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In Noventen-Hunilred-Kigbty Tlioy sat liy household fires, And talked ol mutter weighty, Our grandnms and our sires; Tlioy talked of matters weighty, While broad the blaze uprolled, itosido their hearthi in 'Eighty, That time of awlid oold. The hard frost figured grimly Along the window glass How largo the old-time chimney! How wide the fireplace wan! . Tho solid coals dropped under, The hni.on andirons glowed, Th lore-stick lell asunder, I) jt p i itts t lie b ick-log showed. I'lmy Utlknd of wives and widows, l woes that war revealed, While round the walls tho shadows Ol British armies wheeled; They talked of Eurl Cornwallis, Ol Di-it-iiii and her might; Tli-ir ca-iso their only solace, Their oidy strength the right. lin y told ot insults wanton, And gueiHO 1 with forward viow, At what Sir Henry Clinton, With opening spring, would do. They named each Iriendly nation Fiance, Holland, even Spain, And gathered consolation From Stony Ioint and Wayne. With ro'. roapcc'iive lorvor, '1 licy talked ol Chnrlcstown Neck, . Ol (iatcs by Hudson river, And Arnold at Quebec. K- c tiling men and phice, And hat lies lost or won, They brouthed with ardent leers The name ol Washington. 1'ik'V talked ol gloom impending, Tlioy spoke ol doubtful still Of shoeless limn contending Tv'ith red-ooat regulars. And thus with matters weighty, Things past or things to come, Each household hearth in 'Eighty tVas stirred as by the drum. The warrior cold stood sentry, At windows and at doors; The silting snow lound entry, And streaked the sanded floors. But ever with the knitting, X)r with the opon book, .Went thought to Clinton flitting, Or Howe off Sandy Hook. ' v . Youth i Companion. AND S 100,000, THE TIIKF.E MARRIAGES THEREBY. CAUSED "My mind is made up, mother," said young Dr. Delancey, "bo let us enj our breakfast and not spoil our dices tions ly thinking of the old curmudgeon who could not even let hU eccentricity die. with liim, but must dispose 6f hU fortune in tins idiotic manner. lint, my dear Arthur," remonstrated Mrs. Delancey, "one hundred thousand dollars is too largo a sum to refuse with out much v iisidcration. "I know t hat.' mother mine. bu. still I reliise it, or rather refuse to accept it with the condition attached to it. 1 pre ler to choose my own wiie. " Is there no alternative?" "None." "What aro the exact words of the letter?" "These," answered Arthur, taking up a ponderous letter which had been lying on tho table, and rending from it: "My dear sir Now that the estate ot the late Tobias Qucerby is settled, it be Willi's my duty to inform you that lie had imposed a condition upon his be quest to you. He bequeaths to you property to Hie value of one hundred thousand dollars, on condition that you . marry Miss Fidelia Fairfax within two years ? after his death. The same amount has been bequeathed to Miss Fairfax, and I have this day notified her that the same condition is attached to iter Lharo of tho estate. This condi tion was not mentioned in -the will, as it would not have been recognized as valid by the courts. You need not obey his refVt unless you wish, and your legacy "will remairt unaffected, but lie charges you and her, as you are upright and honorable, not Lo enjoy his hard earned wealth unless you do as he de sired. I enclose a copy of the letter to me asking me to acquaint you with his desires, by which you will see to what charitable societies he wished you to givo the money he lelt you in case you do not yield to the conditions imposed, and in case you decide to act as a man of honor. I am, sir, yours, etc., Greenfield Kent, attorney for the estate of Tobias Qucerby." "There!" cried Arthur, "is not that a. terrible condition to impose? Of course I am a man of honor and I must . yes, must give up this fortune." "But one hundred thousand dollars, Arthur, is" " Is one hundred thousand dollars, I kuow. But marriage to one I do not care for would bo misery for a life time. Therefore, as I 6aid before, my mind is made up. What! Did he think simply because lie was the friend in youth ol father and this Mr. Fairfax, he can force their children, who have never seen each other, to marry whether they love or hate? No. Father has left you well provided for, mother, and I will soon get a practice, and so I snap my fingers at the old fellow's matrimonial schemes and will make happy a half dozen orphan asylums, to say nothing of Miss Fairfax, who, though she has never seen me, must detest me as she reads her letter this morning." " She