Yarns by the tress wags
JBTTMOBOUS STORIES TOVVD VK OTJB
riCHANOES.
91e Rroher nnd the Parrot irrat
tioarl find the ltitrber Tlte Ilrnm
nacir'ti Irfrat Jonri Shopping-.
GREATHEART AXD THE BARBER.
Mr. Greathenrt is very unlucky. Ho
came home last nitrht with nine piccrs of
court-plaster on different portions of his
countenance and several carmine remind
ers of blood on his collar.
"My gracious! Mr. Groathcart," ex
claimed his wife, "have you been stop
ping anouicr dog ugtitj"
"Oh, no. dear." said Mr. Grcatheart
cheerfully; "the barber had not yet re
covered irom his birthday celebration."
TIIK UROKER AND THE TARROT.
Mr. Travcrs, tho New York stock
broker, i3 a great stutterer. The story
is told of him that, driving out on Long
jsiana ono day, lie came to a farmer s
house where there was a parrot.
"Pr-e-t-ty p polly," said he, "c-c-c-
can you sp-penkif"
The parrot made no answer.
Mr. Travers then turned to the farmer,
who was standing by, and addressed
himself to him.
"I say, P-Feters, c-can your parrot
talk?"
Before its master could make reply,
the bird turned its listening car and mut
tered out these startling words :
"If he couldn't talk better than you
did, he'd have his blamed neck twisted
off."
THE DRUMMER'S DEFEAT.
Talk about pretty girls but she was a
wild flower and no mistake ! She got on
the train to go over to Meridian from
Vicksburg and she was all alone. There
was a sort of sidelong movement among
(five or six men, but a drummer for a Phil
adelphia saddlery house got there first.
He grabbed up his grip and walked
Isquare up to her seat and took possession
of half of it without asking a question
and in ten minutes he seemed to be per
fectly at home. She answered his ques
tions briefly and he had the hardest kind
of work to keep up conversation, and as
tho train approached Jackson sho sud
denly said :
"I want to telegraph papa from here.
Will you help mcf"
"Oh, certainly. I have a blank in my
pocket. Write your telegram and I will
run into the office with it." .
We missed him when the train started,
but by and by he was found in the smok
ing car, his hat crushed down and his
nerves all on edsre. When asked what
had happened he drew forth the telegram
which the girl had requested him to hand
in. It read :
"Bring your shot gun with you to pop
over a drummer who has dreadfully an
noyed me. Shoot to kill."
"To think," he gasped, "that ono so
fair could be so murderous." Detroit Free
Press.
JONES g6es shopping.
1 'Jeptha," said Mrs. Jones, as her hus
imnd rose from tho dinner-table, "I wish
you would get me some skeins of em
broidery silk at some of the dry-goods
stores, and save me from going down
town to-day."
"All right," said Jones, airily; what
, color do you want?"
"Oh, a mixed gray and black; some
thing like your hair," said Mrs. Jones,
pleasantly.
The first store that Jones went into the
girls stood in a line behind the silk
counter, and looked him over as he
approached; he felt cold chills running
tip and down his vertebrae, his knees
shook, and a clammy perspiration started
on his noble brow as he asked for em
broidery silk.
"What color?" asked one of the sales
ladies, ns she smiled sweetly at Jones'
mustache.
"Just the color of your hair," he said,
in a soft, beseeching tone, that sounded
like a cat lapping cream.
And then he saw a change come over
the face of the girl, even as a thunder
storm crosses the blue of a summer sky,
and she turned her back to him, pulled
down a box, slammed it on the counter,
jerked off the cover, and revealed a mass
of scarlet silks. Jones stared.
Good heavens ! The girl had fiery red
hair!
lie made his peace with her finally,
and got out of the store alive. He said
it was his own hair he meant, and he
took off his hat humbly, and she got the
mixed skeins, and gave them to him with
Ida change.
"It would have saved you some trouble
if you had told me in the first place that
you wanted silks the color of a singed
owl," she said, sweetly
Jones said it was a hair-breadth escape
for him.
TOPNOODY.
"My dear," said Mr. Topnoody to his
wife, as he looked up from his paper, "I
see that Henry Bergh is in favor of the
whipping post for husbands who beat
their wives."
"Who's Henry Bergh?" she inquired.
"Is he an officer of the law, who expects
to make a fee by the valuable service he
may render the State?"
"No, my dear, he is the president of
the Society of Prevention of Cruelty to
Animals."
"Doesn't he call it cruelty to whip a
husband at the post?"
"Husband are not animals, my
dear."
"Oh, ain't they? Well, my experi
ence uud observation led me to believe
they were."
"I dun't see how you can say that."
