Rates of Advertising. One 'junre (I inch,) one Insertion - $1 Onnquaro " one month - 8M OneS()Uro " iliroo months - (i (KS One Square " one year - - 10 00 Two Squares, one year - - 15 Oo QuarterCol. - - - - - 80 00 Half " " - - - BO CO On " " - - - - 100 00 Lgal notices at pslaLlishod rafe. lVirirriftRO and death notices, gratis. All bills for yearly advertisement col lected nuarterly. TrnijiorRry advertise- FUBLIUHED EVERY WEDNESDAY, BY OrriCE Iff ROBINSON & BONNER'S BTTILWKO ELM 8TEEET, TldNMA, PA. TOMS, tl.fiO YEAR. Nti X'llmei itions rofivG(l I'm1 a shorter i 'l if.d tliun tln-oo month. ')riTMiM(1;.it'o Solicited tnini all parts ! tlio country. No tuition will liotukon tit Ruouymuus comum mentions. . VOL. XIY. NO. 18. TIONESTA, PA., JULY 27, 1881. $1,50 Per Annum. moms mimr. do nam ror in wivancd Job work. Cash on Icllvory. Tht Highway Cow. The hue of hor hide was dusky br,oWn, Hor body was loan and hor cock was 'nlm, One horn tinned up and the -other, turned down, She was koon of vision and long ofliuibj .-' With a lloinan noso and a iihort slnmp tail, Aud ribs liko the hoops of a homo-mndo pail. Many a murk did hor body boar ; ' 8ho liad boon a target for all things known J On many a soar the dusky hair Would grow no mora whoro it onco fiad grown Many a paHsionato, parting shot ' Had loft ftpon hor a lasting spot. . Many and many a woll-ainiod stone, Many a brickbat of goodly size,. And many a cudgel swiftly thrown, Had brought the toars to her loving ryes Or had bounded off from hor bony back, With a noiso like the sound of a rifle crack. Many a day had sho passed in tho pound For helping horsolf to hor neighbor's corn Many a cowardly cur and hound " 'Had boon transfixed on hor crumpled horn ;. Many a teapot and old tin pail lal the Tanner boys tied to hor time-worn tail. Old Deacon Gray was a pious man, -Though Bomotimcs temptod to be profano, When many a weary mile ho ran To drivo hor out of his growing grain. Sharp wero tho pranks Bho used to play To got her fill and to get away. She knew when the deacon went to town ; She wisely watched him when he went by ; He never passed her without a frown And an ovil glance from each angry eye ; no would crack bis whip In a surly way And drivo along In bis "one-hoss shay." Then at his homestead she loved to call, Lifting his bars with crupplod horn J Nimbly scaling bis garden wall, Helping herself to his standing corn ; Eating his cabbages, ono by ono, Hurrying home when hor work was done. His human passions mcro quirk to rise, ' And slriding forth with a sayago cry, With fury blazing from both his eyes, As lightnings flash in a summer sky, Redder and rodder his face would grow, And after the croatnre he would go. Over the garden, round and round, Breaking his pear and apple trees, Tramping his melons Into Ihe ground, " Xvyturning his hives of boos ; Licaving mm angry una nauiy suing, -SysliiiisJJie old bow's ueck was wrung. Tb mosses grew on the garden wall; The years went by with their work and play ; The boys of the village grew strong and tall, And the gray-haired farmers passed away, One by ono, as the red loaves full, But the highway cow outlived thorn all. Countryside, SO VERY PLAIN, ""If only she were not bo very plain," sighed Mrs. Morton, as she discussed her daughter's future with her friend. "A plain girl nowadays has no chance at all." And poor Lizzie Morton had learned to consider her want of beauty almost in he light of a misdemeanor. "A woman has no right to be ugly," her father would say ; and her mothei would glance at her own reflection in the glass and murmur : "Very odd that Lizzie takes after neither her father nor me." So it is easy to imagine that Lizzio had looked forward to her first ball with mingled feelings. "It is very little matter, after all, what you wear, my doar," her mother had said. "With your complexion any thing will suit equally well." And yet, when Lizzie was dressed and came down the broad staircase in her white dress, with its trimmings of car nations, and her crimson cape over her shoulders, she was by no means alto gether unlovely. . Her eyes had a soft, mild expression, and the little hesitancy and shyness made her lower the heavily-fringed lids which many a beauty might have en vied. These heavy eyelids had been a trouble to her all her- life. Her brothers had ridieuled her for her sleepy look, and she had been accustomed to hear sharp