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" V I i I fill II II 11 II II PI El I I l J MM Mr Heart's Voice, T6 my heart's voioo I llstenod, listened, When lifo was bngbt and hope was strong, Whon grief was short and joy was long, To my heart's voice I listened, llstonod, And lo 1 it was a song, A niorry sour. - To my heart's voice 1 lintoncd, listened, When gathoring clouds o'ereast the sky, When Joy was far and grief was nigh, To my heart's voice I listened, listened, And lo I it was sigh, A heavy sigh. To my heart's voice I listened, listened, Whon earthly pain knew heavenly balm. When trouble lop knew deeper calm, To my heart's voice I llstonod, listened, And lo 1 it was a psalm, A holy ptitthii. A NEW YEAR CHOICE. One might think, who saw her life, that few people led a lonelier life than Nina Trent ice did. An orphan with narrow means, koeping up her dead father's house, there was little visible excitement in such an existence. Yet hers was a temperament that did sot require excitement, and that found hap piness where others would not dream of looking for it. liar garden and her flowers were like a household to her: the poor oil over the little hill-town af forded her 'occupation; ttho visited somewhat among wa few wealthy ac quaintances; and, for the rest, if she had Buoh day dreams as other young gills are wont to indulge, no one was any wiser for them. Nobody knew that her friend's father, th wealthy Mr. Barnes, had made her a standing OiTr cf marriage any time within the lust three jears; nobody knew from her that Bryce Hanscom wtnt out to a Mexican ranch beoanse she had no smiles to give him; nobody knew whether Harold Hartley's face ver glanced out of tb windows of her cantles in thtfuir; i ob;dy knew whether one New YevrV doy she looked forward t, the next with any wonder as to what it. might brtK); her of Borrow or joy. She wa" no Hwc-er, so ilnt,' bo gentle, that people in guTnl knew no more of her emotions than of those of the statue of soma saint' in its churchly niohe. Yet it was only on the lost New Year's evening that, if any one had been able to look behind her curtains, they would have seen her on her knees before the low blaze of her Am, crying as if her hoart would break, burying her faoe in her hands and longing for the night when 4 this fever called living " should be over at last. "New Years and New Tears!" she sobbed. 44 h ! hoy can I bear an other bo alone 1" Perhaps Mrs. Ilartley, her mother's old intimate, had bo rue faint idea of the fire that burned under this crust of snow. But Mrs. Hartley was not en . tirely impartial in her judgment of the girl, and it was her morning and even it g prayer that Nina should at some day stand iu a closer relation to her than she did at present hut, as that would be impossible without her son Harold's intervention, she left no stone unturned to that end. Mrs. Hartley thought she knew a great deal better what was good for her son then he did; and when she had made up her mind tnat he had bettor marry Nina Prentice, it was be cause she consulted his best welfare possibly without complete regard to Nina's. She knew that Harold, although so affectionate, was of a high temper; and that Nina had inexhaustible stores of still patience, and that that still pa tience would await the time when he should conie back to her, no longer the knight errant, spurred by a restless nature, but a quiet and dignified gentle- nan, ready to take has fathers honored place in the community. Her ap proaches in the question were exceed ingly gentle; yet not so gentle that they du not put Harold on his guard, so that he was like the hunted deer, entitling the gale afar off. 44 Well, mother, I thank goodneBS," he said, with a light laugh, on detect ing her meaning, "that we do not live in France, and that you can't go and in- autre lNina s dot and settle the ' 44 It's a very good dot, Hatold. Just a snug little inoomeV to keep the wolf from the door and satisfy reasonable wants; and it would be vastly better for any husband than launching out on the tremendous fortune of Miss ttarnes, with palaces, so to say, and yachts and racing corses. , 44 Just give me the chanta to see it if it is. (Jo to Miss Barnes, mother, cried Harold, gayly. 