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TOR THE LOVERS OF FOX.
f ITO&IES THAT WILL BAISB A LAUOH
AHOSO OUB READERS.
ORn find rffert The Kind At IrTnal"
r.lan AChlnrM Failure The Ten
dencies' of th Time ;ucaed It.
Gloomy and taciturn barber, sadly re
girding the skull of loquacious subject
"Hair's coming out, sir; falling out very
badly, sir."
Liirht minded and loquacious subject,
very frivolously "Yc; I was afraid it
would, lou put something on it last
week for a dollar you said would bring it
out,"
Gloomy and taciturn barber relapses
into dignified 6ilence, and proudly neg
lects to suggest sea foiim or tonic only
five cents extra. Burlington ILiakeye.
The. Kind of Miialclan.
"I'm thinking of making a musician
of that boy of mine, Yeast," said Crim
sonbenk to his neighbor, who had
had young Johnny Crimsonbeak in his
employ as an office boy for a week.
"I would if I were you," was the caus
tic reply of Yeast,
"Well, Yeast, your judgment is worth
something, what kind of a musician
would you advise me to make of him I"
said the jolly Crimsonbeak, highly
pleased at the contemplation.
"Well, Crimsonbeak, to tell you the
exact truth your boy has got a powerful
sight of wind and I have no doubt,
should his mouth hold out, that he will
make one of the best whistlers in the
county 1" Statesman.
Didn't Like That Kind.
A merchant traveler was put in a bed
with a stranger at a crowded hotel. Dur
ing the night he became very restless
and waked up his bed-fellow by kicking
him clear out of bed.
" Thunderation I" yelled the victim,
"what do you mean by that sort of treat
ment?" "Oh ah beg pardon," said the
traveler, rubbing open his eyes and gaz
ing at tho man on the floor, ' I w as
dreaming."
"Dreaming, was you? Well, it's all
right, Mister, but if it's all the same to
you, I'd just as lief you wouldn't keep
your dreams loaded." Merchant-Traveler.
A Chlreao Failure.
When a native of Cbina doing business
goes to the wall, a mandarin investigates
his affairs, and the result is usually about
as follows:
"I find that your household expenses
have been eight cents per day."
"Alasl oh mighty mandarin, I have an
extravagant family.""
"Your rent has been sixty cents per
month. How dare you to incur such
expense on your small capital?"
"I was in hopes times w ould improve."
"And I find among your items of ex
pense such things as opera tickets, oys
ters for Sunday, and smoking tobacco
for your grandmother. Jfo wonder you
have to shut up shop and cause your
creditors to mourn."
"Oh, mighty mandarin, show mercy to
an honest but unfortunate man."
"Call yourself honest when you with
draw seventy cents of your capital to
buy your wife a party dress? Come to
the temple of justice."
At the temple tho creditors divide up
the assets, and each one is then privil
eged to use a whip on the debtor's bare
back until he thinks he has got 100 cents
on the dollar. Wa!l Street Xeics.
The Tendencies of the Times.
"Gem'len, " said Brother Gardner, as the
triangle sounded, "ebery day o' my life
I h'ar complaints about our pollytics, our
religun, ourskules, our society, our amuse
ments, an' our system of gov'ment. Sun.
thin' must be wrong wid our hull system
of existence. " What am it? Dat run the
question I propose to have discussed heah
to-night in nil its bearius', and lax Mr.
Waydown Bee be to take tho floah and
lead off."
"We are runnin' away wid de kentry,"
said the solemn voice of Waydown Bebee,
as his name was called.- "We am libin'
too fast. Twenty years aso I was satisfied
with a two-roomed cabin an' a dollar a
day. Now I has to have a two-story house
and twelve shillings a day. Wives who used
to gobar'fut six days a week to save dcir
shoes for the seventh, now wear $S butes
to mop in. De pusson who aims $10 a
week mus' lib jist as good as the one
who aims $20. Twenty y'ars ago de
woman wid a diamond ring could boss
a hull nayburhood. Now, when she
even tries to boss de sarvand gal, de gal
packs up her peck of diamonds an' quits
de job, widout waitin' to collect any
leetle matter like $40 back salary. When
I was a boy de mau who bought a can of
oysters was supposed to have bin left a
legacy of fo'rteen nnllyun dollars. Now
aday dee poo' man's back yard am kiv
ered wid ae empty cans.
"I kin see sitjn arter sign dat dis rren
erashun am speedin' along widout thought
or car' of whar' it-will bring up. Men
who am hoein' 'taters to-day am nabobs
to-morrer. Men who used to believe in
savin' up fur a rainy day now scatter
aeir cash aroun' as if de sunshine- mus'
alius last. Whar' I used to be satisfied
wid bean soup I now want ox-tail, an
dat's what ails de hull kentry, we has
got to slow up an' simmer down or de
top rail am gwine to give way an' cive us
uu a urap. rres Jtress lAirnkdn flub.
lie Guekned It.
Traveling men as a rule aro not apt to
make "bad breaks," but sometimes they
do. The other day, on a train coming
into this city, one of these gentlemen
wanted to sell out for a torn two-cent
stamp, but found no purchasers. On the
train was a particularly lovely youn;'
lady, seated by herself, while in the seat
in front was a perfect specimen of a
weu-to-ao planter. 1 lie moist weather
had probably atfected the old fellow's
corns, as he had taken olT linth m.to
and planted his feet on the seat in front,
The relief he had experienced had caused
him to drop into a sweet slumber, and
well, it was just about this time that the
drummer sat down in the seat by the
young lady and commenced to make
things pleasant, after the peculiar style
of drummers in general.
