Miss Hjnn nml II or Lover. Miss Mary Flynn wns tHudying medi cine nn1 iirinif vourtPd at the c-une tiiuo. Mr. Wifiirtm Uudd was ftttond intr to tlio latter part of the business. Onfl evening wliilo they were sitting ro srel.licr in tlio front nnrlor. Mr. Uudd was tliinkinn how lie should manago to propose. Miss Flynn was explaining certain physiological facts to him. "Do ou know,1' she said, "that thous nnds of persons are actually ignorant that they smell with their olfactory peduncleP" ' Millions of Vm," replied Mr. Budd. "And Aunt Mary wouldn't believe me when I told her she couldn't wink without a sphincter muscle!1' " How unreasonable " Why, a person cannot kiss without a sphincter!" "Indeed!" " I know it is so!" "May 1 try ii I canP" "Oh, Mr. Budd, it is too bad for you to make light of such a subject." Mr. Budd seized her hand and kissed it. She permitted it to remain in his grasp, " l didn't notice," he said, " whether a a what do you call itP p sphincter helped mo then or not. Let me try again. ' Then he tried again, and while he held her hand she explained to him about the muscles of thai portion of the hu man body. "It is rfemnrkable how much you know about such things," said Mr. Budd ' really wonderful. Now, ior example, what is the bone at the back of the head called P" " Why, the occipital bone of course." "And what arc the names of the mus cles of the nrm ?" "The spiralis and the infra-spirals, amonif others." "Well, now let me show you what I mean. When I put my inlra-spiralis around jour waist, so, is it your occipi tal lion" that rests upon my shoulder blarte, in this wav?" "My back hair primnrily, but the oc cipital bone of course, lifter ward. But oh, Mr. Budd, suppose pa should come in and see us?" "Let him come! Who cares P" saiu Mr. Budd, boldly. " I think I'll exer cise a sphincter again and take a kiss." "Mr. Budd, how can youP" said Mif s Flynn, after he had performed the feat. " Dort't call me Mr. Budd ; call mo Willie," he said, drawing hor closer. "You accept me,don't you ? I know you do, darling." ' Willie," whispered Miss Flynn, faintly. "What, darling P". " I can hear your heart beat." "It beats only for you, my angel." "And it sounds to me out of order. Tho ventricular contraction is not uni form." "Small wonder for that when it's bursting for joy." " You must put yourself under treatment for it. I will give you some medicine." " It's your own property, darling; do what you please with it. But somehow the sphincter operation is the one that strikes me most favorably. Let us see how it works again?" But why proceed P The old, old story was told neain, and the old, old per formance of the muscles of Mr. Budd's mouth enacted pgain. And, about eight years later. Mr. Budd wa3 wishing that Mary would catch some fatal disease among her patients, and Marv was thinking that the best psjiSle use Willie could be put to would bens a subject lor the dissecting table. Max Adder. An Old Dutch Funeral. Until within a few weeks past, one man, John Van Vechten. of Catskill, was living.who remembered the funeral of Domini; Schuneman. The ceremony wns in accordance witli tho customs which the Dutch, a hundred and sev enty years before, had brought with thorn from the motliercountry. A man. especially deputed for the purpose, met each male-comer nt the door, and offered him a glass of rum from a flask. A woman waited in a like manner upon each femalt -comer. The relatives of the dead sat together around the corpse; the friends and ai quaint anccs took their seats in another part of the room, or in an adjoining charnhcr. When the services were over these were in Dutch they who chose went up to the cofiin to take their last look at the de ceased. Th a coffin was then closed, put upon a bier, and taken from the house to the grave, the relatives following, and after them all comers. When the cofiin had bein laid in the ground, the procession returned to th house, but in inverse order the relatives and the empty bier and if s beaters coming last. One room in the riousa was assigned to the bemeis, another to tke assembled peop'w. Iu each room a table had been set with bottlesof rum, ajar of tobacco, and long clay pipes. All the men drank and smoked, talkiDg in the meanwhile of the character and virtues of their dead pastor, of their horses, of the sprin? planting, and of the weather. One or two of the lower sort cot tipsy, and umused themselves by sing'nz fu neral ditties out-of-doois. Harpers Mtt,azine. They