. j"
HAZING AT WEST POINT.
A. WOUtD-BB CADET BSCITZS HIS
EXf XXIKHCE.
Fiamlned It the Poctum at the Mllllurr
Ar-n!ii.-rrnUe Placed br tbe Olrtrr Tit
et.a"P:fhet..Aa Invltmina te Fiaht.
"TliroiiRh political influence I o
tainptl an appointment to ft West l'talnt
c.nletshlp, and aftrr I rpocivrd thn
necrpsnry pnpprs from Washington I
packed my little gripsack nmlnturtel
for the arndrmy. I pot there at about
dark and reported to tlie commandant.
He told me to report ajain in the
morning. At da break I arise and
went to the office. Tlio eonimandant
gave me a letter to the board of sur
geons, who were to examine mo as to
my physical paraphernalia,
" 'Take otT your clothrs!' command
ed a man full of l-rass from his boots
to his bangs.
"All of them? I asked, shaking
with fear, until I felt like a bag of
marbles.
" Ye, and be quick aout It.'
"I disrobed, and wai then ushered
Into a room where sat three men in
uniform, an l looking as stern as the
rudder of a canal boat,
" They made me hop around the room
on one loot, then on the other; then
they opened my mouth and looked all
around it as if they were hunting for
something that I had stolen. Then
they held up pieces of g'a-s and asked
me conundrums about the colors, and
then they made me read line and largo
type at different distances. Finally,
one got in front of me and pounded on
my chest while the other listened at
my back to hear if there were any
stolen goods inside, I suppose.
" Put on your clothes.'
'"Am I all right?' I asked. I
hoped and prayed that I wasn't. I
would have given $ 10 if I had been
found guilty of the mumps, measles,
whooping-cough and all the other dis
eases In the dictionary.
'.-'Yes,' answered the chief ex
aminer; 'put on your clothe
" I put my clothes on, and then was
given in charge of a regular, who led
me across the yard to the cadets'
quarters.
" I was dressed to kill, and had on a
light overcoat and a plug hat. That
hat proved my ruin. Heads were
poked out of every window and I was
greetel with such comforting .yells as
'Shoot it 1' 'Come from under that
hat and look at It !' etc., etc. I was
perspiring so that I left a trail behind
. me.
" I was led to the second floor of the
main building and the regular knocked
Rt the door. It was opened and the
regular left me there all alone and se
ceded."' I was grabbed by one of the
Six cadets in the room, my hat was
knocked off, my hands were pressed to
my sides', and I wa told to place my
nose against a tack driven in the wall,
then I was plied with such questions
ts the;e:
" Where 13 your trunk V
"At home.'
What's in it?'
"I d-don't know.'
"'Is there a regiment of artillery in
It?'
" I laughed.
"Fatal laugh! In doing it I took
. my hands frjin my sides and forgot all
about the tack in the wall. I was
grabbed, plarel in position anl told
that jf I dared tmove even an eye
lash again I would be locked up for
the rest of the term and be fed on
bread, or bread and water, minus the
" bread.
" Then I was plied with all sorts of
ludicrous questions very laughable,
but 1 (U 'n't dare to even shudder. I
was instructed a? to my duties, was
told that my hands must always ap
pear in pubiic soldered to the seams of
my pants ; that my chin must always
06 nailed to my chest ; that my head
biust always be erect, with my eyes
Itraight to the front, and that I must
always salute my superiors. Then I
was sent upstairs to my quarters.
" There were nine other Plebs in the
room with me, and the daily routine
was about as follows :
" At 6 o'clock we were compelHl to
be up anl dressed; roll-call at i:30;
then back to the quarters, where our
le:ls had to be arranged against the
walls. If the edges of tho mattresses,
pillows, sheets and ouilts varied a
nair's-breadth from tho perpendicular
they were k'eked down by the ofiicer
tf the day anl had to be rebuilt.
Breakfast at the mess-hall at 8 o'clock;
Itudy until noon ; dinner ; more study;
lupper at G ; more study until ! o'clock,
when the gun was fired. 'J lien all
lights had t be extinguished and all
bands in be 1.
" Cadets bent r n hazing wou'd bring
us up 'all standing a hundred times i
It day, and then would stand in groups
Ind "laugh at us. Then they would J
make us hop around the r. om, an 1 we ;
hart on fellow who wat a'wnys corn-'
pell 'd to hop from tho cha r to the j
mantelpiece, and then to the trunk.
Once In awhileth'y were extra funny, .
ind tlr n we were compelled to per-'
lonate animals. On woul 1 be a mon
key, another an alligator, another an
tagle, another a canary, and so on; and
hen we were compelled to chatter,
frunt, bellow, squawk and sing, while
he cadets mai!e remarks about us and
hoked tobacco or crackers through the
imaginary bars of our alleged cages."
" I low did you come to leave?"
" I stood it as long as I could, and
then whtn the examination took plac-i
I was so sick of West Point that I
made up mv mind to b:i 'found.' I
purp sely"tripped upon geography, and
that night when they oumi into my
room and began to haze me I smacked
ne of them in tho nose. Then 1 ac
reptel an inv tat'u n to go to 'Fort
I'ut' in the morning. I ha 1 the night
tnare that night, and when I awoke I
licertainrd that I had crossed the
-river to Harrison's and M as on my w ay
(o New York. ' Xtio York WorlJ.
I" prosp rty work ia a duty; jq
to'sfortino u is a, refuge. ' r"' '
Dyspeptics and the Pmj Store.