"Old party in front seems pretty com
fortable, don't he?" taid he.
"Yes, sir,h seems to be enjoying him
self. "
"Makes himself at home; don't het
These old guys take a parlor coach for a
regular dressing-room. Just look at the
stylo of those country socks, will you!"
"They look comfortable, though," said
tho young lady.
"Yes, they do; but just look at the
stylo of 'cm. I'll just bet they were
knitted by hand out in the country somo.
where."
"What makes you think so ?"
"Oh, they are "so dizzy, you know.
Why, I wouldn't disgrace my feet by put
ting them into such old ham covers. I'd
just like to know who the old snoozer is
and who made those socks."
"Well, sir," said Uie maiden, "as yoi
seem so anxious, I'll just tell you. The
gentleman you have so politely called an
old snoozer is my father, and I knitted
those socks for him myself, and as I know
vou would love to get acquainted with
um, 1 II just wake him up and introduce
you. Have you a card t '
Hut the drummer bad flown, and though
the next station consisted of only three
houses, a traveling man and three largo
trunks got off.
Moral l ou can t most always some
times tell who the pretty girl's father is.
Evansville Argun.
Durability of Hank of England Notes-
Writincr about the Bank of England
in Harper's Mvjticiiie, William H. Kide
ing says: The album in which speci
mens of the various counterfeits discov
ered are preserved, also contains some
interesting proofs of tho extraordinary
durability of the notes. Thero are three
notes for twenty-five pounds which passed
through the Chicago firo, and were sent
in for redemption by Mr. K. II. Nottin,
paymaster of the Chicago and Alton rail
way. Thou srh they are burnt to a criso
black ash, the paper is scarcely broken,
and the engraving is as clear as in a new
note. There nio also five-pound notes
which went to the bottom of the sea in
tho unfortunate training-ship Eurydice,
and were recover --d after six months' im
mersion. They are not even frayed. The
paper is stained a light brown, and that
is tho only effect their long exposure to
salt-water as had. We are shown in a
small case covered with a macnifvins-
glass a few charred fragments of paper
for which the bank paid 1,400. They
are the remains of several notes de
stroyed in a fire, and were redeemed at
their full value, tho holders being
able to give their numbers and
dates, and tc satisfy tho bank
that they had actually been destroyed.
There is another note in the album which
w as in circulation 125 years before it was
returned to the bank for payment. No
note is issued twice. As soon ae a note
is returned, even though it has been out
but a few hours, it is cancelled. Very
often a note issued in, the morning is
brought back to the bank in the after
noon of the same day, but on an average
a five-pound note is out about eighty days
The notes have many strange adventures.
One of a largo denomination was ' found
keeping the wind away in the broken
pane of a cottage window, neither the
cottager nor his wife having any idea of
its value. Another, also for a large sum,
the disappearance of which had led to
many wrongful suspicions and accusa
tions, was discovered, after many years,
inclosed in the wall of the house from
which it had mysteriously disappeared.
une tnmg me notes will not endure.
They will hold together at the bottom of
the sea, and come out of a furnace intact,
but they will not outlast the scrubbing,
the bleaching, and the mangling of the
laundry. That trial, to which they are
sometimes subjected through tho inad
vertence of ladies who send them to the
wash in their dress pockets, usually de
faces them, though even after it their
genuineness. is still recognizable.
Reminiscences or Old Hickory.
General Jackson was not cultured or
accomplished, but he had a strong, well
balanced mind, and ho would go through
forests of sophistry and masses of legal
opinions, straight to the point. Gov
ernor Wise, who admired him greatly,
used to tell a story illustrative of the
roujfh bark of Old Hickory's character.
During the administration of President
Monroe, General Jackson, in command
of some troops, invaded Florida and cap
tured Arbuthnot and Ambrister, two
Englishmen who, it was charged, 'in
cited the Indians to depredations.
He at once ordered a court martial
and had them hanged, with but lit
tle time to prepare for their future place
of abode. He was arraigned for the of
fense before the cabinet of Mr. Monroe,
and Mr. Adams, tho secretary of state,
defended him on the high ground of in
ternational law as expounded by Grotius,
Vattel and Puffendorf. Jackson, who
had quarrelled with Mr. Monroe, was dis
posed to regard the matter as entirely
personal. "Confound Grotius; con
found Puffendorf; confound Vattel," said
he; " this is a mere matter between Jim
Monroe and me." It is also said of him
that, pending the question of dispute be
tween this country nnd France in regard
to the demand for $5,000,000, his mes
sage to Congress contained a direct and
insulting threat to Louis Philippe. Tho
cabinet consulted and urged a change of
the phraseology. Mr. Forsyth, then
secretary of state, adroitly changed
the language, dictated by the President,
to soften it and make the message mors
diplomatic in terms, and more coiuform
able to peaceful and courteous national
intercourse. But when Mr. Done'son,
the President's private secretary, real to
him from the proof sheets, Jackson
stopped him when ho got to the part
relating to France. " Head that again,
sir," said he; " that is not my language;
it has been changed, nnd I will have no
other expression of my own meaning than
my own words." Tho original words
were substituted, and his absolute dicta
tion wrung from France the money
which never could have been obtained
through diplomacy. "i'tWc-y" in Boston
Budget.
Encumbered Property.
" I hear that you are to marry a
wealthy American girl," said one British
nobleman to another.
" Ya'as," replied his lordship.
" You must allow me to congratulate
you. Aro there any encumbrances on
her property V"
"Ya'as, the udy."P,ihtJclp?iia Call.
Michigan produces about two-fifths of
the whole peppermint crop, varying from
20,000 to 70,000 pound of oil.
