ANTIDOTE FOR THE BLUES.
SO BEMEBT BETTER TH AIT A SOSB
or Tvssr stories.
Dork Affnln.t IVnturn jIn.iie no Ilf.
Irrrnca-l'lran (.one lpienran
res nre Deceitful.
"I understand that Spokolnnd couldn't
tnnko a living down in tho bottoms,"
said n roan meeting on acqunintnnco.
No; hud to move away."
"Wasn't tho land good?"
"First rate; but the trouble, with him
is laziness, lie was too lazy to live in
that country. That's no placo for a W.y
man, let me tell you. AVhv. sir, that fel
low had a chill ono day and was too lazy
to shake. In that country it is necessary
lor a man to snuke when he has a chill
It ain't right to buck against nature."
Arkansaw IravtUr.
matte No Different .
A traveler just from the South reports
tho following: On one of the Southern
railroads there is a station called "Saw
yer." Lately a newly-married couple
boarded tho train, and were very loving
indeed. The brakeman noticed the
pushing groom kiss tho bride about two
hundred times, but maintained a serene
quiet. Finally the station in question
was reached, and just after tho whistle
aounded tho groom gave tho bride a
rousing smack on the lip and the lrake
man ojened the door aud shouted :
"Sawyer I Sawyer 1"
"What's that 1" responded tho groom
looking over hi9 shoulder at tho brake
man. " Sawyer," replied the brakeman.
" Well, I don't caro if you did, she's
my wife." Mordant-Traveler.
dean Gone.
"Do you really love me, Beryl?'
A pair of soft, lustrous eves looked up
inquiringly into tho face of Harold Wy
verne, and over the sweet, girlish face
swept a wave of pallor, quickly followed
by a sunny smile as she saw by tho ex
pression of Harold's face that the ques
tion had not been asked in seriousness.
"Ilowyou frighten me!" she said,
nestling close beside him in the confiding,
trustful way that is so characteristic of
woman when she is about to lay pipe for
a new bonnet. "If you had been in
earnest, Harold, I believe your words
would have broken my heart " and step
ping to the other side of the conservatory,
into which they had wandered after tho
last waltz, she gazed steadfastly out into
the deepening gloom of a November
night.
"Poor little birdling," said Harold to
himself, " how madly sho loves me 1 My
words, even though spoken in jest, havo
affected her strangely, and sho steals
away for an instant to conceal the tears
that cannot be restrained."
Harold had never been arrested for
knowing too much. He was a young
man of singularly pure life and tight
pauts, and never onco had there swept
across the unflecked horizon of his lawn
tennis and cigarette existence the cold,
stolid fact that after whirling in the
dreamy measures of a waltz even tho best
of women love to steal a while away and
stand unostentatiously on the iide of
their feet in order that their corns may
throb untrammelled in all the buoyant
gladness of a temporarily removed slipper.
Chicago 2'ribunt.
Appearances are Deceitful.
Bijah's last prisoner out answered to
tho narno of Scott, and he was such a
benevolent looking bald-headed old chap
that everybody expected his arrest would
turn out to be a mistake. lie smiled and
rubbed his hands together, and bowed
. and nodded and linally remarked that it
was a fine morning.
The sound of his voice acted like
magic. Four different persons came
forward from the audience as plaintills
and witnesses, and they shot off their
voices as follows:
"He is the man who broke mo head!"
"He's the feller as give me this black
eye !"
"He's a terror!"
"He pulled me hair until me scalp is
loose !" r
"Judge," whispered the prisoner, in a
voice full of new maple sugar, "there's a
mistake here somewhere. I am the most
harmless individual in Detroit. I havo
so little courage that a boy ten years old
could chaso me all over town."
"He's the man!" yelled the four plain
tiffs in chorus.
'Officer, did you arrest this man?'1
"Y yes, I think so."
"Don't you know you did?"
"I'm not exac tly sure, sir. I brought
in a chap for cleaning out a saloon, but
he didn't look like this man."
"Prisoner, what wers you arrested
for?"
"For praying on the streets, sir," was
the solemn reply.
No officer could be found who had
made any such arrest, and his honor was
about to discharge Mr. Scott when Bijah
disappeared into the corridor for a min
ute and returned with a handful of
whiskers. Mr. Scott had cut of his
JVirnsides to disguise himself, and on
the bench in his cell was found a set of
false teeth for his upper jaw. His 6audy
eye-brows had been blackened with coal,
and the facial disguise was almost com
plete. "I shall give you three months, sir!"
said his honor, as the truth was revealed,
and Mr. Scott's benevolent expression
vanished liko a streak of lightning as he
was led away. Detroit Free I'reu.
like Student's ITIiktake.
There was a very good story in the
papers of the day of a joko which was
played by old Dr. Caldwell, formerly of
the university of North Carolina.
The old doctor was a small man, and
lean, but as hard and angular as the most
irregular of pine knots.
He looked as if he might be tough,
but he did not seem strong. Neverthe
less, he was, among tho knowing ones,
reputed to be as ugile us "a cat," and, in
addition, was by to means deficient in
Jtnowludge of the "noble science of self
defense." Beside, he was cool as a cu
cumber. Well, in tho freshman class of
a certain year was a burly mountaineer
of eighteen or nineteen. Ttts genius
conceived a great contempt for ol Bolus'
ihysicul dimensions, and his soul was
horrilied that one so deficient in muscle
khould be so potential in his rule.
Poor Joae that's what we'll call liim
pp. idea of uwul force. At any
rat ho was not inclined to knock under,
and Iks controlled despotically by a man
that he imagined ho could tie and whip.
Ho at length determined to give the gen
tleman a genteel thrashing some night on
th'o college campus, pretending to mis
take him for some fellow student.
