She ot(?t gcjmMtatt. 18 rUi;MHEI) EVEItY WKDNKRDAY, BY ar. 33. wjaisru: OFFICE IS BOBIUSOW k BONNER'S BUILTJIKO ELM STREET, TI0NE3TA, ?A. Rates of Advert- , On. Square (1 inch,) ono insertion - $r - 3 00 - C 00 . 10 00 15 (0 - ao co - 50 00 100 CO One Square One Square one montl tlirco months one J'cur - (me .Square Two Square arcs iiyear - Quarter U Half On. TERMS, 11.60 A YEAR. No Subscriptions received for a shorter poriod thnn throa month. .rorropondoiioo solicited from nit part oft ho country. No notice will bo taken of anonymous communications. Legal notices at established rate. Marriage and death notices, gratiB. All bill for yearly advertisements roj. lected quarterly. Temporary adTCrtiso menta must be paid for in advance. Job work, Cash on delivery. VOL. XIII. NO. 21. TIONESTA, PA., AUGUST 11, 1880. $1,50 Per Annum. Cfl) At the Tastare Bars. Keturning lonely from the flolil She met mo nt the pasturo bnrs; The moon wus like a goldon shield, Hie Armament was lit with star. As morning dawn her laco was mild, As cvoning, co hor limpid eyesj Hod novor gave a sweeter child For weary man to idolise. So winsome seemed her artless mirth, Hor solt enrosi and nrdont kits, I thought ol ull dt-light ot earth The angels suicly covet this. I know they mean to do no ill, Hut whom they love they lure away; Good ungels love her as you will, Nut leave her with mo while I stay. Just as she is, for I would set The haad ol timo hohind an hour, It that would stay a little yet The bud lrom blowing to tho flower. And when at length we homeward went Tho fragrant azure shone so clear, The groat lamiliar firmament I thought had never seemed so near. So near, the moon above the trees An airy globe of silver swung, And in the dewy tops ot theso The stars in mellow clusters hung. So near that I could scdroo forego The thought that one who longing waits Might hear thorn singing sweet and low Across the golden portalod gUes. J. P. Irtint. THE WIFE'S WAGES. "Well, Nettie, what do you wantP" said Mr. J irvia to hU wife, who stood looking lather anxiously at him after he had paid the factory hands their week's wages " Why, Donald," iai 1 she, " Ithougbt as 1 hid worked lor you all the week I would coiuo lor my wages, tool You pay Jane two dollars a week, surely I cam that, and I would like very much to hive it a my own ''. "Pshaw, Nettie, how ridiculously you talk t Yiu know that all I have rolrmgt to you and Uw children and don't I furnish the house and every thing? What under t he sun would you do wiib monev if yrxu hid HP'1 I kn'ow, Donald, that you buy the necihs irifs for us al and I am willing that you should do so still, but I should like a lit le money ol my vefy own. We have benn married fifteen years, and in all Hi it time I do not seem to have earned a dollar. As far as money is con cerned I might as well bo a slave. I cannot buy a quaro of berries, nor a book, without asking you lor the money, and I should like to be a little more independent." Mr. Jarvis, proprietor of Jarvis mills, wortii thousands of dollars, laughed de risively. " You're a fine one to talk of inde ponience," lie said. "If you should start out to makeyourown living, you'd fetch up in the pooihouse soon enough, for what could you do to earn a living ? The girls in the factory know how to do their work, nnd they earn their waire. When I have paid them my duty is done, but I have to board and clothe vou. and take care of you when vou are sick. If I had to do that for the girls, they would have precious little monev left. 1 can tell you." "Djnald, I gave up a good trade when I married you. lor live years I had supported myself by it, and many a time since have I envied myself the nurse of those days. As for my not earning anything now, I leave it to you to say whetffer it would be possible to hire another to take my place : and how muoh do you suppose it would cost you to do without nio a year r i know tlie girls have but little left after paving their expenses, but they enjoy that little so much. A mo watson supports ner elf and her mother with her wages, and they both dress better than I do. Jennie Hart is helping her father pay off the mortgage on his larm, ana sue is so happy that she can do so. Even Jane, the kitchen girl, has more freedom than I, for out of her own money she is lay ing bv presents for her relatives, and will send them Christmas, as much to her own pleasure as theirs. Yesterday an Indian woman was at the hou e with such handsome bead work to cell, and, although I wanted some money so much, I Lad not a dollar! I felt like crying when Jane brought in her week's wages and bought half a dozen articles that I wanted so much. You often say that all vou have is mine, but five dollars would have given mo more pleasure yes terday than your hundreds of t housands ol dollars worm oi property am." "No doubt of that, Mrs. Jarvis. You