NEWS AND NOTES FOR 'WOMEN.
Fine silk flowers are much used in mil-
linery. I
Grey and brown aro the fashionable
shades. 1
Visite mantelet are worn by ladies of
all ages.
Capes and polerlne nre excessively
fashionable.
Glace silks are effectively trimmed
with velvet.
Flowers and feathers aro again worn on
the same hat or bonnet.
Embroidered tussous and pongees will
be much worn this season.
Laura J. Gott, of La Grango, Ohio, I
has patented a fire-escapo.
Few walking or .visiting costumes aro
composed of woolen stuff only.
Embroidered tulle holds its place among
light materials for party ducsses.
Gold and silver gossamcr-liko tissues
appear among millinery materials.
Bustles as big as a small balloon deform
the female form divine this season.
Cords and tassels again form parts of
tho decoratious of dressy costumes.
Women can bo notaries public in New
York State. There nro several such.
Slato gray and copper color combine
admirably in brocades and in milli
nery. A colored girl, Mile. Mathieu, is study
ing medicine in Paris. She is attending
the hospital.
Ribbons are rarely seen on bonnets
made of fancy materials, but are used on
almost all mado of straw.
The new plaids are very striking.
They will be popularly worn for travel
ing during tho summer months.
Black Spanish lace is used as a trans
parent, over white surah, ns it is arranged
over any color with good effect.
A dispensary is about to bo erected in
Bombay where women may receive treat
ment from doctors of their own sex.
Troy, X. Y., owes not a little of its
prosperity to industries which employ
women, notably its linen-collar factories.
The Texas State university admits
women on the same terms as men. Thero
are at present thirty young ladies in tho
classes. .
The number of women engaged in
money-earning 1 occupations in Great
Britain has more than doubled in the last
ten years.
Professor Faraday said that Mrs.
Marcct's "Conversations on Chemistry"
first opened his eyes to the wonders of
this science.
Mrs. Carr, of Los Angeles, Cal., has
been very successful at orange-raising.
She is starting a school of horticulture
for women there.
There aro now 128,845) pupils in at
tendance on the schools for girls in India. '
Only a few years ago no women was al
lowed to learn to read.
A pretty bonnet is of Egyptian lace.
It has long, wide strings and two agate
buttons ou the crown. Mottled velvet
leaves supply the garniture.
A pretty wrap for a little girl is made
of French gray material, brocaded with
dark red in a small pattern with a gold
thread running through it.
An odd sunshade is made by laying
squares of two materials over the other
in such a way that tho sides of each
square are bisected by the angles of tho
ether.
A woman's school of journalism is to
be opened in Detroit this summer. The
girls arw to do taught typesetting, short
hand, proof-reading and revision of
manuscript.
A number of French women have dis
tinguished themselves as architects und
house-decorators. eJThe mayor's house at
Passy displays som6 rare and artistic car
penter and cabinet work done by a
woman.
Queen Victoria selected Irish poplin as
the bridal dress for her granddaughter,
the Princess Victoria, of Hesse. The
terry poplin, now so much liked in
London, is Irish, and it is woven in every
hue and shade.
An imported wrap is made of a bril
liant shade of ruby velvet. It is trimmed
all around with a heavy chenille drop
fringe with gold beads, while large leaves
of gilt beads worked on tho velvet are on
each side of tho front and back.
A Southern paper notes that two young
women, bookkeepers in New Orleans,
earn a combined salary of $48 a month.
On this they have bought and are paying
for a small cosy home, in which they
comfortably support their mother.
The Boston's W omen's Educational and
Industrial union has a protective depart
ment whose object is to recover wages
unjustly withheld from workingwomen.
Its labor is rapidly increasing in amount
and importance. It is doing good.
Mrs. Quincy Shaw, of Boston, daugh
ter of Professor Agassiz, spends $50,000
a year for kindergartens, nurseries and
schools for the children of the poor. Sho
not only gives her money, but her time,
and sees personally that her good works
are carried out.
Pongees, like all other embroidered
materials, are shown this year, not only
en bands for trimming, but in breadths
linbroidered with sprays. It also ap-
Eears in breadths worked iu English em
roidery and intended for basques, made
up over colored satin.
A very handsome set of bridesmaids'
dresses worn in New York wero of palo
bluo satin, with train of crape ornamented
with cowslips and leaves. Ihey mid
iiointed bodices laced in front, with
ledicis collars of lace and elbow bleevcs
gathered hih on the shoulder.
No lady netd be without Mrs. Tinkham's
Vegetable 'om;.ound because sbo is for dis
tant, from drui; stor The I r .pi iet -r fcenl
it postage paid liy mail from I.yim, Mass., in
th i form of lozenge or of pills: i ri-o, $1 p r
Ixix, or six for .V Si n I lor the " Luiiu to
Heultli," which civos full particulars.
In the exchange of thought us-e no coin but
gold and eilvtr.
" I have taken one bottle of Dr. Graves'
HearL iiejfi litur for heurt dis use, and (hid
it nil I oruld desire. " A. A. Holbiojk, Wor
tiUr, Alius
In Armenia girls are married at twe'.ve
J ours of age.
Hiikvm ATilni"7rViKoiir-sr Wonder" cure
in hours, or money retuniJ. Kent on receipt
of t-l. Medicine dujiot, V. rWk btruet, N. Y.
Tb fashionatle name of nervous debility
Is "ueuroie."
AN ARMY EXPERIENCE.
Ilnwnn Old Voir run I Venped Annllillntlnri
nil I.I veil in linpnri n Wnrnlna lit tlther.
