The Forest Republican. (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, August 23, 1882, Image 4

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    Ia Sanctuary.
Wliil pale with raga the wild enrf spring
Athwart the harbor bar,
Th eafe ships fold tboir snowy wins
Beneath the aroning atar.
In thla ealm haven rooked to aleep
All night they awing and away,
Till mautlea o'er the morning deep
Tha goldon blush of day.
Here, safe from all tha etorma of fate,
From worldly rage and acorn,
Thus let me fold my hands and wait
The coming of the morn ;
While all night long o'er moon-lit turf
The wind brings in from far
The moaning of the baffled surf
Athwart the harbor bar.
William Winier, in ITarptr't,
HUMOR OF THE DAT,
A donghmestio difficulty heavy
bread.
" Oonfoond it, youVe shot the dop. 1
thouRht tou told me you could hold a
gun." Fat "Sure, and I can, your
honor. It's the she, sir, I couldn't
hou'.d."
i Street girl "Is it wicked to sing that
Bong on Sundays?" Brother Jack
"Yw, it is wicked to sing it any day."
."Wty?" Because it nukoB people
wear."
; An Ohio man unpinned a tidy from a
chair and wiped his nose upon it It
takes an Ohio maa to solve mysteries.
Now we know what a tidy is for. JSTev
'Hattn Register,
He: " My darling, I really believe my
rheumatism has wholly disappeared."
Bhe: "Oh, I'm so sorry I Now we
shall never know when the weather ia
going to change."
"We are glad to learn by a late piece
of sheet musio tint " The Moonlight
Soft if Falling." In these times of high
prioes it is gtatifjing to leara that even
moonlight is falling,
Professor Proctor Bays that tho sun
never lacks a supply of fuel, which re
minds us that the sun is very muoh like
the family in the neighborhood of our
woodpile. Statesman.
' A Pittsburg private watchman fell
trorn a seoond-story window while asleep,
and did not awake until somebody
itepped on him. Such zeal will cer
Uinlj be rewarded. Fr Press.
A young man who appears to have
investigated the subject asserts with
every appearance of candor that hum
mocks are always found under ham
mocks. This is reliable if true.
"We don't see why people should
think that women can't succeed in fish
ing, They're quite equal to flirting
with three fellows and telling each one
stories to make him think that he alone
is loved. Boston'Post.
44 Pause," said the highly cultivated
Boston girl to her lover, who was about
to kill a mosquito. "Pause: In the
balanoed and admirably adapted econ
omy of nature man cannot interfere
without disarranging the whole order
of things." And he paused. Boston
Advertiser.
"But why did you leave her so
hastily ?" asked a sympathizing friend
who was trying to console a lover for
his separation from the object of his
Idolatry. "Oh, it was a sudden im
pulse." "What sort of an impulse?"'
"I don't know exactly," returned the
sufferer, thoughtfully, "but it must
have been at least a No. 12." Brooklyn
Eagle.
SCIENTIFIC KOTES.
The only animal now in existence
having a hand similar to that of the fos
lil flying-reptile, the. pterodactyl, is the
bat
Skins of the prairie dog, an animal so
abundant in Texas as to bo a nusianca,
ire recommended as a material for the
manufacture of gloves.
Lunar rainbows are occasionally
leen, but as the light forming them is
borrowed from the sun, they present
Die same features as do. solar ones.
. The white, shaggy horse of the ele-
nu-eu piauiB Hi xraimr, ia VJeu.r&i Asia,
a by some regarded as the original
Itock of the many existing speoies.
! Milnes' tremor indicators, for the
purpose of estimating tho amount of
notion in a mass, are so sensitive that
hey record a movement of 1-10,000 of
in inch.
' According to the report of the Paris
lectrical exhibition judges, the great
est efficiency of incandescent electrio
amps cannot be assumed to be more
han 300 eindtle -lights for each horse
power of current.
. Straps made from various materials
lave been Jested by Ilerr Weinlig, whb
lads that the straps of Russian hemp
ire about ten per cent, stronger than
those of Italian hemp, and twice as
itroDg as those of cotton.
