THE BAD BOY IS SMITTEN. STRUCK TTPOR" ONE CHECK, EI MEEK LT TURNS THE OTHER. The II ran 11 Not Wliril tin Wm to f. x Hct from hi I'fl mid hi Tearli ejr Tliejorjr versus l'rnrttret "Sav, -what you pot in your mouth, i Imse hall?" asked the groceryman of tho bad boy, as ho came in t ho store with both chocks stickinoutnndlookinTnd. "I'll bet you have pot your mouth full of ben zine, or somcthintr, and you are going to play somo joke on mo, by squirting it on the stove." "No, I ain't got nothing in my mSJ(h," said the boy, in a voice that sounded as though ho was trying to talk with a hot potato in his mouth. "This is my Sunday school lesson. I was smote on one cheek and I turned the other, and nearly had my neck broke. Xot any mora turning the other cheek for Hennery." "Oh, go 'way," said the groceryman. "You wasn't such a blamed fool as to turn tho other check, when you got hit, was you?" And then, examining the boy's cheeks and finding them swelled up he added, "by jingo, I believe you did. How was it, anyway - "Well, it was in tho lesson," said the boy, "and my teacher said it tvus the greatest triumph in tho world for a per son to be able to turn the other cheek when smote on ono cheek. I asked him if peoplo ever did that, and he said our best citizens did. He said it required a great deal of patience, but a person should always turn tho other cheek also. I asked pa about it, and pa said the teacher was right, and that it was the duty of every citizen to turn tho other cheek when smote on ono cheek, and he should always do so. Well, sir, I want to bo good, and I just longed for some body to smite me on one cheek so I could turn tho other also, but it seemed as though tho sraitcrs were not on tho war ' path, and for two days I had to go around without being smote. But Wed nesday afternoon I was down by the theatre, where they were having a mati nee, and there was a lot of boys slid ing on a smooth piece of ice in the gutter, and I rushed on to slide, and I run against a boy, and he hauled off and lammed me on this cheek. Oh, gosh, but I did see stars. Um ! But didn't he smite. I was going to pick up a froze cat that was in the street, and hit him, -when I happened to think of turn ing tho other cheek, and I turned my face toward him, and ho gave me another, right hero. Oh! ohl But it was ten times bigger than tho other smote, and I guess it made me crazy. Anyway, I shall plead insanity to get out of it." "Get out of what?" asked the grocery man. "You don't have to get out of anything. If ho hit you a couple of times, and you stood it, you don't havo to get out of anything." "Yes, but I didn't stand it," said the boy, as ho felt of his swelled cheek. "When ho hit me that last rap it knocked all the meekness out of me, and I went at him, and we had an awful fight. He wouldn't turn his other cheek, so I turned it for him, and I warmed him so ho hollered enough. But I was sorry afterward, and felt a9 though I would bo ashamed to meet "pa or my teacher. So I thought I would see how those good men would stand being smote, and I found a feller who wanted to earn two shillings, and I hired him to smote pa and the teacher, just to see how they would turn tho other cheek. The teacher keeps books in a store, and goes to lunch in a restaurant, and when he camo along tho fellow I had hired went up to h'nn and slapped him on the cheek, not very hard, but just hard enough to make him feel as though he was nit. I looked for the teacher to turn the other cheek, but, gosh, he turned pale and run down the alley back of the store, and his coat-tails stuck out so you could play marbles on them. I yelled to him to turn tho other cheek, but he run faster, and tho next morning tho paper told about a .dastardly attempt at highway robbery and assassina tion on the street, in broad daylight, one of our most respected citizens being the victim, and only for his presence of mind tho attempt would have been successful. Well, I thought I should 'die when I read that. Then I had my hired man try it on pa. I knew pa would turn his other cheek, because he said that was the riht thing to do. But when the fellow hit pa, pa turned and lambed the fellow right in the ear, and then yelled for a policeman, but my hired man got out of the way. That night pa said he had a narrow escape from being sand-bagged, and I asked him if he turned tho other cheek also, and he said not if he knowed it. I don t think this is the right kind of a climate for turning the other cheek when you are smote, do you?" "Well," said tho groceryman, as he looked at tho boy's swelled cheeks, "it is