Wanted Repairs. Ol M. d'Eunery, the author of the "Two Orphans," an amusing story is told. One day two visitors were an nounced, and on bcin inti odneed proved to be two strnneis dreised in black. "Sir," said one if them, after havinz bowed low, " 1 have come accompanied by my brother-in-law" (here d'Knnery returned their salute with a tuperb dig nity that would have done credit to anv one of his melodiamatio heroes); "I have come," continued tho stranger, " to demand of you a reparation !" "A retiarat inn !" pj-lirn-rl Cl'nr.n "Have jou weighed all the importance oi mat worn, gentlemen r we have. " I have never in my life done anythin to warrant such a r quest. I can accor no reparation." JJut in this case it is nni..iirv T' liro-nrl nn vr i u i I ni A . lutely indispensable," murmured the other. "Enough," exclaimed the great Giamaum; - never win you ooiain rep aration at my hands!" and he stalked out of the room with the majestic bear ing of a Berryer. The error was soor. explained. D Ennery, wholly absorbed in the blood-and-thundcr intrigue of some new drama he was writing, had quite forgotten that he was the proprie tor of a house that he had let to out of his vir-itors, and the icparation de manded was not a duel but merely some local repairs. ' According to Dr. Chiistlieb, 6(1,000 pagans pahsed over to Chmtiauity in lt.79. Tin el i ruriia. A school for the education of idiots has been in operation in Holland (or twenty-five years, with encouraging re sults. Of the total of 417 pupils er.ten d upon its register since 1853, farty-three have gone directly into service r adopted ft trade, while twenty-live others have been discharged in a greatly improved condition. The son of the Burmese King Thoebau, for whom hist year a cradle ot gold was made, incrusted witli diamonds, ru bies, sapphires and emeralds of incn d ble value, recently died of smallpox. Vast sums were spent upon tlio litt c fellow, nnd all tho people living round the palace stockade had to buy new cooking kettles, lest the smell of rancid oil from the old ones might offend his tender little nose. There is no newspaper near the sum mit of Mount Athos, but if there were one it wouldn't print many marriage notices. Mrs. Brassy, writing from that point, tells an old haclielor story as fol lows: On the summit there live tlio strictest set of bachelors in the world. Not a female animal of any kind in al lowed within miles, so that the refuses have to do without milk or fresh eggs even, and ttaveleis are not all wed to carry even dead hens on their saddles for provisions. A few years ago two English ladies landed herefrom a yacht. As most of the men here wear petticoats and tho women trousers, nnd tho keepers of the summit have not much experi ence in such matters, they did not dis cover the wrong that been committed f ir some time, and then you may imagine their horror and disgust. Captain George M. Coolev is a brave citizen of Troy, N. Y., who surely de serves kindliest mention, since in h s forty-one years of iifc he has saved from drowning forty-six persons. His atcst exploit iu this direction was the rescue of seven young students of the Poly technic institute, whose small boat capsized in the river. For this gallant deed the captain has received tho silver medal of the Life-Raving Benevolent association of New York city. It was accompanied by a cheek for fifty dollars, and by a liberal sum contributed by the grateful students. Captain Cooley, as modest as ho is brave, was so tour-lied by these tMfts that tears lilled his eves. and he could hardly speak for the lump in ins tnroat. a romantic incident in his beneficent career was his rescuing from tho river while still a youth the girl who afterward became his wife. Tho first assistant postmaster-nenrral has recently issued an order which is of some interest to those localities which are desirous of having postoflices estab lished in them. He says: Jn selecting names for postoflices it is particularly desirous that the nnme of the town or vil lago in which the oflice is to be locat ed should be adopted, if such name is in no wmv similar to that ot any established oflice in the State, or in nriy other State, the abbreviation ot wjiicu is similar. Short namps should be selected for post oflices. Prefixes, such as North, South, Center, Mount, New. etc., are objection able, ana so are additions, such as (Jen trr, City, Mill, Junction, and so on. ns all such prefixes and additions lead to confusion and delay