44Ask the amount of her dot, and if your scapegrace of a son is worth it Yachts and raoing Horses l X like the idea." 44 Oh, Harold I" 44 But Miss Barnes is a beauty, too, mother, and very sweet and gay. The man that marries her needn't marry for her money at alL She would have lov ; era if she hadn't a penny in her own right. Don't ee marry fur money, but go wheer money be,' " quoted narold. 44 Excellent advice, that old northern farmer s. And I'll go 'where money be' to-night," as he drew on his gloves. 44 Don't talk so, Harold. Don't talk so, even in jest. Miss Barnes may be well enough, for all I know, but her money would destroy you, who were not born to money. You would do nothing and come to nothing. But as for Nina Prentice, as I said, she's a saint." 44 Wouldn't do at all for a wife then. Wives mustn't be too good 'for human nature's daily food.' Think of reprov ing a saint because tho buckwheats were flat, or tho buttons off. Adios, you managing mamma," and he was gone. It was a misty summer night, so thiok one oould hardly see a star. But thoBO ringing steps needed no guiding star to direct them; for, to toll the truth, Harold Hartley suspected himself of being already more than half in love with Miss Barnes. Undoubtedly, there was something in her superb surround ings that added to her own charms; and she seemed, too, as entirely at homo in them as the flower that blos soms in the rich, moist air of the hot house. tJ.Tbat velvet lawn, set with its flaming exotics and beds of flowers, witi the lofty porches and wide halls behind it, the dimly-lit drawing rooms, and the dining-room, with its generous sideboard all the consciousness of ease and comfort and delight of the sensos about the place made visiting Miss Barnes a very pleasant way of Eassing time ; and then, moreover, us er father was a prominent man of affairs among the politicians of the country, one met there people who en larged the mental horizon and mode a man think for himself and think more of himself. To-night, however, as he went along, his mother's words gave him a little thought, and it did occur to him that it was unwise to let himself become bo used to a'.l this splendor and luxury on a venture ; for, after all, a girl of such wealth and fascination as Miss Barnes had her choice from a crowd of lovers, of whom he was but one and the least conspicuous. Just as those salutary reflections stole through his mind his ear was caught by the crying of a child, and he paused to look into the window of the cottage that he was passing, and to see a woman hushing a little child, whose face was now hidden in her neck a slender, darkly-clad woman, who moved here and there, with the baby on her arm, and attended to the wants of a number of other children, while a man sat at tho table, with his arms thrust out straight before him and his hoad fallen between them, in an attitude of abjact despair. The woman's back was to ward him all the time ; but something about her reminded him of Nina Pren tice. 44 Trotty much what I migb expect, I suppose," groaned narold, 44 if I obeyed my mother. By George 1" as the woman half turned, a sweet, fair, sad face, and delicate profile of figure, 44 1 believe it is Nina I But its absurdity destroy the fancy, and he went on his way, whistling a bar or two of tho 41 Wanderer," and would have been very shortly with Miss Barnes, had he not been detained by a discussion with a chance friend at a corner ; and had not then stepped into a pool of water, and been obliged to hunt up a bootblack, the little wretch afterward keeping khim waiting for his change. 44 1 declare," said he to Nina, when at last he reached Miss Barnes pur lors, 44 1 thought I saw you married to a drunken laborer, as I oame along to night, with a gang ot babies clamber ing round" What made you think him drunk en?" asked Nina, with her sweet serious ness. 4 Oh! the looks of him th3 arms on tha table, the fallen head, unkempt, unshorn, you know, and all the rest 44 1 suppose," said Nina, 44 that a poor man, whose wife lay dead in the other room, might look much that way." 44 1 believe it was you!" cried Harold 44 Do 1 look like it!" she asked, light ly. "And have I a dual existence, to be here and there too ? And then, as Harold glanced her over, in her airy muslins and forget-me-nots, he smiled at the idea; and she seemed all at once as different from that woman, and from all other women, as if she had stepped out of another star. Yet, lor all that, a man does not care to marry a woman who is different from all other women simply to oblige his mother. 