"Well, they roll in the gutter some
times; they grunt a good deal; they snarl
and snap very often; they "
"Thut'8 enough, my dear. I see you
are not in good humor. 1 don't think
though, you would like to see me led to
the whipping post. " .
"Xo, Topnoody, I would not for vari
ous reasons."
"I knew it. ray dear. I knew it. You
may say hard things at times and you
may hurt my feelings, but, I am sure,
uiidenieuth it all, you are tender and
loving and your heart is full of gentle
ness nnd sympathy. "
"It's kind of you to say so, Topnoody.
It luilit not be so severe on me to have
you sutler to some extent, but I wouldn't
lint to me you killed."
"Killed, my dear " It doesn't kill ft
man to whip him at the post."
"No, Topnoody, not under ordinary
circumstances; but if you had to goto
the whipping post, after I got through
with you, in case you attempted to beat
me, I feel more than confident it would
be a larger dose than your constitution
could stand, and I would be left a widow,
and I don't want to bo left a widow un
til after spring cleaning and early garden
ing are done."
Topnoody returned tojris reading.
Mercha nt- Tra refer.
Scenes In tho Flowery Kingdom.
The following is an interesting account
oi an excursion lrom Iloikow, the port
on the northern shore of Human, near
the town of Kiungcho w, China. The party
of four ascended the Tingan or Kicnki
ang river proceeding past Iviungf how, to
Bakshiang, a miserable village of a few
huts, but still a starting place for the up
river traffic. Tho Iloikow river boats
are described as follows : "Meeting one,
it would seem from a distance that a high
pole supporting a very largo rectangular
sail, fixed into a long narrow log of wood,
was approaching, for both the size of the
sail and Jhe length of tho boat, some
forty-live feet, aro quite out of propor
tion to the breadth, about seven feet.
Being flat-bottomed and the draught of
water only a few inches, it is admirably
adapted for traveling over tho shallows
up-river. The mode of progression is by
sail, wind permitting; otherwise by
yulohing, should tho water be sufficiently
deep; by poling; by manual tracking
along the bank with the tow rope at
tached to the masthead, or may be by two
or more of these methods combined."
With a fair wind the travelers sailed on.
ward against the swift-flowing current
cacn oena ot tno broad river seemed to
open up views more and more interesting
and beautiful, and scenery at times rival
ing in beauty even that, of the ever-famous
Rhine itself. The water nearly as
blue as the clear azure sky overhead, tho
river banks thickly clad with foliage of
all tints and hues sloping gently to tho
water's edge ; solitary farm houses, above
wuicn xowerea me majestic palm, seen
embowered amid the trees ; glimpses of
silvery waterfalls dashing down rocky
ravines; cattlo basking in the sunshine;
buffaloes disturbed in their muddy bath
that raised their ugly heads above the
water with an angry snort of disapproba
tion at our approach all added a liveli
ness and rustic charm to the picture,
and tended to enhance the pleasure of
the excursion. The town of Liento
was reached shortly after noon. Two
photographs having been taken of the
party as a future reminiscence, tho yelp
ing dogs were let loose, and a start was
made for a little shooting. Unfortuna
tely tho sport was not good, owing to the
inicKness oi tne covert, ana only doves.
squirrels, and a single deer were seen.
On our way back we visited the potteries
for which Liento has a more than local
fame. We strolled down long rows of
storehouses in which were stowed away
an immense collection of earthenware ar
ticles of household use, in size varying
from the water kang to the small saucer
used to hold the Chinaman's lampwick
and oil. Mounds some 100 feet in
height had been thrown up, and on
their sloping sides five tiers of kilns had
been constructed, under each of which
wood lurnaces were lighted, the smoke
issuing from tho uppermost. The native
potter, the color of tho clay he worked
in, ftated himself on the ground with
one leg on each side of a wooden disk,
which he kept in motion by his feet, and
while we were present threw off jars of
various shapes and sizes, all seemingly
being made with the same ease and ra
pidity. It was with no little reluctance
that we had to leave so interesting a
sight. Late in the evening we started
on the homeward journey, and we
reached naikow without, any mishap at
early morning. Publio Opinion.
Flowers Makers of Paris.
It appears almost incredible that in
Paris no fewer than 80,000 women find
their living by making artificial flowers.