A pleasinR oeourrenee which lin jut porno
tr our-notice in connection with Hie New
York State nipctjiiR of tho Urand Army of
tho Hepulilip. jg m, unusual in many rwects
that we venture to rcpiHluce it for the bene
fit of our renders.
Captain All ml Rpnnm,of Now York, while
rnein in the lobby of tho nrmory previous to
one of tho meetings, middenly Ktnpped nnd
prnnne I tho face of a ponth man who wns in
pnrnot nniverrntion with onn of the Urniid
Army otlioer-t. It seemed to him that he
hail seen that tare before, partially oh
tc.ired by tho smoke of battle, and yet
this bright and pleasant eoimtenaiu-o
could not Ik the fame palo, nnd death liko
vi-age. which ha ro dimly rvni -inhered. 1 u'.
the recollection, like lnn ius ghost, would
not "down" at command owi hAiinted him
the entire day. tin the day following he
nroin saw trie smne connti'iinnw, nnd ven
tured to spi ak to it ow ner. Tbe Instant Uie
two veterans heard each i thrrs vwi ei, that
inst mt they jveofrnized a-'d called enrh othirr
by name, i hoirtu osnud forms had changed,
but their voiip- wero the fk'ihn Tho man
whom Captain Hensoin had iwuniml was
Mr. 'N". K. Nacff, of St, Johns, Mi.:h., a vet
rrnn of th-i!:U N. Y. Muht Artillery and
I oth members, of Hnrnside's famous expedi
tion to North Carolina. Att-r the first greet
ing were over, Cnp;ain Hennom said:
"It hardly re ms pi K-ible, a:e, to see you
in this condition, for 1 thought you must have
been dond lonit npo."
" Yes, I do not doubt it, for if I nm not mis
taken, when we last met I was oocupvins: a
couch in tho hospital, a victim of 'Yellow
Jack' in ite worst form."
"1 remember. The war seems to have
caused more misery since its close than when
it was in progress' replied tho captain. "I
meet old comrades frequently who are sulTer
inK terribly, not so much from old wounds ns
from the malarial poisons which ruined their
constitutions."
"1 think so myself. 'When the war closed
I returned home nnd at times I would feel
well, but every few weeks that confounded
'nll-frone' feeliiiK would come upon me anin.
My nervous system, which was shattered in
the service, failed mo rntir'ly nnd produced
one of the worst possible cases of ner
vous dyspepsia. Alost of the time I
hnd no appetite: then aain I woul I become
ravenously hungry, but the minute 1 sat down
to eat I loathed food. My skin was dry and
parched, my ftYsh loose nnd 'flabby. 1 could
hold nothing on my stomach for days nt nt
a time, and what little 1 did eat failed to as
similate. 1 was easily fatigued; ray mind
was depressed; I was cro-s and irritable and
many a night my heart would pain me so I
could not sleep, and when I did I had horrid
di earns nnd frightful nightmares. Of courso,
tlu se things cairn on mo ono bv one, each
worse than tin other. My breath was foul,
my tongue w as coated, my teeth decayed. 1
hnd terr.tio headaches which would leave my
nervous system completely shattered, lii
fact my existence, since the wnr, has been a
living death, from which 1 have often prayed
for relense."
"Couldn't the old surgeon d you any
good !"
" I wrote him and ho treated mo, but liko
every other doctor, failed. They all said my
nerve was gone and without that to build
upon I could not get well. When 1 was at
my wo- si, piles of the severest nature came
u)on me. Then my liver gave out and with
out the use or cathartics 1 could not move
the bowels at all. My blood got like a stream
of firo and seemed literally to burn me a ive."
" Well, you might better have died in
battle, oui. k and without ceremony."
" How many times t wished 1 had died the
day we captured Newbsrnef"
" And yet you aro now the picture of
health."
"Aud the picture is taken from life. I am
in pertect condition. SJy nerve tone is re
stored; my stomach reinvigorated; my Mesh
is hard aud healthy; in la 1 1 have new blood,
new energy and a new-lease of life wholly as
the result of usimr Warner's Tinnecanoo.
This remarkable preparation, which I con
sider the finest tonic und stomach restorer in
the world has overcome all the evil influences
of malaria, all the poison of thi army, all
trace of dyspersiu, al inal-nssimilatibn of
food, and indeed ma le a new man of me."
'lhe captain remained tilent for a while,
evidently musing over his recollections of
tho past. When ha again raiseduis head he
f aid :
"It wou'd be a godsend if all the veterans
w ho have buffered so intensely nnd ulso all
ethers in the land who lire enduring so much
misery could know of your expei-ii-nce, Suge,
ami the way by which you have been re
stored. "
.An I that is why the alxive conversation is
recounted. National Tribune, of Waskinu
tun. Too foel is my nature. It is my thought,
my act
Years add to the faith of thotecureJof
heart di-eo.se by se of Dr. Graves' Heart
Kegubit ir. For thirty yean it has prove l
itself a spe-llie. fl.
Too low they build who build beneath the
stars.
A gentleman from Orwell, Pacall. d my
attention to Kly's Cream Balm as a remedy for
Catarrh, Hay Ft v. r, e'.c. He wag so earnest
in asserting it to be a positive cure (him-elf
having been c u-ed by it) that I purchased a
Kto.-k. Tho balm has alreauy etleoted cures.
V. V. Hyatt, M. U, liordentowu. N. J.
Wouldst see blithe looks, fresh cheeks beguile,
Aye, wouldst see December smilef
W ouldst see hosta of new roses blow
Carloline makes the hair to grow
Uu the baldest of heads.
