J. E. 1VENK, EDITOR. WEDXESDAT MORJilJSG, JAN.)!, 1SSS. "A amrcus with n predilection for furos'has calculated that the inau guration cost $23.50. The Philadel phia Prctt passes the bO cent item, but wants to know where the $28 went" If clap-trap resolutions come rather frequent now-a-days in our legislative halls the people should not he surpris ed. Thin administration is the fruit ff a clap-trap campaign. Civil ser vice reform, a thing in which every . body believes and nobody practices, was the chie? clap trap; honesty in public officials, eeoneuiy io State and National expenditures followed close on its heels. We have had the hon esty, and as for the economy that will alwys depend very much upon the j amount to be distributed among the constituents of the Legislature. With Very few exceptions the men who vo ted for the river .and harbor bill in the last Congress were returned if their oolTstiluettts - were among those who profited by its passage. Harrieburg Telegraph. '. . 1 p , - The fellow that "manages'' the Com monwealth got off a "joke" on us last week. He heads his article with sjme ly nonsensical, foolish, meaningless "fun" takes "the rag off the bush." Oh, it wa so funny, cute, cutting, for a great big; awkward lubber to pefpe 'trate that we feel almost like repro ducing. It was a "pun" or something of thesort.on the name of the editof of this paper, and was' rich in the ex trome. Truly, if we had a "cub" in our office ten years old who would perpetrate such a "joke," we'd imrae- uiaiciy uoro a uoie lino his empty skull and pour it full of oleomarge rine, to supply the place where the brains ought to be.' Now, suppose we should resort to such littleness and ' spell his j-AS-per : wouldn't that b ----- H(oodenaddy) Dingman ; wouldVjf; that cap the climax 7 That would bfc" argument 'till you couldn't rest." He; further proceeds to insult every honesfT German who reads his sheet by insin uating that they are a Nation o? Beer' guzzlers. When Jasper gets crowdel "to the wall and cannot defend hiuiseff be immediately flops on to that subq ject. If it does him the least good or relieves him in any way, for goodness' sake let him keep it up ; it is certainly a matter of supreme indifference to us! As fur as our knowledge goes those who drink the "beverage" generally have the cash, and are not obliged to pay for it with bankrupt notices. But we are sorry to think that he would undertake to brow-beat the Germans of tis section over our shouldersiny oi shorn are infinitely more respect able than be, though they may take a glass of beer occasionally. If you have any more such insults to offer, please direct tbem at us ; we shall try to survive them all. Besides, such remarks come with bad grace from one who has sold barrels and barrels of whisky at wholesale. But lie don't tell whisky now, and of course is a nice man in his mind. He has "reformed," and can now carry a high head and act the hypocrite. You Bee, there's everything in be'mg a good "reformer," and after you are "re formed" you must always bellow loud est about that from which you have been "reformed." , Mpw, as to your proposition : It is roceeding we never heard of be . , and we very much doubt whether i could induce aoy others to mix h the matter. We gave you an opportunity to end this discussion weeks ago ; we dropped it, and sup posed you would be gentleman enough to do the same. You hated to lay un der the drubbing, however, and there fjre broke out a second time. Your proposition is accepted with the un derstanding that you straighten up the first lie you told, that is, by prov ing that