in the transmissions of the mails. Compliance with the above suggestions will insure favorable action on applications for postoflices. The contingent of new members in the house of commons is made up largely of niTchnnts, manufacturers and those connected with commercial pursuits. Fifty two are lawyers, forty-four belong ing to the bur nna eight having prac ticed as solicitors; thirty belong to the army; two to the navy; three have be- longta to the diplomatic profession; six have followed the profession ot journal ists; seven are civil and agricultural engineers; five are bankers; two are connected with tho brewing trade; three belong to the medical profession; six are tenant farmers, or in other ways cennected with labor; four have been printers, publishers, engravers, etc. ; .nn is a member of the royal academy of Scotland; one is a civil ana military tutor; one is a Presbyterian minister: and two are clergymcn-of the Estab lished church, who have relieved them selves of their orders under the provi sions of Mr. Bouverie's relief bill. The res', are covntry squires, magistrates, deputy-lieutenant3, chairmen of quarter sessions, ex-high sheriffs, baronets, or jons of peers. I lie oldest of the new members is aged seventy-eight; the youngest was born in 1856. Evils of Neglecting Cold in the Head. In a paper read by Dr. D. B.St. John Koosa, of New York city, at the recent muetinir of tho Medical Society of tho St ite of New York, he stated that the most frequent oiiin of chronic dis-ca-esoflhe lac hrymal passages, of the conjunctiva, and of the middle ear, is in a neglected "cold in the head." It is generally conceded that no person in perfect health, exceptunder extraordin ary circumstance, takes cold, and yet the majority of mankind htve, at some time, sullen d from cold in the head. The popular idea that a cold in the head is an insignificant affair is foundi d on the fact that most peoole recover to such an extent that they are ab'.c to go about afterward and engage in their or dinary avocations without special no tice1, at the time, of the consequences of the disease, which may even tlin be set tled upon them. ' He believed that very many of the maladies which prevented men and women from reaching the allotted! period 'of threescore and ten have theirorigin in these colds; and that many serious affections which act as an impediment to the tuccess of their vic tim are dated from a cold in the head. He described the suffering incident to an acute attack of cold in the head, and of the impossibility of having repeated attacks without producing serious local changes not only change, but a perma nent impairment of nutrition. To cor rect all this, special attention must bo paid to individual hygiene, and if the evil consequences of neglected cold in the head were to bo abolished, the abo lition must come through a public sen timent properly educated upon this as upon all other sanitary questions. The family physician must warn the people every where, as opportunity offers, of the danger in this direction, and of the means by which it is to be avoided. The first gnat precaution to be taken by tacli individual is to keep himself in a good general condition, and to do that he must btudiouslv avoid all that t ;nds to disorder the skin and the function of all the organs of the bodv. Children must be clothed in flannel all the year round, and must be made to know that '.ho staples of diet nremilk, bread, meat, vcgetabl' nnd fruit, and that tea, coffee, and pastry of all kinds are to boused only ns tlio greatest of luxuries, and therefore in small quantities nnd nt long intervals. Tho community can only be come healthy as individuals Income healthy, and all tho reforms necessary to make Memphis ami (Irenadu places in wl i h yellow fever never come may be adopted ; but if the control cannot be obtained of the bodies of, and the mdes of living of the individuals in those and nil other places, evils not so suddenly fital, but none tho lcsln the end dn gcrous, nnd all the time injurious to their well being, will ccrtilnly exist. The Eyesight In Adults. In adult ago th eyejight may be and olten is, injured by causes which can be avoided by the exercise of a moderate amount of thought and care. Common among these causes are defec tive or excessive il iimination. exces sive application, unclea i or impure air, exposure to co'd, and want of misuse of spectacles. Of course, tl o best light is the natural or white light, which comes