Paralymli erton-ipermantly cured. Guaran
teed by thoj roprit tursof !-'amaritino Nervine.
Samaritan Aervino cured our child's tita.
The doctors f u ihd. H enry Knee, Verrilla,Tenn
Public speaker nnd singers usj Piso's Cure
for hoarseness and weak lungs.
A Cure at Pneumonia.
Mr. D. H. liarnaby, of Owego, N.
Y., says that his daughter was taken witli
a violent cold which terminated with pnau
moniu, and all the b.st physicians gave th
case up and raid sho '.-oukl live but a fen
hours at most. She was in this conditio r
when a friend recommended Dr. Win.
Hall's Balsam for the Lungs, and advised hoi
to try it. Hue accepted it as a lost resort,
and was surprised to And that it produced
marked change for the better, and by per
severing in its use a cure was effected.
For dvspephia, indioestiox, depreeaion of spir
its and general debility in their various forms,
alto as a preventive against fever and ague and
other intermittent fevers, the "Ferro-Phosphor-ated
Klixir of Calisaya," made by Caswell,
Hazard tc Co., New York, and Bold by all Drug
gists, is the bebt tonic ; and fur patients recover,
lug from lever or other sickness it has no equal.
Am Irish dairymaid ought to make nice
iitt'e Pats of butter.
Warmer Weather
Is ofUn accompanied by extreme wauinesa and inde.
cnbable deLulity. and ctuful and other diseases ar
liable to m&nifeat themalvea iu sever and painful
forms. Now la the time to take Hxd'a Baraaparilla.
At no other aeaAou ia the syaUim ao auaceptible to ita
reviving, regulating and rest urine influences. Thou
sands who wta "all run down" teatify that Hood's
Biraapanlla ban given them new life and vigor.
fur seven year, spring and fall, I had scrofulous
sot oj oonte out ou my legs, aud for two years was not
f roe from them al all. 1 suffered ery much. Laet
May 1 began Ukiutf Hood's 8arsapanlla, and before I
had taken two bottles the sores healed, and the humor
left me." C. A. Arnold, Arnold, Me.
Purify Your Blood
"I tried adomo articltta tooleaOM in 7 blood, butn.rar
found tnythiun that did me an? KIud till I began winf
Uuod'Kbareaiiarilla." W. 11. Fikh, Kooheblur. N. Y.
" Mj wife liaa boau truublsd with inJieUiou, and ber
blood baa boan io a pour condition. bb haa uaed
ral bottle. o( Huod'a baraauarilla, aud it baa been a
(mat benefit to ner." 11. lilcaaoN, K.uten, O.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Hold b. all drua-iriata. l: eii It Made only b
V. I. HOOD (JO., Apothecariea, Lowell, Miaa.
I OO Doses One Dollar.
I DR. DAVIDS 1
KENNEDY'S
Flanaant to Talc.
Powerful lo Cure,
And Wclrome
In Kvrj Home.
KIDNEY
nnd
LIVER GORE
Pr. KpnnnlyR Furor-
l4"iiifflv la ariniilnt. to
j all ajrt'fi and Wih nrirn, af
fording iietmniifm rnr in
all caaia I'Hiiard by impurity
of tht tilrn1, mich an Kltl-
I .1 . 1 I a....
"toAaa.. .'SlItMffeV'
C omplulntn, t'nnstlimlloiiai.u r ukurssei
porulinr to women.
It prVHH nucrpuful In mwi whtw atl othpr mrii
rtnwi had totally filled, INohUttrtr should dpupair
aw lon mm this tvmedy is tint nnd. It lias an un
broken record of mirrtw for many years, aud has
won li'Mts of warm lrinda.
Are vou mitTfrin from any disuse trrsble to
th ri'iiM mentioned? If no. LVr Krntmilr
Maknn his personal and profB4ionnl riMintatum oil
the statement that Favorite Itemed? will do
ou good.
For an) by fill druggists, or writa to Dr. Dnvld
Kennedy Kotidoiit, N. V.
un noriiTo
oave a if cms fronts. '
New Machines 3
(ah con KiS
Guarantied ponltWHy now
and tlinrmtKllIy lirot-rlaaa in
arery particular. Wnrrilllt
rtllor6yra. Can tMnturnd
M'ntad. VroiKhta paid to alC,
points. KNIiililialiril 1S7H -
ft. C. JOHNSON, 37 North Pearl St., Albany.N.Y.
Regrneratlon fm
enfeebled system,
Buffering from a gen
eral want of toue.and
Its UM.nl concomi
tants, dyspepsia and
norvonsuesn. In sol
dnm derivable f mix
the iiRoof a nourish
Inn dirt and Mtlmut
of appetite, unaided.
A int'dicinc that will
effect a removal oj
the Bpecine olwtarl
to renewed health
and vitfor. that is i
(lenuiiieeornH'tive li
the real need. It ii
th pnsnesHtun of tliii
grand requirement
which mukts Hlmui.
tern Htomarh Hit
ters so effective a at
invioraht. Forsaii
DmgpUt ftnd Dealer rnnyrallv
Walnut Leaf Ilnlr Hostorsr
Tt Is entirely different from all others, and as Its name
Indicate in a perfect VeffHtatilH Hair Kwntorer. It will
immediately free the hn J from all dandruff, restore gray
hair to ita naturnl color, and pmduco a jmvf growth
where it haa fallen ol. It does not affect the health,
which sulphur.auiciirof load and mtratnof silver prepar
ations have done. It will change hit In or faded hair in a
few day to a beautiful flossy bronn. Ask your drujruijt
fur it. Kach bottln is Warranted. Smith, Kline A l o..