A rail for common roads has been in
trod iced in France. It is imbedded in
toncrete and is flush at the edges with
Ike roadway. From the sides it slopes
lown to the center, so as to enable the
wheels of vehicles to retain their plaoe
upon it. The estimated cost ia about
two dollars a yard.
Planters in Jamaica, enoouraged by
'thesucoess of the experiments oonducted
at the Botanical gardens, Kingston.
have in a measure ceased to devote their
whole energies to the production of
ratrar. They have now begun to intro-
Unnik rhinrhrna with treat WOflt. and
they have lately done muoh to make
Manilla, cocoa and other indigenous
plants of commercial value. Besides
oranges, bananas, pine-apples, limes,
mangoes and other fruits, grapes are
now grown lor export.
A scientist who has investigated the
chanoes of the game of "pitch and
toss" with a penny or piece of silver,
iL.i 1 IA ftAA Aft-.n tViA.A aill VA
says mm, jii iv.wu un tueic " "
6 000 M heads " and as many " tails."
Sometimes the " heads" will come out
fifteen or twenty ahead, but on the next
10 000 " tails " will catch up, or vice
' rr it,;. it ia url.lo linsnrnr.
vers, x u mm ,
tnaf ii a j-iiuy m moagu i
it will pfubably come up "head' fifty
times, and "tail" fitly times; but if a
player' undertakes to call eaoh toss, b
will not bo right fifty times.
WITH BILL TKAYF.ES.
Aaaaatfc Anecdote of a. rratnlarnt Nsw
York Brake Wbe Pi altera.
Sir. WU?im I. Travers is Wler,
banker, linaneier and oapiUlfi He is
roally interested in thi development of
tbo horse, and hia energetio efforts
the BtJlitiment cf the sport of hot
racing in the INortb. permftrie'Vy
la.rgely due. These lhffi would havo
given him a prowtesnce in the me
tropolis unquestionably, but the reputa
tion and fume he enjoys are due mora
ta his wit and humor than tf Tvtliing
else. This is all the vtrz remarkable
since he neitrt writes nor makes
speeches in public Ilia witticisms are
nsm-Uy made in private circles and for
Cnrronoy must deperd entirely nponth
circulation given them by tM listener
or the victim. His witwt kindly and his
humor mellow. DoMetimos it stings, yet
it is bp ttialicious, though it often borders
truth too closely to always be corn
fortablo for the object of the barbed
words. Mr. T ravers in h hative Of Bal
timore, and was a man growu M taar
ricd before ho left Maryland for the
metropolis. Mr. Travers is now touch
ing closrly upon sixty, though he bears
bis years well, lie is tall, slim and
wiry. Perhaps npon eeeinar ltt for the
first time the beholde!: feould be sur
prised, for Vvy ttime absurd process of
reasoning which is never justified we
essociate wit with shortness of statur
and humor with rotundity ot prison.
However one needs bnt glshoe at Mr.
Travers' face ft perceive the humor
lurking in the lines of the mouth which,
ever In repose, seems always on the '
point of breaking into a lanh-, .iiongb
it rarely reaohes i. iiis eyes are
soft and Wcily, withal sparkling
with that mischief which is irrepressible.
Apart from his wit, Mr. Travers is a
most interesting man, and his talk is
graphic, incisive and epigrammatic,
and over it aU fancifully plays his
humor, giTillg zest and point to all he
says. Because he has great reputation
for wit, humor and geniality it will not
do to assume that his mental qualities
are summed up with that statement. He
is a strong, wise and able man, well-informed
and a thorough man of business
and affairs He has an obstruction of
Speech which has undoubtedly kept him
off the platform, for other qualities
which he possesses would naturally lead
him there but for this stammer. Yet,
so far from its being an affliction, in the
nenee of its being a bore and annoyanoe
to others, it seems to sharpen the point
of his wit and to give zsst to his say
ings. In faot, much of the spice would
be losi if the stammer were gone.
