the envy of all
the girls in town on account of his pref
erence for my company."
Father "What is this great modern
accomplishment?"
Daughter "He is such a splendid
roller skater." Call.
Sorry he Spoke.
At Fort Bayard for a long time there
lay an old spiked cannon, which had
been rendered useless for some reason or
another. The Apache chief of that dis
trict fell in love with that cannon. He
used to come every day and beg the
commandant 1o give it to him. At
length General Sherman was announced
as coming, and the officer told the
Apache that he must ask him for it. He
did. The general looked at it, saw it
was of no use, and presented it to
hita.
"lam afraid," said the general, with
mild jocosity, "you want the cannon so
that you can turn it on my soldiers and
kill them."
"Umphl no. Cannon kill cowboys.
Kill soldiers club."
The general was sorry he spoke. San
Francuco Chronicle.
If was Too Good.
"Now, then,." said Smith, as the last
load of furniture was dumped into the
new house, and he grabbed his grip-sack
to make for the train, to be gone a week,
"I'll show you how the burglar alarm
works. This is the main switch and this
is the continuous ringer. When you go
to bed to-night set them both, and then
go down stairs and open the cellar door.
That will start the ringing and keep it
up all the time I'm gone.""
"But how can I sleep with the bell
ringing all the time'f"
"You can't, and you are not expected
to. What do you suppose a burglar
alarm is for, but to keep people awake
to be ready for burglars 1"
She stood it for thirty-six hours and
then telegraphed him:
"I have stopped the ringing and hired
four men with shot-guns in the place of
it." Detroit Free Prest.
Woke tip the Wrong Parrot.
Funeral fact and funeral fancy are
subjects prolific of true stories, but we
have rarely met with a better one than
the following which is vouched for a
story of fact. At a suburban funeral
not long ago, the clergyman was dilat
ing upon the many virtues of the de
parted. As it happened there was much
justification for it, as the deceased was a
man of large heart and many merits ; yet
the clergyman, !probably feeling free to
let his fervor of language play unre
strained, almost outdid his theme. Not
content with couching his praise in
'. simple and straightforward words he
'"tountedto imagery a nd seemed to at
oluliute angelic as well as human charac
sties. When at the climax of his eio-
mono.ft Ilia hpwTVra r-liarmpil nith tha
bsweet incense, the spell was broken by a
.- shrill voice, which cried out :
; "Facts, facts, give us facts!"
The sensible comment came from a
sage and venerable parrot which had
been removed to an ante-room, and then it
was remembered that prominent among
the virtues of the deceased master was a
sturdy dislike for flattery and la habit of
sharply rebuking "highfulutin."
A Crushed More.
On a West-bound Michigan Central
tram the other dav were a delicate ap
pearing young woman and an intelligent
looking young man, evidently husband
and wife. Immediately behind the
couple bat the man to be found on
every train who would die if not per
mittcd to hear the sound of his own
voice at all times and in all places. The
young lady had a troublesome cough, a
fact which seemed to bother the talking
machine behind her greatly. At last he
leaned forward and addressed her es
cort: "That gal's got a bad cough."
"Yes."
"Ever try catnip tea?"
"She hasn't drank anything else for
more than two hundred years. She
caught a severe cold in Jerusalem in 1508.
I had fifty barrels of catnip tea put into
the baggage cur for her use between
here and Chicago." Pause.
"Lungs f
"No, bunions. That's purely a bunion
cough, you will notice, if you watch her
closely."
"Ain't the draught a leeile strong
from that window (" after a longer
puuse.
"No, she h:is to have it. It takes 15,
000 pouuds of air to make her a respect
able breath! We have a patent breath
incubator which the uses ut home. Jt
covers 17,000 acres of valuable land.
"Did you say she was your wife?"
"No, 1 didn't say anything of the
sort. She's one of these new fushioned
infernal machines that I'm taking over
to England to blow up the queen. The
only trouble is that I'm subject to tits,
and when I get oilb of them I break
things up terribly 1"
"What brings them on to you?"
