THE FOREST REPUBLICAN RATES OF ADVERTISING. On Bqnar. on Inch, on lnrtlon U On Hqnsr, on Inr.h, on month I M On Bqunr, one Inch, three month 01 On Rqnara, one Iseh, on jtm 10 Two Sqnilt, on J M QonrUr Column, on yr t Half Colaaaa, on jx On Calamn Jon ymt Mt LfJ 11e st Mtebllitied mt. Karri? aA ath BoMoa gratia. All bi tot jmT a4rn -.- flt4 im tnr. Ttpimry TattlMBMBM mal b . Ik arkne. Jk WTh h Mltary. ! poblleh.a rr- Wluda, by J. E. WENK. ttml OrtJoe In Bmenrbaugh & Co.'e Building t BLM 8THF.Br, TIONKSTA, PA. Term, $1.00 pr Year. Wo jnhMrtotlnns mm1t4 for short parU ConponUuo Unlt4 from til hiU f Ik ul-. No Bflo win b Uka f loiuuil ommusleattotis. TOL.IYII. NO. 15. TIONESTA, PA., WEDNESDAY, JULY 30, 1884. $1.50 PER ANNUM. hlit) si ft HERE AND THERE. Borrow and pain nnd night are one; Darkness corned with all; Shadows rlso and full: Thn.njwn's cold light Is nothorown; Oijthe silver stum npKnr, Given as 'twere by Hopo to cheer The faint and wenry When and and dreary Here! Happiness, joy and Miss are one; Sunlight comes to stay ; Shndows flee away; Tlie Master sits upon His throne, A shining light in heaven alwve, Ruling men by Faith and Love. Turning thoir mourning Into bright morning There? A COLORADO SAUCEPAN . One thousand, fivu hundred miles in n farm-wagon! A weary distance to I ravel. To bo suro thcro wero double springs utted to the wagon, nnd comfortable Uid placed in the back where the invalid mother constantly reclined, nnd where Nollio too often cast herself. Hut both Nellie and her mother were ipnro glad than tliey could Bay that Tike's X - was so near, and their journey rt 'lone. itoft a minute, Harry," said tho joung girl, excitedly, ns t hoy passed tho Balancing Hook in tho Garden of tho Gods. And out she sprang to rescue a 8hmpg object from beneath tho crunch ing heels. 'If is a saucepan, mumma, perfectly new nnd bright, ia anything ever more fortunate? Wo have needed ono so much since wo lost ours in that storm on the Plat to." "Will it fit our camp stove?" nsked Harry. "Eanctly, I think." "It must have been dropped by per sons a very short distance in advance," enid tho mother. "At supper tinio they will bewnil their loss." "And at supper-time," laughed Nellie, "we will rejoice over our gain." An hour later tho travelers had passed through tho picturesque village of Mani iou, nestling at tho baso of Piko's Teak, and halted in linglemaun's C'unon, near the Iron Spring. "We have selected tho loveliest spot for our tent that you can imagine, mamma," announced Nellie, breathless ly, after a short exploration of the camping-ground. "Frank nnd I were divided as to tho north or south side of the road, but we finally decided on a little south side knoll, which slopes to a gurgling brook at tho back and faces the road in front. It is all among tho pines, too, mamma, and I am suro it will make you well to breatho such pure nir in such a lovely spot." Tho tent was soon pitched, nnd when tho early twilight fell tho tloor had been laid and wagon unpacked. "Oh, lovo I am lonely; I'm waiting here fur the e." warbled Nellie, at her work in tho ex tension or kitchen. "How glad I am that we havo no near neighbors,'1 she remarked to her brother, who whs feeding the stove with resinous pine, "for I shall want to sing all tho time out here." "But we have neighbors," ho an swered. "They ciimo a few moments ago, nnd choso the verwbite I first se lected, nnd aro busy putting up their tent now." t "Is there an invalid with them?" "Yes, an old gentleman, rather a cross :no, too, I mn afraid, for I heard him colding quite sharply a short time ago." Nellie nroso early the next morning for ere was much yet to bo accomplished s the way of becoming settled ja the w home. While preparing breakfast a heard a pleasant "Good morning!" im the back door, and glanced up to ;iud a young man standing there. "Pardon so early a visit, "heexplained, "but have you a saucepan you ciuld con veniently loan ? Wo have lost ours, and my uncle thinks ho cannot possibly do without his porridge." "Ours is not in use nnd you nro quite welcome to it," was tho cordial re sponse. "Are you tho cook ?" sho continued, her face dimpling into smiles as she scanned the handsome face and well-knit flgure. "Yes, to my sorrow, I am for the pres ent. May I call on you for some kindly hints when in a particular dilemma?'' glanciug suggestively at her well-floured bands. "Certainly, ns often ns you like. cave served a full apprenticeship." "Nellie, tho potatoes aro burning," called her mother from the inner room. Whereupon tho young man hastily de parted, promising an early return of tho saucepan. "No ladies with them!" said Nellie, at the breakfast-tuble, "how dreary that must be." "They have been on a tour in the mountains," said Harry, "but it did not seem to bcuelit Mr. Castleinau." "Custlcmun !" exclaimed Nellie, in pained surprise, "is that the name?" "Yes. But what's the matter, Nell? You look its if you had seen a ghost." "Where aro they from?" "Illinois, I believe. Tho old gentle man sttvs he owns property in our coun ty." "The very same," thought Nellie, with a pang, "just before papa died he told '"e that Cnstlenian was the name, of tho :nan who obtained our home on a secu--ty debt. And this is the man. Dear, 'ur old home," she thought, "it breaks y heart to remember your comforts and -ociations. and to think that luumma.in i-r ill-health is banished from you." "Perhaps I may ask jour daughter an for the suueepun, madam," said Frank Cosllemnn, when ho returned that useful article, "By a strange coincidence tho only tin storo in tho village was burned last night. Our man will be hero in a few days with supplies, however, and then wo will trouble you no longer." "Mamma," said Nellie, on his depar ture, "I feel sure that saucepans theirs. It seems dreadful to think of, for we need it so badly." "I'll buy you one, sis, with the very first money I can earn," said Harry. "Oh, dear, how miserable It is to bo poor!" sighed Nellie. "I think I'll just keep it, for mamma must havo her por ridge, and they can buy a do.cn if they wish." Hut the result of tho matter wns that nfter dinner, she attired herself in a brown cashmere, dress, whoso color well suited eyes of hazel and golden hair, and started with the saucepan to their neigh bor's tent. The doors were tied back, and seated within on a camp chair, sho saw a feeblo old man. "Come in," he called, in a sharp voice, ns sho hesitated at tho door. "Help yourself to a chair, child. I am in no fix to play the gallant, as you can sec." "I trust you find that Colorado air is beneficial to you, sir," Ncllio ventured to remark, after being seated. "Not a bit of it," he answered, testily. "Those pesky mountains came near being tho death of mo. Tho altitude was too grcnt." "It seems so pleasant here that we hopo our invalid mother will grow strong rapidly." "Pleasant enough, if camping out wasn't tho prescribed thing, but this doing without homo comforts for the sake of health seems rather inconsistent to me." "Wo have quito a comfortable camp ing outfit," said Nellie, with modest frido. "Our list includes a coffce-sack-ng carpet, a folding rocking chair, a looking glass " "Ana a saucepan," no interrupted, grimly. "No sir," sho answered, earnestly, "the saucepan is not ours. We found it in tho Garden of tho Gods, a short time before we reached here, and I brought it over thinking it might be the ono you lost." "Humph!"- after a brief examination, "it is tho very same. I know it by this cross mark. I suppose I ought to be greatly obliged for its return, for one doesn't often get back what is lost on tho highway." "Wo would like to have you call to sco ns," said Nellie, rising, "I believe we nro your nearest neighbors.." "Didn't supposo I'd have any neigh bors," sho answered with evident irrita tion; "was told there could be no ono near." With a stiff "Good afternoon! ' Nellie made her exit. "Disagreeable old man!"' sho said, on reaching homo. "Ho did not thank me at all, mamma, and implied that he regretted having neighbors when I asked him to call. "He must bo a great sufferer to be so ill-natured," commented her mother. "Mother. I'll take you on a jaunt through L" to Pass to-day," said sixteen-year-old Harry, a few days later, "for as I've found a job at last, the horses and 1 will have 'to leave you soon. Frank Custlcmun 6ays ho will take charge of the tent." "Why should we placo ourselves un der obligation to Mr. Frank Castleman?" asked Nellie coldly. "Tho tent can take care of itself." Sinco the unfortunate visit in regard to tho saucepan,' she had passed tho Cas tlemans'tcnt day after day, unheeding, on her way to the Iron Spring. That very afternoon, for the first time, Frank Castleman had seemed quite oblivious tocher presence as well, ns ho stood in tho spring pagoda chatting gaily with a bevy of tastily dressed girls irom one of tho villugo hotels. And Nellie felt an access of bitter ness in her heart at the thought that one day this gay, laughing young man, who only appreciated weultii and style, would be master of tho dear home she had lost. "You avoid us, Miss Loomis," said Frank on the very next morning, as the two chauccd to meet ut Kuxton creek. "You never give us a nod and a smile as you pass. Has anything my uncle may have said in regard to that wretchd little saueepau aught to do with the matter?" "By no means," was tho frigid reply. "That was too slight an affair to be worthy of remembrance." "Please expluin, then," an honest trouble in his dark eyes. "Havo 1 done anything to offend?" "No, it is nothing. Why vex yourself about a trifle? Y'ou have many friends in the village, doubtless, who are congen ial, and who enjoy your companionship." "As you do not, I am led to infer," ho replied, bitterly, as he left. "Oh, Nellie," said her mother, as she entered the tent, "I forgot to tell you that Mr. Castlemnn,Sr., called this after noon while you were at the spring.- He made quite a visit, admired our bough porch, and asked me to call when lie left." "Perhaps ho is sorry he spoke so un kindly when I was there," said Nellie, with a sudden sense of compassion for the sick, lonely man. But suddenly all thought of Mr. Cas tleman, Sr., aud his tantalizing nephew were merged into that beautiful sleep which comes only to the just, and to campers in Colorado. "Miss Loomis! Miss Loomis!" she heard a voice call through the mist of her dreams, and she gave a startled an swer. "My uncle is very ill," the voice con tinued. "Will it be possible for you to come and stay with him while I go for tho doctor? Our man has gone to Den ver for the horses-" "I will come immediately. Go right on to Manitou." "Mamma, ring this bell if you need mo," she said on starting. Mr. Castlcmnn's condition brought her ability as nurse into immediate req uisition. Sho built a fire in the camp-stove, but finding no vessel in which to boil water, bethought herself suddenly of the re turned saucepan. "How glad I am I brought it back," she thought gratefully, " for thero is not ono moment to lose." By tho time tho physician had arrived, constant applications of hot water to tho patient, and tho immersion of his feet in it, had very much improved his con dition. Tho doctor commended in highest terms the course pursued by tho trembling little nurse, and said that her speedy ac tion had paved the patient's life. A grateful glance from Mr. Castleman, Sr., and one of intense admiration from Mr. Castleman, Jr., fell upon her flushed face and shining, dishevelled hair at this statement. " It was tho saucepan," sho cried, im pulsively. "I could not have heated tho water but for it." Nellie guided her mother's feeblo foot steps to tho door of their neighbor's tent next morning. Mr. Castleman was much improved, and expressed his appreciation of the call. A very friendly feeling was established between the invalids after this, and Nel lie or her mother visited tho tent at least once a day during tho old gentleman's convalescence. Ho softened visibly be neath tho unaccustomed influence, and even nsked Nellie to bring her guitar nnd sing for him. When Mr. Castleman grew stronger ho came every day to tho Loomis' tent, lie ob served Nellie's uniform cheerfulness, her industry, her economies, and ho was never wearied of watching her swift, bird-liko movements. "No rjorridire for vour mother?" he nsked ono night when lie had remained for tea. "Why, how is that, little girl?" "I am sorry I have none for either her or you, but wo have nothing to prepare it in." "Bless my life ! No saucepan I Why did you not speak of it long ago? The next morning a new saucepan was set insido tho tent door. It was addressed to Nellie, and, re moving the cover, she found within a thick paper marked : "Medicine for your mother." "Oh, mamma, do open it quick; curi osity has taken complete possession of me." "Why, Nellie," said her mother, in a choked voice, "it is a deed to our old home, given in Mr. Castleman's name. What does it mean, my child?" "Ah! I know, I know," sho cried, be side herself with happiness; "aud, oh! I am so glad." Sho could scarcely make explanation to her mother for tho exuberance of her joy. Her face was radiant when she re turned from her visit of thanks to Mr. Castleman. "He was'sokind, mamma; and when I kissed him ho kissed mo back ngain." Tho days that followed were golden ones to Nellie. It seemed that the sun had never sent down such soft, life giving rays before, and it was a wonder ful moon that flooded tho valley with its radiance through the long summer nights. Her coldness toward Frank Castleman diminished in marked degree ns the days sped on, but there was an intangible barrier between them yet. The two invalids grew stronger every day, and now that Mr. Castleman's horses and carriage had arrived, they, with Frank and Nellie, took long trips to Glen Eyrie, Cheyenne Canon, Monument park and other points o interest. One day Nellie was sent on 'a pressing errand to Colorado Springs, and Frank accompanied her as usual ns driver. As they returned across the mesa (tableland) tho sun was throwing its last, slanting beams on tho Garden of tho Gods, which lay in beauty beneath them. "I always supposed." said Frank, laughing, "that tulips (two lips) lady fingers, heartseaso, and all such flowers bloomed in tho Garden of tho Gods, did not you? Hope I shall yet find them, I'm sure." "I doubt if you will," replied Nellie, a bright red staining tho ivory of her cheeks. Whereupon ensued a conversation of such absarbiug interest that a full hour had elapsed ere they reached the "Bal ancing Bock." "1 shall never forget," said Nellie, ir relevantly, "that h was hero we found that dear little saucepan." "And I shall never forget, "said Frank, radiantly, "that it was iu the Garden of tho Gods I found my dear little sauce pan, too." "And tho tulips, the lady-fingers, tho heartsease as well," he slyly whispered. "Blessed little saucepans both," ho added. "Uncle and I may well thank the fate that brought them into our j lives. Ltiaigo current. Language of the Eyes. It is said that very quiet eyes that im press and embarrass ono with their re pose signify self-command, but also much complacency ami some conceit. Restless eyes that cannot look one stead ily in the face denote a deceitful, design ing mind. Eyes in which tho white has a -yellowish tiugo and is streaked with reddish veins, prove much of strong pas sion and hasty tempers. Very blue eyes bespeak a mind inclined to coquetry; grey eyes signify dignity, intelligence, and excellent reasoning faculties; green ish eyes, falsehood aud a fondn.-ss for scandal. A malicious mind is often in dicated by greetiish eyes. Black eyes show a passionate, lively temperament, and of times a most deceitful disposition; brown eyes are generally tender and true, indicating a kind and happy dis position. frog reel. SIAM AND ITS CUSTOMS. A COUNTRY WHICH IS RAPIDLY BE COMIRCt CIVILIZED. Curioua Cii.lom. of tlic People A He narkably 1'olilo Itacc l(t-liglon Occupation anil Covcrmiieiit. The recent advent of a Siamese em bassy to this country makes the follow ing account of that Oriental country timely and interesting: The kingdom of Siam is ono of those countries iu the distant East which, after 200 years of seclusion, has only recently been compelled to surrender its retro grade policy and opened its gates to the commercial world of Europe and America. Since the accession of tho present King Chulalou Korn I., a prince very enlight ened nnd liberal for tho East, Siam has mado great commercial progress. He abolished the ruinous monopolies, made commerce free, encouraged navigation and trade, gave entire religious liberty and supported the Christian missions in their attempts at conversion. The effects of these wise measures soon became visi ble. Siam is annually growing more flourishing, trade is prosperous, and hun dreds of European and American ships visit Bangkok. According to Bishop Pallegoix, the population of Siam amounts to six mil lions. As a rule, tho Siamese are peace ful, cheerful and open, and there is nono of that propensity for lying which is found in China, even in the most in different matters. Humanity toward human beings and animals is characteristic of tho Siamese. Hough outbreaks of violence and murder are extremely rare. Slavery is very widespread in Siam, but the slaves are generally treated better than are servants in civilized countries ; they aro regarded ns belonging to the family. Many Siamese are said to be so merciful that they will not even kill a fly that stings them. Obedience and respect to the law aro in a high degree peculiar with tho people. Great reverence is also paid to old age, and the children treat their par ents - with the utmost attention. The intercourse between tho tw o sexes is ex tremely reserved. In this respect Siam forms a commendable exception among tho Oriental countries, where usually lax morality prevails. Thero are no public schools in the country. The representatives of learning and teachers are the Talapoins or priests of Buddha, who, howover, are generally quite ignorant. Teaching does not com mence in childhood, but only with pu berty. Attaining this stage forms an im portant epoch in the life of the Siamese, and is connected with great festivities and shaving tho head. From birth up to tho fourth year tho heads of children aro shaved close, in order to make the hair strong; after that a tuft is left on the forehead of both males and females, which is allowed to grow up to tho ago of puberty. During this period children enjoy their youth to the fullest extent that is to say, they have nothiug to do beyond playing and amusing themselves. When the hour for head shaving has ar rived the parents give a grand festival, to which all friends and relations aro in vited, who bring the child presents and cakes. The priests wash the head of the consecrated child with tho Buddhistic purifying water.saying prayers tho while, and then the nearest relatives cut off the tuft of hair. After this epoch the boys are sent to school, or rather to the temples, in order to be instructed by the priests in reading and writing. They re main there for from four to six years, and act as serving boys to the Talapoins dur ing the period. The young Siamese, however, learn very little from tho priests, and hence the great majority of them can neither read or write at the ex piration of the time. The education of the girls is limited to cooking and the preparation of cigars. Most of them can not even sew. which, indeed, is hardly necessary hero, as the few articles of clothing are woven in one piece and have no seam. In spite of the low scale of education nmong the Siamese, they are a remark ably polite people. Acquaintances never meet without bowing, and when ono passes another he never omits apologizing to him. People of equal rank address each other as "My elder brother," or "Mv elder sister." If they are speaking of elderly persons they call them "My father." It is a great breach of good manners to address a man by his plain name. They never say directly "I," but "Your servant." The conversation with men of rank is carried to a ridiculous ex cess. In such cases tho inferior calls j himself, "I who am only a hair," "I, j the animal," etc. Persons of equal rank salute each other by raising th ir clasped I hands to their mouth. Lower miiudai ins ' aro called "benefactors;" higher ones, j "gracious lords of benefactors." To I princes they must say, "I, dust of your ! exulted feet;" to king, "I, dust of your j sacred feet." At audiences, in tho pub lic courts, a mau of rank can be recog nized by the fact that he is sittiug or standiug, whilo all the rest are on their knees with bowed heads. Polygamy is allowed in Siam, but only the first wife is tho legitimate mistress of tho house. She, with her childrcu, is also her husband's sole heiress. The priests, usually called by for eigners Talapoins (from talpot, a fan, which they always carry before their eyes I, are held in great respect. Even the king salutes them, before whom all other subjects must throw themselves on their face, but they do not return a salutation. Every temple is uuder tho supervision of u superior, who superin tends the internal administration. He is called Lord of tho Temple, aud all the priests attached to the temple are under ids orders. Altogether there are in Bangkok ld.OOO priests, in tho whole of Siam 100,000, who ull live in tho tem ples. Tho gown of the priests is yellow, probably an imitation of the color of gold, as the most costly metal with which honor can bo paid to Buddha. Their hend nnd eyebrows are shaved closo, and their constant companion is a palm leaf fan, which they hold before their eyes in walking,- in order that their eyes may not wander over passing objects. Their life duty is utter abstraction from the outer world, nnd consequently tho nnnihilation of all mental activity directed to exter nal objects. They must not let themselves be directed from their inner contempla tion by worldly things. So Buddha wills it, nnd for this reason he gave them the eye-defending fan. When they go out tho priests carry an iron pot hung over their shoulders by a strap, in which they collect the food which they are obliged to beg for their maintenance from house to house. The manner of living among tho priests is regulated by monastic rules. At daybreak they rise .from their beds, and inform the populace, by ringing bells and beating drums, that they nre coming to collect food. Their scholars and servants get everything ready for tho start, whilo the priests are bathing, visit ing the temple and saying a few prayers. Then they commence their begging rounds. Nearly always women and chil dren present the offerings, with very low bows, and ere long tho pots are filled to tho rim with rice, fish, vegetables and cakes. As the rules forbid priests cooking, tho gifts nre handed to them ready lor eating. They return to the temple, when the priests pick up the nicest things, nnd give tho rest to their servants. There are in tho country t wo classes of physicians, tho royal, who receive a salary, and whose office is handed down to their sons, and such as practice on their own account. The former have to go throngh an apprenticeship and exam ination beforo they receive adiplomaand are allowed to perform their duties. It is tho duty of these official doctors to cure persons attached to the court, to follow tho army into the field, and ac company the princes and high officials in their travels. A man requires no pre liminary studies in order to become a privnto medico. A recipe book and a medicine chest, with the requisite "gift of gab," are sufficient to set up this class of doctors, whoso performances are certainly ex tremely problematical during the first ten years, but many become more valuable alterward through experience. Tho Sia mese, however, know how to value their physicians. With them it is " no cure no pay." The best things about the pre scriptions of the Siamese physicians is their harmlessness.and if their medicines do not always cure, they at least do no harm. The specifics are generally herbs, which are employed in the form of tea, pills, decoctions and essences. Severe diet, restricted to rice water and fish dried in the sun, douches and shampoo ing, play a great part in all oures, and often have the best results. The principal occupation of the Sia mese is agriculture, the cultivation of rice occupying the first place. It -is of excellent quality, and the best in all Asia. In addition to rice cultivation, in which nature does the most work, the Siamese occupy their time with horticul ture, which demands even less labor. Tho fruit trees flourish without any cul ture, and the vegetables alone have a littlemore attention paid them, as they are irrigated with a mixture of water, salt and rotten fish. This mode of treat, ment renders the plants wondrouly pro ductive. The iudolent Siamese have left the cultivation of the sugar cane, pepper and tobacco, which costs more trouble, to the industrious Chinese, who, in re turn, derive all the greater profit from it. Siam is richer than any other tropical country in every sort of fruit and veg etable. As Mi all tropical countries the bamboo and the canes have a great social value in Siam. The bamboo supplies the sole material for building the cottages for the lower classes. Siam possesses great wealth of ornamental, useful and dyeing woods. Among the useful, the most valuable is teak, which supplies an inde structable material for ship-building. Siam is also the land of gutta percha, tumeric and the sweet scented aloe, which is esteemed throughout the East as a per fume. The form of government is absolutely despotic. The land has two kings, but the first is the actual ruler and autocrat. Tho second king never interferes in for eign affairs, but in war ho is placed at the head of tho army. Among tho princes there are threo degrees and four of each grado hold offices of state. Tho highobt among them is the viceroy. He has to decide on all important affairs of state. The other usual high offices of state are distributed nmong the remain ing princes. Two of them aro inspec tors of the elephants, ono manages tho taxes, another is chief of the agricultural department, a third minister of justice and a fourth head of the medical de partment. The Siamese nre a first rate agricultural and commercial nation, nnd, iu spite of all their campaigns, they have never acquired a taste for wur. The Coco Do Mer Palm. Tho coco de mer palm is found only in tho Sevchelle islands. It is from sixty to a hundred feet high, and its trunk is a foot in diameter ull the way up to tho top, where it is crowned with a tuft of huge leaves, somo of them as much as twenty feet long. The male anil female flowers are produced on different trees. The resulting nut is about a foot long, of irregular shupe, nnd till tho discovery in 184;i of the only spot in tho world where these palms grow, was believed to be a marine product The Malay sailors used to affirm that it grew under water in placid bays; but if they dived for it it disappeared. The nuts were highly prized when found floating about ou the Indian ocean. Homoeopathy was first brought to the world's notice in 1S10. It was introduced into England in-4N)7. NIGHT. T hear the cries that follow birth and death; . I heap huge pestilence draw his vaporoni breath; " Beware, prepare, or else ye dlol" he ssith. I hear a haggard student turn and sigh; I hear men begging heaven to let them die; And, drowning all, a wild-eyed woman's cry. So night takes toll of wisdom as of sin, The student's and the drunkard's cheek is thin ; But flesh is not the prize we strive to win. Now airy swarms of fluttering dreams descend On souls, like birds on trees, and have no end. Oh , God I from vulture dreams my soul defend. Let fall on her a rose-leaf rain of dreams, All passionate sweet, as are the loving beams Of starlight on the glimmering woods and streams. Sidney Lanier. HUMOR OF THE DAT. Man proposes and the other man her papa disposes of him in short order. llaickeye. One of tho hardest things to accom plish is to waken a man in a railroad car who is occupying two seats. Philadel phia Call. The early bird does not always catch the worm at this season of the year he generally catches a body full of shot. Wwtaw Wap, A young girl began to sine "Listen to the Mocking Bird," and everybody in tho room rushed hastily out to find a mock ing bird to listen to. Call. Why is a child whoso father and mother have neither brothers nor sisters like an unsolvablo conundrum ? Because it has no aunt, sir. Merchant-Traveler. The straw hat is a pretty thing On laborer or scholar; They tie it with a piece of string, And buy It for a t. Merchant-Traveler. "Fashionable society is now a smelling bottle craze. So says an exchange. Fash ionable society not only likes to smell a bottle, but to uncork it also. Boston Pott. Why is a man who gets shaved regu larly by a tonsorial artist a perfect loaferf Because you can see his mug in the bar ber shop any time you go in! Fall River Advance. A Philadelphia man who is the father of seven daughters has ordered a beauti ful and expressive motto for the parlor wall. It reads: "No sons-in-law to board." Arlanmw Traveler. Boggs sent his son to Sanderson, who advertised for a clerk, with a note say ing: "You will find my son very trusty." Sanderson sent him back with a note that he would not suit, as he sold for cash. Brooklyn Timet. Science tells us that after a bee has stung once it takes two minutes to re cover tho power to sting again. It doesn't take the stung person two seconds to get out of the way of a second sting. Lowell Courier. Big gilt darning needles And big gilt pins are the latest fancies for bonnet and fiat decorations. After this a man won't throw himself down so promiscuously on ' the bed where his wife's hat is sweetly reposing. Lowell C it ken. Now the weather hatb own warm And the maids begin tr, stVarm Around the atmospheric soda water; They dearly love vanilla With cream, or sarsaparilla, And often drink more than they really oughter. Boston Post. A correspondent writes: "Will you please inform me when straw hats can be worn without comment?" Certainly. Straw hats can be worn without excit ing comment on the head; but when they are worn cavorting along the street in a galo of wind, you must expect a re mark or two. Philaikljihia Call. A tramp stopped at a house on Main street the other day and asked for some thing to cat. "Which do you liko best," asked tho hired girl "steak or chop I" The tramp meditated a minute, and then replied, "Chop." "Step right this way," said tho hired girl. "Here's the axe, and there's the wood-pile." Burlington Fred Brcu. My son, when you are foarlessly parad ing with your girl these cool evenings, and see a man in a linen duster and as siduously working a palm-leaf fan, look out for an ice-cream sign just back of him. and at once cross to the other side of the street you will rind tho walking much pleusanter, and devoid of immedi ate danger. Lowell Citizen. She Needed No Male Protector. Thomas Pennant, in his "Tours in Wules," speaks of a Welsh am izon named Margaret Evan, who lives at Penllyn. Sho is at this time above ninety years of age. She was the greatest hunter, shooter, and fisher of her time. She kept at least a dozen dogs, killed more Aixes in one year than all tho confederate hunts do in tea; rowed stoutly and was queen of the lake; tiddled excellently and knew all our old music; did not neglect the me chanical arts, for she was a very good joiner, and at the age of seventy was the best wrestler in tho country, and few young men dared to try a fall with her. Margaret was also b!;ic'...::;i:h, shoemaker, boat builder, and maker of harps. She shod her own horse, made her own shoes, and built her own boats w hile under con tract to convey copper up and down the lakes. All tho neighboring bards cele brated her exploits. She had many ad mirers, but gave her hand to the most ef feminate of them. Time is an estate which will produce nothing without cultivation, but will al-, ways abundantly repay the lubors of in dustry and generally satisfy the most ex tensive desires, if no part of it bo suffered to lio waste by negligence, to be overrun with noxious plants, or laid out for show rather than for use.. . . r