1 it ! v. I.) 1 ( TEE FOREST REPDBL' 1A1H Ii published very WttfniwUy, tf Ol5a Ju SmoArbaugh & Co.'a Buw KLM 8TRBKT, TIONK8TA, r. --tp, Term. - '. - tl.BO per Yoar. No fnlmrrlntlnna rirnlVmt f - Hun thrr, ntitt,. pnou Worrenjiomlmice nollcltod from all part of the vomitrr. No notice will bt Ukea of aoonjinoiu comniualcatlotit. ' THINGS THAT NEVER DIB, The pure, the briglit, the beautiful, That stirred our hearts In youth; Ttoe Impulso to a worMless prayer, The dream of lnvo and truth; The longing after something lost, The spirit's yearning rry, The striving after hotter hopes These things can never die. The timid hand at retched forth to aid A brother in 111 rrnod; The kindly word in grief's dark hour, That proves a friend indeed Tlio plea for mercy, aoftly brnathod, When justice threatened high, The sorrow of a contrite heart Theso things Bhall never die. The memory of a clasping linnd, The pressure of a kiss, And all the trifles snoot and frail That make up life's bliss: If with a firm, unchanging faith, And holy trust md high, Those hands hava clasped and lips have met, These things 'ihnll never die. The cruel and the bitter word That wounded as It foil. The chilling wants of sympathy We feel but never te.ll The hard repulse that chills the heai Whose hopes were bounding high, In an unfading record kept - These things shall never die. Let nothing pass, for every hand , Must find some work to do; Lose not a chance to waken love Be firm and just and true. Ho shall a tit that cannot fade Beem on thee from on high, And angels' voices say to thee, These things shall never die. All the Year Hound. MY LITTLE BOY. I wns a widow. A young widow, I suppose for no one would regard tnree-and-twenty as a very venerable nge. And a pretty widow, people said. Whether they were right or wrong, I cannot, take upon myself to ny. Of course I knew, whenever I looked in tho glass, that I was not an -absolnto fright and so, when my . cousin, Mrs. General Fox ley, invited mo to spend a summer with her at the Oriental hotel, w hero there wero balls and soirees, lawn tennis and archery breakfasts going on all the while, I wasn't at all sorry that MUo. Chatclage had sent home my lovely new half mourning dress, nil trimmed with pearl and lavender, sparkling jet and pris matic clair do lunes, and that Aunt La vinia, our family "etiquette-book" had decided that it was quite proper to . wear my diamonds if I pleased. For I j was a decided brunette, and dark wo r men always look well in diamonds, j Kot that it had occurred to ' me that i I should ever marry again. My old commodore had been very good and kind to me, but ho was feeble and ail ing, and required a great deal of care and my goneral impression of matrimony was that it involved trouble aud solici tude, and a constant burden ol responsi bility. And now, I was free, and I intended to remain so! I felt liko a caged bird that hud managed to give its golden wires the slip a butterfly Jn tho blue June air! I meant to go to the Oriental hotel and have a royal timo, waltzing, dreaming even coquetting a little in a harmless sort of way, if it seemed good to me but as to marrying again no, not I! Even I'riscilla Bent, my com panion, who was the most logical of creatures, declared that I would be the greatest fool alive to do that! But we never know just what is go ing to happen to us. Tho very night before wo were to start for tho Orient, I came into tho room where Priscilla was packing the luce things, which were - too nice and delicate to be intrusted to Fifinc, the maid. "Prissy," said I, "look here! a tele, gram from San Domingo! My cousin, 1 Fanny Black, is dead !" ".Dear me, how sad!" said Prissy, put ting on tho regulation look of ulHiction, although she had never in her life seen Mrs. Cuptuin Basil Black, of H. M. 114th Fusillsers, stationed in the West Indies. "But I supposo that won't interfere with our trip to the seaside, will !t?" "But that isn't all," said I. "She has left a son. And with her dying breath she charged it on her attendants that I should take him to this country and make a home for him." "How old is he?" said Pricilla Bent, looking agast. And " "Let me see," said I, counting upon my lingers. --isasii liiuek thats his name, for 1 i ..icniber cousin Fanny w'riting about him to mamma when I was a mite of a thing must be one and twenty at least by this time." "Bless me!" ejaculated I'riscilla, "and jou are only just turning twenty-three yourself!" "Prissy," cried I, with mischievous glee, "You're as good as a book of dates!" "But it won't be, proper," said Pris cilla. VNot proper!" echoed I. Why won't le