may be a very nice young lady, . Arthur,'' mildly suggested Mrs. Delan cey. " When your father was alive he oin n spoke of the pretty girl Mr. Fair fax married, and daughters generally resemble their mothers, you know." "Undoubtedly she is a nice yomng lady, mother, as society ladies are. I dare say sho can rattle off the first con jugation in French, recite Tennyson by the hour, lead a german, tell lust wnien corner of her card to turn down for a call of condolence or a party call, rave about majolica and the art decorative, give tho points OS a pug, yawn interest ingly behind a fan, extol the opera, write mawkish poems, each one with an Envoi and, in short, be a credit to her tamily and the seminary where she was graduated. 1 can see ner now," con tinued Arthur, shaking his yellow curls and laughing. "She considers me as her property, but hates me because she feels sure of me. Yes.' she says, to her confidante (chums no longer exist, they have been massacred by confidantes and bad French). I suppose I'll have to marry him. the practical wretch.' " "Now, Arthur, you are not just: neither are you kind to speak so of a girl you do not know, and have never seen," said Mrs. Delancey. "liyjove, mother r cnea Aruiur, bringing his open hand dpwn on tho table with force sufficient to make tho ehina and his mother jump simultan eously, "I have an idea." What is it, my son.-"7 asked the lady. I see hy this letter," explained me young physician, "that miss fainax lives in M etroville. Now. a train leaves here at eleven and reaches there at two. Jack Morton, my college chum, lives in Mctrovillo, and 1 11 go there, see him, and try to see Miss Fidelia Fairfax with out being seen by her. If I iike her looks I'll introduce myself, if not I M come home, bid farewell to the fortune and settle down to baehcloraom ana physic." " You forget that your cousin Uriah comes to-day and may b offended if you arc not here.' urged the widow. "Mother," returned Arthur, mock- earnestly, "if anything could drive me away from this comtortaoie home with more sneed than mv curiosity to see Miss Fairfax it would be the knowledge that that dry old book-worn, Cousin Uriah, was coming here to bore me with l I i i "J ? I . 1. . V.I.. nie learning arm ins praises oi uim. uiuc stocking, his idol Araminta, for whose hand he is too bashful to propose. He's a nice voung fellow, but. oh. such a bore. That decides me. I go at eleven And in the smoking train that lelt Opoliston at eleven o clonk bound for RKtroviuesat ur. Artnur ueiancey pun iog a cigar gravely. "Father." said Miss Fairfax, while presiding over a cunning little breuk fast table in a cosy little dinning-room in the mo'at comfortable, little house in the little city of Metroville, "my mind is made ud. i cannot taxe the money I cannot marrv a man at the order of another even if that other does offer me one hundred thousand dollars to do so.' " Well, my dear Fidelia." returned Mr Fairfax. " 1 do not feei competent to ad vise you further than bid you follow the dictates of vour own heart. Still, my love, I would counsel you not to be hasty, if your dear mother were alive she could tell vou in a moment what to do I must say, though, Fidelia, that one hundred thousand dollars is " Yes. pa. I know, one hundred thou sand dollars is a great deal of money, but even that sum cannot tempt mo 10 marry a man I do not love, have never seen in fact. Was a girl ever placed in such a humiliating position? I wish the eccentric old Mr. Tobias yueeroy had been content to keep his eccentricity tohimself. Theidea! Asif the friend ship that existed between you and Mr. Delancey and him gave him the right to dispose of the hands and hearts of his friends' children." "But you needn't marry him, you know, my dear," said Mr. Fairfax. "If I iiad not been so unfortunate the past lew years I would say at once give up this lortune; but I cannot leave you mu?li, my love, and I know what a com forting thing money is." " But I can't mairy him, pa." "Well. Mr Greenland Kent, the at torney, says the condition is not legal." "But oh, pa, Mr. Queerby relied on my honor not to take the money with out accepting the condition, and my honor makes the condition binding if the law does not," said Miss Fairfax decidedly. "Time, my dear," replied the gentle man : vet this I must say, Fidelia, I have often heard your poor dear mother speak of Mr. Delancey, and always in terms of the highest praise, and, you know that as a general rule sons are like their fathers. I have no doubt he is a most