Iir. Felix L. Oswald, in an article on
the " Hemediesot Naturo," in Popular
ISrirnce Monthly, says: But nine out
of ten dyspeptics resort to tho drug
storo. They get a bottle of "tonio
bitters." They try Dr. Quack's " Dys
pepsia l'.lixir." They try a " bluo pill "
in tho hope of rousing Nature, as it
were, to a sense or her proper duty.
Now, what such " tonics " can really
do for them is this: they goad the sys
tem into tho transient and abnormal
activity Incident to the necessity of ex
pelling a virulent poison. AVith the
accomplishment of that purposo the
exertion cease, and tho ensuing ex
haustion is worse than the first by just
as much as tho poison-fever has robbed
the system of a larger or smaller share
of its littlo remaining strength. The
stimulant his wasted the organic
energy which it seemed to revive.
' Put' says the invalid, "if a repetition,
of the dose can relieve tho second re
action, would tho result not be prefer
able to the languor of the unstimulated
system? Wouldn't it bo the best plan
to let me support my strength by stick
ing to my patent tonic? "
Yes, it would be very convenient,
Especially in times of scarcity, if a
starving horsn could bo supported by
tho daily application of a patent spur.
It would save both oats and oaths.
Kvin a fastidious nag could not help
acknowledging tho pungency of the
goa l. Put it so happens that spur-fed
horses are somewhat short-lived, though
at first the diet certainly seems to act
like a charm. For a day or two the
drug stimu'ates tho activity of the
digestive organs as well as of t iie mental
faculties, but the subsequent prostration
is so intolerable that tho patient soon,
chooses the alternative of another
poison-fever. Pef oro long the pleasant
phase of the febrile process be?omes
shorter and the reaction more severe;
the jaded system is less able, to respond
to the goad, and, in order to make up
for the difference, the dose of the stimu-
lant has to be ste idily increased. The
invalid becomes a bondsman to thd
drug store, and hugs the chain that
drags him down to the slavery of a
confirmed poison-habit.
Circumstances may differ. A dys
peptic who intends to make his own
quietus within a month or two, and in
the m anwhile has a certain amount of
work to finish, would be jus-tilled in
stimulating his working capacities by
all means, in order to improve to the
utm st whatever chances of mundane,
a.tivity may remain to him. Put ho
who intends to stay has to make up
l is mind that recovery cannot ba
hoped for till ho has not only discon
tinued his drug, but expiated the
burden of sin which the stimulant out
rage has added to the original cause of
the disease. Xatnre has to overcome
the effects both of malnutrition and of,
malpractice. The drug has complicated
the disease.
Chinese Towns.
Notwithstanding their high-2own
names, the general run of Chinese
towns are miserable places, with nar
row, tortuous streets destitute of
paving or foot-path, but worn into ruts
and holes, which overturn any con
veyance, and subjects the pedestrian
to the onstant risk of slipping down'
and breaking his bones; piles of refuse
are to bo met at every turn, Idling the
air with the r seething and abomina
ble odor. In dry weather one is
blinded by the dust, in tho rainy season
the mud renders these noisome alleys
almost impassable. In no other coun
try do travelers lind such a lack of de
cent accommodation. The Chine e
rest-houses are pretty well all alike,
and somewhat on the plan cf the old-
fashiuned coaching inns as far as gen
end arrangement is concerned, but in
no other respect. Around a large
courtyard are constructed a series of
tdie;ls and low-storied buildings, tho
former for the accommodation of
beasts, the latter of men. The apart
ments for the use of human beings
consists generally of two rooms, one
r.ither larger than the other, both with
lloors of brick or earth. In each room
is a brick stove, or kang, about six and
a half feot by two and a half, running
across the entire end of each loom. On
this kang, cos ered generally, but not
alwavs, with a mat of bamboo, rushes,
or camel's hair, one deeps. In winter
it can be heated through a lire-hole iu
the middle of the room, a method of
warming up which certainly produces
headache and may cause suffocation. A
small square table, ten inches high, is
invariab y found upon the stove in the
larger ru m, off which the Chinaman
takes lib food, or upon which, the meal
linihel, are placed his opium pipe and
paraphernalia thereto belonging. The
furniture of the apartment consists of
a square table and ono or two chairs or
be.iehes. No rugs, bedclothes or uten
sils of any kind for eating, etc., are
supplied, but small wooden tubs f ir
washing are brought in when re juired,
and warm water is generally procur
able. For any other convenience the
open courtyard must be used. There
are no windows, but lattice frames,
(ovemlwitli a yellowish, semi-translucent
paper, run the length of all the
apartments. Drinking water is gen
erally drawn from a well in the yard,
and should bo strictly avoided. The
rooms are always dirty, the dust and
lilth which blow in frum the yard being
rarely remove.!.
Mushrooms.
Dr. Horace T, Kvans, of Philadel
phia, believes that all mushrooms con
tain some of tho poisonous property
which, when present in excess, causes
accidents -that is, sickness and death
from eating mushrooms. Kven those
which are ordinarily considered safest
and be.4 are at times objectionable,
owing to conditions affecting their
growth. This explains why experts
in the selection of edible fungi are
sometimes mistaken. It isn't theii
fault, but the fault of Urn mushrooms,
which are evidently a dangerous luxury.
.-,, I vote's Health Monthly,
SCIENTIFIC AND INDUSTRIAL.
In Italy and Japan water from hot
springs is used extensively in gardens
for the production of early crops.
It has been observed that "right
handedness" extends far down in the
scalo of creation. Tarrots take hold
of their food In their right foot by pre
ference, and Mr. Crookes is inclined to
belieTe that Insects liko wasps, beetles
and spiders uso tho right anterior foot
most frequently.