proper? Isn't thut dear old corn- Ct(ilore's house big enough for all of us? . IjI aren't you here to matronize us? ISNZO link myself it w ill be rasher fine to ! p a suite of buchelor apartments lanufakiug room; dressing-room " J I.., 11 - : . i n:.... ty . -l 5 telieve you would make fun of any ' Ig! Don't you see how outlandish Aiphiu would be? Write at once to b tan Domingo people, und tell them Er rout of the question." rtt's too late now, Prissy," said I. ley are on the way here, don't you 'I'l I bhouldn't wonder if the steamer RIBEf m port now, ado you Know, at F "V B '3T 'ri VOL. lYIIIr-J.1" t- -1-1--.a "4 " .j1-L 1 ,.v, i. ..vCu , r.i IlkWO UUJ, VII1JT IUQ UVI1 IVIUUIVUUIU wouldn't let me." "Klein." "Well, Prissy?" "I think you must be crazy," groaned Miss Ben. "A little boy, indeed! A dashing, flirting, drinking West India fellow, six feet high, I'll go bail, and broad to correspond 1 1 shall leave the house !" "No, you won't, Prissy, said I, coax ingly. "You'll just make the best of it, as I ain going to do. I dare say he is very nice, and poor Fanny never would have left him in my charge if he wasn't all that is delightful. And perhaps he'll want to go to college, or study law or something, so he won't be very much in the house.aftcr all and you know, Prissy, one can't neglect n dying woman's re quest." "It was very thoughtless of her, at all cvenls," grumbled my faithful old chape ron. "A young thing like youl" I laughed. "I dare say she heard I was a widow," said I, "and probably imagined me a middle-aged horror with eye-glasses and a double chin. Leave these things, Prissy we shall not go to the sca-shoro now until cousin Basil is safely installed with his gun case, his hookahs aud chibouks, his books and papers, in my blue rooms! Come with mo and we'll have up the house keeper, and turn them into a bachelor suite at once." 1 was very happy lor the next three days, studying tho imaginary tastes of my unknown cousin, culling out choice editions of the poets, hanging rare en gravings on t ho walls, and matching car pets and curtains. Miss Bent, poor old soul, said it was all nonsense, that no young man of any spirit could conde scend to "sit down" that was her ex pression) "in a house where he was to be a dependent." "But ho is my cousin," said I. "He has a claim on me." "Nonstnse," said Priscilla. "that doesn't alter the case in the least." In the meantime I was watching the pnpers and when I saw in the shipping columns the arrival of the "Bonnie Kate" trom San Domingo, I put on my hat and veil, ordered the carriage, and called Prissy to go and accompuny me to welcome my new guest. "If I must, I must," said Prissy. But sho was not at all enthusiastic about it. I was just pinning the crape bow under my chin, when Alice, the parlor maid, came courtcsying in. "A young gentleman in the parlor to seo you ma'am," she said in a smiling flurry. "From the ian Domingo steamer. And " "I'll go down at once, Alice," I cried, tearing off my hat and veil and flinging the heavy cape strenmor on one side. "Elsie, Elsie, wait," Priscilla's shrill voice entreated me, but my mind was full of poor cousin Fanny and her or phan child and hurrying down stairs, I found myself face to face with a tall, slender young man, very pale and fair, with dark blue eyes, a soft, silky mus tache, and plain mourning dress. Involuntarily I threw my arms around Ids neck and kissed him. "You are welcome, Cousin Basil," said I, "wclcomo a thousand times." He drew back, colored a little. "I beg your pardon, Mrs. Charteris," he said, "but there is some mistake here. This is your cousin !" and a pale child of four or five years old, whose long golden curls hung over his black suit, crept out from the shadow of the curtains, slowly and shyly. "I am Frank," he said. "And Mr. Lesley is my dear,dear friend. He lived on the next place, in San Domingo. He has come to the United States with me!" "But," I cried, looking helplessly around me, "where is Basil?" "Basil died two years ago, when the yellow fever decimated our place," said Mr. Lesley, quiellv. "I was his most intimate friend. Little Frank is all that is now left of the Black family, and I promised his mother to sec him in safety to your house." I looked with a pang of pity at the dear little eolden-huired fcllow.of whose very existence I had hitherto been ignor ant. "Sweet little Fraukie," said I, "you shall be my little boy henceforward," and I clasped the . baby form to my breast. "And Mr. I Jslev, too?" said the little lad, solemnly reaching out his hand to his friend. "Cousin Elsie likes Mr. Lesley, or she wouldn't have kissed him." I could feel myself color to the very roots of my hair, but Mr. Lesley's feat ures never stirred. "She thought I was you. Frankie, don't you see?" said he. "Sho didn't expect to see such a mite of a chap as you. Good-bye, now, I am going to tho hotel, and I shall see you very often, if Mrs. Charteris is " But at this Frankie burst into an in fant cry of dismay und desolation, und I, recovering my presence of mind, spoke up at once: "Frankie. doa't cry," said I, "Mr. Lesley will not leave you just at pres ent, at least. You were my dead cou sin's trusted friend, Mr. Lesley." 