The majority of them are asserted by a
too credulous admirer to bo real artists,
imitating nature almost to perfection
with exquisite taste and well-developed
imagination. Tho rose in the workshop
of the fleuriste is the masterpiece. If the
art of making a rose is required, the
maker is supposed to be able to imitate
any other flower, the rose being consid
ered as particularly developing the im
agination of young artists. As in other
branches of industry, there are specialists
in the flower factories, the buds, the
foliage and the mounting being done by
dillerent people. At present a great
number of flower makers are out of work,
owing partly to flowers being out of
fashion and partly to the enormous com
petition in England, Germany, Switzer
land and America, which increases with
every season. No country, however, can
compete with France in elegance, deli
cacy and taste, although the flowers are
generally made after French models. It
is a curious fact, says a complacent
Frenchman, that women who in France
were highly esteemed for their taste in
the manufacturing and arranging of flow
ers lose all their ingenuity when, as not
infrequently happens, they go abroad ti
pursue their calling. Pall Mail Budget.
Child-Killers In Russia.
Tho Nuooje Vrtmja warns Russian
mothers of a new religious sect which
has already given several proofs of its
existence. In Rostov, on tho Don, an
officer engaged a middle-aged nurse for
his three -year old 6on. She was very
attentive and seemed to love the child,
but after two months sho suddenly left
tho situation and tho town. Tho child
began to ail tho very next day, lost its
memory and suffered from continual
drowsiness. A week later it died with
out have been really ill. The corpse was
placed ia the coffin, when a young Jew
ess burst into the house, throw herself
upon the dead child, and crying bitterly,
said: "The same woman poisoned my
child. She was my nurse before, and
now she has murdcre 1 your poor boy!"
The woman spoke the truth. It has been
found that in Rostov there is a society
of child-murderers, who poison children
by means of narcotics. They are insti
gated to do so by a fanatical woman, who
b.iys: "It is woman's duty to spare the
evils of life to as many children as possi
ble and to mako them participate in the
bliss of heaven before the earth has con
taminated their souls. "London IVeies.
NEWS AND NOTES FOR WOMEN
A woman has bfon elected president
oi me inaiana ueeKeepers association.
Pearls are rapidly taking the placo of
iomnna -.m 1. , t... i VI -
uiuuiuuun fo Uiu 1UUOI aovctuluuUUlO gCul.
Bill Arp says that a woman wants
everybody's children whipped but her
own.
Thirty thousand women in Paris make
a living by the production of artificial
uowers.
The new sateens, with a crescent and
star design on grounds of various colors,
are aesuuea to great popularity.
Gendarme blue is so becominix that
English women havo revived it, and
are toning it down with brown inara
bout.
The fashionable BTcnadinM imitntn pa
curial lace very well, and also tho' laces
in wnicn me pattern is outlined in gold
thread.
Miss Julia, daughter of the late Stone
wall Jackson, is connniminua as an A mar.
ican belle in tho best French and English
society.
In a class of sixty-four graduated from
the Philadelphia Dental college recently
thcro wcro four ladies, three of them
from Germany.
Montreal p-irls dressed for tho nt.rn. in
winter carry from twenty to twenty-five
pounds of clothing. They shrink to half
the street size when dressed .for a ball,
however.
The faahionablo bonnets are chiefly
composed oi plain velvet ornamented
with nondescript plumage or clusters of
shaded feathers. Many are made of
terry velvet.
Cashmere is worn under white lace this
year as silk has been hitherto. It has
neither the glitter nor tho rustlo of silk,
but it has more warmth than is desirable
for a lace dress.
A cascade of chcmillo around the neck
and down tho fronts of the corsage is
worn uecomingiy Dy slender figures, and
is particularly stylish for elegant tea
gowns of surah, satin or cashmere.
Tho new woolen stuffs which imitate
cross-stitch e mbroidery in soft colors are
painfully fantastic, . with their birds and
branches, and wondeiful will be tho cos
tumes which the sentimental will evolve
from them.
Despite tho closeness with which arti
ficial flowers resemblo natural blossoms,
fashion in England some time ago de
creed that ladies should adorn their
dresses as well as their walls with natural
flowers. Now artificial flowers are again
in vogue in London, but those which
fashion favors imitate the fragrance as
well as the appearance of natural flow
ers. Even, tho clovc-like perfume of the
carnation has been closely imitated by
the chemists.
Sleeping and Eating.
When people sit up late at night, par
ticularly if they aro delicate, they should
eat something, if only a slice of bread
and butter, before retiring. This seems
heretical, but is not. Animals, after eat
ing, instinctively sleep. Human. beings
become drowsy after a full meal. Why?
Because blood is solicited . toward the
stomach to supply the juices needed in
digestion. Heuco the brain r&ceives less
blood than during fasting, becomes pale
and the powers grow dormant. Sleep
therefore ensues. This is physiological.
The sinking sensation in sleeplessness is
a call for food. Wakefulness often is
merely a symptom of hunger. Gratify
the desire, and you fall asleep. The
feeblo will bo stronger at dawn if they
eat on going to bed. Fourteen
hours lie between supper and breakfast.