Shortly after, on a dark aud rainy
night, Jones met tbo doctor crossing the
campus. Walking up to him abruptly:
. "Hello, Smith, you rascal is this
you?"
And with that he struck the old gen
tleman a blow on tho sido of tho face
that nearly felled him.
Olc Bolus said nothing, but squared
himself, and at it they went. Jones'
youth, weight and muscle made him an
"ugly customer," but after a minuto or
two tho doctor's science began to tell,
and In a short timo he had knocked his
beefy antagonist down and was astraddle
his chest, with one hand on his throat,
and the other dealing vigorous cuffs on
tho side of his head.
"Ah! stopl I beg pardon, doctor 1
Dr. Caldwell a mistake for heaven's
sake, doctor!" groaned Jones, who
thought ho was about to bo eaten up
"I really thought it was Smith." Tho
doctor replied with a word and a blow
alternately:
"It makes no difference; for present
purposes consider me Smith."
And it is said that Old Bolus gave
Jones such a pounding then and there,
as probably prevented his ever making
another mistake as to personal identity,
at least on the college campus.
rilch Springs.
In different parts of tho world we find
the phenomenon of a kind of natural unc
tuous anu innammabie substance oozing
from the earth, which, under the various
names of natural pitch, earth pitch, naph
tha, petroleum (or rock oil), is very well
known as to its general properties. Tho
naphtha is the purest state of this sub
stance, which by a certain exposure to the
air somewhat changes its quality, and bo
comes petroleum; and finally, after still
longer exposure, becomes what we call
bitumen.
These phenomena are found in various
parts of the world, but that which we
briefly mention is in one of tho islands of
the Ionian Confederation. This natural
exudation is found in the southern part
of Znnte. near the coast, nnd has been
described by several modern travelers.
It is always a matter of curiosity to de
termine how ions such natural phenome
na have been in operation, and in this
instance we know that the pitch springs
of Zanto wero as productive 2.300 vears
ago as they are now. Herodotus, in his
travels, visited this snot, of which he
gives the following account in his fourth
book : "In Zacynthus I saw pitch
brought up out of the water of a pond.
Indeed, there are several of these ponds.
but the largest of them is about seventy
iccc square, ana twelve feet deep. The
mode of procuring the pitch is the fol
lowing: They take a pole, and push, it
into tho water with a myrtle branch at
the end, and on pulling it up they find
the pitch adhering to it, which in smell
is like asphaltus, but of a better quality
than the common pine pitch. They col
lect this pitch in a kind of vat or recepta
cle which they have dug near the pond,
and when .the quantity is considerable
they put it in large jars or barrels. If
any pitch drops from the branch into the
ponu, it goes under tho ground and ap
pears again in the sea, which is about half
a mile from tho pond."
This pitch rises naturally to the sur
face, being specifically lighter than wa
ter. Herodotus appears merely to be
describing the mode of procuring it in
greater quantities by bringing it up
from tho bottom, where it possibly might
collect for sometime before it rises. The
ponds are described as being now of
smaller dimensions than those which
Herodotus states, and also nearer the
sea. In an island so subiect to the dis
turbances of earthquakes, it is possible
that many physical changes may have
taken place since the Greek traveler saw
the pitch fashed up from the ponds of
Zante.
Kissing: In England.
Kissing in Encrland was certainlr
known and practiced in the sixteenthi
and seventeenth centuries and practiced
with an easy familiarity which shows that
the custom was general. Indeed, so gen
eral was the use of the kiss that it was
as usual as the bow. A gentleman taking
a lady to her seat from the dance invari
ably kissed her, and if he had not would
have been voted a very badly bred fellow.
now much older ingush, kisses were
is not very clear. Suffice it to say that
the custom has outlived to our day,
though fashionable and general games,
in which kissimr formed a prominent
part, are now becoming rarer than they
were a quarter of a century ago.
ine literature oi Kisses is curious.
There is a story retailed in tho "Broad
Stone of Honor" of an English knight
riding through France to the Field of
the Cloth of Gold. His horse cast a shoe
at a certain village, and the Seigneur
whereof had departed to the same ren
dezvous, but the Seigneur's lady hospita-
my entertained the traveler. bhe came
out of her castle attended by twelve dam
sels fair to see; "and," said the uaine,
lorasinuch as ye have in i.ngland such
custom as that a man may Kiss a wo-
ma a, therefore I will that ye kiss me, and
ye shall also kiss all these my maidens,"
which thing the knight straightway did
and rejoiced greatly thereat.
The quaintness of the last phrase un
doubtedly indicates the young man's
feelings at the salute with considerable
exactitude.
In Africa and other parts of the world
outside the circle f civilization kissing
is as yet an unknown art.
An African traveler once offered a kiss
under favorable circumstances to a young
lady of king Mumbo Jumbo's court, but
she recoiitd in great alarm observing
that the was "not yet worthy to be
eaten."
Carious Itecoverlcs.
Wo have heard of idiots and insane
persons whose minds have been restored
by sudden blows on the head, and lately
we read of a deaf man who stumbled,
struck his head on the door-sill, received
a bad bruise, and was relieved of his
deafness; and of a notable case occur
ring on Long Island, where an old gen
tleman was beaten about the head by
tramps aud thereupon recovered his eye
sight after having been blind for a year,
Dr. fyMi Vnilth Monthly,
WISE TYOI.'.DS.
All that is best in the great pofts of U
countries is not what is national but what
is universal.
Thcro is no dispute managed wit'nout
passion, and yet thcro is scarce a dispute
worth a passion.
Tho actions of men are like nn index
of a book ; they point out -what ia most
remarkable in them.
We should often havo ronison to be
ashamed of our most brilliant actions if
tho world could see the motives from
which they spring.
Every man's experiences of to-day is
that ho was a fool yesterday and tho uay
beforo yesterday. To-morrow ho will
most likely be of exactlj the samo
opinion.