hard to make a rule that will apply in all kinds of cases. The idea is a good one, to turn tho other cheek, but wo are apt to forget, especially if, on a casual inspection of tho smitcr we think we can whip him, or if he is so small that his smiting docs not hurt, lint when a man deliberately belts me in the jaw, and dislocates it, I immediately think that one jaw is enough to have fractured at once. I guess when thar. smiting business became the custom, and peoplo turned the other cheek, thev didu't strike from tho shoulder the way they do nihv days. I think tho best way is to put up your arms and ward off the blow, and try to reason with the smiter, and if he insists on smiting, sort of ac cidentally cull' him in the nose. That brings u smiter to his senses about as quick us anything. And so your pa didn't practice what he preached, eh?" "Xot much. He got hot in a minute, and acted like a prize tighter. I asked him more about it this morning, and he 6aid it was all right enough fur boys to turn tho other cheek, where they had plenty, but when a man got his growth, it was dangerous for anybody to try to smote him. Queer, ain't it?" ani the boy went out as though he was trying to think of tsoiui'ihiug real hard. J'ecVt Hun. "Walking yesterday along the Hue de Sevres," writes a ludy from" Paris to the London Truth, "I saw the. following de lightful iiiiii.iuncenii'iit painted on the side of a port. eocbij.'Muiliiiue Zenobic C , third .story, Ids out teeth for even iotf pal-tic uud balls.' " Ilistorj of the Alphabet. How many of the millions that daily use tho alphabet, ever stop to think of its origin and long history? In the true spirit of a student, Isaac Tavlor, a well known English writer on philosophical and philological subjects, lias recently written and" published, in London, two stout volumes under tho title: "The Alphabet, an Account of tho Origin and Development of Letters." It is only by help ot recent discoveries of early in scriptions and the progress in the art of reading lost languages and deciphering hitherto unknown symbols, that such a well posted history lias become possible. By careful study of the learned essays and scientific investigations of the latest phil ologists, Taylor has set forth in language of easy comprehension the origin of the alphabet, showing that our own "Ro man " letters may bo followed back to their very beginning, some tweuty or more centuries ago, as ho esserts. We have no more letters, according to thuMMmitt, than those of the Italian printers of the fifteenth century. These wero imitated from the beautiful manuscripts of the tenth and eleventh centuri", the letter ing of these being orived from the Human of the Augustan nge. Homan letter?, in their turn, are traced to those employed at Home in the third century B. C, and these do not dilTcr greatly from forms used in the earliest existing specimens of Latin writing, dating from tho fifth century B. C. The primitive alphabet of Home was derived from a local form of the Greek alphabet, in use about the sixth century B. C, and that was a variety of the earliest Greek alpha bet belonging to tho eighth, or even to tho ninth century B. C. Tho Greeks got their letters from tho Phoenicians, and theirs are clearly traceable in the most ancient known form of tho Semitic. Tho most ancient of books, a papyrus found at Thebes, and now preserved in tho French national library, supplies the ei iii-sl turiiis oi lue letters useu in mi Semitic alphabet. The stone tables of tho law could have been possible to the Jews only because of their possession of an alphabet, and thus tho Bible and mod ern philological science unite in ascrib ing a common oririn to the alphabet which is in daily uso throughout the world. The nineteenth century B. C. is held by Taylor to be the approximate dato of the origin of tho alphabetic writ ing, anu trom that timo it grow by slow degrees, while from Egypt, the homo of the Jews during their long captivity, the knowledge of their captivity was carried in all directions where alphabets are now found. The Aryans are thought to have been the first to bring tho primitive alphabet to perfection, and each letter and each sound may be traced, by Taylor s careful analysis, through all tho .changes that have marked the growth, progress, and, in some instances, tho decay of dillerent letters of various alphabets. It is an in teresting fact that the oldest known "A B C" in existence is a child's alphabet, scratched on a little ink bottle of black ware, found in ono of the oldest Greek settlements in Italy, attributed to the fifth