1 added holding out my bund. "May I not hope that you will be my guest, also." And Mr. Lesley seeing that 1 was thorougLly in earnest, consented. I "If I shall not be a bore!" he said, j when little Frankie jumped and danced around him, for very joy. 'Now I shall love cousin Elsie all my life said he. "And so will Mr. Lesley!" Mr. Lesley occupied the suite of apart ments which I hud so unconsciously fitted up for the poor young cousin who was sleepiug the while in the West India cemetery. Little Fraukie, who had re fused to be parted from his friend, slept iu a crib close to his bedside. "Well, Prissy," I said merrily to my TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22, 1885. mother chaperon, we've got two guests instead of one 1" "It's dreadful." growled poor Prissy. 'Doyou thiak B0? 8Bid J- Now it seems to 12 UlRt 5t ls very &ood funl" Well, of cli5 81yne laa conjecture for themselves cnded- Mr yM young and isno, -moreover he had a snug little proper r uls own He liked the United States; Inci dentally remarked that if he had any ol ject ho would prefer to remain here per- mancntlv. "But," he added, mournfully, "it is sad to bo so entirely without ties, that no ono cares whether you stay in one place or another." "I care," piped up Frank, who sat as usual by his side, holding his hand. "And so does cousin Elsie." "Yes," said I, laughing, though not without some confusion. "Frankie is right. "We both care." "There," said Mr. Lesley, I will stay." We were engaged within the month. And as soon as 1 laid off my half mourn ing we wero married, so that Frankie never yet has been compelled to separate from his friend. And Miss Bent lives with us still, and we are very happy 1 There is the end of my love story. Ought not all love stories to end so? Miss Bent says that all real romances end sadly, but my experience, you aee, has been alto gether different. And perhaps I am a better judge than she is. Shirley Broumt, The Hammer. The hammer is the universal emblem of mechanics. With it are alike forged the sword of contention, and the plow share of peaceful agriculture, tho press of the free, and the shackle of the slave. The eloquence of the forum has moved the armies of Greece and Home to a thou sand battle-fields, but the eloquence of the hammer has covered those fields with victory or defeat. The inspiration of song has kindled up high hopes and no ble aspirations in the bosoms of brave knights and gentle dames, but the inspi ration of the hammer has strewn tbe field with tattered helm and shield, decided not only the fate of chivalric combat, but the fate of thrones, crowns and kingdoms. The forging of thunderbolts was ascribed by the Greeks as the high est act of Jove's omnipotence, and theit mythology beautifully ascribes to ono of their gods the task of presiding at the labors of the forge. In ancient warfare the hammer was a Eoworful weapon, independent of the lado which it formed. Many a stout skull was broken through the cap and helm by a blow of Vulcan's weapon. The armies of the crescent would have sub dued Europe to the sway of Mohammed, but on the plains of Franco their pro gress was arrested, and the brave and simple warrior who saved Christendom from the sway of the Mussulman was named Martel "the hammer." How simple, how appropriate, how grand "the hammer." The hammer is the savior and bulwark of Christendom. The hammer is the wealth of nations. By it are forged the ponderous engine and the tiny needle. It is an instrument of the savage and the civilized. Its merry clink points out tho abode of iudustry it is a domestic deity, presiding over the grandeur of the most wealthy und ambi tious, as well as the humble und impov erished. Not a stick is shaped, not a house is raised, a ship floats, or carriage rolls, a wheel spins, or engine moves, a press speaks, a viol sings, a spade delves, or a flag waves, without the hammer. Without the hammer civilization would be unknown, aud the human species only as defenceless brutes, but in skilful hands, directed by wisdom, it