- Anything and anybody falls subjeot
to his wit and he does not spare himself
or his stammer. Shortly after he had
removed from Baltimore to New York
city he met upon Broadway an old
friend from the former city of hi? resi
dence. They were glad to meet each
other, and fell into an easy chat.
Daring the oourae of the conversation
bis friend said:
"Why, Bill, you stammer more since
you have lived in New York more than
you did in Baltimore."
" B-b-bigger plaoe," replied Travers.
This delightfully illogical reason suf
ficed as an explanation.
Upon settling in New lork ho became
member of the stock exchaned.
During the call of the list he essayed
to bid upon one of the stocks and at
the same time another broker bid the
same price. A dispute followed as to
whom it should be awarded. His oppo
nent set up the claim that he had
named the price first. To this Mr.
Travers replied:
" It m-may be-be. Mr. F-premdent.
that M-mr. Jones g-got through b-bo-fore
I d-did, b-but I'll b-be hangid if I
d didn't b-begin b before he d-did."
Amid the roar of the exchange the
stock was awarded to him.
But Travers does not always coma off
first in his encounters. One day, after
tne close ot the board, he was going
uptown with several brokers. When
opposite old St. Paul's he saw a man
oneting for sale a number of parrots.
"H-hold, b boys," he said to his
companions, "we'll have some f-fun
Then addressing the man and pointing
to one of the parrots, he asked : " O-can
that p parrot t talk T
" Talk ?" replied the man, in tones of
great contempt. "If he can't talk
better than you can I'll wring hia blame
neck."
" C ome on, boys. The fun is p post-p-poned
until until another d-day," said
Travers. And later, as his companions
were still roaring, he said: " There's li
no n-necessity of saying anything ab
about this to the b-boys, and I'll pay for
thb b-bottle." X
Some time ago a young man made a
considerable buui of money in Wall
street under Mr. Travers advice. When
the money was turned over, the broker
told Lim that he would be very foolish
if he ventured his gains again and ad
vised him not to imagine that he had
solved the problem of success in Wall
street but to safely invest his money,
reserving a part to purchase a home far
his family. The ndvice was followed
and Travers assisted in the selection of
the house. Some time after the young
man was settled he met Travers and was
asked how the house suited.
"The house Is all right, Mr. Tra
vers," was the reply. " But I am very
much troubled with rats."
" G-get a c cat," stuttered Travers.
" I've had a dozen, but the rats
actually drive them out of the houre."
" G-get a d-dog," urged Travers. " I
anow where you o-can g-get a g-good
d dog. Harry Jennings is m-my friend
and he won't oheat yon. I'll g-go with
you."
80 thev set out toe-ether, and reach'
ing the dog fancier's plaoe, examined
tbe dogs for sale and one was selected.
Harry then put a dczen rats or more in
the pit and the dog waa thrown in to
show how quickly he could kill them.
The dog did dispatch them, one after
the other, until only one waa left. He
Was an old graybeard nearly as large
as the dog. As the terrier made for it, it
sat upon its haunches and caught the dog
by the lower lip instead of being caught
by the dog. The terrier yelped and
mm ahont the rit ehakinz and tremblinor.
but Mr. Bat held on firmly, terrifying
the dog out of all his canine senses.
Travers was running around the pit
(a groat excitement, and finally shouted
out:
" B.b-buy tha-b-B-ony the r-ral '
'tarry" erome is celebrated aa a
fet'ory-teller in New York circles. His
presence is always welcome, for Ije h.
always a good story to tc'l, n fresu one,
and he rarrjy lVats himself. For
thts.tts'6u he is always considered a
good addition to every circle. One
dsy he had boon entertaining a few
friends at the Manhattan rlr, h'eu tho
clique was Jobae l!V i'ravers. Aftor a
Whm "turry'' exclaimed :
"Oh, Bill, by Gjorge I've got a new
story. Something entirely fresh I I'll
tell it to you if you'll listen." , ,
"All right," aaid Trnvi, With an air
and tone, ot rt)?.t oraverv and courage
"Xn fcy if the r-rest will."
The story was never told, but Jerome
paid for the wine amid the laughter of
his friends.