century, B. C. The earliest letters and many later ones are known only by inscriptions, and it is the rapid increase, by recent discoveries, of those precious fragments that has inspired more diligent research and quickened the zeal of learned students in mastering the. ele ments of knowledge of their origin and history throughout the world. As late as 187G there were found in Cyprus some bronze plates inscribed with "Phoenician characters, dating back to tho tenth, even the eleventh century B. C. Coins, engraved gems, inscribed stat ues, and, last of all, the Siloam inscrip tion, found in 1880 at Jerusalem, on the wall of an old tunnel, have sup plied new material for the history. Prom the common mother of many alpha bets, tho Phoenician, are descended the Greek and other European systems on the ono side, including that which we use and have the greatest interest in; and on the other, tho alphabets of Asia, from -which have sprung those of the East, Syriac, Arabic, and Hebrew. The Brakemnu's Story. "Was I ever in an accident?" echoed the brakeman, as he took off his gloves, readjusted his necktie, and brushed off imaginary dust after putting some coal in the heater. "Never had an accident in my life, sir, but I come mighty close to it several times. Closest call I ever had was down near Laporte. We stopped to fix up a hot-box, and as I knew the limited was close behind us I skipped back w ith my lantern in a hurry. Hadn't gone more'u ten or twelve yards when I heard her a-comin' about a mile off, per haps more. There was a curve right there, and I couldn't see her. Hearin' of her made ine a bit anxious, and I started to run faster it was a snowy, blowy night when I slipped down, broke my lantern, and the wind blew it out. Here was a fix me a hundred feet from the rear of my train, expected to stop No. 20, and her a-comin' down the grade and round tho curve, and my lantern out! Now I tell you I did some pretty quick thinking then. I hadn't time to get back to the train, get another lantern, and get far enough to stop her. Couldn't strike a match iu the wind, cer tain, and for a second or two I didn't know what to do. Then it come back to me like a Hash, and didn't I hustle! Hun back to my train, pulled the rope for our engineer to go ahead, yelled with all my niijiht to the conductor, who was ahead where the hot box was, and grabbed the red bulls-eye from the rear platform, climbed up on the brake and then on to the coach, and when I got there held my bulls eye up high and waved her across the track. It was as I thought. I could see twenty's headlight from up there would she see nit if Apparently not, for she came along like inad as I felt myself going crazy. But as soon as she struck the tangent of tho curve the engineer looked my wny, saw the red light, and put her down hard. You see if I had stayed oil the track he couldn't have seen the light at all; but even as it was, noth ing saved us but the fact that our traia started up in time to get fairly i.oing be fore twenty saw my bulls-eye. Not a passenger knew w hat a close cull we'd had. Neither did the superintendent, you bt-t. Elkhart! Elkhart! Twenty minutes for dinner!" Chicaiju HertdJ. According to statistics prepared by Dr. Alex. Johannsen, scarlet fever is one of tbu main caused of death in Sweden. " California?' Tho origin of ninny of the names given to old cities and countries hns been lost in the midst of antiquity, and doubt is already thrown upon some of those of mod ern times, says a California letter to the New York Evening Int. Tho city of San Francisco derives its present name from tho bay on which it is situated, but tho first, and now well-nigh forgotten one, was Ycrbabuena, as it was called by tho Mexicans beforo tho inroads of our adventurous countrymen, who could see no reason for maintaining it when they looked about on the sand dunes, and found scarcely a blado of good grass. But. they were mistaken in tho meaning of tho word. Ycrbabuena signi fies peppermint, an herb to which Mexican women attach a ppocial importance iu their domestic economy. Thus, in tho future, when this fact be comes more widely known, other nick named towns may retort upon San Fran cisco, by fastening upon it the name of Peppermint city. As to the State of Cal ifornia, a majority of the people seem to fancy that it is so called from a combina tion that deuotes something that is beau tiful. An eminent authority (Webster) goes still further out of tho way when he supposes tho first tillable to bo derived from Caliph, implying very indirectly that the country is a sort of Mohammedan par- adise. Throwing