Several Pclgian lirms are now mak
ing what is known as satin paper.
There Is littlo doubt that the process
consists in coating ordinary paper with
a glue solution and then shaking
colored ambestos over the macs. The
ambestos take all colors readily. This
is thought to be especially valuable for
wall papers, as the silk imitation has a
very rich effect.
A law has just gone into operation
In ltussia that regulates tho employ
ment of minors in factories by pro
viding that children under twelve
must not be hired under any pretense,
and that children between the ages of
twelve and fifteen must not work
more than eight hours a day, and it
further provides that those children
must attend school at least three hours
a day.
It has been estimated that at least
5,000 meteoric stones reach the earth
annually. Tho largest ever found is
In the Royal academy of Stockholm,
and weighs twenty-five tons. The mu
seum at Copenhagen contains one of
ten tons; the British museum, one of
more than five tons: the museum at St.
Petersburg, one of 1,680 pounds; Yale
college, one of 1,635 pounds; and the
Smithsonian institution, one of 1,400
pounds.
A Swedish Servant.
We found her at an employment
office, just arrived from Sweden. Aa
I noticed her sunny hair and blue eyes
and strong, freo step, I thought of
what some one said to Jenny Lind,
that she ought to have been called the
Swedish Lioness, rather than the
Swedish Nightingale, from the freedom
and strength of her bearing. Not able
to speak a word of Fnglish, she sat
looking at mo with such confident blue
eyes that no one could feel otherwise
than kindly toward her, when the.
world seemed to her such a fair, honest
place.
She held out a little book, printed in
Swedish and English, by which wa
were to converse together. I looked
It over, and saw that it contained
directions, given to servants in their
own country, by which they were to
conduct themselves. Among other
things, they were told to " step softly,
move lightly, and desire nothing."
After I came to know more of her
intensely social nature, I of ten wondered,
how she survived the first few weeks.
when we never attempted anything
more in the way of conversation than.
'' cup," " plate," etc. At length, in an
outburst of desperation, she exclaimed,
I want to talk 1 " So did we, but the
difficulty was how to begin. She solved
it herself by asking if we knew George
Washington and Benjamin Franklin.
We, in return, asked if she know Lin-
nrcus and Swedenborg, to both of which
questions she replied in the affirmative,
and also recognized, with delight, a.
picture of Luther. After this, con
versation became easy; she was so very
apt and eager. She was soon able to
give a little account of iier voyage;
telling us how she, with a hundred
other girls, came as steerage passengers,
on a great steamer; and how, in leaving,
they sang together the fatherland
song; and how the passengers on tho
upper deck all clapped their nanus, as
well they might if the other voices
were like hers. They had great luncheon
baskets; but she lost hers overboard, in
a 6torm, and also her hat. "Now I
must every day say to someone, Pleasa
give me a little bread." In the storm
she thought, " By-and-bye I dead." It
is wonderful, the courage of these girls,
starting alone for an unknown world
Some of her friends in Sweden, she
said, thought that to come to America
they would have to travel through the
earth. But slie had been taught other
wise at school; taught also to knit, em
broider, crochet and make baskets,
The dress she had on she had not only
fitted for herself, but had made the
woolen cloth for it, and had woven her
plaid shawl. She wore generally, on
her head, a littlo black shawl. One
day she said to me. touching it, " Every
women in we.len an riesame. av
lanlic Monthly
Where riddles Are Made.
In one of the mountainous districts
of Havaria there is a town called Mit
tenwald, thut in by pnow-c!i d peaks
and dense forests, in which every yard
is crossed by a labyrinth of ropes nnd
pcles, en which hundreds of violins
are hung up to dry. Ft r a couple of
centurio-i the entire industry of the
town has been violin-making, for
which the surrounding forests produce
the best of materials. Men, women
and children all have their allotted
share of tho work, and violins, 'ce'l is,
bas viols, zithers and every rtrnaed
instrument, from a copy of some old
and priceless Stradivarius, perfect in
form, color and tone, down to tho
cheape-t banjo, are exported in great
quantities, an nami-made, to evir
quarter of the globe.
A stand fell down with a crash,
A number of men it did mash,
Hut tho entire ten
Were soon well again
St. Jacob's Oil cured every gash.
A baker who lives in Duluth,
Went crazy one night w ith a tooth,
lio rubbed the gum boil
Willi St. .larob'a Oil.
It cured him, and t hi -i htho truth.
Siberia ranks only barely I elow tha
lnited Stat.-s and Auraj a a gojd
j fj.;u' Uig 0'inln-.
The PrntVamtna a rait. -
Mr. O. II. Prapkr. of No. 233 Mnin fltror-t,
AVorowtr, Mann., volunteer the foliowir.tf!
" llnving occasion recently to ne rtremeilw
for kidney (license., I nppliea to my druKifti"!,
Mr. D. II. Willinm, of Lincoln Hitnitre, tlii.
city, nml requested him to furnish rne tho
best kidney meUicine thnt he knew of. And he
handed mo a bottle of Hunt's Heniedy, stat
ing tlint it was considered the best 1 'ftne
he hnd sold many bottles of it to his rtt
tomers in Worcester, and they nil speak of it
in the highest terms, nnd pronounce ilnlwny
reliable. I took the bottle home and com
menced taking it, nnd find that it does tha
work effectually! and I nm pleased to recom
mend to all who have kidney or liver disease
the uso of Hunt's Kemcdy, tho sure cure."
April 11, ISta
We All Nny Mo.