contrasts drawn between her mother's wide open, large gray eyes and her own heavy look. . So she followed her father in much trepidation to the carriage, and her heart beat high as, after their short drive, they reached Brandon Hall, with its blaze of light and waiting servants and general apiearanee of festivity. Mr. and Mrs. Brandon were cordially greeted by their friend, Sir Harry Wells ; and, being among the earliest arrivals, and upon a footing of the closest inti macy, Lizzie was churned by the younger members of the family and carried off to see the decorations in the supper room. She had time to recover some self possession before the guests filled the ballroom and dancing began. Sir Harry's second son came up and claimed her for the first waltz he could scarcely do less but, that ordeal over, she was left to sit quietly by her moth er's side. She had been sitting still for a long ime, when suddenly her ear caught a ew words something about "taking compassion" and she was startled a moment after at hearing a few rapid words of introduction and finding a gentleman standing beside her, solicit ing the pleasure of a dance. "Poor little girll how shy she is," thought Lord Pelhain to himself, as she gave a faint response and rose from her seat, "Well, one must do a good natured thing once in a while." The good-natured thing did not prove very unpleasant.- . " Lord. I'elham's well-bred conrteby placed Lizzie at hor ease, and, much to her own .surprise, she found herself chatting to him all about her home, hor scarcely discarded school-days and this very ball. .."I suppose," said Lord Telham. "you were very much excited about your first ball? I remember when my sisters came out what a fuss there was ! It is a good, many years ago (by Jove, they wouldn't thank me for saying that though), and every one thought they'd take the town by storm. You can't guess, Miss Morton," he said, warming to his subject "you can't guess how pretty they looked. I can see them now, dear girls ! How proud I was of them both ! I really don't know which was the prettier," ho added, reflectively. Lizzie sighed. "Why I " continued Lord Pelham, as if once started in his recollections he found it difficult to stop, "I remem bei utmost quarreling with my. cousin because Lily would dance the first waltz with him ! How absurd it seems I" "Are tliey married?" asked Lizzie, timidly. "Married.! Well no," said Lord Tcl ham, reflectively, "and, come to think of it, it's odd too, that they haven't mar ried, such pretty girls as they were." "I thought," said Lizzie, impulsively, "that prettv girts always married at least I "You what?" asked Lord Pelham, rather amused at her aroused tone; then as she shrank back into her shyness he continued, laughing : "Well ! I thought too, once, that pretty girls always married but they don't, you see ! Why, half the old maids were pretty girls once ! " "I wish I was a pretty girl I" said Lizzie, in a sudden burst of confidence, but so naively that no one could have suspected any desire for unmeaning compliment. Her simplicity amused Lord Pelham vastly. He glanced at her little un conscious face and after a second's hesi tation asked, in a manner that put her quite at ease : "Would you mind telling me why ? Are pretty girls such enviable things V" "1 think they are," said Lizzie; "I'm so tired of being told how plain I am, every one 6eems to think I 'can help it; and I can't, you know." "No !" said Lord Pelham.- "1 sup pose not, you weren't consulted about it, were you? Well, never mind, Miss Morton, I'll tell you something to com fort you. I've got a plain 6ister, and I love her better than both the others put together," and he looked so kindly at hor, even with a little amused smile on his lips, that Lizzie's reserve melted quite away. "Is she married ?" she asked, in a hope ful tone. "Married! Yes, indeed, married the very first season she came out, and such a plain little body you did never see?" "How did she manage it ?" asked Liz zie in a tone of amazement. Lord Pelham fairly laughed he couldn't help it. This' girl, this plain little girl, amused him vastly. "Oh," he- said, at last, "I suppose somebody was wise enough to know that beauty is only skin-deep, and my bister Janio had an angel s soul. Lizzie sighed again; then, with a re newed outburst of confidence, she said "I don't think beauty is only skin- deep. I think it s