44 What are you two talking about t" asked Miss Barnes, standing before them just then, the picture of a Bac chante, with her head bound with cur rant leaves and her clustering curls like grape bunches about her dark and laughing face. 44 Are you promising Nina that you will come to Washing ton this winter ? Nina is to be with me there for the holidays, you know. If you should, swell my list on New Year's." And then she went dancing down the room, for the misty iiighi had driven everybody within doors; and a waiter was just bringing in a tray of juleps. 14 When I was a little confirmed drunkard of the age of ten I signed the pledge," said Miss Barnes.conveyingthe waiter to Harold. 44 But I didn't k ow how nice juleps wore. Now I am totally depraved, nere, Mr. Hartley. Nina I It's quite as immoral to drink lemonade with straws as mint juleps. The sin lies altogether in the 6traws !" 44 It depends on the individual whether there is any sin about it, 1 think," said Nina. 44 But I .love lem onade. A lemon seems to carry cool ness into the tropics." 44 And you don't know why you should burn your throat that long, white throat out with the other? Get thee to a nunnery !" As the gay girl lifted her glowing glass to the wax lights, Harold whispered to Nina, 44 I don't believe the Bacchantes used straws," and was astonished that Nina did not langh. B ut that night the faces of the two girls kept shining upon him out of the darknees, as ho walked home. The one the self-indulgent, laughing beauty; the other, if not beautiful, yet certainly a lovely face in its fairness and perfect calm. And the girl lifting Her glass to ttie glow ol the wax lights did not seem to him so charming as before. 44 Do yon know," said Mr. Hartley's mother, one twilight, some time after ward, 44 I'm afraid I have been doing an injustice to Miss Barnes? She really has a heart. Those poor McNultys! When Mrs. McNulty died Bhe used to go down there every evening, and carry supper, and hear the children s prayers, and put them to bed, and leave a breakfast set out for the father in the morning. Just think of that girl doing such things 1 4 'Did she tell you that she did, mother?" asked Harold. " Well, no. That is. not exactly. I hoard thut one of the Hill ladies was down at the McNnlty's doing these t ings, and tpoke of it incidentally to Miss Barnes; and she asked me to say nothing about it, and said she only did what she couldn thelp doing; and when I said I thought it a great deal for her to leave all her gay life every sunset, and go down there, night after night, and wait on that family, -nd then hurry home to her household of company, she colored up so prettily, and said we were all stewards, und it was duty and pleas ure., too, to do what "she could." 44 Humph I" said Harold Hartlev. He know very well now who it was that he saw through the window of the Mo Nalty cottage. But, after all, a pretty face covers a multitude of sins. He set about forgettine the deceit: he Reasoned that it was a girlish jest, sig nifying nothing; and he went to Wash ington all the same, shortly after the holiday season arrived, and presented himself among the 111 at New Year's callers at the great doors of Mr. Barnes' residence there. ' Ah ! have you come ?" cried Miss Barnes, hurrying to meet him. 44 We were so afraid you wouldn't. And now you know so few people in town that you have-no Calls to make, and I want yon to Btay the whole day here with us. I've a perfect crowd of pretty girls to help me receiv. , and a dear deaf-and-dumb old duenna for a chaperon, and it will be one iong feetival I Will you have some refreshment now? Champagne punch? There's some Madeira, fifty years old. Ah ! there's the bell. Every man to his post ! There are no privates here; but I'm captain-general !" and she danced back to her place, well content that Mr. Hartley should see the tnum phal procession that the day wa4 likely to be. And a triumphal procession it was the jeunnesse doree. Loungers, clerks, attaches, members, senators, score taries, officers in their splendid nni forms, all swelled the ranks, swept through the great house, and kept it thronged with groups m the rose draw' ing room, groups in. the gray parlor, in