Mr. Or.onf a A. HeniiEi-r, No. Id Font
Street, Worcester, Mass., has just sent ns tho
following, directly to the point:
"Bcinjj nlllicteil with nilmentsto wli'cli Ml
humanity is subject sooner or Inter, I reul
carefully the advertisement reifanlintj the rc.
markahle curative powers of limit's Heinedy,
nnd ns it seemed to npply to my case eiartly,
I purchased n bottle of tho medicine nt Jim
nery's drug store, in thi city, nnd hnvimt
used it with most beneficial results in my own
case, my wife nnd ron niso commenced its
use, and it has most decidedly improved their
health, and we shall continue its use in out
family under such favorable results,"
April 17, lit.
Druggist's Evidence.
Mr. Orobob W. HoucoMn, dmpimt. 120
and 131 Congress Btreot, Troy, N. V., writes
April 7, 1883:
"1 am constantly selling Hunt s Itemedy
for diseases of the kidneys, liver, bladder
and urinary organs, to my trade nnd friends,
and find that it gives general satisfaction to
all who use it."
Boston's new main sewer has nlrcndy
cost $3,G00,000 and is not finished yet.
Best of All."
Dr. R. V. Pierob, Buffalo. N. Y.: Pear Sir
My family has used your " Favorite l'rescrip.
tion" and it hss done all that is claimed for
it. It is the best of all preparations for
female complaint. I recommend it to all
my customers, (i. S. YVatbbman, Druggbt,
Baltimore, Jdd.
A I'Bfmix'M on 4.r,000 rabbit scalps has
been paid this year iu Lnfltte Co., Kansas.
Waltibtiobo, fl. O. Dr. J. M. KHon snys:
"Brown's Iron Bitters have given universal
satisfaction."
English sparrow pie is ft woll-apprcoiated
dainty in some regions.
The nilloiis,
Dyspeptio or constipated, shonld address,
with two stamps and history of case fot
pamphlet, YVom.p's Dihpensabi Medic ai
A.USOQIATION, Buffalo, IS. Y.
Tn queen of Italy eats under the eye o
fc dcotor, whojellsjier what not to eat.
Not a drink, not sold in barrooms, but a re
liable, non-alcoholio tonio medicine, useful
in all seasons, is lirown s Iron Hitter.
Thkbb are sixteen surviving officers who
took part inthejiaule of W atorloc.
flnldrn Mrillral Itlwnvpi-T
For all scrofulous and virulent blood-poisons,
is speoino. ny aruggista.
Therk are 2,017 persons employed in the
oyster business iu rew Jersey.
Conyerb, Ga. Dr.W.H.Lee says: "Brown't
Iron Bitters is a good medicine, and many
are using it in una piace.
AVistebn floods have done immense dam
age to crops of all kinds.
The renowned Dr. Clendonning snys one
third of nil his dissections showod signs of
heart disease; if you have it in any form,
nte ur. t. raves Heart .Regulator, l per
Dottle at druggists
Pennsylvania is to have an experimental
agricultural iarm.
Do you sleep badly at night ? Why suffer
iroin inuigesuonr uahtbinb win give you
relief. Oabtbinb is in liquid form. All
druggists.
Will buy a Tbeatihk on tub Hobrb and Hia
Diseases. Book of 100 pages, valuable to
every owner ol Dorses. I'ostnge stamps taxeu.
Bent postpaid. New Yobk lions e Book Co.,
W4 i-ieonara btreet, rew lork City.
Cobreot your habits of crooked walking by
Mensman's Peptonized seek tonic, the only
preparation of beef containing its entire nutri
tious properties. It contains blood-making.
force generating and lifo-Hustuining properties;
invaluable for indigestion, dyspepsia, nervous
prostration, and all forms of general debility;
also, in all enfeebled conditions, whether the
result or exhaustion, nervous prostration, over
work or acute disease, particularly if resulting
rrom pulmonary complaints, luswell, Hazard
Vo., Proprietors, riewiork. Hold by druggists.
The Frn.er Axle (ireniia
la tha best in the market. It is the mosv
economical and cheapest, one box lasting as
long as two of any other. )ne greasing will
last two weeks. It received first premium at
the Centennial and Paris KxiMiKitions, also
uieuius at various Mate iairs. Uuy no other,
Malhpl1 KWBn'i Warm Nvron.
Infallible, tasteless, harmless, cuthartio;fever-
tshness,restlessness, worms, constipation. 2,c
Oilemlons and Answers.
What is the best Hair Dresser? What is
the best Dandruff Eradicator? Which is the
best Hair Kestorer? Which is the best of
all 'reparations tor the Hair t Cabboumb.
"Itouah on Hall."
Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, bedbugs,
anU,bkiink9,ohipinunkB,gopherB. 10c. D'g'sts.
Hood's Sarsnparilla gives an appetite and
imports new life and energy to all the func
tions of the body. Try a bottle and reulizo it.
llurliii.lBilin.
The Quick, complete cure,annoying Kidney,
uiuuuor, urinary Aiiseases. f l. uruggipts,
Use St. Patrick's Sulve, and learn its great
vaiue. uue iriui conviuces.
MOOD'S SAltHAPAIlIIXA
Cured a tremendous scrofulous lump on Thomns Ben
nett's lec. 81 jtean old. He wanted to cut it out with
t knife, it w&s so painf uU
Hood's Sareapnrllla
Cured Lieut. John Smith. U. 8. N.. of stomach com.
plaint, palpitation, and rheumatism in the knee.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Cured Mra. Cole, of 27 Scrofulous eorei. One on hei
feead was as large at the palm of her hand.
Hood's Karsnparilla
Cured Mra. Park man of birth-born Scrofula In one year,
d e eoalp was one eolid acre. 11 ur hair fell off,
Hood's 8arsapnrllla
Cured Mrs. Rollins' son of three Urge, fatty tumors,
one was a running- sore and tery painful.