estimable vounz man." " I have no doubt he is, pa'. I dare sav that he can interlard his conversa tion with yards of Latin that he don't half understand, can write sonnets and triolets in a lady's album, can tell the best time of all the oarsmen and race horses, can play polo, can tell what kind of a coat ought to be worn on each day of the week, can say 'Veryclevah, bai iove.' as if he were a thorough man of the world, can tell what new play is troine to be a success, can flirt with everybody and vow all the girls are breaking their poor hearts lor him, can tell college yarns all night and laugh loudest at his own wit and. in short. rrove himself an honor to society and Iarvard college. I can see him now talking to his pal (there are no more classmates ; pals and college slang mur dered them lose aero) and saving: Oh bai Jupitah, old fellah, it's a dooced bore, ye know, but the poor little gir will break her heart u I don t marry her. and I suppose I will have to, bai Jove, yaas,' while all the time he hates me like poison." "Now, now, now, Dealie, my love !" cried Mr. Fairfax, " this is not right," vet he could not refrain from laughing " You are unjust, unkind you should not speak so of one you have never seen." "Oh, papa!" exclaimed Fidelia, suddenly clasping her hands and shak ing her black curls, merrily. "What, my dear!" asked the father "1 have an idea. The lawyer's letter says Mr. Fairfax lives In Upoliston Now, Kena Jester lives there, and she my schoolmate and she's been begeing me to call on her. There's a train leaves at eleven and I'll go to-day. I'll con trive to see Mr. Arthur Delancey with out being seen, and I'll judge by his looks whether I'll ask to be introduced. If I don't like him I'll throw the for tune to the hospitals and become an old maid, and make tea forever for my dear, stupid, ioving darling pa. So make haste, pa, l must prepare lor my journey." "Hut you are not going to-day, my dear," complained Mr. Fairfax, "you forget that your cousin Araminta is coming to-day to stop with us, and she might be offended if you were not here to receive her." " Pa, if anything could drive me from the house it would be the thought that I would have to listen to the disserta tions of the learned Araminta and hear her praises of that modest, unassuming Uriah, whoever he is. Araminta is a good enough body, pa, but she does weary me so. That decides me. I go to-day." In the di awlng-room car ot the train that left Metroville at eleven o'clock. bound for Opoliston. sat Miss Fidelia Fairfax reading the latest novel. " Jock." said Arthur Delancey. toss ing his hat on the table in J ack Merton s room and throwing himself on the lounre. " are you quite sure you were right about Mr. Fairfax's house being the seventh lrom this r" "Ol course I am. I've often been there to see him and his daughter," an swered Jack. "Ah. his daughter! I think I saw her at the window as I passed." "Undoubtedly voudid: shesits there all dav." "Lively girl she must be. lias she black hair and eyes ?" " Xes r" " And she is well, not pretty." "There you are wrong. She is pretty." "Jack, old fellow, you always had queer ideas of female beauty. Why she looks like a school marm. Is she one of the cultured, clever sort P" " She is a very clever girl." " She is, eh. Then I've seen ker, no doubt." , . . "That must have been her in ihe window, there is no other lady in the house." "Oh," muttered Arthur. "I'll run to the telegraph office. Jack, if you'll ex cuse me, and then I'll beat your service and we'll have ajolly night of it." That afternoon Mrs. Delancey received a telegraphic dispatch in the following words: Have seeu the " condition." Good-bye, fortune. I wouldn't have her lor a million. 1 leave at eleven to-morrow morning. Akthvh. " Rena, my love," said Fidelia Fair fax, as she came into Miss Rena Lester's boudoir after a long walk; "I am not sorrv vou could not come out with me. lor I kept walking up and down one . t. .1 ' l. it 1 1 L street wlucii, mougu it pienseu uie iiy its pretty houses, would have wearied you who know it so well." "What street was it?" asked Miss Lester. "The street on which vou said Mrs. Delancey lived. By the way, who was the gentleman I saw sitting on the norch?" "Oh. that must have been Arthur. All the girls are in love with him." " i don't admire their taste. "Oh, Fidelia: why he's so hand some." "Then I did not see him." "Oh. it must have been he; he is the only man in the house," "Has he light hairr" " Yes, very light." "And a book-wormy look?" "For shame. Fidelia, lie's very, verv clever ; but he s handsome, too." "I don't doubt he was the one I saw Well the Opoliston girls are welcome to him. Suppose we stroll to the telegraph office, Rena; I want to send a message to pa." That afternoon Mr. Fairfax received a telegraphic message as follows : I have seen the hundred thousand dollar prize. A million would be too little. 