Wholesale Ag'ta, 1'hila.aPa.. and O.N.Cnttf nton, N. V .
30 DAYS' TRIAL
(BaouxJ
TTtLEOTRO VOLTAlO BFLT and othnr Kt-KCTnta
!i Arpi.IAKfnra arc .?nt on M Days' Trial TO MKN
"i'", iiMmu oil vi, i, who am aunnnng iroin
Nr.BTona Dehii.itt, Ixi.t Vitaliti, WAaTma
WtAimmw. and a. I aimlre d. .-.. Kprmly ro
lwf and complain rMornlion 10 Hralth, Vuiolt and
Manhood (,1'ahav i kf.i. bond at once (or llluatratud
i-ampuiei tree. Aaurcae
Voltaic Bolt Co., Marshall, Mich,
A T.Mu.Inar London Thy
si-aun eautuiiMUrs so
OKice fu .New York
lor Che Curo of
FPILFDTPn TIT-'
lit At. U aaiiml A tflaAA rti.1 V i. a.
rialty of Kpilepy, baa wltlimu Uoubl treated and curd
TT) lira Bda limn nnnihnliai. . .11 Ti .
- uM j t.nuii buiuk; wo 11 avb nuaro or cues or
rar to years' aland I mf auerAMfully carvd by him. Ha
has puhiin.ii'd work on this dira, wnleh he sonde
whh a lare tiottletif hit wonderful cure free tn any inf.
ferur who iuaf wntl tlmlr eiprtiiut and H. O. AdUru. . U
aUviaeanr one wiililnK m cm o t ivlurpsa
Ur. Ai. MaatltOLC o. John St.. Nfw Tork.
uu aiiupiy non aninnidninc; we have huard of cues
GOOD NEWS
12 LAplES!
tirtfatft-t iiidut'DiiK'ntK evnr of.
ferfU. Now'i your tiro-' to up
orders for our celebr.itud 'IVhs
no (MierH.anti fun-uiv u ueauii
tul iold Jiand or Moaa Hoae tJhins
'flaSl iir I Innliifllllaa 1 lfli rutaarl
Oold Hand Mona Roue Jiinner Set. or tiold Hand Moss
uecxNtwu ioiit't rt, iit lull particulars adiirnss
TIIK H U HAT A.MKKK AN TEA i O.,
. P. O. Box btf. U aud ii Vwy ht.t New York.
TO SPECULATORS.
Ri UNOBLOM & CO.,
N.G. MILLER & CO
1 namDer or Ui Broadway,
Conimvrop, Cliirairo. New vork
GKAIN & PROVISION BROKERS
Member of all prominent Prmtui'.. Ksoaaugeeia Mevt
York, (Jlurano, tit. Ixiuia and Milwaukee.
Heliave eivluaive kinvnl Uilfxrapli wirebetWftaoOhl.
uno and New York. Will eiecuto orderaon ouriuri.
ttieut when ri-ijtiMtod. Nt-nd for viruulp'a ooutaimua
truculre. KUHI', LIM-IUI.UM UU., Oqlua o.
I","- J'I.Avj 1 . . 1 1, L. AH1 1'lt'l 1'lll.M, 'l'(.
Ix-aiiliiiil 111 lilcr.iry nun, und llm Ix-iiiit il 11 1 in
ovit (Lnic Hint ui.tli .- our liom.-H nitnu-tivi-, Ulna
MlJ.VlHI.y MAliAXlNK. l'rue. '.II ci'Uts. Knlcl
evc nwIuTc. V, iriv. j. Ih, "t lail to bob Una
iikkIi-I inuiiiiziiH . Now i t tin tiiriH to nuliHrrilx'
Addr. 1 w. JKNNI.NUS UtllUlililjT, 17 East 14tU
ntrtet, Nrw ork.
1 lItLl'ouKlifcrup. TMteHiMd.
CHftFl WHFlif ait I-ISF rauc
I'm in mite, isoui iv orutr.'iui.
nVIC'S RRAItO KLIXIR
Afk J fra . kr u Wn ... la
I. Hi C.(i Am
-... ... l. a. L. nan 11 a o., ,.r.t.. i-ai.iii
$40
PA VN for a f.ifo Kiholarxhlp in tlu
uIi iiibii ItuHiiusK i ollcae.
Newiirk, tir.w JoriMjr. l'oeitioii-i fo
ciaduaua. Natiuiml oatrmiHif... Writ.
lor Uiroularatoll. L'Ul.KilAN 4 (JO.
VlfiftR nd MANHOOD tliorouKhlyaiid quickly r
IIUUU Hinil. Treatment aafe, envrtivo aud r
P'.'I'i!1'?.-.,.''''"1"'1 t"ildH'U froe. WAKKKN HLM
h.DV BUlil'.AU, 4 Temple VUco, lloslou, Maaa.
Send for Reasons Why
the hrtaer:i Khor' of Mtrvand otftra more advantfiKea
than u.Mwhtr. BKN.I. U'JUftK, taioeuBburougii, Md.
ELEGAKT SILKS FOR PATCHWORK.
rine aaaort:l colore, lioc. anil $1 packnifea. Sent pot
iuld. lnvei:toia' Novnlly Airiicy,JJ('ij liroadway. .V.
BU&GITS Bt"ty.Vr.H.'? ht"'-S."fr tU money.
DUUUICO h.NTI-.KI'KISK IJAIiltiACiE CO..
Ciiioiuuuti. O. V rile lur ( atalngue No. U. Fred.