Hood's Harsaparllla
Cured Mr. Hart's Brit Rheum with on bottle, llei
hand oracked and chapped for 20 years.
Hood's Sareapnrllla
Cured J. R. Smith' daughter of Diphtheria poison,
hue wa very poor, weak and without appetite.
Hood's Sursuparilla
Sold by Drug-girte. 91; six for (j. Prepared only by
U. I. IUIDD CO.. ApoOwcaries. Lowell, Maaa.
A liru(iat') Wlory.
Mr. Iaaac C. Chapman, DrunuUt. Newburg, N. T.
write ua; "I have for the past ton year sold ev
era! Rroea of Dr. William Hall's Balaam for the
Luqks. lean say of It what I ranuot any of any other
medldue. I hate recommemled it in a great many
caaea of Whooping CuukIi with the happioat effect.
I ha uaed it la my own family for many year.
Henry's C arbolic bnlvo
la th Bt Salve for Cut. Bruises, Bore, Clcer.
Halt llti.uui. Tftter, Clie,.il Hinds. Chilblains.
Corus an all kin J of bkiu h'mptlona. Freckle and
Pimple, dot llt ury's Carbolic Salve, as all otlior
are counterfeit. Price VJ ct.
HA ( rut wilibiua Tutunluil the HimiiK iwn
. viaaaaia. Boon ol IU.J pages, valutble to emry
I burin. Puaugastauips taken. Kiut pulp.ud. '
, MwVwm Jlw.ajtaWs' Vi U4 Juuard Srwt,
i ,j . .. .
PhvsVsns bAT Inn fr,rrlber! f.
Ornves' Heart Jtegulator for heart rlieas
why bee-ins" it is a slerling preparation fot
ntwrtibar lisene, sml thirty years use war
rants IU tl prt bottln.
Prtrnn droughts in Oregon have greatly
reduced the wheat crop.
THE GREAT GERMAN
REMEDY
FOR PAIN.
Relieve and cure
MIKUMATISM,
Neuralgia,
Sciatica, Lumbago,
n ma ur,
HEADACHE, TOOTUACHI,
SORE THROAT,
QUINMV.HWKM.INOS,
nm!.
gornlt. Cull, BrulMt,
rilORTUITK,
itrtt,
A nd all other tv1My acbes
atid pains.
nrn cents a bottle.
Xolil by all PrwrKlsts and
lilrecilou lu II
laimimgm. 13
r Charlti . Voglr Co.
n a. tik.ii is a co I
sliiaMre, V. a. a.
It"
A 'atXOISBA J
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No time should b
Let If the stomach,
liver and bowela are
effcrtert Ut adopt the
sure remedy, lloelet-
ter'a rltnmat-h Bit
tra. Diseasp of the
tntlfMi Wltrt, IMwf B t
tint tn nmni tin
fTt iti and wCe turd).
Dint.
hiirMlittiy ill Intt"
UNIVERSAL TESTIMONY
in ravoa or
"KIDNEY-WORT."
THR GREAT RPKCIKIO FOR K1INFY IMMKARR.
L1VKK TROiniLKB, MAIsAHIA, i'ONHTIFA
TION, VILV.H, I,AI1KS' WKAKNK8SK8
AND KUI CMATIKM.
TrUHini.K KIltM Y IMSKAHK.
Mrs. HimIri). y I cannot too highly pratae Kidney.
Wort," n&yn Mr. Sum. H'mIk.. William ntnejii, W. Va.
"I rurnt my terrible kidufy oieeae. My wife had to
turn meoTcr in th ed, before uaing It."
MOV Kit li KIHNKY IMKASK.
I w entirely eurr.t, " recont ly pnid Mr. N. Hiirdlck,
of thftl'hiotfe flo t', , HprnmnnUI, Mana. "of sevwre
kiduy dtMMMby uniti Knlny Wort."
ViH Lll NOT WO UK HKFOUF.
I'tb hal no pains alnce 1 waa eured by Kidny
Wort," Haul Mr. .In. C. Hurd, of the t'hir'M Hm
Co., HprinKtiHliI, Mna. I couldn't work before using
it, son rent were my kidney dinVuIti.."
KIDMiY AM) I.IVKIt TltOI UMX
rioTeraldictonfailed.' wrifMN. Hteepy, A!l-hany
City, Pnn., "Imt Kutney.Wort ruroi tuf kidnny aud
liTtr tnmbUs of two yrara' etnnding. "
KIDNKY 'O.MllAlNT AM) IIAlli:TKH.
'orsii ypara," tviya Kngineor W. H. Thorn 11 m, of
C A. A bt. I'mil R. K., I had kulnry compUlutaaud
dlabvlva. Kldttny-Wort haa entirely euret ax , "
it has hum: vom)i:hs.
"I can recommend hi lny-Wort in all the worll,1
Writes J. K. Himcjiin'n, Onetime. Ohio. '
vaster for m and many others, troubled with kuliwy
and liver diorier.'
CnnatliRtlnnv IMIra and It bewniatlnm.
Ihav found in my nractioe that eonnti(ation and
piles in all forma, an well aa rheumatic ftni tumn. )irld
readily to Kidney-Wort.,,-t,lulip C. Balluu, M. U.,
Monktou, Vt.
rif,KS HIXTEKN TEAKS.
Kidney-Wort la a medicine of priceless value. 1
had tiilua for aiit4en counecuttTe rears. It curvd me.H
Nelfton l-airchilds, ht. Albans. Vt.
