REPUBLICAN dnosday, by : Coa Building wta, r. 10 per Year. ahortor period V re 'iJ & nil parti of Hie YOl.IVII. NO. 45. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, FEB.' 25, '1S85. 'V;-, 01 anon y mom $1.50 PER ANNUM. ftntnr, x blast! . pt us all, wi ftwt. gathered up '. of snow, Men shall tracs on go. ill, alack I train liiglng winds cn rain. Hid blazing hearths niny scorn, .leer will rolgn supreme ive till morn. II. er, ho! Winter, ic I'o rl nghold against the cold, r sinecure ,ho stinging day, down the night thickening window-panes dug hearts affright oir bnliies dose and sing .vering lullnbys, nd dream of steaming foasU mger-sleop supplies morn with shuddering sense thened fnst and cold, .at gaunt-eyed Want hath wrought ca villiin the fold fintor, ho, Winter, four reign on thee; luch! and ajmd warm heart! . who aliu fo and froenj. xria liarrtt Butler, in the Current. j BEKGEll'S PUPIL. IIY O. A. COPEI.AND. jrger went to Milan ut just tbo if. It hud .become quite the o run down t he Italian mctliod mental Instruction, and to extol lod of their Northern compeers, rger cuure.- His nnnio Bounded rinun's, imd'ho plnvcd music like r, and that , w is fall that was ruisjl tf-selied: to him, and ho wu prices. Even the city itself, i iU governor, agreed to place iuiils with him annually, at Its pense, ns longns he should remain, ' Tim was triumph enough to le head of a much older man, and dmself was only three, and twenty old. Ho sat in his room one night ; two weeks after his arrival, smok Is big pipe with china bowl, and rnttiltitcd himself. Here was sue indeed ! Ho-wondered what his old teacher, io llcrr Kapellmeister, would sav to his icrcss. Ho looked around tho room, irnished as-comfortably as most in tho ity, and felt a grim satisfaction in know flg that the plebeian Karl llerger was uking his ease in tho very chamber wrere sar Borgia had o'heo slept. Ilia Was .nobility as high as his anciont'We lecessor, ho said to himself, and ho ftughed grimly,, for tho young Swede uui but littlo respect for nobility.'and he ften tqioke of his ancestors, the llerger Tails and Viking, as .thieves and cut Airoats. ' While ho sat musing lajpilyvwatching hesuoke curling uptownfd"tho blotch id and crumbled, wdmo'st obliterated frescoes of the vaultel celling above, a servant brought in a nolo-to III Maestro Berger." The City of Milan informed his excellency, the Muesiro, that tho last of the three pupils had been chosen, and tho pupil, the Contessa Lucia Viuolla, would attend him whenever the Maestro would be pleased to receive her. Bignor Berger scowled and' nhrngged his shoulders. lie had already, iu the short time ho had been in Milan, heard several "contcssas" play, and ho hud not been 'avornbly impressed by theirgeuius, and, ndeed, it must be admitted that tho adies in question had a greater desiro to ee tho handsome foreigner than to make iy progress in music. Ho had forgot p that the thrce'pupils were too poor pay for their tuition nud were there re uiven their musical education by cLarity of the city. However, he Jit back an answer that he would give e contessa her that lesson at .3 o'clock next afteni"M, then betook up violin, and : ,, . utessa aud Milan J success mi. I the Kapellmeister ised from his miud, wh'lo the music, ared in tremulous vibrations through e room. Tho next day everything sveut wrong. ) had yet io b arn t lie patience neces ry for a tciujiur, n ml the countless mis kes of bis. pupiis, the jur.ing discords 1 the seeming stupidity rendered him jarly furious. At i o'clock the charity upil, Contessa Lucia, was ushered into Is presence, followed by an old woman, er escort. Tho contessa did not look cry aristocratic in her dress. Every thing she hud on was cheap. . In fact, f xcept that her dieses was neater and fiore tastefully arranged, it was abojt he same as the servants, Tho maestro us walking up utid down the room with an ominous frown on his face. He Wheeled around and looked at her. "Well, Siguoia, what do you wish?" he said, crossly. ' "I have come for my lesson, Signor,'' the replied, timidly. j lie looked at his tablets. "You are either too early or too late. Tin v is a Contessa Yiucjla who conies now. lint if she does not come " "I am the contessa, signor," and ,fclio proceeded to unwrap her violin from its green "covering, while the servant hobbled to the neuiist chair. You came to amuse yourself in a dilettante way