the next Congress will con tain teu or twelve Greenback Con gressmen. This is where the discus- cussion sprung from and of course we must commeuce at the root of it, . In closing your article you seem to be in great distress to think that the Re publican has fallen into such dishou el bands, ic. Well, It is a comfort Ut kuow that it was once a reputable paper, a thing which, if it had not al ways been in your hands, we might be able to say of the Commonwealth cute, though T and then, suppose wefaided in electing the present reform should go on with the rest of it, viz :f administration. They not only knew Poor old Sammy Tilden has had another hope blasted. A few days since it was announced upon what at the time seemed good authority that John Kelly had at last decided to give up the ways of the politician. But later advices pronounce this a mistake. John is still in the field, Sam is getting older, and the Presidential chair far in the distance. The appointment of John C. Shoe maker, of Allegheny county, to be Deputy Secretary of the Common wealth, will be a disappointment. He was among the Independent Republi can contingent last full by whoso ef forts Mr. Pattison was made Govern or, and while thij is a sufficient reason for the Governor's action, following in the footsteps of Jackson, it is very slight satisfaction to the Bourbon ex pectant who has been waiting twenty five vears on the opportunity. Op the twenty-six new or re elected Senators to be elected, and whose terms will begin on the 4th of March next, the following have been chosen : Mor gan, of Alabama ; Beck, Kentucky; Lamar, Mississippi; Anthony, Rhode Island ; Butler South Carolina; Gar land, Arkansas; Matt W. Ransom, North '.Carolina ; Isbam G. Harris, Tennesee; William P. Frye, Maine, and George F. Hoar, Massachusetts. Randall L. Gibson has been chosen to succeed Kellogg, of Louisiana: Jas. F. Wilson to succeed McDill, of Iowa; James N. Dolph to succeed Grover, of Oregon ; Riddlebcrger to succeed John son, of Virginia, and ex Governor Colquitt to succeed Bartow, now ser ving the fragment of Hill's term, from Georgia. These results give five new members and eleven old ones to the next Senate. The Easton Free Press says that the "Independent Republicans are alarmed at indications which do not sustain Pattison's promise of reform administration." But why should In dependent Republicans of the Free Prets class be alarmed ? They knew what they were getting when they but persistently declared that to over tuu the power of the bosses it would be better to take Democracy, with all its 'failures, than continue the Repub licans' in power. Now that they, the bosses, ate overthrown, they should be .eatisfied. v ff they have secured instead a pe.Monal .peruocratic administration of :be"tn'ost,oiren8ive type, they have themselves aloue to blame, and should not cry to soon. Governor Pattison is ' a Jackson Democrat so he has proclaimed himself and if he follows m the .footsteps ot UId Hickory they Itnow, what his administration must be. Harrisburg Telegraph. -rGeo. P. James, Newville, Pa., say:aB,rown'8 Iron Bitters completely regulated my bowels when troubled with coitiveness." Walnut Leaf Hair Restorer. It is entirely different from all oth'eri.