1 take the eleven o clock train to morrow morning Fidklia. If Miss Fairfax was only like her!" was Arthur's first thought. Her iniurv proved to be but a sprained ankle, and laughing merrily at her for mer fears she accepted the arm or the physician and permitted him to almost carry her to the hotel. He supported her to the hotel parlor and insisted on giving the black-eyed patient his personal attention, a com pliment she aid not Seem loth to accept. Some time was lost in sending for medi eino, and over an hour had passed before the surgeon had bandaged the patient's foot. He- was standing leaning on the mantel-piece under the influence of the black eyes, and she seemed content to say nothing but quietly admire the doc tor's golden curls and. frank blue eyes, when the hall-boy, who bad received several large gratuities from the doctor for having run for medicines, nnd who was, therefore, his friend for life, rushed into the parlor, saying: "Some one sent telegrams to Opolis ton and Metroville, saying there'd been a fearful accident, and saying nothing about no lives being lost. So two trains have come in, one from each place, full of people looking after rela tives, and there are visitors for both ot you." Scarcely had he finished when through the broad doorway of the par lor ran four people. They were Mrs. Delancey, on the arm of a fair-haired lit'le man, and Mr. Fairfax dragging in a very tall and very black haired and angular young lady. "Fidelia Fairfax, by Jove!" cried Arthur, as he saw the angular ladv. "Oh. mv. Mr. Delancey!" screamed the blackeved patient, as she saw the fair haired little man. "My son!" cried Mrs. Delancey, em hrae.inir the doctor. "Fidelia, Fidelia, my daughter!" roared Mr. Fairfax, embracing the I black-eyed patient. "Af ITi-ioVi 1" anftlw murmured the V vm. j angular ladv. crossing to the little man. "Oh. Miss Araminta'." squeaneii me little man and he shook hands feebly with the angular lady. And you are reaiiyjmss tainax: - said Arthur to his Diacis-eyeci paiieni I'm so irlad." . . . . II !J And vou're Mr. uciancey, saiu Fidelia: "I'm so clad." and then she blushed. My dear Miss Fairfax," said Arthur, then, bluntly, "may I hope that we may both retain our hundred thousand dolTRraP" Do you mean retain it with honor r fib a asked, hlnshinsr again- - . . . , , , , "Yen. llon't vou IhinK II WOUld DC a shame to destroy me caicumuuua ui that good old soul, Queerby, wno is now no more? Don't you think we ought to do as he wished us tor' " Ask- Da. doctor." said DiacK-eyes " Araminta." said Uriah. " this meet ing is auspicious. I I will you will vou" rf . w ... T 1 FTII i understand you. unau. j.ukc me." returned the angular one, anu t.bev acain shook hands feebly. Two months later, at Mr. Fairfax's cosy little house, tho guests were assem bleu to witness me weuumg wiv- monies of two couples. They were Arthur and Fidelia and Uriah and Ara minta. . . After thev had been happily united and eoncratulated. Mr. tairfax, who was consoline Mrs. Delancey for the loss of her son. said : " Mv dear Mrs. De lancey, you are a comtortaoie son oi woman and I am a comfortable sort ol man. I have been made to-night a fatbpr to vour son and vou a mother to mv daughter. Do vou know of any just cause and impediment in the way of our becoming, ahem It appearing that she aid not, me services of the minister was again put in reauisition. and the old folks were not the least happy of the party. TIMELY TOI'ICS. Preliminary arrangements have been made for a new American Arctic expe dition, under the direction of Dr. Erail Bcssel. late chief of the scientific staff of the Polaris. The expedition will be fitted out by private enterprise. It will sail for the North next year, via Jones' sound, where the vessel intends to es tablish a meteorological station to co operate with those of the international congress. At this station a yacni win be left to maintain communication, while a powerful steamer will push as far north as possible. Midway between Opoliston and Ma trovillo was a junction of three rail roads. Tracks crossed and curved around each other till the ground ap peared to be covered with an iron net work. How it happened