TalkingI Why, it was only yester
day that I killed three men, a woman
and a pair of twins before I could be got
under control. I feel very queer about
the head now, I "
"I reckon I'll go into the smokiu' car,"
said tho bore, sidling out of the seat.
"I don't feel very well myself!"
"Don't hurry awayl" shouted the
young man, while a general titter ran
through the car. IjouisviU Courier
Journal. The Books of the Bible.
Knmn voraifinr lins been describing the
contents of the various books in tho Bible
through the medium of rhyme, as fol
lows :
In Genesis the world was made by God's cre
ative ha ml;
In Exodus the Hebrews marched to gain the
promised land;
Leviticus contains the law, holy an! just and
(rood.
Numbers records the tribes enrolled all sons
of Abraham's blood.
Moses in Deuteronomy records God's mighty
deeds,
Brave Joshua into Canaan's land, the host of
Israel leads.
In Judges their rebellion oft provokos th
ord to smite.
But Ruth records the faith of one well pleas
ing in His sight.
In First and Second Samuel of Jesse's son we
road.
Ten tribes in First and Second Kings revolted
from his seed.
The First and Second Chronicles soo Judah
captive mmle:
But Ezra leads a remnant back by princely
Cyrus' nid.
The city walls of Zion Neheruiah builds
renin,
Whiie Esther saves her people from the ploU
of wicked men.
In Job we rend how faith will live beneath
amotions rod.
And David's I'snlms are precious songs to
every child of God.
The Proverbs like a goodly string of choicest
pearls appear,
Ecclesiastes teaches man how vain all things
are here.
The mystic Song of Solomon exalts sweet
Khnron's rose;
Whilst Christ the Saviour and the King
the "rapt Isaiah" shows.
The warning Jeremiah apostate Israel scores;
His plaintive Lamentations then their awful
downfall mourns.
Ezekiel tells in wondrous words of dazzling
mysteries;
While kings and empires yet to come Daniel
in vision sees.
Of judgment and of mercy Rosea loves to
tell:
Joel describes the blessed days when God with
man snail a well
Among Tekoa's herdsmen Amos received his
call,
While Obediah prophesies of Edom's final
falL
Jonah enshrines a wondrous type of Christ,
our risen Lord;
Micah pronouuees Judoh lost lost, but again
restored.
Nahurn diH-1 vres on Nineveh just (judgment
shall be poured
A view of Chaldea's coming doom Eab-
bakuk s visions give;
Next Zephaniah warns the Jews Ito turn,
repent and live.
Haggai wrote to those who saw the Temple
built again,
And Zachariah prophesied of Christ's tri
umphant reigu.
Malachl was the last who touched the high,
rjronhetic cord :
Its final notes sublimely show the coming of
the Lord.
Mathew, and Mark and Luke and John the
Holy Ghost wrote(
Describing how the Savior died hl life, and
all he taught.
Acts prove how God the Apostles owned
witn signs in every place.
St. Paul in Romans teaches us how man Is
saved bv erace.
Tne Apostle, in Corinthians, instructs, ex
horts, reproves.
Galatians show that faith in Christ alone the
r ather loves.
Ephesians and Philippians tell what Christians
ought to be;
Collossiaus bids us live to God and for Eter
nity.
In Thessalonians we are taught the Lord will
come from Heaven.
In Timothy and Titus a bishop's rule is given.
Philemon marks a Christian's love, which
only Christians know.
Hebrews reveals the Gospel prefigured by the
law.
James teaches without holiness, faith is but
vain and dead;
St Poter points the narrow way in which the
saints are led.
John, in his three epistles on love, delights to
dwell.
St. Jude gives awful warning of judgment,
wrath and hell.
The Revelation prophesies of that tremend
ous day
When Christ and Christ alone shall be the
trembling sinner's stay.
A Specimen American Boy.