have no idea of the value of monev. and would have enjoyed buying a lot of bead trash that wouldn't be worth a cent to anybody. Jane needs a guardian if she fools away her money like that. She will be in the poorhouse yet if she don't look out. It's lucky that men do hold the money, for there's not one woman in a hundred who knows hrw touseiti' - '"For shimc, Donala Jarvis! You know better 1 Look at Jerry and Milly Creg. will you, and say that he makes the best use of his money. She is at home with her parents every night making her wag&' go as far as possible toward making tliu comfort Me, while he is carousing inithe villa, wasting his time and money, and making a brute of himselt besides. Ana why aoes Mrs, Sarton come to receive her husband i wages herself; simply because he can not get by the saloon with money in his pocket, and if the did not get the money they would all go hungry to bed the day after his wages are paid. And I belie v that every woman who earns money here spends it us wisely ustheaverag of men, and I have yet to hear of one of them being in debt. Mr. Jarvi knew that he could cot gainsay a word his they were all true, of Jane. wife had said, for Luckily he thought "Well, how much do you suppose Jane will have left when New Year comesP If she should get sick how Ions could she pay for care such as you haveP" "It is not likely she will lay ud many dollars out of a hundred a year; but she is laying up something better, I think. Last winter she sent hcrmothT a warm shawl and a pair of shoes, and to her brother and sister money to buy new school books, and the warm, loving let ters they send her do her more good than twice the amount of money in the an k would. This year she is laying by number of useful and pretty things for them, and if-any misfortune should hap pen to Jane they would only be too glad to help her." " Well, who do you suppose would help you if you needed help?" said Mr. Jarvis, for want of a better question. Mrs. Jarvis' eyes sparkled angrily as s le answered : "Nobody. If you should lose your property to-day I should bo a beggar, without a claim on any one for help. You have al wavs held vour purse strings so tightly that it has been hard enough to ask ir my own necessities, leaving others out altogether. Many a time a dollar or two would have enabled me to do some poor man or woman untold good, but although you have always said that all your property was mine, I never could and cannot now command a dollar of it." "Lucky you couldn't, if you wanted to spend it on beggars." "Donald, you know that I would spei:d money as wisely as you do. Who was it that, only last week, gave a poor lame beggar five dollars to pay his fare to Burton, and then saw him Ithrow his crutches aside and make for the nearest saloon P Your wife could not do worse if trusted with a few dillars. You say that the money is all mine, yet you pend it as you please, while 1 cannot pend a dollar without asking you for it, and telling what I want it for. Any beggar can get it the same way ! Christ mas you bought presents for us and ex pected us to bo very grate! ul lor them. A shawi lor me ol the very color that I cannot wear, a set of furs for Lucyttuat she did not need, a drum for Robin that has been a nuisance ever since, and a lot of worthless toys that were all broken up in a week. There was forty or fifty dollars of my money just the same as thrown away, y3t when I ask you to trust me with two dollars a week you cannot imagine what use I have for it, nnd lcar it will be wasted. .1 am sure I could not spend fifty dollars more foolishly if I tried to." " We'l," snapped the proprietor, "I guess it is ray own money, and l can pend it as l please. I guess you'll know it. too, when you get another present." "Oh. it is your money then. I under stood you to say it was all mine, and in tended to protest against your spending it so foolishly. If it is your own, of courset ycu have a right to spend it as you please, but it teems to me that a woman who left parents and brothers and sis ters, and all her friends, to make a home for you among strangers, a woman who has given ner whole lite to you lor nt- tccn years, might be looked upon, with as much favor as you give to beggars. who arc very likely to be impostors. I know that you seldom turn them off without help. Perhaps I would be more successful if I appealed to you as a beggar. I might say, kind sir. please allow to me out of vour abundant means a small pittance for my comfort It is true that I have enough to eat, al though I work for my master from morning till night, and u his children happen to be sick, from night until morning again, yet he does not pay me as much as he does his cook, and I am olten greatly aistresaea for want oi a trifling sum which he would not mind giving to a perfect stranger! The other day while he was from