By that time the "fuel of the body
has become expended. Consequently
the morning toilet fatigues many. Let
such eat at bedtime, and take a glass of
warm milk or beef tea before rising. In
creased vigor will result. "But the
stomach must rest." True. Yet when
hungry we must eat. Does tho infant's
stomach rest as long as an adult's? The
latter eats less often merely because his
food requires more digestion. Seldom
can one remain awake until 10:30 or 11
o'clock without hunger. Satisfy it and
sleep will bo sounder. During the night
give wakeful children food. Sleep will
follow. The sick should invariably eat
during the night. This is . imperative.
At night the delicate and children may
take, slowly, warm milk, beef tea or oat
meal gruel. Vigorous adults may also
eat bread and milk, cold beef, mutton,
chicken and bread, raw oysters, all, of
course, in moderation. Do not eat if
not hungry. Eat if you &ro.Boto-Bells.
There are over thirty cemeteries in New
Orleans, half of them in the thickly-settled
part, but there 13 never a burial.
The bodies are put in tombs above
ground, and the consequences are ob
vious. Health first, riches afterward. All forms
of heart disease, including palpitation, rheu
matism, spasms, bony formation, enlarge
ment, valvular derangements, aeute pains in
left breast, etc., yield to tho use) of Dr.
Graves' Heart Regulator. $1 per bottle at
druggists.
Cremation is becoming very common io
Italy.
It is truly wonderful to see how the name
of Mrs. fiukham is a household word among
the wives and mot bars of our land. Aliko in
the luxurious homes of our preat cities and in
the humble cabins of the remote frontier one
wonirtu's deeds have burns their kindly fruit
in health for others.
Pennsylvania lias the largest number o
postotlices of any Ktuta in the Union.
IJiiirymen Prefer it.
Messrs. TVfi.lk, Richardson & Co.;
Since the introduction of your Improved
Flutter ("oler anion; my customers, it has
riven universal satisfaction. The leading
dairymen of thUsm-timi who have used it givo
it ihe preference over all other colors.of what
ever name or nature.
Thoy me especially pleased with the fact
that it does not, become rane;d, like other oil
colors and their product brings highest prices
in the market.
W. S. Nay, Druggist ,
Underbill, Vt , Aprils, lWi.
C' loiu-1 Kel'er' I ye Winer.
The Culoiiei novel- jiiiuIm a Min-earf of thi
Eye Water business, out t'arboline btinc'. a
b.'imnza with retn.lcuui as its base. If your
umr is mm ana mii;ng out., try it.
In the delirium of fever, and in restlessness,
there's no such roniedya-i Samaritan Nervine.
ilr. 11. J. Anderson, or' Kjivpt, Tex., writus:
Samaritan Kervine cured my daughter of Ills.
, IJei-line ol'.tlin.
Weakness I y.-ipu sin, Impotence. Sexual
EebiUty.cured by V 11 a Health Itenewer. 1.
The increasing sales of Piso's Cure altesU
Its dfciui us tk heat eouU rwiudy.
Very Well Put.
v ny do we defer till to-morrow what era
should do to-day ? Why do we neelert
cough till it throws us into consumption, and
consumption brin us to the crave ! I)r,
Win. Hall's Balsam is sure to cure if taken in
season. It has never been known to fall
Use it thoroughly, aocardinir to direction
Persevere till tho disease is conquered, as it Is
certain to be, even if it should require a
doon bottles. There is no betUr medicine
tor pulmonary disorders,
I have milTerod from f 'ntnrrh ta atli'h nn
tnt that 1 had to bandare niy head to quiet
the pain. 1 was advised by Mr. Brown, of
union, io try My s Cream Halm. V hen ur
ferinj; with Catarrh or cold in the head I
have never found its eoual. C. A. Cooper,
vnnoy, . i. Apply wit u Unger. rrieeOOct
1 have used Ely's Cream Balm for dry Ca
tarrh (to which every Kastern person is sub
ject who comes to live in a high altitude). It
lias proved a cure in my case. B, F. M,
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ono fellow.
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"Lindlwald,"No.l and a meajb.r ml tka Baptlrt
ohnrch lara: I bt beii, aa moat of mj aeqaaintaaoei
la Hudson know, 4 auffenr from dyapapata fsr Un
yoaia. Tha amptomi of my malady wart thm wMah
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ttieirown. Beginning with Indirection, oour atamaoh
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a burden too heay to oarry, and my mind waa weighted
down by a gloomy deapendeatey. After eating I felt aa
If I had a bait of at awing irva In my etomaeh; my abdo-
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with a tick headache. A la Jy iMrnmg of my eondltiea
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UIIKt':IATIM. AMM.OI7T. -WiWiWon.
dor cures m eight boura i.r ni n. y returned. Sent
li'imt. M k'a.Tk St. f.Vii V,.,i.