the musio hall, the dining-room and the conservatory. As the day wore on Miss Barnes, with a portion of her attendants, was as much in the dining-room as the drawing-room, sauntering in with one and out with another, or standing under the heavy cuTtflins between the rooms, What a picture she made, Harold thought, in her scarlet satins, with vel low poppies in her hair, against the background of the citrine-colored cur tains. There she was now, taking that Venetian gem of a decanter from a ser vant, and herself pouring wine for an old senator, who had perhaps already too mucn. Here came a parcel of gold laced oilicers, flushed and gay and hand some. What did she mean by urging that old port on the half-tipsy boy among them, while tho others laughed and jested r Harold was not ordinarily troubled with scruples ; but this beemed to him to pass the limits of a jest, and he ex- ferienced a sense of relief as he saw a ady approach iu the shadow of the cur tain, and placing her hand on his arm lead the boy away. Gowned in gleaming white satin, her shining shape crossed that scarlet blaze like the pausing of a moonbean, and knowing who it was and thinking she might have trouble. Harold followed; bnt.it was only to find Nina alone in the gray parlor, the boy having laughed her cup of bouillon to scorn and left her out of hand. 44 Isn't it too bad ?" she said, with a laugh that was half a sigh, after all. 44 He asked me if I was a temperance lecturer, and called this delicious bona Ion 4 slops.' Will you have it?" " Where have you been all day T' he said, setting down the cup. 44 Oh! I am on duty on this side. We are all stationed by plan of battle ; but most of my battalion have deserted to the other rooms. Isn't this a lovely one? It almost unfits a person for quiet life at home, these gay nights and days. It would, at least, if one were quite at rest in it." It was a lovely room. It tempted all Harold's old love of ease and luxury. The gray velvet on the floor, draping the walls, covering the cushioned divans, weuring a frosty bloom under the silver chandeliers, the delicate carved jades, and ivories, and spars, the one white-winged marble, it seemed somehow as if Nina herself had taken shape from all these pure, pearly shadows. He looked through the gleaming arches that led from room to room and saw the scarlet-clad and golden-crowned beauty standing there, with the ruby glass suspended in her hand as bhe oll'ered it to some new guest, and a strange ehudder stole oyer him. Unjust as it might be, for that single moment the one of ths two girls was like a picture of the incarnation of sin and the other of innocence. He re membered the icy morning, a f w weeks ago, when he hod seen Nina in her Bwansdown mantle holding up a Rhcaf of wheat against the blue skv. and a hund red little btla'od birds hovering round it, with whirring wiDgs and chir ruping cries, and he turned and looked at Nina with a piercing gaze again, be fore wnicn ber soft eyes fell, till the blushes streamed up to meet the lashes; and as he gazed knowledge came nloly swelling up in Harold's heart and soul that, whatever attraction dark and glowing beauty and luxurious surround ings had had for his senses, it had been for his senses alone, and that the love of his life had suddenly sprung, full grown and winged for an eternal flight so eternal that now, in the first mo ment of its recognition, he could no more tell if it had ever had beginning and if it would ever havo an end. So white, bo fair, bo sweet, so pure was it possible he had been blind to it all lor years ? So white, so fair, so sweet, so pure, was it possible that he could win her ? Would " she take the poor remnant he had to give his jeunctse epuisee. For one brief moment Harold Hart ley felt pongs of punishment that seemed to have lasted for years, and he felt like a sad old man as he still gazed at her. iut he was one not to be long daunted, either by his own unworthiness or by the cruelty of fate. In a heart beat or two he was himself again, and he plunged in, aware that, even if she would have none of him now, it rave him the vantage-ground of her compas sion for the future. 44 1 am glad," he said, "that you are not at rest in this life. It is a different life that I wish you to share. Nina, is it possible " And then a little hand stole into his, and he led her away into the palm shadows of the conservatory. 