liome, I had to go to the next station to see a dear friend who was ill, and, not having a dollar of my own, I was obliged to bor row the money from his cook. I was so mortified ! And not long since the berry woman came with such nice berries to sell, and mv little girl, who was not well, wanted some very badly, but I had not even five cents to pay for a handful for her. Yesterday a lriend came to ask me to assist in a work of charity. It was a worthy object, and 1 longed so much to give her a little money for so good a purpose, but though the wife of a rich man x bad no money, ui course might ask my husband lor money and if I told him all about what I wanted with it, and he aucroved of my purpose, and was in a good humor, he would give it to me; but, sir, it is ter ribly slavish to have to do so, even if I could run to him every time I wanted anything. People say I am a fortunate woman because my husband is rich, but often envy the factory girls their ability to earn and spend their own money. And sometimes I get so wild thinking about my helplessness that if it was not for my children 1 think I should just drop into the river and end it all." "Nettie! Nettie Jarvis! What are you saying r" cnea the startled bus band at last, for the far away look in her eyes as if she did not see him, but was looking to some higher power to help her, touched his pride, if it did not his heart, for he had a good deal of pride in a selfish sort of way. He was proud to be able to support his family as well as he did. He was proud to think he did it himself. Ho was proud that when his children needed new shoes he cjuld tell his wife to take them to Crispin's and get what t':ey needed He did it with a flourish. He was not one of the stinyy kind he liked to spend money; and when Nettie, who was once the most spirited young laay ot his ac quaintance, came meekly to mm lor a dress or cloak, he was some times tempted to refuse her money just to show her how helpless she was without him. Yes, ho was proud of hi3 family, and wanted them to feel how much they depended upon him. He would have felt aggravated if any one had left hii wild a legacy, thus allowing her to bs independent of his purse. The idea of her earning money, as his other work- folks did, never entered his mind. He supported her." that was his idea of their iclations! He never had happened to think that it was very good of her to take Ins money and spend it tor the ?;ood of himself and children . He never lad thought that any other woman would have wished big pay for doing it. lie bad even thought hiniseir very generous for allowing her money to get things to make the family comfortable. Things began to look differently to him just now. Could it be that he was not generous, not even just to his wile! llad he paid her so poorly for her fifteen years of faithful labor for him that if she had been obliged to begin the world for herself that day it would have been as a penniless woman, notwithstanding the houses, the lands and mills that he had so often told her were all hers; lor he knew, as every one else did, that not one dollar of all he had would the law allow her to call her own. How fast he thought, standing there at tho office window looking down at the little houses where the mill hands lived. Could it be possible that his wife envied them anything P Could it be that he was not as good a man as he thought? He had feltdeerjlv the wrongs of the slaves, whose labors had been ap propriated by their masters, and when a negro, who had worked twenty years for his master before the emancipation freed him, came to Jarvis mills, friend less and penniless, the heart of the pro prietor swelled with indignation at such injustice. He was eloquent on the sub ject, at home and abroad, and won dered how any one could be so cruel and selfish as to commit such an outrage against justice. Ho had called him a robber many a time, but now Donald Jarvis looked to himself very much like the old slaveholders ! Massa Brown had taken the proceefs of Cuffee s labor for his own without a " thank you " for it. True, whe l Cuffee eat he had given him food, when he was sick he had given him medicine, and he had clothed him, too, just as he himself thought best. Mr. Jarvis had married a loving, conscientious woman, and for fifteen years had appropriated her labors. Her recompense had been food and clothes, such as he thought best lor her. A lit tle better than Cu (Tee's, perhaps, but the similarity of the cases did not please him. He had expected his wife to be very grateful for what he had done for her, but n ;w lie wondered tnat sue had not 'rebelled long ago. llad bis me been a mistakeP Had his wife no more money or liberty than Cuffee had in oondage. Was Donald Jarvis no better than Massa Brown P His brain seemed to be in a muddle, and lie looked so strangely that his wife, anxious