no one ever learned, but two switches had been left mie D laced, and as the tram bound from Oooliston to Matroville came thunder ing on it shot on in the wrong direction, then seemed to stand still for a second, then seemed to shiver all over, and the next second the engine lay on its side, under two coaches, its driving-wheel revolving so that no spokes could be seen, flinging earth and stones and ashe9 liae a voicanu. Then, ere any warning could be given, on rushed the train irom upoiision bound lor Metroville. A shriek from the whistle, and engines, cars, baggage, railroad ties and tracks became one unsightly mass, half hiden by escaping steam. In five minutes the discovery was made that no one had been killed and very few injured, and those but slightly " There's a young lady lying on the depot platform who says 6he thinks her leg is broken," said an old gehtleman to a group who were assisting the ladies. "Is there?" said a young gentleman who was wrapping a bandage around an old lady's wrist. " Ah, now, that's done nicely," he continued, addressing the lady. "Now," he added, turning to the old gentleman, "if you will con duct me to the young lady I will go with you. I am a surgeon." The surgeon was Arthur Delancey, and his conductor presented him to a verv prettv voung ladv who was reclin ing on a rough couch extemporized of mail bags, bhe had verv pretty black eyes and black curls. She did not ap pear to be in much pain, and smiled j archly at Arthur. The Hartford Uourant, referring to the annual statement of the JStna Life In surance Company, says : " It shows the continued prospetity of that exception ally well managed and strong institu tion. No life company in the country, as to'the solid character of its assets and investments, can make a more convinc ing statement. It is to be particularly observed in this fresh announcement of the condition of the company that during the past year the assets have been increased $513,301.17, while the Burplus above all liabilities has added the sum of $230,838.09. The receipts for interest alone have been $1,856,- 710.46, and this amount has paid all death losses and the running expenses, and left a balance over of $64,129.07. A few words in this general way cover the cose for the iEtna as well as columns ot commendations. It is a model com pony in its financial standing." Tn deepening a river in the neighbor hood of Norrkoping, says the Timber Tradta Journal, in order to mate it ac cessible for ships of heavier draught, among several oDiects oi interest hrought ud from the bottom, eight oax trees were found at a depth of seven feet under the old bottom, lixe barn was almost decaved. and when it was taken off the wood was lound to be hard and black, resembling ebony. I he trees are supposed to have been lying in the earth 900 vears. The trees have been sold to a farm or joiners, who intend using them for cabinet work. Old Nickelpinch's grandson called his attention to a bird the other day. "That's no bird." began the old man. " W hy , yes, it is, grandpa," interrupted the boy, don t you see it pick up me crumDs at the door." 'f That's no bird," repeated Nickelpinch , when tho youngest again yelled, " I say it hm bird, an' I'll leave it to gran'ma if it ain't." " lhat snow bird.1' calmly remarked grandpa, ' the first one I have seen this season." A short time Bince an item went the rounds of the press to the effect that W. J. Chappelle, a show agent, who, eighteen years ago, befriended a young Irish girl, had received &ou irm the girl, who it seems had married a wealthy Californian. The item went on to say that the money was sent to pay Chappelle's expenses to California only, and the inference was that he would be made a rich man by the grateful Irish girl of years past. People who read the item with a tinge of envy toward Chap pelle and regret that they had allowed a number of golden opportunities to cant bread upon the waters to pass Dy un heeded, thinking perhaps if they had been a little more liberal they might now be reaping their reward people of this sort wul .no doubt be pleased to learn that the whole affair was a grand hoax r laved unon the showman. He thinks Wambofd, the New York min strel, is at the bottom of it. The Kentuckv house of representa tives has passed a bill t punish theft by a male with corporal punishment by stripes, not exceeding thirty-nine, or by impriooiimeub, in vno uim;ici.iuii w 1.11c mrv. mo Amencnn jsraeiue, in none- il a. A. 1 . n IT ...n1-.. jwiwna ing tins act oi inc ncutuunj uuusc, i the