' - -" ueuia.
A a rail a Ulltril lor tho Ueet anil Va.ti, ...ii..l
- I, ...euesi i.innnent. Price cent.
ru-toruu Itooki. and Bible,. i"ricee re ' i I "
eent. National mmLimiN,; rv! u" .lu,cod "J
Paaxm Pkli-uka'i. will cur. your cough." Price m";
PflTEfiTS iriz
l-1 ! J eut IwvariWj,hinum7ij u.
rifi PiY V1 ""I Stainpo. J,. J, a'
brV s STOMACH 09
En P Um tu pa
s bii fei r fan Am
H H L &j its EaAuBJI
are vor the Children
ChOdraai feel tha debility nt the pnng teeam, ,..n
atora thoai adwtta, and they beeme areas, eeavlsh and
nneoolrollaMe. Hawiera In the bleed are liable to Ban.
Ifeet thenvaelrea in varies, weye, weakening tha re tern
an aa to render It enable ee atond tha attaeki ot aeHona
diaeasa. The blood should be s teamed and the arelera
Invigorated by the naa af Meed'i araaparllta. Then,
eenda ot parent i oantesttry to the gnat benefit their
ebildren hate derived from HoeaVa Bareaparilla,
"My little girl waa afflicted with enrofula. Re vim lent
waa the dlaeaae that bar naek bad been Loaned taa tlraoa.
At tka time aha began ta take Heod'e Bareaparilla there
waa a vary large buaoh a ker faee. Thla era etpected
to open with alanset; hot teen r aorarlaa tha bunch be
gan to shrink, and aow It haa entirely diaapneared.
Baby la In good flesh ; aorea all gene ; her apeetlte la
good, and ahe eeema aa well aa any ahrld,1 William
II. Comakt, Lyme Centra, If. II.
Purify the Blood
Mr. M. 3. Qnlnn, of Albany, IT. T., aaya hi, little
daughter, aii year, old, waa a terrible eiifferer with
aerefnl, froia birth. Waa blind for month,; la fact,
nevrr saw a well day till aha took Hood', Bareaparilla,
She ia new well and healthy. Neighbor, aarrabarata
Mr. CJninu'a statement, and aay tha cane af he, eblid la
the most wonderful thing that haa aena ta their knowl
edge. Mn. I1ntT. OcriTta, of Frankfort, Me., aaya hi,
boy had twelve lore, below hi, knee, and pieces ef bone
name from all af them. The boy went en eratahea (Ar
goav-a. On taking Hard', Bareaparilla tha aore, began
ta heal, and "a year from tha time he began taking It ha
threw away hi, cratohee and .walked a mile tot aeheel.
The aaighbon thought ha never would walk again.
This I, ell strictly true."
Mr. J. V. A. Prendfeet,af Okicage. aaya hia litala bey
had a datclurge from hia eere, after eeerle fever.
Hood', Baranpirilla greatly benelted bJnt.
food's Sarsaparilla
Md by all draggietg. l; grg far , Fraparad by
O. I. HOOD 4 CO., Apothecaries, LeweJl, kfaol.
lOOp oses One Dollar.
NS
HOP
PLASTER
Thii poroua .lajtcr ia
fuMoua for iu uick
&nd heavrty ayttna in
cnrlnf Lam Back,
Rheumatism. Solatia.
Crick In the Pu-k, Bido r Hip, Neural!, RllfT Jointi
and Muat l-s, Bor Chmt, Kidaey TroublM ail pAint
or acbtarlthprtvejdordap-adjAtd. It Athea,8lrnfrlba
f na and Stimulate the parta. Tkia Ttrtaaa C con
bined witk jnima lru. nd read 1 apply. Bmpariar t
ltnimeata, lotions aad lalrea. Irlce 86 or far
cUta and 5o7un A GREAT
itona Mailed nn r. .
SUCCESS
Flatter Company. Pro
prletora, Boaton, Mom.
?5v55
! The beet family pill made I law ley 'a stomach a
l iver Pills, Vxi I'leaanntln eetionand eejrv to take.
Walnut I.r at llnlr Heatorrr.
In? ' ,n,,rBlT different from all others and aa it, name
-- .,,v. , (.Hpisuie iiatr nesrorer. i win
immediately free the head from all dandruff, reatoregray
Hair to Ha natural color, and produce a new growth
where it hoe fallen off. It does not affect the health.
. -..- i, ,- wi iw.mu anil uiirsw oi enver prepar.
Jtiorui have done. It will change light or faded heir la a
. i,(,amini, gioesy urown. ask your aruggist
h ' eiinnuitil i . ""rrenieu. n uoieeaia akgeot.