to break tue spell, tootc nts arm. saying " Let us go homo, dear, tea must be waiting for us." He took off his hat in a dreamy way and they walked home in silence. The children ran joy ously to meet them. Tho yard was so fresh and green, and tue nowers so many and bright, that he wondered he had never thanked Nettie for them all. Hitherto he had looked upon them as his, but now he felt that his interest in them was only a few dollars, that would not have amounted to anything without his wife's care. Ilia children were tidv and sweet, and everything around and in th 3 house had that cheery look that rested him so after the hard, dull day at the mill. They sat again at the table, which had been a source rf comfort and pleasure to him bo many ears, and be wondered now ue could have enjoyed it so long without even thanking the woman who had provided it. True she had used his money in bringing it all about, but how else could his monev be of use to himP Who else could have turned it intojust what he needed day alter day for years r And he began to have an undefined feeling that it took more than money to make a home, He glanced at his wife's face as he buttered his last slice of bread. It was not that of the fair, rosy bride whom he had brought to the mills years before, but at that moment he realized that it was far dearer to him, for he knew that she had given the bloom and freshness of her youth to make ms home what it was. His daughters had her rose-leaf cheeks, his sons her youth ful vitality, all had her cueerlul, win some ways, and oomtortea mm now as she had in those days when, hardly knowing what care meant, she had lived for him alone. And a new thought came to him Who was comforting her now when she had so much careP" Was not that what he promised to do when he brought her from her old homeP He sighed as he thought how far he had drifted from her while holding her in a bondage equal to Cuflee's. Nay, he felt that her claims were far more binding than nny which had ever held the negro, and that his obligations to her were so much the greater. Something called the children out doors, and Mr. Jarvis took his easy chair. His wife came and blood beside him. "I fear you are not well, Donald, or are vou displeased with meP" He drew her into his arms and told her how her words had showed him what manner of man he was, and there were words spoken that need not be written, but from that day forth a dif ferent man was the proprietor of the Jarvis mills, and there was a brighter light in Mrs. Jarvis' eyes, for at last she had something of her own, nor has she regretted that she " applied for wages." The German 82U lptor, Muller, whose magnificent statue of "Prometheus Bound " has just been bought for sixty thousand marks by the government and placed in the Berlin national gallery, was. when a poor boy. a cook in a Mu nich hotel. Some twenty stallions and six or eight mare colts have been shipped from Nor mandy to Bloomington, 111. Three of the horses weighed 2.01b pounds eacb, and the r jst averaged about 1.W00. They are to be brooded with common Wf stern stock. Tronble With the Obelisk. Commander Gorrlnge, in charge of the vessel which brought Cleopatra's needle from Alexandria, Egypt, to New York, had considerable trouble in get ting away with the khedive's present: 1 would rather." e said, when pressed for a description of the fight he was compelled to make at Alexandria before and after the removal of the monolith from its long occupied site, "drop a curtain over that entire affair. I hate to think that there are in this world so many picayune and disagreeable people as those who opposed my work in Alex andria. I desire, however," he added. to give to the American consular agent at Alexandria Constantine M. Salvago, Greek merchant of that city the credit and praise that is due to him for his share in toe enterprise, jbuc lor ms influence among the merchants of Al exandria, which was constantly ex erted in my behalf, I fear we would have had mucti more serious trouble than befell us." " What was the nature or form of the opposition t ) your removal ol the obe lisk r" asked the reporter. " Oh, it took a dozen different forms," replied the lieutenant. "The Egyp tians themselves were, i thuiK, wen pleased with the gift of the khedive to the great country of the United States, for which country they have unquali fied and unbounded respect and admira tion, but the population of Alexandria consists in a very limited degree of Egyp tians. It is made up of Greeks and Eng lishmen. Italians and Frenchmen, and Syrian Jews. The latter were most bit ter in their objection to the removal of the needle." "For what reason P' asked the reporter. " Ah," replied Commander Gorringe, that is just what I would like to know. For no reason apparently beyond the reason entertained by the famous dog who made a