heart-deep. I would give all I have to be pretty." Aud as sho spoke, such a wistful, child-like look grew in her face that her companion was touched. "I wouldn't think about it if I were you," he said, after a pause. "Try and put it out of your head. There are plenty of things beside beauty you can have. Don't you sing', or play f ' "I sing a little," said Lizzie. "But please don't tell any one. I am so afraid Lady Wells will ask me." "I won't betray you," said Lord Pel ham, more and more amused. This naive little girl was something new in his world. Thero was some thing about her, too, which reminded him of his favorite sister. Ho felt that Janie would have liked her. He took her back to her mother, feel ing very much as if she were a little child connded to ms care. "Poor little girl," he was thinking to himself. "Is she so very plain ? He had really scarcely noticed her, had asked Her simply out oi 'compas sion for her loneliness," with no interest in her personally whatever. She had I amused him, though, ne smiled again as ho recalled her naivette. After an interval his thoughts re curred to her. "By Jove!" he thought, "I'll take her for some refreshment." And very much to her amazement, and her mother's surprise, she was es corted on his lordship's arm to the refreshment-room. All her shyness was gone, as far as Lord Pelham was concerned. She chat ted away freely, not for a moment imag ining in her simple little heart that he was critically considering whether she really was so very plain. "I suppose she is," was his mental re flection "I suppose she is and yet I don't know. I wish she'd look at me. She may have eyes under those lids." But Lizzie was not yet sufficiently at home with him to look at him. She answered his questions freely, and was easily led on to give graphic descrip tions of her home life ; of the brothers who teased her, and the sister, a year or two younger, who was longing to come out. and who was such a regular beauty. "So fair, you know," said Lizzie, with a touching reflection upon her own dull and freckled skin, "and with such love ly large blue open eyes." "By Jove !" thought Lord Pelham, "I wish she'd look at me. I'd like to see what her own eyes are like." But this wish at least was vain. Not even her gratitude and shy Lizzie was overpowered with gratitude for all his attention could give he'r courage to look up at him. He remained near her, chatting, till the carriages were announced, and even lingered to place her cape round her shoulders, and bid quite a cordial Good night to her parents ; but, after all, his curiosity was not satisfied. "And so Lizzie did dance 1" said her elder brother next day, as the ball was eagerly discussed. "Dance!" said her father, in high good humor "I should think bo ! Danced with Lor Pelham, above all !" "Yes ;" said Mrs. Morton, reflective ly, "it was very good-natured of him. I heard him say something about com- Jmssion ; he was sorry to see her so onely." Lizzie herself was so convinced that this was the case that she was not the least annoyed, only when she went up stairs she staid a moment longer than usual before her glass, and, raising her heavy lids, looked herself straight in the face. ' 'He's very good natur ed," she thought "I wish I were not so very plain." Lord Pelham's curiosity about those eyeb was singular. He found himself speculating more unreasonably on the subject, and wondering what color would suit her face. Almost any color, he was forced to admit, would do. The dull, sallow skin, the ill-formed nose and wide mouth, no eyes could wholly redeem them, and probably the fringed eyelids were a compensation. Well, well, what did it matter ? He supposed they should not meet again. Why should they ? He did not intend remaining in the neighborhood, and, had he intended it, he had no excuse for calling. But they did meet. Somehow, on Sunday morning, a sudden and most unwonted impulse seized Lord Pelham to attend service in the village church. He went in late, a little embarrassed, if the truth must be told, at his own action. He sat very quietly in the .corner of the pew to which the old verger con ducted him, and only felt at home when the droning choir began the Psalms. Then he looked about, and soon caught sight oi Mrs. Morton's handsome face. "By Jove! what a pretty girl!" he thought, as his eye wandered past to a rosebud of igirl "the beauty," evident ly, of