-.',:it is as clear as water, and, as its name indicates, is a perfect Veg etable Hair Restorer. It will imme diately free the bead from all dan druff, restore gray hair to its natural color, and produce a new growth where it hat fallen off. It does not in any manner affect the health, which. Suiplier, Suprar of Lead, and Nitrate1 of Silver preparations have done. It will change light or faded hair in a few days to a beautiful glossy brown. Ask your druggist for it. Each bottle is warranted. SMITH, KLINE & CO., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, and HALL & RUCKEL New York. julvl-,-82. Doctors Disagree. As a reporter for the Pittsburgh Com mercial Gazolte sat yesterday afternoon In a chamber at No. 321 Federal Street Al legheny, listening to a terrible tale of euff erings as it fell from the lips of a gentle little lady, Mrs. Milologran, the daughter of Capt. Hugh McKelvey, of this city, it seemed almost too much to believe, if the evidence had not been close at hand to substantiate evry word. It was but the evidence of the culpable ignorance of a large class of practitioners of medicine wb j claimed for six years that hr terrible disease was cancer. She was covered with ulcers, given up to die. l'cruna cured her perfectly. Continued on page 24, in "Ills of Life," by Dr. llartmun. Ask your Druggist for one. A Minister's Gratitude. Dr. Hartman Dear Sis: I am thank ful to (Jod that I can ackonwledge your treatment Peruua of my daughter's eye has been successful and satisfactory. I would be glad to have the public have confidence in you. N. B. Please make foes in reach of the poor people. Remem ber the teoder mercies ot the wicked are cruel, Itev, K. II. Baldwin, Wattsburg, Pa. Reader ask your druggist for one of Dr. Ilartman's invaluable books ou ths "Ills of Life." and how to cure them. You get one gratis. I Will Pay Cash for Cross-Ties, Chestnut or Oak, any where on the line of the Buffalo, Pitts burgh fe Western Railway. Oct. 25, '82. tf T. B. Cobb. BO! MTIII1I!! I take pleasure In telling the Sorting Ftatornity that 1 have re-purchased THE UN IUSIN1.SS FROM HORACE JONES, TO WHOM SOLD IT IN 1871. I AM SICKLY LOCATED at WY at mv old X stand, and I nm prepared to attend to all my friends, and the public generally, who need ANYTHING IN THE GUN LINE) I shall keep a perfect Mock of 'a', if AMMURHTrb.. . And all kinds of FISHIFJC TACKLE. I slmil also continue to handle tfi . White" KiMving lint lit no Ana ine . CHICAGO SINGER SEWING MACH INE- Come and neo me. You will find ne. A LW AYS AT HOM E. Muzxlo Ioaders mado to order nnd war ranted. (IPslPREPAIRING IN ALL ITS FAITHFULLY DONE. Tidioute, Pa Aug. 12. STRENGTH to vigorously push a business, tirerif.tli to study a profession, strength Id regulate a household, itrengih lo do a day's labor with out physical pain. Al! t: its repre sents what is w?.ntl, in tiie often heard expression, " Ch I I wish I had the strength!" If you aro broker, down, have not energy, or feel ds if life was hardly worth liv ing, you c?.n be relieved and re stored to robust health and strength ly taking CRCWK'S IRCN CIT TtRS, which is a true V.xz a medicine universally rcconimendctl for all wasiir.'tf uisonses. 5"t N. Trfmont Ft., Bnltinors liM in hc yl-m- 1 war in j uri'd in I he sioinacli by n icce of a shell, nnd have suffered from it ever since. About fnu r years ar;o it brought on panily tis, whii h kept mc in Led six i. intt k, :uui lt:t ilv.ctfirs in the city s.urt I could nut live. I sufi'ered fearfully from indigestion, and for or ertwo e.trs could not cat solid food rnd for a lare. ponicn of the li'Tic was uual ilc hi retain even liquid nouriii.nnnt. I tried 1 irown's Iron Ilitt'.rs and now after taking two bottles I nm tb!c to j-ct ut and go around (Uid am rr.j iiiiy iii'i'iovin. (J. LlCKER. EfiOWN'S IRON BITTERS is a complete and sure remedy for Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Malaria, Weakness and all diseases requir ing a true, reliable, non-alcoholic tonic. It enriches the blood, gives new life to the muscles and tona to the nerves. Not rail . to send for I our FALL Price-Lint for 1882. Free to uny address upon application, Contuinsilo Fcriptiona of everything required for lVrsonal or Family use, with ovur 12,200 iliutnilions. Ve cll ull goodu ut wholesale prices, la quantiiics to suit the purchaser. Tho only i:is;Ii;ition in America who make tlii their 8ecial business. 