There is a gentleman, who in a gen
tleman ia tho sohTie tltiVt 110 Is a man of
mild and pen tie hiinbers, always courte
ous And polite, but he has the weak
hsl of philosophizing on the common
places of life.
Standing at tbe club wiridow with
Travers a short l!mo ago, ho pointed to
a mn ttpon the opposite side ot the
blreet and said:
" The coincidences of lifo are singu
lar and frequent. OftwU inlnences
draw men togptMr Vad into juxtapo
sition rh'iii they are not acquainted at
nil, have no knowledge of each other or
no connection. What is there between
that man and myself? I dn't know
him, his bus'necs or bis ends ? Yet it
I h""5 tiiet him once this week I have
met him a dozen times. If I have met
him onc9 to-day I have met him four
times in different parts et the city, and
now I gaze out of the window and see
him sgftin.''
'P p-perhaps he's a d-d-deteotive,"
practically observed Travers.
The disgusted philosopher sought re
freshment from the steward.
A Deed of Honor.
Our little brave army on the plains is
both an explorer of the wilderness und
a guardian of the frontier. In order to
do its double work it requiros the
aid cf men who know both tue
Country and the Indians. Some
of these guides, such as "Old Bridger,"
Kit Oarson, Wild Bill and BafTalo Bill,
have become famous.
One of the best and bravest ot these
plains celebrities is Amos Chapmen,
who has been a government scout for
the last fifteen years. Hn is a sober,
quiet sort ot a man, and so heroic
that if he had lived in the age of chiv
alry every true knight wonld have
greeted him as a comrade. The lofty
manhood of the man is shown by one of
his desperate adventures, narrated in
Colocel Dodge's book on "Our Wild
Indians."
In 1874 General Miles, while opera
ting against the Indians, sent six men,
Chapman being one, with dispatches to
department headquarters. Une morning
as "the party was riding along every
man was wounded by a volley, and in an
instant the Indians appeared on every
side. Dismounting and abandoning
their horses the band moved to a "buf
falo wallow," a shallow depression in
the prairie. By working hard and fast
the depression was so deepened as to
afford cover. One of the men, Smith,
had fallen from his horse at the first fire
and was supposed to be dead. Seeing
him move slightly, Chapman said:
" Now, boys, keep those redskins ohT
me and I will run down and pick up
Smith, and bring him back before they
can get at me."
Laving down his rifle he sprang out
of the "wallow," ran with all speed to
Smih, seized and attempted to shoulder
him. "Did any of you ever try to
shoulder a wouudod man ?" asked Chap
man, when telling the story. "Smith
was not a large rcaa, one hundred and
sixty or seventy pounds, but I declare
to you that ho seemed to weigh a ton.
Finally I laid r dowa and got his chest
across my back and his arms around my
neck, and then got up with him. It waa
as much as I could do to stagger under
him, for he couldn t help himself a bit.
By the time I had got twenty or
thirty yards about fifteen Indians came
for me at the full speed of thoir ponies.
They all knew me, and yelled ' Amos I
Amos I we've gol you now "
"l puuoa my pistol, but I couldn't
hold Smith rm my back with one hand,
so I let him drop. The boys in the
wallow' opened on tho Indians just at
tbe right time, and I opened on them
with my pistol. There was a tumbling
of ponies and a scattering of Indians,
nnd in a minute they were gone. I got
Smith up aeain and made the beet pos
sible time, bat before I could reach the
'wallow' another gang came for me. I
had only one or two phots in my pistol,
so I didn't stop to fight but ran for it.
When I was within twenty yards of tjie
'wallow,' a little old scoundrel that I
had fed fifty times rode almost on me
and fired. I fell with Smith on top of
me, but as I didn't feel pain, I thought
I had stepped in a hole. The Indians
couldn't stay around here a minute, the
boys kept it red hot; so I picked up
Smith and got safe into the 'wallow.'
" 'Amos,' said Dixon, 'you are badly
hurt.'
" 'No, I am not,' said I.
" 'Why, look at your leg.'