from the sun, and which is ns congenial and necessary to the eye as food to tho digestive orgms. But by thoughtlessners and carelessness the light of day may become the means of destroying or Beriously impairing the eyesight. Thus, the power of vision is often enfeebled nnd som times ruined by sudden exposure of the eyes to a much stronger light than that to which they have been accustomed. A person may suffer irreparable injurv. even lo blindness, by going abruptly from dark ness to liirht, by looking at the sun or other dazzling fight, by reflection of the solar rays into the eye from a mirror or other polished or white surface. Harm may come from opening the eyes in a bright sunlight on awakening in the morning, ana hence, as Dr. Carter, an English physician who has made the eyes a study, points out, it is not well to sleep in abed facing the morning sun, when the windows of the room are in sufficiently covered by out tains, or when the strong light is suddenly ad mitted by a servant in tho morning. The habit of sleeping with a night light burning in tho room is objection able, since darkness is conducive to sound and refreshing sleep. But if per sons will do it, the light should be so screened as to prevent the rays from falling dircc ly on the eyes. Indwell ings, as in schoolrooms, architecture and furniture have an important in fluence on the proper use and preserva tion of th eyesight. Not only the amount of light in the room, but the di rection from which it i3 admitted, are matters of importance. The eyes arc naturally much protected against light coming from above, but they are com paratively defenseless against that which comss from below. "On this account," says Dr. Carter, "very low windows are rather to be avoided, or, if used, they should be fitted with blinds made to draw up rather than down; and the floors should not bo covered with very bright-colored materials, or with any which possess reflecting sur faces. The blinds, too, by which the admitted light is tempered, should be of a suitable color, neither white nor white striped with red, but of a blue or iray lint, and of sufficient thickness to bi really effectual for the purpose for which they are designed." Desolation of Palestine The Rev. W. J. Staroey writes to the London 'limes of. the deplorable condi tion of the Holy Land winch he has re cently visited. He says: Nothing can well exceed the deso lateness of much of it. Treeless it is for twenty or thirty miles together, forests wnich did exist thirty years ago (e. g , on Mount Carniel and Mount Tabor) fast disappearing, rich plains of the finest garden soil asking to be cultivated, at best but scratched up a few inches deep in patches, with no hedges, or bounda ries, mountain terraces natural, or arti ficially formed, ready to be p'anted with vines, as the German colony are doing at the foot of Mount Carmel ; the vil lages nothing but mud huts, dust, dirt and squalor ; the inhabitants with scarce clothing enough for decency, their houses ovens ; large tracts without a horee, or cow, sheep or dog ; no pretense at roads, except from Jaffa to Jeru salem, and this like a cart road over a plowed field, the rest, at best, like sheep walks on the Downs of Sussex, but for far the most part like the dry bed of the most rocky river, where, amid blocks of stone, each makes his way at a foot pace as best he can, or on smooth, slop ing rocks or over loose stones thrown Cown from the old walls on either side, which no one offers a finger to remove ; nothing upon wheels, not so much as a barrow, lo be met with in a ride of over 3(!0 miles. Everything is taxed; every fruit tree, so none now are planted; every cow or horse, etc. ; every vege table sold out of a private garden. Every eighth egg is not taxed but taken by the government. Nothing like a small farmhouse is to be found far or mar. If there were, the owner is liable to have soldiers or revenue offices quar tered upon him, to be boarded and lodged at his expense. The towns are filthy in the extreme. JNone more so man Jeru salem itself, where, however, taxes are levied from every house for lighting and cleaning the (streets, wttile a sprained mkle or a splash into a hole of blackest dirt is sure to be the result of a moment ary carelessnets. Nothing is done for the good of improvement of the land by the government- Not only so, but every offer, and I heard of several made by private individuals, or by companies, is at once refused, or refused unit ss