The iNew York Importer.
A rpportcr's life is not a hnppy one,
Hfl N the slave of duty at all hours of
the day and niirlit. To-day hi is here,
to-morrow Micro. On Monday he may
bi nnion? thieves and inunfeicifl, on
Tuesday anions politicians and stiitos
men, and on Wednesday nrnnng ladies
and gentleiuen. lie may be even anfrmjc
all t liree on the same dav. I remember
acoli. raw morning in February when
I had to set un loiift before daylight and
make a breakfast out of Oliver Hitch
cock's entice n.id cakes and run for a
train. That afternoon I found myself on
board of a large European steamer,
which had stranded high and dry on the
New Jersey sands. I shared the cap
tain's dinner while the waves came
dashing against the vessel's side with a
force that threatened to make us fowd for
sea worms at any moment. I came back
wet and weary that night, but there was
no rest for me yet. To Delmonico's I
must go, as soon as I could change my
clothing, and partake of a great banquet.
Such is the life of a newspaper reporter.
He knows not at any time where he will
take his next meal. He often is sent
from a wedding to a funeral, or from a
ball in the Academy to a murder at the
Five Points. Like an army on the march,
he mut always have his baguage pre
pared, for at five minutes' notice he may
be sent several hundred miles where
Bhirt-collars and handkerchiefs are un
known. He may be sent to scour the
bay for missing Jersey shanties, or Long
Island woods for mysteriously disap
pearing personages.
Not only must the reporter be able to
tell an interesting story, but he must
also, if he wants to earn his salt, have a
knowledge of the world and possess t hat
tact and discretion which comes of f uch
knowledge. Youngmen fresh from some
inland college, who onie to New York
newspaper offices under the impression
that reporting is something that they
can do if they cannot do anything else,
are quickly undeceived. One half of
the news which is printed in the local
columns every morning is obtained
from people who do not care to furnish
it, and who have to be "run down" very
often with as much skill as the man
cunning of foxes. And for all this the
reporter is paid but liitle more than the
average mechanic. It may surprise
some ol you to learn that he gets even
that much, but he does if he is good for
anything. That good ones get no more
is mainly due to the fact that there are
so many bad ones competing with them.
Yet with all the drawbacks of long
and irregular hours, inadequate remun
eration and "assignments" tht are often
uncongenial, there is a charm about a
reporter's life which all who have ever
been members of the profession must
acknowledge. There is a romance con
nerted with it which does not entirely
die out of even the older members who
now keep to it because they have been
spoilt for anything else. The new genera
tion of metropolitan reporters, which
differ considerably from the old, is kept
to its work probably more by this flavor
of the adventurous than any thing elBe.
The Bohemian spirit of poetry and beer
has almost died out and the ranks are
recruited from a class which has less of
the literary and more of the "be up and
doing" spirit about it. They want an
active life and they find it here. Asthey
grow older, however, they become more
straight iu their desires and there are
constquently constant droppings out.
Either they work their way into
the editorial chairs or they go into some
other profession or business and their
places are filled by new-comers, who,
nowadays, are generally graduatts of
the leading colleges. So then, here is
To the trnlhiul reporter
Who never prints but what he ought or j
An example sub'ime
Ot the men ol his lime.
George C. Clement
Advice to Correspondents.
Never write wiih pen or ink. It is
altogether too plain, and doesn't hold
the mind of the editor and printers
closely enough to their work.
If you are compiled to use ink, never
useihat. vulgarity known as the blot
ting p id. If you drop a blot of ink on
th paper, lick it off. The intelligent
compositor loves nothing so dearly as
to read tlnouuh the smear this will
make across twniy or thirty woids
We have seen liitn hang over such a
piece of copy half an hour, a 1 the time
B wearing like a Dira e, he felt I hat good.
Don't punctust . We prefer to punct
uaie all manuscript feut to us. And
don't use capitals. Th-n we can punct
ual and capitalize to suit ourselt, and
your ariic.e, when you see it in mint,
will astonish, even if it does not please,
you.
Don't try to Jwrite too plainly. Tt is
a sign of plebiun orinin and public
echool breeding, l'oor writing is an
iniicttion of genius. It's about the
only indication of genius that a great
many men possess. Scrawl yourartiele
witli your eyes shut and make every
word as illegible as you can. Wo get
the same price for it trom the rag man
as though it were covered with copper
plate sentence"".