" And sure enough, the leg was shot
off just above the anklo joint, and I had
been walking on the bone dragging the
foot behind me. In the excitement I
never knew it, nor have I ever had any
pain in my leg to this dav."
The surgeon at Camp Supply ampu
tated Chapman's leg below the knee,
more than two weeks after the receipt of
the wound. In a week thereafter I had
to take away his clothing to keep him
in bed. He is as still useful and aa
ready to fight as any two-legged soout.
Begin Modestly.
" Th trouble with tbene day," saya
Unole Millett, "is that pegplo won't
begin modest. Now taei'0'n my friend
John , had a tine start in life, but
he's petered out. It reminds mo ot
what Squire N , of Mi not, used to
say about his daughters, that 'they flew
high, but lit amazin' low 1' " Lewiston
Journal.
This year we are to have a ship-load
ot Mormons from Europe every month.
SUNDAY READ1NU;
Faith la not Always Faith.
Words mean very much cr very lit
tle, aenprd'fcg to the use made of them;
and acoording tohe spirit and to the
measure of understanding n those who
hear them. Words that aia. employed
with referehao io spiritual truths have
pre-minntljr a saggwtive rather than
te definitive value. They, peculiarly,
are liable to great misconception.
Perhaps there is no word that has a
wider range of values, according to the
use made of ittbn tha rroid "faith."
It rnn's !rciii a dry and juioelesa bundle
of abstract statements to the life-giving
and life enjoying act of connection with
the personal Savior that secures rest
in Him forever. In any disonssion of
the nature or the elements, rr of the
results of fftith, it is nil-important that
it bb understood on both sides of the
discussion in What sense the term "faith"
is used.
Itetlnteua &pWa nnd Fotri,
Mr. Moody expects to limit his visit
to Paris to two weeks. Of course he will
hold meetings. ,
Montana hns one bishop, eight reo
tors, five church buildings, 386 commu
nicants, 4S1 Sunday-school scholars.
Russia has 18,000,000 Protestants, and
half as many Roman Catholics, and the
government gives about 500,000 a year
to each of tho two churches.
According to the statistioil report of
the missionary society of the Cumber
land Presbyterian church, it had among
the Indians thirteen ordained and li
censed preachers, seven candidates,
foitjr ruling elders, twenty-nine dea
cons, twor.tv-four organized congrega
tions and 527 communicants.
It has been decided to build a cathe
dral at Spires, in Bavaria, aoa memorial
of the Diet held there in 1520, in whioh
was promulgated the famous "protest"
against tho Papal dootrices whence
arose the name "Protestant.'' The
king of Bavaria, himself a Roman
Cutholio, has given a large sum toward
it,
The New York Evangelist says that
there are at present in the Fiii Islands
about 900 Wesleyan churches and 1,400
scnoois. 'ihe communicants are num
bored by thousands. The sohools are
attended by nearly 50.000 children, and
out of a population of about 120.000.over
1UU.UUU ate reckoned as regular attend
ants at tho churches. Idolatry is
scarcely Known, ana cannibalism, for
which these islands wer so famous only
fifty years ago, has been voluntarily
abandoned tore by a single trlbo.
At the twenty-third annual council of
the 1 rotostant Episcopal diocese of
Texas the following statistics of Chris
tian work for the past year were pre
sented : Baptism, 383 ; confirmations,
146 ; communicants, 2.425 : Bundav-
sehool scholars, 1.G4I : teachers. 225:
clergy, 22 ; lay readers, 24; Ladies
Aid societies, 21 ; churches consecrated,
13 ; cnapeis dedicated, 1 ; corner
stones liid, 3 ; parishes and missions
reported, 28. Tho total contribntiocs
reached ?51,070, being nearly 820,000
above that 01 any previous year.
Sadly imictcd.
"Mr lm wax IikiIIt f!MiA aiilk -l.n
malisiu, 'iMid Mr. Barton, of the great slovt
linn of lied way & Barton, of this city, to
one of our reporters. " We doctored him a
great d"al out could hnrt no cure; 1 had
u. . . . - - - ..vuv . V W V Of JtH
Oil that I finally determined to try itT"wc
1 oiiicH 01 tue vjii luijy cureu mm.- um
cinnati Enquirer.