a bribe be first given to the authorities. This is a picture. I believe, in no wav over-drawn, of that land which was once "flowing with milk and honey." What might it not become again, with lair nsage and good government? But there is no hope for Palestine while it remains in the hands of its present rulers. Palestine is worthless to the Turkish government. The whole reve nue is stated to amount only to f 000,000 or $1 01)0,000 per annum. Capitalize this at five per cent., and it comes to but four millions of money. If it were six, or even ten mil ions, what would that be for Europe to raise for the purchase ol PalettineP A sum sure to be repaid a thousand-fold in a few years time. And what would not $50,000,000 in hard cash bo to the Turkish government at this moment P It is estimated that there are three million unmarried men and four million unmarried women in the country. It will be seen that if all the men should mrry thero would be a surplus of a million old maids from which to draw lor second wives. This is a great coun try for man. New Uawn Ktyider. A Taper House, In the Sydney (Australia) ex hibition t';cro is a houso built nnd furnished throughout from paper. The structure is one-story high, nit its skeleton i made of wood. The ex terior is molded in carton-pieno, whilst the interior is covered with the same material, bring plain on the floor, form ing splendid arabesques on the walls, and molded in imitation of plaster on the ceilings. Tho doors, cupboards and shelves are of the same material, whil t the entire lurnituie, including chan deliers and a stove, in which a tl t c can bo lighted, is made of pnper-machc. I he carpets an 1 curtains are f paper, and there is a bedroom in which there is not only a large bed made of paper macho, but there nre also blankets, sheets, quilts nnd female underclothing, dresses ai.d bonnets in the latest styles, composed solely of carton-pate. It is nroDosed to tivo a series of banquets in this buildinc. in ihioh the platrp, dishes, knives, forks nnd glasses will ail bo of paper. raprr Makers Journal. Tlie pwmran mIa of Dr. IlnH'a CVntuh Syrnp hire find tlie ell'ncV ol briii jii g out num erous similar rnmodUwi; but tho pnoplo ero not no tniily imlucixl lo nii.kii r trinlol' the nam aniule, wtirn thiy vutuo tho oM uiul rili- rI1 ouo Dr. Hull Cough Syrup. Dr. C. E. SbomaVar, h well-know aurl nrgoon of Iictvliux, , oOToni to sond by mail, trao M cluir?, n valuabl lilUo book ou doaiiiess ad jista oftha ear 'o ally on running attr and cutwrh, and tbttir icpr troaUaatit giving rolei Slice aud tottinioitmU that will aliaiy tUa notskpiical. Address aa abava. In 1'otvclnr Form. Vfgrtina put up in thin li.rm omnqs within the jvmh ol nil. Uy miking tho moitiuioe yoursoll you can, from a ilto. pw'kngo con taining the bulks, rontu and horb, make two nettles of tlio liquid Vegutino. Thousands will g'adly avnil thpiiwlve o thin oppor tunity, who liuve tho convrnimiccM to mnke the medicine. Full directions iu ovcry pack age. Vegetino in powder form i aold by all drng it and genornl s ore. If you cannot buy it Ol tho in, cncloo filly cciil-i in postage siarops for one pncknge, or one dol'hr for twa raeka&rs, and 1 will send it by rulura mail. I. H. StcvoiMS, Jtoiloo, Miii-a Tle VolUIn llt C.. Marshall. Mich. Will send thuir Kiectro-Voltaio JUnts to ilia afflioted npon 30 duya trial. Soo tlieir adver tisement in this paper Headed, " Ou 30 Days Trial." , A IIoulilU need. A book on the l.ivur, lis liH(-a8 and their treatment sent iroe. Including treau upon liiver Complaints, Torpid Liver, jHiuidioe, ljiliousne-i, II-akirlio, Constipation, Dypprp 8 in, Malaria, to. Audre-a Dr. Santord, 1C2 Broadwuy, New York city. N. Y. VtQKTiNB baa restorfd thousands to health ho bad bean long aud painlul sufferers. A CA1IO. To sllwl oars Miffi-ting from tha error n. In.liton-tions of youth, nei voiu wraknrm. early ' f-ny, of mrnhfO 1, rt.. I ill srll I a K CIV Hint l lirir uu fliHK OF CllAKO'K lies swat iinjr 'M illt eoVFie tt ys iniMlinnrv In Smith AiiipiUo Sewt it -lf-n.itlis.SMt rnvroi-e lo" thi Kar. JUaKI'U I. l.NMAN. StaJam U, Kta York aty. No Good Preaching, No man can do a good job of work, preach a good sermon, try a lawsuit well, doctor a patient, or write a good article when lie feels miserable and dull, with sluggish brain nnd unsteady nerve, and none should make the attempt in such a condition, when it can be so easily and cheaply removed by a little Hop Bitters. See othex column. Kidney Wort effectively acts at the same time on kidneys, liver and bowels. Piso'e Cure for C'anauaip lion Is also the beat cough med icine. Dose small, bottle lnre. Sold everywhere. 