is an in strument of power, of greatness, and true glory. An Ecoeutrio Chancellor. Chancellor George M. Bibb, of Ken tucky, twice a Senator from that State, and 'secretary of the treasury in Mr. Tyler's administration, was known in Washington as "the last of the small clothes." Until his death he wore a broad-brimmed hat, fine linen, long waistcoat, knee-breeches, black silk hose, and lew shoes with silver buckles. The chancellor's personal appearance and manners proclaimed him a gentleman of the old school dignified, high-toned, and coutteous to everybody. Even the boys, knowing that he took snuff, would often stop him in the streets with "Please, sir, give us a pinch of snuff!" The chancellor, with an air that would ! have become Louis XIV. himself, would at once oiler his snull-box to the lime fellow. One day, the chancellor met in Wash ington a friend from Kentucky, ami in quired particularly about the gentleman's family his son and his son's children. " i lis youngest," said the frienrt, "is named for you and for one of the Bibical characters: Nehemiah." "That's right." replied the chancellor. "The law and the prophets should alwnys go together.-" The chancellor's fondness for angling amounted to a passion. Whether the fish "bit"(or not, he would sit for hours on the bank of a st ream, with rod and line, wait ing for u nibble. A story, illustrative of his reputation as the most patient of anglers, used to bo told in Washington circles: A gentleman, seeing thut the chancellor had been sitting ou the wharf for several hours, watching his tloat, strolled down to him, and asked, "What luck?" " None," replied the chancellor. "1 thought I had a bite two or three hours ago, but apparently there is not a fish nowhere." " What is your bait?" " A live, plump, young frog, hooked through the fleshy part of the leg." ' Look there, chancellor!" said the friend, bursting into a laugh and point ing to a log partly out of wuter. The chancellor looked aud saw his bait finning itself ona log." Youthen Com-pinion. CM (THE EXECUTIVE MANSION. A LOOK AT THE WHITE HOTJSB IW ITS VARIOUS BBAHCHBS. The Great Teatlfcule mentation Tim and It Orna- at Hoom and tel'oailr Chandeliers. The Washington correspondent of the 'CnC'and leader gives the folio win tercsting ascription of the White House: The Preslcfeu's house is a long white rectangular builuMnVt two stories, with many large windows in tct looking out at Pennsylvania avenue au.itWautiful park opposite it, and with a wrfW; ;. like tho entrance to a Greek temple, iu ting out over its front door and support ed by a number of Greek pillars as white as the house itself. A long green-house like conservatory is attached as a wing to its western end, and the building stands several hundred yards back from the street, and it is surrounded by twenty acres of lawn and trees. In the front of it the ground slopes by an easy grade down to Pennsylvania avenue, and an iron fence with gotd-hcaded points sep arates it from the wide sidewalk. At the back, the house looks out on the Potomac, and over the river on the hill may be seen Arlington, the home of Washington and General Robert E. Lee. The lawn back of Vhe White House is rolling and it contains many forest trees, a beautiful fountain, and near the house, in summer, gardens and flowers. The wide walks or drives lead in a winding way from the street to the big porte cochere, and this is so arranged that several carriages can stop under its cover and their passengers get out with out danger from the weather. The White House covers about one third of an acre, and it has cost up to tho present time about $.3,000,000. It is modeled after a castle in Dublin, and the architect, who was a South Carolina man named Hoban, got $500 for drawing the plans. When it was first built, away back in the nineties, it cost $300,000, but the British burnt out its insides, and its cost has since added to that sum about $1,700,000. In it all of the Presi dents since Washington have lived, and each has added to its beauties and its expenses. 