HfiRVrl"? "8!it rU,ld MadHinU. 8. for the mon.
llHIlilLJJn, hfii.l ..r rataloitue. Wiiuleaala
pncea lo cue imera. KIN; A CO., Uwtvu, M. Y.
f'nrl I HatldaotueneWH'itcarilMfourl-e. stauipa
lullui-loral A. ItiMsru, Kochuaier. N. V.
1W NtW KTV1.EA ICITIM. VAttltN, 10
" fcM MKU CO., Itockluu.i. Mas,.
M !ita ia ea ,a S" -l "" b' UU hiaiup
V6Xll5 '"r irculari. COL. L. JllNti.
WtUtD HAM. MI'l. Waaliuu-lon I. II
Camhhok MILK iathr Iici.JJ i'ument. I'n. o -.6 ceril
AKi-ula U Mined lor ll... li.-,.i WT MMiiuZ
1 11 -tonal Hook- and llii.lna. I'm , ro luurd M per
Cout, NaiJONAL fUllLlblilNU Co., l'lill.idlphia. Pa.
Pmuimh Pkotohai, ill cure your cuuntaT PiicVaoc.
TIIITfl S.-nd atauufor our Nw II.. .1 m
Fi! I "Ii I '"i"- t. blNUHAal, P.il.
1 VltTA
i'?.f".l
rfc STOMACH-
by all
9 s.iEMHfM
u u j Ei)
a
a "
i. 11 L.
DUSH2ESS MEfl.
ttUMnar Tlftnlih nnd T,lfi.-8fmm-nt f
lUll kliimn illllrlnl of l.owrll. Afaan.
I hrotilr HldnpT Ihiim Cured hT r.
ItSitwaJf.-fi? ' , BVoH, ".
"I must linve otlirr holn or dio," exrlalmwl
City Asm iwor Prnncin (.'ownrd, of Humner
utrvot, Iiowrll, MaMH., to his phyiclan. Like
o ninny otlitT jniblio nipfi, Mr. (loward wan
iii early lifu CroiiK, Btiilwnrt, and a perfect
"trmiRor to phyRical inllrmitii. But the ex
Pitoiumta ol a busy life, and the nroti
strain cansod liy business otignKomcntn, to
RotlitT, iHTlinps, with somo inher.tod ten
tlimcy (fur tlni toiuloncy is ofton inliprlted)
hnd ninild liiin, h-ay-(, "asnuxtof my friends
in I.owell are nwitru, a KnRt Bufferer from
kidney troubles. As a matter of course I
lrocirid the bpstof mtvlical nttetulnn , but
without rtnl Imnolit." lip also hnd intlitmina
tion of tlio pri-Ntrate RltiMd. Utl rly disrour-ajr-
d, he investi d n tlollnr 111 IUI. I4VII
k km k r. viMt iti: 11 km y, of
ltoiiiltml, K, V. Tlmt was two or three years
nKo. UmliT dntp of Feb. l:i. 1HHI, he any:
"M v henlili in the liest it luis lppn for years.
I still lisoKAVOIII''i:i( lOMKUVoccnsion
ally. 1 nlwnva ki ep it in tlio house. I have
had nmny lottoi-s 01' inquiry nbout my rnso,
and 1 nlwnys i-ivomiiik-uiI ii us one of the Ust
of medicines for a.u-h troublixi, for I have
us! d must, nil other modii-inps for similar
troubles without bpnellt." Such an emphatic
indorsement from such a source, nulit to be
p-rfrctlv convinciiiK tt nil sulTererR. Dr.
Kennedy lms us d KWOIlITi: Hr.t1F.nV
iu his prartice for twenty years. It is purely
vcpetnbl , nun alcoholic, sale, sure, ellicient
if taken as dire.'tpd. Try it.
N Y N U-U
a a LYOIA I. PINKHAM'S .
VEGETABLE C0MP0UN3
ISA I'ORITI v ct)RnroR;
All thoan painful Complalata
anil IVmiamri as comaaea
to oar beat
r LB A IK POPlLATIO!f.
rrla. H la Uaalc. alll ar ba.aa.nwm.
Jr. purpot il aolclii or Iff IraiUmntt Anillx. of
Ifiari.a and thu rrlirf of rom, and that it daft mU
it elaiintto do, fAouaanda of tcuitia tan gladly ttttify.
ban ire
It ramoTra KaintnewrialnlrnoT. daaimaall cm Tin
rorittmulinU, and rcll.Tfa Wrakneaaor thaMomarh.
It euroa lll-allnir, llaadaekc, Hcrroue I-roirtratlen,
Uncrai n-lillitr. Slreplixanaaa, I(.pr-,lon aad Indl
rv'tlon. That rerUner of rwarlnr down, rauMnr pal a,
and Itaokacha, laalway. ncrnianentlr ourad byita uaa.
Sand atamn tol.mn. Maa..,forpa'aiphlrt. letter. of
Inquiry confidentially anawcred. 'or anUatdrvoaiit.
. ..... m"f . ,
Health andJHappiness.
yg DO AS OTHERS
O&CrUr a7 HAVE DONE.
Are yotir Kidneys disordered?
wore, after 1 had tKH'n irlrcn up Iit 1:1 l'at doctor, tn
iwianry rvorc oroutrnt Ine rrorn HIT rraTO, aa 1.
UetrolU"
au vi. iwreraux, Mecuaiuc, louia, auuo.
Are your nerves weak?
Kidney Wort cured me from ncrvoua wcalrneai
Ao., after i we not citiectcd to live.' Mra M. at. B.
Uoodwin, til. iVlnilian ifonifur. CloT.laud, O.
Have you Bright's Disease?
"Kldncy-wort cured me ahrn my water waaiiurt
like chalk and tutu like blood."
Frank Wilson, Feabodr. Maaa.
Suffering from Diabetes ?
"Kldney.Wort la the moat auceesf ul remedy I bava
ever uaed. Ulvea almott tnuueitiat. relief."
Xr. rbilllp C. auUlwu, Uunaton, Vi.
Have you Liver Complaint?
-hlidiicy.Wort cured ma of chronic, Llrer Ulaaaaaa
after 1 lu-ayed to die."
llnny Ward, late Col. eoth Nat. Guard, M. Y.
Is your Back lame and aching?
"Kldney-Wort, 1 bottle) cured ine wheal waaao
lamu I had to roll out of heil."
O. H. Tallmaire, Ullwauke., Wla
Have you' Kidney Disease?
"Klilney.Wort made me aound inllver aud kidney,
aftor year, of uiiaiicccaaful doctoring. Ita worth
(Ul a bux."-Uaui'l Uudjcoa, WUluuuatown, Weat Va.
Are you Constipated?
"Kidtiry-Wort cauaea easy evacuatlona and eured
ma after la joars uao of other mt-dlclnea."
Ktleon Kairoblld, HI. Albani, Vt
Have you Malaria?
Kldney-Wort baa done better than any other
remedy hare crer need in my practice."
pr. H. K. Clark, bouth Uaro, VI
Are you Bilious P
"Kldney-Wort haa done me more -rood than any
other remedy 1 have ever tak,-n."
alra. J. T. oalloway, Elk Flat, Oregon.
Are you tormented with Piles?
'Kidney-Wort liermancnfl. cured me of bleeding
pile.. Ur. w. l Kline rec,nuitiCJidcd it to me."
lieu. 11. Hum, caihior 11. Hank, Mjcmtown, Pa.
Are you Rheumatism racked?
'Kldney-Wort cured mo. after I Wfia (riven UP to
die by phyaiciaiia and 1 bad atiircnd thirl r ycara.
Klbrldye Malcoltu, Went Hath, Alain.
Ladies, are you suffering?
"Kldney-Wort curvd me of peculiar trouble of
severalcar itandlni. many f rienda uae and prala.
ltd a, 11 r . i.ut. u.,f. v
I If you would Banish Disease
1 and gain Health, Take
Ita HI. U. WUIUIIMIU, IU. Ml HUIH1, H
Thb blood Cleanser.
SPECIFIC FOR
Epilepsy.
Siiasmi, Convul-
Bioiis, Falling
SUknen, S-. Vitus
Dunce, Alcohol-
QaTIHE GREflfiQg
Opium EaU
Syphilllt,
1 H E R V E
rofulu, Kings
Evil, Ugly Blood
Diseases, Dyspep.
NcrvousncBs,
Stck Jkadachi.
Rheu mntlim.
Arrtwm nrA nm, Urain Worry, I'.lood Sores,
Biliousness, Vmtivennt, Nervous Prostration,
Aicikj 1 roubles and Irregularities. $ 1.50.
.mo.i. ""'"Kl" Testimonials.
samnrttoii hrmm. j8 doin.- wonders."
..t. 1,.r;.J- " ,w I-"ii"iii. Alexumler City, Ala.
I feel It my duty to rccommentl tt."
..T. a ,r- J)- F- I'Klilin, Clyde, Kanaaa,
It cured where pliyaleluna fulled."
Hcv. J. A. lidle. Beaver, Pa,
S Correspondence freely anuvrered. -.
The Dr. S.A. Richmond Med. Co., St. Joseph, Mo.
or testimonial, and circular, aend atamp. it)
AtDruceUI. !, . OlMenton. Arenl. P. J
00
HOP
Tula poroua plaatcr la
famoua for It quick
aud hearty action la
ourlng Lam back.
PLASTER
Crick In the Back, Bide or Hip, Nouraieia, Btiff JoInU
and aluK lca, bore Chest, Klilru y Trouble, and all pain,
or achcH either local or dacp-auated. It Soothea, Strength
ens and KtimulaU the u ta. 1 he Tiituea of hop. com.
bun d with Kuma clean and ready to apply. Buperior to
liniment., lotiuua and aulvea. frice ab oenta or a foe
(i.uo. hold by druL--i . mrio i bm
Kisi9 and eountrv
torti. luiifj oa re
ceipt of price. Hop
flatter Company, 1'ro
Irictori, lioiio!., Hja.
SUCCESS
-H-
I f 'ihoboat fiuuily pin uialo Hawlej a alouiach aud
I.1T.T 1-IH. av. I'lofthant in erlir.iiand crjtt to lte.
1 nuo a pu.llUu rtfiuedy fix li.e above Ul.Maaa; bvlt
" thou.aiula vt caea of the vror.t kind and of ion
laudliiK live bueu cured, ludei',1, ao atruntr la my faltfi
Iu Iia erlli:a, y. tlial 1 will tond TWO UO ITl.Ks t HP u,T
gnlbiir wild a VAl.t'aill.tt T It K a T 1 N K on II. la Uuwaai tm
aujf auUuior. Giro taiir.-.i aud I". o. aUJre...
., jilt, 'f. a- bLOCl Jl, 181 l'.ariBL, KavTork.
S FARM "il',' "' Miort MiindandTvi
I mum hern, tmnuiiona lurmahil
.AJJHimVuiMlSk iil..a.. J, ...... IU Ye,"
pe
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TYPE, BORDERS, CUTS, PRESSES Tc!
NATIONAL TYPE CO.,;
ara aasav 11 'V
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