the Greek and -Arabic theories aside as unworthy of considera tion, we find tho truth in an old manu script in tho archives of tho church at Santa Barbara, written by Juan Rodriguez do Cabrillo, one of the early explorers, who, in 1542, followed tho coast up further than Cortcz did seven years before. Cabrillo 6ays: "Cortez and his companions, struck by the difference be tween tho dry and burning heat they ex perienced, compared with the moist and less oppressive heat of the Mexican ticrra calientc, first gave to a bay, and after ward to the country, the name of Tierra California, derived from Calida Fornax, signifying fiery furnace." What bay it was does not appear, but presumably it was La Paz, near Cape St. Lucas, as Cor tez discovered only the barren peninsula of Lower California, along the western coast of which there are no harbors, and ho must have landed nt tho extreme southern point. Had he progressed as far as Santa Barbara, or even not be eyond San Diego, ho would havo found some more appropriate name for the love ly land which is here so unjustly bur dened with a misnomer. How to Engrave Eggs. A pretty process is described in this way: Write upon tho egg shell with wax or varnish or simply with tallow, and then immerse the .egg in some weak acid, such, for example, as vinegar, dilute hydrochloric acid or etching liquor. Everywhere where tho varnish or wx has not protected the shell, tho lime of tho latter is decomposed and dis solved in the acid, and tho writing or drawing remains in relief. Although tho modus operandi presents no difficulty, a few precautions must be taken in order to be successful on a first experiment. In the first place, as tho eggs that are to be engraved are usually previously blown, so that they may be preserved without alteration, it is necessary before immers ing them in the acid to plug up the apertures in the extremities with a bit of beeswax, and, moreover, as the eggs are very light, they must be held at the bot tom of tho vessel ful of acid by means of a thread fixed to a weight or wound round the extremity of a glass rod. If the ncid is very dilute tho operation, though it takes a littlo longer, gives better nsults. Two or three minutes usually suffice to give characters that have sufficient relief. WISE WORDS. Drinking water neither makes a man sick, nor in debt, nor his wife a widow. In the adversity of our best friends wo often find something that is not dis pleasing to us. If you would know one of the minor secrets of happiness, it is this: cultivate cheap pleasures. Perfect valor consists in doing without witnesses all we should be capable of do iar before the world. Lydia K. Finkliam's Vegetable Compound was first prepared in liquid form only; but now it can be tent iu dry forms by mail to points where no druggist can readily bo reached, and to-day tho Compound in lozen ges and pills finds its way even to the foreign climes of Europe and Asia. Tub government wiil spend ?100,000 in irr provements at Hell Gate, New York. Heart disease has brought many to an un timely prove. The heart is as liable as other oi'kh-iis to disease; if vou have it even in the s ightost form use Dr. Graves' Ueart Regu lator. $1 per bottle at druggists Tiikke are !0,(MX) acres given up to oyster culture iu ('oniiectieut. l.ave you heart disease in any form? if so, u e Dr. Uraves' Heart regulator: VO yeura have proved it a "tire remedy for organic or synq a'.hetic heart disease. $1 per bottle. Many Iowa farmers nie emigrating to Dakota. Itnuizli on 'niiilifl." Knocks a i.uh or Cold endwise. For children or adult! Troches, "o. Liquid, 5(Jc. i can daftly rtc uninend 1'ly'n Cream Balm for the cure of catarrh, cold in the head, etc. before 1 have used the first bottle I purchased I find myself em ed. At times I could scarcely smell anything and had a headache most of tinie.-Henry hilly, Aetforthe American Kx press Co., (.rami Haven, Mich, (t'rice SOc.) Last winter 1 ft und positive relief from Catarrh with Ely'a Cream Halm. Was troubled for years. I have uo doubt a thor oiiffh use of Cream Halm will cure a majority of ea-es. K. D. Norton, Ithaca, N. Y, Hau. Quantity and quulity. In the Diamond Dyes more coloring is given than in any known dves, and tlicy give faster and more brilliant "colors. 