SPECIFIC FOR
EpJlepty,
v Ueve pail5a. " S
Spaims, Conyul-
along, Pal Una
Aiinai,S..Vltui
Dance, Alcohol
UTHE GREflTfl
ism, Opium Et
taffi Syphillit,
1 f 3 E R V E
Scrofula, Kinat
Pvil, Ugly Blood
Diseases, Ihspeo.
ia. Nervousness,
Sick Jfeadacht,
tliaiimitlim
AVrunii, 1V7 !) lie-in i' r-r j e.
r - - - -., mj. niu iiuny, jtiwu evroi
Biliousness, Coativena, Nervous rrostrntlon,
Aiditey Troubles and 1 rrerjularitiet. $1.50.
a Hnrnplf) Tnali'manlnln.
samnritsn Nervine la doing wuiHlers.'
..v . J).r:.J- - M"-Lemoln, Alexander City, Ala.
"I feel It my duty to recommend It."
i PT- V. Lauglilln, Clyde, Eansaa.
"It cured where phvulcisna failed."
liev. J. A. die, Beaver, Pa
MW Correspondence freely answered. -U
The Dr. S.A. Richmond Med. Co., St Joteph.Me.
For tentlinoniala and clrcnlara send ,tmp. CC
At DrngglaU. C. M. CrltUnton. Agent, X. J
30 DAYS' TRIAL
I
I7tI.ECTRO VOI.TAIO BFI.T .rf oih
B.i'.V.. rNU " !'U- w,, ,r e.illering from
..j-.n..,m 1saii.iii, 1'HST VIT4LITK. W AaTlNli
WumiHSF. end all kindred dlseaeoa. Speedy re.
lie! an I complete restoration to Health Viooa and
Manuoou liUAiiANTKim. bend at once fdr Illustrated
waMorsilve IISW, AUU CM
Voltaic Brit Co.. Marshall. Mich.
NEW TACOMA
WASHIK-OTOJr TEEEITOET.
Western Tarminua of the (Jreat Trana-oontinenU
Iiorlhirn Pacihu Railr....! n.i
future Metropolis ot tne Pacific Northwest
'a Alter Asa A : 11 .. ...
a,--.., ,..0r,rn onflii Burn lnducfmnU to
llveitoraaB thl. IToprrty vll doubt iHaluh, in
IhK Ntj'e( tu flllM aunnrJIa Ai ........ j i t ... .
t . . iuaiinu reauiif at land
'Hperoant. permmthonguod r ratnta arurit at
l Waahinctdin aja: "Any rata of lnt-riwt aiaiH
ahJirLlI .i co4ntrr? LPVJin-I iiie aamam m n?.
C0rr.annut.nca ahcitad. Ind.. ittinp for rui"
KLeIaoi.ma, Waahiugtoi.'ror'y.
Paynes' Automatic Engines and Saw-Mill.
aaa-axt.
, OI' It I.KAIlER.
We offer an S ti 111 II. P. inoiinteil Purine with Mill.
W-'n. tolui haw. 60 ft. lieltimr, cant-IUKiks. rie c mnleie
for oprrstiou, on cers, $l,luil. Mnirine on ski Is, Alio
lees. Senl for circlll ;.r ( 11). H. Y . IMVlO' cV
hilNS, Manufactur-rs of all atyle, Auioiiiiitic Kn
aliit-M. irom to d.o tl . r. ; aioo I'ulteys, llangera and
snallng, l.lmna, N. V. Box lKaO.
tTT7 GOOD HE WS
TO LADIES!
'4 l
y 'TtJ Circatetit lnduttiuriiU war ofi
fj 1 lertd. Now'a your tim to gut tip
iiii
w v owaai orue it Tor uur t aLrLati 'i',u.
and 4 off rea.aad Msuuicabeauti
fulC.uliilijiud or Moaa Koaa Uliiua
eiua
CvU iTaud Mem Koaa liiiuer Ket. vt Ooli hand Mum
W' J f 'u? 'l eJltiut ur i,nl amua Um.-..Tili
litn( rnteii 'I'(..n( Her, ( r tuli narticulnra add rasa
TlIK t-ltLAT Aini'HK A.N TKA CO.,
P. O. bux unit. 81 aud ia Vt.y bt.. New Yurk.
m FOOTE'8 Original METHODS
ft I n CyCC Wade New wiihunt doc
ULU L. I LO lurt.iiiediciiie oi glaaari
OP
HOKE
PHIMflK Cuw" withoutcattinp;'
CURE!
li t- sis . I'aiuit-aa.enle.auiti.
Kb Uimtl V Ilrllll IV. ere eon...