on the violin." "1 came tt learn to p'ay, Maestro; to bo ablo to teach music some day. Who .knowi'J" and she laughed a little nervously. "Contessns don't teach music,". he said, scornfully. "It is only poor plebei ans who do that. Let me hear you play." Sho ncstlod the violin on her shoulder caressingly, and obediently romr.u need. The air was simple, a pleasant, lullaby, In a minor key, soft and sad, which had been sung by many Roman n"!hnrs to their children. One of thoo airs.which, liko the German Liedcr, ono linds anions the people, its author and origin lo?t ia imtlipiity, yet everlasting from its pathos and tenderness. Tho violin was fit to bo its Interpreter, an old Cremona almost black with ago. Tho music floated out from tho five quivering strings. The girl, her eyes almost closed and her head bent forward, stood erect, playing. The old servant sat listlessly, caught by the music swaying to and fro, as if rocking some child, dead fifty years ago. Karl llerger stood frowning in the shadow of a cur tain. What right had a contessa, a young girl, to play like that? What riglrt had she to a violin which was so much hotter than his? Tho soft repeated strains came to an end, and the girl turned proudly toward him. "It is a wretched piece, wretchedly played," he said, crossly. "You will never make an artiste of yourself. It lacks soul, it lacks rhythm, it lacks everything." These petulant words words which tho honest Karl Berger was ashamed of even while ho uttered thom struck tho young girl like a blow. Her face, proud and happy at her successful ren dering of tho simple peasant air, fell suddenly at this harsh verdict, and. girl like, she burst into sobs and left the room, whilo tho Bcrvant stared stolidly at the fierce foreigner, and then rose and hobbled after tho girl. Karl Berger felt, ashamed of himself and his sudden Ih of anger. He took up his own violin, but it sounded harsh, lie was cold and courteous to the pupils who came that afternoon, but he wa9 glad when tho day was over. They were lighting the lamps in the courtyurd below when ho looked out. Ho watched the servants as they put the lamps in their places, and after they hud left he stood at tho window looking absently down on the empty courtyard beneath, when he saw a liguro coming slowly across the yard. Ho stepped out on the balcony and called to her, for ho recognized the escort of the Contossa Lucia. When the woman had como up ho asked her: "Where docs tho Contessa Vinella live ?" "In this house, signor, with a relative. The contessa has no other friends and sho lives here, but not in idleness, sig nor 1 She is too proud for that! Sho takes care of the house, and works like a servant. She has uo friends but me; I was her nurse. Sho is too proud to go with others in the houso. Even her rela tives do not patronize her, and the ser vants are always very polite to her, and always obey her, but behind her back they laugh at her here, and call her the 'contessa-of -all-work,' and tho 'contessa cook.' Hor grandfather, the Count Vineila, had taught her music, and she worked bo hard at it that sho might earn her own living that way. Last week she won the pri.o at tho conservatoire, and the city was to pay her tuition wi'h you. You should not have spoken 8o8urshly to her, signor? I found her in her.little room crying as if her heart would break." Karl Berger ran his bands through his hair. "I was wronflr very wrong. Will you tell her I said so? Ask her to come again, aud I will promise to be fairer." Tho next afternoon the girl came in. "It was very silly of me, Maestro, to run away liko that" she said; "but I want so much to be a good artiste, and when you told mo I could not " "Don't talk about it, please," inter rupted Karl; "I was cross and tired, and, if you must know it, jealous," and he smiled grimly. ""es, jealous, that you could play better than I." Lucia Mushed with delight. "If you mean that but nol Y'ou are laughing at me!" "I nieau what I said," replied Karl, determinedly. "I cun teach you tech nique, perhaps; after that you have noth ing to learn." So it was settled. Ono day, during the lesson, Karl said abruptly: v "Would you like also to sic.ey at night? My eveuiug9 ar,o all my own." The girl laughed with pleasure and cried: "Oh, Mastcro, you aro so kind." So, after the work was done, Lucia would como in with Marcia, her old nurse, and after the lesson Karl would pick