A wonderful spring which exists in
Coffee county, Ala., is a cure for nil
diseases of the skin, and fine whit.
sand sent up by the bubbling waters is
said to cure the worst oases 01 dyspep
sia.
The local editor nf tha Rnrinirfild
(Mans.) Republican, Mr J. II Mabbitt,
ayp: " We have used St. Jacobs Oil in our
fnmilv for rheumatism, and ioubu it to be
u urst class thing." . Boston Herald.
The United States has exported to
England since 1878, each year, nearly
45,000,000 cwt., or considerably more
than half of all her wheat imports.
H hk flrmrfol Feellnaa."
Dn. Pierck, Butfulo, N. Y.: hear .Sir Tour
"Golden Medical Discovery" and "l'urgative
PellotB" have cured my daughter of scrofulous
Bwollincrs and open aorea almut tne nock; and
your "i'avorite i'reacription ' baa accomplished
wonders in restoring to health my wile who
had been bedftxt for eight months from femalo
weakness. 1 am, with grateful reelinga, Xoura
truly, T. H. Lono, Ualveaton, lexaa.
A colored man living in Giles county. Tenn..
ia the lather of fifty-four children, forty-nine
ot wuom are living.
"Ooldon Modical Dieoovery" ia warranted to
cleaune tho blood from all impurities, from
whatever cause arixing. For acrofula, aorea
of all kinda, akin and blood diseasea, its effects
are marvelous. Thousands of testimonials
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Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y.
The practice of going to Europe to travel and
rest costs the United btates about 1125,000,001)
annually.
Pair (llrl (iraduatra."
whose aedeutary Uvea increase those troubles
peculiar to women, should use Dr. I'ierce'a
"f avorite rrescription," wuicn la an uniamng
remedy. Bold uy druggists.
A koseuush over 1,000 years old ia etill
tlinviug in the cathedral at Uildosbeim.
Warner's Wafe Kidney and Uver Car.
There are few towna or large villages ia
(jnina wnicii nave not their Insuranoe ofheea.
Ia your hair falling outor your aoalp diseased 7
Carboline, a deodcrized extract of petroleum,
as now improved and perfected, la lust the arti
cle you need. Buy a bottle; you will value it
as the choicest ot su toilet preparations.
One greasing lasts two weeks; all others two
or three days. Do not be imposed on by the
liumoug stuns ouered. Asa your dealer lor r ra
ter's, with label on. It aavea your horse labor,
and you too. It received tint medal at tha Cen
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Bexual Debility, cured by " Wells' Health Re-
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Tha Science of T.iO or Ki t. i'rn-.inn
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deliver them. It bring Information from every
feetion nfthn country and t'dlpgN Iff )li nnr;nM
well; 1'ilt l!u t ii iw ill iik eoiisldi liiiioii In lid' rli"t
tlml a three-cent slump ncut to A. VooKi.r.n &('.,
Hiilliimnr. Mil., w ith tho atinliennt'a inline and
address, will proouro a copy of St. .UronsCnlen
ilnr.reploto with interesting rending iiintter.nnd,
Irt-ttcT than nil, contnliilng t-peeltic instructions
for tho treatment and euro or rheumatism, neu
ralgia and all piiinnil diseases by the use of .'r.
jAronsOiu. t orn crnlna the efficacy of thlMron
ilerfnl sulistnnee, the following must Impress the
reader: Unit. I homii" I., jiimes, ft irnnsier
(ieneraloriliornlled Stntes, w lie II l'ntniMtefof
the Cltvof New York, concurred In the follow 1 1 aS
testimonial from Wm. II. Wan-lug. Ksci.. Asm.
