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I" j . 1 1 . . . . . ...,,,. a, v : No Time for Hating. .Hegono with fond I away with strife; Our human hearts uumating I Let us bo friends again I This life Is all too short for hating ! Ho dull the day, bo dim tho way, Ha rojigh tho road we're faring , J- ar ln-ticr weal wilh fnilhful fiicnd, Thnn Htalk alono uncaring I Tho barren fif, tho withered vino, Aro types of selfiuh living; But Kottln that givo, like thino and mine, Itciimv their life by giving. While ey preen waves o'er early graves, On all tho way we're going, Tur bettor plant, where sued Is scant, Than tread on fruit that's growing Away with scorn 1 Rinco die wo must And rent oil ono low pillow; There aro no rivals in tho dust No foes beneath tho willow. Ho dry tho bowers, so few tho flowers, Our earthly way discloses, Far better stoop where daisies droop Than tramp o'er broken rososl Of what are all the Joys we hold ; Compared to joys above ns I And what are rank, and power and gold, Compared to hearts that love us ? . So floot our years, bo full of foars, So cloBoly death is waiting; God gives us space for loving grace, But leaves no time for hating. ; A. J. II.Duganne. PRINGLE'S FLAT. ' ' You will have a beautiful day, my dear," said Mrs. Hope, as she looked ad miringly first at her Bon Diet, who wa3 driving up to the door iu his jew buggy, then at her daughter-in-law, Marj Hopo, whose honeymoon was at its full. " I am so glad I" said the young wife. "What lovely worker we have had ever since I came 'here ! not bt all like what some of my friends predicted when they said we ought to spend our honey moon in the East.:' ' . Dick Hope at that rnorne it sprang out of bis buggy Ijghtly, and gallantly extended a hand to his wife. " Nonsense I" exclaimed Rtyry Hope. " t am not such a helpless creature that I can't get. in myself ;" and she stepped lightly into the buggy, witl a merry tomb, . , 7J$l lI?poHlMji elder gave an approv ing nvd : " It's aa,well to let Dick know ' you fnn help yourself. These Western men I " Need- managing like other men," interrupted .her duughter-in-law, with another lartgh. Old Mr. Hope, coming down from the stables at that moment, eyed the horse, buggy and harness (Dick had expended seven hundred dollars on that turn-out), then stood patting the horse's neck kindly. lie was an admirer of fine horses, and his judgment was sought far and wide on all points of horse flesh: " There's fine mettle here, Dick." " I know it," said Dick, proudly. "Cheap at four hundred," said Mr. IIope. " Have you tried her yet ?" " I think she's go od for two-twenty ono without much of an effort." " Why, isn't that a fast horse, Dick?" asked his wife, whose curiosity was aroused. I Just middling," answered her hus band. " We have them out here faster than that." I "It is fast," said his father. "We used to think it impossible, but we have got so far on now there's no telling what's in a horse. I like this mare very much.' It it was anybody else's, I'd " Come, now, what would you give, father?" said Dick, banteringly. " It's all in the family, so I'm saved a hundred dollars at least." " A hundred more wouldn't buy her, father. Just say to, anybody that covets my new mare I won't take a cent less than seven hundred dol.'ars. Why she goes like wind. " That reminds me, Dick, you'd best take tho road round by Drake's." " And lose a good lialf-hour," said Dick. " That's a long way round, father," said the elder Mrs. Hope. "You take my advice," said her hus band. "I mean coming back. It doesn't matter going. If it should blow you will find it tafest. Dick, who was adjusting a strap, looked off east and west, Bmiled in a satisfied way and observed: " I don't see any signs of a storm. . "Nor 1," said his father; "but no one -nows anything about the wind here. I'll never forget the sweep I got twenty years ago coming over Pringle's Fiat." " That is whore wo are going, isn't it, Dick?" Mrs. Dick Hope looked the least trifle anxious as she turned to her husband. " Was it so bad, Mr. Hope ? " "Bad! Bad's no name for it. Why, it blew my wagon as far as from here to the Darn, blew tne norses on ineir ieei, tore up trees and lodged me against a rock that saved my life. " That must have been terrible," said Marv Hope. "Don't let him frighten you," said . Die, smilingly; "lightning never : strikes twice in the same place. I'm all j riglrt, you see. Tho only time I was i .i... T e. vou Are we all ready now? Basket in, Mother?" 3 rs. Hope nodded gayly, Dick lifted ihe reius lij.Ttly nd away the new bir' 'j with its happy occupants sped ov the prairie. 1 was early morning.; The fingers of tlnj dew stretched upward, dissolving tli l.iliuJowy "mist that hiing over the Vfrieand tho thiii line, of woodland Uv awkl til to tho west like a fringe on a neatly-cut garment. The young wife inhaled the perfumes ex haled from the flowers, filling the at mosphere with rich odors. There were lines upon lines of variegated tints above tho horizon. Such a Bunriso Mary Hope had never looked on except among tho mountains. There wcro tints of crimson, amber and gold ; and above all white pillars rolled majestically, palaces more magnificently and stately than any that tho human mind could conceive. "How grand I" she sail, us Dick looked smilingly at her. " The mind of man cannot measure all its beauties," said Dick, as he lighted a cigar and settled himself down for Borne " solid enjoyment." As tho red and golden glories stretch ed above tho horizon a light breeze sprang up, fanning Mary nopo's cheeks, caressing her hair lightly, and sighing through the thin selvage of trees which Dick's father had planted along tho roadway before his son was born. The god of day wheeled his chariot aloft, ra diating, a3 only the summer can, tho rarest tints of amber, and crimson and gold, until tho purple glories, rolling aloft like great billows, gradually arched themselves into the semblance of a gate way ; through which Mary Hope caught, in fancy glimpses of tho celestial city. She did not speak, but sat perfectly quiet, drinking in the beauties of tho most beautiful morning Dick Hope had ever witnessed in the West. " There is Pringle's Flat," said Dick, suddenly, pointing ahead. "Surely We have not come seven miles, Dick?" " Scarcely, now far is that ahead ?" "Is it a mile, Dick?" " That's what the smart hunters from the East Bay when they shoot and miss their game. It's the atmosphere, Mary." "It's a small place," said his wife, as she looked forward to Pringle's Flat, lying a little below them. Beyond it there was a ribbon of molten gold, made by the sun's slanting rays falling upon the river. " And that is the river." " We'll be there in twenty minutes," said Dick Hope, " when I want to intro duce you to some of the nicest people in this end of the State." The people Dick referred to received the young couple in a manner that made Mary Hopo's cheeks glow with gratifica tion. Her husband was a man univer sally admired as fine a specimen of his kind as was ever produced west of Prin gle's Flat. The bride during the two hours they remained in the town created a ripple of talk. There was something about Dick and his wife that made peo ple turn to look at then. When they drove away a score of friends waved Brood wishes and tossed kisses after them. " Now for Dan's Rock," said Dick, as he gave his mare the rein and cast a backward glance at Pringle's Flat. "Pretty, isn't it?" "Pretty?" said his wife. "Why, Dick, it's lovely ! See the light on the church windows; it looks as though it were really on fire. The houses are so pretty, too, the streets so wide, and there is such an air of peace and com fort about it ! Why, it is like a town that has grown up in a night, it is so wonderfully clean and neat just what a painter would make if he were paint ing towns to please people." " I'm glad you like it. That reminds me; do you see that house above the church, to the left?" "It looks charming the prettiest house there." "Glad you like it." "Why, 'Dick?" "It's yours. I bought it before I went East for you. We'll look inside of it when we return, if we have time." That was Dick Hope's way. The drive to Dan's Bock occupied an hour. " Now for a trial of your strength," said Dick, a i he tied his horse to a tree at the base of the groat rock and assist- ked his wife to the ground where they were to lunch. Must I climb up there, Dick ?" said Mrs. nope. "That's the programme, what we came out for to-day. You've heard so much of the view from Dan's Hack that you want to see it for yourself. Do you know you remind me now of Tarthenia fetching water from the spring ?" " Parthenia tamed her husband, didn't she, Dick? I'm glad your mother saved me the trouble." . That was a lunch Mary nope often recalled in after years. Dick persisted in forcing all kinds of dainties upon her, " Irish fashion," as she said rJter ward. It was the first time she had ever had him to herself in the glad day with no curious eyes to poer on them, and she subjected her lord and master in her turn to such straits that he gladly cried quits as ho put his hair out of his eyes and viewed his tormentor. Then they slowlj mounted the mass ive heap called Dan's Hock. Such a view ! A sweep of forty miles in one direction, east, and almost as grand a view to the west. . Dick sat down and handed his wife the glasses as he lighted a "resh cigar. " Do you see that hill away off to the left there?" "nasn't it a curious shape?" " That's where the wind comes from. They manufacture it up thero." "What do you mean, Dick ?" " There's a valley back there that ex tends full forty miles northwest, where you come to prairie land like ours back of Pringle's Flat, orjv there is ten times more of it. Tho wind rolls down the valley and plays the vety deuce with things on the river about the Point. Sometimes it rains, and then you'd think tho heavens were emptying; all the water in the valley sweeps down below us here, fills the valley where it narrows there like the neck of a bottle, and then look out for trouble. I saw it once; that is all I want to see." "Is it bo awful, Dick?" " It is really awful, Mary." "And now it looks like like the plains of Egypt. I can't conceive of anything disturbing the porfect peace of this beantiful flcene. See that cloud away off there, Dick." " About the size of a man's hand? I soe it." " It's the only speck in the sky," said his wife. "It's not like our sky, then," said Dick, as he kissed her standing on the very top of Dan's Bock. "Do you know it is time we were moving now?" " We havo only been here a little while." " It's three hours since we stopped at tho foot of Dan's Bock." " My goodness, Dick !" " That's what I'm always saying to myself when I think you took me be fore all the other fellows.'" "It can't bo." " Look for yourself," said Dick, hold ing out his watch. "It's the grandest day of my life, Dick. I wouldn't .have missed it for anything." He gave her his hand and helped her down tho rough places. Once in a while Mary would stop to gather bits of moss and flowers as mementos of a red-letter day. At least an hour was consumed in the descent. Then they got into the buggy and turned home ward, but not on the road leading past Drake's. " We want to see all that can be seen, don't we?" said Dick. " By all means," answered his wife, as she tied her hat loosely and pre pared to enjoy the drive home. " But didn't your father tell you to go home by Drake's?" " The other is the better road." "You know best, Dick." Dick's mare went at a slapping pace. " She smells oats," said Dick. "Look at Pringle's Flat, Dick." " Pretty, isn't it ?" , "There is not a leaf stirring, one would think. It looks so restful over there ! It might be a deserted village." " It does look unusually quiet, now I notice it. But then this sun is terrible. See if you can find our house over there, Mary." There was a long silence, then the young wife gleefully pointed out the house, and there was another long silence which was broken by Mrs. Hope saying suddenly: " What is that curious sound I hear ?" "I hear nothing." " There I Do you hear it now ?" Dick inclined an ear. They were fair ly clear of the rough land at the base of Dan's Bock now and the mare was trot ting rapidly. Suddenly her driver's firm hand brought her upon her haunches. Dick listened intently. His wife was right; her ears were keener than his. There was something in the air. At that instant Mary's hand clutched his arm convulsively as she cried out: "Oh, Dick, what is that back of us?" She was looking back with horror stricken eyes and pale lips. Dick turned. A cloud like a black wall was rushing down upon them; it seemed to Dick Hopo's eyes as black aink. An awful fear possessed him. There was a hush, a stillness, in the air as chilling as the terrible cloud behind them. " Go 'long I" he exclaimed des- Eerately, cutting the mare fiercely with is whip. The mare shot out like an arrow, and at that moment another sound smote their ears a sound that was like the crash of worlds. The mare plunged, reared, then resumed her onward course. Her owner had lost all control over her. But one thought animated Dick Hope as he clasped his wife with his right ami, while he held fast to the reins with his left hand, shutting his teeth like a vise. That thought was, "Pray God we reach the river bottom !" The earth groaned under their feet. A sound like the rush and roar and scream of a, million locomotives deaf ened them. Dick Hope instinctively turned and clasped his young wife in his arms. He did not see the mare; he saw nothing but his wife's face, and something in it struck terror to his heart. His own was ashy gray at that moment, as was his young wife's when she turned her last appealing look upon him and moved her lips. His one prayer was that they might die together. It seemed to them then that all the sound in the air and earth was con densed, gathered into one awful shriek. Earth and sky were obliterated. Dick Hope felt himself lifted up and flung like a flake through the air. - When he recovered his senses he was lying where he had prayed to be in the river-bottom, with his wife close beside him. The awful storm did not divide them. The tornado, like a raging beast, had simply taken them up in his teeth, so to speak, tossed them aside, and pursued its path. Where they were lying the water was so shoal that it icarcely covered them. Dick sat up and spoke to his wife; she did not answer. Then he put one hand up involuntarily, iu a weak, helpless way. There was blood on his face ; he could not see ; his eyes were full of sand. He struck himself in despair, and, again grasping his wife, said, in a hoarse voice: "You are not dead, MaryV Whether it was the water from the river he dashed into his face or the Rush of tears that came iuto his eyes, Dick does not know to this day, but suddenly his eyes became clear, and he could see his wife lying with her face next him and tho water washing her long hair over her breast. He lifted her up. He felt her hands, her cheeks. Then sud denly ho summoned all his remaining strength for ono supreme effort, and dragged rather than carried her up tc the dry shelving beach under tho blufl. Mary IIope slowly opened her eyes and looked at her husband. Then she put her hands slowly up to her face and covered it. .Dick saw the tears coursing down her cheeks. " Don't don't, Mary !" he said. " I can't help it. I am not crying with pain or grief ; it's because you are living, because wo both are spared." Dick's strength returned to him. He stood up and looked about him. Until that moment he did not know that he was coatless and without vest or shirt ; he was naked. He pressed his eyes with his hands and looked down on himself like one awakening out of a dream. He looked at his wife, still sitting with her face covered with her hands : " Mary, we are almost naked. There is nothing on me, and your dress is in ribbons." He looked up and down the river in a helpless way, still pressing a hand to his heart "I don't see any sign of the buggy or the horse." Then he cast his glance at the bluff back of them. Come, let us go up on the bank." Ho had to carry her. " It is the horrible fright, dear Dick. I'll soon get over it," she said, when he set her down gently on the level ground. " Mary, look over there. Do you see anything ? My eyes are so full of sand, so sore, that I can't make it out quite. Everything looks blurred." She did not answer him, It was not because her eyes were not clear. As she looked wonderingly, her hand, that had never relinquished her husband's from the moment he seated her on the prairief clasped his convulsively. Then she ut tered a loud cry. " I I expected as much," said Dick, speaking more to himself than to his wife. "NRiing nothing man ever made could stand before that Btorm." "Oh, Dick," she exclaimed, sob bingly, "there is nothing left of the town not a house. I can only see a heap here and there something like fallen chimneys and smoke and fire." " That's the end of Pringle's Flat, Mary." He looked back over the prairie back to the fringe of trees that skirted a portion of the road near the base of Dan's Bock but a little while since. He could not recognize the place he had looked on a hundred times. The trees had disappeared; they had been swept from the face of the earth. Tnen he shaded his eyes with his hand and looked across to where Pringle's Flat had stood in all the pride of a new Western town. Dick Hope suddenly knelt by his wife's side, still holding her hand, saying: "Let us pray." Among all those who witnessed the awe-inspiring tornado that swept Prin gle's Flat until not one stone stood upon another, killing, maiming all living creatures in its path, none have such vivid recollections as Dick Hope and his wife. When they refer to their experience on that terrible day they speak in a low tone, reverently, as though standing in the presence of the dead. David Lwci-t,, in Lippincott. Her Terrible Adventure. There were a party of four couple coming over on the Sarcelito boat, last Sunday, and the prettiest girl of the gushers looked up at Mount Tamalpais and said : " Oh, that horrid, horrid mountain. I had the most frightful adventure up there last summer you ever heard of 1 It's a wonder my hair didn't turn white." "What on earth was it?" chorused the rest. " Well, you see, I was up thero with a private picnic party, and I wandered off by myself about a mile, pickjng flowers. After awhile I sat down to rest in a lonely canon, and before long I heard a queer rustling sound in some bushes right behind me. I knew at once, somehow, that it was a grizzly." "Great Scott 1 and you all alone!" shuddered her escort. " Not a soul within a mile of me. Was just paralyzed with terror. I didn't dare to Btir, but iu a minute I heard the beast coming toward me through the thicket." " Oh, if I'd only been there," said a pimply-faced young man, breathing very hard. " I knew it was no use to try and run, and I had read somewhere that bears never touch dead people. So I just shut my eyes and held my breath." " Gracious ! " " Pretty soon the great brute walked up close and began snilling me all over. Oh, it was just terrible ! " "Should have thought you would have fainted." "Oh, I didn't dare to," said the heroine. "Just then I suppose the party rushed up and rescued you ? " said the appalled audience. " No, they didn't. Pretty soon I felt the great beast pulling at the flowers in my hat, bo I just got up and shooed the horrid thing away." "What I The grizzly?" "Oh, it wasn't a grizzly. It was a nasty old cow. But just suppose it had been a grizzly." .But the audience refused tg "r,up pose," and the party looked like a Quaker funeral until the bout struck the wharf. Virginia (Ap.) Chronicle. Resisted. Four young men, clerks and students, while on a summer vacation tramp through Northern New England, en gaged for a guide to a certain romantic forest waterfall a boy named Forrest Graves. Forrest was a fine, athletic fellow, who could outwalk and outclimb any amateur in tho mountains, and his moral courage was quite equal to his physical health and strength. After he had guided the young men to the waterfall, and they Lad satisfied themselves with sight-seeing, they in vited him to lunch with them. "Thank you, I have my own lunch;" and the bov went awav bv himself. Later, when full justice had been done to their repast, and a flask of brandy had furnished each of the young men with a stimulating draught, Graves was called. " You must drink with us, if you will not eat with us," now said the owner of the flask, and the most reckless of the party. "No, sir, thank you," was the boy's courteous response. " But I shall insist upon it." " You can do as you please, and I shall do as I please." The young man sprang to his feet, and with a bound stood beside rlie boy, too much absorbed in his own rmroose to heed the quivering lips and flashing eyes of another. "Now you are bound to try my brandy, l always rule. " Y'ou can't rule me." These words were scarely uttered when the flask was seized and hurled into the stream, where the chinking of glass betrayed its utter destruction. Then a clear, defiant tone rang out: " I did it in self-defense. You had no Sht to tempt me. My father was once a rich and honorable man, but he died a miserable drunkard, and my mother came here to live to keep me away from liquor till I should be old enough to take care of myself. I have promised her a hundred times I wouldn't taste it, and I'd die before I'd break my promise." " Bravely said. Forgive me, and let us shake hands. My mother would be a happy woman if I was as brave as you. I wouldn't tempt you to do wrong. I shall never forget you, nor the lesson you have taught me." The most reckless was the most gen erous, and seeing his error apologized frankly. How many boys need to be kept from strong drink; and, alas, how many men and women I Who dares tempt them ? Let it not be you and I. Youth's Com panion. It Looks Suspicious. It seems suspicious for a dramatic critic at a play to laugh until his vest buttons rattle off like peas from a pod, be affected to tears until he has to bor row an extra handkerchief to absorb the moisture, applaud tilt he seems to lead an "encore," and then to write a criti cism next morning condemning the play as execrable and the actors as worse. It seems suspicious for a young man to call on the same girl every other even ing and on another girl every othei evening. It seems as if 'twould be " s'mother evening " with him before a great while. It seems suspicious for a grocer to put up a sign " None but diary butter sold here," when there are a dozen kegs of something or other with the labels scraped off just unloading at his store door. It seems suspicious for a woman whom you have knowr since she was a girl as a decidedly freckled Bpecimen, to ap pear on the streets without a freckle in sight. It Beems suspicious foi a restaurant keeper to carefully avoid dining at iis own place of business, just for the sake of walking two miles to dine with his family. It seems suspicious for a clerk who gets G a week salary to appear in a new pair of mauve pantaloons and suit to match at least four times a year. It seems suspicious for a man to bring down a cotton umbrella in the morning and carry home a silk one at night. It also looks like a good trade. New Haven Jieg inter . The proclamation of a king of Poland could not be made without the free and undivided consent of every member of the nobility. At the coronation of Ladislaus, the eldest brother of King Casimir, the primate having demanded of the nobility whether they accepted that prince, one of tho inferior nobility replied that he did not. When he was asked what objection he had to Ladis laus he replied that he had none, except that he did not wish him to be king, and persisted in this for more than an hour, during which time he necessarily delayed the proclamation. At length he threw himself at tho king's feet and said: " I only desired to see whether my country was still froe. I am now satkfied, and give my suffrage for your majesty." A man who was too poor to indulge in any luxuries other than children was presented by a loving but unreckoning wife with triplets three boys and he sought for some family to adopt them. Mr. Clark was rather inclined to take them, but his good wife thought one would perhaps be enough. They were talking it over before their little eight-year-old daughter, who said: "Why don't you take ono of them, ma, or don t they want to break the set ?" SHE 11ELIEVED IN AUVEUTISINCl. "Oh, win-re are ynii going, my pretty maid?" " To do aume 'chopping," aha eweutly itaid; "Ami where," 1 nuked, in a glad surprise ; ' Oli, anywhere, where tiny aJvorUoe 1" Singular Marks on a Woman's Face. Mrs. Marcil, of St. Jean Baptisto, is reported to have her face marked with mysterious figures and letters. A re porter visited her and gives the follow ing account cf the interview: One week from last Thursday, it is claimed, the first appearance was noticed on tho left cheek of the face, and since that time it has appeared and disappeared continu ously, always in the Bame place. The letters and figures the first few days were of a brown color, but later they have become of a bluish hue. The fol lowing figures and letters, as taken down on a paper by a party present and shown to the reporter, aro Baid to have appear ed on Monday afternoon, viz. : I, G, A, E, D, A, I, J, A, E, C, 9, X and F. Mrs. Marcil is of a prepossessing appearance, rather below the medium height and not averse to the visitors who have called upon her lately to become eye-witnesses of the remarkable occurrence. She seems to be entirely unconcerned her self as to the appearance or disappear ance of the phenomena on her face and conversed with the reporter and A. Cob lentz, of Morris, who was present at the time, quite freely on the subject, stat ing that before she went to bed on the previous evening she looked into tho mirror and the figures 1, 8 and 4 could be distinctly seen. At the request of the reporter and the evening drawing to a close, she drew her chair to the window and exposing her face to the light in a short time both vif itors were astonished at the result, for, tho reporter adds: "We must confess that previous to this our credulity did not make us easy of belief, but there on the left cheek on Mrs. Marcil's face, al though not so colored as we have been led to believe, the letter E was stamped, plainly to be seen. The letter resem bled to us more the appearance in col oring of a smart slap having been given on the face. This disappeared, to bo replaced in a short time by the figure 4, and almost immediately by the lettei R, it being closely joined to the figure 4, in the shape of a monogram. Sat isfied with what we had seen we took our departure, totally unable in any way to account for the appearance and won dering in our minds if it had any re lation to old Mother Shipton's prophecy. Here is a circumstance for some scien tific man to investigate. Winnipeg Manitoba) Times. ' , Artemus Ward's Pranks. The May Scribner has an anecdotal paper on " Artemus Ward; his home and family," with a drawing of the homestead", a portrait of his mother and a new drawing of Ward as a lec turer, based on the obsolete sketch in the old "London Illustrated Times," and which is said to be the only satisfactory portrait of the humorist. Tho follow ing is vouched for by the writer as new: " Among his youthful diversions was the writing of lotters to prominent per sons in all parts of the country whose names he happened to see in print entire strangers to him. These usually referred to some prospective business arrangement. Thus he would write to some gentleman in New York: 'Dear Sir I'm sorry to say I shan't be able to get that harness done on the day I promised;' or, ' I will not be able to call at your house, as you requested,' etc. In this mystification of unsus pecting people he was not unlike the German Owiglass, who," while always playing the fool, never lacked fools upon whom he might try experiments. Nothing seemed to please him more than to get the better of his brother Cyrus. One very cold night in the winter, when he had come home at a late hour from an entertainment, in stead of going quietly to his room, for which his mother had provided by leaving the doors unfastened, he sta tioned himself in the street and called to his brother as if in deep distress about something. Cyrus was slow to wake and appear. Charles continued calling, and with more agony, CyI Cy! Ho ! Cy !' When Cyrus at last came to the window he solemnly asked: 'Do you really think, Cyrus, that it is wrong to keep slaves ?' " HEALTH 1ILNTS. All stimulants, even tea and cofl'ee, act upon the system as poison, and are consequently injurious. The Family I'hyxician says: Digestion requires leisure. Never eut until you can be sure of leisure for digestion. After rest then "give an hour of exercise to every pound of food." Terra alba, or white earth, is used to adulterate white sugars, cream of tartar, and other comnionbjyised articles. Its use tends to produce disease of tho kid neys, bladder and stomach. Writes Mr. Labouchere: I arrived at Milan from the Lake of Como. I felt tho symptoms of malaria, and, instead of sending for a doctor, shut myself up in my bedroom for two days and two nights, during which time my only nour ishment was lemonade. VThis regime entirely cured mo. WeroVhose who catch any malarial fever to pnrsue the same course they would find it worth all tho prescriptions that doctors ever WTOte. Dr. Guillasse, of the French navy, reports that in th early stages of ty phoid fever coffee is almost a specific against typhoid fever. He gives it to adults, two or three tablespooufuls of strong, black cofl'ee every two hours, al ternating with one or two teaspoonfuls of claret or Burgundy wino. The bene ficial effect is immediate. A little- lem onade or citrate of maguesi.i should 'bo given daily and after aw hile a little qui-nine.