poor Lizzie's tale and next to lier sat his shy friend herself, the down cast lids more drooping than ever, the dull complexion more leaden beside the bright blue eyes and pink and white of the pretty sister. Still, Lord Pelham's glance rested on the plain face of his earlier acquaint ance. The service seemed wonderfully short, and when the congregation left the chancel he found himself side by 6ide with Mrs. Morton. "Going our way ?" she asked, in the porch ; and so, naturally enough, he accompanied them homeward, even walking through their park up to the very door. "Mr. Morton's in the conservatory, if you care to join him," Mrs. Morton ventured to say, her motherly heart all in a flutter ; for here, she decided, was a chance for pretty Rose. And Lord Pelham did care, it ap peared, and had a chat with the master of the house, found sundry points of in terest in common, and even stayed for the family dinner. "Horribly unaristocratio he must think us I" feared Mrs. Morton, as she explained that the early dinner enabled the servants to go to church. Little Lord Pelham cared for her chatter ; ha was wholly occupied with the plain face opposite to him. In vain pretty Hose . bridled and blushed ; in vain she peeped up at him with her most bewitching air. He was only conscious of one fact about her, which was, that she snubbed her elder sister. So did eveiy one else, it appeared to him ; for when Lizzie ventured the re mark which she rarely did it was generally met with : "Oh, I dare Bay you think so !" The neighborhood began to talk very soon after this eventful Sunday in the Mortons' life. Lord Pelham remained at his friend's Sir Harry Wells's and came so often to the Lodge, evinced such an interest in all Mr. Morton's im provements actually invited the boys to his manor for the September shoot ing that he seemed almost like one of the family. One day in the early winter, when the hedges were sparkling with hoar frost, and the roads were beginning to harden, Lord Pelham took his familiar way to the Lodge. He was thinking, as he walked along, of many things about his intimacy there, and his thoughts involuntarily turned to Lizzie. He went back in his mind to their first meetings "I declare," he said to himself, "she never gives me a chance to see what those eyes are like. And how they do snub her at home, to be sure ! Well, poor little thing 1 she's worth a hundred times more than that pretty doll Hose will ever be !" He was walking briskly along, when ; his attention was arrested by a little ' figure which, turning a corner soma distance before him, was hurrying, al most running, toward him. "Why, by Jove 1" exclaimed he, quick ening his steps, "it's Lizzie. What can be the matter?" And as they met, Lizzie, with palo, frightened face, clung to his arm. "Oh, Lord Pelham !" she cried, breathlessly, "I'm so frightened ! Those horrid men ! I ran as hard as I could. They actually spoke to me. There they come !" As she spoke a band of tramps turned the same corner, evidently in high en joyment of her terror. "They begged," explained Lizzio, "and I was so frightened. I never was spoken to in the street before. I never go alone only Dame Brown is sick in the village, and wanted to see me." Lord Pelham was very indignant. He at first thought he would expostulate with the coming tramps ; but feeling how undesirable it would be on her ac count, he contented himself with placing her little trembling hand on his arm, and casting fierce looks at them as he passed. "Never mind, Lizzie !" he said, when, having turned the corner, they were out of sight. "You don't feel frightened now do you ?" And he stood still and took both the little shaking hands in his. "Oli, no !" said Lizzie, looking straight up into his face, and then at last he saw the eyes, the deep violet eyes, swim ming in tears, with their child-like look of trust and dependence. "I know you will take care of me." "Lizzio!" said his lordship, impulsively- "Lizzie, I want you to let me always take care of you. Be my wife, Lizzie my dear little wife." "Oh!" said Lizzie, drawing her hands away suddenly. "You can't mean it, I am so very plain !" However, ho convinced her that he did mean it, and the- world has long forgotten that Lady Pelham was ever considered "so plain." "She has such lovely eyes, you know," Mrs. Grundy says. Tho rest of her face is of no importance whatever ! Fortunes