resting-place in the manger. I really do not know why it was, but there was certainly at first a very gen eral opposition on the part of the for eigners at Alexandria (who, by the way, pay no taxes, being under consular jurisdiction) to any disturbance of the obelisk. All ot a sudden thev were seized with the deepest and liveMst in terest in the ancient monument, which for years had stood neglected in the out skirts oi the cny near the Kamleh depot. The "young bloods, swore that the obelisk should not be removed. I was told by a friend that a sort of society had been formed for the purpose of op posing tho removal by force. I imagine, however, that there was never very much backbone to that society. At all events, I told my informant that in my humble opinion it would bo poor policy and exceedingly dangerous for those. young gentlemen of Alexandria to at tempt force, and they, on reflection. seemed to arrive at the same conclu eiou." " Were there any threats ot personal violence against yourself?" asked the reporter. Commander Gorringe shrugged his shoulders and answered with a doubtful sort of a " no." He admitted, how ever, that while walking in the " bourse " one morning he was loudly hissed. " What did you doP" asked the re porter. "l deliberately retraced my steps," was tuo reply, "ana tue hissing stopped." A lorcibie detention ot the obelisk having been decided to be at too great a risk, the foreign population of Alexandria next attempted to clog his work with legal barriers. All sorts of injunctions and stop papers were issued bv the mixed courts ot the city, une man made affidavit or whatever is the Egyptian equivalent of that process that the removal of the obelisk would seriously endanger the stability of his house, it being shown that the gentle man's house was not nearer than 212 yards from the base of the monument, his complaint was thrown out of court The next step taken to impede the pro gress of the removal came in the form of a sort of combination which seemed to have been formed for the sole and express purpose of cheating the Ameri can commander. It was with the ut most difficulty that he could make the slightest purchase without being cheated and defrauded. " I really do not know," said Commander Gorringe, " why I am rehearsing all this that is past and gone, I assure you I would much sooner for get all about it." "But the opposition to your work did not continue to the last, did it P" asked the reporter. "In some quarters yea," was the re ply, " but not as a common thing." " When you farst removed the stone from the perpendicular, was there any demonstration ot disapproval!"' "There was an immense crowd as sembled, but the intense and universal curiosity with which the process was regarded seemed to preclude ail other feelings. You remember we made the first attempt to lower the obeiisk on De cember 3, two days before it actually was lowered. W ell, on that occasion the Russian admiral sent a guard of sol diers to see that the work was not inter fered with. Hence, you see, he feared trouble if nobody else did." Why He Wouldn't Oo Fishing. Billy Manning could tell the funniest thing in the world, and never "crack a smile." On one occasion lie overtook the writer on Fourth street, St. Louis. I hadn't seen him for two years, but he came up and began to talk just as if wo had been in company together ten min utes before. Said he: "Some of the boys want me to go a-fisbing. I told them I couldn't go, as 1 die n't know anything about fishing, and besides I had no tackle. You needn't take any tackle, they said. 'But how will you catt'h fish without tackle P' 1 asked. Nothing easier,' they replied. "Kero sene oil.' How are you going to catch fish with kerosene oil?' 'Go out in a boat ; pour kerosene oil on tho water; the fish come up and swallow it; it makes them sick; they go ushoro to throw it up, and you hit 'em in the head with a club.'" Sun I'rancisco Aryu FARM, HARDEN AND HOUSEHOLD, liBt on Dairy Farms. A dairyman writes that he finds there is no more profitable stock to keep on a dairy farm than good pigs. He keeps two pure Berkshire brood sows and one boar, and raises four litters each year. The litters average eight each, and the pigs are sold when they are between four and five months old to make room for the new litters. They then weigh from 120 to 150 pounds dressed, and sell for seven cents a pound. Last year his pies brought him in over $250. and they did not cost $50 ouUide of the skimmed milk and the buttermilk which they consumed. He has tried several kinds, Chester Whites, Yorkshires, Suffolks, grade Berkshires, and pure ones, and finds the pure Berkshire and the hair breed of this breed and Chester White the best feeders. The meat of these two kinds will sell more readily than any others, being lean ana iat mixea, while Essex, bunolk and lorKshire are all too