4 -Ah ! what a fool I have been," ho was saying, exultantly, as he bent over her. 44 Why did I never know that I loved you before V" 44 1 always felt you did," she was mur muring to reply. "I always knew you would if. not here, then hereafter. For I never remember the time when I did not love you 1" "And this New Year's day," he said, " is the gateway of a new life for both of us. Ah! with God's help, what a life lies befora us I" Las "Vegas. A letter from Las Vegas, New Mexico, Bays : At no point visited have we been more surprised at the extent and activity than of Los Vegas. It has a popula tion of about 7,000 one half white and the other half native Mexicans, Span iards, Indians and negroes all badly mixed. It has two live, seven-column daily papers, gas, Btreet railway, and water works well under way. Tho Galinas river runs through the center of the town, or between old and new Las Vegas. Six miles above the city, in the mountains, on the banks of the Galinas are tho hot springs which ore emptied into the river, rendering the water unfit for city use. So the enter terprising inhabitants of this plucky city have built a rock dam across the Galinas river three mile above the springs and are laying large iron pipes from there to Las Vegas to supply the city with water from a pure mountain stream. And it must be recollected that all this is being done by one-hall of the citi zens, as the other half are poor, worth less and devoid of all enterprise. Half at least of this city is built cf adobe or sun-dried brick. It is said that our Yankee population from the States can not successfully make these brick. They are eighteen inches long, nine wide and four thick. They are furnished and laid in the wall at 820 per 1,000. When it is recollected that one of these brick is as large as eight kiln-burned brick, it will be seen that 1,000 brick will build an average house for a Mexican. But there are large warehouses and hotels, three stories high, built of this adobe. The roofs of these houses are also made of dirt or some kind of brick, nearly flat. As it seldom rains here, little effort is made to make roofs to shed water. Many of these low, dirty and unsightly habitations are occupied by wealthy families, with rich lace cur tains to the little windows. The na tives never build their houses more than one story high and a 1 w Btory at that. The Queen aud tho Doctors. By the unwritten rat immutable laws of the Spanish cccrt no one but a Span ish phynieian can attend the queen of Spain. When the illness of Queen Mer cedes became desperate her doctors called in their German colleague in consultation, but told him that ho must prescribe for Donna Mercedes without seeing her on their report of the symp toms and conditions only. Dr. Kisbert declared that it was essential for hira to examine the patient btforj he could indicate what remedies would be effica cious. This, however, could on no ao count be permitted. He then sug gested that he might be allowed to see her through some open door or window without approaching her or even enter ing the sick room. That concession, too, was refused. "Then, gentlemen, I can do notlting," was the reply. 44 1 am willing to prescribe, but I can hardly do so with good eflect without person ally inspecting tho patient." ne wrote a prescription and then left the palace. Three days later the fair young queen was doad, but the laws of Spanish court etiquette remained intact. Worse and mora of it: 4,You think voureelf awfully smart," said Brown to i'ogg, who had just uttered a th&rp thing. "Oh, no," replied Fogg, "I think you smart, " oe'pn Jrunncript. Fed Through a Hole in His Stomach. One of the most remarkable surgical operations ever performed in America is described in a paper written by Dr. Frank J. Lutz, surgeon of the Alexian Brothers' hospital. The subject, E. Hunocke, a German tailor, fifty-eight years old, who resided on South Tenth street, commenced in July, 1880, to ex perience considerable difficulty in swallowing his f Dod, which grew so serious finally that he had fainted several times from the pain. On Oc tober 28 he consulted Dr. Lutz, who, after examinination, found an incipient stricture of the lower part of the eso phagus, probably malignant. He ad vised the patient, who was very intelli