10c. at all dru;z-gits. Wells, Richardson t Co., Burlington, Vt. (Sample card, !i:J colors: book of directions, '.'c. stump. Jtull ll:.it, when you have tried ever, thiii? else and failedtry ur Curboline and be ha" y: it will prove its merits. Oi.e dollar a bottle, and sold by a'l drut gists. I'lJUKsT and liHNTCOD-LiVKHoii,, from selected livers, on the seashore, by t'&swell, Hazard A Co., N. Y. Absolutely pure uiul sweet. Patients who have once taken it prefer it to all others, riiysiciuna declare it superior to all other oils. CiiAi'i-l u hands, lace, tumult- and rough skin cured by using Juniper Tar Suap, made by Caswell, llaiinl .V Co., New Yol k. " llut'hu-i'nibn." Quick, coiupletecure, all uunoying Kidnev, liladaerunl i: riuary Disease. 1 . Druggists. ' Koiiuli ii u Coi n." Ask for Weils' " Koimli n Corns." 1 . Quick, complete cure. Caii iis, w.irts, bunions. Headache is iiumediate'y relieved by tun use cf I Wi Ht inudy for Catarrh. Tho IVallmnri T or a PhTIHnn. James Hoocher, M. I)., of Sigotirney, Iowa, an, a: "For several yvan I have been using a dugh Ealstt.ni, called Dr. Win. ItaU'i linlsnm for tho bungs, and In almost ever) cnio through my practice I havo hat! entiii mico.wa. I have used and pre orilied hundred of bottles sine,' the days of my army pract io (1S( 8), when I was surgeon of Hospital No. 7, Louisville, Ky." O-riri'hoMi-ra. The office held by the kidneys is one of lin wrtnr.ee. They net ns nature's sluice ways to carry off tho extra liquids from the sys tem and with them the impurltios.both those that are taken into the- stomnoh ami those that are formoLJi the blood. Any closgiuu or inaction of Ulran organs is therefore Im portant. Kidney-Wort is Nature's efficient assistant in koopiiur the kidneys in Kood workine order, strengthening tliom and in ducing healthy action. If you would get well and keep well, lake Kidney-Wort l.ovr Trior For H litter. Tho New York I 'rihunr iu its market re port, explained why some butter is sold for such low prices, Jn vnkitig of butter, it aid: "Light colored Roo Is ere very bnrd to dispose of and several lots were thought well sold atSto lOcents." If butter makers would get the ten price, they should ue the Im proved Hot ter Color, made by Wells, Rich ardson Xr Co., Kurlincton, Vt. It gives a pure dandelion color and never turns red, or ratvid, but tends to improve and preserve the butter. You'clnim'too much for Ramai itnn Nervine, says a skeptic. I atrons sny the opposite. "Dr. Rii'lMiiond'si-aniantnn Nervine cured me of Epilepsy.'1 Jacob Sutes, St. Joseph, Mo. Pho-nix rectoral euros cold and cough. 2,". Hamnhor lilk cures aches and pains. So. LONG SUFFERING From Stone In tho Ktdnrya of ono of Troy Itmt Ctil?.pn-Ill Kficovcry throujiti the uso of Dr. I) n tIJ Kennedy' Favorite Remedy (of Itondout N. Y.) It U by no meant fltranv that Dr. Parld Kennedy ahould bare rsceiTed tba following totter. By reading it yon will mm in one minute why Jarau Andrews waa thankful: ir. , AVnnr-tiy, Kondaut, N. T.t Deah BiB-Untll within ft recent dat-e, I had for iter. -al yearn suffered ffroatly from Gravel, called by tho doctors tho Brick-dust beiliment. For about a yenr past this sediment has not passed off In ths usual quantity, but has accumulated, oauslnc me tin told pain. HsTtn hoard of DK. DAVID KENNEDY'S FAVORITE REMEDY, I tried it In my case, and after nains; about one and one-half bottles, I voided a stone from the bladder, of an oral shape, 746 of an Inch lou, and rough on its surface. I send yon the largest piece that yon may see of what It ta composed. Since then I have foltnopain. I now oonslder mvslf eured, and cannot express my thankfulness ani itratl tude for so signal a deliverance from a tnrrthte diseate. You nave my consent to me this letter, should yon wish to do so, for the benefit of other sufferers. Yours truly, Jamks Andrews, No. 10 Marshal Bt.t Ida Hill, Troy. N. Y. When we oonslder that the medicine which did this service for Mr. Andrews eost only one dollar a bottle. It would seam that persons afflicted In like fa si Jon can afford the expense of testing Its virtues. Got It of your druggist, or address Dr. David Kennedy, Rondout, N. Y. The want of a re liable diuretic which, while acting as a stimulant of the kid- neya, neither excltea nor Irritates them, was long since sup plied by HoHtetOr BtomaciiBittura. Tint tine medicine exertf ": the rwqutmte degrus ::- of stimulation upon " thene organs, without producing irritation, i and is, therefore, fat better adapt mi fot the purpose than un medicated excitants oft-nn resorted to. 