Avoid all painstaking with proper
names. We know the fuil name of
every man, woman and child in the
United States, and the merest hint At
the name is sullioient. For instance, ii
you write a character something like a
drunken figure "8." and then draw a
wavy line, and the letter M and another
waving line, we will know at once that
you mean Samuel Morrison, even though
you may think you mean " Lemuel
Messenger." It is a greut mistake that
proper names should be written plainly.
Always write on both sides of the
paper, and when you have filled both
Bides of every page, trail a line up and
down every margin, and back to the
top of the first page, closing your article
by writing your signature just above
the date. And how we would like to
get hold of the man who sends them.
Just for ten minutes. Alone, in the
woods, with a cannon inourhip pocket.
Revenge isgweet; yum, yum, yum.
Lay your paper on the ground when
you write; the rougher the ground the
better.
Coarse brown wrapping-paper is the
best for writing sour articles on. If
you can tear down an old circus poster
and write on the pasty side of it with a
pen stick, it will do still. better.
When your article is completed,
crunch your paper in your pocket, and
carry it two or three days before send
ing in. This rubs off the superfluous
pencil marks, and makes it lighter to
handle.
If you cau think of it, lose one page
out of the middle of your article. We
can easily supply what is missing, and
we love todo it. We have nothing else
to do! burlinyion lai key e.
EriTAPHS.
Rome Qnftlnt unit fnrlnm Inscription on
TomhilnnMln IMit Kitstllsti aiirl Ameri
can. C hurrhyard.
In wandering through the variou
resting places of the dead one might
well enelaim: " Whre are the sinners
buried P" Surely their graves are not
here; the"ftiscriptions on marble, shaft
or slab indicate the resting places of the
good alone. Hut in going hero and
there through old cemeteries, especially
in Kngland, one often comes across in
scriptions Btratfely unlike those of the
present day. Let us pass by the ordi
nary ones, and read some of the extra
ordinary. The two wives of Thomas Sexton are
buried in a churchyard near Newmar
ket. Upon the stone over the urave of
the first one is the following:
Here lies the body of Surah Sexton
She whs a wile that never vexed one.
1 can't say eo much lor the one at the next
stone.
In the cemetery of the Old Gray
Friars, Edinburg, we find :
Here snug in the grave my wile doth lie;
Now she's at rest, and bo am I.
Here is another:
Here lies my dear wife, a sad slattern and
shrew j
It I said I regretted her I should lie, too.
On a tombstone in Cjford:
Here, deep in the dust,
Tno old m dd y erust
Of Nell Bntchelor lately shoven;
Tho was skilled in the arts
Ot pies, pudding and tarts,
And knew every ue ot the oven.
When she had lived long enough
She made her last puff
A puff hy her husbnnd much praised
Now here she doth lie
And makes a dirt pie,
In hopes that her crust may be raised.
But these are rather unjust toward
the fair sex. Let us look for something
more truthful. We find it in St.
Michael's ohurchyard, Coventry :
She was
But words are wanting
To say what.
Look what a wile should be.
And she was tbat.
In memory of Katherine Gray, who
kept a pottery shop at Chester:
Boneath this stone lies old Katherine Gray,
Changed trom a busy lile to ltleles clay;
By earth and clay she got her pelt,
But now is turned to earth bet-null.
Ye weeping ltiends, let me adviso,
Abute your grief and dry your eyes,
For what avails a flood of tears T
Who knows but in a run ol years,
In some tall pitcher or broad pan
She iu her shop maybe a&ain ?
Upon the tomb of Martha Wells,
wife of John Wc:i9, iu Yolkstone, we
read :
We far from here did come
Each other lor to join,
In peace with all men here wo liveJ,
And did in love combine.
But oh, remark the strange,
Yet heaven's wise decree,
I'm lodged withiu the silent grave,
He's rolling in the sea.
In wandering through the old Sleepy
Hollow cemetery I paused before an
old mossy tombstone. Stooping down
and brushing away the moss I rtad the
following :
Pause, re ider, pause as you pass by.
As you are now, o once was I;
As I am now so you will be,
Prepare for death and follow me.
And near by I read :
Affliction sore long time I bore,
Physicians were in vain; '
Till death did seize and God did please
To ease me ot my pain.
But enough for the fair sex. Let us
see if the sterner sex can boast of any
thing better. We will begin with the
lawyers. In the churchyard at Norfolk
we find :
God works a wondoi now and then;
He, though a lawyer, was an honest man.
And in Siepney churchyard, London,
upoa a lawyer named Strange:
Hore lift an honest lawyer that's Strange!
Upon the tomtntone of Stephen Bum
bold at Bright well:
He lived one hundred and Ave,
San;u lie and strong;
An hundred to Ave
You live not so long!
Which is probably true concerning the
most of us. In Walton churchyard we
read upoa the tomb of George Miles,
blacksmith:
My sledge and hammer lie reolined,
My bull own also lost their wind;
My tire's extinct, my lorge decayed,
My vice i' 'he dust my lr.ends have laid,
My coals are ap-tut, my irou's go e,
My nails are drove, my work u done.
And upon a collier:
More lies the collier, John ol Nashea,
By whom death nothing gained, he swore;
For, living, he wai Must and asMea,
And lieing dead, is no more.
Here is one which I fear the majority
of the male sex will never deserve. 1
will not vouch for the truth ot it:
An honest fallow- here is laid,
I1U debts in lull ho alwuys pa d;
And what's more strange, the neighbors tell
us,
He brought back borrowed umbrellas.
We pause before a stone in Luton
churchyard, and this is the warnine it
gives to U3:
Reader, I have left a world
In which I had a world to do,
Sweating aud (retting to get rich
Just such a fuol us you.
In Lillington churchyard upon the
tomb of John Trees:
John Trees, aged 74 years,
Poorly lived and poorly died;
Poorly buried and no one cried.
The following curious epitaph will be
found in the churchyard at Lyford
Devonshire : '
Here lies, in a horizontal position,
The ouUide case ot
George Koutledge, Watchmaker.
Integrity was the main spring, and prudenoe
the regulator of all the actions
ol his lite;
Humane, generous and liberal.
His hand never stopped tilt he had relieved
distress ;
So nicely regulated wore his movements that
he never went wrong,
Except when set a-going by people who did
not know his key;
Even then he was easily sec right again,
lie had the art ot disposing his time so wall
That his hour glided away in one continued
rouud ol pleasure,
Till in an unlucky moment his pulses stopped
beating.
He ran down Nov. 14, 1802, aged 67,
In hopes to bo token in huiid by his Maker,
Thoroughly cleansed, repaiied, wound up and
sat a-oiiig
In the world to come, when time shall be no
more.
Wandering to Gillingham church
yard we will rest awhile beside the
grave ol 1 homas Jackson :
Sacred to the memory of Thomas Jxckson,
coine Xhii. who was engaged December 21,
1741, to piny a comic ca-t ol character in thin
Krvat theater the world, lor ninny ot which
ho was prompted by nature to excel. The
season boinit olosod, his bent-nt over, the
chnrgrs all paid, and his accounts oloeed, he
mnile his exit in the tragedy of Drain, March
17, 1793, in lull assurance ol being unco more
called to rehearsal, where he hopes tu find
ma lorleiis all cleared, his cast ol parts bet
tired, and hi situation made agreeable by
Him who paid the great stock debt by the
love He bore the perlormers in goneral.
In the Roman Catholic cemetery of
Mayne the following epitaph has caused
considerable trouble between the priests
and the people, the former declaring
that it is "profane, immoral and scan
dalous," while the latter maintain that
it shall re i ain as it is:
Beneath this stone horn lieth one
That all his friends did please;
To heaven I hope he's surely goae
To enjoy eternal ease.
He drank, h- sang, while here on earth
Lived happy as a lord ;
And now he hath rexiitned his breath,
God rest him, Paddy Ward.
We will close this grave subject with
one from Stirling castle, about thirty
milts from Ed in burg:
Our lile is hut a winter day,
Some only breakfast and away;
Oihers to a d niter stay
And are lull led.
The oldest man but sleeps
An,' goes to bod.
Iiarge is his expense
That lingers out the day;
He that goes soonest
lias the least to pay.
New York Evening Mail.
Colds Affected by Diet.
There is no question that when the
system is in ptrftet condition it has a
marvelous ability to withstand not only
tne extraordinary changes of our New
England climate, but even these with
what would generally be considered
gross carelessness added. I have known
men who would stand in the snow with
almost frozen feet and chop in the lod
ging swanip, day after day, ail winter,
and when spring came join the "drive,"
standing hours together, upon occasion,
in cold water, wet to the middle, often
retaining wet garments all day, exempt
from any kind of illness, until, the sea
son over, having a period tf loafing in
summer, they would be subject to severe
"coias 'ior tne iirst time during the
year, and perhaps be laid up with fever
of some form. It may be said that
these men had become " used up " by
the winter and spring campaign and
that trie summer sickness was the nut
ural result. Such is not the fact. So
long as they were working hard all d y
long, and the cold weather lasted, their
systems could not only withstand the
large amount ot food swallowed. bir
absolutely needed it to keep up flesh,
Btrength and animal heat. Hence,
while these conditions lasted, these
men remained in perfect phvsical con
dition, equal to any amount of labor
and exposure incident to their business.
But whfti all these conditions were re
versed, and the mm ignotantly heldto
the same diet, which they invariably
did 60 long as appetite lasted, disease
was the inevitable result. Often they
would lose their appetites in season to
save them from violent illness, but
few escaped more or less harm from
eating in excess of the r quirements ol
the system. In the army, during ac
tive service, with no surplus of "hard
tack," colds were comparatively rare,
though we marched all day in the rain
and slept on the ground in wet clotlus
at night ; hu, wh' ti we were in camp, in
comfortable quarters, taking little ex
e cise, and got a nice box of turkey,
pies, cakes, and the like, from the dear
home fiiends who pitied us so, the
prevalence of " colds " was somethinn
fearlul to contemplate. How often we
remurk upon the fact that when in
winter we nave a week or two of nice
warm weather, " everybody has a
cold," and such weather is called "un
healthy "and " unseasonable."' If our
-toves and furnaces bad palates to
tickle and were self-leeding, what
" summer comp aims " theie would be.
Fires would burn as briskly in July as
in January, and fire pots would be
burned out as fast as teniae hi are used
up under the prevailing custom of sup
ply ng fuel to the human machine with
out regard to the weather or other modi
fying conditions. Let us continue to
exercise sufii.iieut care as to wraps.
fUnnels. avoidance of draughts, and
unnecessary exposure; but aside from
all this should live in so rational a
manner with regard to diet, air, exer
cise and cleanliness, as to be proof
against disease, and become less like the
old lady who caught her last cold " tak
ing gruel out ol a damp basin."
Journal oj Citmistry.
Origin or Amber,
Nearly 2,000 years ago, Pliny, the
naturalist, wrote that amber was the
fossil resin ot an extinct cone-bearing
tree, and modern science can say of it
but little more. The original amber
produ'iing forest probably reached Irom
Holland over the German co-.st, through
Sibeiia and Ktmschaika, even to North
America. One of the most celebrated
depo.its i3 on the peninsula of Samland,
a portion ot 1'imsia, nearly surrounded
by the Baltic sea. The northern part
of this region, constituting the promon
tory of I'.rustcrort, is hilly, and the coast
banks are often 150 fret to 300 leet high.
At one time all the amber found here,
even by the peasants in plowing, be
longed to the German government, the
tinder, however, receiving one-tenth of
its value. For a piece in the Berl n
museum, weighing eighteen pounds,
the" finder is said ti have received a
thousand dollars. During 6tormy
weather, when the wind and waves beat
violently against the coast, a great
quantity ot a nber is washed up. The
total yearly product is, however, ap
parently on the decrease, and so the
price of amber is on the increase.
Professor Ziddach,- of Konigsberg,
concludes that the trees yielding the
amber resin must have grown upon the
green-sand beds of the cretaceous forma
tion, which at the firm formed the
shores of estuaries where the lower di
vision of the tertiary accumulated. Im
mediately over the amber-producing
strata rest the brown-coal bods, the fos
sil plants found in which differ entirely
from the amber-bed flora. Many injects
and plants are found embalmed in the
amber. Over 800 species cf the former
have been named, and over 160 of the
latter. I
Never!
Never answer questions in grneral
company that have been put to others.
Never, when traveling abroad, hoover-boastful
of vour own co ntrv.
Never lend an article you have b r
rowed, unices you have permission to
do ro.
Never attempt to draw tho attention
of the company upon yourself.
Never exhibit anger or impatience.
or t xcitement, when an accident hap
pens. Never pass between two perBots who
are talking together, without an apol
oey.
Nevf renter a room noisily.
Never fail to close the door after you,
if you found it closed, and never slam it.
Nevir forget that if you are faithful
in a few things, you may be ruler ovt r
many.
The Philadelphia News has found a
retired business manwhoissertsth.it
advertising is a humbug. It wns doubt
less this opinion that "retired" him
uubbard $ Anverttsnr.
Feeble digestion, sick headnoho, diczJnes
and taintness cored by Malt Bitten.
A story Is told of a widower preacher
wno pioposea to a young lady and was
rejectea. following this a yourg
widow ol Ins congregation sent him this
text io preach from : " You ask and re
ceive not because vou nsk a niiws.'
With this it eetras hs if the preacher
migut nave taken tlie Intit and the
widow alto
Nursing mothers and delicate females pin
strength and flesh trom Malt Bitters.
The peaceful calm of a country gravo
yard is as tho roar ot Niagara compared
with the stillness which prevails In
the store of the man who doesn't ad
vertise. The man who acoMa his crying Why and is
too mnan to invest 25 cents in a bottle ot Dr.
Bull's Baby Syrup, should bo divoroed.
The young man who was referred to
pa when he popp, 1 the Question stated
that he visited the convention as an in
structed delegate. Phiiadtiphia Chron
icle.
lit rnwnrr nrm,
Teg''tine put up in tbis'lorm oomos withia
the rtiuh ol all. 13 miking the medicine
yourscll you can, Irom a 50o. puckiigo con
taining the bulks, loola and hoihs, mxlio two
boll lea of the liquid Vegelino. Thouandi
will gladly avail themselves o this oppor
tunity, who have the conveniences to maka
the modicino. Full directions in every pack
age. Vegotino in powder form is sold by all
drug-ibts and general 8' ores. If you oannot
buy it ol them, enclo-e tllly oentt in pnsiat:
stamps lor one pneknge, or one dolUr for two
packages, and 1 will send it by return mail.
U. U. Stevens, Bonton. Miwa.
The Brat.
William II. Wilson, M. D. Snrintfield.
Efflngton Co., Ga., says: "t prescribed Hunt's
itemoriy in a complicated case ol Dropsy
which I had boon treating for eight years, and
I find Hunt's Remedy U the best me licine lor
Dropsy and tho Kidneys I have ever used."
Trial size, 75 conU.
Dr. C. E. ShnemnVer, the well -know anrai
surgeon of Heading, Pi., r.ff'iin to send by mail,
tree ol charge, a valuable litlle book ondealnen
and diseases of the our specially on running
ar and oatarrh, and their proper treatment
giving relerem-es ami testimonials that will
satialy the moat skopiiual. Address as above.
A IIiuchoM Need.
A book on the Liver, it (limnsea and thf
treatment ent tree. Including trdam upoi
Liver Complaints, Tnrpid Liver, Jaundice
Itilioiisne-s, Uc&dache. Constipation, Dyxpep
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Broadway, New York city, N. Y.
The Voltaic Rtlt Co.. Marahnll, Mich.
Will aend their Kiectro-Voltaic Holt to -the
afflioted upon 30 days trial. See their adver
tisement in this paper neadod, " Ou 30 Days
Trial." :
It you have Sore Kye ask yonr Drnggist
lor the Diamond Ee Water. Principal
depot, 42 Suffolk Street, New Vork City.
Straighten your old hoots and shoes wit I
Lyon'a Heel Stiflcners, and wear them again
All Grocers keep C. Gilbert's Starohos.
A C.HI. Tn atlwhoara mlTrrlii from tha arror
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If you are suffering from a combina
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Dr. W. ItOSS WRITES:
Scrofula, Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia,
Rheumatism, Weakness.
IT. R. BTtntwa, notion: I bar ban priottnlni
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Mr. It. R. Btitfhi Deal Sir: My In tie dauahter
Hte a lia b..e afflicted a long time with Narofula,
eiiffvrliiK evrrt'huiK. I employed different phyal
e ai f III Kail B alon, but llley helped her none. I
l oiuht nm of ymir Powiir.ii Fokm VaotTiHB,
an i ii. y wile atroped It aud k-tb It to the child
a-'iNiiilli-n to the illnrtlun, aud we were aurprlaed
In a f rin'Kln't time to aee how the child had galne4
i fl all ami ali-engl!). Blie la now Kaliilug every
x.v, and I can cheerfully nhximiueud your remedy
to be the bmt we have ever tried.
lUepeoifuily youra, J, T. WKBB.
Tfgetlne Is Sola by all DratTKlsls.
CURES WIIEX AIL 0TI1FU MF.MCINES FAII
it art. ltn,.flw .in f! 1 l.lnAVH a I ... ...
la
n Hi,i ii iu iin-in hi once 10 urn u nv aciKin.
HI NT H KK.MKDY la a aaic, tore anil tpeeiiy cure,
aa) hundred have teatiflrd lo having been rured by It
vhen ph.viicl.ini and friend hnd piven tlwm lip la
die. Do not delay, try at once HUNT'S HL.MLDV.
Bend for pamphlet In
WM. CLARKE, Providence, It. I,
rrlcoa, 75 cenli unit KI.L'.V l.itrye aire tha
elieapctt. A. your drufcjltt lor llCNT'ti KEU
Tako iio oilier.
i, , , . j . , m.i
Important to the Fair Sex !
n
o
3
M
Tint GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY, enre Taanrr.
hiea, (or whit.) Painful Menstruation, TJIoentionTuTa
rian Tnaeaaea. Absent Menstruation, all dianaMw, knn.n
as female weakness They have been uad In Encland
for year a a periodical nnd resulatimr pill. Sold by all
DruKKiiiU everywhere, frice l.u) per box or ill bnxe
lor au.w, aent nv muu rroe or poauure, sooureiy ae.iled.
Tim liKAvSi i.idriM? co.,
. . JnWhanics' lllook, IKitroit, Mich.
Wholesale Aents for II. H. t yPa'nphlets tent tree
0. N. CKiTTli.vrON, Wholesale Asont, Kew York.
i REWARD Svhs.
eaa
Itlind, Itchm, or Ulcerated
I'llra thai lv!nj(a I'llo
Kenirtlr failstocure.
n.
I of long atandina la I week,
and ordlnsry co In S day.
r.nllTinN
inunedubte relief, ciuva mm.
wa-w awt) nirf r(f01T
yrapomr Au triniFn it in btark a I'tlm ofS on nnd
Mir, . f. inerm ifnri(nrm, to no. Ml tot
SI
Sold
byalldrnriritta. Bent by mail by J. P. iln.Lr.n.M. !..
Propr B W. cot. Tonth and Arch bla., Philaja., 1'a.
PETROLEUM
Grand Medal
at Philadelphia
KlIKISltioQ.
JELLY
Stiver Medal
at Pari
Exposition.
This wonderful substance I acknowledged by ptival
clana thniutihout the world to be the leat remedy discovered-
for the cure of Wounds. Hum. Kheuuiallain.
Skin UlftctiM-, Pilit, Catarrh, Chilblain. Aa la or. let
that every one may try it. It Is nut up In lit anil SI real
bottles for liotiM-liold use. llU iln it from niur druzilsL
nd you will and It superior to anything yoa aava aver
UNITED STATES
Patent Brokers acd Inventors'
ASSOCIATION,
Patent lights sold at P Iv te Sale and by Public Auc
tion. Patents ohtamed and Searches made n the Uiwetl
Te'tns. Corre.-.puuileuce solicited. Circulars sent on
applicat'on.
tVM. CHAWSIIAW. Jtla natter.
6:t Arch Mreet. I'll 1 1 A It KLl'III A.
B1-CAR3
SODA
Is the best In the Wo-ld. It It absolutely pure. It la the
best for Medicinal Purposes. II Is the be.t for llsklnii and
all Family Use. Sold by all DruKtfi.u and Uroceia.
PENN'A SALT MANUFACTURING CO., Phlla.
TaOa ClavlmHaa KatehUakiwal ltW.
W aw Iaw. Theoatada af soldiers aad ales mH
Piaalnna eat back aladawaa ar -- raw sum
Aodiaat. wim auniav
WKORSK B. LEMOR,
P. ft Prewar WMhliatt, .
POPV T 4 Ts KCKIPT(wHh full
1 X 1 JUJ, direction to make one
eUHl lo those sold f. r $2 lo $-V for one-ihlr.l the money)
sml Ke.epts for :ti klmls or Ink.f II a, I mi :Ocis by re
tui n mall. Address H. Hl.liDSOK, P M .Alvajadu, Icxa.
A GREAT OFFERdVi
lr, upward. 11 ai'iuiilcd II i rt h iid
lluiiii 1 .ol iiiiien'a i Kni'Kuina. AtalllSTM
Wnnie.l Iiliisianleil 1 A I A !.: I K re
it o ic a c i; va r 1. 1 c i Lt o.A Wl It it y.at.v .
ATTI'.IITIOIV. F i m era and Horsemen
For $1 will h'Dd a coiiiplcii- llo..k Uial ti lls you how
to cure every dlseiisc lli.il horses ie subject to. S ud
slanip fo' referenees and 1 si of over 200 lleclpes to P. P.
linn. Hi'X lo, 5a aluyj bprint;, N'.Y. Aijeiila wanted.
VOUfJG MEN
l-ern Teleirranhr aue
aiD ! to sjliMt s
iboiiUi. Kvary -iluU tuariuiUied a nnvln
Uioa. Addreaa Ji. VJ," ''as, iaijacj, Janasviiie. w v
Children' Grab Fag I Every Grab a Prise I Something
new; no deception. One I rlze for big folks wiih every
llim. Good proiit. Chatterbox (jo., 48 Corllaiult SU. N.V.
ATKI
lesntea to ranrass for the salt at
our M 'crjr sus. Address W. a T. BsllIU,
a w. a T Hk
ublUlied 1Mb.
0777
A YEAR and expenses toacentev
Outfit Free. Addle
P. U VICkintY.Auuta. Maine.
G
Or,I AWn NII.VFIt MI-VRbj.
kI. A. fcvxaiTT, V. A. lAiiJmg, Lake Bnperlor.
$72
A WEEK, tl a day at home easily mad. Costly
Quint fme. Address Tau 4 Oo August. Main.
I i am- r - -'i
1
VASELINE
NATRONA
PENSIONS
perfected BUTTER COLOR
Hives nuner lttec.it-, ;fcu ci, ior ine yesr ronnd.
Thousands of Uairvaiuu av'.T
i- -iltt-'ECT.
BuiloiinlUlpl'iina hi S . T. iniry Jfcily.
Ucuu.wLo U6i-'-"W0 U k-el lu
What Everyirady Wants !
WHO HAS NOT HEARD AND
READ OF IT! r
Note tlio l'ftlliswIiiK
PitAnnmiRO, )., My It.
Messrs i. N. llnams ft Cn. Ihitiu mrni Feimlt me ta
sny thst To' several weeks I snltored with a oveie ranch.
I II i Hi umm DenlK'a CoiikIi lliiliunn, and alter that several
other preparations, each of hi hi mive a lair tila which
vailed me liothlnK. For the mm eeilitix ! days I used
no in ill. Hie. Hy that time I tv is tln iinlit In the Mrs
staaes or Cousiiniplloti. My cotij;h belnir tinre s veie than
v-r, Ihnt wmivaml urto A I I.I.X'N 1 VU
II A I.N A VI , whli h hiia tilei niniU lined me. I ixinsct
enlloiiftly hellcve tt b bean excellent iiieillrltie, and eaa
aaure you Unit It will afTntd tne the highest p.slhle rratl.
ficallon to coiiiiiienil tl to ,mt iierMin vou tnuy teter to me.
Your truly, NhWlON MIIKPUY.
For Mala hy aa H edlrlne Dealer.
MTU' -NoJ .
UHFERMEHTED
MALT BITTERS
TRADE MARK
MALT AND HOPS
flints TNCOMPARAr'.E VI'THIKNTI richer In Bona
M. and Must le I'rmiu. itm Materials lliau all oilier fortn
of inal or me Iclne. while free from the otoeetlotit u Red
ana ut mall lliim. For ililtl, tilt lllk-estl n. S ck HeaiV
telle, C'oiitumpllon. Final a l ii n. Menial and Physical
Fxhatiilloti, Nervotisne s Want of Sleep, t'beriill a
Weiikiieftse of Fein d p. Kxhuii.tloti of N nr-1 a Mnther
uf the Aired, and of IMI.nte llhllilr n. MAI.T lU ITKHli
are the pitrett, beat, tnd tiiot economical medicine ?
eonipouniet. oiii eve wnere.
CKIN
Itch inn II mora, 8 aly Erup
tions, Sialp Anectlona. Sail
Hhei.m, Psoriasis. 8r.il, 1 Ileal,
l ie r and Sores Inf llililynired
by -the CoTicuaa Haarnia.
w hich have performed nnraciea
J DISEASES.
ol iieni ti,k ,oii inn lei ' "i" i e
cal history. Send for lllusirated Treat so, cottfiiiilnti
esliinoiila,s from every p rt of tlie Colon. Preiiared by
W i ks A Fuller, (.'In uiists, Huston, Mas. Sold by Urug
ivst. a
FRAZER AXLE GREASE.
FOW CATjP, lV AI.' IF. tl.l--.lt 4.
Airanioi (At MSUJil. OF H0VOR at the Otiioini.d and
'uri Kxt'oUun.
Chicago. FRAZER LUBnlCAIOH CO., NewYork.
RED RIVER VALLEY
2,000,000 Acres
Wheat Lands
beat ta aha Wartd. for sal by Uia
St. Paul, Minnea noils & Manitoba R.S. CO.
Tkraa AelUr pot acre allowed the aa'tler far braak
tkf aaal aultivatMav Vor particular apply ta
D. A. McKINLAY,
iMiel Pmmlsiilsnrr, . rani, Mlmn.
The do ran.
A eurlusity to every one, anl a nerraalti
to ; ll kiuiteiul of M r or Krllirion
rilK KOHAN Of MuilA.MtlKI); traim'ated fiom the
Aral-lc by tieoriie Sale. Formerly pulil slie.l at J.7i a
new. beautiful. Tvio, ne.t, clolb-buuii-l ctlillnii; price
:, cents, and II cetits tot ptbi-e. Cataloitue of many
standard worka. remaikah:) low In price, with extia term
to c ulm, free. Say wlieie you a.w this a.lverlt-eiueuk.
tsikicn tlooa aicuaiia, Tilhuue llulldlntj, N. Y.
SAPONIFI
Is the OrUrln.il Concentrated l.ye and Reliable Pamlly
Soap Maker. Olrectlous aivi.iopany each Can for mnkiui
llarft,Nft ami Toll.) mkd qulikly. It 1 fuU
weluht snd streiwih. Auk your grocer tut It XI' u Ml
a-1 Kit, aud Ukt uo ollierr.
PENN'A SALT MANUFACTURING CO.. Phila.
"BEATTY"
OF WASIIIXGTOX, NEW JERSEY,.
14-Stop ORGANS
Stool. Pook Music boxeil A shipped only SH.-l . o.
New Pian s SlW.t to Sl.tl 0. liefoieou but an In
strument lie sure to see his Mi l-sniniuer on-r lUuttratal
Irte. A.ldrei-s DAMKI. F. HKAI1 Y. WasbuiKlou. N,
ON 30 DAYS' TRIAL.
We will tend our Electro-Voltaic lie Its and other
Kle trie Appliances upon trial for .J dav to Hi. we ami. ted
with Afrct'us Itrbiltty and dUetut i- a iereonof aoiura,
Also of the l.lver, Ki.lneya, Hlieuiuallaiii, Foraiyw, AO.
A turf curt otutrarttmt or no puy.
Addrets Voltaic Hex , p., Maraliall, Mich.
Tf) TUC If yon wish to see the pi. tor of yonr
IU I lib future huaband or wile, together with
nllAlnll(, name and dale of marriage, give your
Lf U K I U U S a,("-tolor ' '' ' ami send
:t. cen s money, or -i O urnla u-Uwa
Samps, to W.rOx.llua 170, Fult,.nville, N . Y
$66
A WEEK lnyouroDljwn Ternn an l . o vm
lre. AJJrou a. H.nxarT 4 Co., i'uiiuuii, AUlue,
if" Uiep Ihiainrj. ilnptjflu. J ttUllTii IO .
Th larcest Butter Ituve
Ih larcest Butter liuvers recommend Its use.
Sod bv all the best Creuo.i.rt.-l. A .i .!, .1 the In r.-p
LTs.d by all the best Creutnerl
mi
f Tt Finn ti
I THAT IS JOtT 1 I ' lmut.ev I
t U Arfcjt thi GREASE
ER
TRUTH 11 Mifi.lTa
MS, as nit atltr f hm, M lMk a kif, V. d
mi .rt rm-r, ut yam r.t.ra aA- 1 V I
avaiial at i(a. i at . . '4 af aatua. ti sue ksd iara V ' ' if
uw.lmZm.iflTt.VVwh&l.nrtV,'. V-' "
.i.-k vi. or drur-t'lit or mi rchunt tor It; or write to nk m hi it is. v. i.a
VCU.tr, VHW AtiWoOJi ii ,Va frcbr'olvra. UurUuiflou, V