gent and of a philosophic turn cf mind, of the nature of the disease and its in evitable issue death by starvation. It was explained to him that his life could be prolonged and made comfortable, but that his disease was not curable; and after the different methods by which he could be fed were explained, he pronounced in favor of a "gastric fis tula," which, being interpreted, means nothing more nor less than a hole cut into his stomach, through which tho food ho could not swallow could be introduced. The operation was per formed by Dr. Lutz, assisted by Drs. Wesseler, Hickman and Fahrmann. A two-inch incison was made parallel with the cartilage of the eighth rib, through which the incision was made into the stomach, and stopped with a plug of carbolized gauze. After eight days the wound had healed by granu lation, and food was introduced through the opening three times a day. After food, whether solid or liquid, had been thoroughly masticated or insalivated by the patient, ho spat it into a rubber tube, through which it was convoyed into the opening. Dr. Lutz observed that as soon as the patient began to masticate his food, the gastric Juice flowed freely through the fistulous opening. By this means he was kept alive seven months, lone after the nicer t of the esophagus had made it impossi ble for him to swallow anything, fluid or solid. He died finally of exhaustion complaining of a violent thirst, which nothing could quench With a single exception life was sus tained longer in this instance than of any other ltind on record. St. Louis Republican, The Reason Snakes Are Long. 41 Do you see that fellow up there?" said Mr. Rivers, pointing to a huge red snake, some ten feet long and two inches thick, of the kind known as the gopher snake. 44 I d rather have that fellow on my farm if I had a farm than $10. You would bo astonished at the amount of vermin, of all kinds, they can get away with gophers, rabbits, squirrels, birds anything, in fact, that ho i3 big enough to get himself outside of, and that means a good deal, although you might not think it to look at mm. 41 You are aware, I suppose, of the peculiar construction of the lower jaw. It can be unhinged, 60 to speak, and tnen ttie snake is, notmng more tnan a long sack with the mouth open. I have watched ono of them stow away a squirrel long tail and all without making any bones about it. ne com menced at the head and slowly drew the squirrel in bit by bit, his teeth and jaws working on the animal somewhat as a man draws in a rope hand over hand. Finally the body was safly housed and then only tho tail remained, that slipped down in tho twinkling of an eye. "I never realized until then why snakes were made bo long it is to make room for the inconvenient tails of the other animals predestined to be snake meat. In an improved state of existence, when the tails have been evolutionized off the backs of the other animals, probably snakes will be cut shorter. &ai rancisco (Jail. John Bright aud Queen Victoria. Long before he enjoyed the remotest prospect of office at a time when Lord Palmerston, who not only disliked but despised him, seemed to have been chosen dictator for life, Mr. Bright came forward in a very handsome man ner to defend the queen. Her majesty seemed to London tradesmen to be un duly prolonging tho period of her mourning for Prince Albert; and the Tribune, as he was beginning to be called, pleaded her cause with simple and pathetio eloquence. The queen was deeply touched, and let Mr. Bright know it. Some years after there was a happy exchange of courtesies between them. The member from Birmingham was at length a runister and had to re pair to Windsor, where he was to kneel before tho sovereign, kiss her hand and receive his portfolio. Her majesty, with her usual thoughtfulness, informed the premier that his Quaker colleague need not trouble himself to kneel or perforin any other ceremony abhorrent to his conscience. Further, he might present himself in whatsoever costume pleasod him best. Mr. Bright consideredhim self bound to meet the queen half way. He did net kneel, but he bowed very low; he touched the royal hand with veneration, while his dress presented a remarkable combination of essentially conflicting designs. It was well de scribed as that which in truth it was a Quaker's court suit. The sword, as may bo imagined, Mr. Bright has steadily declined to ye&i.Xwis Conti nental Times. Begonias grow better if shaded from noonday sunbut they like Bunshine in the winter. CALENDAR FOR 1882. CI CO CO CO 00 ijsn. 7 July I3'M 1819 20 27 28 Feb. 7 11 Aug. M5 18 5 51 23 '3! Ml 7 23 24151 Mar 27 3i Sept 1 5 12 8 28 29 17 181IQ! 22123 Apr 124 25 261 2Qi30 e 3 Oct 3 31 7 8 O IO 13 M 181 19120 18, 19 25 26:27 27 28 May Nov, 91 10 16:17 1920 2223 24 2627 29l30l3l.. June ...... 