fat for sale in the summer time. He cures the hams and the Bides for bacon, and finds it is more profitable than selling the carcasses. He don't think anything on a dairy farm pays so well as good pigs properly managed. How to Have Chickens Fit to Eat. Don't imagine that it makes no dif ference how your chickens have been brought up. Don't suppose that they will bo good anyhow. Chickens have been carefully dressed, deliciously stuffed, and yet they were not fit to eat. There was a flavor about them that no soda rinsings could cleanse and no sea soning conceal. These were chickens that had picked up tneir living around pig styes and other unolean places A chicken may be spoiled in dressing it to cook. If killed with a full crop, and allowed to ue lor hours betore it is " drawn " or relieved of its internal organs, it gets an unpleasant flavor. Fowls should be caught and shut up without food for twelve hours before they are beheaded. Then the crop and intestines will be empty, and the task of picking and dressing it will be greatly lessened. Old fowls are not necessarily tough only cook them long enough. They are more tendr twenty-lour hours alter tuey are kilted tuan it eaten imme diatcly. Transplanting by N I a lit. A gentleman anxious to ascertain the effect of transplanting by night instead of by day, made an experiment, with the following result: He transplanted ten cherry trees while in bloom.com mencing at lour o clock in the after noon. Those transplanted during day light shed their blossoms, producing little or no lruit, while those trans planted in the dark maintained their condition fully. He did the same with ten dwarf trees after the fruit was one third grown. Those transplanted dur ing the day shed their fruit ; those trans planted during the night perfected the crop and showed no injury from having been removed. With each of these trees ho removed some earth with the roots. The incident is fully vouched for. and if a few similar experiments produce a like result, it will be a strong argument to horticulturists, etc., to do much work at night. Propitiating lfoses. It is always very desirable, with those who have a very few choice roses, to have some extra ones, either to give a friend or to enlarge the flower garden. To do this, select ripened shoots, well branched, near the ground (preferring those limbs that, if cut off, would make a nico bushy plant), and with a sharp knife hack or notch the under side, so that, when bent, it will come in con tact with the soil. These notche should be five or six in number, through to the heart or pitch. Now bend the limb down, and with the knife slit the limbs one and one-half inch up toward the end of the top, just below the notches, and be careful not to break the limb. Cover two inches in the sandy soil and lay a brick or stone over it to keep it down. Keep the soil moist, and by spring the roots will have formed, often lour and five inches long, when it can be easily removed. The most difficult roses root easily this way. Amcricm Cultivator. ltecipea. Lemon Pudding The peels of two largo lemons grated on sugar, or boiled and beaten in a mortar, half a pound of sugar, the juice of a large lemon, half a pound of butter, ten eggs, leaving out half of the whites. Beat all together, and putting a putt" paste In the bottom of your plato, bake it. GixtiEititHKAD Nuts. One quart of molasses, three pints of flour, one pint corn meal, one pound of butter, half a pound of coane hrown sugar, an ounce of allspice, a teaspoonful of cloves, a taspoonful of cinnamon, and two ounces of ginger. Put the molasses in a mug. then add to it the butter and sugar; have on the lire a saucepan of boiling water, in which set tho mug and its contents. Let it stand until the butter and sugar are dissolved. In tho mean time mix the spices, all pounded, with the flour and meal. Afterward knead the whole together, and cut into cakes not larger in circumference than a silver halt dollar. Bake them about a quarter of an hour, but be careful not to let them burn. Uoli-S. One cup of warm milk, one teacup yeast, one and a half quarts flour, when this sponge is light, work in a well-beaten egg, two tablcspoon fuls of molted butler, one teaspoonful of salt, half a teacupful of soda dis solved in hot water, one tablespoonlul of white sugar, flour t make a solt dough ; let it rise four or five hours be fore putting on the baking pan. Tomato Jam. Take nice ripe toina tres, pare and slice, and to one pound of tomatoes after they are cooked down considerable add one-half pound of brown sugar, one teaspoon! il ol ground cloves, two tablespoonluls of allspice, one pint of strong vinegar, and stew two hours. It is considerably better than BDy catsup with corned beef. A Harvest Song. With beauty crowned, thebcardei! grain Basks in the harvest sua; The nurture nee Jed for its growth