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FOR a 1.78 WO Will Wild illli OOLliLS a liviis i , wnei.iy, tur ou. year, tuiu ruur roccipia, tend ytiuymir i-'ibat-riiitK-n f ru, and on reeelnt; frK tn to suhscrit and wo wiil send you tw lw-lita aitd whe A tt V fr six months: net twenty to Uih.sCi-il) 1 jr thrta uiunthu aud we will weod vou the AKt-Oa V tliilMiKit it nU iit'MUi.ui'a, ttinl tut l.vo Li Oate year. oj.iI four rCdipt. guod fr ft at presents. A ftw houis'work wilt Kw sub-a-rrluUeei lYiy tad roitrt U one ef tbi want vmluuble prrarata. SAMPLE COPIES rHEf, T II V ilhf A 1 T20V2 V iH W"'-tnblUhe weekly p r, sjud is hki-aXy AMPLE M. Ill J VsUUl'Kjlt AltUWOJL CAPITAL so tht every sut't. nbt-r iumt Le sur of . tUm Just whe-c we Ttr-KmUo. T.fat el . wfce-t we nrtftmU. T.lat ef the Award will be W TO SL THG AttCOSY MUOLISHING PENtZMF' u the CUT THir, OUT Blu) urtr wilI wot PErrlTM""t the above Praaenta nre f1- HOW TOStMlj MOW Y. hmd rmaH suiim, from an oouut u one or Two Doliari. ny I'mUI rte, (Jh iirfltampH, Ia- p'it iu;ij -.rni M bu sent hy rrarlftTeA ibcII r pest efltee order. Addreiwull ordern to arch April Eulay Tn no other months dnrlngthe whole y-ear does the tinman system so readily end so quickly reap end to the tevitng and quickening effects of a rellahle med loins sain March. April and May. The reamm Is easily given. At this aeasn. when the weather Is changing lrm cold to warmer temperature, the hnman fyatm, which hs been for mnntha atms-sllng to kep ileelf In normal condition again the cold wtnfry bleats. Is par. Ii nil v exhausted by the long -non tinned effort, and the weather has peon liar ly depressing etf eet. lis nee the real virtues of Reliable Medicine are the more rrarltlv appreciated by the system, and are more freely absorbed by It than as If it was in a perfectly health? and aotWe condition. Nearly every perwm neeils at this time of year a gnd tonte and in vigorant ami thousands ftMlty that they have fotind in Hood's Horaapanlla Juat the thing needed Reader, do nt put off taking a spring medieiue till tt Is tec late, when the hot .summer months are here and the evNtoru i muoh more sneveptlble to the attacks of dis Purify Your Blood lhtintToiibl1lth n.rtj fchllttj-, my 'immI knit oom-lilOfxl '- It . in. I. I h.T. tAKfm two iHittlon I l"lln pBrtKi-tlj Wfll. It hM b...-nrl bon.atto m.." fin Lit A. JTaa, Umt, Ulna. " lent! M- with trout plo.iitir. tli.l I h. ! vnur HnrftnpnrUt. .nil think tti.r. in non. mu.I to it u . blood punli.r." K. B. 1'HKLrs, KoshMtor, N. Y. I E-Hood's Sarsaparilla Bold h ll rnntlt.. Kl ; alt for 1 5. Md. oolrbj V. I. HOOD A CO., A)otlioriet, Lowtsll, Uul, IOO Doses One Dollar. . w ft FT VP PDPIUD I? II when applied by the fin ger Into the nostrils will be absorbed, etfeot ually cleansing the head of catarrhal vims, caus ing healthy Secret ions. It allays Inflammation, protects the mem brans of the naaa passage! from additional colds, completely heals ths sores and restores teat and smell. A few ap plications relieve. A thorough freoiem. will 'iriS.r.'f.ilVA nAi rLILNi-sS mien .virrrrrt, nv mail on at druooists. KLV llHIITHKlts, MVK.Q, . Y. consiEiPTion. 1 Ii.t. . pi.ittvrtned for tli. .bur. dlMM; by It. n. thou. n. I. of ihh of th. wont kind .n of fan. .t.ndlnr h.v. bca cured. Ind..I, o .iron. i. my fsltS In It. .ltV.i-7, th.t I will Kit,. I TWO HOTTi-KM FRltH, to (tathor with . VAI.UAHl.ti TKtlTlHKon thla tllMu. M u j auXtiior. Ulva K.praM and r o od. Iro.a. Pa. T. A. feLUUl'M, lit TearlBU, N.wTork. PA VI for a T.lfe Scholarahli olsrahlp In the m t'ollrge. I'oaitioni for olntmn Hunlnrsn raduatea. National patrnnng-e. Writs ewartc. fiew Jent-Hj, Circulars to 11. COUMAN A CO. to Soldiers A Heirs. Send star J7T IZaliJfll .. . "v"' i. Din HAM. Att'r. W.ahln'frto'n. I)" tl. CAll'Hm Mtt.t la tho boat IJnlm.nt. l'rtc. Sfi c.ntiT A V.'" .K,,.rd '"jr i" Boat .nd KaatiKt-MlllDK J l'l.-tonal Hooka and Biblna. Prl,-., reduced as p.? cunt. National Fuiiuhhiko Co., Puilad.-lphi.il". PHtttxix Prt-TOMAL will cure your cough." Pric. 2bv. DITCf ITO NodltupforourNiw Book on fgk I tJ I XPatonta. I,. BINGHAM. Pt JWjJjrt L.wy.rLWahinitton, . O. RIR DAY to aoll our K ibb.r Kl.mpa. I,. J. A. DiU rai l.ra.rr A n., ftl.l.wi.y, !. SOS REMEDY (0 F-T to n.e. A pertain cur. Not expensive!. ThrM month tr.tmrnl In on. package. Good for Cold In lht H ..!, llinl&cli. lim.ln.Ka, H.v Fryer, Ac FllXy ct'uui. ily all l)ru.-gujt, or by mail. fc. T. H AZK1.T1NK, Warren, Pa. TO SPECULATORS. R. LINDBLOM & CO., b& 7 Chamber of Commerce. Uhicatro. N.Q.MILLER 4 CO. GRAIN a PROVISION BROKERS new rorr. Mem here nf all prominent Produce Kioivaagesln New York, Chicago St. Uuia and Milwaukee. . We have eiciuaiTS private telegraph wire between Chi cago and Mew York. Will execute erdera on our judg ment when requited. Send for circulars containing particulars. KQBT. UNDbLOM A CO., Chicago. ESTABLISHED 1878. 