About four years ago, says a Washing
ton correspondent, I was much im
pressed by a young fellow named George
McClellan, who was the brightest of
pages. He worked hard all day, did
extra jobs for Congressmen and at
tended night school. He was the sole
support of his parents and sisters, and
never did a good, smart, ambitious lad
more willingly and unselfishly under
take that labor of love and duty. He
attracted the attention of the warm
hearted, eccentric Gabriel Bouck, then
a member from Wisconsin, who offered
to take him to Oshkosh and train him
to the law. The other day I met
George McClellan, now a handsome,
bright-eyed, intelligent man, who had
come to Washington, not to seek office,
but to remove his family to a Western
home, which ho had earned for them.
God has blessed and will continue to
bless this noble youth who, in honor
ing his father and mother, has honored
him. Great men are molded out of
such boys, and if life be spared to me
ten years longer, I expect to read soras
of the speeches of Hon. George Mc
Clellan, of Wisconsin, who, the then
Congressional Directory will Btute, rose
from poverty to deserved wealth and
distinction. Such young men are the
real hope of the republic.
The First Match.
At first the watch was about the size
of a dfbscrt-plate. It had weights, and
was us-cd as a "po; ket clock." The
(.ariiest known use of the modern name
occurs in in the record of 155:2, winch
mentions that Edward VI. had "one
lurum ur watch of iron, the case being
likewise of iron gilt, with two plummets
of lead." The first watches may readily
be supposed to have been of rude execu
tion. The first great improvement, the
bubstitution of springs for weights, was
in 1510. Tho eailic t springs were not
oiled, but only straight pieces of steel.
Early watches had ouiy one bund, and
being wound a twice a day, they could
uot be expected to keep the time nearer
than lifteen or twenty minutes in the
twelve hours. Tho dials were of silver
or brass, the cuses had no crystals, but
opened at the buck nud front, and were
four or bve inches iu diameter. A plain
! watch cost the equivalent of one thous
1 and six hundred dollars in our currency,
1 and after one was ordered, it took a
. year to make it.
SELECT SIFTINGS.
There are oaid to be over 230,000
species of living animals.
Tho new application of electricity is
for electric lining of hats to nourish tho
brain.
"One of the customs of tho Thibetans is
to pull their cheeks in order to show
surprise."
Tuscarora, Nov., has atrce bo luminous
that it can be distinguished a mile away
In tho darkest night.
Tho majority of kid gloves are made
from rat skins, and many from lamb
(kins, comparatively few being made of
the skins of kids. In Paris rats are
raised and fattened for their skins.
A solid silver balustrade, which has
stood in one of tho Mexican churches
since tho time of Cortcz, was torn down
not long ago and taken to tho mint and
coined, producing 00,000 silver dollars.
A horseshoo mado entirely of tho horn
of sheep has been tried in Lyon. Franco,
and is found particularly adapted to
horses employed in towns, and known
not to have a steady foot on tho pavo
mcnt. The old testament contains thirty nine
books, the new testament twenty-seven
books. Tho old testament has 9t". chap
ters, tho new testament 200. The old
testament has 23,214 verses, tho new
7,959. The old testament 593,439 words,
the new testament 181,253. Tho old tes
tament has 2,72S,110 letters, the new
testament has 839,380. The word Jeho
vah or Lord occurs in the old testament
6,858 times.
Tho chivalric custom of ransom un
doubtedly mitigated to a great degree
the horrors of war in the middle ages.
Tho knights were punctilious to the last
degree in keeping tho pledges made to
their captors. Thus the duke of Gueldrcs
is said to have been captured by a squire
of low degice and carried to his strong
hold. The force of the duke approach
ing, the squire made him promise that he
would come to him. wherever he .might
be on a fixed day, and remain his pris
oner until ransom was paid. The duke
was immediately liberated by his com
rades, but held himself bound by his
pledge, and after months of delay and
against many remonstrances penetrated
tho enemy's lines aud delivered himself
to his captor, from whom ho was subse
quently ransomed.
The Arabs Never Surrender.