1 tninK it wasJolin yumcy Adams who bought the first billiard table which was used in it. But in John Adams' time it was only half furnished, and Abigail Adams used to dry her clothes in tbe big east room. Y'ear by year, however, the furnishing has gone on, until now it is a sort of a museum of art and beauty. Let us enter it. A servant, with a face like a statesman and a form which would have made him a member of the giant guards had he lived years ago in Prussia, opens wide the doors for us. They slide back easily on their hinges of polished brass, nd we step in upon the tiled floor of a great vestibule, the back wall of which is a mosaic of beautiful stones and colored glass, looking much like one of the walls in one of Frederick the Great's palaces at Potsdam, Prussia. There is a room in this palace of Fred erick's walled with such a mosaic of jewels. It cost an immense sum and was built by Frederick to blind the eyes of the other monarchs of Europe to the real state of his purse. He was ham up and his fellow kings supposed that he was so. He bluffed them in this way and so kept his credit good, as they thought no one would undertake such an expense with anything less than billions to draw upon. These stones in the wall of the White House vestibule are many of them set in the rough, in beautiful shapes, and they look something, so said a visitor, like the broken wine bottles of the White House beautifully cemented together. Tiffany made this wall and the govern ment paid well for it. This vestibule alone covers the space which would be covered by a good sized eight-room house, and thirty men could march abreast going from one end of it to the other. It has doors at each end and in the middle and end of the glass wall. In it the Marine band plays at great receptions, and here gentlemen throw off their overcoats and leave them in the hands of their footmen while they see the President within. At the left is tho entrance to the hall leading to the upper story, where tho President spends most of his time, and just off of this is the east room. It is probably the largest parlor in tho United States. It is eighty feet long and forty feet wide, and was originully intended for a banqueting hall, but is now used for receptions. The walls are of em bossed paper of white and gilt, and the ceiling is beautifully finished in oils. It is a very high ceiling, three times as high as ordinary, and has great girders or beams richly decorated running across it. Massive chandeliers with thousands of glass pendants hang from it. These chandeliers cost f 5,000 each, and each contains 0,000 pieces of the finest of Bo hemian glass. 'When they are lighted the eight massive mirrors, each as large as two billiard tables, reflect their bril liant rays, and the whole brings out the richness of the fine furniture of old gold satin and the beauty of the moss-like car pet. Between these mirrors uang some line oil paintings which are set like tne mir rors into the walls. There is one of Gilbert Stuart's Washington's, life size, and as big as one of the mirrors, which cost two thousund dollars. It is the picture that Dolly Madison had cut from the frame w hen the British invaded the capital, and carried it off with her. A little further along is a fine portrait of Martha Washington, which cost $3,000. It is the same size as that of George, aud to me it looks fully at well. The east room is always open to visitors. It is of no use to the President outside of recep tions. Just off it at the back is the greeu room, containing Huntingdon's portrait UWSL $1.50 m ANNUM. of Mrs. Hayes with its beautiful frame, and next to it the blue room where the President's lady receives her company and where the President stands while he shakes the hands of the multitude at a big reception. Tho furniture in this room is elegant in tho extreme, all of blue and gold, and forms the drawing room of the Presidents wife in the even ing. 1 he red room, furnished through out in red, is like unto it, and in front of both is a long promenade hall, fur nished like a parlor, and containing full length portraits of all tho Presidents from Washington to Arthur. President Arthur's portrait is in the right end as you enter and it is one of the finest por traits of the lot. The end of this hall -,'011110 tne conservatory, and at a retJon one can extend his walk in amonv plants and flowers of the tropics. r,re are lmlm trecg and fe roses of hw.dg of varieti lemom trees and oran,y08go which bloom away under thes9 while ,he wi winds blow outside. 