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CH R HM I fl "f H kinds-Patuplileta
AMmtVr.Y. B. I'OOTK, Box 7i8. K. Y. City.
DUK'H BKAI'D KLIXin .
ruraa laxnabt M .Mu-K. Wi,,
ka at La r ba. : hurl. Ik ,
V) eU'ik N .oiu,. L.nle uii
9-r .w r,,e. rii,, ,r:,. m ttaj,mt ag rv- ,e,j .
a .ie-. t. A. l. hMl 1 11 a IU.. Ait. nu. I'aliLiM.
Gli&fi retFH teWraphy here and we will
wt . . . . , . . , . . a .iiuarion. tjiri-ular, free.
Vil.tMi.VI. L.U.OS., Jau.vill, Hia.
fi w.
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111.
tea every aereel read 4 Ma wen eeriWeaalettaTt
"UneeMelted I aead enty rack neaanendettee aa
iTet's lUraaparfll. deeervea. Rprla and fall we wee
Ilood'i BaraapaftUa In ear family of feur. with Meet eat
tefetry rrwurte. My Mile girt tw and ene-half
yaara, a aleeew, haaMhy child, bat varf full blooded,
Md a hearty aatec, waa ambled wit atiee on hereewa.
Wa tried varies, ramedtee, bat arltb ao laetlng eg.et.
At laat I raaertad U Hood'a Bareaparilla aad rrooa tM
Bret ef May, when I aeed II a rat far that purpeee, she
baa no had tha leeH vaatlge of a aty. By keeping tha
hlaod ia a aura aonditloo. tha whole aretewi la purified.
Ba, both for aoonomy and eomfort. wa nee Hoed',
Baraaparllla,n-liaa. CBiltt.l, BaiwiTua, Bnffalo,
H. Y.
Mra. Mana Allea, of Wllllmantlfl, Conn., write, thai, f"
her little daughter waa troubled with anrnfiilona aorea X.
an heraoe and head. Rhegave her Hood'aBaraaparilla,
aad applied Ilood'i Olive Ointment, anl la a ibnrt lima
the aorea ajraoet entirely disappeared. Mrs. Allen her
eelfwaaalao greatly beneflted by Hned'a fUraanarilla.
Bheaaya: "I never waa ,o well la my life."
Mr. J. R. Katolmm, of Barra, Vt., aay, that hia
bay had eeveral very ugly ocrofoloc, ,nrea on hia leg.
Rood', Kereaparllla cured him. And Mr. Ketehnm
aaya: "1 can heartily recommend It, u,e to othera."
"lt "prtng my two ehlldren were vaccinated. Bom
after, they broke all ant with raanlng aorea, a, dreadful
I thoaght I enould lose them. Borne rne epoke to ase
about Rood', Saraaparllla aa a purifier of the blood. I
betuht a bottle and gaee It to the children. Bn enoa
aa they bagaa ta take It they began ta get bett-r. till it
aurad them eompletaly, and they have remawjed
healthy ever alnoe. Idoteel ttiat Hood'e Ftarsanarilla
aved my ehlldren to me." Mna. O, L. Tgonraon,
Waat Warren, Moaa.
Bald by dmggieta. tl, art for ft. Prepared only by
O. I. ROOD CO., Apetheeariaa, Lowell, Moaa.
IOO Doges Ono Do 1 1 a r
A K0T2D BrjT UNTITIJCO V OJdLAJt.
Troam the Boaton (HoaaJ
aera. Jtdltor r
Ta., above la a goed llkeneeg of Krt, J.jiln T. Pine
tuvm, at Lynn, Maaa., who above al other human brii(
may be truth fully called tha "Door Friend of Woms i
aa earn of her eorreaaondenta love to call ht r. lt
ti eaejeuoly devoted to her work, which I th, outcome
af a llfe-atudy, and ia obliged to koea tx lady
aaoiitanta, to help her anawertiie large oompond,noa
which dally pour. In Upon her, each bearing Ita special
burden of Buffering, or joy at release from It. Tier
Vegetable Compound 1, a medicine for good and not
ovil purpoeea. I bar pereonoily lnveallgotod It and
ant HLtlsfled of the truth of thla
On account ef IU proven morlta. It I, reoommradeA
and presort bed by tha beat phyalclan. In tha country.
One aay, i It work, like a charm and oaves much
pain. It win cure entirely the went form of falling
f the ntensa, Leneorrhona, Irregular and painful
Menstruation, all Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation aad
Ulceration, flooding, all Displacement, and the eon.
equent spinal weakness, and ia especially adapted to
the Change of Ufa."