;itAVKL, rKHMANKNT HKI.II F.
I haveuned K idney- Wort for gravel," recently wroto
Jaa. F. Reed, ot North Acton, Maine, 'end if iar in
permnnint ri'.n
TWENTY Y FA US' KIDNKY IMSKASK.
"I had kidney diwaw for twenty yearn," writes U. P
Brown, of Went port. N. Y. ' 1 con id u'arcly wulk and
could do no work, I devoutly thauk liod that Kidney.
Wort haa tnlittly eured w."
A H ltKAT ItM:ssiN(4 for KHKt'MATlS.M.
It is. thanks to kind l'rovitti'nt:e n fimtt temtml
M'Mini,1' truly remarks Win. KHib, of Ktmum, Colorado.
Thti gHUtlPiuan referred to Kidney. Wort, and Ha tuani.
cal curative properties, in cat. ot rhtruuiatiaiu aud
kiduey trouble.
KIIKKMATISM ON TIIK HKM'H.
A priceleMi jewel. .). ti, iluweil, a Judgn at W(h.
bury, Vt.. t-ays: " Kidney-Wort cured uiy itieuiuatiam.
Nothing else would do it .
riKKS.
From Nantucket. Maa Mr. Wm. H. Chadwlck
Writ en; kldll-Wort uorka protiflly and fiiuisily
In cases of pilca as well aa kidney troubles. It's a tuoi
OACullt'ul medicine."
LA OIKS' TKOMIKKS.
"No medicine helped my throe yearn peculiar
troubles," aa Mrs. II. luiureaui, of Ul I a Motu.
Vt., "txeejH Kidn.-j-Wuit. It curtd me. aud mauy of
my zneuda, too,"
OVKU TIIIHTY YKAUS.
"Ihad kidney and other tmuhlns iver thirty yeirs n
writeM Mra.J.T.t.alluwny, hli H.l. Or.m, "Nothing
heliwd we but Kiducy-Wort. It u tlt ejut a inrMaHtM
sure,"
A l'hyairlnn'g Wlfv'e Troublra.
Domstio remedios and prescriptions by myaelf a
practicing iihyMciau) and other doctor. inly aihaitd
my wife'a chnmio, two y,.are' atandiiig, 111lU11tn.au.fi of
the bladder. Kidney-Wort, howttver, rrr iter,' Ihm
aro tutracts fr- ni a letter of Or. C. M. ttuiuiuerhu. wf
bun Hill, WaHlniiKton Co., (ia.
SKTTKKO CONSTII'ATION,
Ihavehd kidney dieeaae for thirty yeara, writos
Mrs. harah Fliillipn, tf t-rantfort, N. Y., uearl'tica.
Kidney-Wort haa ulhtyed all mtv Ni4udtl kk.i1 our
Settled oonotipatioii."
l.ADYOlst llAIIt.FSTWO SKH VANTS.
I have not Iwn able to do my houaework for mauy
yeara, until lately " wntoa Mra. M. I. M..rM of lld
I'ark, Minn. "I've now surprised all my friend by ilia
charging my t wo servant s aud doing their work . kidutij.
Wort waa tile oauae. ( eured me, and 'at ttrtmu "
1 11 for Hint ln recanlin
TfiKsaint Arkxniaiauda.
l,OW Fit U K. l ong
r ilil. Kit haKriciiltural
ImIIiIm lsriMllll'01a IVlluatf
Kye, Oats, Corn, Cottvin, tirnRrwm, and all t 'hmcn Knnia
near Bt-hoola.churchi-tt nnd railroads, Fl K fare to all
whopim-hcm land. For ninpH of Texaa, AHUiiNaa, Kau.
aa and Missouri, with all hitormation teiu free), addr,
J. i). Mu Heath, N. Kngland Fhns. Atrt., JJi Wanhiugton
Kt., Hi sHton ; l. W.Jtmowit 7. So. Kk('n I'tias.AKt . LU
W. liallliuore St., lialto.. Md. : J. J. Kowler, r.axtrrii
IaB. AKt., Ctica, N. Y.. or II. II. Mvt I.I 1. 1. AN,
lien.KastJPass.Agt., li 13 llroiid way. New YorW.
Dr. LaHeUS' FRENCH MOUSTACHE VIGOR
Urowi a txar4 on tnoolbt-sl faca la I0 4yf
ntoaej -funded. Nevrrnuli. hfni un rern, of bUg
turn pi or silver ; i ackk(c fr 1. Iti awrc f t Leap
luniatious : Dctic other i,iuli. to ml for circular.
Ad.lrrn, T. W. hA X t. Ix i K, War.. In4. U. M. a.
1MKHINK IIAltIT,
No iay till viiroti. Ten
yettra I'fttubllblied, l.thKJ
cured. Mate cHf. Or.
Marahi Quiucy, Mich.
AVrANTKII-LAUII-.S tulakeonr Now Kanoy VV.irk
M thir home, iu city or count ry. anil earn IMl t.t
!9 I per wui-k. luiikitiK a'ls ttr ciur Summer aiul r .11
tritilH. Netul .ki-. fur k;imi(i)h anil tiarttculars. Ill I a.
!ONjll''tJ. '., auj Ave., i-w York
VntlUft Itru If mil want tabeoomeTELKGRAPIl
lUUItU IT; CM UPKIU'I UKS and be au.r.nloj
employment, aililrnHl I'. V. ICKA.ll ADA, UHlu.