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Palo:itt obtained throiifrh tis are noticed in tho bCIK.MIl lt: AMKItltAN, which has tho largest circulation, and is the most influ ential newspaper of iu kind published In the world. The advantages of such a notice every patentee understands. Thislarge and splendidly illustrated news paperispublishedAVKKKl.Y at3.20ayear. aud is admitted to be the best paper devoted to science, mechanics, inventions, engineering works, and other departments of industrial progress, published in any country. Kingls copies by mail, 10 cents. Sold by all news dealers. Address, Munn & Co., publishers of Scien tific American. 261 Broadway, New York. Handbook about patents mailed free. FISHER, DENTIST, WARREN, PA. Having resumed his practice in Forest county lie will make bis accustomed visits lo Tionosta on all regular court weeks, Hj will be found at tho Central House. Perfect satisfaction guaranteed. mar8-82. Dr. Kline's Oreat Nerve Restorer is lid marvel of the age for all Nerve Dia easoa. All fits stopped free. Send to tai wrch St., Philada. sep21-81tf ted " ... . pay 'ytftXV. Wo "nail pat- CmoSsttfejoyK re. counTry; - v'y '4 r;nriii' Vnnrn in lit- Mmnrn ,s,v, V- A.. EL DALE, (Sueeewsor to A. II. pARTninoB,) TIOUESTA, 1?J. Keeps eoimtantly on hand un ELEGANT STOCK CF FURNITURE. which ho uelM at great reduction trom former prices. A full lino of COFFIXM AX1 CASUISTS always in stock. In nil Its Branches promptly nttentod to. t.'liainher Suits, Buroatis. Chair of nil kinds, Mattrassns. Nnrinir Bods. Ioungeo, Looking Glosses, Picture Frames, aid various articles too numerous to be mentioned. Give him a call and ba convinced. Prices reasonable. aujrtJ-fc'itf. STOPPED FREE Afurreum tiicout. Intone Horsnni Res'nre'l, 'WJPht.68 a4?7 Nerve Restorer iNralLlULt if Utrn u dlrrrr4. jVo Alt ttrr tirildaii'tnie. Un-ait ana Si trial bittlofre-to l it Jlifut,lhy paylnccxpreaaafa. Srnrt nam. CUr. fur fits. .SnVrw Wm A tfstinn U.Arch3t.l'Ulluticliihla,l'i r. ami rxmett an.iri- to Dit. H 1,1 NIC. ji HOUSEHOLD WORDS. "For Sick Btomarn, bad tMta, lnklnn ni(tpetlon ana Liver t emplalnt, t.tke I'r- uy a ; it never i;u is. 1 ' pMitira FTiHii . " Vot Cramp ol the riiumiuli ut " Piniurji In large ihis la Infallllile." "Thoae la lltrary.- urofeaaloual or r merolal pursuits, uoed 1-kHUN a." K&SM orblck llrwlarhe, pain In the m.AA ujritneiu ana lowaplrtig, Uke I'aBtiNA." Head aiid study our tmuk on the Ilia of l.!V ;" fu!gwn trarhiun ana be happy. I.UUleA. if V.1I1 Wlh Btl-Anirtl. ..... mmiij, dwcvi, urMin, ciifrry Ule:r1." blllty.Uiauat.nl 6f the f.lvrr nn'rl K Irlneva. r or 4 'iron.. ,it:in li .. "eS . K(!'tlur our (..infill, l ou aie your.uru uswirp. tMiio, proprietors. Cr. TarVTfTfll J ORiCXZO FULTON, Manufacturer of and Dealer in HARNESS, COLLARS, BRIDLES, And all kinds of HORSE FURNISHING GOODS. inay4 81 ION EST A. PA. PIIOTOQRAPII GALLERY, TIONESTA, PA. . M. CARPENTER, . - Proprietor. Pictures taken in all the latest styles of the art. 26-f Estray. Came to the premises of the subscriber in Harmony Township, Forest Co, Va. On or about the first of N .v. 1882 One small two-year old heifer, principally red with some white marks. The owner is notilied to come for wurd prove property pay charges and take fame awa , other wise it will be disposed of according to law. It. O. Carson. Neiltown, Pa., Deo. 27th J832- n B 111 I.V..4. u. -Vt7fiiil.. iiV ! Ot:ia.'