Honest good humor is the oil and v.ino
of a merry meeting, and thore is no jovial
companionship equal to that where, the
jokes aro rather small ind tho laughter
abundant.
The world deals gool-naturcdlj- with
good-natured people; and I never knew
a sulky misanthropist who qviarrekd
with it, but it was he, and not it, that
was in tho wrong.
If, in instructing a child, you are vexed
with it for want of adroituess, try, if you
have never tried it before, to writo with
your left hand, and thca remember that
a child is all left hand.
Tho diiTiculties of education lie deeper
down than the curriculum. It is not so
much finding out what to teach that i?,
needful; the all-important thing is ho'.v
to develop the mental and moral ener
gies. Speaking truth is like writing fair,
and comes only by practice; it is fcess a
matter of will than of habit; and I doubt
if any occasion can be trivial which, per
mits the practice and foimation of such
a habit.
Enthusiasm is the glow of the soul ;
enthusiasm is tho lever by which men are
raised above tho average level and enter
prise, and become capable of a goodness
and benevolence which, but for it, would
be quite impossible.
n EALWlOXTSr"
Dr. Felix Oswald prescribes fasting
for rheumatism.
Hot soda biscuit is one of the most in
jurious kinds of food.
Never pick a blister with a pin. A
needle is the only suitable thing.
Lime juice and milk is ono of the best
remedies fur dyspepsia or indigestion.
A good gargie for a sore throat is mado
of vinegar and a littlo red pepper mixed
with water.
Do not drink strong coffee just before
retiring, or in the evening at all. It is
apt to cause sleeplessness
Oatmeal porridge is one of the best
things to begin tho day with. Those
who dislike it should take it as a medi
cine. Coffee or tea should never be given to
children at night. They disturb tho
nerve system and make children cross
and peevish.
HaWs Journal of Health says the worst
cold may be eured if tho patient will,
soon after taking it, keep warm in bed
and eat nothing for a day or two.
Too Big.
Big things are not often useful or
profitable. Bulky, unwieldly property
that a person can do nothing with, is
very forcibly characterized by the phrase,
'He has an elephant on his hands."
Many ijreat works of human skill and
boldnesw, however, that aro too big to bo
profitable, are not too big to be useful,
and the following pertinent remarks of
the llaitiray Age nre rather suggestive
than otherwise:
Whether the great bridge between
New York and Brooklyn will pay even
a low rate of interest on its cost, beside,
the large sum which will be requirryl
each year for repairs, is not at all certain.
It seems as if there was a limit in size for
structures of all kinds, which is not
profitable to over-pass.
The Great Eastern steamship, -while
it was in many respects a mechanical
success, was, on the whole, a great fail
ure. Locomotives beyond a certain weight
are not profitable. Tho wide gacigo for
railways has been abandoned, because
the narrower ono was found to be best
adapted to all the conditions involved.
The use of driving wheels of very large
diameter on passenger locomotives was
continued lor only a comparatively short
time.
Nature herself, while Bhe mav nroducn
the immense, does not obtain from it her
effective uses. The vast proportions of
the London dray-horse can be profitably
employed only in a narrow range of con
ditions. The giant grenadiers, whom Frederick
I. ransacked all Europe to obtain, were
not effective soldiers in tho field. It is
the man of average size who ia enduring,
alert, adapted to all the varied demands
of practical life.
In the case of both machines and men
the gigantic is not, all things considered,
the most serviceable.
Hough ou the Cat
Some animals, as a class, are noted for
special vices, and some individuals, no
matter of what class, have individual
aud private vices of their own. Dogs,
as a class, aro quarrelsome, peacocks are
proud, mules are rcckk-ss, hogs are glut
tonous, foxes are tricky, opossums lie,
crows steal, cats are cruel and selfish,
never doing anything out of love for
their masters. When they catch mice,
or play, even, they do it not as a benefit
to us, but for their own appetite or
amusement. They do not. like the dorr.
mane sacnuces ior men, anu nave neither
faithfulness nor gratitude. While a do"
vutching a piece of meat will starve
rather than eat it, a cat will steal or lick
it when not hungry. Like the tiger,
which it resembles, it cannot be tamed
or humanitarianized, whereas a dog, like
a lion, his prototype can be. The czi, ts
a class, is about the meanest or morally
most wicked of animals, without one re
deeming feature except cleanliness.
Modem Age.
Kheimatism. "IVUson'a Wonder" cures
in hours, or money returned. Bent on rtvuipt
ut JWiein'-. iU)Kjt, W furk tftrevt, JJ. y,
Hwidaehe i imnieiiit!y relieved by the iu
ut lino a Kwnetty tor t'atmTU,
A THIUUtNG EriSOPE.
iw?T? "'"'' tnatlnrt "r,w h
"7" 1Y: In ann liaOT hi"'..!
Ull nhAnt 41... .1.... .. . . 7 . "
Ti , "nn'nl wintor, the exprww ot
v. i.vtmnK new Y one Miivontts wan
jnovinK wpstwnni (mm Alhn.iv. Th. n)r,'.
hvRll,Klit thrpw aRtninirivflwtionIn advance,
miixwsii.ie to distinguish anything pvtm hta
snort, distance. Under mich clrou instances in-
iim i tipcwsanly tflkes the pltue of siirht. All
T.W I .N? . Kmn We". hen, in nn
,iii'in. , p"cl'wr fvorwd his engine, l-
. ,,- ,,mKWIi a CBm)( t) a t
n y lie nl no he could not toll anv more than
miV Of Ull mil Bimnii... .... .1 J 1 l .
1- i v.uiiiinu, tut, ui-wui oi com
?"K "'taster and death, and to th womWiiiir
jiHmiry of -his firoman, he simply said: "I
mat something's wroiie." fcniainjr .