(icnernl Superintendent Third livislon Mulling
and Distributing Department, New York l'ost
otliec: " 1 bike pleasure In advising Hint the snui
pies of St. Jacobs (Mi. left for distribution among
the clerks of this olllec, linvc, ns mrasthey have
iM-en tried, proved ei!inl In all that Is claimed
for the Oil. The renins from the w-TCml Mipor
iuteiidents nnd clerks who have Used the 1)11.
ngrco)in praising it tilctily. It has la-en found
ellli'iu lons In cuts, bums, soreness nnd stiffness
of the Joints nnd muscles, nnd affords, n ready re
lief for rheumatic complaints." Cnl. Samuel H.
Taylor, Washington, Ind., nnd cx Postmaster of
I unilM-riiinil, .Mil., was cureu oi ruciimuusiu uy
ST. Jacous OH.
Ilostetter's btoiuaeli
1 Uteri cxtirpatis
dyspepsia with
gren ta t certainly
and promptitude
than any known
remedy, and Is s
most genial invlger
ant. aiH-tiZ!-r ami
a t u to at-cretlmi.
-v These are not enu tv
;i axsrrilolis, as I Inn s-
j:: antisoi our couuirv-
jnien aud wonier
.- who have eznerl
r enced its srTei-U arc
swsrr, but are
bw-ked up bv trrc-f-ragabla
proufs. The
llittem also iiIva a
healthful stimulus
to the ilriUHrv or
gans. For sale bv
all DriiRirtstn aud
Dr-ait-rs ueuerally.
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LADIEO t
Oct un Clubi for out CEI.K
UK A IfcD 'i tirt, li J renr a branilful
" Vrr- f-c cr C-14 Eicrl Til fit."
(44 iuif. i uurowa luiju-t liliu. f i in
to ti e .uy ClnblnrU.H. Itwir of t: o-caltrd
CHE A I THA " that mi lt-lti( Urlle J liny ht daDirroui
Ttd dvtrlmental In bralth hw poltnh, P1 nn)y with lelloblt
Of tlictsj b)tut fu 'Iratlcti flvm iwal
iiouarf and tun iirtt ninda IT poaalMa, pJa Ittimtmr.
The Orat Aiuorican Tea Co., lmnortfM.
t. 0. Uox si li Vfc-ltY bl.( Nw York.
MAKE HENS LAY.
An EiikIikii Veterinary huru'n at. 1 Cliinit, now
tntveliuif in tbln counirv, atttiat t t ol tl Hornn
aud Cattle Powderaaioltl hf re are woi.hi t rawb. lis
aavi t hiat Smri(ln'ai ( !i mil i t it hi PtkWtt'Tt atf almttluttV
ly pure aud luiuif nrr!y luaill Nut hinv. n earth
will make hen lay like hlifriiUo'a (Nnnlit mti Piw
dera. lo8t, ouetHjnoonlnl tuciue pint u(nd. Hold
everywhere, or it by mail ur MMier ntin. i. n,
JOUNSON &. CO., UcHtnuMaM.,lornirrly huunor.Me,
Pkuraana' Puraullva PIHa iiKiku New Kic
Blood, aud will coiupli-toly cbiuKe tbe blood Id tbe
entire syatm In three moudiM. Any lioraon who
will take oneinll ea h nicbt troin 1 to l'2wwk may be
reetorea to Round maiiu, 11 aurn a mine oe (xihaibie.
Bold everywhere or "tint by mail for H letter taunta.
1. H. JtMINSON V tO., Baalou, M
inrinrriy nmnufi tip
FOR GENTLEMEN ONLY
T1IK
HON EHCIRCLIKG HALF-HOSE SUPPORTER.
Does not encircle tha I.imb. Cannot he surpassed
for easy comfort or simplicity. Etant by luall fur
VUC. oena to
CHAS. HARLOW, Troy, N. Y.
ASTHMA CURED
UJermiin AMhmn ure uevtruiljUigive -
ulile sleep; eUts ls cures herna I n;lif n- fad. A I
'nul cnnvttiret the mwuikrptictil. lee 60e. and I
M for stamp 1. It. WIHFKMAN. m. I'unl, Minn
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I n 'r r "ft t -r r
Mnrch nnVn
iUiifliivit.xri V "
for hnman, fowl and antmrt flesh, was
first prepared and Introduced br Ht.