up his own violin and play. One night he stopped suddenly' and said to her: "I wish you would not call -me Maes tro. I am not a master in music. I am only a sham, and some day they will find it out. I am not much older than you and don't play any better. I want you to think of mo as a fellow student, not as a teacher." "What shall I call you, then?" Lucia asked shyly. "Kail." " That is a pretty name," said Lucia. " It was my father's," and he went on to speak of his Northern home, of the snow-storm when all the family died but himself, and how he was found famished and senseless, with his vivliu hugrcd to his breast. And Lucia sat still and drank in every word. Then sho told him of her own home and her pust history. Each night after they, laid their music aside they would sit mid talk, and Mar cia would sit and slumber quietly in her chair. Soon the opera soison commenced, and often the three wiJild tit back in some little box which Iliad been placed at Karl's disposal, ad listen to tho grand creations of the roisters. A happy time for both. Karl yas all gentleness to the little contessa, tJuid the grim young Norseman commenced to lind himself making jokes tjfc ainiibe her. He to make jokes hohvi hitherto gone through lifo in his sober, solemn way to make jokes! It was surprising Indeed. They called each other Karl and Lucia, and sometimes brother and sister. So things went on, till suddenly Marcia fell sick. Lucia stayed by her bedside se much as her work would allow. Tha lessons must cease till Marcia grew bet ter, for she had no other chapcrone, and of course it was impossible for her to go without ono. The days seemed to drag slowly aleng, and tho night-watching teiran to tell on her. She grew paler and went about sad and musing. As for Karl, the first time that Lueia missed hor lesson he became rather angry. "She thinks she has learned every thing, perhaps, and is through with me," he muttered. He tried to feel injured and banish her from his mind, and for awhile he thought he had succeeded. When the long even ing came and lie found himself alone, he became restless ud uneasy, and imagined himself only anxious that nothing might have happened to Lucia. He took up his violin, but soon put it aside, and then ho went out to tho opera-house. Tho prima donna was out of "voice and tho orchestra vile. Coming home, he met ono of the servants. "Where is Marcia ?" he asked. "Very sick, signor." So that was it. He went gloomily up stairs and went straight to the mirror and began to apostrophize his image. "Maestro Berger, you are an ass," he said quietly. "However poor she may be, she is still contessa and you are only Karl Berger," and ho took up his violin and commence to play. But with all his self-restraint he found the days nery long and tiresome. One night Lucia sat alone in the room when she heard Karl's violin. He was telling his story of love, unconsciously, to the ono from whom he intended to hide it. As tho girl sat there in the darkness, holding Mnrcia's hand, she folt strangely happy and quiet. Suddenly Marcia opened her eyes. "Lucia," she said, "I am ever so much better." The proud contessa bent over and kissed the wrinkled face of the servant and said, gravely : "That is well; but you must sleep, Marcia, nn'd not talk." "Play for me, Cara," said the old wo man, drowsily. And Karl Berger heard suddenly from Marcia's room the answer to his violin's confession. Sweetly and softly it camo to him at first, but soon it swelled out into full volume. It told all to him that was necessary. And when the girl ceased playing and sank back in her chair, blushing rosily red, there weie two peo- Ele in tho house who were perfectly appy. When Lucia awoke the next morning and found Marcia better and the heavens and the birds in harmony with her happy mood, the first thing she did was to kiss her violin, and when she had dressed and was coming down the stairs, singing like a lark, she saw nt tho foot Karl Berger, his face flushed and looking very happy, indeed. "Tell mc, little Lucia," ho said, eager ly, "didn't the violin speak truly ?" I don't know what she said, for I didn't hear it; but I do know that Milan was surprised to hear that very winter that one of its contessas hud married a music teacher. Washington Hatchet. A Great Singer's Precautions. On a damp, chilly afternoon this week, says a recent Nr.w York letter to the Bos ton Herald, I was in