It permeate, ovary portion af tha eyitem, and glraa
new life and rigor. It remove, falntneoa, flatulency,
dostroya all eravlng for stimulants, and relieve, weak
nose of the atomaoa. H cure. Bleating, Headachoa,
Nervosa Proetratton. General Debility, filecplosancse,
Depression and Indignation. That feeling of bearing
down, causing pain, welfkt and backache, la always
permanently cured by ita use. It will at all tlmra, and
under all circumstances, act In harmony with tho law
that governa tha female iryatora.
It coat, only 1. per bottlo or aix far fs., and i. Kid by
drugglsta. Any advice required aa to apodal caaer, and
the name, of many who hare been restored to perfect
health by tha nae of the Vegetable Compound, can bo
obtained by addreeslng Bra p., with stamp for reply,
at her home In Lynn, Maaa.
Cor Kidney Complaint of ttthrr an this compound If
unmrpaaaed aa abundant taatimonlal, show.
"Mra. Pink ham's liver IMUs," aay, ono wHter, "are)
Vu but in (Aa world for tho rare of Constipation,
Bltleuaneae and Torpidity of tha liver. Her Blood
Pur in or work, wonder, in Ita special line and blda fair
to equal the Compound in Ita popularity.
all mnat respect bar aa an angel ot lleroy whoee aolt
ambition la to do good to othera,
Philadelphia, Pa. 0 Hra. A. at, Ta
Health andjappiness.
do as era
V&OUt ,7 HAVE CONE.
Ara Tjrviir TTirinovTa ilien.,..jo
ere ? I h i P"'u'1, me from my grave ealtl
ii.ii.iT" u uT 7. uil oy in ueai ao tirs in I
Uelroil." Um W. lAjveraui, Meclianic, lama, alicu. I
.Aroyur nerves 'weak?
" cured ine from nervous weakness I
:al".:m'.:'':w"7.?-- r. at. .
- tiiiuii Mtvnuvr VlOTviaaUQi U
I?Y J"ou Brighfs Disease?
liko-ciifk aid then" Ilk. "blood7 "alr JU"
arinic wiiaon, reabody, Moos.
Buf f eringr from Diabetes ?
aw 7. "fi V; "T "n, m. i c-Miriiireiuciay t nave
rar uaod. Glfen klnu.it Immmitata relief.
Have you Liver Complaint?
. Kidney-Wort cured uio ot cbruulo L'vor liaoa(
wl "tJ UiO.
LLcxxrj Ward, Ute Col. Wth Kal Guard, N. T.
Is your Back lame and aching?
'Ikidnaj-Worfc, (1 bottle) cured uuo when 1 waaao
laaw I bad W roll out of bed."
a H. Tallaufe, HUwaake. Wla
Have 'you Kidney .Disease?
"Kidney-Wort made me aomidlartfTar and kidnvya
after year of uniMicrruaful riorttwMr. JU worth
lii-atao," Sam'l aodea, WUluumtown, Woat Va.
Are you Constipated?
Kldnfy-Wort ouna eaaj evacuatieaa and cured
-M atlur It yoar una of other medion."
IStilion 1-aUchUd, Bu Albaaf, Vt.
n..uy-,,U)l) uuo uomb ocuer tnau any other
roniady I have ofcr uard In my pracih-o."
ui . hud uuuu me mure stood man mtvr
other raiuedv l h wu ,u "
Mia. J. T. ualluway, Elk Tt, Oregon.
Are you tormented with Piles?
pUea. lr. W. C. Kme re.vmnac nd- d It ton'e
Uao, u. Horal. C-aUuvr tt. iiiuik, Meratown, Pa.
Are you Rheumatism racked?
u.uu.j ..uiuujf'll U1C, alll-r 1 WAS R1VUI1 UU tO
die by Wivoicians I l.s.l .n. J; .
Llbridgo Malcolm, W est imtli, ILaine.
Ijatifia. urn vau onf Pneiw rrO
"Kldney.Wort cui-od me of ikcuIuu- tivii. lc, of
aoyerjlyumiBtanilinir. Uony frien.ls use nnd piniBe
ill a. IL Lamoreaui, Isle In Uottu, V t
If
1
you would Banish Disease
and gain Health, Take
atdSKSe!
THI BLOOD CLEAKSER
44wa;r,TriaT. 33re-cw!a8S6y -1-- j
HSOS rCf.'vtuV FOR CATAKHH it
'IT"1 1 T rriii-iriwiTi mm n i ...
VlLVV Ifl llP A lUirltiii nura V'..t - .
mmiilis treutment 1,1 oi;e n.irkiite. li, ( ir c-
lii lUe Head, ll.iulache. luzmiie.-,.-.. Hv Fever
illy cent. 1-ail Druuuisia. or l.y mini
H. UAZMULXS, Warren, Pa.
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