Picked Up. Up on the ledge, last week, three men in one day pounded out twenty-nine pounds of gold. For many days the yield has been about, the same, and there seems to be no sign of their giv ing out. Downieville (Cal.) Messenger. At 1 o'clock this afterroon John Robar and Eli Worthington uncovered a three and one-half foot vein of rich mineral, six feet from the surface, in the northern outskirts of the city. An assay shows the oro to contain sixty per ceut. of lead and forty-five ounces in silver. From 1 o'clock until i o'clock, the hour of writing, between six aud eight tons of this rich mineral was put on the dump. The lead is solid and in place. The city is wild with excitement, and hundreds of people have visited the wonderful discovery. Bonanza (Col.) Enterprise. Sr. H. Diaz Pena, who arrived in Tuc son, Arizona, from Mexico, recently, brought with him probably the most splendid specimen of silver ore that has ever been seoa in that section. In weight thero are about twenty-eight ounces of pure silver and a half ounce of quartz. The mine from which this is taken is located in tho State of Sina loa, about one hundred miles southeast from Alamos, in Sonora. It was 're cently discovered by a mere accident. A vanquero was riding over the moun tains in search of stray cattle, when his attention was attracted by a large boulder, which appeared unusually rich in metal. Upon examination it proved to contain several thousand dollars iu silver. It was taken to tho mint at Hermosillo aud sold for upward of 3,000. Three brothers named Berrey essa purchased tho mine, and in one week they extracted more than 828,000 womi of the same kind of quartz. Suicides from High Places. Tho first attempt to commit suicide on the NewYork elevated railroad was made a few days ago by a young woman who threw herself trom a station plat form in front of an approaching train. In the largo cities of the world the high places accessible to the public have come to be utilized for the pur pose of suicide. Many persons bent on self-destruction have leaped from the parapet of the nigh Bridge acqueduct across the Harlem river, and have been killed by the fall of over a hundred feet. Superstitious laborers engaged about the pumping-house have told stories of phantom shapes Hitting along tho capstones of the masonry on moon light nights, or ascending the flights of stairs without stepping ; and it is told of one of the men that though his work ing hours ceased at 2 o'olock in the morning, he would never cross the bridge to his Tiome till after daylight. Since a drunken man leaped from above the keystone of the central arch, and lived to resume his occupation of fish ing from the neighboring wharf, which exploit has been followed by descents in safety by two or three venturous per sons, the place has been abandoned for purposes of suicide, as offering, perhaps too many chances of failure. After the Brooklyn bridge shall have been oom- Eleted, it will, unless closely watched y guards, offer facilities for suicide which cannot fail to attract those who may be tired of life. A half dollar for 1807 is worth seventy-five cents. A five-cent piece of 1705, in good condition, is worth one dollar. Fifty-cent pieces for 1S13, 1819 and 1824 are worth sixty cents each. A half cent for 1851 is worth eight cents FOR THE LADIES. Mexlcnn Society. There exists no other society on the planet, not even India, where there as more distinction of caste and claas than is found in Mexico. On the gulf coast, by consequence of unfortunate amalga mation of the white and the Indian ana Chinese and the black races, there are said to exist at least a dozen .separate classes of humanity, of different color, or, at least, of different characteristics. In the capital such is jiot the case. Thero are Castilians and Creoles, or chil dren of Indian mothers and Spanish fathers and full-blooded Indians. The Creoles are noted for their intelligence, their symmetry of form and feature and their personal courage. Their com plexion may bo said to resemble that of the far-famed caballeros of Andalusia. The males are tall and shapely, while tho ladies are generally very beautiful, are well formed, possess delicately moulded hands and feet, and the most beautiful eyes of any of the human family. The belles of the south of France, of the mountains and plains of Spain, of the Sierras and coasts of Por tugal and the