origin of the thirty-nine, or forty less one, lashes. It says : " The thirty nine lashes are taken from the Raboni- calcode, which modified the forty lashes in the law of Moses to thirty-nine, be cause he who received that punishment is called in Scripture Kasha, a wicked man.' and the rabbis legislated that none in Israel should be branded as a Kasha for the commission of one crime of that catagorv : therefore, they would not infliet the lull punishment oi mc law on any culprit, and changed the forty lashes to thirly-nine." Theft un der the Mosaic law was not punished hy stripes; a fine, or loss of liberty until the fine was paid by the culprit's labor, was the punishment lor theit according to Moses.' The evidence taken before the court of inauirv Into the lay bridge disaster hrnuirlit. nut nothing of anv importance, except t he fact that one of the officials "t the south side ot tne bridge noticed sparks issuing from the train through out nearly the whole distance Detween tho south side of the bridge and the high trirders. These snarks appear to have been. due to the great pressure oi me wind grinding the train against the rails on the eastern side of the bridge, One of the guards gave evidence to hav ing witnessed the same thing on a previ ous occasion, when a verjr strong west, wind was blowing, itnd to its having so alarmed him that, thinking an axle whs broken, he put oa the brake. At the point, too. where the catastrophy oc curred, the rails were broken out on the eastern side, as though torn up by the excessive pressure of the train from their place. For the rest, nothing lias been discovered, nor is now likely to be discovered, as to the character ot the disastcr,except that one witness living to the west of the bridge, but above it, de clared that he saw a girder give way and fall into the river before the train came up. The Engine. Into the gloom ot the deep, dark night, With panting breath and a startled scream, Swilt as a bird in sudden flight Darts this creature ot steel an l steam. Awlul dangers are lurking nigh, Hocks and chasms are near the track, But straight by the light oi its great white eye It speeds thro' the shadows, dense and black . Terrible thoughts and florce desires Trouble its mad heart many an hour, Where burn and smolder the hidden fires, Coupled over with might and power. It hates as a wild horse hats the rein, The narrow track by vale and hill j And Bhiieks with a cry ot startled pain, And longs to lollow its own wild will. Oh, what am I but an engine shod With mnscle and flesh by the hand ol God, Speeding on thro the dense, dark night, Guided alon ) by the soul's white light. Often and olten my mad heart tires, And hates its way with bitter hate, And longs to lollow its own desires, And leave the end in tho hands of late. Oh, ponderous engine of steel and steam; Oh, human engine of flesh and bone Follow the white light's certain beam- There lies saloty, and there alone. The narrow track of learless truth, Lit by the soul's great eye of light, Oh, passionate heart ot restless youth, Alone will carry you thro' the night. Ella Wheder, in Inlcr-Octan. IS The publio are cautioned to ask lor Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup, and take no other. Price 25 cunts. In Belgium the flying of pigeons has become a national pastime. In no coun try on the globe is the raising oi carrier pigeons carried on to the aegree oi per fection that it is there . And in no coun try docs the raising of pigeons and the transporting of them for racing purposes form such an item of importace to the government as it does there. Here are some figure3 which seem incredible, but i - i. ,i.j r ii.ffi:.l wuicu are vuucucu iji no vummi. The pigeon fanciers of Belgium paid $30,000 to the ueiffium government as freight for transporting pigeons last year alone. It is claimed that 1,500,000 pigeons were taken from Belgium into France the former country being too small for the starting of any impoitant races within its own bounds during lb79. The greatest race of recent years was that of last year, from Rome to Brussels, a distance of 900 miles. Eleven hundred birds were entered and less than two hundred ever returned. The rest were lost one way or another. Four of these birds, singularly enough, got to Philadelphia. They were picked up at sea by an Italian vessel, the Clara Pick ens, bound for that port, a short dis tance off the island ot Maiores, in tne Mediterranean, 400 miles frem the land, so tired that they ahghted on the ves sel and were caught while