.!i-iii.U rirLoB- (v .00- IHV'v )t a (: 1.1 aiw.-KniriiaJiV'-a ro,lii !.:...... WBru..v-f.fiz a'.M.A.r' )S 'l nif A'ir.' tMfclA-.Hr.i FiriTiiiSAoVVNtVUi-wtf J!ra 7:W -iipttj.... Ivi'TUirVri:yo jitlhi. A' arrtiii.tr; to niit., . . . f . AUDtrtoN'Afi.. TltXlT LVM Oil rt: Id. (iit),) Ob'npdliM. :fi fun, " Eagle TilOhm. I'rrtWeiit 7:lrtutn;' f l?iiotrt f Hickory tr-.Wnm.TrunkeyVIIlo , out f;:00liin,- Thompson IiirMfc. l,Vvh ).pm, Atni ren l;-7 pin. . A.rrivfm, ...... iimii, ntini jii,.ii ii, U-l'IIItn Hrt-FAMi Divistow Ti'ris'Uf'ni7i ity 7;00. 10:U) a. irt., SJi.flMfifi-lb fir I nrrJvo Oil City 8;li0, MS a, 2:3". 3: ::'0p. in. .'.' W-r' Sunkay Tbaixb LcmTe Oil CitvC :00a TituNville7:'Mia-m," Corry Sifilmif, Jm)cto 10.40nni, arrive Buffalo 12:iy V iWnv Rnllalo a:l!Opm. Mrocton ohr :35pm, Tltuaville 7:45pn, arrivt ' Hi 8:.10ptn. . 1 nm llltllnmi W'nvwnn j I.. I T " r. 4 T r last stailona, stop only on Trains are run on Phlldolihiniii, i iiiiiimii niecping 1 ar!TO0!Trm h . 1 .. I I t, .. " ana I'liisnurgii on trains fcflrtw!" burgh fl:20am., and leanilafT P'iii, 9:4.'pm. Purlr Cars between Off fjlty ami $L lo on trains leaving till CJif S4fiuh h I cilo H;20am, and rx'tween,ryitv??iuT K nun on truins leaving OiJ iVty aziOpin, Kii z nit G:i!0 pin. , '. . . . I -Tickets sold nnvWgirago ehoolt to nil principal poinj'fcr jr Get time tables giving full -lnformatlr from Company's Ajrerrts. ' , O. WATHON, Oen'l Snpt. WM. R. BALDWIN, Oon'l Prt-ia. Agont. ' Nos. 41 A. 43 Exchange St.. Buffalo, N. J. L. CRAK) Aont.TIonetu Pa. V) Buckoyo Torco Pur CA LL A N D (i ;.T PRICES, 3U ID . HiUlBEI. TIONESTA, PENN'A. lit'ctnre to Touii On tho Lobs of M1 A Lecture tut the Nature, Treatment Ridical cure of Seminal Weakness, Spernintoi'i'lioea, induced by HeltjrAbi Involuntary Emissions, Impotency, t vous Debility, untl Impedimenta in Hugo generally; Consumption, Kpill and fiU . Mental nnd Phtsieal Inrnpac .ve. By Robert J. CULVEKWEI L.J D,. author of tho '-(Jrocn Cook," do. f The world-renowned author, !n tbisi mirablo Lccturo' clearly proves by, own experience that the awful conpeqv ees ol Self-A buse may be elloctually t-v without tlangeious surgh al pperatil bougies, Instruments ring- or cordii pointing out a mode ot cure at. once tain and erlectoid, by which every suff no matter what his condition may be, t cur himself cheat Jy, privately and i ienllv. j "K-.?.Tbis lecture will prove a boot; tliciusiiiuls and thousands. Sent under seal, in a lain envelope, any address, on receipt of six cents, two postage stamps. A'.dress THE CULVEEWELL MEDICAL 00 41 Ann bt., N. V., N. V., F. O. Box 5a. Philadelphia Singer Machin Equal to any Singer in the market. . The above cut represents the most po ular style for the people, which we of you for the verry low price of 20. R member, we do not ask you to pay ' nL you have seen the machine. Alter havi examined it, if it is not all we represe return it at our expense. Consult y interests and order at once. Send, for culars and testimonials. Address CH. A. wool, Co., No 17 N. Tenth bir Phlladelfbta, Pa, dc20 . - v'. iA. M .l;0.yIiiljJr.a,.. ar' 4 (. . ': c-v4 ' rr. m. aiiii o.i'riin, irtimt)rn -niifpkor.'- Mtn-ba t Trai nm 1 ev Vi'i vtjnif fit 4:2(pmr Klnzua 10:i.Min,Vuiiim;'- r Braiiford I'J.Oonoon, (ifltipiii Tav fU ford RiMam, 8:00pm, nrriVft jfr-iiizuiC'l ,. is:,.' km., .-gv.cv - -1 , i I. sg'B 8 p s ' i Ft! O J I