33e and 81.00. Warranted to first barer. if3 OLD COINS and MEDALS Tn lie oll liy A notion bv TImih. Itlrrh fc lla., AlKtlWii'f -A, IIIO CllflltUl St., I'll. la.. foii con couiiiinii iiu .riny i p n f ui j. u c I o K . A lurj-'f variety "I Atiifn- an an-l run-iu Silver ami (Vpjw Colli ji!ll Jkle-lxia Ik fell t l tl IliOii'ltl, UK illilill U Vttrielv' of 17U;l. 17UO.ui 1NO I (.'tnla. ivune of tlu A in !eni were louu'J ItcKiie ti.cl.Mih ot Clinsi. 'ulaOytfl bv S K Ifi.i-.-ri.t.l ..f PI. .It -,n.i ..v..r -htfi I t-.u. . a. nri... i ihowum tho prUH huiiilii mte tlie lut thirty ea'! Fotai:e St tiniw, Kn;ru iiMh, elc. J OSEP II C . TO 1)1), Engineer and Machinist, PATERS0N, N. J., ANDIO BARCLAY ST., M Y Flnx. lltnip, JuU Kn), ami rtn','sl!-r Mahin rv Sloam-rn jiiw- mi l Hull, ra of every di-i.i ijidoii; II. ii:ii nmchiiicry for Mm', tr. Owt er arW -.v-hirlve mamif.v tuiorof tlie new I'ati-nt Knxti-r 1'u'luhlp Kticiw. 'them-eriKim-n ore a K rai linpiovi-iucul ovti t!i cl'l tvli. an a e tn i ii.iy nilaptp't f.ir all kinds nf iiericulUirnl an i Riet-iinitirnl iim-pvseH. beud for Uo&v'hptive ttu'ii .ir Aditie. h an Moe. Sr. X.vrc.vUi'1 I'lerlu will ikmUWHt oui Ffn,lfl YknM,ttHh Kail In j f Hi Womb, White, Cliroulo Ititlettmimi Uu or Utrerntlon of t h Womb, ItM-lrte.nl M IleinorrhaKtr or r'liMt.ng, Painful, iSupprfrsweil um Irrputr Menu truauori &o. An oM and n-ikible rfmniy, tk'inl po tal card for a ampMtt, wit li treatment, cure and wrt!ll'Ht-s from phvHirluuti timl wUt-nt, to How 4rt h ft ; illnnl, LHu'w, .N.V. fcxHd I- nil UrutfgidleT (I.Mi i"' UlttLu, EI -CAR! SODA la Oi bt Is th World. It la at.olully pore. It I th. best for Me.lk'hial Purpoae. It la tlie btwt for Making aa all t auilijf liana. Sold by all DraggiiriJ ami tinker. PENN'A SALT MANUFACTURE 6 CO., ffciU HT. ENCYCLOPAEDIA. tti sot ralaabl sisal Book tt annua, i b-aaai7 ut kaowlao. Tkr baa arr kator ba ub.'lbr4 la b vo.wu. niutS ttavfl tuformati a -r tui'ltct. tlraatitallj lliutrata. ario ,(eU A V Sol UbJaif Is Oa Voluut. . .....) sold oiilj bj eaMrltiai kuatM TO ACENTSrtoMU,Mkue- i's.a ). W. 011UTON OO, rbilatira, W. T. Qtty. bRATTt EBORO VT. ItWi-BYVWHERS Ki AND PRIZED n , n . 1 FEJV1AM2S mo a VegetinGa IN rbWDKIt FORM ' CO CTS. A I'ACKAOE. Dr.W. ROSS WRITES: Scrofula, Liver fonptaint, Dyspepsia, Rhcumaiisr.i, Weakness. H. R. BTtTtNii, ronton t I hT b-u praoticlni airdloln for twntr flvn jrraia, nn l irtneij 'or Hcrofu'a, I.lrnr Complaint, lyp'iaia, llliriinia. inn, W .fc'i'M, ami ail 'n n n of th h aoil. 1 -. rrvar toiinil It" tqiul. 1 liavu aolil Vcsstini .'oi- arvD yrara and liavo livvrr had one bottle i ir i.r-d. I would hi-r.ii)' r. voinuitud It lo lUoi lo i-n.i of a blood liurlti-r. Dm. W. H089, DriiRt-Ut, Hept. J 8, 187. WUtou, low. Vegetine. One Package in Powder Form Cured Scrofula. HOW TO REDUCE YOUR DOCTORS' BILLS. H BaiutK St., Eaat Ilopton, Maas., bppt. 10, J 370. f Mr. H. R. 8TTt N-r'tr Sir : M.v litll daiif U ler Stella haa bru ammied s long lime mlh Hoiof uln. aufferlnff eTarythintf. I euiiloed dlflfriti 1 hyloiaus In Katt l'olon, but lUey lii-lpfrt hoi none. I bouiflit oma of your I'owdeii Kukm Vkuk. Tink, and uiy wife atroprd it and pave It tu I tie cblij accordion to the dlr'llona, and vre wwra aiit'prla.-il Iu s fottulgbt'a liruo (o acn Low tlie cbilil bad (aitinl In flrali and streuie'li. Mtia la now Katninir even dat, and I on cbeerfnl y rr-rommrud joat reniettj to do tne ort we tiara cvor trii-il, lleaptctfu'ly jouia, J. T. Wt'BB. Vfge i'" 1 U by all DriicRislH. F.RAZER AXLE GREASE, my intms YOU ytn nun WHAT I SHALL I rllaItBsxL GREASE VOIt S A l.V. 11 V AI.l- HKA1.KICM. Awardtd Ch4 MEDAL OFJW.VOU at 1U4 C'nnnia ami l'ttiit AVrmmVinii. Chicago. FRftZER LUBRICATOR CO.,tT9vYort ,'WILBOK'S COKFOTJIST) 07 PUEE COD LIVEE X UXil ALUM UXiii-ti. A To tli CoimuniDl Ive IVIHinv' "nm rxiuit'l of Ton! ivru tn. and w;l!i(nt poKirhsliifi lie mt.v n;aihaMiu il tv.ir itf tlie Aiiu-Je nilu H'tulitre iiwi, i dilowi' l t.v tttf IMmsplKilc of l.tine with a luhow ptt.ir-itv w'ikh ri'ii ipis the ni (innhiy ciiviu -umis. iu uiA'knir.r- t-Htlinniitiiluf its rniy nil s'sfwii. Sol by A. 11. U i look, Cticuiiiit. llusliiii, uiul all liuuUta. Agents Waxteh fffZi FOIuTlfE Tlie fAhtml-ii Ulnar wmk iMUvd for ovt ft inmtcT rf a iTtilnty. ( nit.nt. n k I ml l..nn w I llu tr i fl and lMiurftit (.'ilitlou or the lunH'H4 llihttiUal lU'imiiuc A Fool's EnnAND, the and l'Hi t II., a iii. h i ol r'.a I hnU i Vy of If 1' 41tlM mi hlrh the tale IK l;wt', lak h n Mtit. K't y rjy ttU Belli otiUTS. 