"wjrn he swung himself down from ths
v V.7 WIlt forwBr to invwtifcate.
"rv U1,w ppvirou to r rtRht, and ha was
about to return to his enprtn whm his eve
caught sight of a peculiar appearance at the
Joint of the rail next to lum, Uroahinit the
nfpiiniiilaln,l ........ k n
.........,, ,, btov, n6 moited moment,
nnd then uttered an exclamation of horror.
I he railH on both sides had en unspiked and
would have turned over thu instant the engine
touched them What inspired this attaint
nt lrani-wr,.l (., . ....i.... i.... j.
sunuxi the yonfynWatea of some prisoner who
nil n v.i l T V , PW1, HI 108 COniUSlOll Of
10 uenvor their mends.
"Kuieer joint Douohoe, of Albany, to
""-a wonuertul instinct was due the nalva-
whv K . lr,,,".,'.VUjPn """" bythe writer
- , fnme, nam:
l,i,i-Ca" 1 Ml 1 onlv lulow 1 f'lt
thllltr lrnnT II J
ii.li you l,m,ve thw, 'wlin-Ks oftn hon
"J'T" ue rondf" continued the writer.
So, very seldom, although for tho past
twenty year 1 have been in a condition to
. it 1 -okiou at auuost anything."
"How is thatf"
'Wny, I have been a victim of one of tha
. , -i ever Known. 1 nV6
not W conlined to my bed, M like thousands
worst ensra ,if iv. i .
.iii-VTJV "m" to work whether
....... v. uui. inuceil, When It first betrnn I
JZ.y,a. lo? "PPe"itj, famt feeling
?T!.' ut 1 fin,aiy those terrible craving
aVh are knowl pmeral debility."
at did you do!"
"Tl l,,lysl.,-'n" WtU I became discour-
J T 01 UV.'" benefited me. 1 then tried
wi il r ."V101"' ,mt tney fuil1! like
an,,lock,:a l,rett" dark for me r as
wS,,oat'?orJ;nioymout "i this world
wwe concerned and 1 became terribly discour-
"YiU certein,y do not look that wav now."
M'oo i ' no' V1"1"1' 1 am in perfect health now,"
was the reply, l propose to continue so.
n.gUJB the. aching numbness has disappeared;
jne pale, wckly ap)caranee has given place to
lwi-."f lun ,h' and 1 have di'y Put on
wlmt ,,BS ,,oen accomplished by
meejis of U arner's 'i .coauoe. If I can l4
cured after a chronic .llness of nearly a quar
a century I believe all mUTeiing in a
similar manner can be restored by using the
same errut remedy."
fiJwT J8 """nyof a man who could
t.!VVlrSmove ,,n8C,'n ,,anKpr n the road,
I, L remov the dangers from within
ins ow a system until brought Face to face with
an ..mIk Vrp,!Hration above-named which did
hJor bun and can do as much for all
tliosQ-wno require it
'Isiana rice crop aggregates 350,000
oa.Tels this year.
The Oldest Druggist.
Being one of the oldest druggist in this
eity (although having retired from businesa),
I wish to ay a good word about Hunt's
Jtemedy. A number of yenrs ago I was
troubled with my kidneys. The idea of a
druggist, however, resorting to the use of a
'paUnt medicine" was a little humiliating,
but when I came to eonn.der how many ieo
ple had been benefited by the us of Hunt's
Remedy, I unhesitatingly began using it; and
imviuif miiy icsieu us vmued i can BHy,
as many of my customers have said to me,
" It is the best medicine for kidney and liver
complaint ever compounded."
I have yet to learn of a single instance
where it ha failed to benefit and give satis-t
faction, in faot it is the best I ever sold.
I would say to all who are troubled with
kidney and liver complaint, give Hunt's
liemedy a trial and you will sav as I do, it is
the best knon remedy, and the best is the
cheapest every time. Yours truly,
Edwamj Allen.
Hartfcwd, Conn., May 19, ltit-3.
Mr. Jame Cheney, with J. W. Goodman,
billiard table manufacturer, of Athol, Mass..
wriUg, May 2.1, 188,'t, as follows: "I have
beai troubled for a number of years with
kvlney disease, with severe pains in my back
'ind sides, and could gat uo relief unt 1 1 nsed
Hunt's Remedy, which was recommended by
our druggist. Ward, of this place, who stated
to me that many wonderful cures had been
made in this vicinity by the use of Hunt's
Remedy, i'eople who have suffered for years
with kidney UiseaBe, inflammation of the
bladder, and accompanying troubles, had
been permanently cared by this great meJi
cina. I purchased a bot Je of Hunt's Remedy
and found that it helped me from the fust
dose, and two Lotties removed alt the pain in
my back, and I consider myself cured, and
cheerfully recommend it to my friends as a
medicine that will do alljhat is claimed for it,
Six hundred men are at work on the New
Orleans exposition.
Does your heart ever seem to stop and you
feel a death-like sensation, do you have sharp
liains in the region of your heart you have
heart disease. Trv Dr. Graves' Heart Recu
lator. 1 per bottle.
Lono Branch hm the largest roller-skatiue
nuk in the world.
"We know, heart disease can be cured, whyf
iwuuhb iiiousuuus say tney Have usl Dr.
Graves' Heart Regulator, and know it doe
cure." Plymptou Iews. $1 per bottle at
druggist
Louisiana has a negro State college.
Lydia E. Finkhani's Vegetable Compound
is a motit valuable medicine for ludies of all
ages who may be afflicted with any form of
ibsease peculiar to their sex. Her remediw
are put up not only in liquid forms but also in
1'ills und Lozengen, in which form they are
securely sent thi-ough the muils.