asleep These birds had their owner's marks stamped on their feathers. The comparative force of gunpowder and dynamite was discussed by two miners at Tunka. Cal. They agreed, as a test, to explode certain quantities of the substances under two pianns, me friend of gunpowder to stand on the dvnamite plank and the friend of dyna mite on the other. The trial was made in the presence of an interested crowd nriiM.itiii'9. It. resulted in a broken leg for the man who was lifted t feet into tho air by the dynamite, anu uu cMnnted bruises for the one wiiom the gunpowder threw against the trunk of a tree. It is better to be unknown than to hav a pedigree that iz too rai'h for us ust so it is bettor for a pekok to r bob ailed than to hav one too big io nrrrr. osh, Hilling. ITEMS OF INTEREST. The next February with five Sundays In it will be in 1920. Did you ever see a dog bark his shins? Philadelphia Item. Ixmdoners are to have sea-water pipes connected with their houses. Beaconsfield says: "When I want to read a novel I write one." A poor relation The crude effort of a story-writer. American ruiicli. The Indians in the school at Carlisle, Pa., nre taught military tactics. The English laws compel the veloci- Eede riders to carry a headlight and a ell. - , Words are cheap, except when they are sent over the Atlantic cable. Cin cinnati Saturday Night. The aggregate salaries of the New York city school teachers for 1879 amounted to $1,009,207. Tti9 better to give than to receive. but the plan will never be very popular in this country. New York Express. The Sultan of Turkey spends $12,- 000,000 a year on himself, the eunuichs. sultana and courtiers that reside in his palace. An exchange wishes to know if sugar is extracted from dead beats. No. sir; dead beats have no "sugar." Waterloo Observer. A man can buy a hat for one dollar. It takes from ten to fifteen for a woman lo go comparatively bareheaded. Yal lejo Chronicle. Henrv Smith, the famous razor strop man, ot New York, was a heavy specu lator, and lost in one day, a few year ago, $60,000 by the fall in stocks. An Albany merchant recently shipped some goods by way oi xew iorK to Ixmdon. The freight to New York was $20.90, and from New York to Ixmdon $24. The distances nre 150 miles and about 3,000 milts. If the theorist who avers that animals can resist temptation will experiment by poking his neighbor s big Duu-aog in the ribs, he'll find that his theory, together with his trowsers, will be torn in shreds. Ilackensack llepublican. A French lad. aged ten vears. recently ran away from his school in tho village of Savelot, and went to a neighbor's house where a wedding was being cele brated. The nuptial party made him drunk on wine, and told him to beware of his master s rod next day. mis so frightened the youngster that he got a rope and hanged himself in the garden, where his body was lound irozen me next morning. Yale has graduated 4 signers of the Declaration of Independence : 110 mem bers of the Uuited States House of Rep resentatives : 44 United States Senators ; 15 ambassadors to foreign courts; io cabinet officers, including Mr. Evarts; 16 lieutenant governors and 29 governors of States; Uie lexicographers Webster and Worcester; 4 presidents oi inn - logical seminaries; b5 presidents oi col leges, and 250 professors in colleges and professional schools. A $1,000 Price. The treasurer of the Franklin Institute has in his charge the sum of $ 1.0(H), which has been deposited by Uriah A. Boyden, Esq., of Boston, to be awarded as a premium to any resident of North America or the West Indies islands who shall determine by experiment whether all rays ot light ana omer pnysicai rays are or are not transmitted with the same velocity. Each competitor will be requirod to transmit to tne secretary of the institute before the hrst day of January next a memoir describing in detail the apparatus, moae oi experi menting and the results. These memoirs will be submitted to three judges, to be appointed by the board of managers of the institute, ana wno are w De citizens of the United Statesof competent scien tific ability. Should the judges think proper they may require me experi ments described in any of the memoirs to be repeated in their presence. Every memoir must be anonymous, but must contain some motto or sign by which it can be recognimed or designated, and must also be accompanied Dy a sealed envelope, indorsed on the outside with the same motto or sign, and to contain the name and address of the author of the memoir. 1'hikuklphia Jiecord.