famous cities of Italy, must yield to their charming sisters of the Latin republics in the beauty, shape, size and expression of tho eyes. Iney are so exceedingly expressive, a glance i from between their low fringes seems to melt into the very soul. The Mexican ladies are exemplary wives and fond and loving mothers. Their home to them is their entire world ; their husbands the idols of their hearts, while their children are the an gels which make their home their heaven. Yet, strange to say, there is no word in the Spanish language that can express the idea conveyed in our dear old hearty Anglo-Saxon word "home." The nearest approach to it is found in honor, which may be translated "heartn- stone" or simply "hearth." Yet, not withstanding this, the ties or family are more binding in Mexican society than among any other race under heaven. The repentant outcast knows that he or she can always return to the friendly shelter of the family roof. While tho prodigal son invariably finds the arms of the indulgent and forgiving parents open to receive him, for among the Spanish Creoles "blood is thicker than water," and tears which stream from a mother's eyes have often wiped away the stains of erring daughters' sin. In Latin countries one false step is not so oft in followed by a parent's curse, nor the door shut to the return of one who lias in the senseless parlance of society irretrievably fallen. New Orleans Dem ocrat. Fashion Notes. Brown lace is used on light colored silks. Dragon green is a new shade of that .jolor. Ombre and Roman 6hort sashes are worn. "Teel" or apricot is the favorite shade of pink. China crape is imported for over dresses. Open work and fancy braid hats are the rage. Black chenille forms part of the hand some mantles. On wedding slippers ivory heels are the latest thing. Dotted and flowered Swiss muslins aro again very fashionable. - Colored lace mitts in every style are worn to match the costume. The new almond coior is only a revi val of the old cuir or leather color. Buttons with jEsop's fables are .fit to amuse tho children only not for dresses. Black and white checked silk deck handkerchiefs are worn with traveling suits. Tho nearer tho bangs and curls ewer up the forehead the more fashionable is the wearer. Skirts of sea-grass cloth embroidered in crewels are to bo worn at the seaside this summer. A befitting toilet constructed sim ply and of plain goods is far more pleas t . ii i i i i... ii. i- ing man an eiegunt ureas uuuijr uiuuu Lawn tennis costumes are made of ecru or cream-colored batiste, brightened by wide bayadere stripes in rich Oriental colors. Chantilly lace is worn over plaitings of delicately tinted satin, intermixed with poppies or fine soft flowers, for dress hats. Roses of pink or crimson, dark red roses and dark red poppies are worn with black, or cream colored satin or Surah dresses. Suits of checked linen in black and white are almost as pretty as the checked silks, and infinitely cooler for evening dresses. Black silk grenadines , in Mexican grounds, have brocaded Lowers in black plush, the leaves oeing outlined with threads of gold or silver. Amnnc the stuffs which have recentlv come into fashion is linen luster, an oli fashioned silky material worn in the time of our grandmothers. Olivette is the name of a new hat which Wirns up all around, except just over the right shoulder, where it bends down very sharply. The trimming is feathers. New designs in jewelry are suggestive of the land of the Nile. Egyptian and Cesnola designs prevail. The asp, the lotus leaf, and the Nile key are patterns much worn. Wreaths of delicaU roses, ending in fine sprays of rose leaves and moss buds, are worn under the oddly curved .brims of the stylish and picturesque Spanish 1UUUU X1UIB. . Mother Hubbard cloaks for little girls are gathered in such a way that a mfHe stands mit above tlia voke. The effect is quaint and odd but not by any means pretty. ' Ginghain.VJrbcl.8 - fo'f' little girls are plaited from the neck to about half the distance between the belt and then al lowed to fall, loose. ThtrrruWfwgis Hamburg edging. ' Thin silk scarfs bordered with deep chenille fringe and woven in embossed figures are to be worn for wraps with muslin gowns. They are to be found in all the pale tints. The graceful little bags of tinted silk to be suspended from the belt or girdle are called "gipcieres." The Greek polonaise is worn by half grown girls. Some dressniakqr;3 give it the Marguerite sleeve, and the result is a garment that looks as if it had dropped together by accident. One of Worth's new polonaises. the front cut away like a waistcoat," and the sides faced and foldevnck, with cascades of lace down each one and about the lower edge of the waistcoat. A new hat made in Italy and on exhi bition at Milan is all in one piece, retains its shape perfectly on the head, and can bo sat on without sustaining a wrinkle. It would be a good theater hat on a "crush" night. , - .4.