IXFOHMATIOX UI-:SAII IIPXVFIt
ami tlie NKW CAKKONA'I'K 1- I KI.DH OK COIAJH-
AI)Q sent tree. Ailuiei.aA. Ju. rlnK, linuver, Co
A arenls VnillOfl for the Best and Fasteet-lwiUlna:
J 1'n-turial liouk.and Htlilea. 1'nons rwdui-ed itt pef
com. n.iiuAAL rinuBumu uu., ruuaueipuia, rt.
VnilNft MFM1""1 ''a-raphy here and we will
IwUBJ ITIL.nKivH you a ailuauou. Circulars tree.
VAl.i.M I.M. lilKK, Juueevillc. Wis.
79AWl'-l:K a day at home easily made. Coetly
J I . outtlt lieu. AudrcM i'uuic A Co., AuKuete, Mu.
f lOI.KMAN Biiaiui'Sn('.iilli. Kewsra, N, J. Terms
w. ruMiiiuiia ioi traijuais. w rite lor drcula
tRR f woe? '.n your own town. Terms and t-t nutnl
uwn, Auuiriun, iiAi.i.aiT a uo., furtlaud. Me.
t 5 tft 9 fl Ar ,l hnme. Kamples wort U $5 free.
W III ) U Address bTltiaUal Co.. furtlaud. Me.
j j'l,)Hf"rti'-"'''fl- 1
-1-Hlkll
st
B V II l' !
0mm
4r on, and dl
Nt'-.,.',. 7 r '"M walnr, bnn
Ws, STOMACH g
6Mjo .S3
Iron Lavara. meal Bartngs, Hmaa TAVtt 6f A M. Li
JObM, UK TBSAtt ft-'ttlr.M.Ml, fl
Kola on trial. Warraul yaajs. AU aUaa aa lew. H 0
Fwfraa tauuk, aiara H t y
JONES OF BINGHAMTON, V-,i-sly
FREE
dp
yuuuig. u. w . Miwtij ft vo. , j i . wu.t luotuusU O.
ACKNTS VATi:i.-A RAHE CHANCE TO MAKE MONEY KAPIDLV. wlli,, NKW BOOK
NEW YORK. BY SUNIsiailT ATXTi fx A si.Tnirrfi
nnowiu up me ricw I ur ot iu-um, villi ll.iialacea. lis crowded tlmruuirhtarr.. Ha rualiina el
lis oouullcM aiKhta. it roinanco. lla iiiy ,lcry, its dark crime, aud U-rrible tiKlis. its ciii.riti.
every ,li. ol In. ,,, th r.al tlty Liou'l we.le tun. shII.uk alow book., but H.j l ,r uuvul. ,
ul cuulelils, telUIS W ajeul etc Froiectii. now ,e,K, d territory in vreat tUmamt. Auilr" i
4U(,i49d IHiU.'?,, 44 iuiiU feovtHlU "- eel, rUIUdBlul
Fhowui Bp the New York of 'lO-KAY, with it palace,
Delicate and Fecblo Ladles.
Ttioi. Uniruld, iirnom imnnntlonii, c-vu!n ron lA
tf crr1f kbit to b on font ttmt ; tliftt eonntanll drtvia
lint I Ukitiff farm yrmr yfnnn all IU fnrmar alattleltj
drlTint Dm bloom from yoiir chfpkm that eontlnnai
it rain upon yonr ntal forroa, rrndorlna iron IrTltabl
and frvtful, ran rndllj b rwmnTtvl by the dm of that
marralmm iwrntMlr, Hop Ilttrl. IrroffuUntlM nd
obatraotlona of your yntto ara mlieTwl at onoa, whlla
th tflial canaaof periodical pain ara prrmtnmt1y
nmovad, Nm rcflv ao much bmiaflt, and aonaara'
lo profoundly ffratnfol and how auoh an Intaraat In
recommondinf Hop Ditlnra aa woman.
FrrU Yotinar An1n.
"Mj tnothr waa afllroUd a long Uma with omralri
and a dull, 1itj. Inaotlva condition of tha whola
iyHm; hiadarhf. nrrroua pmntration, and wan almost
oil)ltMi. No iltTRieiana or tnedlrlnrdld har any food.
fUrra month in iha bfran to nna Hop Illttira with
mch cotd wttmct thftt iha ifemi and ftwli you iir affaln.
tlthmigh OTir Kfnty yaara old. Wa think thrro la no
flttw mlK'tna lit to uaa In the family.' A 1ady, Id
proTldrno.
ItRAnroiiD, Ta.. MayS, 1R7R.
It ha corf d ma of anTrrnl dlMAHaa, anrh as Barrona
op, irinfM at tha stomach, monthly troublaa, ato.
I hava Dot n a tick day In ft yar, aino I took Hop
littra. All my neighbors nsa thrrn.
MR!. FaNNIB OUKKif.
f S.000 Lost. "A tour of Europe that cost ma 98,000
'dmama leas food than one bottle of Hop Hitters;1
'they also cured my wife of fifteen years nervous
''weakneis, sleepiOMnrss and depiMila.
R. M., Auburn, H. Y.M
Illtih Authority,
Hop Bitters la not. In any annae, an alcoholle beverage
rr liquor, and oould not be aold for use except to persons
desirous of obtaining a medicinal bitters,
CiHkicm U. lUtH. U. S. Cum. Intor'l Rev.
80. Iti.ooMiWavn,LF, O., May 1, 7P.
Riri-I have been suffering ten years, and I tried
four Hp Hitters, and It dona me mora good than all
Ihe doctors. Mist S. 8. Booms.
Itnby Httvcd!
We are so thankful to say that our nursing baby wag
permanently cured of a rianfferoue and protracted con
ittpatton and Irregularity of t bowela by the use of
Hop Bittora by Iu mother, which at the aame time
restored her to perfect health and strength. Ta
PaKknts. Rocbetr. M. Y.