The man who pursue; th even tenor of his
way can never i oiimiit a lbbj act
Menhman'b Peptonized bee tonic, the only
preparation of beef containing its entire mi'rx
ttou firoierfu-s. It contains blood-making
force generating and life-sustaining properties;
invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration, and all forms of general debilitv
also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the
result of exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease, particularly if resulting
from pulmonary complaints. Caswell, Hazard A
Co., Proprietors, NewVork.BoId by druggists.
N Y N l -tl
KalUfanory Kvi.lrnTeT
J. V. Graham, Wholesale DruggUt, ot
Austin, Texas, writes: " I have b:n hand
ling Dr. Wm. Hull Balsam for the Lungs
for the past year, and have found it one of
tue most salable roeUieiiKS I have ever had
in my house for coughs, co'.ds a id even con
sumption, always giving entire satisfaction.
Please send n:e another gross."
For ten or twelve years 1 nave been severely
afflicted with Catarrh. Never before founil
such decided relief us from Klv's Creuin Balm
1 consider in vself cured. J. "W. Uutnugtonj
tfiiAiuuuvnwuv, i. j nee .jo cents.
In ono week Kly's Cream oiiened a iiassuge
in one nostril through which I hail not breathed
in three years, subdued un inflammation in my
head and throat, the result of Catarrh. Colo
nel O. M. Neilliuy, Uwego, N. Y. See adv.
The ancient were acquainted with the vir
tue of petroleum. Herodotus refers to it aud
speaks of wells U-iug found in Zuute. Now
adays everybody has heard of it through Car
boiine, the great Nuturui Huir Re-.torer.
' Chinese acton, probubly don't need many
rUyttUs, m they i.sver their cuw.
"The Reliable Medicine'
Wdo not claim that Hood'i 6rm4pnrlll ( th
n?r" mwileln which donftrvM ths oonflrfnn of th
public i but do cUtm tint the aniferaal Tolo of t
provtl which eomN frvm th thnuund who him uitd
It j th KTt t miftl powmr which It hu ow oroful,
d)Hppia, blllotiinfti and nil dlitiMifl ctutd bf Im
pure ttatn or low condition of tho hlond ; and the vroat
ikill.cxptrlrnon and cart usod In tti preparation, mak
It worthy thi full confldnoa of the publio and untitled
to ba called " Tha lUlubln Mndioina.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
" Hood'i !Jr.iipr!ll bt all othttt, and ii worth ltl
wolfht In oM."-I. Barrihotom,' 130 Bank Mmt,
Now York City.
Mr. J, N, Katchum, of Bam, Vt., aara that hl bo
hftd rsvftral rvrjr agly lorofulous snrva on hla lc. Hood's
BaniKOiirilia ourrd him, '
" llind't Mftrmipar.tla It Ilia but blood ptinBn."
K, H, PllKi r", Worcoator, Mum,
Mr. J. V. A. Protiilfoot, of Chlc.io, aart ! littlo
ooy had a diacharr tram hit oara, aftr aearlot foror.
Hood'a Saraaparilla Rroatlt benrhtad htm.
Ilood'a Haraaiiarilla la aold by drutaiata. (1 lit (ot
. Mad b; 0. I. HOOD CO., IkII, Maaa.
IOO Doses Ono Dollar
ttfiren oration foi
nfecbled ayitema,
ufforlna from a if en
eralwant of tone, and
tta unnal coucouil
UiitR, dytpepala and
nfrTOHneaa. la aH
dmn dtTlvaole frtME
the line of a utmneh
tiiK dirt aud atlniul:
of appftltn, unaided
A nnH.ir.tifl that will
Mlct a ttMimVal ol
the ii)teit)c obRtarlf
to renewed hcaltk
and viKor, that la
T'Minlnernrr"M'tlve Ii
the ial need. It Ii
tlie ponneiwKinof thii
Krand retlrenienl
which make 11 owlet,
ter'a Httiiaoh Hit
tm MooffH'tiveMnc
invuforaut. For salt
rera'l".
hr all DmpfflM nnd Doalnr
I
1
DR. DAVIDS
KENNEDY'S
1'lenaant to Tak,
Powerful to Cure,
And Welcome
la Every Home.
KIDNEY
nnd
LIVER CURE
Or. Krnnrifv'fi FnYor'
lie Itt'iiiiMly Iti adapted to
ZtTi ffW In1iiir peiminnnt leliHl in
AriJ;iV2ittPV1 all oaiwe ciiiiwd by hnuuritv
ot the It I mm 1, mtch Kill
au nu.i.u. m...A i
ompiitiiiin. i onaiipnuouanu enRiuaaet
peculiar to women.
It pnivei aticeeiihil in caaea whera all other medi
olna had totallr f tiled. Noaffenr inotlld despair
Ions aa tlna remmly ia untried. It haa an un
broken record of mrPfM fur many jroara. and haa
won hoeta o( warm fnemla.
Are you aufferntK from any di trncenbln to
the ia imi mntlonedf If no, r. Krnitrdy
Btuken hu iMtraonal and proftmionnl repmatittn on
the atatemant that fr'nvorUo Uemwdy w.h uo
yon tfood,
ForMleb'ell dniririt, or WtiU to Dr. llnvlil
KeniMMlv. Itoitiloiit, N. V.
nrji uirr
Walnut Leaf Hair lteatorer.
It la anllraly din.r.nt from allnthara, and aa Ita nam
Indicate, ia a porfeot Vitalile Hair Ituat.mr. It will
linmodialaly frretlmhKadlromall dndrult,real(iri-Krr
huir to ita nalural color, aud priHliu-n E nw growth
wher it haa fallen o.I. It dMia not alfm-t Ilia haalth,
wliioli aulpliiir.aoanrof had and nitrataof nlver pn-par
ationahava done. It will change ligut ir laded hair in a
lew dy to a lieaiitifnl hr.iwn. Ak your dniKKlit
font J-aA-h holtle ia warranted. Smith, Klin 4 ( o..