a Central Park res taurant. Simultaneously, two other riders sought the same surcease from tho wet diversion. They were Nicolini and his famous Patti ; and you are wondering what the great singer could havo to pre sent her iu a new phase, considering how many columus have been tilled with descriptions of her personally. The fresh point which this view enables me to make concerning the only woman in the world whose wages are thousands of dollars per day was the care which she took to keep herself from damage. Without her voice, Patti would bo a handsomo little matron of forty, but of no public value. Therefore, her very consequential throat was wrapped round and round with a silk scarf, which sho removed on getting into the house. On the way from tho carriage she hud held a handkerchief to her mouth on saying something, mi that no raw air should reach her voca. organ. Her feet in Arc tic oversnoes, her ankles in baby-like leggins, and her mantel enveloped her ligitre from neck to hem. But the odd est protection against catching cold was a wad of cotton in each car. " She must have had earache," I said to a physician who makes a specialty of throat diseases, who has some of the grand opera singers for patients, and of whom 1 subsequently inquired on tho subject. " Not at alf," ho replied; "she seldom goes out of doors in winter without plugging her ears. It is a strange fact that the vocal cords aro susceptible to the slightest chill entering through aural passages. There isn't uny affectation in Patti's extraordinary precautious. You wouldn't marvel at the tiddler who owned an old treasure of a violin, aud carried it in cotton for fear of breakage. Isn't it sensible, then, for a prima donnu to guard jealously tho only voice she's got(" I judge, however, that Patti's stomach is composed of sterner and not less ablo stuff, for the beefsteak aud onions that she washed down through her rarely sensitive throat with a bottle of ale wero astonishing iu quantity. Our powers are limited. No one ever saw the whole of anything, however simple it may appear; and the more com plex the object, the smaller the fraction that we behold. If we but realize this fully, it will go far toward dispelling prejudice und broadening our outlook A MAN'S, COSTLY CANINES, BFEXTDIKO- f100,000 TO SATISIT A LOVE I OK DOGS. noun Ti lth Bed., Ilallia, Kail iRlited lioiKlolrit, Menin llrnipd Retiring Iloom. and Other I.uxurlcw. A party of gentlemen in an Eiie train, New Yorkward bound, were talking bout men's hobbies, when one of them made the remark that a Bergen county man had spent Kfl 00.000 on a hobby. "What was it?" asked the writer, who was one of tho party. "Dogs." . .. "And who is the man?" "Mr. E. If. Hcarn, who lives' just tcross the bridge from Passaic. He is department superintendent in Loril lard's establishment, and one of Loril lard's right bowers. Y ou'd ought to see him I" b With Mr. Clarence II. Van Deuscn, of Passaic, who is a connoisseur in all that pertains to canines, and who had cour teously volunteered to conduct the intro ductory preliminaries of tho visit, a trip was mado to Mr. Ileum's kennels one day 2uring the week. The I learn mansion is lituated on the left bank of the Passaic river, and is surrounded by clcgantly-cared-for grounds. To the rear of the residence are the famous dog kennels wherein are kept tho dogs which have taken prizes at all the prominent bench shows of this country and Europe for many years past. Tho buildings cover the better part of an acre of ground, and are fitted up in a manner which would bo the envy of many a mechanic of the metropolis. Mr. E. L. Williams, Mr. E. R. Ileum's manager, greeted the writer and his com panion at tho main entrance, and cour teously signified his willingness to give ny information within his power. Ho led the way through the canine bou doirs. Each kennel, of which there are a score or more, has a stone flooring, and a shifting glnss roof which can be moved at w ill to let in the light or keep out the cold. Running water is located in a corner of each compartment, and each is lighted at night by gas, aud is heated by hot water conducted through the series of buildings by means of pipes supplied from an immense boiler. Couches, which would make the average tramp's mouth water, are filled with clean straw every day and at night aro fas tened to the side walls by means of catches. A monster bath-tub