--. Very pretty is the mode of adorning flat bonnets with a bunchy torsade of the bright striped silk, and overlaying the crown by a square oi crochet gimp pinned down cornerwise to form aMarie Stuart peak in front. An English bride went to the altar the other day attended by five bridemaids dressed in primrose satin looped up with bouquets and trails of scarlet camellias and primroses, and yefr'the English are "quiet" in their tastes. The latest novelty in fans was brought from the Orient, and is called the Am phora. They are very unique in shape, without handles, and aro made up in silk and satin, with feather trimmings and artistio designs painted in colors. The Mother Hubbard gowns for little,--' girls are economical, for no sash is" worn with them and they are easily made. All materials are used for these little costumes, even muslins and ginghams being fashioned in tho quaint old style. A style of hair-dressing, is the fashion of cutting the hair short from temple to temple and curling it in short heavy rings all over the crown of the head The remainder of the hair is twisted in a Grecian coil low in the nape of th neck. Hoop earrings are very popular. One variety shows a roll of Etruscan gold forming a plain, medium-sized hoop, but ending at the ear in the head of a savage little tiger with ruby eyes and open jaws. The new jewelry seems to be dimmed with the mold of a thousand years. Fancy jewels play an important part in modern toilets. No scarf, tie or bow of any kind is now worn without being fastened with some sort of brooch. Most of these brooches are in the form of insects, butterflies, lady birds, snails, and even spiders, although the latter have not obtained the vogue that was predicted them. Arab Oddities. An Arab entering a house removes his shoes, but not hia hat. Ho mounts his horse upon the right side, while his wife milks the cow upon the left side. Writing a letter, he puts nearly all the compliments on the outside. With him ' the point of a pin is its head, while its i J : j l l tt,. I .1 be wrapped up warm, even in the sum mer, while his feet may well enough go naked in winter. Every article of merchandise which is liquid, he weighs, but measures wheat, barley and a few other articles. He reads and writes from right to left. He eats scacrely any thing for breakfast, about as much for dinner, but after the work of tho day is done, sits down to a hot meal swimming in oil, or better yet, boiled butter. His sons eat with him, bat the females of his house wait till his lordnhip is done, ir. i . . . .1 l -..i i i : . - l. wife walking behind. He laughs at the idea of walking in the street with his wife, or of ever vacating his seat for a woman. He knows no use for chairs, tables, knives, forks, nor even fpoons, unless they are wooden ones. Bed steads, bureaus'and fireplaces may be placed in the same category. If he be an artisan he does work sitting, perhaps using his teet to hold r ' at his handu are engaged upon. Drin s cold water with a sponge, but never bathes in it un less his home be on the sea-shore. Is rarely seen drunl too seldom speaks the truth is deficient in affection for his kindred has little curiosity and no imi tation no wish to improve his miad no desire to surround himself with the comforts of life. Telegraph Lines. At the close of the year 1880 thei were in the United States 170,103 miles of telegraph lines, and during that year 33,155,991 messages were sent. The miles of wire were about 300,000. This does not include the lines used exclu sively for railroad business. The other countries having the greatest length of lines are as follows: Russia, 66,170 miles ; Germany, 41,131 ; France, 3t5, 970 ; Austria-Hungary, 30,403 ; AuHtra lia, 26,842 ; Great Britain, 23,15(3 ; Brit ish India, 18,209 ; Turkey, 17,085 ; and, Italy, 15,864, " .