3 thfc thermometr stands at zero. This Cv t in the dining-room of thhite ,Here all of the state dindNI.e gjven and oceans of champagne.nci j? gne beeves, thousands of turkeys, fcyoa(jg of t.errnnin iiYirl frreat. lnkea of ipjv have been swallowed year after year'kj the past half century or more. Jcffer0 siinset radiance has appeared sou was almost a uau&rupii iiulu um White House dinners. Jackson spent upon them more than his salary, and not a President, save, perhaps, Andrew John son, came out of the White House with anything more than he went in. Ar thur's dinners have cost him a fortune, and each state dinner cost him from teu dollars a plate upward. When it is re membered that each of these dinners have about forty guests at the table you will see that a state dinner costs at least $500, and I am told that Mr. Arthur's ordinary meals, to which he always has several strangers, cost about five dollars a plate. There is always wine on the table, and this is of a quality which adds materially to the table expenses. Last winter there were nine state dinners during the congressional season, and every person of prominence in Washing ton sat down at the President's table. The usual dining hour is 8 p. m., and guests sit as late as 11 or later. While the dinner goes on tho Marine band plays charming music in the vestibule, and the strains float in, not so loud as to interrupt conversation, but gently and pleasantly. The china set in use is of Limoge ware representing the different flowers and fauna of America. It cost $15,000 and contains five hundred pieces. The light of this dining-room is from colored wax candles in beautiful gold and silver candlesticks, and there are many mirrored sconces set into its walls. Its guests often appear in regimentals and a state dinner at the White House is perhaps the finest sight in our social world. The upper floor of the White Hoese is devoted to offices and bedrooms. It is reached by a stairway and an elevator. The latter, however, is private. The cabinet chamber, the private reception rooms of the President, and the rooms in which visitors are received by his three or four secretaries, are all here, and the whole looks more like a business office than a home. Imitation in Birds. I remember distinctly hearing a thrusher often repeating in its madcap song some notes new to my ear, which could not be ascribed to any Michigau bird of my acquaintance. After patient ly waiting for some time in tho glaring sun of a bright June day, I heard the notes so plaiuly that I was thoroughly convinced they were an imitation of the song of a Southern bird the "chuck will's widow," so called, a species allied to our whippoorwill, and named as in our familiar Northern representative of the family from the words so plainly uttered. This thrush learned, then, the notes of the chuck-will's widow at least 500, and probably quite a thousand miles from Michigan, and yet reproduced them so distiuctly that one could easily distinguish them, and from mere descrip tions in books at once tell them the name of the bird imitated. Here, mounting the top of tho tallest tree near its nest, it pours forth ecstatic mclodv, executing the most difficult i -""'"- ; . L itrainu With ihtt an, ..nan thur It In in. attempted; the schoolboy's whistle, the bark of a dog, or the bleating of a lamb are equally well executed and issue from ! its throat in a continuous, hrrmonious strain, frequently of an hour's duration. What wonderful mimicry, what a con trast to the best attempts of ventrilo quists and imitators, traveling through the country to reproduce before audiences a few mumbled sounds or attempted imi tations of the sounds and notes uttered by birds and mammals. Dr. Morrit Oihb. The Love of Praise. It is an instinct as much as conscience is. It is an organic faculty as much as the reasoning faculty is. It is just as much a part of our structural existence as tho heart is, or the lungs are to the body. It is a counterpart und balance of that which we cull pride. But the word untie is ollensive and usually conveys jie jjea 0f an improper feeling. It is the conscious value of one's self. It is the sense of individual rights, one's per sonality, the inherent right to be what we are, self-estimation. To be sure you have a right to your own judgment and personality, but these men have a right to judge you, aud what they think you do well they praise you for, aud you have that iu you which makes praise very sweet. So there are those two qualities, one preserving the individuality of a man in all his rights; the other making him sensitive to the retlected influences of these around him. Ikuhtr. , No brass band can play as many air j at a drum-major can put on. RATES OF ADVERTISING. 