4hWJ f tne p' ii In L-ir l'ii ul ly ;ue tium lncratlv liusinoKS fur mi one. Kr tn mi mUiwa tonus, iiimiRD t iiri.rtciET, ( .hk riuce, rsew , orK. Fanners. Merhotilci ItlticliaiiU. I.fiuii. mi ! vrry one nwua a Waiiuo want i: ii r a k R . Knlil iv ho i a I'aiimiv I'm.. Vn like mi mull-ilia. v no 'l-'ia K u tlinn I J Mm. L'un lie taki n oil or nut c ii In one minute. Ailonla tiiH.kr iin-ti-clioii r.iuil rfi. II mi. I r.iOi kin. I.. ... till r nt im- to lit tmi.iiirna linjt'lea. Send for Illustrated i lri n nr mi l .i Ue list. A'; if;i ns ihimmi e waoi hi. Id evrryw lii-re. II (i. HKI.IIS, I'a iiid e nml M facmrur, Sniily Ilixik.Ct. Stall. ln-reyoii mw Hi a. The forasi A rurioaltjr tn every one, nml n ncceaaltl t. nil fcluilntlM fkf iilnlol'V or Itrlticlotl I Til K K.(lltN til- .Mull Vli:i); tiulislat.d fl.iil tl.e AiaWo bv (ioore S.nc. Kornn ilv duIjI alird at ..7.'ii u I..-W, lnuuatiil 'fel he I, v !i.ili-botiii.l t'tlili.n; ii ice Kr roiitH, iiii'i w I'i'iiii ror ii.i(r. t ai.iiiwi- or iiiuiiy tiiuii'lard work, ri-inarkab y low m nrlro, witli ext'n li-iu. to c till.-, lici. Say wiuve you hiw 1 1 i iih a.lverii-ciui ut. AviKlc.K ISooa Kxc'liipict. lilhune lUllKliliK, N. . AGENTS WANTED IN THIS n.AUK VOK TUB Manhattan Life Ins. Co. cf New York Y7K Want Artlve .liiiU, fcen or Woiiii-d. s',.for,ri',M.. Patent iiANU MlP.ROaS 1 t t lit- btrrt t. New York. TO THE If ountsti to see th pl turp of your CURIOUS iiaiiit-iiifl r.Ht'or jurttr'af, tiivn ym ..... n.i.ir i.t .v,a jliul dir. Uiul Ht'tnl rll L. Iiioll'-V. or -IO ivlito JhJlaQ itainik., to W. FOX, Hox kS t. Full uivilic, N . ). R;U SMITH'S VALVE ORC fii9a naoiatH la, aa ui' ioua ILan aA) bther iuiirniii v.' tatklnc ami aailBia. W SiaA dt II. UU 6li Vl aiUiaaJMaU,tVAXVa.0lUAWCO..i,ai4aaua,ila, GREEK 15 ACKISH Nutlona! uiul In. '.11 1 l.d Hum Ity Wm. Hhom n. li ue lit r.-iiH In Muiub or (ruo. turn m-v. Addrraa Joux I.ovm l A Wo.v. .Voutri-al. VOUflG BflEN .YtW.'.'-H. uiouCi. livc'T x' 'iuau fiuaraiikeit a payiun anur ilioa. AUijite H. Talf 'Sat. Muar, jaiOTVillt, VVia. 1F1J'S 1.1 FK restore Vital Knergy to tlie liuiliau urt. ni IMi", SI lerliottle: u tK.tlle lorari. Sent iree. Ii lluul. on reeel t ot pri. e. Aellt. O. P. TAl'MN'O, l,7ak KuitoiiStieet, r.rnoklyii. N. Y. $777 A YKAK aud fMpr'naea to agents. Oulllt Krec. Aililie.i V. o Vlt'KKnY, Au. iuta, Maine. IMPERIAL CARDS, kVl.lL W OOP, IT I'uloa Snuar. New urU. WA1VTEIM lemen to eanvaas for the ule of our Nursery Sto.k. AiUirea W. A T. SMUU, GeuevaN urst'iiea, (leueta, N. Y. .ililislicil l-Mii. IOll Prlee I.lste.f llent I IV VA I.I l t'halm a l.lr. o .tli li-eeli Hiinp. Vt. N. W. Works. Si uijinVM.Vt. FltKK I Mualc Journal. O. A. COOK, Clevclanil, O. Ill I aiTrn Awu ,ot 0- 1r Mi. th. FiMta P-r r Uay China.. Upirfia J. SUJKfal CW, a mm, at. Urn, u. KltltV t'riKt-a hi nt li.nj.. N It l an I elie (H1 Uia.le. Fleo e'l.vular. N. 1 li.ilt -rb. n, buOaio, Js.V. $72 AWKKK. Ail f ay at beuia !ly maUa. Outtiy duuittiaa. Alitiaa tati A Ciw AitauaUi Ataiua m mm. V fJMll'M, A avoea I PERMANENTLY CURES KIDNEY DISEASES, J LIVER COMPLAINTS, Constipation and Piles. IT HAO mm WONDERFUL BV-Si a. at aT Wt BECAU8B JT ACTS OPC TOE I.ITER.TIIK BOWELS AND KXD- MNEV8 AT THE SAME TIME. . . . . . . . . aoausa it oiaanaaa in irntmsi tha polaonoua humors that davalopa InKldnayand Urinary dleeasaa, Bll lousnass, Jaundloa, Oonstlpatlon, Pllsa, or In Rheumntlam, Naunalgla and Famala dluordare. KIDSKY.WOXT I airr reretaMs eeaa. poandaai eaa be eat by Moll preaald. M OBenarkagswIIlmakssliqtsof sssdlrlas. rxi-sr it isxo-w i Say It at the Ir-mta. rriea, TllXfl, SICBASDSOn a CO., rrsprlitari, 3 Snrllnatma, Ti. tibsL - NTMD-Noie What Everyli ody Y ants ! WHO HAS NOT HEARD AND READ OF IT! Nolo tlio I'ollowlnict Pimtuw'Ha O., My td Mi-K-r J.V. llimii A Vn . Hnulrmrn': Kertnlt r.'t " iv ll-.it lo ei'ia: wei-i.B 1 n fli'ie-t with s a -veie eu lil ii...-1 Denu's Couuii IViimin. nn.t alter tlmt fVf. llu r p epaiatloii c.ieli ol' w hi Ii Ig.ivr ft fair trla , hlr Viil I I ll.f Ilothllll!. Kor mieeeeil ll! ct 1111)11 I llf - .M. inc. fly that time 1 w.i th iikIH In in Hi. of ('ollsilliitloii. Mv eolith tii'lIK lllo-e vfrettm rVii eomm nvf wtt A I .I.KiVt 1 !''