As at Tcb and Tamai, the wounded
Arabs refused to be made prisoners, and
great caution had to be exercised in
moving about the field, not only to avoid
the covert stabs dealt by the bleeding
Arabs, but the rushes and cuts of the
fanatics who shammed death in order
that they might tho more surely get a
chance, of burying tneir weapons in one
of us.
Exploring along this wady ajparty of
our men came upon six dead and four
wounded Arabs lying under a bushy
dwarf mimosa tree. The soldiers had an
interpreter with them, and the Arabs
were called upon to surrender and come
out. That they said they could not do;
would the soldiers therefore come and
take them. Tho four wounded men still
hold their spears in their hands. "Very
good," said our soldiers, "put down your
spears, and we will seo you are well
treated, and do all wo can to cure yout
wounds."
Tho answer of the four Arabs came
fierce and concise; "Put down our
spears, intidel dogs! By God and the
prophet, never!" There was a crack of
Martini-Henrys. ' You can guess the
rest. It was again, as at Teb and Tamai,
almost impossible to take piisoncrs, and
we secured but two of their wounded
alive.
The third prisoner I assisted to bring
in, but he was hardly a capture, for the
man gave himself up. He had a Hem
ingtou and over 100 rounds of animuni
nition. His story was that he had been
one of tho Berber-Egyptian garrison, and
since the fall of that place had been
forced into the Mahdi's army. He was
glad to escape from them, he declared,
and I must say the fellow looked cheer
ful at being taken. A trooper of the
Nineteenth conducted him to General
Stewart. He was our one un wounded
prisoner! London 'Telegraph.
Bernard Murphy, Champion Youth
Walker of Australia, says in the Mel
bourne Sportsman: "On Monday pre
vious to the match with Ormes, of Syd
ney, I was attacked with tho 'stitch.' I
could not walk another yard, and gave
up all hope of winning. 1 was advised
to try St. Jacobs Oil. I did so, rub
bing a little on my side. I have not
been troubled since, and won my match."
The Bible is circulated in Pennsyl
vania in twenty-two languages, and sixty
languages and dialects are spoken iu the
State.
Use the great specific for "cold in head'
and catarrh l)r.Kuge'n Catarrh Remedy.
Thehk are seventeen skating rinks at Buf
falo. Lire PrraerTer.
If you are losing yourTipun life,try"WeUj'
Health Reiieweiv I -ix-s direct to weak spots.
The powerful curative properties of a Hop
Fluster are irresistible when applied to
Backache, Sciatica, or any sort of soreness.
The best unit hti'ongcst jiorous plaster made.
Atrial will demonstrate iL -.V.
On it acre of cucumbers in Florida netted
$47i last year.
Cure UUKl II VI iM, M I KAl 1.1A.SI IATIOA,
I -urn hugo. li t I, ... II. hr, I uo: L I, t.,
bun .uj'b.l, bMtiliitf.. bpiaia., ItruUr. bum. bc.itU, i rest
ttilr. ..d iibrr I'll., a.tl A. ..
rtl" c.t u.ul. A i L Ji- .i... I. ,B 11 Ummm.
luii Ai.i.i i. im.Ln.il io luui-. ju.i rvr.
Kl0-lt
' '"X." f f'l:.;"' '
mmm mm
fihe tried her prentice hand on marl,
And when she formed the lassies, Ol"
"What Is woman's worth)" united a fair
damsel of a crusty old Ivichelor. He did not
know, so she said: W. O. man (double you
Oman.) HntaWontnn fee's Worth little If
Ibsen hn iilvnded hr system mid is dally
enppinir her strength. For all female weak
ness, Dr. RWrii-roe's "Favorite prescription"
standi) unrivaled. It cures the complaint and
builds up the vtpin. Hend two letter
stamps for pamphlet to World's Dispensary
Medical Association, HulTalo, N. Y.
Street enrs In Venezuela are always open
ones, and will sent only twelve persons.
r)rel, VllenBnt Fnrcailve Pellet."
positively J'opulnr; Provoke t'r.iise; 1'roVe
Priceless; Peculiarly Prompt Peiceptlhlr
Potent; Producing Permanent Profit; Pre
cludinK Pimple and Pustules; Promoting
Purity and J'ea-e. Purchase. Price, PeUv.