provides a lavatory for the hightoned canines, nnd in one corner of the main building is the culinary department, where the food is cooked for the petted descendants of canine blue blood. At the rear of the buildings, in the orchard, is the "run," where tho animals take their walks abroad. Each kencel is ten feet square and is surrounded by ash sides, surrounded by a wicker-work barrier. Mr. Ileum has about twenty dogs at present, the "boss" dog being the Duke of Leeds. Money could not buy the ani mal, Duke has taken several "Hundred Guinea" prizes in Europe, and has long been a favorite at all the kennel shows in this country. He stands above three feet in height, and when in good condi tion weighs somewhere near 150 pounds. When standing upright Duke was many inches higher than the tallest man who was present at the private exhibition. He carried away the honors of the recent Philadelphia show and also at that held at Montreal. Leila, another famous St. Bernard, has also made a small fortune for her owner. Leila is nearly as high as Duke, and is about the height of the average dining- room table. She was also a prize runner at tne lairs mentioned, and also at the recent non-sporting show held at Madi son Square Garden. Leila's pup, Valen tine, is a monster brute, and his frisky play with his mother resembled the play ful antics of a baby elephant. Bonivard, which among the others, claims relationship with British ances tors, is als-o a monster dog. He i i one of the five that carried oil the honors at Philadelphia, where Mr. Williams had all the dogs on exhibition. Rony is an other animal of the many that money could not buy. Most of these animals are direct descendants of Sidney W. Smith's famous English St. Bernards. Joa Emmet's famous ten thousand dollar dog Rector, which, by the way, cost only $4,000, was sold to the actor for the latter amount by Mr. Hearn. Rector was raised here, but was born in England. A'eu York World. An Oyster Whips a Duck. A rough-und-tumble combat between a wild duck and an oyster occurred here the other day. The duck was a large aud full grown one that had recently come down from the north to enjoy our winter climate. It was of the diving species, which inhabit the bays till the spring, when they return north. When the oys ter feeds it opens its shell wide till the full oyster is plainly visible. A sight of such a morsel was too much for the duck. He made a headlong plunge, in serting his bill between tho oyster's open shell. Like a flush, aud with the power of a vise, the shell closed on the duck's beak. Then came the struggle for life. The oyster, which was quite a large one, was dragged from its bed, with three smaller ones clinging to it, the cluster heing heavy enough to keep the duck's heud under water. Iu this way the duck drowned. Its buoyuncy was sutlicient to tlout with the oysters, and thus drifted near the dock, where it was captured. When taken out of the water the animal heat hud not left the duck. The oyster still clung to the duck's beak. Corput L'hrUti ( J'exue) Caller. 1 " A person Jean do anything on these roller skates that is possible to do on the ice," explained the attendant at the skating ring the other day. "Yes, I believe ihsjc is so," replied a bystander. "Iknewamau to break his nose tha othpr day, SUUetman. SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL. The Germans now make from paper pulp the most delicate wheels for wa tches. A very thin coating of glycerine will prevent frost or steam gathering on a window-pane. Iu France symtoms of poisoning huve followed the cuting of vegetables growu on boil which had been treated with chemical poisons -to destroy the phyl loxera insect of the grape-vines. A writer in Science reports discovering within a common pumpkin somo of its seeds already germinated. Tho caiili cles were from one to three inches in length, while some of the rootlets were over seven inches. Late Belgian experiments have had the object of preserving wood by exhausting the air from the pores and causing liquid gutta percha to take its place. Tho gutta percha is liquefied oy being heated with parafline, and it hardens on cooling after being introduced into the wood. According to Sir Trevor Lawrence, M. P , there is a Collector of orchids in Eng land who employs fourteen pers ns nearly all German naturalists, and each costing about $0,000 a year to search for new Bpecies