110 flGEtlTSeiT""' New Sewing Machines for $20 Guaranteed positively new and thoronghlv flrst-9'at In evory particular. Vnrrnnted for nve years. Cas be returned at our expense if n t aa represented. Freight a paid by uie to all points. A. C.JOHNSON, 37 North Pearl St., Albany.N. Y OF A LIFETIME ! UNTIL JUNE lOth ONLY. a A A. ra HAM IN PRESENTS, GIVEN AWAY. SUBSCRIBER GETS A PRESENT. weekly paper, TH K (UOLlP.N ARGOITi btntr desirous i1" n. im e-4.uuu 111 presnu. Ktaa onrwrfii vucr. 10 Kleat Hlej.lea, H& aarh..., 5f DUO buo KOO !! 100 boo o niivur 1 t'a rtrut. . i.u 6 rtrU 1'arlor urnll.res aiOOam-h.. lO I ll c.nl lluja' nulla, to ardrr, 0 .. lO GlrU' tlul.ide .urmrnU, a I elk.. bO t.old l'c-.a..d llolilpra. II r.rh &UO I'lztcn.lua liold I'mt'lla, $1 rat-b. t(IU I'alr M. U. I-l'laCcd 1-1.. lea. t i tara. 1,0110 f00 l.ur.e I'hoto.r.pb Albuma, V .aula. 1,000 bOO 1'ulr Itollrr bkuti-a, (lieack 1.1IO0 b0 '1 o-loll.r t.rrnt,. La 1,000 bOO tiic-lullur (lr..nb.-ka bOO bllO M... I. .liter... ti .ah bU bOO Ho;' 1'o. Lrt liilv.. $1 r.i b bOO bllO l adlr.' I'.t-krt Janlvu, 11 caub bOO lOOO Oil 1'li'turra, tl ... b 1,000 bllO Kolld old Iflu.-., f-i rai-h 1,000 1000 Aulo.r.ub Album., ! cauh 1,000 tri.bone oi uiemoal. valuable nreaentannerea lit our uu laos June loth, IB84. T l-AIE r .r ui. f-nrner, ine i.i iue curia, I1 in iKoouior iuur frncuu. fc'J.n .uRi It ,- llmu i.iuuUtS, and SfE.U US f4.bVf Will forward- d to ail aubsorihers Im mediately after Juno 10, CO et WARREN tiTIVECT, NEW YORK. plven nhsnlutoly free to our (lubsorlbera. rmw ix it your Trltnur r'"..'ni'br tnu uyuuiiini.i'n-ru-ArftAR ACAIH.J AttSTaWAim 6 EVtHVWHtBt fthae been well said of IToods Bsrsaparllla! TM health giving eflerte upon the Mnnd end entire hesnsn organism, are as much more pos live than the remedies f a quarter of a century aso, as t he steam-power of to day is in advance of the slow and laborious drudgery of years ago. " Mr. O, W, Manley, a well-known and very pepelav JnAtngtapher of ant on. Ohio .says; "I have need Iwkd'a Kaiannarllla and And it all yon advert) a It for, and 1 cheerfully recommend it te persons whe are ta want ef A Good Blood Purifier "While suffering from a severe billons attaek In March, iwa, a friend in Peoria, III,, recommended llood's Haraapsrilla, I tried the remedy, and waa pr. tnanently cured by it. 1 volunteer ttiia testimonial. John A. Shki'aiiu, traveling agent for I. W. Dsvoe A Co., Fulton street N. Y. 'We sell a great desl of !Toods fUrsaparilla and havens hesitation In recommending It. -Tuns, Wmit riXLD 4 Co., Manufacturing O hernials, Dhloago, CoNmnD. N. II.. Dfw.mb.rl. 1M. O. I. Moon A !o., IiwkII, M.n. O.ntlnmc n W. .ri nl.-i.ml t-n tint, th.t th. for limn!'. K.ni.it.nU.ooiillnu-t. lolncr.. It. Ml. with uri.iCMil. tli.t uf .iir othir Hnr.nii.rtll. or blood DUrul"r. bn.lt .1. to twottiinfad LI to W. I1U. tt . aikO'l m-Mticm. nd do not U. II. MHTI 4 uo. A. I'r.Hi kT KlTIH, VMUKUUILL A KU'TBEDOa, vir mwnnn, w. I'. llNiirvnitx tOo., 11. U. t uiTin, Drnccittt. Bold br 11 imirirlti. ! : tli for 1 K ! onlj by 0. 1. HOOD 4 UO Apotlimi.rio., Low.ll, Uu. IOO Doses One Dollar. A SPECIFIC FOB Epilep.-f, SjMisms, CoutuI along, Falling Sickntu,BXHui Dance, Alcohol flTHECREflTfi inn, Opium Eat ing, Syphilli$, Scrofula, Slngt IHERVE Ugly Blood Diseases, Dytpq sia. NervouBuMa, ClONlQlUlElRlOlRh JlradacKt, matlam. 2,'ervout WaikneM, Drain Worry, Flood fiorm, BiHouancRR, Vmtivennu, Nervous l'rontratlon. Atcinej Zrofuila and Irrrijularilin. fl.ou. Snmplr) Trml'tiinnlitli. -'Samsrltnn NitvIiicU doinu woudrra." Dr. J. O. MrLemoln, AlexundtrClty, Ala. "I feel it my duty to recommend It." I)r. 1). V. Latit-Mln. Clyde, Kantu "Itcnrcdwlierenhvalclfiiiii fulled." 1'ov. J. A. Kdle, neaver, Pa. Conreaponrlence freely mnrerrd. The Dr. 8. A. Richmond Med. Co., SL Jottph, Mo. For teitlmonlalt and rlrmlara tMtnd al.mp. (0 At DrairfliU. 0. V. Drlttentoa, Aaent, H. V SHARP PAINS (Vk,8pTmD.,WrwKk. KJm... nallia, Hw-altrU, twUMns I'lMI-lar PallJ, BUtrh In UM aid., lUckMaw, Bvulla. JaltataV HLrt IHnu. Snr MiucW Pais la tk. Hka-4, aid all rmln. and aWlM (IUmt looal dwp aa.l.d ar. taAantlf rrll.TfU and apMMlllr enrmA bf th. w.ll-ktiuwn ipf, itaatar. Compoondad, m M la, fat thm medUrlaal Ttriuttaof frtafih Bopa, Cutua, fUlaturaa luatl KitnoM, It tt Udead but pala-tc! Ulnar, ajlmiila4l., Dothlnc and Krtwrtlifiijri4T rnrvb. Ilturtcr rmr I Hop Fiaatf ar. aoid byaUdroaalaandtwiuit-ryi tao.nt.orlT.ior ll tn. I aT lUUwl on raaxdpt of l-t II -af IfM mu.rA I PropriMora and laann. tactorvra, BoMota,atMa PLASTER t-TCoatad toncua, la uruath, .oar atomach and U.aw 4aaj-dbTjJwl 30 DAYS' TRIAL i (uryaaj tATiaibi T7Li!OTHO.VOLTIO BELT and th Ei.Trj Arn-UMrt-a