3 9 10 16 17 Dee 5 6 7 8 1211314115 19 20 21 122 25I26127128I2P130 . ,... A dlreat Man. That man la great, and he alone, Who serves a greatness not his own, For neither praise nor pelf ; Content to know and bo unknown, Whola in himself. Strong is that man, ho only strong, ' To whose well-ordered will belong, For service and delight, All powers that in face of Wrong Establish Right. And free is he, and only free, Who, from the tyrant passions free, By fortune undismayed, Hath power upon himself to be He himself obeyed. If such a man there be, where'er Beneath tho sun and moon he fare, He cannot fare amiss ; Oreat Katuro hath him in her care, Hor cause is his. Owen Meredith. HUMOR OF THE DAY A circular "saw" one whioh buzzes j all around. A good husband, like a good base j burner, never goes out nights. Toledo American, 1 Tall men live long, but their height does not prevent them from being short 1 sometimes. Somerville Journal. There are some days when .yon can't lay up a cent, (Qnd other days when you enn't get hold of a cent to lay up.- New E avert Register. 5 There is never any need of complaint that a lamp is heavy, for it is an easy ; matter to twirl up a piece of paper and make a lamp lighter. Wit and Wis dom. ' About the most profitable fowls to ' raise are partridges. Amateur sports- ' men will pay almost any prioe for them ' rather than take home an empty game-, bag. Boston Post. Some men are inconsistent creatures. They will get up in the middle of the night and throw their boots at a dog because he is howling at the moon, and the next night pay five dollars a seat to hear Italian opera. Middletown Tran script. ' Always on the warpath: 41 There, you little guns, go to school," said a mother to her children as she finished combing their hair. 41 Why do you call them guns ?" said a visiting aunt to the mother. 41 Why, because they are al ways off with a bang." People used to live from 300 to 800 years. But then in those days it took 500 years to learn as much as a man now learnsin seventy. Some men, that is. Because there are men, dear George, who might live 1,000 years, even in these rushing days, and then lie down and die, burdened 'with less knowledge than they had originally started out with. Burlington flawPtye. Broke Up In a Row. Mr. Simonin, a warm advocate of American institutions, reoently gave a lecture before the Geographical society of Paris, in which-he dwelt on the startling growth of the population of the United States. In three centuries, he said, if the present rate of progress was maintained, thu United States would have 1,600,000,000 of " people. At this statement some one in the au dience. protested, and sneered at the American nation as a mushroom, which was soon likely to decay. Others dis puted the accuracy, of his assertion" about the actual growth of the popu. lation. 4,Wait," said a third, 4-until we get Africa opened and Africa will b opened then the emigration of Eu rope will be all directed tliither, and America will see htr number! diminish!" "The colonization of th African continent is a dream; it cannot be realized !" cried a fourth. 4-It is, on the contrary, infinitely healthier than America !" asserted a filth and so th meeting broke up in a tumult. Between the Clipper Mills and Stuart's Point, in Sonoma county, Call foinia, is an actual road bed in the tre tops. At this point the road crosses 1 deep ravine, and trees are sawed off oi a level and the timber and ties laid o the stumps. In the center of the ravim meutioued two huge redwood tree staudincr side bv side, form a fiubstaa tiul support.and they are cut off seveutj five feet above ground, aud cars loudi) with heavy saw-logs pass over them w : J as much security as 11 it were iram- the most scientific manner. 22 23I24 25 29 30 31 ... '5 "6 "7 8 12 13 14 15 19 20 2t 22 26 27 28 29 3 4 5 6 IO II 12 13 17 18 I9I20 25 26;27 31 1-