and varieties in different parts of tho world. He has two acres of the plants under glass, and his total an nual expenditure on orchids is nearly $100,000. It has' been demonstrated by Dr. Hans Molisch that the roots of plants may be deflected from their normal direction by exposure on one sido to certaia gases. If such gases are in moderate quantities the roots bend away from, their sources; if in proper quantities, toward such lource. The side of the root exposed to the action of tho gas grows more strong ly than the other. M. A. llaman says that lead pipes ought to be entirely disused as conduc tors of drinking water, The water takes up particles of lead, not only by the me chanical action of friction, but", by affin ity of some of its constituents, attacks the metal itself, and lead carbonate re sults. These minute particles of lead introduced into the system causes anie mia, and consequently defective nutri tion. Some remarkable illustrations of the power of plants to adapt themselves to diverse conditions havo been furnished by the observations of Senor Ledislao Netto, of Rio Janeiro. One plant Strychnos triplienervia-was found grow ing in an open spaco as a bush about six feet high, while another specimen of the same species was seen in the shade of some woods only a few yards away as a vine sixty feet iu length. Other plants were allowed to become vines of consid erable length in the dense Brazilian for ests, and at once began to change their appearance to that of shrubs on being given free exposure to the sunlight. Great Men and Gastronomy. Dr. Fordyce, tho distinguished Eng lish surgeon, ate but one meal a day. Dr. Pair confessed his love for hot boiled lobsters with a profusion of shrimp sauce. Pope says: One loves the pheasant's wing and one the leg; The vulgar boll, the learned roast an egg. Dryden said that a chine of honest bacon pleased his appetite more than all tho marrow puddings. Sir Isaac Newton, when writing his " Principia," lived on a scanty allowance of bread and water, and a vegetable diet. Dr. Johnson wa partial to new honey and clouted cream, and all his lifetime had a voracious attachment for a leg of muiion. Dr. Pnley, having been out fishing for a whole day, was asked on his return if he had met with good sport. "Oh, yes," he auswered, " i have caught no "fish, but I have made a sermon." Beau Brummcl, speakiig of a man and wishing to convey his maximum of con temptuous feeling about him, said: " He is a fellow, now, that would send his plate up twice for soup." Pepys, of Charles II. 's reign, having company at breakfast, mentions: "I had for them a barrel of oysters, a dish of neats' tongues, aud a disu of anchovies, with wine of all sorts and ale." Pope, who was an epicure, would lie in bed for days at Lord Bolingbroke's. unless he were told that there were stewed lampreys for dinner, when he rose in stantly and came down to tho table. Franklin at ono time contemplated practicing ubstineoce from animal food, but having seen a cod opened w hich con tained some small fish, said to himself. " If you eut one another I see no reason why we may not eat you." He accord ingly dined on the cod with no small degree of pleasure. HosUn JlutUjet. On Time. The sun dial was the first time' meas urer. Tho Romans used water clocks in 1G0 B. C. The hardest clock to keep wound is an eight day one. Charles Harris, of Loudon, invented the pendulum iu ltill. Clocks which keep excellent time may be bought for one dollar. In 1UJ0 tho first striking clock was in vented by a Cisterican m ink. The style of modern lashionuble clocks is that of our errand fat hers. The first wooden clock made in this country was by James Harrison in iyo. jln loGl Henri do Wyck built a clock in', the palace of King Charles V. of I'l'lllCC. Tho highest priced pnrlor clock in Americu is owned by a Wall street man. It was made iu New York and cost f ol, 0OIW ng lailK-s now wear scarf puis sum lar tho men. RATES OF ADVERTISING. One Rqanre, one Inch, one iiiFortion $ 1 One Pqnnrc, one inch, one mortfh S One Pqimre, one Inrh, llirco months. One S'qiisre, one Inch, one year 10 Two Squares, one ycr 15 (juarler Colnmn, one ear..... so Ilnlf I'olnmn, one year so One Column, one year jno Icral idvertiomenU ten centa cr line each aertloii. Marriage nd death notices sratia. All bill" for yearly advertnementa collected qn terly. Temporary advertisement mum b nam ; advance. .inh