()0. W, ilerchant, ia loskport, N. f .,
17. K, A., lass, alnoa which Vim It has
stesdlly arowa la anblle favor, and Is
now acknowledged ana aduilucd by tlte
trade U be tha standard Unlment of th
country. When wa maka this annmince
tnent w do ao without fan of contra
diction, Botwlthstandlnit wa are awsrs
mere ara many www - " -
prejmllcod ajalnet proprietary rtnells
especially on aww XV" '
finirs on na iwrsnt -i
' i- a ...ia. thmt anrh breuiA r nti
not exist Kinst OARQUNO OIL. Wa N an
claim wonilurs ot miracles for llnnnfmt, bnl wi
.In claim It Is without aa eqnaU II Is pal an In bol-
ties of threa slsva, jail all wa
S - tcCAk H Uiat yoa 'i a fal.
rTJ PST trial, ramemberlnir that tha oil
Irr'VaHpat p with wlilta wramw
tL Jlasfl. ", witn yellow
SWalr5 wranpar (ttaraa aures) for anl.
nml llesli. Try a bnttlo. .
As tnesecurs innicaiti, tnv ,
fully fof sll diseases of Uie human, owl and nnoi
One of the principal reasons of
th. wnnilnrful success of Mer-
w save -.uuarn . y". - - -
-V- i i ; r..U n tr Jill la t'liat i faa
ijp.: vinanuiacinreu eiriuii? v..
if m rmne wuu w
u f .xK, m. alwa Hakr1lflnaw nklflri. OinilUsa
SnnHla, but o JfSS
aiiuji laaai i , nailna' Infarin torn.
hlf tt CMrtnry Merchant'! UrK
llnff Oil hu bn synonym tor
Koneelv.and will ntlnu to N
I a- lima Jatt nratkaV Vn
ail' Jaa-aiIi. FF1IU I'T ran -
throughout the United States and other ""rt;
m ii . i a. aaii snriH nisi rwriiftrai
am rlTV or tfsu - - .,-
VJf (.iarullnR nil uiunren. . .
?.u.. ., and external nse, and tell jont
Bc'Khhor what good It haa done,
imn t fall to follow directions. Keep the bottle"
well corkeu.
CURES & d
ftnrstns and Pnilsea.
Slrlinihalt, WlndKaiJa,
Knot ll"t In Hhnep,
Fonndsmd Fee,
Chilblains, Kroat nitea,
i rnti hi-s or (Irrase,
(iiafi.l Hands.
F.alnrnal l'oisons.
Hsinl ( .;lis, p.iUEvn,
(talis lit ill! Itin.la,
flwellli i-s, Tmnoiw,
l'lesh Wolithls. K.tfast,
ItiiiKbnne, t-'olll I'leera,
(lark--1 1'ii'ovs, l arey,
Ci sc.rtt 'lells,
( ullolis. I,alilPlinSj
lleril llislentl-er,
Cniwnsealt. gillttof,
(sere Nlrr'ee, Corn,
Crac-ed. Heels, Old Rores,
Fplrooilc. ime uses,
ilemoorhotds or Piles,
.mtliaehe. Ithouuwtuun,
rarlns HweeneT,
Corns, w nniows,
Wcaknrseof the Joints,
Contraolion of Muaelsa,
Crani. Hwelleit lv-a.
Fist 11 la. Manse, Tliruah,
AImii cks ot tbe nailer,
Caked Ureania, uons, as.
Mt.OOO HEWAfin for proof ol the axlaU
luitn. Il.ilmniil .nan
Plus .n m t-n-.
'.Merchants Uanjllnp OH," " a
belief worm aiedlcino than
, Va-j Merchant's Worm Tablets." Mai
eoVa.ufctnred by M. O. O. Co., Lock-
port, i. t. 8- A.
JOHN Httumi ace j
TETS1
In abnndance. S-1 Million pnnnds
L.. ...... aMa Pra-nl In..
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w at at f as i.nu inr i:imuuir.
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Bead for nouira sampin, it n..rnni "r p.i.
Iluuae in Aiucraw. r- a.- -
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