From countless sources won. Tbo cool winli kisi the goMon hea'ls, i he skies bend soil and blue; And while men sleep, coleslial hands Shake down tho balmy dew. And day by day, in rain and shino. Its story sweet is to'.d Of Him whose tender love and care ' The helple;s world inlold. For the old Jadenn miracle Each year is wrought agaiu ; With His own hand tho Master gives Bread to the sons ot men. And never, while the rainbow spans The storm-cloud's misty trail, Shall seed-time with its promise cease, Nor harve9t-blcssing fail! Mary E. Sleight. ITEMS OF INTEREST. Over $10,000,000 a year are expended in private horticulture in Great Brila'n and Ireland. There is not much danger wlen it rains "cats and dogs," but when it Spitz dogs, look out. A Russian physicist maintains that the quantity of water on the earth's surface is diminishing. Enormous natural caverns, one. f00 feet long, have lately been found near Wells, Somerset, England. Mrs. Betsy Rice, of Lower Saucon township, Pa., is 107 years of age. She does not U9e spectacles, nnd is remarka bly active. A young Lady suggested to her father the other day that they save all their old ice and give it to the poor. Xcw York Ecrahl. Of 100 patents issued from the govern ment office in Washington ninety-eight never pay back the amount of the fee to the owners. A bad little Philadelphia boy made his mother's hair rise the other day. He stole her switch for kite bob3. thilaielf hia Chronicle. "If you feel like sneezing," says an English physician, "throw yourself fiat on your back." And yet there are peo ple who say that they can sneeze just as well standing up. A man in Fannin county, Texas, re cently caught a deer in a fish net. It appears that the animal was chased by dogs and, jumping into the net, became entangled in it and was captured. The Astor library at New York sends its books to be bouud in England, for economy. The price of binding an or dinary thick octavo volume in half morocco in New York is $1.50; in Lon don about $1. The suburban who talks most elo quently of crops, flocks or herds, is he who has lived all his days between the pent-up walls ol a city until week be fore last. Fresh knowledge is what gives a man the itch. " You see," said a lively oli bachelor, on being advised to get married, " you see I can't do it, because I could not marry a woman I didn't respect, and it would be impossible for mo to respect a woman that would consent to marry me." A remarkable occurrence lately took place on the northern coast of California. A fore-and-aft schooner, while lying in a safe harbor, as was supposed, and hav ing no crew on board on account of the salety of the position, was boarded by rats in such numbers that they ate away all her standing rigging, including head stays, and alio the jibs, foresail and mainsail. All were destroyed beyond the possibility of repair. Story of a Wonderful Cure. The papers have been commenting on the " summer stories " published in dif ferent parts of the country, but the fol lowing from the Calliolic Mirror, pub lished at Baltimore, ccip3es nny tiling that has yet appeared : Mr. James Pat terson, of tliis city, has a little daughter Katie, who is now nearly ten years old. Some five years ago she began to have a slight occasional pain in one ot her knees, which became a trifle enlarged, and her parents took her to one of the leading physicians of Baltimore, who mado light of the trouble, and gave some medicines that did the child no good. The enlargement increased, and when the father look her to another doctor, who also stands high in his pro fession, he pronounced it a case of white swelling, and he treated her for it. But he did not succeed in curing her. Finally, she was placed in the care of an eminent surgeon, who has since died, lie, too, failed. The swelling re mained, and the tendons of the leg got drawn up bo that the child could not put her foot down flat on the ground. Her father had givat faith in tho apparition at Knock. He wrote to Ireland to s :iue frieuds for some of the mortar from the chapel there, but before it arrived an acquaintance gave him about a tablespoonlul of water id which some of the mortar had been dissolved. That was abot two months ago. Tho same evening he took the child in his lap, rubbed somo of tho water on her knee in the sign of tho cross, saying some prayers at the saruo time, and then gave her the rest of the water to drink. He then went to his work as a watchman, and when he re turned homo the next morning ho was met by his daughter, who erected him with the words: "Papa, my knoa is as well as ever it was." And sure enough the swelling had disappeared, the sinews had grown soft, and tho little girl could walk Hi well with ono foot as with the other. Tho cure is perfect. Since that day there has been no pain, andit is p- w in'oossibl to tell wl knee was affected.