Pharmacists Patronizing Pierce Procure
Plenty.
Ix these "shutting-down" times it is evi
dent that ten mills do not make a cent
lonli nn Tnnthnche "
Instant rehei lor ii'uralKia, toothache, face,
l che. Askfor"Jloiigh on Toothache,"l j&AVj.
, I NinmU to Menann
that, an oil devoid of all irritating proper
ties, that never become ranci 1. should ruaks
an excellent Hair Dressing. Such Is Carlx.
lino.made from pure Petroleum. All druggists
An Itkm of Intfhkst. "Ueeson's Aromat
ic Alum Sulphur Foap prevents, cures and
heals skin disenss.soltons and beautities face
and hands. '1T by DniRKists, or by mail.
Address AVm. Dreydoppel, Philadelphia, Pa.
The purest, sweetest and lst Cod Mver
Oil in the world, manufactured from fresh,
healthy livers, uxn the seashore. H is alwo
lutely pure and sweet. Patients who have
once taken it prefer it to all others. Physi
cians have decided it mnierior to any of the
other oils in market Jludo by Caswell, Haz
ard & Co., New York.
Chapvfi) uams, faoe7"piiiiplpsand rough
kln cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by
Csswell, Hsiard A Co.. New York.
..r u Vl,,,,.,?l, on h-"
Kough on Itch curat humors, eruptions,
ring-worm,tetter,salt rheum, chilblains.
Krnr.er At 4)reae.
The Frazer Axle Urease received medals at
the Centennial, N. C. State Fair, Paris F.xpo
sition, American Institute, N:Y., and others.
Pretty Women.
Ladies who would retain freshness and vi
vacity. Try "Wells' Health llenewer."
If afflicted with sore eve use Dr. Isaac
riiompson's Eye Water. Druggists sell it &"c
Tkach krs of penmanship now teach thoi
fupils to write with each hand.
t Important.
Whn jroo yUH nr l-vit Nw York olt. nnbime
Hlrcm and SJoirruur" hir, and atop ftl tb Orani
Lnlun IIoiaI. opisjailH Grand Central depot.
Mieiriin rooma, nttd in at a oont ot ona million
Oollan, ! anil u.wrl perday. Kur.paan plan. Kl
tor. Keataurant auiipllej with tlieb-at. lloreeotra.
1K' and ela.ateA railroad to all dnp ita. Familial
tin lire better lor leaa money at the (jrand Uutoa
Hotel than at auj other tirat-claaa hotel in the oltr.
The soldier's month March.
Biliousness
U more prevalent In tho spriuu than at otLer sea,
en. beluR broiiKht on tr aiidilen chanuoa In the
feather, causing bitter tttdle.offenslve breath.eoatod
ouRiie. sick headache, (lrowsinin, dizzinena anil
loa of apjietlte. Hooil'a Samaparilla conibines the
bent kuown rcuicilii'ii for billousntiu. and readily
rurea the most aeverc attacks. It KentlT stluiulatea
tho difc'cstlva ontaus, relievo headache, and re
tore the appetite.
Bad Taste in the Mouth.
"For the past throe mouths I have been troublej
a great deal with blUouBness, whieh. on RottlnK Uf
in the mornlug, caused headacho and lad taate ta
mjr mouth- After uhIuk three bottles ot Rood's 8e
uparilla I am entirely free from all biliousneKi and
headache."-J. M. Iuiixirs, Waifs Now llotal,
UloominKton. 111.
"I have used Hooil'a Rarsaparilla for biliousnea)
think it a ureat remedy for that complaint." J. W.
Abbott, Manchester. N. H.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
old by all drucjrmta. $1; silfor$5. Prepared onh
by C. 1. HOOD Ut)., Apothecaries. Lowell. Man.
IOO Doses One Dollar
I. adieu' Weaknesses.
Mr. T. H. Uafford, of Church Hill, Md.,
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former depressed feeliims.
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