- I'ur Hnle ly all Mrillrlnr Iealers. ED RIVER VALLEY 2,000,000 Acres Wheat Landc Iwat lo the World, for aalo by tha St. Panl, MinncapQlU ftManitolia R.R. CO. Three dollar per acre alloito.l tlieielller for brai Ing and ciilttvaliua. l'nr pari leular apply to D. A. McKINLAY, I.nmt rmnilMlinrr, t. Pnol, rln Da. jriXJK'S ranyanl rleattni? metho l of treatment f. DeniuiM, fiitanli, A.tlinm, Ooimu'i ptlon, liromliu I 'mi. tia. Colila Neivoii-uea, an. I l.llli'f l 'olliplalutl Jes i veil of sin w. Sen 1 for ivunplilet or enll in. I l. llera iioiii an puu oi in nunlry lil.il free at o.ir olll . No eharn.-i for e.inMl!l..tini, liy mall or In peison H-'iit liy e.x- Jiiena eveiywhere. lla. J. I II IXiK A lM.. l'hv liuiin, 70 Iteaell St., Ito'ton. ,.M I Jt.lh ' entr iuee to Parlor 70i, opao silc United SUU Hotel. I,' P AGENTS WANTED FOR THL HISTORYopmWORLD Kmliraclni rnll and authentic sreoonta of ivrj mth nf ancient anil mmlern ttinea, and tneiuilln s hlHory th rtM and fall of th Greek and Kouuut Knipire. Ut middle Kes th cruitailea. Hi fenda' ivilem. tlie reform tlon, tlie dlaovvary aud teUlciueot of th Now Wor.d,tc , ete. It cvntAIn 07a fine hlatorlral eng'v1il. nd I l mint eomplete llmtory of the World ever puhlirlied Iton for epcctuien iwiet and extra l'nn to Aiiula. Addren Niiiuxl Pi uuhino Co., rhi.aitt.plila, Vt la th Original - Cole trnted I.ye and Bellabl Pajoui Soap Maker. Direction, aiuuiauiv iwh aa for maiuia Hunt. Nft and "JOIIrl ftoap antra Iy. Ii a f'J wrleht and tnun:lh. Ask your grocer fat BAI'OAl Fl Kit, aavl talte uo otunrr. PENN'A SALT WANUFACTURINQ CO., rIU JELLY gilver Meda' at Parte Kipodtua. Ttil woaderfiil obto u aeknowledned by BbyV t&in UiroiiKhuul tli woild to b the bt remedy diav vverrd for he eur of W..un-I, Hum, Rlirunuttieaa, 8l.au Dlaeam, Pi1.. Catarrh, CliilhlKina. Ac. 1 eroar that every sue may try it. It i rut up in I . and IAA rent belli fur houehold uw. OhLdu It fioo your enisiBa, d yua il Sad tt superior to a)lbiv you kae vei aaed. mmm I If BE ATTYEISSD Ujua 1 . a(a, ilart liohlr 1oaifU iii vila. I St tr.ri-i.wclU, walout eaar.o amt'il vrara, aleol Nral'liiiu.,.ll, fo.i rilH...!.. 14.1 a (CA.IS. Ilrlurt awabiiy l,aurpla tirltewi', llli.Hlratrll Newapiera.-Bt FrOS Adaraaa jj.kNli-L.Jb'. iiSAri y. Wahi-tiM, Aaw rtey. 1't.ls t ihn-tla:ia Kaubltehed 1SOS. i Ely .Kt,t It-wr. Thouaan.) of Soldier and btr tltt4 rn.-.oiia ilr it Kv to auntie r duuh. fyex lanaaal Adureati. with ut up. K K. I.KMOS, F. 0 lra-iaj VnxUiaitainLl. a:." W. . SONS, ( OU.MXO, N. Y, -ti-i-.'v nl.iaiiiaili a vfv..t5U4 rttlfiit spin k-Arrestlnir Kn. .if iriiK'H.nniunu'U nun on kiu. '-ti Vi-rtu-ul I'.imiiifH with wro't M 30 DAYS' TillAL We wtd ttttl enr Bie. tro-Volute llelU end thM t'.i. trie Appliaiieei. upon trial Tor :V da.t lo tlioe altlltlt i!U Arv.u" IklUiiy aim at.ini terw'i AlaO of tlie i.lvrr, Ki ule, hliculuUiliu, lliia!yus Ac A tore cure fuarcnAvd or no put. luiirea vullulo lien t u., wrinii, ! YOL'NO MAS OU OLD, If turn eaal iaaarisat altsa, iaay laf oil. a. is. a U iraartaa haw aa ,.t w.J Mil Hi I U.Ml H.umI ll.H.1.1, lh. r.i. AjdiM.. ui. t ko. i.w. UtMac Ilia. Ji AtiK-VT Wai.teil for "The Illhl In Pl.tuiea, eontatiiiiij Euuiavlne. by Juliu hj-huorr vos C ol.r, Id. T. it work h nl.ly in lo'.aed by Pr-a Chad. I ie. William fiiilive: IliahoP Uo.ne. AlLnnv; Kev. Hr. Poll. St. I.ouii: D a. K. L. Vmtou, John Peddle. II. W. 'I'liouiafctieo. II. I'.exe, and r.ihera, i hltBO. hold in umut Ta.Ad.lle A It 1UL U 1U.1T, Albany. A GREAT OFFER U." If ,u A "4 ir, upyvai d. ami i 1 1 tl It rs . - id lliixl I .aal i uiiiclKa hi llarualiu. AtiK'l tailrl. Iilataliuletl I AlAl.iH.I K I rti. IIP it A A' f. V A I I.IlN A. t 0,,SA.l tt'U'y ,W V. SI 7' We will pay HO for every orn or ITart net iV JL ajwed in ten uiii.iiua uitu Ol It UUSH 4,1 tit'. . Noiiain. Sen I nine :!-fit it uu or is i eta, ii. SCIUlO-SMAKKU, White Poll. I later (Jo., K. T. in ( ? ft r day at bom. Sample worth IS fr, 1 tJlaU addirax Sviaana A O . ParUaiid. alatn twcua favmim liruuil iiuuui ii. AatUto U. kUuum A Ca furliaul, ataja no in i tiuie ev r, I) l..t TV , w li leu 1 1. in euei ui.iny eure.i nie. I onn i eiilonsl ieheVi it t.t l-e Nil exe'lleht IlleilU hie. anil cz-n-uii' y.in that It will alTont me the liUhfHt peitsiui h. IK at mii to ii'iiinien I it tu any ihthoii mmi may refer to mi uili liuly, NKWHl.N AtUltrilY. MpftirFiEu lV,,i 'M( V I'oilt'it. l'.iiifUii hiift'ty pow jC 'f-A t'is with feutioiml l)oiltr8- y '-'-'i . J"i'.ix ' ' pluled. AI, I' t' yt w itto Autoniatic Cut-OU. --, : V-jj r r.-.ii-. I5 t i'J.COC. c-8-iul tor Circular. 8taW tr-'i.W' tvhfio vou saw this. as i .,