Whnleiial. Ag'ta, lhila.. Pa., and O.N.Onttenton.N.y .
NO AGENTSpp
for S20.
Guaranteed poaltlrely new
ou tiiuruuicnij nrnUciMs m
. ..... . , , nrrHiii-
rdtur6yra. Oan lie rrtumetl
ai mruiawi II not aa ti,r-
aentod. riht paid to nil C
Dointa. KmIi.IIImI.u.i tuo
k. C. JOHNSON, 37 NytMraH St.T Albany, N.Y,
GOOD NEWS
TO LADIES!
lirratt'tit lutlucenifiiia ever ot
fercd. Nuvr'i ytmrtim-t U Kt up
orders for our velelrted Tratt
and t oilet M.and wtMire abeauU
fu) (mid Hand or Mona Umm lUiina
1 . - K..I .,p lUnrlaotiiu 1 ta.i..plil
flold Itiud Mima Iloaa Dinner Kt, ..r iiold Band Moat
vwioifa i oiiti et r r iun pHriicuiars autireaa
TIIK H It EAT AM Kit IV AX TK A ('.,
. P. O. Bom e. M aud ikl Vnwiy St.. Smw Vurk.
Hi: WAWTioba iiocik t i vi
for the new book Till Kl V-1IIKKK VKAIi AMOMJ
OUR WILD INDIANS.
Bjr lira. lll)OK and Urn. bllKKMAX. '1 hit Utot Work
'P""'"?:" "I' '",a ' Arlluir, O. n. Oiant. and IIhhi-.miI. of
V, """"W ( Irrrvmin. K.I, tor. Ktr.,a "th, l.t, ,,.oI
i-iinrt. ami ,no.f ylult,lf huhnn Utol- erer trnftm ' It.
Superb lllu.tr.tinnt, (ire.t Authorh.p. and Vihi Mtril nitka
' 'e-att. Or .O.IMIU aold. Afellt.
ell 1 to I'll a day. -. nd f,.r Circular., HxUn Irnnt.
Bpeciinen Plate, ate., and iu.lvt ,;oe tmrttlf. Addrru
A. U. UOUI IIINC TO JL CO.. Ilurtford. tuna.
V-OVW.TV. IlP.At TV, AM) AKT18TIO KXCKlT
J.1 I.KM h. ttthern, inolhtTH. Imitlipm, mntfni,
Mlllailin, KlllllH. tlli. llB, lo01. H,d tlil'lN Will tllui
?...?.f'.,,Trir""n '" 1'-M 'HINT'S MDNTIII.V
AIAdA. M-. tho bi-M llliiatratn.u ol trioudiv Ioi Iiiiu-I'Mim-ially
aa a holiduy iri-et nt. Xhia 111 uh l muKa
riiie. iiow I'oinliiiii the. i KHontiiil of all nihors :ul
only J xoarly. l;i pot tail to nre tho b,1,h,Ii, una .
U".V. ';l'ttIl1 rrv nitortaininif. ni fiil un,
bcautltul literary K" in u,l artiailo illiwimlioiiH, to
ne loiiiicl in tho Kut-rivnive iiiimbcrH. Sold t-ver
wheio; pricf. rontH, ur yearly, J. Adilroaa.
W. JtNMNtiS DtMOHEST.
17 Bunt nth 8trtt, N. Y.
?V LADY AGENTS i""""
'"""fl I "l"ynii-iit aud (cuod t-alai y
"ftf Bolliui (u, en City fkh loud
riorh i mi eiippt,rteni etc. Suin-
LlBoiahllri-e. Addrena t)Uerll
It v buaucudur Co. . c jo;...u. u,
f?V-23C-HJ-'T FAIL
rV to tend JL tump fer tl,e mo.1 co.npl Culurua a
TVF;EV0,K:,ERS' cUTS. PRESSES. 4C.
Lui.fi'l"iru I.AH1.1-ST VAim.'i y.
NATIONAL TYPE COa.ffla?
eTtfA SiJr'C.iFLUbLIS Halo
r. Mnl... l in.. I Ll. M..-I. I....... t-
XAtafc IT Sar-, r.,1 1 .liKiirriitrm. an.l Imprrlr. li.rti. el
Dr. JOHN H. WOODBURY.
i Scad Itlilk fur book. II a.rcarlbl..Alaaar.I.Y.
Jf J aa i'AVSfor a Life Kcholarstiip in th
V jti H Tl "It lima Ituaineu illee,
W H Nra. NrW Jerney. Po.ltloltt lor
1 Kraduatea. National patronnei.. Wnu
lur t-'itulur. to 11. COLtM AN CO.
DUttUICa kmi upuim: cauiuaui: t o
Ciioiim in, U. V nta lur t at il'.fr.iu .No. H. Ftj. '
I FARM Tflfalf" !! or Slioi 1 llnllclTiid Tu7
n LMI1H Wi'itiiiit liert). baiiationa fuiuibrjud
Ifco Addroaa VaI-KNiink Hlioa., JanoBViUe. Wia
kilHUibbl tam ou brasa work and u"U
m fraiuea. imtirnv nut all void nanited or bruiiy.M,! j,ri
Uut and jui won estheni. wni lion :orluount postal not,,
U. ,J .Vll.MIN, bulai7, O.MjfJyltyN. J.
itl I K" -tl -tttiauu llano tiiMiiiu 1 .i,ih, uiiT
eit B-lld j o.. lor uuw p.l. k gold, bevrUU . Int
carda. ftampW. i cu. 1. J . MAXaoij, iierlm. ti. V.
rnnl I Haiidv.iuniewaut criihf.ir 1 c. ataii na
0mt
I'REMEDrs
mm
aw -3Z".('! Vti
cSintSEagnassEIj
H tUkil WtitKI All tLSt Ulli. fP
IVaii oiiKlibrui. 'la.-li(Hl. I i
ryj Lto la inn caild by drunKiaia.
nODEilll SURGERY. 1
Ainpitlnlion Within Three IncliM of
tho Hip Joint t nppoTpry lno t
ihri of Dr. KoiuipiIv's t'OTorlte
ltoiintlr (Itontloiit, N. X.).