trr .ant on uu Dar.' Trial TO MKK OSl.Y. YOUMI OH OM, wlio .r. uB.riri Inrr. Jr.aTOt). DKBIMTI, IXMIT VlTAI.ITt, Wa.TIN Wkakniuhm. and all kindi4 dinam. Bpwadf r ll.t and o.niilKt. natorallun tn Hk.i.th, VuK. and Manuoou t.u.BArfTEBU. tt.ndatonu.lor llluatraud famphltR Irs.. Addrwa Yoltaio Belt Co., Marsliall. Mich.' n am mm mm information inhfoard to nitt Excursion Rates to Taxat, Arkansas and California. Parnphl.ta. ate., rttarrihinr Unda fnr aal. e.o b. hful b .ddnnaiuf J.J. FUWLKK, but. Hua. Af't.Utloa, N. . ; J. U. MrltKATH. N. K. Paa.. A.'t. Boatonj U. W JANOW1T4, . K. Pa. Aa't, B.lumom, Md. If. I. MrI'L.KI.I.AN. flrn.Kat.Paaa.At't Mo.P.c.H.B ,43 B'dway.W.T. GOOD NEWS TO LADIES iii.tat luducemeiit. ...r at. f.rd. Now', tour tim. totnl np ord.r. for our cl.bratod TrM and ('n(tttn,nnd acur..bauU f ul Uold Bnd r Moma Ron. Chin. 1',-aKmL nr ll.ndiunna OvoorabM toa. Dinn.r K.t. or Uold Band MoM Poi-rrnlrd Tmlrt S.t. rul tull particular, taonu, TIIK t.liKAT AMI KHAN Tli A CO., P. O. Bui IteS. 81 and an V-oaj bt.. York. YnilUR MM ' telna-raphf bars and w. will IUUHU lrla.ll you a ailuation. CirruUrs fraa. VAI.KMTlNK HltOM., Jaueavllle, Wla. "WORK AND VIN.V A NhW 8 TOU Y BY UOHAT10 ALOEtt, Jr. Cemwieaccs aest week In the AKUUHV. Itleeee f tike very brat thla i'opulatr Author ever w rot. It U feaoinatliiff;, liiatmcilt end helpful, end will La spirts ejura.re. dlvnlty.nMtl Mabl rceeluUvoe- kVKUV ONK (silOl LM UtAU IT. 1 WHAT SUBSCRIBERS SAY. I rannet apeak too highly of the AmooiTj rny boyi tblak they o.uid never do without It. ilua. M. K. AxiaxL, West lUchOeld, Ohio. Tm Aanoar haa been ao bm4 this year 1 aauat have It aiiuUiau:, .ucloaud u $1.7f. Dan. W. HnnTDiOTOli. Boatoa. I hare taken a nnmber of napera, but I aerer bad an. I Ilka aa well aa Tiia Aaooay. To .it before the nr. theae cold evening and read It I. tbe beat enjoyaa.at I kn.w .f. To-uJUt 1 arn reading my old paper, over at-alu. W. U. kaowLToa, 1'oru.iid, Me. I ahould take th. AaooaT another -rear If I bad t. alt np atKbta ta car. tbe money t. p.y for Itl .ncloMd la Sl-la. Kb. L. 1'aauaaruM. Aiiaonia. Coua. A v 'A I am mo deeply Intereated In the AaooaT I ah.ald be lo.t taltbeut it I'leaee extend my .ubacnpuoo ajiolbv year. Wirnil 8. Mouaa, Audubon, la. I bare been a reader of th. Aaaoar tb. Let year, aad aaaut now a. without Iu let It eoet wb.t II will u- a. uaoruwttu. Wakedeld, Kan. Tlra ABOO.T U the very beet paper of the kind pub IuuiakL A wewla a.t da wltbout It for twlc. $).?&. U. JoHNaoa. Palueavdla, O. I prlaa tke Aaooar ahera all youth'e p.pera. Ita buth moral tone aud inatructlvo readuiK ul aura to leave a laatliig laaprctMUoa wltb It. reader.. alHS. lua Auana, Kurt Halleck, Wy, I hare read the Golitrn Aim, out A a Comptmion. and WuU AuhiIu, for boya.nd KU la, but (lv. aa. tb. AaooaT. I would a.t civ. U tat aur other paper I ever aaw. AH. Willi, Brooklyn, 111. i NOTICES FROM THE PRESS. Tna OouHf Aioost Is handsomely printed on tinted Daix-r. Svnd is freiifhUad with ri fulmu. maiiAp that nan tw. s(ely olaased ta the -bauds of our youth. iicr-OaUi, H ar il is spark liar nd pare, lnterontlnfl" and hla-h-teei Tli Ixosi, autlktirs iu Aiuuma cuutribute to its coluxoiuk- Journal. Lt.wtsuMU. Jttd. I'areate and fruerdiaiaS who would place faarlnntlnff. mm wen u uiKtruuiive, reauinjf iioro tfitjir cuiiarsa, would do well to subsi-rlbu te IU-Church lum, ti. Y. Jili of life and vim. It commends itself to those desir ing to te eutcrtaiued aud Int-trucied. The illuatrattuus a im suprrn. we commend It ta the Ttuxaiug oulUa. VanUif Fair, Ban Francisco, Cat It haa taken a leading pi see amonxr the best papers nf m cutiss. iuo ouimNiit-r c vide auy uniersta.ae ooys Ubsttjs, Timet. fudianaooUs. lud. Tub Gold km 1R(hii Is a brlcht, sparkllns; paper for bo-sand STirls; neither eensatloaiial on th anu hand uor dull o tbe ethor. I'hiladolphut, l a. Tum uoLbBM AfuKw Is a youths' paper, and eoatalns urt intrrrstina rraaina; snetter m-aii any wUt-ci snii. ar pubUcatiuu iu the CouuUjr. Ttteyruyh, i. buiut. luva. Jt lss Arss-claae. aper, fully eqaalltef the Youth' Ct'muuHUm, aud. Imjiiik once intrulne-ed into UiS huiue will hm sura to reiuain. UtruUl, Ciuuaa ate. Tub Uolubm Is ns fnr re Moved free ths prosy lwalt.y f UHday-,ho- titernture It ii from th dcBirllaiuc f-eMeUonnllsia nf th L.lf dime dr4irt.ia.-A. i.Vw.O. " Umi- Tua O01-1.MM Aroost is r.-jtunlTfcea.illfullii nvt l,n' ellful In appear. fA.1 here atod ..(fce ci, w JJl rva. but every e-ay wmn.eiitbi lit iK .f....7 V. I 1 IM 9o ieaaia. a a Am Uat lulrlas 0 Laan t i their cbildieu. Octvutt tTr ,M TV- a. y ,i mmm Colli llaod Mua 1