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S
VESETAELE C0MP0U1TD.
A 8ar Car for ll FEMALE WEAK.
NKHMEK, larlndlnsj lMrorrbtrn. Ir .
reanlnr arnU Painful Ilenatra.ilan,
iBflamm.tloa atad riccrmllea of
Ihe Waanb. Flaoillni, 111 0
LAPHt'M ITKHI, e.
tfrrirsuauit to the taste, efllr-arlou and Immediate
lolurfrret. )t b a (mat hrlp In precnaner, and re
UvTe peia dnrlna labor and at rrsjnlar period.
rBTMiiiMi l nr. it ami rr.rst ib it ntirtr.
irFm atx WiiKKra.n of Ihe feneratlr. organs
ot .Ithrr at i. It la srrond to no rvmnly that ha orer
beea before th publln and for all dlaraar of tha
KiDarr U la the Urwfest Itiwd, (a fa B'orlif. (
tf"KIINrY ro.MPI.AINTHr Either Bex
Find ;rrnl Krllrfla Ita I'm.
tTIM T.. PIKIIVsVa BtOr PrKiriTR
will t-mili ate ru-il Iwlin of lluinor. fruro th
IMimmI. at th. same time w III irtve toe, and rtrenirtk t,
tbeayatrsu. A uuu-TeUoia. iu rtieuhs a Uut Cumuoujb.
IF"Both thConirund and Illood Parlflrr are pre
pared at Oi and kvu Wrstrrn Ai eue, Lynn, Maaa.
Irli-e of either, II. n buttles fot Th Coon pound
la sent by mall In the form of pills, or of loverujre. oa
rerelpa. of prior, l per but fur either. Mrs, PLnkham
freely answers all letfc-r of Inquiry. Unclose I oosj
Maitip. aead for paaiphl'-t. JH.attoa thtsliptr.
(F-I.rmi M. rtrc'a I rmni rnj re re Onetlne
ttuu. BilluUBiMaa aiul Torpiillty tit tbe L4T. 16 ceute.
aaT-Mnlil hy all lraalta.-a (
A MEW DISCOVERY.
f iri'ur Si'Teral year wa har furtiUhad tha
Dairjrm. a of Auu-rva with an vu-ellent arti
il lai elr for bitieri so meritorttia that it met
Uft (fr-a sild-etM rfrtwlirrr relvlnr tha 4
tiiirhe aitd ul girt a UMA JAirbauosai
Kairr Kaira,
IXHut lf rmtlmt andarVntlfle rhrrotrai ra
snn li harw lniin-rd in arveral potnta, and
now uifrr thianew r..h r as ! tww i ia trurid.
It Will Not Color th Buttermilk. It
Will Not Turn ffnnold. It It ths
Stronffet. Brightest aind
Chonpeat Color 9Ani9t
tlAnd, whiu tm-arett la oil, ia aorw.poaB4
d thai il I tiuiwfttioia for It I bvcoitic r aim-to.
i irBEWARC ' " in''v..n tint of all
other oil col 'O. for Hot at lu.it lo brviKc
rancid aud mx the Imiiut.
1 IT If jou cMi(i.-t ir-t Iha improTedH writ M
to know Wa.araauUl.ww to It without mra
jUxuaiuae. .a
Wri lA, Kit IttvnitaoV A (A., sUHf-a, Ti.
a i ta i i-n in i as i aa i ai i m i an aa
PErisiofjs mm
tncrrrfil Utr nm ilmir tVl ic. nt a DiKr me ma. mm tit
nr parllai ! of iikit.l or Itrarlmc in ea. aLav sioHn
tl. at, or any oitir UtatUt(y antiil- jom Wt.lvw. caii
ran, or ilrpndrit ararita f Mi. t t'pmnm ufxrM
W har disX-fiarita la loat. hmw 1 lac-liar ? arMatttftrS.
atl ila'hi .s-a aiul iDtluti pr.aruraxi for Oaaartars. r
iins INCf AaED. K.irna ntinu jrr.ajfiiii.
LiroMcrutril. tit a arifl l-uui e 4oil.-i.l. Ipffltl
In land rifi, I riml atuaitoa sia aU iiaS J7 gr.
mnt ciaimt advua fra. i4 wiia siatuj. . C. Wttvt
Boa 14, aa-hloulou, 1. C.
M cum hui ail il
f7 limit tiiiKii brtip. 1
Hold hy
hi
GENTS WANTED a'VSStfVSXS
llllirlilnr erer int.-nK d. ill knit a ..ir of aiu, k.n..
'lli II 1. 1. 1.anj 'l td. i nuiilt lr iu'Juuiiniite. Il -ill
also koil aati-at varu-tyut t.io', work, lor winch liter
ia always a ready tnai ki-t. rwn I tor circular and Urine
ii Ihe TWO Hill. V KM I'll Mi .A lll.Mi
lUe 1113 l'lilui.t Hiuk.tr. llii.im.Vj alAn.S.
AGENTS WANTED VXfJW. V,Vtr,
aaaily made, bvxit Kih t'lhri I. Alia. Aridrto otti. f
FREE
ii ., ut nc.Hi.in ncLrtn
Hcml forth Il
if toll waut
urn TU liri arsu
Pcricot liu.illi. ll.U.lni lut.Uurjalu.N.T
its crowded thoruunhtan-.. It. rusliin. ele.attd ltr.i..
id- lu lact,
( lull UUlu
rQsrlePATHIZE WITrMS THE HOPE 017
WOMAN. -gJQtHF: RACttt)
1
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