Jfonpy 1b tho nnivnr.-at nocosa'ty and 1101m
btit a cynJe or fool will ttTtvt, to tUspise it
Mr. Abrnni Kllnworlli, of 1'ort Kwen. V'.aloe
County, N. V., hud rrnliinl this truth. Hi
diaoaxe Involved the wliolo of hit thigh bona
nnd tho suTi-ring man lo U(d forwsnl, no
without BjipHr.-ut reason, to tlooth nn his only
dolivoter, Ilia family phyl ian nTnsel to
Binpntnte thp limb rutprtlno; that tho o; ea
tlon Would kill tho pntit'iit un tho a;ot. DII.
ntrillKl !Vi:i)Y,oI Itomlout, IV. v.,
who was ronmilUvl, ho'd ft iliirorent opinion
ami amputated tho limb. Tht'd .ctorth nad
Iniul.t red fr.uly his r. nt lilo.nl niPditiinfl
VAX OltlTi: llV.?i ,to oir. r.l tonoand
Btivngth to tha systt'tn, to prevent the return
of the dU asi. nnd Mr. Kllnuor.h iviiinlm to
this day iu tliu 11 om of hfiilih. 1 bin gt'iitle
nmn'i dlsoim was tho oTxjiriu;? of foul blood,
and Oil. HAVII1 14 K i: n FtVOH.
Ill: lll.ni:iv pmi ,,.a tie blood and ro
Htoittl tu I i n 1 10 p iwt-r on-e moro to onjoy
bis li'e Ar you hiiirt'i itin lpiim any disHt
tract'iililt to tho aiue t'Htup.' ' ry t'.l !
I'li: mi:.tii.i.i. Vtur druR.ist ha it
due t'olliir a but 1 . I'l-ar in mind the pro-
ri'ictni-H iiniue nn I rd:ivss Inc. II41IU
Ki; M III, Itontloiil. Rcw York.
NY N U-
. . LYDIA C. PINKHAM'8 . .
VEGETA3LE COMPOUND
ISA rosm ve crnE for '
All Uinn iialnTul CompUtnU
ami y mkncsnrn ha common
(0 our bmt '
Trie CI la IWal, pill r bwatIW. I
It$ r-urpfin d anlWy r f.'in tvy'fiwtti n-n ling of
rffarvtAr nnl th" tv'.f n min aittt tint it titt all
it cititmstti iLittfuuMntU 0 ttiiiifj ctm glailly trttify.
Itwillpurttrntlrflyall Omrl.in ttmihNn. Inflamma-'
tlnnatid t'l" r:i'in, r;illlM(y and 1M m lin-mrntii, and
e'mtfMiiirut M,ni:l Vp- u mrM. nntl ltiiiiii-ul-irlrndait'
ed to tho C'ciut' of Mf',
It mmori'd Ka.ntni'w,l-'lfitu1'nfT, rtrtror?11 rrarinj
for tlniiilniiti. nnd rHIevc V ut t-f I h Nti.niarli,
It enrna n!T'lnr, M vi'l."'vw. N voi' l'r f 1 1 nllonf
0nTfti r-"htl tv. Bl-f,l iii,f"i, p -p- K'li'n nnd Indi
ITt'tion. Tint f I :i.t f h-n'-lriT ' m'.nir rftin.
and lu'tcai-l.o, U alw.ivn imvmm ir Iv mhkI liy Ita uao.
Hon,! ain'Mn to l.vin, M i- -,. fo.-(..iT.'i'ft. Jrttrnof
Inoulrv rvift tent nllT f"iv tl, ' t nrrtrntttri'tmiat
THE
SURE
FOtt
CURE
KIDNEY DISEASES.
LIVER COMPLAINTS.
CONSTIPATION. PILES,
AND BLOOD DISEASES.
PHYSICIANS ENDORSE IT HEARTILY,
'Kldney.Vurt la tli. moat auooceaAU remedy
X v.r uaed." Dr. P. C. laUou, Moiiktoa, Vi.
"Kidney-TV ort la alwaya rollabl.."
Dr. 11. N. Clark, Bo. llrro, VU
'Kidney -Wort has cured my at ifo iltrrtwo yeara
ullonoi;." Dr. 0. M. BununerUu, bun U1U. a.
IN THOUSANDS OF CASES
It haa cured wlieraall clto had fHUrd. It la mild,
but.f3ol.nt, I.lt l Al.N l H ACTION, but
harmloaal lu all eaac.
IXIteleanar. th. mot and Btrvnajtheaaarat
arlac. New l.ll'o to all the important orcaiia of
tli. body. Tho natural aotlou of til. Kidney, im
restored, Tlie Idvcr la olc.T.iaed of alldlaeaao,
and th. Buw.l. mov. freely and hcalthrully.
Id Una Way thai went Uoaca or .radioatod
front th. .yatcm.
rtlCt, $1.00 UqtID OB DUT, BOLD BT DBl'OaiSTa.
Dry can be aont by mall.
WELLS. RIt'llAltIHOC A tO.llurll.n.-Tt.