work cash on delivery. BENEATH THE EBTH. When I lneath the cold, rod earth am slop Ing, i Life's fever o'er, Will there for me be any bright eye weeping That I'm no more? Will there be any heart still memory keeping Of heretofore? When the great winds through leafless forests rushing. Like full hearts break .. When the swoll'n streams, o'er crag and gully gushing, Sad music make Will there be one, whose heart despair i crushing. Mourn for my sake? When the bright inn upon that spot is shining With purest ray, ; . A.nd the small flowers, their buds and blos soms twining, Burst through that clay Will there bo ono still on that spot repining Lost hopes all day? When the night shadows, with ths ample sweeping Of her dark pall, The wo.ld and all its manifold creation sleep. in-, The great and small Will then be one, even at that that dread hour, weeping Forme for all? When no star twinkles with its eye of glory On that low mound, And wirrtry seprms have with their ruins hoarv Italoneness crowned, Will there be thlan one versed In misory'g story PaciAr it round? It may be so but thV Bel fish sorrow To ask Vich meed A weakness and a wlelqpdness, to borrow From hearts that bleed rhe waitings of to-day, for what to-morrow Shall never noed. Lay me then gently in my narroWdwej;i.i, Thou gentle heart! ,, ana, inougn my Dosom snouia witn gnei be swelling, Let no tear start; It were in vain for time hath long been knelling Sad one, depart 1 William Motherwell. HUMOR OF THE DAY. The beautiful's nrj A belle's frigid negative. If silence be golden dumb people Remembering the poor is well enough ; but it is much better to give them some thing. -Picayune. The ice man may not be much of a skater, but he is able to make fancy fig ures on ice. Boston Pott. "I must shake oil this bad habit," said a tramp, as ho gazed at his tattered coat. Sew York Journal. When a trotting horse dies it is always one day after his owner was offered a fabulous price for him. Free Press. Contempt of court The way the old man feels when his daughter's lover lin gers Into the small hours. Iioston Star. The camel is tho only bird we yearn f lioar wurhla affsit liataninr ft mirkj- learning to play the violin. Fall liiver Adcance. 'An exchange asks: " Will the coming woman work?" That will depend upon how lazy her husband is. Aru York Journal. "Reporters, like poets, are born.' The writer might also have said the same of shoemakers, tailors and grocers. Most men arc usually born. Graphic. " The wicked stand on slippery places, The righteous only wear a crown" The preacher spake, and on the pavement, Like a weight of woe, sat down. Merchant-Traveler. A poet sings: "I miss you my dar ling, my darling; the embers burn low on the hearth." It's an awful thing not to have a wife around to attend to the Are. Call. "I would liko to treat " began a Congressman, one day last week, and then all the other Congressmen grabbed their hats and adjourned tho meeting by a rising vote. Aeie York Diqxttch. She held my heart in a willing thrill, She held my ring on her finger small, She held my resioct, this muiileii young, Aud she also knew when to hold lirr tongun, Huston Courier, When you hear the old veteran with a head like an oyster bowl, telling tho old Btory of the weather back in the twen ties, you perceive that, in spite of the progress of invention there has been no improvement iu lying worth mentioning. Lowell Courier. Science marches steadily forward with the torch of progress, clearing up the mysteries of yesterday, and bringing those of to-morrow dimly into view, but she stands palsied in all her efforts to make out what it is that chews oil the brim of a boy's hat. Chicago Ledger. " Here's a whole ball of tw ine," said the irritable old gent to his musical niece, "and now 1 want a stop put to this thing of settiu' down iu the parlor hull hours at a stretch, raisin' tho neigh bor, yellin' about 'The Lost Chord.'" She is now learning a new song. Jer. chMt-2'raeeler. Taken at His Word. It was one of the genus tramp. He knocked at the door of a houso, and when a kindly-looking woman opened it he said : ' "Madam, I am very hungry. I have had nothing for a week back.'' "Why, you poor soul," said the "cod woman, "wait u moment and l'U'tlnd something for you " And nhe gave him an old porous plas ter, and closed tfba door before he lmd finished thaukini her. Free Press. iinj her. Free Pr .t I pu f 1: