r 1 ) Rates of Advertising. One Rqoare (1 inc h,) one insertion - '. OneHquare " una month - 3 O'l One Square " three months - 00 OneBqnare " ono year - - 10 0 Two Huiiarea, one yenr - - IS t(f Quarter Col. ' - - - - 0 (X) Ha . - - r,0 CO One " " - - - 100 0 IiPfral notice at established rata. Man-inue mid death notices, grati. All bills for yeiirlv advcrtiHomentci col lected quarterly. Temporary adverts monts must be paid for i a advance. Job work. Cash on Delivery. I" ITIU.ISKBD KVERV WMiXIHDAV, ir; orncR iv Ronrmos a. iur;'.:T3 Dn.riK r,r,M BTR!;iT,TlO'.Tr.TA, FA. fi CM fl -ft E 1 M ! Mil till II II II 1 4 1 1 II It () 'i'KUJH, t.M Y;. AT;. ?0 Slili! liliMcru,! i,M, ror,,;,.,,,! r, ,. . .i,..i... period tlum tl. ihhtiMim. . Corns),,,,,,), v.,;,,.;., j ,,.,,, 01 the country. ,Vnoii.-o will l ot km .f anOUVWOUS lumuiutii :i!n;ns:. VOL. XIII. NO. 50. TIONESTA. PA., MAHCH 9, 1881. $1.50 Per Annum. X 1 ( f ' 1 4., i V wuJ liaJifkiiJ Cvcp a Million V ov Frc!,Cfee;3's l FRENCH i'Ki:lcyPais j Have ao-endy f been sold )n ttai "' coiiniiy and in f ranee; every ' one ol which ha given perfect aatielaetion ml ha performed onres every timo when need ac cording to diroo- tiling. : We now my to the afflicted and doubting one' : that we ill jmy the above reward ' for a singlo case ot ' . That the Tad fails to oure. This Great Rem i edy will positively and permanently enr I Lumbngo, Lnme Buek, Sciatica, Gravel, Iia ) betes, iroj.y, Hright' Diaenao ol the Kid , neys, Incontinence and Retention ot the Urine, tiiflniiimntion of the Kidney. Catarrh ot the Bladder, Hih Colored Urine, Pain la the Hack, Side or Loins, Nervous Weakness, and in (not all disorders ol the Bladder and Urinsry Orcans, whether contracted by pii vate disease or otherwise. 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ForlebyQ W BOVARD, Tioneata, Pa. n CENTS, .ttiJ voi POSTPAID A TREATISE ms DSSEAGEG. Containing an Index: oflM- 1 tarn., Caune, and - the Jet "mitment ofeaoh. -A. Talile vincc 11 the irlnJlpal drugs. : T'IIOj1 foc Hr,wltU the j dlrnAy dose, eft'eots, and tldoto When a poison, A. Vble -wltli tun. IZiitcravlna ot (o Ilorae'n Teotli sit dljTTor i anew wltn 3tule for tell- M. CAB tll $" valuable col otloi of Ittoliti and i oln. other valuable lnroi-. vtlon. -PACE BOQl ' cent post paid to . a n y ad- ..aintliH DnltedHtatea or yadafor25CEnTSt . , ' CLtlli RATS3: the art. fa Copto - ,n copi CIIAH,enty Oo;it HO HUlldroJ CCp"l ii.oo 1.75 3.00 10.00 CARRlj riH. Y. ISEwSPAPEH UKiai?, Vil & I DO Vorth St.. II. Y. The Unseen Friend. Lit is too long lor me. . I ennnot bear The weary duy and honr. But it I e''"?re Iliy wec i-y vigil, wi thou Btill despair? My burden weigh me down. I am not tree To haste with eager steps. Yet I will be Thy help a id strength. t Divide thy load with me. The path is Btrange and rugged, and the night Falls black along the sky. I will be sight For thee, faint soul, and gnide thy ioet aright. Nay, but fair bomelights on the valley gleam, And voioea call. What doth earth's splendor eem Better, more lasting than the glow-worm's boamT And is there, then, for me, no home nor love Naught but thoso barren wastes? So thou shalt prove The bliss God giveth to hi own above. Thon, who art thou, that by me toilcst on, Untbanked, unasked? Friend, when thou lookest upon My lace, thy place in heaven will be won! Mary Jlingt Dt Vt A BACHELOR'S ROMANCE. A vigorous pull at the front door-bell started Mr. Wells as, with his leet com fortably poised on his desk, chair tipped back, and tho fumes of an odorous Ha vana pervading the apartment, he in duiped in his usual after dinner smoke. Mr. Frederick- Wells vuw a confirmed bachelor, and notwitustandinp the many solicitations of bis fair friends, whose charms had failed to melt his obdurate heart, still persisted in eschewing eo cicty, and living with his sister alrao t the life of a rtcluso. But Mr. Wells had not always been so exclusive; only a few years before he had met and loved Lucy Shelton. tho daughter rf one of Chicago's wealthy citizens. Thisyoun? lady, though refusing to be his wife ac knowledged her heart to be his, but she bad promised her father to marry his partner, Joseph Parker, and circum stances over which sho had no control compelled her to keep her word and amiry his rival her father's choice. In vain he pictured to her the wrong the would do him. herself, and her husband ; nothing could turn her from her course. Not wishing to witness Parker's tri amph, Mr. Wells resolved to leave Chicago. Accordingly he, with his nly bister, removed to the East, where U);y occupied an elegant houso in one of New England's flourishing cities, in their peaceful Eastern home rumors Had reached them ot the failure ol the house of t-helton & Parker. Later tbo sad ptory of young Parker's downfall reached their sympathetic ears how.by becoming victim of the demon, intem perance, he had reduced his fair young wife to the necessity of giving muic lessons in order to keep starvation from her door. Mr. Wells, by thinking of Lucy as the wife of another and a wo man false to her heart's best impulses, sought to banish her forevpr from his mind, and while he pitied the unfortu nate Lucy, he still thought that she, in a measure, deserved her sad fate. With these hitter feelings would come a wish to stretch out a helping hnnd to thi- woman, who, by scorning his love, had consigned him to a hopeless, hapless existence. On tho afternoon our story opens he was musing upon a means of aiding Mrs. Parker for he knew her proud spirit would refuse any pecuniary as sistance from him when the sound of an unusually loud ring of the door-bell aroused him from his reverie, and in stantaneously brought his feet and chair to their proper position. "Whew!" he exclaimed, as he knocked the ashes from his cigar, "something unusual is wanted to warrant sucia impatience." Just then the door of bis study opened, and bis sister caiica mm to come and 9oe what had been left at their door. Hastily following her into the hall, he beheld, to his surprise, in the arms of a servant who explained that she had found " tho little thing " lying on tho door step when she opened tho !oor an inlant some seven or eight months old, wrapped in a huge shawl, and caljilv gazing with bright bJue eyes at the astonished group, inking tue cmid in his arms, Mr. W ells proceeded to remove the stiawl and found pinned to the dress a card bearing the name Lucy, and gath ering the little form ta his breast, great tears welled up into his eyes as he Dent his head over , the tiny baby, face and murmured: "Those eyes! that name! Surely, this is Lucy's child." Then, as it ashamed of his emotion, he handed the child to hi3 sister, telling her in a gruff voice to Bee to its wants, vanished into hi3 sanctum, slamming the door with a bang that plainly told her he did not wish to be , interrupted ; and here, free from mortal . gaze, gave vent to his pent-up feelings; and while sobs shook his manly frame, the question, can this be Lucy's child P con stantly recurred to him. He had not even heard that she had a child ; besides, he knew she was in Chicago very re cently, in a state or abject poverty. Dut.notwithstanding these contrarieties, the resemblance he fancied existed be tween this little waif and Mrs. Parker, only served to confirm him in the idea that this was indeed her child; then agiin he would ask himself How came it to that city ? to his doorP None ol his friends in Chicago knew ot his whereabouts, and how was it pow&ible for Mrs. Parker thus to leave her child to the mercy of a man she had so cruelly wroncedP At length, not finding a satisfactory answer to his queries, he reaoived to keep this little foundling, to bring it up as his own, cherish it as a boon irotu heaven sent to cheer his lonely life and bring sunshine in to his heart and homo. " Well! Elleu, how do you and the littl'J etrn-nger agree f" playfully inquired Mr. Wells, as he met his sister at the tea-table that evening. "Her ladyship and myself are on wonderfully good terms, considering our limited acquaintance," laughingly re joined his sister. "Come and see her new quarters, but. as she is asleen. you must make as little noise as pos- eiuiei "Oh! ho! the little ivrant baa inaned her decrees thus early in her reign," gay ly retorted Mr. Wells; "but Bhe'll not ana an oneaient subject in me; ' and with stealthy steps he followed Ellen into the next room, where.lying upon an impromptu couch, improvised with an arm-cbair and pillows, was the form of tne sleeping ctnld. As. Mr. Wells stood gazing at the infantile face, the blue eyes opened and looked up at him, while a bright smile lit up the baby features and rendered more strining the memory of another pair of eyes that had looked into his, another smile that had once sned its rays over bis pathway. Ellen was delighted at the prospect of caring lor tins nttie one, wnose coming she felt would dispell her brother's gloom and bring joy to them both. That evening, on returning home at a jate nour, Mr. Wells perceived a nros trate figure lying directly in front of his door. "Hello! Who is thisPTou will freeze to death in this blinding storm," he exclaimed, isut tne hgure remained motionless, and, approaching, Mr. Wells proceeded to uncover the face. As the gleam of the street-lamp fell upon the upturned countenance of a young, and once beautiful, woman he staggered back, muttering: "Oh, my God! lias it indeed come to thisP My poor, poor, Lucy!" and raising the lrail form in his strong arms he carried her into the house, calling to his sister, who was sitting up waiting his return, to send for a physi cian and bring restoratives, as he had just found L'.icy Shelton, dead, or nearly so, at their door. Ellen, who had known and loved Lucy during her happier days in Chi cago, assuring herself that she had only fainted, immediately set about bringing back to life the inanimate form. At length her efforts were rewarded ; the color came slowly back to the pallid cheek, the beautiful eyelids quivered and re vealed a pair of blue eves that wandered in a restless, searching glance, nom lace to lace, as 11 looking tor some beloved object. In tones of piteous agony she wailed : " Oh! my babyl my lost darling!" Then, as if speaking to some unknown person, she would clasp her poor little hands and implore the restoration of her child . Tho doctor declared hers to be a most precarious case of brain fever, and that her recovery would be almost a miracle. as some great mental sorrow was aiding the ravages of this terrible disease. For many weeks Lucy's life tottered on the verge of eternity. Mr. Wells ana bis sister were untiring in their care aud watchfulness, making every effort in tneir power to save tue lite ot tue hapless mother of their little foundling. tor as such both had grown to consider her. During her ravings she reproached her faithless husband with having robbed her of her only source of hap pinessher child, and besought him, in plaintive tones, to bring back her baby, to tell her where be had hidden their child. On one occasion she pleaded so piteously that she be restored to her arms, that Ellen, moved by her entreat ies, brought the child and laid it at her side; but instead of assuaging, the motner's sorrow, ttiis only increased her agony, as, turning away from her little one, she accused them of trying to de- ceivo tier. "Mynusbana nas stolen my child," she cried. " Oh ! what shall 1 do without mv darling P " One day. after Mrs. Parker had been ill for about six weeks, Ellen entered her room to see after her patient's wants. On approacning the bedside a thin, little hand clasped hers, and a trembling voice inquired: " Have 1 been 111 long P Oh, Ellen! why did you call me back to a life of misery and sorrow P " "Hush; you must not talk now. When you are stronger all wiii be ex plained," answered the delighted Ellen, and kissing her pallid cheek, and recom mending her to rest, she fled to her brother with the welcome tidings of Mrs . l'arker s recovery. On reaching Mr. Wella' study, she found him in a state of intense ex citement, caused by something he had read in tho newspaper which he convulsively clutched with ono hand, while with the other he pointed to a paragraph that read : " Last night during a quarrel in one of ttie . drinking dens in this city, a young man named Joseph Parker was shot through the heart by an unknown assassin. As Parker is a stranger in the city, his body will be in the morgue until to-morrow, in case some of his friends might wish to claim it." "A terrible end to an ill-spent life," was Ellen's verdict, as, glancing over the , article, she realized how just are the punishments of an all-wise God. "Lucy has regained her reason," she told her brother, "and is sensible of her child's loss. We must conceal it safely and tho death of her husband from her until she is sufficiently strong to bear this double shock." "You are right; my dear sister," re joined Mr. Wells : " but in the mean time I will have the unfortunate Parker decently interred ." Accordingly he proceeded to the morgue, and there recognized in the bloated, scarred face the features of a once brilliant man and the husband of the unhappy Lu"y. Uy Mr. Wells' orders the remains were conveyed to the nearest churchyard, and a plain marble slab erected, to mark the resting-place of him who had been the cauue ot his unhappiness and of Lucy's misery. Under Ellen Wells' skillful nursing, Mrs. rarser's return to tiealtn was rapid. Hay by day she gained new strength, till at length the doctor pro nouncd her strong enough to hear the tidings of her child's safetv. As vet Mr Wells had not seen her, and only on one occasion had she mentioned her pre server's name. This was, when speaking oi ner past wretcuea existence, sue blamed herself for having not only blighted her own life, but for being the cause of his misery. She told Ellen tbatber lather had extorted a promise from her to marry Parker by avowing mmseiton tne verge ot bankruptcy, from which this marriage alone would save him. Accordingly she sacrificed her heart's dearest love in order to save her father's honor. Matters got worse, instead of better, after this ill-fated mar riage. Parker spent his time and money at the gaming table, and, finally, not content with squandering his own money, spent that of the firm also. A crisis was inevitable, and when at last the bouse was declared bankrupt every thing waa sacrificed to satisfy the credi tors. Even her father was not soared her ; for, when he realised the extent of misery in store for himself and his cherished child, he took his own life. But her trials did not end here. Her husband fell from one degradation to another, till at last, from neglecting his young wife, he grew to abuse her. With the aid of a few friends she ob tained several musio scholars, and with the money thus earned kept starvation from her door. When at length her patrons refused to aid one whose drunken husband waa ever in attend ance, she resolved to fly with her child, an infant of seven months, from the scene of her many sorrows, to the East, where she hoped to get employment but here she was followed and tortured by her tyrant husband's pres ence. Life became almost unbearable, and but for her child, whom she devo tedly loved, she would have onded her own existence. Jealous of the atten tion she lavished upon her babe, the inhuman father threatened to take it from her. Not dreaming him capable of so diabolical an act, she did not fear the fulfillment ol this threat, and on the afternoon of the day they found her at their door, she left her darling under his care, while she went forth in search of employment. On her return after a fruitless afternoon's labor, she found their lodgings deserted, and not a trace of the whereabouts of her child to be seen. Realizing that her husband had kept hia threat, she rushed, frantic with grief, about the streets in hopes of find ing some clew to the little one's retreat. At length, tired of wandering about. she sat down upon a door-step to rest. Here she remembered nothing further; and " Oh ! Ellen," the invalid continued, "to think that I should have come to you, to be nursed by you back to- life yo who would bo justified in turning me from your door, because of tho biizht I have cast upon your noble brotner's life. ut tiod knows, bow bitterly I have been punished for my folly." Tears filled Mrs. Parker's eyes, a3 she concluded her sorrowful story, and trinkled down her pale cheeks. Ellen, kissing the tears away, vainly tried co cheer her by picturing a brighter fu ture, the possibility of again finding her missing child. She declared she would never be happy while her tyrant hus band Uvea. Ellen, embracing this opportunity, disclosed the details of Parker's death and burial to his heart-broken wife, who listened with bated breath and long rirawn sighs till she had finished the sad recital; then throwing her arms about Ellen's neck she sobbed out her prief on her shoulder. The latter endeavored to 6oothe her sorrows, but Lucy was inconsolable, not so much at the loss of her miserable husband as at the realization of her own destitute condition deprived ot father, husband and child. " My poor baby," she wailed, "if I only had you I could bear all else." "Then bear with your trials, dear Lucy; your child is safe and well," Ellen said, and proceeded to tell the weeping mother how her child had been found at a gentleman's door ; how it had been taken in and tenderly cared for until she should be sufficiently re covered to receive it back; that this same gentleman was at that moment waiting to restore it to her arms, and, recommending her to quiet and rest, Ellen left the room to prepare her brother for the meeting. Lucy had covered her face with her hands and promised to comply; but finding herself alone she threw herself on her knees, and raising her hands and eyes to heaven, in fervent tones she thanked the Father of the widow and tho orphan for having spared her to her fatherless little one. "Oh, God!" she concluded, " bless and prosper him who, in his charity, has succored my lost lamb in its hour of direst need." Rising, sho stood face to face with Frederick W ells. For an Insnt her tongue refused to articulate a word, but as her eyes fell upon her lost darling, whom he carried in his arms, she utterd a glad cry, and snatching the child to- her bosom, the fond mother almost smothered the frightened little one with caresses. Mr. Wells, standing a silent witness of this reunion, felt amply repaid for his long years of pain, and he thought how much more blessed it is to give joy than sorrow. When Mrs. Parkowaised her eyea, streaming with tears of joy, to his face, and said: "Mr. Wells, how shall I ever pay this great debt ot gratitude, for not only do I owe my own life to your kindness, but also that of this child, infinitely more precious tomeP" he answered : " By giving me the right to watch over and protect you both, I will be made immeasurably happy;" and drawing mother and child to his breast he kissed Lucy's tear-stained face. Of course she consented, for a few months later a quiet wedding took place lroni tho Wells' residence, when, after all her sorrows, Lucy Parker became the wile ot her heart 8 nrst love. The last New Jersey cranberry crop of 42,630 bushels was the largest ever known. FOB THE FAIR SKX. florin; and Hammer Goods. The first importations of soring goods are not the light woolen fabrics that will be worn in the earliest spring days, but rather the wash goods that are made into house and street dresses to be worn in the warmest weather. Two features are noticed in the new fabrics first.that figured goods in artistic and. Indeed, decorative designs are most used, and are usually accompanied by a plain fab ric for combining with them ; and sec ondly, the absence of all dressing in the fine cottons, which should give laun dresses to understand that all stsrch must be omitted when doing them up. The cotton satteens are first shown and rank highest in price of these new fabrics, an they are marked fifty cents a yard. These have closely-twilled sur faces with a luster like satin; the grounds are dark, either plum, brown, blue or the deepest garnet, and these are strewn with rather large figures of some graceful flower, such as fleur-de-lis, fuchsias or lilies, with pale-green foli age; to go with thia figured fabric, which now makes the over-dress, or at least the jacket waist, is plain satteen of the color of the ground. The batistes show great improvement over those of previous seasons; they are as soft as mull-muslin, and almost as transparent, yet they are beautifully marked with Japanese designs and quaint color lag on the palest cream, lavender, and pink grounds. They wre usually sup plied with awide border of lart er figures than those in the body of the fabric, and thia border may be stitched on nlainlv for trimming dewn box plaits and around the foot of the skirts, basque and sleeves, or else it may edge wide flounces, or of itself form narrow ruf fles for trimming the whole dress. Car nation pinks, chrysanthemums, dwarfed peonies, and otner iiowers t'.ear to tne Japanese are repeated in their intense colors on the most delicate grounds of these sheer soft batistes; the price is forty cents a vard ; the border is near one selvedge only instead of on both sides, like those of last year. Scotch f?inrhams have come to be staple goods for summer dresses, as ex perience has Bhown that they are far better for washing and wearing than any other ginghams, cither French or American, ana are worm tne amerence in the price. They are now sold for forty cent3 a 'yard ia exquisitely fine qualities, and colors that are warranted not to fade by washing, though some of the dark shades are changed by per spiration. The newest patterns in these nave wide stripes maoe up or many smaller ..tripes, and aL largo plaids, or else perfectly plain colora. The fa vorite combination of colors seems to be pink with blue, and there are three times as many bluo and white ging hams as of any other color; besides these are stripes in new contrasts of color, such as olive, red, black, and buff lines forming an inch-wide stripe beside a pale blue stripe two inches broad, shading off into white; another pattern has a series of alternating pink and pale bluo and a broad white line; a third is made up of dark: red, blue and cranEC-yellow. Theso colors are also shewn in the large plaids which are to take the place of the handkerchief dresses of last year. Though mado in Scotland, these are altogether what merchants call fancy plaids, the clan tartans having disappeared for the present. The solid-colored Scotch zephyr ginghams, espe cially in pink and blue the lat ter either dark or light will make charming summer dresses, trimmed with the white cotton embroideries that are imported in larger quantities than at any previous season. The furnishing houses are already making these dresses with a short skirt and very simple over skirt, accompanied by the belted shooting-jacket, with wide box-plaits in front and back, or else with a yoke and full basque, either shirred at the waist in front and behind, with the belt on the sides only, or it may be with the belt passing all around the waist; the wide round collar, like those worn by chil dren, is edged with embroidery, or may be made entirely of the French machine embroidery on cambric that is now im ported in half and three-quarter-yard widths; there are also square cuffs ol this embroidery worn outside the sleeves. Old China patterns are shown in per cales, especially in the blue and white patterns of old Nankin. The merchants have shown their faith in these colorj and designs by importing them in great quantities; these goods are said to wash well, especially in these clear blue shades. Plain grounds with a border in contrasting color are also liked in this soft-finished percale, and dark grounds promise to be particularly useful, such as dark solid green with pale blue arabesques for the border, seal brown with French gray border, or dark blue or garnet with gray or cream-color lor the trimming. Theso are thirty cents a yard. The new patterns of Valenciennes lace with plain meshes and heavily wrought points are imported for trimming batiste and lawn dresses. There are also new Hamburg embroideries that copy the designs of the braid trimmings ; that ladies have been crocheting of late for cotton dresses. Uarper' Bazar. Married After Docking. Opposite Maysville, Ky., is a little Ohio village where marriages are execu ted with such extraordinary neatness and dispatch that the place is called the Gretna Green of America. The other afternoon a couple might have been seen making their way into Maysville lrom tne wuas ot Lewis county. Annie t . stamper, aged sixteen, a very pietty blonde, was tho lady, and Leander P. Scraggs, aged eighteen, six foet three in his sappers, was the gentleman. They Had eiopea ; tuey were pursued by air Stamper, and they had ridden all day to get to the river. Now the river was filled wita ice, and to cross to Gretna Green seemed impossible. Two ht rdy boatmen, however, volunteer ed to row them to the haven of matrimonial bliss, and just as the boat waa midway in the river the elder Stamper appeared upon the shore and shonted to his daughter to come back. The irrepressible Scraggs determined to be chivalric and salnte Mr. Stamper. Standing up in the BkiH to do it, he gave one wave ot hi hat and awav he went overboard. Mr. Stamper pointed out Scraggy' less and roared and screamed with laughter at his dilemma. The crowd that had been cheering the lovers now laughed at. them, too. Scraggs was fished out with a boat-hook, and, with chattering teeth and trembling knees, and very muddy clothes, started off with Miss Stamper for the nearest local miaister, who made tho twain one flesh before old Stamper recovered from the fit of laugh ter into which Scraggs' dilemma bad plunged him. Injecting Morphine. A number of persons more or less prominent in different walks of life have died in thia city, says a New York paper, within a few months from the direct effect, it is said, of hypodermic injections of morphine. Most of them had, according to report, begun the in jections in order to relieve themselves from pain caused by neuralgia, rheuma tism, or some other distressing disorder. The effect was so pleasant, so delicious, indeed, that they were gradually sedu ced into such use of morphine when they bad no need of it, and, soon yield ing completely to the habit, were destroyed by it. Physicians say that this has grown to- be far from uncommon among persons of wealth and position, particularly among wo men, who, after having tried it a while, have not had the strength to relinquish the delightful anodyne. Nor is it by any moans confined to New York. The evil has spread all over the land, though it is naturally most prevalent in the large cities. It is said to have grown alarmingly during the last five or six years, and many persons who would never be suspected of the habit are its irredeemable victims. It has largely usurped the place, with certain classes, of the old custom of taking morphine, laudanum, and other preparation of opium into the stomach. The popular notion is that it io not so harm ful. But there is very little difference, and the injections are thought to be more dangerous because they are more insidious. They can be self-administered without the least trouble, and are so administered in nearly all case where Berioua misehief is done. The effect of the morphine under the skin ia de scribed as peculiarly and wonderfully agreeable. A delicious languor steals over the frame, the senses are wrapped as in a voluptuous waking dream, and a most joyous consciousness of perfect yet fascinating repose softly over flows the mind. Even strong men and women have frequently found it hard to resist its allurements, have not been able to surrender -its beatitudes without arousing all their will. On this account some physicians will not administer or prescribe mor phine under any circumstances, fearing tho consequences to their patients. Not; a tew women of the finer type have been wrecked bv the habit, and many men, professional and commerciihare steadily ruining themselves by its indulgence. It was hailed as a great blessing once, and so it is, properly regulated ; bat,like so many Diessings, it may rcaaiiy ov converted into a curse. Care or Nails.- Some nersons insist that the finger nails are signs of character. The slender tapering nail, they say, indicates a re- nuea nature wu'.cu is sometimes accom panied by a shrewish temper. Tne broad, stubby nail suggests natural coarseness whieh may be allied to good nature. W hether these are signs or not, it is true that the care of the nails re veals personal habits aa to cleanliness. Nails may be greatly improved, botn in shape and color, by proper attention. The best appliance is a nail brush used in water softened by tne addition or a little borax and really fine toilet soap. In well-brushed and well-cared for nails the little curtain-like rim which snrrounds them is well pushed or rolled back, displaying generally a delicate lit tle crescent at the root. The skin of the finger should never be allowed to grow up on the nail. In paring and trimming tho shape given should always be as long an oval as possible. To cut a nail squarely off gives tho finger-end a stubby look. The corners should be carefully and closely cut, and the center left rather long, so as to give the long oval shape. In cleaning the nails the knife should never scrape off the inner substance of the nail, as this renders the edge opaque and muddy in appearance, whereas it should be transparent. The nail is susceptible of a high degree of polish by rubbing with the towel when drying the hands. The habit ol biting the nails is one j against which children should be care- fully guarded. It is ruinous to the very structure of the nail, and onoe acquired, is one of the most difficult habits to break. This is evidenced by the fact that some men and women, but more especially men, have a habit of biting their nails when reading or studying, of which they are perfectly unconscious, An exchange combines a great deal of sonnd sense as well as sarcasm in the following ironical answer it givea one of its subscribers : " We are sorry you don't like this paper. We publish it simply to please you. We should ask you to come to the odce and editit.only that if you did some iniquitous idiot might write to tell you how much belter he could do it himself, and that would annoy a nervous person like you." " I dldnt like our minister's sermon last Sunday," said a deacon who had slept all sermon time to a brother dea cou. "Didn't like it. Brother A. P Why, I taw you nodding assent to every prt r culion of the painun."