Thla porou. ilartcr li
abanluh-ly f.'ia brt enr
niiide, cniWuliirf tho
Yirtuoa cif lnt.d wlt'i
PLASTER
Rutna, Uilantni and I- I
tract It power ia nondcrful In ctlrlnir disease, when
other phutort aliiii.iy n l.. v,.. t'rirlt in tho luwlt and
in the h:,!e or L:iai..i, K.itr Joint . and Munclea,
tldney Trouhlot, Kboumntl.ni. Noi;r.'.l -la, lv.ro Cheat,
Allawtionaof tliu Heart and l.lver, ajidull piUlu or nehn.
inanyiiaitcuredliiiifantlyliytio Imp flatter. tJ"Try
LAME
it. l'rj-a, eenti or livo fur fl.OQ.
ll.nllidim recti do.' I'ili'o. Huld by
ail dnnrirlKla r-nl country atorea.
i.i;i i'liixler trjtKin,
r.-onrictor'i, notion, ilaaa.
BACK
I Whtr notist 'rn' n !
cf j;cii't. rr.d':.-M.'4M8ot' tha
n'-'i and L'.ri r Till . fipenta.
bowH tokf Hawi"T's fc:i
Consumption Can Bo Cured!
DR. IB I I M
mm 11 b r
rnrra ConMiiiMpllnii, i 'nldn Pnriiuintiin. Tn
fliirnv.n. Itiuiu Inal I'llUriiim', Kriuii liitifl
ll4iiirtt'iirrNf Afiilimn, t roiit, liuoiihi
t oiilili mikI nil IliMrtiKi'M il iu Itrfiiiliiiiti
Oiui.tin. 11 fooltiCM nml li.nU liiri .tlrmbi'itiia
fji Hi l.tntN, iiiliiuiK'.l and iiomuiifd ly lUa
il.rai'i.M, hiiii prrvriilM liiu itiuiu nt. fill, niitl
tiithiiicNH ncroH Hu flii'Mi nuh iirrtnntuiiiy
11. t uiiMuiitPliou I. uui it 11 iui ui abltr uiulaily.
llAlalS llAI..t WlH ill m )UII, UVUU
tuuuuU iruli.iuuul uid tail.
MrljF,MM WMf iU-.
30 DAYS' TRIAL
DR.
V.l I LU. J
T?tI,l!'Tltf) Vfll.TAt(: HI Lr and other Kr.Kr-rRia
i Al'l'i lANi'tt. ,,f anil on ,i Days' 'i'nnl TO MKS
OM.V. Yi)i Nii till ul.li, wImi nre aitl.riiiR from
NKiiviitH Dkiiiiitv, l.iwr Vhai.itv. Wahtinu
VVkaknf.hi-k.... and a I liiiiilial dinimm-a. Ka-edy re.
Met an 1 f-ninpl.'tti r 'Ktorntiuit l.i IlKAl.lif. Vniiili aud
MANHcxnitinAUANiKKii. ttouil at unco lor lUuaUatod
rftiuuJilet true. Addn aa
VcltaiojBplt Co., Marshnll. Midi;
elulty .if Fpllepiy, has ttlnv.lit u.mt.t ln-at.d a!ld rilrcal
lii..m rate. Ilian anj c ih.T In ihb i.i,.. tl. hi,,. Ilujnrcet.
Jia. .imply lu.011 ainnnlsliliiir; v. . P;,vu henrd of raM of
t..T year.' alandliijr auc,-ri.fiil,y ruinl l.y hl:u. II
M publlthed Hiirk iiii tliu tiit..wnlrh Ii , aenil.
lih a hinte (..ililvnf 1,1. rMi,,i, t Pur0 fri. ,., ry tr.
f.'r.T h.i may .,.. llinr eapreaaand I'. O. Addm-a.
adnuiiy i.i, wlKlihm ru.u t .a.lilroa 'uu'
ir . All. ilidUMU; . m j vha St., K.w Tvtkj
W rO()Ti:"Oi i-h.al .METHODS
fll fl FYFQ "dllt' Nt'M without tine- UK
ULJJ K I LO'His.nn iiii inooi ijianM-all k II II
II U T I U I1L or unt omloitubiu tins, la 1 ill Ii
PHIMOSIS rn.uui"!:;:.: l f
NFRVfllK Urblllly, etc.: rainra1 1 klU
l?r'' rnnl iniliiiml trt-.ntiiii-ni. ' y
flrl R lira IP UlNcasrn t nil k.iilt-'"""1'l'le,'
uni,Ui1lb,,.i.ii.,i imuiiiiiif." lUr.vach.)
Addrftm Dr. K. II. I'ODTK. Box 7SS, X. Y. Vlty,
RFNT WANTKIi to aeil our XXX Itlemt.d TeZ
AUM w,iuUB..!.t tJi.tua t op aud f.-.uoer a
mill each poiiuo. P, we (ill.-. li,-nl,-ia aend tor ,,,7i
licuiara, Jua. II. I lull,. SH t.r.Bi.i, i, ti, u"v
ticuiara. Ulta. It.
Pensions
to is ..i,f . a i to t ... " '
IS ham au :-w " ' V.-
Awi-iriiii .-uii.k w tlii nn-t l.iM-in-Ml lrn- 6 -n'-T
A att'iii. nnlrd i..r ti.; lii.Vt'Viuj",:.?," : . 1 "z
Aicton.l .o..k and li l,le. I'm,., J,
col. .Na.ioSal Pi.i,i.hi. u cJ . i'J.. , .
rn.tMt rai-muaL a, II i-ui y.JUf .
' f
pmamm 11m naii a nail iiniii mi 1111 mmnwwi J
ron tub ii n 1 n nn
LU?jGS.iJMLSMli
DYES M
IBLtoi.i..;
58 rJH afcfAul tl'iuu tMtti!lu,brs aa
J 4 1 V '' NuaWcrk .
A A $) cPttEPTco fits:
h St.ii.tataurpluruurrvr U , j
iHalrn... I. u -.UlHAil. t
t ant U f , tauli.iiga, li . v