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Marriage and death notices eratla. bln" rlT 'iTr"enienta collected qnar. adnca.emp0rr7 ''Ter"1meot' nst be rua In Job work eua on dallvery. the land of the aftefwooh An old man slta in his garden chair, Watching the sunlit western sky, What sees he in the blue depth there, Where only the Islos of Memory lief There are princely towers and castle? high, There are gardens fairer than human ken, There are happy children thronging by, Radiant women and atately men, ' " Singing with voices of sweet attune The songs of the Land of the Afternoon The old man watches a form of cloud, t That floats where the azure islands art, And he sees a homestead gray and loved, And a hand that beckons him afar. Oh, cheek of roses and hair of gold ! . . , j Oh, eyes of heaven's divinestbluel ." Long have ye lain In the graveyard moldt But love is infinite, love is true; He will find her yes, it must be soon; They will meet in the Land of the After noon. The sky has changed, and a wreck of cloud . Is driving athwart it troubled face, The golden mist is a trailing shroud; It is cold and bleak In the garden place. Tbe old man smiles and droops his bead, The thin hair blows from his wrinkled brow, every wasted feature now; xhales like a breath in June 'id the Land of the Afternoon. 1ILoF THE DAY. On her beam etSST,. 'A sound sleeper rEt , , o snores. Umbrellas and goocr . ways belong to those wVdonA al" most. -t A young woman is not necessarily ice girl just because she has a snowj anowyV brow. Drake's Magazine. If "bread is the staff of life" then pound cake must be the gold-headed cane of existence. New York Journal. "Arizona now exports tannin." Thu is another avenue of .usefulness closed to the Massachusetts schoolmarm. BotUm Transcript. A woman never uses her husband's meerschaum pipe to drive a nail with more than once. Not if he knows it. fteu York Journal. Extract faom a letter from Angelina: "Dear Henry, you ask if I return your love. Yes, Henry; I have no use for it, and I return it with many thanks." We are in danger of having too much culture in this country. An aesthetic buff-colored pug recently got mad in Boston because his mistress dressed him in a light green blanket. It is now stated that Henry M. Stanley, the great African explorer, wears swallow-tail coat. We can now under stand why he was able to travel among the cannibals for years without being roasted and eaten. No man looks juicy in a swallow-tail coat. Throuqfi MaU. A LAX. The happy nightingale Doth ulithuly trill away, And charms some mortal's ear With his sweet little lay. Also, the barn-yard hen Doth nest an eyg each day, And charms some mortal's taste W ith her sweet little "lay." Jef. Jostyn, in. St. Lvuis Alayazine. "Where is that new man that came with us in January?" said ouc M. T. to another. "He left last week," was the reply. "Well, if he left last week, it was because he couldn't get his hands on it," put in their slightly absent-minded employer, looking" up from his books. Such is life, etc. Merchant- Traveler. MOSTLY LIKH. Said Juiios : "I hardly ever ride, For crowded cars 1 can't abide, And carriages I do despise I am so tond of exercise. " "I bring my lunch,"' said Smith, elate, "For noisy restaurants 1 hata ; Beside. I'd spoil my appetite For dinner when 1m home at night." Said Brown : "I'm tough ; I never wear An overcout. I do declare I do not feel the cold like those Halt-frozen chaps weighed down withclothes." "I never touch cigars." Green soke. "They're made ot stuH uniit to smoke For health!' ulness or com for t rim Uive me my lragraut brier pipu." And so we all apologize And make excuses mostly lies, liocttUse we Uiue not say with sense We go without to save exjMinse. Henry UUasoii, in the Ironmonger. Snuff Luting. City druggists have very many glimpses' in the inuer life of their customers. " I want five cents worth of snuff," Baid a little woman, as she bent over the counter of a drug store this morning and' whispered the order in the clerk's oar with a mysterious mien. Glancing furtively around to assure herself thut there were 110 witnesses to the transaction, she added: "It's for another lady. I never use the stuff." Picking up a neatly wrapped little bundle in white paper, sho placed it to her nose to assure herself that it was the genuine article, then tluug down a nickle and hurriedly left tho store. "Here, Johnny," said the clerk, turning to a boy who was standing behind the prescription case in conversation with a reporter, " put up some more suuff. All thoso packages we made last niht are gone already. Hurry I Here's another customer across the street. Yes, our chief patrons are women. We have no mule calUrs for siiul' ut all. The men chew tobacco instead. tf coursq no woman buys the snull for herself. The purchase is made for a neighbor or a friend. I have heard women complain of the stuff, which they said they were buying for another woman. The habit, I understand, is very fascinating, and when once begun is more binding than either chewing tobacco or smoking. Iu its strength to enslave the will it ap proaches the power of narcotics." per anj